Rams HC Sean McVay, USA Basketball Is Back, Mt Rushmore of Yellow Things Gets Contentious + Fyre Fest And Grit Week Recap

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Week, Although we have some other interviews from Grit Week coming next week, some big ones. We have. Coach Sean McVay on the show. Awesome time with Coach McVay. We've known Coach McVay now for seven years in our relationship. I feel like he's in a very good spot, he's very comfortable with us.

Started joking around right off the bat, back slapping, cussing, talking, shit, great time.

Great time, so we're going to do Fyre Fest. End of Grit week, Grit Week memories. We also have one of my favorite Mount Rushmore's that we've done so far because it got contentious and very funny, the Mount Rushmore of Yellow Things, which we taped on the bus. We are now back in Chicago for the beginning of the show.

From the Mount Rushmore debate, we just after the game was over, the USA Serbia debate. We were just in the game we gave. And we're still screaming at each other about the picks that we made, yes.

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Yeah, I'm in the street, there is violence and there's lots of work to be done. No place to hang out, to wash in. And you can't blame me, I understand.

The crown is yours. Today is Friday, August 9th, USA, USA, USA.

Our dicks Serbia, sucker dicks rest of the world. Yes, uh, so the end of Grit week, Grit week was great.

Yeah, and it's awesome, it's awesome to be able to root for those guys like I. Now, I get it, I get it. I haven't had a lot to root for. As as a Wizards fan in recent memory, you as a Bulls fan. It kicks so much ass. Being able to root for LeBron James and being able to root for Steph Curry in that moment, being able to root for Joel Embiid.

Embiid Today, Joel Embiid, I'll say, Um, he's more of a rollercoaster. Uh, he was incredible in the fourth quarter. Uh, I'm not. There's no Joel Embiid slander on this show today. But Max, I also had a little peek into why you are the way you are, because Joel Embiid was on fire.

In this room, he was just standing still at times and he would just like, forget to walk down court, but not slander. But then, but then he did. He would do something awesome. Like he got the ball out at the perimeter and he drove to the basket, probably got fouled a little bit on his arm, threw down an awesome dunk.

Opposite of the cat, he just landed on his head. I've told you guys that not, not the head, not landing on the head. But he, he chooses to fall. Because it's less, it's less impact on your.

Knees if you, if you fall to the ground. Yes, well, he certainly did that, cause I think he landed on like his ear, but it was still cool.

Last guy to leave the court. Just playing the the the heel versus the French fans, which I love, so that's the French are going to hate him. On Saturday is going to be electric. But yeah, that was. That was such a fun game and it was. It was fun too because of Serbia and how well they played and also how much shit they talked.

The cross, the sauce, yes, the cross and the sauce, yes. So that's at communion, where you do, you do, uh, the stations, you touch your shoulders and you throw back the wine.

That was, but it was every guy, that was the best part. It was like Devin Booker hit that big three off the inbound. Steph Curry was insane 36 points.

I watched it was fun. And when they were kicking the ball around the perimeter, it would be like, Okay, Lebron, Lebron's got this. And then he'd pass it to Katie, who looked kind of open. And I'm like, fuck.

Same time for the entire game. Yeah, well, and and so Steve Kerr, Um, I'm actually gonna give Steve Kerr credit because he, uh, through changing up the lineup, uh, so much. And then when the. When we cut it to like six points in the third quarter and he's like, let me just throw in the bad lineup again, um, and then they went the the lead balloon back to 13,.

I thought going into this tournament, it seemed like he wanted to get some of the close games out of the way. And that's maybe why he was tinkering with the lineup, but I don't know why he just.

Continues to do it well. I think I think our guys are old, which that was also the cool part, like Kevin Durant, Joel Embiid, LeBron Steph. I don't know how many MVPs they have between the four of them. Uh, a lot, but they're all older, uh, and so they probably need their rest. But there was, there was that one moment.

Yeah, I mean, I'm an American first and foremost before anything else, so I was happy for our country. Uh, I think Steve Kerr is a fucking idiot. I thought you were a Californian first.

All DNP. I actually do think Tatum should have played and that made no sense. There was the first half when we were going under these screens and not switching and it was like, do not get him rebounds.

Crash the board score. It was weird, uh, but at the end of the day, I'm, I'm, I'm. It was fun to root as an American for, you know, for the boys, it was it is. It would have been an all-time choke if they didn't even metal, yeah.

But there's a lot of good stuff, too. Um, so that's a very positive way to handle it, Hank.

It's also like, Jason, Jason, uh, Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown. They're going to have all the motivation in the world. That is a good thing for the, you know, I'm, I'm rooting for America. But after this is over, the Celtics like they're going to be set up for a repeat.

You're, you're in the spot now where you would actually prefer Jason Tatum not to play in the gold medal game because you want full on revenge. Jason Tatum. To be like, you played a bunch of old guys and it's my league kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Credit too, yeah, as Americans for for this victory, because we did something that we sacrificed for this too. We actually rooted for LeBron James today, yeah.

Legacy was on the line. At halftime. You were motivating him. Yeah, right, that was tough. We also found out that the key for Embiid to play against Jokic is.

LEBRON Yeah, what about Jokic guarding Embiid? what about it?

Yes, um. Drew Holliday, Devin Booker, Devin, Derek White and Bam all played a total of 61 minutes nine points, three rebounds. That was the that was the death lineup.

The reverse death lineup, yeah, but everyone contributed, everybody, everybody in this room, everybody in that room, we all came together. Listen, rooting for. You have to make sacrifices for your country sometimes.

And I'll do it again against France. Credit to us for being the bigger men here. Um, so yeah, it was. It was an awesome game, it was a lot of fun to watch. Olympics are great.

Or maybe it was Wednesday, I don't know what time it is. It was a. It is one by 0.005 seconds, Yes.

Um, but he lost in the 200, and then he did the savviest thing ever, he got into a wheelchair.

Cause he had Covid, Covid wheelchair. Well, he's got asthma too, yeah, so the old Covid asthma.

Now, um, incredible, the 100 meter race was awesome. Um, I did see a clip of him before the race today. He was just like using all his energy, whooping up the crowd and going crazy. With Covid, that's, that's no. But again, wheelchair, that kind of negates it all.

There was also an awesome, awesome moment where a French lady won a race, I think it was the 1500. And then she ran over to the stands, and then she proposed to her boyfriend in the stands. She brought him down to the front row, yes, got on a knee and proposed to him.

You know, at your biggest moment, yeah, I think you're allowed to do that. Yeah, you're allowed to do that.

That's fucked up, that is fucked up, you can't, you can't steal her moment. Basically, it was just.

Stole the whole moment, so everyone's like, Oh, you got engaged, oh yeah, and also I guess you.

Want to go metal? Yeah, if you're that guy, you have to. Was he pressured into saying yes in that moment, cause you can't run away, you have to say yes.

I also watched a steeplechase today that was awesome. Is it called steeplechase? Yeah, some dude ate shit.

So what do we have left? do we have? Uh, we got more track and field. Marathon, marathon, marathon always ends it.

Year is it? I thought the marathon always like, they run into the stadium on that Sunday morning, that's it might be one of the last ones, yeah.

Gold? And if you look at that like per capita, we're absolutely dominating China. Yeah, they've got like 2 billion people over there. is it 2 billion now?

Marathon is the last woman's marathon. Yeah, they do it, they go into the stadium, it's very cool. Um, okay.

Give him a little more time. So yeah, we. He hasn't implemented his system yet, We're going to see what he can do. Uh, I would not coach the White Sox if you Grady Sizemore is coaching.

No, no, I wouldn't, because I remember when it was a three-year contract, three-year contract guaranteed, so 30 million total. Yeah, I mean, Pedro Grafal didn't get fired for a very long.

Time do I get unlimited milkshakes that they have at at the White Sox Field? Yes, okay, yes.

I'm in so funny that they fired him now, like, what, what's even the they've? What's the point?

I think it's like, you did they lose two out of three to the A's and then that that did it.

They're like, Okay, well, they. But they also broke their 21 game losing streak. They did, yeah, uh.

I would not know, I would not want to manage them. Imagine what a shitty job that would be. No, it sucks, it's just miserable.

Well, you might get fired if you lose to the A's No. But again, Pedro Grafal didn't get fired for a very long, very long time. He had a the longest leash. I think the I think there's. I saw some stat where it was maybe over a hundred games or 150 games. He was the third worst manager of all time.

Kind of unfair to put that on him for his managing job. Was that really? How much of that was him versus how much was the team? Just the overall vibe of the organization?

Yeah, yeah, and again, I think I mentioned it earlier this week. The worst is the guy, the doctor, when everyone went to war, dentist.

Was great. We've got, uh, uh. One of our guests from Grit Week was in the news the other day.

Oh, Jim Harbaugh, Yes, you told me you saved this for me. Yes, yes.

Out again? Yeah, I just need to jog the memory, okay, and I was so.

Very confusing. This is from. This is not stallions. Uh, yeah, I believe there was some stallions involved in this, but this is, I I think. This was the co, the co, the cheeseburger.

The Covid recruiting, so this is a four year show cause for recruiting violations. Yeah, so this is.

This isn't even stallions yet, cause the NCAA moves so slow. So, uh, what they did was they.

Tried to interview him and he was like, I'm just not going to talk to you, and then they tried to. Which, legally speaking, is the right thing? Yeah, he watched too many of those Shut the fuck up Friday commercials on YouTube, and he's like, Yeah, I don't have to say shit to you.

I mean, he's going to just stay in, he's never gonna go back to college. Probably not. That was his dream job, yeah.

Oh, Florio has already done that. Okay, there it is. I hope you did that four days ago when you were driving to work, yeah.

For at least a week, I know, because I remember when he did it with Jim Trestle. Yeah, um, well.

We're going to love this. What he did and that that was the earthquake we felt on Tuesday night. When we were recording, was Florio just banging away at the space bar on his computer? Uh, he took the he took the line of reasoning of when Trestle did that at Ohio State. And he got fired basically for letting his players get tattoos in exchange for merchandise. Which sounds, it sounds everything that was illegal 10 years ago sounds so stupid now, and also kind of awesome and awesome.

Harbaugh This story, Yeah, this was made for Mike Florio. He basically got a gift from heaven and he's just, this is this is an entire the rest of his summer.

Though, to punish somebody at a new job for something they did at their old job, well.

Tell that to Mike Florio, it doesn't make any sense, He doesn't like that, he doesn't like that. You got to do, you got to keep them, keep the, keep the, keep the torch. Right to Jim Harbaugh.

Which is very, very biased. We very much admit there were a bunch of training camp fights, too nice, a lot of training camp fights. D.K. Metcalf took his helmet off, swung it at a guy.

Suction cup hank Uh, what's going on in this Patriots game? Did Drake May play? Yeah, two for three.

Much a perfect game you also had. I've never had to pay attention before either. This is a.

This is a new thing. We had a of, oh, quite a glimpse into, uh, the battered brain of memes, which memes and I talked the other night about. We just have to stick together more because our franchises are like a joke that everyone just kicks our ass about, but memes? I was asking him to do something and he was like, I want to watch the first Patriots drive. I was like, why? He's like, I want to see if they're going to suck or not.

Entire Patriots season. But you never know, never miss an opportunity to see your your biggest.

Opponent just thinking it up. I think it was also like a haunting thing that he was saying. Because he, he, I think he thinks and knows that they're not going to be a good football team. But he just sees the jersey and he's like, I can't actually believe it, I have to see it with my own eyes. Is that fair to say? Memes?

Yeah, there's some weird shit going on with the new, the new, uh, NFL graphics to the landing zone of the kickoff is wild. Is it the blue area? Yeah, they wrap it in blue.

No, I think the green zones first down, like from no, that's the yellow line, No, no, but like the in between was a green zone, No.

Might be to get to the field goal line. It was bad cause they stopped the area of the field.

From the offense's own 15 yard line to the opponent's 20 yard, what?

We'll figure it out. All right, all right, I got it. It's preseason for podcasters to hold on.

Hold on, hold on, say, sit, talk amongst yourselves for a second hank and pft hank.

What was your favorite moment of the week? I like surfing, surfing was fun. Videos out now, uh, it felt more fun than it looks on camera, but yeah, it looks, it looks very lame.

Shout out memes. It's when the Sky Cam and they do the green zone. So it gives you better depth perception on how far you have to go to the first down. So it just goes to the yellow line, yeah.

Of a bachelor party, you know? Yeah, by the way, Phyllis, What happened on Grit Week? We don't. We're not going to talk about everything, right, yeah.

That lunch we ate where we all just had explosive diarrhea right after it was just one after, that was one of the craziest. Going to the bathroom, he was like, I got to go to the bathroom. I was like, Oh man. And then when we got to the Rams facility, I was like, I got to go to the bathroom.

Still sitting at the restaurant? Yeah, my butt hasn't recovered yet. It was crazy. I got one of those neck pillows that you put around your neck on a plane.

Flight back Yeah, so great grit week. Thank you everyone who saw us, who came out. Uh, we love doing grit week.

A couple NFC East places maybe, Yeah, possibly we heard you loud and clear.

I do think the the people we interviewed was very gritty and also the surfing video, I mean, go watch it right now. That was getting us into wetsuits and trying to tame the Pacific Ocean.

Max looked like Joe Burrow, walking around with just no back at all in his wetsuit.

Yeah, zipper was broken. it was broken. Before I got it. Max just screamed. He was just like, just so everyone knows, the zipper was already broken.

Numbers, right? we'll do the real one now that we're back. Yeah, the real one. no numbers.

Uh, numbers, Max, have you ever gotten the lottery ball? I've gotten the number.

17 11 11.

Eight.

Get Paramount plus Hank. You'll never guess, honestly. This is a little teaser on which guests we had on the bus wearing this hat. You'll, you'll truly never guess it, yeah.

Actually, you will never guess it because we're never going to air that interview. Okay, yeah, no, we are, uh, okay. Mount Rushmore of Yellow Things.

It's already contentious. Right now, it'd be cut and dry. We should, we should do a quick update.

Uh, Hank has won Wednesday's Mount Rushmore. Congratulations to Hank. thank you, thank you. He is now four points up on PFT.

Pft 32.

You do the punishment. I don't want to see PFT, because PFT is, uh, my dear friend and co-host of the show. And the punishment's going to happen during football season. And we work a lot during football season while you sit on the couch and scroll Twitter. So I would, it's not going to get contentious.

Is going to take, uh, and I want to see you do it. What I noticed your Twitter screen time is.

Probably 20,000 times, but I say, What'd I say? what'd I say, what?

With the proverbial couch, Oh, I mean, I know you said, I said on the show, you never said on the.

ShoW Okay, all right. So the couch? I was thinking about, the couch, the couch that you sit on during.

The show? I have multiple couches up, so I'm sitting on a couch right now. We got J.D. Hank over.

There, yeah, you want to fuck a couch? you got a couch fucking problem, you say, couch.

Instantly think of the studio. All I think about is that couch. What I noticed in the scanning, however, is that I think what happens more often than not is I either strike out completely or I hit a home run. I'm either first or fourth, that's it.

Get contentious. No, it's we're, we're on the bus. It's grit week. We've had a great grit week.

It's been fun, great week. I think that, you know, the coaches have taught me it's like, I do love every question. What does grit mean to you?

Of soap in your mouth. Okay, my restaurant was yellow backwards hat Colin Coward would hate.

That, yeah, but this heartbreak Motel had on for.

Ladies, you've been warned? Um, wait, who's got first pick? I think I do, oh wow, yes.

Oh, no, there is. Is there a one one? I have a. I have a. I have a one one.

Were you going to take that if I didn't say, I think you're going to, but I, I had a different.

One one up until, like, 20 minutes ago when I was really nice, okay, that's a really good one, one. I was really bent.

To be fully transparent here, I had beer, so I'm going to defend PFT, beer is yellow, okay, so that's where, that's where we're going.

I'm looking it up. If if you google, yeah, if you google is beer yellow. beers are often yellow.

Good pick I think you need to pick like a specific type of beer, yellow beer.

All beer that's yellow, coors light, Yeah, coors light's yellow.

Golden and golden is yellow. Yeah, I mean, I had it, so I'm going to defend you. Yeah, I mean.

I think you guys are the golden, all right, you know what? you guys are reaching beer.

GOLDEN COLORADo Oh, thanks for making my point. That's not, I don't, I don't think that's for the.

Color No Loggers ales. Those are both yellow. Honestly, honestly, you need this one.

About to pour coors light out on the ground that's yellow. I just need Hank to be worse.

That's all okay, I'm not even thinking about it. I have two picks.

Yep, run free up there.

Coors light Yeah, okay, fine, cheddar.

There's a lot of, uh, lemonade. what kind? Oh, that's a good question, lemonade. there's pink lemonade.

Every spongebob I did get all beer, I want him to get all beer, either, he should get all beer, I got it.

Lemonade weirdo, yeah, but that's not fucking yellow. beer is not yellow, it's tan, beer is tan.

I will say this, if you were given like, a, that's yellow, can I speak? That's yellow? It's a fucking fake picture.

If you were, it's not. That's not a real, that's a cartoon, basically. Oh my god.

If you were to give a little kid an outline of a French fries and told them to color it, they would get the yellow crayon to color it.

Let me just say this, let me just say this.

Cheese would be orange. No, it wouldn't, I said, Would, no, no.

You guys, let me just say something. Great point Henry. What color are cheez-its? I didn't pick cheez-its.

I know, but the better I made at it, no, but hank, that's c-h-e-e-z.

Yeah, exactly 100 real cheese. He thinks that someone here is upset that they took lemonade in the first round. Yeah, lemonade is fucking yellow. I'm taking yellow things for a yellow draft.

Memes would have given it a six come on memes.

Well, I think French fries are yellow. Yes, thank you.

Cheese, cheese.

Fine, you know what? I won't take cheese, take cheese off the board, that's fine.

I'm not gonna lie, there is a....

I just want, on the record, that Max made me take a pick off. No, I didn't. I said I wanted all I wanted you to take was a specific type of cheese. Check the tapes. I just wanted a specific type of cheese.

You know who would be on our side, big cat who?

Bubba Yeah, I was just about to say.

Yeah, he's colorblind. No, um, okay, I can see this getting contentious. This should be an easy one, we should all agree.

Isn't it gold? Honestly, I'm gold medals? Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't gold a color?

Gold, gold is yellow.

Gold is a shade of yellow.

Gold is a shade of yellow.

But gold is gold. If you were to give a kid I wanted, I listen, I had you back on beer. It's it's literally gold is a color.

Is gold yellow? I'm gonna, I'm gonna search. this is gray and silver, the same thing. We're not doing, the....

I mean, maybe I'm way off, but isn't gold a color?

Pure gold is a rich yellow-orange color.

Orange was the first word there. I just assumed gold was gold. okay, if we did a gold draft, gold would go first.

Uh, gold would be the metallic variation of the color yellow.

Okay.

According to Reddit, that's always right.

My draft is just gonna be yellow things. Well, lemonade again. I can find you a lemonade right now. that's not yellow. you guys can play your game. I can find you a lemonade right now.

I'm gonna go with the first down line.

Any, any, any qualms there? Well, it's not official. Well, yeah, it's not official, and it's only on the TV, it's not on the field.

All right, fine, next next time you watch TV, you don't get to watch the look at the yellow line. Oh yeah.

See how you like watching football then, buddy. Okay, next time we watch, uh, football, you can't eat any cheese, buddy. I like cheese and I wanted to take it. But I looked it up and the first color, it said was orange.

Guess what, buddy, sometimes you gotta be in last place and you gotta have grit and you gotta build your way out of it. No, yeah, it's okay.

Okay, Hank, you have two picks.

I'm going to go with.

Good thing this isn't contentious.

Yellow parentheses coldplay the song, the song, the song yellow. I'm going to allow that.

Sure, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to allow it, yeah, because I'm very easygoing when it comes to this. Well, I don't, I mean, yeah.

And it was all yellow.

I like, I like British hank, yeah.

I will go with Pepper Jack cheese. Mmm, wait.

White pepper, Jack's white.

Pepper Jack is white dude, what are you talking about?

All right, all right hank you pick.

It's also white and red and green.

I would allow Hank to take that for this round.

You don't know what Pepper Jack cheese is. No, no, no time out. you don't know what Pepper Jack cheese is. We're on the same side here, it's not white, red and green.

It's yellow-ish, it's got a yellow hue.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Pepper Jack's white, it's got the specks of peppers in there.

It's pepper Jack cheese is not, it's white. look at this is Pepper Jack cheese that's yellow-ish. that's not. you picked a white cheese that's all white.

If that's not yellow, then no cheeses should have been allowed. Oh, there's lots of cheeses that are yellow.

That cheese is hank. you had many cheeses, you basically could have picked burrata hank. I was really, I wanted you to be on my side.

Yeah, I know. So was Pepper Jack. Hey, Pepper Jack is way more yellow than burrata.

They're both white.

No.

There's like peppers in it, it also has two other colors in it, so it might be like a yellow pepper.

French fries are yellow and brown.

Oh, now you're going back on French Fries.

I mean, I'm just saying, like, what I know is pure, straight up, fucking unfiltered yellow.

Well, there are a lot of cheeses that are yellow. Pepper Jack is not. if you like, maybe yellow cheese. no one's like pepper jack.

It's yellow-ish.

Cheddar, I said, cheddar.

All right, then I'm just going to go fucking balls to the wall.

Cheese is not getting picked.

If Pepper Jack's not yellow, no cheese is allowed.

Oh, okay, it was on my list. I was being honest, I'm not a pokemon.

Never seen Pokemon, Pepper Jack would have slapped.

Never been around a Pokemon.

I'm going to go with buttered popcorn.

Had it on my list, good pick, white, good pick.

Buttered popcorn is yellow? Yes, it's yellow you're thinking of, like, smart food. Like, if you gave a kid a crayon and told him, Here's some Pepper jack cheese, okay, I'm going to step in.

Yep.

Okay, any one complain? No. I almost picked a 1-1..

Yeah, I like it, I like it, okay.

It's a good third round, it's a good third round, it's good value. I would have taken it, I probably should have taken it.

Okay, I got my last two.

I need the anime freaks.

I need them to step up.

That is the thing about the people that follow. The part of my take account. It's a huge crossover with the anime freaks.

Yep, all right, I'll go. I have two picks, one I'm probably going to get yelled at for, but this one everyone should agree with.

No, this whole draft is pointless, anyway. What, I'm not yelling anymore.

No, I would like you to yell if you don't like it, this one you like, though. Yellow labrador retriever.

Yep, yellow labs great.

Yellow labs are a great choice.

Yeah, there is yellow labs. What? I just admitted that I would like it.

No, what did I say?

Dogs? I didn't know that there's a difference between yellow and gold.

There's a big difference. What did I say, what did I pick?

Yellow.

Yellow What labrador retrievers? And what did you say?

Right, I didn't know that there was a difference there is.

Very much got it.

Like, you would know, the dog in Yellow lab.

The dog in yellow lab and a golden retriever, two different dogs.

Marley and me, you know, they're the same dog.

Yeah, now the Pepperjack thing makes sense. Yeah, yeah, I'm colorblind. Okay, last one.

Take it, I'm not going to get mad, I promise.

Pasta.

No, I'm actually, I'm all right with that. There are yellow pastas.

Yes.

Fresh pastas.

Fresh pasta The freshest pasta is always yellow, with a homemade pasta delicious yellow.

You know what? He's had two picks that have been presented to Hank today that Hank could have taken in. The things that I just learned recently drafted Yeah, yeah.

Yellow Labs and Golden Retrievers, and Pepperjack Cheese Max Pepperjack Cheese.

I know there's not a single person on the planet that's going to have your back.

Absolutely not, Max. I was convinced you'd take pasta. you took lemonade over pasta. What kind of Italian are you?

I'll be honest, I didn't have lemonade on my board.

I didn't even have.

First of all, you don't understand what 1-1 is.

This might be the end.

You don't understand what 1-1 is.

You're 1-1.

Yeah, his 1-1 was spongebob. You still had a first-round grade on lemonade.

Let's get back to the fact that.

Yeah, that's a good point, it's yellow-ish.

Where did Huey just go?

Oh, nice, good job.

Good job, Huey.

Wait, you're up, all right, my turn. Last pick. I'm going to go with the pass interference icon that pops on the screen....

Great job, horrible pick.

When your team throws an incompletion, terrible pick, why is that a terrible pick? Do not almost nut yourself if...

Wait, what was your pick? sorry?

The pass interference icon that pops up after your team throws an incompletion and it saves you.

How is that going to look? On a graphic? Well, it looks cool when it happens on the TV Rushmore Graphic. It's a paragraph.

I don't think about that, Max, I don't think about that. That's why you're in last place. Well, you're a big fucking pander bear, aren't you?

That's not true.

You just admitted to pandering to the graphic, he does pander, wow.

You know, Max Panders, that's why he's in first, yeah, he's been pandering the entire meatball contingency.

I go with my heart.

You don't think this guy likes meatballs? No, I'm just saying you've been pandering to fat meatball users.

And you know what? I actually think the people will like, the pass interference thing. We've all been there.

Yeah, no, I mean, PFT is kind of right. Peter Schrager just walked in.

Peter, I got a question for you. When you're watching football, you're rooting for a team, Max, will you shut the fuck up?

Let's all go one by one. We have so many grievances right now. Sit in the middle, sit in the middle, sit in the middle.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh no, oh no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, beer's not brown.

What color is lemonade?

Yeah, okay.

But if there's like a lemonade stand, it's usually yellow.

Okay.