All Time US Open, Smylie Kaufman Calls In From Pinehurst, Mike Florio Talking Football + Celtics And Panthers Drop An Stinkers In Game 4's

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On today's Part of My Take, we have an awesome, awesome recap of the US Open with Smiley Kaufman

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who was there.

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He was part of the NBC coverage.

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He was 10 feet behind Bryson and Rory as both of those guys came down the stretch for the

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US Open, which was incredible.

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We're going to talk about everything that came out of that.

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We're going to talk about Game 4 that happened on Friday night.

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Hank is back.

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We're going to talk about Game 4 for the Stanley Cup Final.

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We got some great who's back.

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We got a Monday reading and an extra bonus.

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We have Mike Florio on because we missed talking about football.

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It was great to talk some ball with Mike Florio before we go into the Lowell period, the phase

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me period, which you'll find out what that is, of teams breaking for minicamp for the

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then we'll take it higher. Oh

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yours. Today is Monday, June

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17th. And holy shit, boys. That

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was one hell of a U.S. Open.

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Sunday afternoon, Father's Day,

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Bryson DeChambeau wins the U.S.

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Open. Rory McIlroy chokes the U.S.

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Open. But more than anything, I

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love sports. It was great. It

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was an iconic back nine. And

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then to see how it unfolded with

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Rory looking over his shoulder

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at Bryson the entire time.

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Bryson mugging for the camera.

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And also Bryson going back to

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when he played injured on

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Saturday. He had the hip. He

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said he was playing at about 80%

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this weekend. But you had like

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drone cameras through the

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treetops seeing Bryson getting

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his leg worked on. It was a very,

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very good weekend of golf. It

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was like the perfect. Pinehurst

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was incredible because it was a

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great test. We talked about it

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being borderline. There were

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moments where it was borderline,

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maybe over the line. Guys hitting

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shots within like 10 feet of the

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hole and then having it roll all

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the way back down. But more than

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anything, it was just what you

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want in a major Sunday. And it

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was a guy, Bryson, who going into

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Sunday, it was like, he's

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definitely gonna win. He's got

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three shot lead. No one can

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figure out this golf course. And

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then you have the flip where

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there was that moment where

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Bryson went to six under. Rory

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went to eight under. You're like

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holy shit, this is going to

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happen. And then they, they,

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they get back together, tied at

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six under and going down the

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stretch and Rory missing two

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putts within five, five feet or

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four feet. I think they were.

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Yeah. The first one was about

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two and a half, I think. Yeah.

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Second one was like three and a

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half. Listen, I know there was a

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lot said about afterwards

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because Rory skipped media. He,

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uh, here's, here's one, uh,

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dramatic reading from a reporter

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on site. This is from Steve Reed

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AP. He said, Rory McIlroy through

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his clubs in the back of a

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tournament sponsored Lexus. Oh my

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God. Backed out of the parking

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lot and spun his tires a little

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getting out of the parking lot.

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Yeah. He did not talk, spun his

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tires a little. Would that not

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be how a car goes? That's how a

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car moves. Uh, six minutes after

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DeChambeau makes winning putt.

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Rory spins tires on way out of

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town. And if you saw the video,

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it was worse than that

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description. They also squeaked a

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little bit. Oh yeah. And then the

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camera, whoever was filming it,

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uh, did a nice little touch

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because as the car drives away

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going probably 10 miles an hour,

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the camera guy goes, Whoa, like

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he almost got hit by it. Yeah.

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And it, it, it was scenes of

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Scotty Scheffler before the, uh,

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the PGA championship. I thought

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that maybe there's some

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bystanders that might've been in

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trouble there. Yeah. And then we

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had people watching Rory and his

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progress to his private jet and

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then flight tracker systems

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tracking Rory's private jet and

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seeing that he was in the air, I

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believe before Bryson's

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acceptance speech. So he was, he

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was a poor sport. It was, it was

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a poor sport. We also had a, this

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is another, um, we had video of

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it and Jay Busby said, uh, Rory

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McIlroy leaving the clubhouse, he

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got into his car and drove off.

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Yeah. Well, the tires spun. Yeah.

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Usually when you get your car,

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you drive off. Uh, yeah. Poor

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sport. Uh, if you note the

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majority of the poor sport, uh,

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claims are coming from the media

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itself who Rory didn't talk to.

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I propose, so I have no problem

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with this. I understand you

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wanted, I would like to hear from

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him. We will hear from him at

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some point. I was thinking about

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it, the way Rory lost that

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tournament and the pots that he

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missed and the 10 years that it's

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been since he won a major and

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Bryson, who we'll get to having

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like an about face where he's the

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people's champ out there on the

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course, which if you said that

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four years ago, you'd be like, no

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fucking way. I'd be like, the

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people suck. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

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The people have been a lead

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poison. Yes. Uh, all of that.

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And you put it into a bottle and

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you say, Rory, we want you to

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stick around and drink this

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bottle while reporters say what

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was going through your head on

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18, that is actually worse than

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any torture that you could ever

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come up with. Like ever. I, so

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as much as you want to claim

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poor sport, I think that every

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athlete should get one a year

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where they can just say, I'm,

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I'm not doing this. And, and

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this, you, you, and if you, if

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you don't use it, you lose it.

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So you don't get carry over, but

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you get one a year where you

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can just be like, Nope, no Moss.

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I can't do it because I would,

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if I were Rory and I had to sit

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there and have Bryson come up to

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me and be like, that was an

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incredible fight. You put up,

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you know what? Oh, you played so

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great. I wish two of us could

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have won this and then go sit

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and have some reporter say,

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Rory, talk me through what

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happened with that putt that you

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missed. I'd kill myself. Yeah.

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Well, I would, I would, I, you

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can't do that. You got to get

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in your Lexus, your, your, your,

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your tournament sponsored Lexus

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and spin those tires and get the

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fuck out of Dodge. Can you

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imagine if on this show, cause

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we are members of the media on

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this show, if, if one of us was

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like a real, real big winner,

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and then we made the person who

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was a big loser sit while the

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big winner talked about how big

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of a winner they were. And we

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did that for like 30 minutes and

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then asked the loser to give us

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comment on that. Right. How

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terrible that we would never do

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something like that because we

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care too much for the people

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that we work with. But for some

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reason, golf media wants that to

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happen and it could never be us.

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And, and the loser then just

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doesn't show up for the next

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show. Yeah, no, that would be

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right. We're not going to get

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into that territory. Right.

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That's not how we operate.

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Right. That's not how we operate.

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We operate with a little bit

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more class. And it's also very

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funny that, uh, it goes back to

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like the Marshawn Lynch Super

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Bowl days or Cam Newton when he

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skipped the press conference

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afterwards, the media gets so

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mad, so mad, and then they have

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all their articles about how

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this person didn't give them

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anything to write about. Right.

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And he actually, Rory gave

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everybody so much more stuff to

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write about. Right. So much more

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stuff to talk about by not

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answering questions than he did

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if he had stuck around and just

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given like deadpan answers of

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credit to Bryce and he played

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really, really well. Of course,

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I'm disappointed, very upset

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that I missed those putts, you

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know. Yeah. One of those things,

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golf's a hard game. That's what

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Rory would have said. I just did

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his press conference right

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there. Yeah. Golf is a hard game.

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It's tough to get this close.

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Credit to Bryce and he played

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really, really well. I'm very

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happy for him and happy for

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golf. That's what he would have

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said. Yeah. Okay. That's the

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press conference. But the fact

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that Rory sped away like Rashid

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Rice in the parking lot and

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could have murdered people on

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his way out, that gives the

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reporters way more stuff to talk

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about and way more of a

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storyline. And more than

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anything, it gives them a soap

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box and a moral high ground to

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be like, you didn't let us do

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our job. But you're right. The

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story is that Rory, and again,

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it's a ridiculous story because

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I really do think that there

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should just be a, maybe there's

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someone has to judge it and, and

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you like, it's almost going to

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the booth in Toronto or, you

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know, the NFL when they do a

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replay, we just have someone

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who's watching every sporting

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event and they just get to

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judge like, all right, that was

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actually such a painful loss.

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They shouldn't have to talk

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because you can't have a more

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painful loss than what he had.

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Yeah. What are we missing out

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on by, by not hearing Rory talk?

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I want to know Rick Riley is

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probably mad at Rory because how

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is he going to make puns about,

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about Rory after the game? Are

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after the match when he didn't

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hear him talk towards he's he

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tell you what Rick Riley, I will

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give you your lead. Yeah. Rory.

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Hey, Rory can't find the hole

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from within four feet twice. Boy,

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I feel sorry for his ex ex-wife

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ex ex-wife. Yeah. There you go.

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Rec two negatives make a

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positive about the collapse. Oh,

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what'd he say? Yeah. Poor Rory

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golf is the cruelest game. It

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will pants you in front of the

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whole schoolyard. Then steal your

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lunch money. Oh, sounds a little

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personal, Rick. Wait. So Rick's

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talking about personal, like the

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game of golf being a bully. It's

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like 15 year old Rory McIlroy's

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penis is, wait, but that's

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actually not right because a

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pantsing with the full balls

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flopping out is so funny. This

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wasn't funny. This was tragic.

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Like if you, yeah, if you had,

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if you pants Rory and his, in

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his Dick and balls flopped out

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for everyone to see, that's one

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of the funniest moments of all

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time. Like if you really pants

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someone and you get the boxers

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too, that's fucking hilarious.

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I got, you can't, you can't tell

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me different. Wait, Jake,

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you've been pants. Yeah, we

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thought the balls flopping out.

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Yeah. Balls. We're playing

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pickup ball. Me and my friends

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at home. Uh huh. It just

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happened. We were in

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transition. Yeah. Damn. Oh,

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you were in transition. So no

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balls, no penis there. No balls.

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We're in transition on the

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basketball court. Oh, okay.

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Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

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Got it. Got it. Uh, yeah, no.

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So PFT, you're exactly right

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that when the story now for all

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the reporters being like, you

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didn't let us do our job. We

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don't have a story to write

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about. Now you're going to write

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about this story, how you

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didn't get to talk to Rory. And

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on top of that, Rory is going to

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talk to someone, probably do

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like a, you know, a profile or,

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or just, you know, some, one of

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these insider guys is going to

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reach out to him in three days.

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And there's going to be a long

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story about how, how

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disappointed he is. And we're

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going to get even more content

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out of it. Like four days from

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now, we're going to get a Rory

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story that we can talk about.

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He'll be like, I'm, I'm sorry

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that I left this early. Yeah,

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right. I was in a very

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emotional state and then he'll

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do like that whole thing. Or he

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could just answer a reporter's

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text message like Brooks. Yeah.

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Actually, should we text Brooks?

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I got to see what Rory's, what

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his reaction about Rory leaving

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early was. All right. I'm going

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to text him. I'll say, what are

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you, we're doing the show right

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now. We're looking for comment

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on what Rory would have thought.

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Yeah. All right, Hank, give us

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your thoughts while I text this

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cause you're the big golfer and

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also congratulations on your

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Bryson win. Yeah. Bryson been

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riding him every major this

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year. Uh, two top fives won

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today. Felt like he was going to

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lose all day. Uh, once he went

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down to, he couldn't hit up

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drive straight. I was kind of

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worried about him just switching

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driver. Like they said, he never

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swung this driver before until

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the first tee shot, which was a

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little alarming. Uh, stay woke

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on that. We've got a theory with

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smiling. Yeah. I actually like

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this theory a lot of, of that

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will be his next YouTube video

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is going to be such a banger.

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Yes. Whatever it is, it's just

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going to be like, I think I won

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the U S open. He won the U S

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open for the content. Uh, but it

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was, I mean, he was hitting it

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out of the shit. Every single

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hole still making birdies

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unbelievable win. And I mean,

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Rory is fun to root against.

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He's kind of like, I have never

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necessarily been a huge Rory fan

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and in sports it's always fun.

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Maybe I'm just a hater, but I

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always, as much as I like rooting

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for the people I like to root

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for, I love rooting against

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people too. Like LeBron Rory is

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not as bad, but like it's, it's

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kind of fun to watch someone

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choke. Yeah. And this was an

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ultimate live versus PGA showdown.

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Yeah. And your live boys came up

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big. You are a live head. I

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thought we were told that when a

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live guy won a major, we would

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get all the other live guys on

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the green waiting for him.

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Brooks did tweet right away.

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Oh yeah. They rallied. Yeah.

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It's actually a great tweet.

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He said, welcome to the club.

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Uh, two time U S open champ.

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That's very nice of him. Uh,

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the, I was going to say, uh, I

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saw, I saw Dustin Johnson wearing

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the four aces polo. He is playing

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earlier this week. So that

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reminded me to ask Hank who the

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four aces are. Four aces are

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Dustin Johnson, Patrick Reed,

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Pat Perez.

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It's a guy who, uh, his dad

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owns something. Right? No, I

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think they had a trade. I'm

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looking at now. It's not a guy

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who's, is it Matthew something?

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No, you're thinking Matthew

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Wolf. Oh man, Hank. Is he good?

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Pat Perez, Patrick Reed. Uh,

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when I say the name, you'll be

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like, yeah, I know him. Is it

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Patrick? No, I don't know.

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Harold Warner the third. Oh,

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yeah. Um, Bryson. So, uh, that

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he, he has done the full JJ watt

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rehabilitation where he was, he,

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the crowd was going crazy for

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him and he is, we're going to

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get into it more with Smiley on

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why he's been able to work.

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Bryson has changed who he is.

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Like the, the revisionist

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history. I know there's a few

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hardcore Bryson fans and they

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should take the victory lap

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right now, but it's not like,

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Oh, we were all wrong about

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Bryson. I think Bryson realized

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that he was really annoying and

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he's adapted and done a really

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good job about it. Like he, it

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was fun watching him play golf.

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We had this take for the master.

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So this isn't just because he

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won. We, we said that we were

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kind of slowly becoming Bryson

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fans. Thankfully Brooks, they've

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squashed the beef, but he is fun

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to watch. I think it's cause he

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has, he has a fan base now and

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when he's happy, when he has

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people behind him, he becomes

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more likable. It's when he

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doesn't have a built in fan base

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that he's trying so very hard to

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