Greg Olsen, Mt Rushmore Of Everyday Villains, The Boys Get Their Championship Rings And Lebron Is Not Retiring

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Welcome to pardon my take. Today is Monday, July 17th and PfT. Our long national nightmare is over. LeBron James is coming back for another season.

I was so worried about that, I was shocked, I was shocked when he made the announcement. Honestly, I'd forgotten that. He had teased that he might retire. But he had also been saying for the last three years he was going to come back and play with his son.

And it was so perfect. So we obviously had the Takeys on Friday that were pre-recorded, so we missed what happened in the ESPYs. This was really the only clip I saw LeBron James getting in front of everyone.

It's basically the decision to. And I think he planned this out just because he was like, you know what I want to make? I want to make a splash at the ESPYs this year. How can I do that? Okay, I'll tease it.

He also just wants everyone to clap for him and be like, Thank you so much, Bron. Like I, I'll say this right now, there's been a lot of rumors, a lot of talk. I'm not retiring, not today.

You know who had the best day when he found out that LeBron James was going to come back? Skip Bayless Yes, old Skip. Had he put out a great, maybe the creepiest video? It looked like he was doing some sort of. He looked like a terrorist that had just taken over 737 and was making his demands.

He's not retiring.

You think Ernestine filmed Skip's videos for him? Yeah, Skip's going through it right now. Yeah, he is, he's having, he's unwanted.

He doesn't have a person to debate with, and it's gotta, it's gotta be killing him inside.

Lil Wayne.

Yeah, lil Wayne. It's also very funny that Skip Bayless is like trying to find his new co-host, which not really a co-host, it's more like Skip's sidekick. It really has only one rule they have to be pro-Lebron.

It should actually just be somebody that's more anti-Lebron than Skip Bayless is.

Yeah.

That would go worse, that would blow his mind. Have Trump, Dave?

Dave Bordwell That would be great if Dave was like, if Skip was like bashing LeBron, and Dave was just like, actually, LeBron's an ISIS.

Actually, he's a disgusting human being, yeah.

Perfect, all right other things going on in the sports world. We had Rory finally win one, the Scottish Open, which I don't think anyone could watch on TV.

And ESPN cut off the feed before the 18th hole.

Yeah.

ESPN Plus.

But I was happy for Rory because I think that was like the fourth or fifth time, or maybe third or fourth time that he's been leading. After 54 holes this year. And if he didn't do this one, it would have been like, Dude, are you like? you just can't, you can't finish the deal. But back to back birdies 17 18, good for Rory.

Good for Rory Is that the fifth major if you're a British guy?

It's got to be, I mean, is it?

It's the open.

Do you also want to win the Scottish Open when the British Open is right the next week? Like, is that it's a tune-up?

You can make the case, it's a tune-up, but I have a hot take.

Okay, late on.

I think he's going to miss the cut. I think everything. Because the last time they played here was the last time he won a major. He's been playing good golf, he won this weekend. Everyone. It's almost, it's almost too much of a storybook ending.

Yes.

I think I'm looking for kilts, kilts. Well, yeah, offline. Before we started recording, Hank was talking about golfing overseas, and he referred, he referred to kilts. He thought that there were quilts, that everybody wore, quilts.

I wish they were recording, yeah, yeah, so yeah, that happened. DeAndre Hopkins is on the Titans.

What was his list of reasons why he wanted to join your team? He wanted like an established quarterback?

It was established quarterback, good defense, consistent GM, which I think they just fired theirs, didn't they?

This is a new GM that they have.

New GM.

I mean, this is an ultimate ricochet shot at the entire Patriots Organization, too. When those are his three criteria. And he's like, I want to play for a good quarterback, and he picks Ryan Tannehill over Mac Jones. Sounds like he listened to our show where we did the quarterback tiers ranking, yeah.

Yeah, hank.

Yeah, I'm excited for Will, I'm happy for him.

Yeah, it's good for Will.

You have to feel a little bit of stuff though, right? Don't you hank? Like the fact that he he visited your organization, it was on his list of, I think.

Yeah.

It was just, it's not the patriot way.

It did feel like everyone was like, Where's DeAndre Hopkins going to go? And now that he went to the Titans again, the Titans, this is actually where the Titans love to be. Is everyone's doubting them? Because that means they'll probably win the AFC South and they'll probably win like 11 or 12 games, cause that's how the Titans always roll. But didn't it feel like it was a an announcement we were all waiting for? Because we assumed he was going to go to a team that was maybe one of the final four teams last year of Bills?

Yeah, I guess good for him. It became a financial decision, he's getting like 12 mil guaranteed next year.

Yes, yeah, it's true, and it's, uh, I mean, money is always. I don't know what everyone else was offering him, but it's nice to say I want to go compete for a ring. But if the Titans offered him 12 and everyone else was offering him five, $7 million is probably nice, too.

It makes a lot of difference. Yeah, I was hoping for the bills, I really wanted him on the bills.

I know, I know, um, okay, other things. We got our rings.

We have the rings, uh, the water dogs won the championship last year and I went to ring giving ceremony and I have it for you.

Yeah, also known as a wedding, we want to do. You want to do any highlights from it from the ring giving ceremony?

It was awesome. Water dogs won. Uh, this one's yours.

Okay, Jake was on the call.

Look at this, Jake killed it.

Dude, this is actually a sick ring.

Dude, those are really expensive.

Okay, can you show me?

I want to see my ring. Can you just hold it up?

Actually kind of fits, cause we told when Paul Rabel asked for a ring size, I didn't know, and I just told him like, I don't know, average.

Regular is the size that we gave him. Oh, that's awesome Bill, that's such a sweet ring. Where's Hanks?

Do we not have hanks?

Hanks is coming in the mail.

How much do we know how many diamonds are in this? So I could resell it.

I had no idea and they were so like, they, they look expensive, they feel expensive. So I've been sweating my balls off, trying to make sure I get them here right now.

Okay, I might get it appraised, and just just for curiosity's sake, and then.

Dude, they're big time.

Yeah, these are big time.

I want to punch somebody in the face while I wear it and just leave the impression on them like an ace Ventura.

PFT. We got to go to a water dogs game and show up with them and just be like, What are you talking about?

I actually, when I saw, when I saw the rings, I thought to myself, I might just wear that around all the time. Yeah, it's that cool ring, yeah.

We have rings now.

And then can you take it off your weird fingers?

There was some take it off.

Yeah, I don't know where those hands have been warm.

Did you, uh, chuck beers at the ceremony?

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, how'd you do?

Uh, very well.

Yeah.

Uh, Dukes is witness.

He is.

Dude, Fairfield is the best, uh, venue for lacrosse. I just have to say like those are people who love lacrosse, and it's it's an amazing venue.

I feel like, though, if we sent you anywhere where you got Championship rings and free beer, you'd be like, Dude, fucking. Baghdad is the best place to watch lacrosse. It's so sick.

No, but Fairfield, Fairfield County, is a lacrosse hotbed. Okay, it is pretty sick, yeah.

Connecticut does lacrosse well, yeah.

Billy, What was the reaction of the team like, when when they all got their Championship rings and they're like, Oh, and also Billy football? Yeah, no, it was a big imposter syndrome. When you're walking in line and these guys are like, Who the fuck is this guy, right?

Ideally, football. I did hear some criticism online that we're terrible owners for not being there for ring night. But I have to just push back and say, were we getting rings? For winning a championship? The team that we own? That seems pretty good, right, yeah?

Yeah, and also we're hands-off owners, right? And we're especially hands off the rings. We don't need to be there to take the spectacle away from the players.

Yeah, I'm so, he's so much culture, I'm sorry.

That's what we do.

I'm so hands-off as an owner that I'm going to sell my ring, no, like, that's how hands-off I am.

I'm so hands-off that no, please don't do that. I can definitely name at least two players on the team. No, Dylan, Dylan.

And then, um, Dylan's the goalie, Dylan Ward, Dylan Ward. I didn't know if it was his last or first name.

And then, uh, Copeland.

Yeah, Andy Copeland.

Andy Copeland is a G. Yeah, he is. I was, uh, we almost fired him. No, no, but like, I was standing next to him. When I was like, this guy probably thinks I'm a fucking clown and he was a G.

It was sick. Yeah, no, he definitely did. He definitely thought you were a clown. You're our clown.

Those look awesome, I'm happy for you guys.

Hank, I'm sure yours is in the mail.

Shouts Did they actually say that? Billy? No, No, I mean. shout Steve Dimpoli and, uh, Ryan Brown.

So are they retired? Yeah.

They're retired, they those are the two guys. I was like, Yo, a lot of the water dogs are retiring cause they want to chip, and they were tired, yeah.

Oh, okay.

They definitely haven't made those. So I was talking about, I'm getting the fan, I'm getting like what they give, like the fans. So I was told replica for like, 200 bucks, I was told from, uh, the higher ups.

Hey, listen to this, listen to this, hank ready.

Dude, these are serious fucking ring, yeah.

They're great ranks.

I'm happy for you guys and for the team. You're sending mine out to me, right? Because I can't if I own a Championship ring, I feel naked when I'm not wearing it, I can't, what?

Yeah, what?

Sorry, dude, can you get your riverside right? So I'm going to keep this safe. I've been keeping them safe for two days and it's been a nerve wracking, okay?

All right, what else do we have? We had a Wimbledon.

Oh, and that alcatraz, alcatraz happened. Thought he was a clay court guy? yeah, thought he was, thought he was an alternate surfaces guy, not a grass guy.

Yeah, but he loves grass.

I, uh, passing you the torch, big cat. Well, yeah, I have a question, big cat.

Yeah, okay, go ahead. But I I have a statement first, um, afterwards, I don't know, but if you guys saw. But Djokovic was maybe the most gracious, uh, competitor of all time.

Uh, yeah, he was a talk, he felt like he was a baby, he baby brought him. He pretty much said, like, this guy reminds me so much of myself. I'm happy to see him when he's 16 years younger.

He's got all the fucking, you know, testosterone and and jumping around. I mean, Djokovic and Federer and Rafa are all the exact same age, so you can't make that same argument. He had to play someone 16 years younger.

That was my question, big Cat. Not only did Joker's lose today, but it's like he doesn't have to play versus Federer and Nadal. He's going to be Rafa's Grand Slams in like five years.

Wait, who Alcaraz?

Is coming for the the Goat Crown.

Djokovic has the most majors, just so you're clear.

He had to go against Federer and Nadal. So I'm saying, like, you had to watch him lose today and realize like in 10 years I'm also going to lose the Goat Crown.

But you just, you know, you just said what you just said means that Djokovic is the Goat. He went against Roger and Rafa and won all those, so Alcaraz is going to win Mickey Mouse majors, that's fine.

You judge by major champions. Well, I'm an Alcaraz fan.

I don't know why you guys are turning this. I'm an Alcaraz fan, he's got to help me out.

Can someone help me out here to go? And I don't know why. I've never thought of this before when I'm watching tennis. But in that third set, there was that. There was that one game that took shit, like 27 minutes, 27 minutes, right? And it was basically whoever wins that one game is going to win the entire match.

It's so dumb.

They should score like a real sport, where it's seven, seven, six, one, three.

Sometimes a two for safety. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how, that's how real men play sports.

Tennis scores were shown in the middle ages on two clock faces on each score. The pointer moved around a quarter from zero to 15, 30, 45. Somehow the 45 got truncated to 40 when the clock faces dropped out of use.

That's stupid, that makes no sense. Did you see? Djokovic got penalized for holding his for too long? He literally was, he was just like.

Oh, and he got a he got a time violation today. Yeah, he did.

See, they were out to get him and I felt like the wind was only affecting him.

It took too long for him to walk back to his towel, pick up his towel. Which, you know why they? They moved the towel station and they don't have the ball boys handing the towels out anymore, right?

Why?

Covid, Covid, it was a Covid change.

Yeah, so they're all they're out to get. Djokovic, Yeah, he's our coat. Just cause you didn't want to get vaccinated.

Yeah, they put his towel basically in South Hampton, and he has to go by foot over there horseback carriage to dry his hands off and come back.

Either way, I will admit that that was a very thrilling Wimbledon. It was, it was good theater and it is. It is an all time. Uh, I wasn't hung over, but I feel like I'm perpetually hung over with kids, but it was all time.

You remember this was probably like 15 years ago, maybe even longer, when Monica Sellis was still playing and they, uh, I forget who she was playing against. But they warned both of them. They're like, Hey, you guys grunt too much, it's unladylike. You're not allowed to grunt in this game or in this match. And then Monica Sellis went out there and gave a grunting performance for the ages.

What, that might be a bunk, uh, that? Also. Monica Sellis learned tennis, Bro Monica, how do you know that she got stabbed?

She got stabbed hank and she was also like, one of the best tennis players of all time. Here, I'll do Monica Sellis court ready.

Oh, we should start doing, we should. We should do. A Mount Rushmore later this season where we grunt in each other's backs. Mount Rushmore moans, Yeah.

Don't just spell them out.

It's like, What's your next pick?

It's a good one. Oh, I like that, okay, um, we also had hard knocks.

Yeah.

Hard knocks decision has been made. Another national nightmare is over. Yes, and it's going to be the New York Jets, the New York Jets.

Although the commute would suck, it'd be an idiot to live in Brooklyn like I. That was like, when we had to drive to Hoboken, that was from Brooklyn, it sucked.

But, uh, last time the Jets were on hard knocks, they went to the AFC Championship.

Oh, I mean, we have a We. We still have to figure out the stakes of our bet, but I think Aaron Rodgers is going to have an incredible year. I become the the the script has been flipped on me, where I'm now defending Aaron Rodgers, the player, publicly, and it feels dirty. But I also, I want, I don't want him to fall off when he's gone. That would suck for me. I want him to be really good.

I understand that, but I think it would also be so poetic if you follow the Brett Favre story arc completely like Brett Favre was good. And he hurt his arm. Sends a bunch of weird dick pics to people. Leaves New York, goes to Minnesota, has a career resurgence, and then he gets arrested for defrauding Mississippi.

Well, if you, if you put in that that, uh, the Bears end his career. Corey Wooten When he, when he remember when Brett Favre was like, he looked like a chalk cutout. On the on the pavement, on the frozen, on the frozen Minnesota turf. Cause they were playing outdoors for a couple of seasons. That if you can give me that, I might, I might sign up for it.

Yeah, that's what, that's what I'm rooting for. I also just love Hard Knocks. in general. Hard Knocks is such a good TV show to just remind you that football is coming back.

They're doing it, and we also we. We will review the quarterback show on Netflix. Uh, either Friday or Monday, we're going to watch it. Uh, I've heard good, like people complain about it. But if you just show me any behind the scenes football clips, I'll watch it. Like, when, when, when they I'll do, like, in between the Championship games and the Super Bowl, I'll watch like the 30 minute episodes that the teams put out just to hear the mic'd up players.

Yeah, the mic'd up players, the alternate camera angles of plays that you have already seen, like seven times, right? I think I watched the end of that Vikings-Bills game nine times, just from like different vantage points.

So the Chiefs-Bills-AFC Championship game, I must've watched a hundred times on all the angles, Billy.

Uh, pft. the ring stuck on my finger. Uh, I'm trying. I'm trying to get it off. It's not. It's not going well. We're going to have to cut that finger off bill.

I'll give you a pill, that's when he knows.

Yeah, we're going to have to cut that shit off bill. Can we cut the metal? can we cut the metal?

No, no, absolutely not, that's your finger.

Jake, Jake, can you try to pull that ring off Billy's finger?

Come on, get over here.

I think Billy's lying.

How sick would that be if you had a necklace? If you had a necklace, that was the ring, but also Billy's finger.

Yeah, it'd be awesome, or we could maybe spray some some sort of cooking oil on there, lube it up real good, get some ky jelly.

Oh, it actually is stuck. it's actually stuck. Billy, let me get it.

It's like sword in the stone.

Make it straight.

Make your finger straight.

Get off, get off, get off.

Commentate it, Billy, commentate on the mic. I got it, I got it all right.

Don't put it back on.

Oh, it's stuck again.

Oh, no.

Keep that shit off there, Billy. But yeah, I, I just love hard knocks. I'm just so amped up for football, the decision that which team is going to be at hard knocks. That is the true restarting of the football year.

It is, and I've, uh, there's just nothing that gets me more juiced up than the countdowns. People just tweeting out like this is. We have seven Sundays from today, or 51 days till college football. I don't care if it's going to be a random like New Mexico State versus Hawaii on on a streaming platform, none of us have, I don't care.

Yeah, the start of the football, the official start of the football calendar is Hard Knocks, right? the first episode of Hard Knocks. After that, it's the Pro Football Hall of Fame game.

Uh, throw in one random, really good player gets injured in preseason.

Yep, that and a suspension.

Yeah.

Today, today, Scott Hanson said. Red Zone returns in a mirror octobox of Sundays.

Octo eight.

That means eight Sundays. Yeah, he made us try to do math and that made me move.

Well, we've won the war, so I don't, I don't have to. There is no options.

Right?

I will now be critical of Scott Hanson because there is no. He, he's, he's a monopolized red zone. Is he not?

To my knowledge, yes, yeah.

So be ready for that, Scott, I'm coming for that ass. You better, you better tell us, you better let us know gambling things and and don't give us the fake out. Where it's like. And we cut to, we cut to Kansas City, and it's like a seven yard out and you're expecting to be a fumble.

Nope, nope, got to be on your a game. Billy. I have a question for you, Yes.

He's never actually gone, he's in the future.

You think you still think he's? I still think that he has the physical capabilities to be, you know, an amazing quarterback. The man, the man can make any throw on the field. I mean, his head, you know, he's young, he's confused.

We're doing this.

He's short.

He's not short, he's not short, he's six, two.

He's a dixie, he's like five.

He's shorter than me, shorter than me, the man, the man can make some amazing throws and I hope Aaron Rodgers gets his head right.

Um, all right, let's do Who's back of the week? Then we have Greg Olson, and then we have, uh, the Mount Rushmore of Everyday Villains.

Coors Light presents to chill or not to chill when your friend skips your favorite song on the playlist and the friendship, or choose chill because that song lives. Rent free in your head anyway, and you planned ahead by bringing Coors light to the party. And the sound of that ice cold can cracking open.

Hank, you had how many coors light you have this weekend?

The limit does not exist. Uh, still going, all my friends. Flights got delayed, so we're probably going to have a few more tonight. PFTS video on his vacation with the bathing suit.

Yes, hilarious. Yeah, we got new Merch, too.

And the part of my take store the swimsuits. The mountains turn blue. They come out when you get them wet, so if you go piss dogs on them, it's a. It's a great visual, it's always good for a laugh.

Oh, is that your who's back? Hank? Yeah, we were. I was going to talk about Rogers and Roar.

We talked about that. I am also I was wearing the swimsuit earlier for it did my first lake jump.

Nice.

And it's, it's honestly unbelievable, the technology is unbelievable. It is like, PFT can, it can attest.

What do you mean? Lakes? No, no, no.

No, the bathing, the bathing suit, the bathing suit. Mountains turning blue after you get them, like in the water, is is very, very sick.

That would be funny. If you were just talking about lakes, you're like, how'd they get all this water here?

Well, yeah, they just got an ocean, they have an ocean in Chicago. Lake Superior is the Goat Great Lake. Why I'm a Lake, Michigan guy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shout out to the people out there that were like, look at this grown-ass man. Like, like, I'm not going to sit there and piss myself after being out in the sun for six hours, drinking Coors lights.

Also, we piss ourselves all the time. We're not grown-ass men. we're definitively not grown-ass men. we are, we are in in age only. are we grown-ass men?

Thank you.

PFT's video Uh, Pft.

Shorts, no shorts, so specifically coors lights one shorts are back.

I told you, Oh my God, so so people who don't know we. We taped the Takies like three weeks before they aired. I kept on getting tweets. I was like, Wait, what was my future take of the year?

No, no, it didn't almost come true already. A report came out last Wednesday. Uh, from I think it was probably Dan Vinata and, uh, Seth Wickersham. They're always the ones that put out these bombshells at like, 7am. About Dan Snyder. It happens like once every two months, and it was behind the scenes of how Dan tried to strong arm the NFL and John Gruden.

Almost came true.

We, we've yet to see it. I'm waiting for all the facts to come out. But if Dan Snyder, why don't you do that? When they signed? This would be the most diabolical fucking thing this man has ever done.

And then you got to return all those t-shirts, you got to do a buyback program and then I'm out.

Then I'm out, I'm out. If Dan Snyder comes back, I'm out, I'm out, I can't do it.

Yeah, that's on par for bad.

Yeah, it's on par, but at least it's, at least it's not the fucking Dan Snyder's. You guys can't be on the same team.

That would be so awesome if you were Texas.

Yeah, maybe the c-words, maybe I just have to root for the c-words.

25%.

That's all, yeah. 25. Hey, you don't know anything about how big transactions are done. okay? You don't know anything about the world of finance. You don't know about getting all your ducks in a row on this shit.

It was definitely too high. Yeah, thanks.

Money's too expensive. Give me Mohammed bin Salman, give me the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund. Anybody, anybody but Dan Snyder.

Uh, okay.

And there's a lot of sickos out there, by the way. Who told me, like, I'm so glad this is happening to you? When it looked like, Dan Snyder, I'm like, come back, there's a lot of freaks that are....

Shut up hank.

There's a lot of freaks that are rooting for me to be miserable for the rest of my life. This is the worst thing that's ever happened. They did a list, they did a fucking list of the best players from each position during the Dan Snyder era. And it was the most depressing list that you'll ever read.

Had to be RG3.

Was RG3 for six weeks?

Oh, he was very good.

In 2012.

He was sick. Um, all right, my uh, who's back? is Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton's back? I don't know if you guys saw this quote, Uh, that was dropped.

All the way back, Which Hall of Fame?

Uh, I was thinking about it. I don't know if he's even in the Redhead Hall of Fame.

I'd put, I'd put him in over over Lindsay Lohan.

Oh, I don't know what about Emma Stone, No.

Lindsay Lohan was was she, had she had a decade run of.

Sean White.

Andy Dalton was just a quarterback in the NFL for like.

Yeah, Mark McGuire, it's, it's Prince Harry, it's. It's a question of whether he's in the Redhead Hall of Fame, yeah.

He's not, I don't think that they're. He's not a shoo-in for any Hall of Fame, I'll put it that way.

Right, so he is back, though, um, also Kevin Durant's back, he's very online. And, uh, he had to refute a fake quote.

It really does actually just sound like something that a Kevin Durant stand would say about Kevin Durant in an argument about whether Kevin Durant is the best player of this generation.

And the stand is actually Kevin Durant in a burner account.

In a burner account, yeah.

Yeah, so I just saw that I was like, Oh yeah, and it also, I think it got community noted. Uh, and it just says, as inferred by Kevin Durant, this is a fake quote.

I thought you were saying it got community noted, because somebody was like, Actually, Kevin Durant isn't the best scorer by these metrics.

Actually, he's got more weaknesses, his his handle gets a little loose in the playoffs. Um, okay, Billy, what's your who's back?

Uh, water dogs and the Gilgo Beach serial killer has been caught. This might be a little local, uh, Long Island guys will know what I'm talking about, but they caught him. I was an architect, and he was, uh, murdering people.

And they and they caught him in the most long island way ever. They got DNA off of a pizza box where he didn't finish his crust.

Exactly, got to eat that crust, you got to eat your crust, dude.

I would never, I'll tell you one thing, if they get me for DNA, there's a million ways you can do it. You could never get it for pizza, cause I always finished the whole slice.

Yeah, always. That's what people should tell their kids from now on. Here's why you should be a member of the Clean Plate Club. If you don't, you might get arrested for being a serial killer.

Also, it's not fun, it's not a funny story, obviously, because he's a serial killer and people died, but.

We got his ass.

There was a twist that gave me a little chuckle. He was, he did a, uh video with some French dude, uh, who like interviews architects in New York City. And so this video that probably had 20 people who watched it. I clicked on it and it has like a million and a half views on YouTube.

So yeah, interview with a serial killer.

That guy has a his. His revenue is popping this month.

Any serial killers of this next generation? There's going to be a treasure trove of online content that they've left behind. Yeah, that is not linked at all to whatever their crime is. That we're going to get to go through, it's going to be wonderful.

Yeah, this guy, he's a real fucking piece of shit.

So what's? How many people did he kill, Billy?

Four that we know, four that we know of, and it was all like, in a uh, short stretch in 2010. So it's been a while.

So he just quit, he just he got out the game. Was he the one that was like dumping them on the beach? I don't know how serial killing works, but he just like, just had a had a kick.

I think he was back on the game. PFT because there was someone. A woman filed a police report recently. Being like, this guy was just being the biggest creep ever at the beach, like, kind of stalking me. And he fit the description of the serial killer, and so yeah.

You can only stay aware for so long you don't hear about any serial killers. Just like walking away at the peak of their at their talents.

Yeah, went to high school.

Barry Sanders of Serial Killers Yeah.

Went to high school with Billy Baldwin.

Yeah.

Wow, Billy Baldwin just tweeted that he's like, Oh wow, I went to high school with this guy.

Could have been me, whoa.

Shit, uh, okay, Jake, finish this off.

Um, I. Who's back is Steph Curry. Yes, he joins the Summer 2023 hole in one crew.

Real hole in one.

Max Homa, Blake Griffin and now Steph Curry.

Oh, Blake Griffin, Redhead Hall of Fame, yeah.

Yeah, easy. So that was a sick hole in one.

Yeah, well, cause we saw the whole thing.

Yeah, I, if I had the camera crew, I did as much as I could. Jake, you're a real hole in one. Does Blake Griffin identify as a redhead, though? Thanks, Bill.

I don't know he's down right now. He lost Blake of the year.

I don't think that you get to determine if you feel identified or not.

You're putting a title on him that he might not, he might not want to identify. As I don't think you get to decide that, I think that's for people that want to make fun of you. Yeah, no, it's a they're the ones that get to decide.

What identify, however, you want? By the way, do we have the the intro to the show? do we change? It was going to change it to the one, he said.

No, okay.

So what do I need to text him and have him send me? This may never get back.

It's part of my take, presented by Barstool Sports.

It's part of my take, presented by Barstool Sports. So he's, Yeah, all right, you want me?

Ah, yeah, so that tournament is great, there's always great clips, yeah.

We're going to go next year, put it on the map, that was so cool, we're going.

Did Steph Curry play with a mouthpiece?

No, no.

That would have been sick.

That would have been sick. Zaha, our colleague, good friend of all of ours, had maybe the craziest take of all time. He's like, I saw Steph Curry golf at a barstool classic. as good as he is at basketball, he's that much better at golf.

He also finished off the tournament with an eagle to win.

Yeah, crazy.

He might be a better golfer than he is a basketball player.

He could be, I mean, I'm still waiting. Like, how sick would that be if Steph Curry just went pro?

Can't be better than your class.

Like, Tony Romo should have, like, I, that's the thing, though. Tony Romo was always talked about as such an incredible golfer, he's never sniffed pro, right?

No, but he's come close to qualifying for some U.

Oh, okay.

So maybe I'm looking at the scorecards. Tony Romo was got some injuries. Tony Romo was eight over on three rounds total.

So, like, what was Steph Curry?

Steph was even one over, three under, so two under.

Still very far away. Like I would imagine if a pro played that course, they would be like minus 16, yeah.

I don't know, I don't know. You think he's better? I think he might be, yeah.

Um, okay, let's get to Greg Olson, and then we have Mount Rushmore of Everyday Villains. Uh, Billy and Jake are on a fucking heater, by the way it is now.

You guys are up one on us and we're up two on Max.

Okay, so Max and Hank, they need some, they need something, they need some juice.

This is usually the time of year when when Hank decides to blow up his own team and go in a different direction, Yeah.

Yeah, true, they're one of us, not us, okay?

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Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests. It is Greg Olson. He is the man who called the Super Bowl this past year. We're at tight end.

I think so. I think our business model from the beginning is how much money can we spend on, how much corporate money can we spend on the camp? To have professional tight ends make more money in the N.FL? I think that was the business model and the inspiration behind the entire camp. I think we're doing pretty well.

Have you thought about getting Jimmy Graham to teach a class? And just having him say, take the letters t e out of your bio on Twitter? And then they have to pay you as a wide receiver.

And line up less than four yards from more than four yards from the tackle. And then when he would have won his arbitration hearing back in, like, 14, yeah, so that's on him, he should have not lined up so close to the tackle.

It's a cool environment to be in. And I, I'm going to gas you up because I know that you're too classy to gas yourself up on this. But after the Superbowl this year, we said Greg gave Fox Sports something to think about with Tom Brady with your performance in the Superbowl.

And I hope it wasn't biased. I hope you guys, Jen, I hope our friendship didn't cloud that comment.

No, you did such a good job that they somebody is having a conversation right now.

That's like, Oh, we got Greg.

Well, I appreciate that, I'll be honest, since every person I know obviously listens to PMT, including myself, but I hadn't listened to that one yet. And I had a buddy call, they're like, Hey, you need to put on, you need to put on PMT.

A lot more people, a lot more people. We were unbiased because we've you did a fantastic job. And I think I even said, Uh, in an unbiased way, you were a piece of shit for not mentioning how bad the turf was. Uh, specifically for the eagles.

Yeah, because they changed the turf when the eagles were out there, the turf was worse, and then when the chiefs went out, you know, they roll it in and out. So no, I, I, I didn't. I probably should have been more clear on that, I probably should have been clearer that the turf was different for each team.

You were on that.

Um, still don't think it was a great call.

Um, and also if, uh, who was it, Bradbury?

Bradbury.

If he didn't afterwards say I held them, it would have been a bigger story.

It would have been, and he made me look bad. So I'm mad at James. Um, because when he took ownership, when he went, like, full professional post-game locker room, like, that's on me. I did hold them call. It really kind of made my argument strong in real time.

But, uh, you, you did a great job in that moment. Because I think even let's say yes, okay, he held them. That's the letter of the law, they call it.

And I think after the performance that we saw from both teams at halftime, we didn't know if my homes was going to be able to play anymore. He re-stings the ankle. Then they go, they trade, blows, they go back and forth. That game deserved for Philly, and Jalen hurts to get the ball with. I don't know was there a minute, minute 30??

It had nothing to do with the fact that you had, you were telling us earlier you put a hundred grand on the game. No, it had nothing to do with that.

We can't joke about that anymore, guys are getting that was a joke.

Can we edit it? This was an edit.

I do not have hank get this figure that out.

I have a question, get that out. I have a question, was it more? Were you more nervous to play in a Super Bowl or call a Super Bowl?

I think play, really, yeah, and I think there's twofold. I think I had never been there.

I mean, that's awesome, that's a testament to what you guys were able to build this year. Now. Uh, other game and we're not going to all talk, all broadcasting, but the Eagle, the NFC Championship game. Like once Brock, Purdy gets hurt. Are you guys just going through like a list of stories you can tell? We're going to have to this game, cause it really didn't have any. Once he was hurt and then Josh Johnson got concussed. It was like, we now have two more hours of this game, that is in no doubt.

It's so funny. We have like, a so. We do our production meetings all week, and then the night before the game, we have like our big crew-wide production meeting. And the way it works is all week. We all share, you know, whether it's texts and emails and phone calls, whatnot.

It was also the member that I think. The Eagles scored right before half and it looked like the Niners were going to score and then there was an interception or something, or a fumble.

So they played almost an entire half of the N.F.C. Championship and they were not in a place to throw a competitive downfield pass. It's, I mean, it was, it's, it's unmatched, and it just happened to be on such a big scale. But I remember walking out of the game and we were pissed, right? Like you want to call big matchups, big moments. 42-40 come down to the last two minute drive and timeouts and this big ending. And we are literally running smoke screens. McCaffrey's at Wildcat quarterback.

I think that's a fair point. Me and Big Cat started this podcast. It was pretty much right as March madness was ending and we didn't. At this time of year in the sports calendar, nothing to talk about. So we basically filled our first four months, five months, with doing an entire second half of the N.FC Championship game.

You know, it's funny, you said I was with Burkhart. I was playing golf with him the other day and he goes, Hey, for the first time I went back and watched the Superbowl. I was like, really.

Yeah.

I don't want to cloud the real time decision-making that goes on, calling a game by being like, Johnny, you know, Monday morning quarterback.

And I'm sure there's people that you have that do that for you, they give you pointers, yeah.

Yeah, my first year. Every Tuesday, our director would give us, like, a long email by Tuesday morning. It was long and I would look forward to reading it. And it was a minute by minute breakdown of the entire broadcast. Not just me or the booth, but the truck.