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I was doing two, I was doing two.

What was the twos for?

The two was they needed to win this one because game two is coming up and Celtics never win game twos.

That was, um, hank, you have to say. That was like one of those ones where, like, we shouldn't have won that game, but we did.

No, it was a huge, it was a wake up call win. Which are the best types of wake up calls?

Yeah, well, you guys needed. It. Sounds so weird because they need to wake up calls like. That game felt like it was over and then they took their foot off the gas in the third quarter.

Yeah, even in the second quarter they were, they were up a lot and they kind of blew the blue. The lead going into halftime, they tied it up. I mean, that's been the Celtics team for the last, you know, three, four or five years. Is is being really good. Getting up, taking their foot off the gas, always, always close games, no matter what.

It was a crazy shot that he hit, too, and it felt like the Celtics had the game in hand. They were up by three points, they had the ball, uh, the Celtics had missed a couple.

Pacers had the game in hand.

Pacers had the game in hand. Celtics had missed a couple of three point shots to try to tie the game up. Pacers advanced the ball past half court. Boneheaded turnover. Celtics get another crack at it. And then and then, Jalen Brown's three felt like it was off balance.

The, uh, our guy, Stadhol just texted me, said. Both teams tonight had a 98 chance to win the game in regulation. Neither team won in regulation. That's pretty crazy. Uh, but yeah, that was. Those things are always, you know, they, they, but they're fun to just look at and be like, Oh man, unless you're a Falcons fan, yeah.

Their games, their games should have won this game, their game seven was also like half of the game seven.

Yeah.

Because they put that away early, so it's not like they had to fight for an entire entire game against the Knicks. Uh, but I was. I was surprised that they were able to hang in there for as long as they did. I thought at the end of this game, when the Celt, when the Celtics ended up winning, I thought that the Pacers might be able to build off it. But then I just thought for a little bit longer. And this seems like the most demoralizing loss possible.

Well, it also was weird, because it was, if you remember the last like sequence. I thought it was going to happen on the Derek White rebound, where he had that incredible rebound and was just out hustling everyone. And they kick it out and Jason Tatum misses a shot and then the Pacers get the ball back and you're like, now it is officially over.

The thing about the Pacers is they're really good offensively, right? They can score a shit load of points, but if it's a close game. They just they panic. yeah, they just smash the panic button, they, they freak out.

I also think Pascal Siakam, like, he got stuck in this spot. Jalen Brown can't hit free throws. Hank, you've been talking about it all year. Uh it, it bothers you, you get scared when he goes to free throw line.

Yeah.

And then didn't get a hand in the face, and then you get that, which was an incredible shot by Jalen.

It was great.

Jalen Brown He hit the shot, he had two free throws, uh, at the end of the fourth quarter, and he kind of forced the.

Turnover and he went left, Yeah, he was dribbling with his left hand.

What happened? Um gutsy win.

What happened to Jason Tatum in the fourth quarter?

Uh, he scored 10 points in overtime, which is the most points. I mean, he missed. Open shop. Shooters are going to miss shots, yeah.

This is the ultimate, ultimate game for, uh, for for the Celtics, too. Because they got, they got choked to an inch of their life, and then they were able to breathe through it, maintain their composure. Missoula is doing this and he's probably loving every second of it on the sidelines, yeah.

It was a loss, it felt like a loss, like the players felt like they lost it. They had that feeling of like, Oh, fuck, I can't believe we lost it at home.

U.h. Boo Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo Boo.

No, but you're right, a wake up call and a win is a pretty good wake up, yeah.

Uh, the only thing you could say positively for the Pacers is that this same thing happened to them in the next series. That game one, they got screwed and that was a very winnable game, yep, and they still won that series.

Well, we were saying, if if the Pacers had won this game, Boston loses every game too, across all sports, and then the Pacers haven't lost at home since. What? March 18th?

March 18th.

This is you were staring down the barrel of a sweep.

If you didn't win tonight, now we're on the other side of the barrel.

Yeah, now you're on the other side of the barrel.

Now, who's got the gun?

Uh, our good friend John Feidelberg, I thought, had the best tweet about Jason Tatum. I love fights because whenever the Bruins get bounced from the playoffs, he just switches to Celtics, he said after watching one Tatum game. I'd like to loudly agree with people who think he's the best player in the league. I also agree with people who think he's a bum.

Yeah, that's, that's Carl Anthony Townsend.

Jason Tatum is just how you look at him. Hank, Here's the thing. Jason Tatum is really good, but he's also a star player. That, like, that's what happens. He had 10 points in overtime, I understand the fourth quarter.

But still be like, Oh, he's the best player in the world.

I mean that that I just said, Jason Tatum is a fucking incredible player, but.

It's always the butt, it's always Jason Tatum.

You know what, you know what? No, no, I'm in this course.

He's incredible.

I'm running this through the Hank translator right now. Hank is getting so defensive about this because Jason Tatum has never won anything, That's why he's defensive. But if he had, if Jason Tatum was like an N.B.A. Finals MVP and you were questioning what he did in the fourth quarter. Hank would be like, Yeah, he's got to show up there, but because he's Hank's guy and hasn't won anything yet, Hank has to be like, you, shut your mouth.

I think Jason Tatum is really fucking good. if you have a really fucking good player, I just want him to take over games and.

Like, ice the game out overtime.

Overtime was great fourth quarter, with the reason why the Pacers were even in that spot was like there was multiple times. It's like, Tatum, do it, go take it. He did it, that, that, that, that layup, he hit where T.J. McConnell was basically trying to tackle him.

Yeah.

It's all strength. There you go was that I feel like you just only listen to the bad things I say about him.

It's not you, it's just everyone.

Yeah, but you also you remember that turnover?

I'm not going to say it.

I can't say bad things, bad pass off.

I can't even exist with Jason Tatum thoughts.

Got to communicate better than that.

I can't even exist.

Hey, just just when we talk about Jason Tatum, picture in your brain that he's already won an N.B.A. finals. And then try to absorb it through that filter.

I think that's pretty fair. He had 36 tonight, 10 points in the in overtime.

What are you doing?

The fourth, he had 10 minutes where he didn't score a point. It's fine, they won the game, who cares?

That's, that's my, that's what I'm saying if you before the game started. Jason Tatum 36 points, 10 points, overtime. Celtics win. Discourse is not going to be. He didn't show up in the fourth quarter.

Well, I just asked a question about the fourth quarter, I said, What about the fourth quarter?

We're process guys, not results guys. That's facts.

And you know that I'm a bottom line guy and I'm a stat tech.

So if you guys hadn't won this game, what would you have said?

It was bad that it was bad, it would be okay.

That's fair, you know what? That's fair, That's a completely fair thing. I think Jason Tatum is really good.

It would have been bad for again. Both of them played bad in the fourth quarter, but then Jalen Brown saved the game and Jason Tatum carried them in overtime. That's all you can ask from your two best players.

All right, so Game two, what do you think? Prediction?

Blowout, wake up call.

Which way?

Celtics.

Oh, wait, wake up, call it in a blowout.

No, I've been woken up.

Yeah, this was, this was the perfect ending for you. It was a wake up call win. Those are very hard to come by.

I know, yeah.

Really, really hard to come by.

Yeah, that is truly when you have to be a bottom line guy, a results guy is after a game like this.

How many fucking wake up calls does this team need to get?

Well, it's a wake up call every fucking series.

The patients suck.

You haven't played anybody.

The patients fucking suck, how many times you're going to get? how many fucking times you're going to get woken up by a team that fucking sucks?

Max, you've seen how Hank likes to sleep in. He needs several wake up calls. I'm done with it.

Jason Tatum played like Dick in the fourth quarter.

He was horrible.

And then they were finally like, Yeah, we're playing the fucking Pacers, the fucking pacers.

It's like we, we spent the first 10 minutes of the show, just like he's shaking up a carbonated bottle of Max and then just open.

He's also sitting in, he's sitting in memes and seats, so we can't see him. I had no idea, and he's just, Yeah, you're right.

We just we're just what we just did is we just we just fucking?

Max, he's dead. It was a slow-mo video of putting a mentos in a Pepsi can and just being like, All right, here we go.

No, I mean, it's like, again, when you make it this far in the playoffs, you play more games, so you have more opportunities for wake up calls. That's just simple.

That's a good point, and Hank knows something about a wake up call.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sometimes you need several.

Yeah, I mean, this is the first time you've played a team who actually has your best player.

Or, yeah, and what happened? We won.

I guess, I guess the well, actually, no, I'm all fucked up, I'm all fucked up. Come back to it. Are you saying Jared Allen was is the well? Donovan Mitchell missed games? yeah.

Yeah.

You're back on track, all right, should we? Uh, that that game? Seven Oilers, Canucks. I want to say shout out. Vancouver did not riot.

Did not riot. It felt like Vancouver was coming back, though it felt like they were. They were going to tie it up in the third period after they got the second goal. Yeah, it felt like it was going to happen.

And it was the most dominating performance for the first 50 minutes of that game. Like the the shots were out of control, the Oilers every single time the Canucks got the puck in the Oilers zone. It was like they didn't get a good shot or they didn't get a shot. Period. And, uh, and like, even the first period, like, I know, it was zero, zero after one. But McDavid played five minutes and they killed a four minute penalty and they were just like, you could just see. You're like, Oh, there's so much better, but I, I agree like that, that last four minutes, you're like, Oh, shit, is this about to happen?

Yeah, it felt like it might, but, uh, congratulations to Edmonton, Canada marches on. I'm just glad that we have a Canadian team.

Well, we would have, no matter what.

I know, I know, but I'm. I'm glad that it's happening, because, like, when you watch this entire series. Whether the game is being played in Edmonton or in Vancouver, the Canadian, the fans seem just like way more amped up than most American fan bases. 50 50 raffle.

They walk in the door, it's like 600,000..

It's incredible, it's not. They go absolutely apeshit for hockey and I, I like watching it. So I'm glad I hope they get to the finals and I, I kind of just for our own sake. I hope that Edmonton lose finals. Just for the storyline, storyline just.

For the story, Sorry, Canada.

Oh, it's not who they play.

If they play the Rangers, I don't think.

Yeah, if they play the Rangers, I'm going to be probably rude for, although if the Rangers win, I will count that as like a Tom Wilson Stanley Cup, yeah.

Ooh, Edmonton, Florida, would be fun for people writing stories about how far they have to travel.

Yeah.

Edmonton to Dallas for the same conference, that's a sneaky, long trip.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's nothing I like more than talking about plane trips.

Travel? Yeah, yeah.

We just we just stumbled into Warren Sharpe's Twitter.

Global warming, huh, yeah.

So who's got the most miles? Uh, all right, anything else. Before we do hot seat, cool term. Like I said, we have two awesome interviews, Xander Shoffley and Brian Windhorst. Uh, anything else going on in the sports world today that we had that popped up. ANTONIO BROWN Oh, I guess maybe someone had that.

Yeah, sad day.

Did you have that? All right, let's just do hot seat, cool term, cause we got more sports to talk about.

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My hot seat is Antonio Brown. Oh why?

What happened?

Oh, he went bankrupt.

Oh, no.

Player bankruptcy.

So what's his career earnings? Let's look that up real quick a lot. Antonio Brown.

It's, um, I'm going to guess, 78 million, 89 million.

Okay, let's see here, I'm going to guess 94 million.

Cause he wasn't obviously, like, highly drafted.

So he probably he had to, someone said 79.

Yeah, I said, 89..

78.

What is it?

80.

Ooh, nice hank.

So he's, that means he doesn't. He spent $80 million.

Well, half for taxes.

True, well, he played in Florida.

Another 10. Well, only for a little, for a little bit, very little.

And he lived with Tom Brady, so he probably saved some money there.

10 on agent fee.

Yeah, so now we're down to. He's basically he was broke the second he got.

Pretty much.

He played for free, he played for free.

I forgot he was on the Raiders.

Yeah, he played for free. Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, the hard knocks.

Hot air balloon, Yeah, so I hope that the bankruptcy court proceedings are like the last episode of Seinfeld. Where they just bring out every single person that he has not paid money to over the years. Like, whether it's any home contractor, anybody he's had do like video work for him, it's like every six months.

I also hope that CTE ESPN is not part of this bankruptcy.

No, that's why he started. CTE. ESPN was so that those assets could not be touched by a personal bankruptcy. Got it, yeah, so smart, savvy business move.

Hank any thoughts on it?

No, I feel bad. CTE ESPN Yeah, I mean, he definitely has CTE.

Do you remember when he was just like jacking off in a pool, like a year ago? That was weird. That was really strange, yeah.

Really, really weird.

He's successfully done so much weird shit in the last three years.

Montez perfect.

That you completely forget about the next one that he does.

Montez Perfect that one hit he really. That was kind of where you can point to and be like, that was, that was kind of where things changed. All right, who's your cool throne?

Um, a cool throne is Chet Hanks and White boys shit.

That was mine, too.

White Boys on the Cool Throne.

White boys, back up, white boys, what'd he say?

Uh, he, well, first, he, his dad texts him, asking about the drake situation.

Wait, who's his dad?

Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks Okay.

What's he been in?

Um, catch me if you can't.

That's the one you go with with Tom Hanks. It's not. I feel like it's a saving private. Ryan or Forrest Gump?

Forrest Gump is the one one big, right?

You've got, man, big, big is great.

It's good, but what do you, Philadelphia?

What do you think, the number one if you say Tom Hanks, Tom the Movie and Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks?

Had nothing but success in the movie Philadelphia.

Yeah, what, what would you say? The number one? Tom Hanks, if you? If you pulled a hundred people on the street, would it be Forrest Gump? Cast away? Would Sneaky be high?

I think I has he done any voices in a kid's movie? yeah.

It's a toy story.

What is story? Yeah, Woody, yeah, so it'd be Toy Story or Forrest Gump.

I think you've got mail.

Sleepless in Seattle.

Same private Ryan big deal.

Yeah.

People love Catch Me if you can go to Great movie, but he also is not the main character.

Yeah, no, go to, go to, uh, you think you could do that? oh yeah, in the sixties.

What about now?

Probably not. There's, you know, it was so innovation, yeah.

And it's so easy to do crimes in the Sixties.

Oh, dude, uh, like a hundred years ago.

Could you move across? move to the next town?

You could murder anyone, you just fucking kill someone and just be like, All right, I'm out.

Yeah, you just get on a horse and you go like 20 miles and no one knows you, yeah.

Wasn't he the first guy to get Covid?

Who? Oh, he was one of them. Yeah, he might've been under. You remember when he was locked in that Australian prison and he got to pretend that he was hosting SNL on the green?

Screen for that first night, they said he had it, and everyone thought like, Oh my God.

Yeah, no, it was interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was like a triple whammy of, uh, the N.B.A. getting canceled, Rudy Gobert and then Tom Hanks locked in jail in Australia, yeah.

And that Georgetown St. John's game.

The half I was at halftime.

I was eight, oh, and one that week, I was on fire.

He texted, Uh, his son Chet, and he said, Big Maine.

Hmm.

Seems fake, you think so, some big Maine, I guess. You have to talk like he's trying to relate with his son.

He goes big. Maine. Can you explain the Drake Kendrick Lamar feud to me? And then Chet Hanks sent them like a two paragraph long text explaining it, and he said, Holy cow exclamation point.

Tom Hanks is like, Who's winning son?

Yeah, is there a score? is there a score tracker I can keep up with?

Uh, but then Chet Hanks came back the next day, posted. Instagram said I've consulted with the Heavens, felt westward breeze, walked outside of a strip club and saw my shadow. This will be a white boy summer. Hell yeah.

Okay.

I guess I have spoken.

That's all right.

Let's go.

What about this? It will be a hashtag WBS.

So what about City Boys?

Nothing about City boys, are they up? They are now white, white City boys.

Okay, city boys up, white boys up.

Did you just learn that?

I did like, eight hours ago.

You remember when he dropped that correctly?

Yeah, like two years ago.

You remember when he put out that shirt?

What the fuck, white boys, summer was two years ago.

But yeah, but Chet did it back.

So I need to. Who made it City Boys?

No, but that was City Boys did.

So bring it back, City boys.

I think it's like,-.

I just learned what it is. Bring it back, please.

Some, some white boys are City boys, but not all City boys are white boys. Got it?

And all white boys are going to have a good summer, yeah.

Remember that shirt that he put out that has the most racist font ever on the back of it? Yeah, it was like the calligraphy. yeah, that was a great shirt that he did.

I do no. He had a whole lot.

It was such a funny shirt.

Yeah, yeah, he had a whole line. He did his workout where he would just do burpees and then, for some reason, just like, hit his like dick muscles.

Cause of the uh, Nick and KB thing?

I didn't know Nick and KB did something with him and then they got his number and then we called him on the yak. I think Tommy Smokes tried, like, said something to him, and he's like, I didn't know I was live. I'm going to sue you guys.

Sounds like he's got a fair fair gray.

Yeah, I mean, it was Tommy's fault, so Tommy wants to get sued, he can get sued.

Has he been in anything recently?

Well, your honor.

Yeah.

He was good in your honor.

Yeah.

Chet Yeah.

He played like a crackhead. Yeah, did a really good job.

He was very good. White boys up.

City Boys.

White Boys, Summer City Boys up, got it.

White white boys up.

I don't know.

White boy, Summer's better. Yeah, I agree. white boys up is yeah.

Yeah, I guess okay.

You just let us know.

Okay.

We should ask Chet, Yeah.

I'll, Well, I'm on well, uh yeah, yeah, well, I'm on group week.

Sure, yeah, yeah.

All right Bft.

Um, my hot seat is the guy who had Bryce Harper ask a girl to prom for him. Did you see that? Yes, so Bryce Harper goes with a guy in Philly, right?

Yeah, I mean, you can't bring Bryce Harper to like your crush's house, right? Be like, please go on a date with me, please have Bryce Harper. Like, objectively, very good looking guy, really good at baseball, even though the Phillies have been playing the Savannah Bananas every night.

Yeah, you don't want to stand next to somebody way more attractive than you when asking such an important question. Right, right, I don't know, but I guess it works, so good job.

No, all time good guy.

Bryce Harper Uh, Philly just appreciates Bryce Harper, and obviously she was thankful for Bryce Harper to come and.

Be part of her prom promposal. So she was saying, Thank you, Bryce Harper. This is something I'll remember for the rest of my life. And now I'm going to go spend the rest of the rest, the rest of my time with this lovely man who got Bryce Harper to come to my doorstep, wishing it was Bryce.

Harper.

That's not true.

Wishing he was, that's not true.

Bryce Harper is just a very good guy and Philly respects good guys. Okay, have you ever had? The Phillies are playing really good baseball. Who do they got next week? The Trenton Thunder?

Oh, let me see, they're pretty good with their all, right?

Reigning world champs? Well, yeah, they now they're under 500, cause they lost the Philz, all these teams lose to the Philz and they go under 500. Yeah, yeah.

BasEbaLl Major League baseball has a Philadelphia prom. All the all the teams are bad because the Phillies keep beating all of them, correct?

I don't, I think the Phillies are very good. I just like Max has not been able to say like, good win Philz, without also saying, What are the losers going to say? Well, that's, I mean, well, that every time anyone posts anything about the Philz, it's just they haven't played anyone's. It is crazy.

Isn't it so annoying when people do that? Max? You can only fucking play the teams.

In front of you, but yeah, Hank, he got you when he said Jason Tate and played like Duke, but now you're back.

And he also didn't.

In the I said in the fourth quarter, he said in the fourth quarter, uh, and he was also 25. Oh so, they have the Rangers, the Rockies, that will be good. They haven't played a team over 500 since opening weekend.

The I don't know.

Because they still don't until June.

When a team loses to the Phillies, they get beaten so badly, they get demoralized, and then they lose all their confidence and they can't go on and win any more games.

500 in the NL right now.

Yeah, but still, it's not really their fault. They're playing the Rockies, the Giants and the Uh, Cardinals coming up. Yeah, yeah.

Great guy. I still kind of a weird move to have somebody else come in.

It's not a weird move, it's more of like a dumb move.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Short-sighted move.

Like, have Bryce Harper come and visit at be like, Hey, will you go to prom with me? If we go to prom together, I'll have Bryce Harper come to your house.

Yeah, that's good, or dangle it like a carrot, or just have Bryce record a video. Yeah, you're like, Hey, will you go to prom with this guy? yeah.

I like that.

Uh, my cool throne is Marvin Harrison Jr. Because he is engaged in a big legal dispute right now. I don't know if you've seen the ongoing dispute with him, but I saw you can't. If you're a Cardinals fan or anybody else, you, you can't buy a Marvin Harrison Jr. jersey yet. And the reason for this is because he never signed with the NFL PA.

Was he at the rookie thing, where, like everyone was in their jerseys, running around the? It was like it was like, Yeah, the first round picks.

Let me See Marvin Harrison Jr.

Probably not based off of.

Yeah, this I'd like to go in the trust tree for a second. Can I say something with full trust? And can't be clipped?

You have to overcome the.

He's got to figure out how to overcome the Bears quarterback uniform.

The entire vibe around it.

Right, people were tweeting about it like, Dude, this guy's got no swag anymore. I was like, Shit, I kind of agree. I think he needs to do a visor, maybe some kind of cool arm sleeve. I don't know what it is, but it scared me because it was like, again, it's not Caleb Williams.

That scared me. Yeah, there's only so many things you can do.

Well, it's just like I can't envision someone like dropping back in a Bears uniform and like throwing it down the field.

What about, like, pink shoes? That would be cool pink shoes? Maybe, yeah, that's a good idea. Marvin Harrison Jr.

Speaking of which, did you see that photo? Any thoughts on your guy trying to steal a couple inches?

No respect, you got to, it's it's you see that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's true. It's a game of inches, I don't tip. Al Pacino taught us that.

Don't tippy toe shame.

One of the greatest N.FL coaches of all time.

It happens, but yeah, so the rookie premiere is weird. They just stand out on a field, right? And then they're just like, Look, they're wearing their new uniforms. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, they like, run around a little bit.

Yeah, the NFL monetize anything.

Yeah, yeah, and everyone just yet, and then everyone just like, and then dove climbing tweet something.

Oh, did you guys see the fake news going around about Joe Burrow?

There's fake news about Joe Burrow.

Yeah, the hair, the hair, yeah, the hair went like mega viral.

Why did anyone think that was real?

I never for a second thought it was real.

I spotted a UFC fight like two weeks ago.

But it's just still like that was the fakest.

Yeah, longer hair, but they literally just took Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, right, yeah.

I don't know why anyone thought that was real.

I don't. He looked like like an early 90s sitcom actor.

Yeah, or like a hair metal band guy, yeah, but then there was also the clip.

If he had a mullet, that would be fucking sick.

That would be sick. There was also the clip of Mahomes showing up to the first day and people saying he looked fat. I don't think he looked fat. He looked powerful. I he also. I feel like Mahomes.

He needs to be saying Next to Andy Reid for all these pictures.

What are we talking about? Patrick Mahomes fat and he's not fat.

And he's going to play his way to shape. That's what, that's what, that's what training camp's all about.

Yeah, like Eddie Lacey, when he showed up that time, he was fat.

He was big, yeah, he was fat, China food that was fat.

This is not fat, you have the whole summer to run around and lose a couple of pounds.

Agreed, and he also wasn't fat, he just he looked at a tight shirt. He had a tight shirt. He had a shirt that he needs to me, and Max shirts that we can, you know, do this.

And they're for other, like fat related products.

They just, they just got you, they just got you. That's what you're signing up for, all right?

Yeah, I replayed it like six months ago.

Yeah, angry birds.

So this one was crazy because I was like a game that you can finish.

Yeah, there's a bunch of levels.

What happens when you win?

You win, yeah.

So I don't know why this is, it's not my turn this morning when I woke up. Very weird. Angry Birds account, which has 700000 followers, said We sincerely apologize for an unfortunate incident that occurred on our account recently in an inappropriate post was accidentally reposted from the account. This was a genuine mistake.

I see, no, I see no problem in retweeting that that's that's somebody that loves your game. Like, if this podcast made people so horny that they had to jack off to it.

Yeah, it's just like, why? why are they even apologizing? Because then I immediately was like, what did angry birds do? Some Some kid admitted that he jacked off to angry birds when he was 13..

It's way better than TopGolf, though. Remember, we beat that, We beat Hank in that, that's right.

I think there was a movie.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, they did make a movie out of it.

Was it good, Jake? I didn't see it.

That was one of those movies that came out like three years after the game was popular.

What's your favorite bird from the Games?

I don't, I was a tiny wings guy. I still play Tiny wings. Tiny Wings is a good one. Tiny Wings is elite.

I think I like the red one, red one's the standard. I honestly don't remember the different birds.

Do you remember the yellow ones, the boomerang, the big black bomb, one that did a lot of damage? Yeah, on the level.

Yeah, remember Flappy Bird?

Yeah, the guy, the guy got so stressed out that he quit, that he took it down, yeah, because everyone was getting mad at him.

I don't remember that. Oh yeah, the game.

And there's like a flappy bird 2.

He was getting like that.

It was like a really, really hard game and he was getting death threats.

And it was like the most popular thing of all time.

And he just, and he just deleted, deleted the app because he was too stressed out. Do you guys ever play the running T-rex thing on Google? Like, when you don't have internet connection, you know how, like, a T-rex shows up and it's like, Oh, we don't have internet connection, did you know?

No, Chrome, right? That's pretty cool.

Yeah, if you hit Space bar, you like, just run through all these levels and you jump, Oh, that's awesome. It's actually a great game.

I play tiny wings on like every flight still.

Really, I never got in those games, I was the old school, I was the only one. I mean, Snake was the greatest game ever created.

Actually, when he was very young.

How young I was? probably, yeah, it was an old game. I'm old, right? What do you want me to say?

These guys don't know about Microsoft pinball, you know, snood about the one that came on the space computer.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, pinball rocked.

Yeah, yeah, snood rocked.

Yeah, but yeah, the one that came on like every pc.

Yeah, I would play that when the internet would go out that and try in like every, I don't know, like two months. You'd get so bored, you'd be like, Maybe Solitaire's fun? No, it wasn't.

Solitaire's great, and when you win, the cards explode.

No solitaire's not fun.

The other Microsoft one, where you just flick around. Yeah, I didn't know how to play that, but I would just like-.

Oh, the one where there were bombs, like you had to figure out-.

I didn't know the strategy, but I would just fucking-.

I would do it too. Oh my god, this just fucking brought back memories. Did you guys ever play the game where you were the guy skiing down the hill? And then eventually, a monster would run out?

Doodle, jump or some shit.

No, no, this was like addicting games or something.

Yeah, addicting games was the best.

Or Miniplay Java Cafe?

No, it was like, Would you draw the line? Remember that one?

Oh my god, this is going to piss me off. You would basically do like a you would try not to crash, but no matter what, eventually, like the how do you say it? Abominable.

Abominable.

The Domino's Zoo snowman would come out and just grab you, and that would be it. What was that game called?

This might be a Mount Rushmore best. I fucking loved that game, best non-console game.

Skifree Is that right? I don't know. I'm looking at a. I think it might be skifree. Yeah, it was skifree. Did you google it?

Non-franchise console games like No Madden, No-.

Yeah, like Java Cafe Addictinggames.

Did you play Qwop?

Oh, that game sucked the runner. Yeah, you had to get all his body parts.

It's impossible if you can make it three meters with that runner, you're a God.

With the keyboard, would backyard baseball work?

No backyard baseball. I feel like that's too much, too similar to a console.

Yeah.

And that was like a game you'd buy in, like a store, I think.

Yeah, no.

Or like, you had to buy ah.

No, I think you did have to buy it.

Yeah, I think you had to buy it. yeah, you had to buy it.

CD-rom.

You had to get a CD for it. yeah, these games you didn't have to get a CD for.

Max Dirt Bike was the other elite-.

Max Dirt Bike was a good one.

Elite Addicting games Max Dirt Bike was great, did you? We had one that all of them were blocked on our school computers, except for.

Like, slap the monkey.

Math, like, it was like math games or something.