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That's a good one, No, we have our final four set.
Hank is devastated with Duke getting bounced. So so upset. It broke my heart to see how upset you were actually. Hank. You didn't really get mad until you bet on Duke live. Yeah, no, it was the perfect.
Henry Lockwood moment where he hasn't cared about Duke all year, he's admitted this. And then in the second half he decided to bet them live, and Duke gave us the worst second half imaginable. Just couldn't score the basketball, which is an important part of the game. And D..J. Burns was your daddy all second half, and then you actually were upset, so you found your way to be upset.
About this loss, which I like, I'm glad that you're mad. Because if you were just like, whatever, and you didn't actually care at all, I'd be upset by that. Yeah, yeah, it was a horrible game.
I mean.
They shot, I think, 19 for like 75.
What are you doing with your shoes? What do you mean? what?
Are you like trying to be a fashion guy? What are your shoes? what are those shoes? are you trying to be? a Is he trying to be a fashion guy? What are you talking about?
I know.
We got to talk about the final four. I've always had the best shoes. I know. I disagree, I actually.
Think BFT gives a run for the money with best shoes when he drops the pennies when I got.
The pennies I got, the kamikazes. Are you trying to be a fashion guy? I've had these shoes for like.
A year. I know we have to talk about the final four, but I have to talk about these shoes first.
I've always been a fashion guy, I'm so fashion. Those look like like shoes you would wear when.
You want to think that you're wearing golf shoes? This is a nice Easter outfit. Oh, you get dressed up for Easter. Interesting, yeah.
Interesting is that why are you wearing Carolina Blue today?
I don't know what you're doing with those shoes, but I'm on to you what I mean. Like this. These are literally just white shoes, yeah, but something about it, they're not like regular white shoes.
They're like, fashion guy white shoes, their Instagram ad white. You hear the here are the shoes you wear. If you're going to work, but you want to wear shoes, but you have to dress up, that's what he's wearing. What are you looking at, Hank? I'm trying to look at the name.
Prada, I can see it's Prada. Yeah, those are fancy, those are Prada shoes.
No free ads.
No free ads, no free ads, but, uh, a dude who just totally gave these to me, yeah, Instagram.
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Your devil's lost on on Easter. Actually very sacrilegious on your part to be cheering for them. But DJ Burns is the fucking man, yes.
I love him. Thank you on behalf of America, thank you. Everyone in America should thank DJ Burns for beating Duke for just being awesome.
And it is funny. It's like the The Drake meme when we just got done watching Zach Edie and we're like, No, and we watched.
DJ Burns Yes, yes, fuck yes. He and he was wearing his eighth grade bully shoes.
I think they were James Harden's. But it was like a a a hue of green that just didn't match anything else on the court. Spinning on everyone. Uh, just looking awesome. His touch is so nice. It basically came down to, Could D.J. Burns score more points than got scored on him? and the answer was yes.
I would also. Could he score more points than got scored on him and also limit his fouls to four or less? Yes, because I, and for the last like seven minutes of the game. D.J. Burns would just stand with his arms straight up. He wouldn't even try to contest, just go right out.
He'd just be like, I'm just standing in the pain. I'm going to put my hands up in the air and try to avoid me if you.
Can please? Yes, and we can talk about the totality of the final four. We're going to go through each game. But like this N.C. state run, everyone's heard it, you know? They were down or they were tied with Louisville in the first round of the ACC tournament.
I actually have a clip. This is the team that's playing in the final four, this is, uh, from the game they played against Louisville 19 days ago. What is this celebration right here? I don't know why anybody that's got the recent history of these guys is celebrating.
That's Jim Boeheim 19 days ago. The team is playing in the final four. now it's credit to Jim Boeheim. He did actually pick them to go to the final four in his bracket.
He got, he was three for four. He had Yukon, Purdue and N.C. State. But the N.C. State team was tied with five minutes left to Louisville in the first game of the ACC tournament. They were a buzzer beater, three pointer, away from none of this ever happening, and actually even more because everyone's like, Oh yeah, the buzzer beater when Virginia didn't foul up.
Three. The crazier part about the whole thing that gets lost in the shuffle is the guy who was shooting the free throw for Virginia. Isaac McNeely was an 87 free throw shooter and not once this entire season. Had he had missed two free throws in a game, he had already missed one.
In that game, he missed the second one, so the first time all season, he missed two free throws in a game. And that let N.C. State get the buzzer beater over time. Start of what is the most insane run?
So he bricked the foul shot. N.C. State goes down.
The court, they don't foul, they get a three off, banks it in, barely banks into, not not even like a good looking bank. Yeah, goes to overtime.
N.C. State goes on. And then, yeah, they just, I think they just started believing that they could do it because they, they wouldn't. They beat Duke, they beat UNC, they beat Duke again. Yup, and now, like, you can't, you can't tell me that Marquette, they beat Marquette.
They're actually just a good team, yeah, they're a good team, and and uh, the other DJ on the team, awesome.
So they're a good combination. And then they've got a DR who's just eating up rebounds and fasting for ramen at the same time. Which now I'm starting to think that you should have somebody on your team that is a practicing Muslim that that fast during NCAA tournament games. Cause now this is two years in a row with Snogo from last year.
And Hakeem did it back in the NBA days. Uh, there's something to it. They're crazy, it's.
They are they have the most losses for a Final four team ever 14 losses on the season, and they're in the final four is an 11 seed. There's, I mean, it's just fun to watch, like D.J. Burns.
I don't know how anyone watches that game. It isn't like this is my favorite, but this is, it's gotta be your favorite player. Like he was spinning the soft touch, like he doesn't even really jump. There was a couple of times where he boxed out, but he wasn't even really boxing out.
He kind of was just holding someone off and then grabbed it with his other hand. And he's also the best dude ever. Do you see that clip of him taking pictures with security? Yep, like best dude ever. Owns vending machines, owns vending machines.
N.C. State is America's team. And they took down Duke and Justice for Jamal. She, uh, shed, who got hurt in that Houston game, cause Houston would have whooped Duke's ass, yeah.
Houston was definitely the better team.
I think the only way that you can defend against DJ Burns. Maybe maybe Edie will be able to do it just because he's huge and has long arms. But we can get to that in a second. Um, if you're not a giant, the only way that you can defend them is something that Duke tried to do one time tonight, they never went back to it. Where you just back away from him as he's putting that, pull the chair, you pull the chair out, and then he gets out of control. That's the only way that you can stop him because you can't push back against him.
You're not going to out muscle him, he's going to hit you with his back or shoulder and get like two feet of separation. Right as the time they spinning around with a hook shot and you can't do anything about it. His finish is so soft.
And listen, like disappointing end for Duke. They were. They should have won that game. There were seven and a half point favorites. But John Shire, how would he have known that D.J. Burns was good?
You, you can't, you can't prepare for it. Yeah, he's never had to prepare for a guy like that.
No, so, you know, maybe he should have had someone besides Phil Filipowski in on DJ Burns, who followed out with 10 minutes left in the game. And you know what not only did.
Did N.C. State defeat Duke, but they also beat the refs? There was a moment, there was a moment when America said, Okay, here we go again. Hank's part of America, where, uh they, uh they, they blew the whistle. Uh. Because the ball hit. The shot clock went out of bounds, that it was a Phil Palsky shot that went out of it. At the shot he threw it out about, he tried to take the shot clock down. And they said, out on N.C. State, N.C. State's coach just basically put his hands up and was like, What are you doing?
What are you talking about? Teed them up. That right there felt like things were about to end for N.C. State. Yeah, it's hard to beat the refs and Duke at the.
Same time it's very rarely done. It was an eight point lead and then it took it for the two technical foul shots. it was a six point lead.
And they were like, And Duke has the ball like this is going to be a four point game. Yeah, sucks.
But N.C. State outlasted him was the better.
Team shout out to Middle Brooks. So sad for Duke Danny Cannell's nephew, Yeah.
I was the tryhard guy out there, which I love I was. I was only slightly upset on N.C. State winning for one reason, one reason only. I would have just loved to hear Danny Cannell's take on getting beaten by a guy that wears nail polish, yeah.
That would have been right in his mouth. I would never root for that. He would have done, he would have done three weeks in a row of content about how men.
Should not wear nail polish also. It would have been nice if Middle Brooks had gone to an SEC school, cause that would have also been a nice wrinkle for Danny. Had to have to root for an SEC. Yeah, but he had the shirt, uh, Middle Brooks, what was his name?
Ben Ben, Middle, Brooks.
Uncle Yeah, just so everyone was clear we should sell those shirts.
Yeah, just anyone.
Can buy Middle Brooks Uncle shirts? Yeah, he becomes a Where's Waldo? of, like, Who's his actual uncle? Yeah, he's America's nephew.
Yeah, uh, but yeah. N.C. State Incredible story. So this final four, I feel like, has it all. I know that, uh, you know, the the final four that when we had all the Blue Bloods was incredible and the ratings were crazy. But this final four has this true cinderella. They have Purdue and the most polarizing player in college basketball, and Zach Edy, because you either are a Purdue fan and love him, or you're the rest of America and hate him.
Uh, they have the freight train of Yukon, and then they have Alabama, which Alabama, as much as I am not a NATO. It's fan. They are fun to watch when they get going and they, they're absolute flamethrowers. And it's their first final four, so you have two teams that haven't been, I think. 83 for N.C. State, 80 for Purdue, first time for BaMA, and then the repeat, you know, the.
The National Champs from last year, redemption for purdue, redemption for losing last year. And the crazy part of it is that, amongst those four teams, I feel like UConn is the team that anyone without a dog in the fight is going to root for. Yeah, well, I mean, it's pretty crazy. And she said, Sorry, sorry, sorry.
N.C. State is America's team. I can admit that, yeah.
Uh, so let's talk about the Purdue Tennessee game, because boy did people it. It gives me so much joy watching other fan bases have to watch Zach Edy, and then I feel less crazy because I've had to watch it for four years. And it's like they joined the fray. And to, you know, the screenshots come out and the anger comes out. Everyone's like, How do they? how do they call this a foul?
Zach Edy didn't have a foul called on him for the first 30 minutes of the game. Um, but with all that said, Tennessee, I know Tennessee fans are mad and you could be mad at Zach Edy. I think you probably should be more mad about everyone not named Dalton Connect, I think you can be mad about.
Both things at the same time. I think you'd be furious about Zach Edy and how the refs call him. And I think that you can also be like, it would be nice if Ziegler had made one three point shot.
They went so Dalton Connect was, uh, 14 for 31 and the rest of the team, or, sorry, he was 17 for 31.
Wait, what was his final stat line? He scored 31 points, more than half of his 37 points. So 14 of 31, six of fall from three, 14 and 31. The rest of the team went 10 for 31..
Yeah, I'd say that that would probably be more why you lost than Zach Edy and how he was officiated. And I am I am. I got dangerously close. If Duke had won that game, I would have been, uh, like, I might've gotten an Edy jersey and watch Purdue play Duke. And been like, at the forefront of saying, like, those aren't, those are all fouls, you can't do that to Zach Edy.
I would have been number one like proponent of Zach Edy for one single game. Zach Edy makes everyone so angry. And I understand why, because I've had to go through it myself. He also is getting to a point where, like, people are just diminishing that he's just not good at basketball.
And he's very good at basketball, he is good at basketball, for sure, like he has gotten a whole lot better at basketball. When I first saw him play, I think two years ago, is when I started watching him. He was just he didn't look like he liked being out there.
Didn't look like he had any fire, didn't look like he knew what he was doing, he was just kind of out there, moving slowly. I always would say that it's like, uh, there's a tiny little person controlling the big robot inside of him. That's like thinking, Okay, move your left leg, right leg, left leg, right hand.
And now it's like he is a smooth basketball player for his size. At times he's not like super quick or anything, but he does. He has improved a whole lot. And if you're Tennessee, you can. You can be mad at the way the refs call him, but also just Zach Eady. Being there has a big effect on every single thing that you do and it makes you uncomfortable.
Like Zaki Ziegler, whenever he would drive to the to the paint, you could tell he was like a second slow. Either deciding whether to pass or shoot. Because he was thinking there's a giant in the paint somewhere that's just going to swap me if I do this wrong, it's like always in the back of your head if you're playing against.
He causes hesitation, he causes, uh, like shots that you normally wouldn't love. A lot of mid-range shots, cause you don't want to go to the rim and got in, you know? Produce defense. And same with Yukon with with Donovan Klingon. They know that they've got a guy behind them so they can play more pressure up top. And and run you off the three point line and get you into those shots that are low percentage shots, and get you into a spot where you're shooting 10 for 31. As a team, I think most Purdue fans have reached this point, and I hope they have where Purdue fans should just say, fuck off to everyone else.
Stop trying to make everyone, stop trying to tell us that it's something. It's not like Zach, he's really good at basketball, Purdue's really good, a really good team, really, really good basketball team. It's not enjoyable to watch, and that's okay to have that opinion, to be like, I don't like watching a foul fest.
I don't like watching a guy, you know, stand in the paint and be able to just turn around and put the ball in the basket. Purdue fans should just be like, That's okay because we win, you know what I mean, like, there is. It's at a point where it's like, uh, to. To quote our good friend Jay Billis, agree to disagree.
Like you, you guys have your team, they play a certain brand that is winning basketball, it's getting you to the final four. Most of America doesn't enjoy this experience.
It's okay, I think you're being a little disingenuous there, but that's that's like.
Purdue fans trying to tell us that it's something it's not is where it's like. The disconnect becomes like you could just have to put up your hand and be like, Yeah, I understand people probably don't want to watch it, but guess what, we're winning, so fuck off.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about.
What people think about your squad? You don't have to worry, you don't have to prove it to us, you don't have to get your dubs stamped by anybody else. To be like, Okay, this was really win, you guys are in the final four.
Yeah, they're really good and they made their way and they suck to watch, they suck to watch.
Do you see after the game, Zach Eady cutting down? The nets did not need a ladder, he just stood next to it. I said they should have caught a foul on the ladder because it looked like it was impeding his way out of the net. But he was just standing on his own two feet, reaching up in the air, clipping down the net, and I just saw.
Everyone across America saw that and thought the same thing. Like, if I was this guy's size, I would also be in the final four. Yeah, might not be true, but it's also for somebody that's on the shorter side, it's fun to think about.
It's a nice, like, soothing balm that you can put on. The burn of having to grow up being shorter than normal is just saying, Oh, if I was just a foot taller, I would be better than everyone at sports. So I encourage people to do that. He's put in a ton of work.
He's gotten a lot better.
But it's not a fun watch. Hank actually joined the Purdue Hate crew. It's not a fun watch, not fun at all, yeah.
But it works for them. So, like, if I, if I had Zach Eady on my team, I would just be like, Fuck everyone, that's just the way it goes. Yeah, but can't, I mean, imagine the national?
Championship. How much you're going to be rooting against them and hate watching, of course, and I.
I unfortunately think that D.J. Burns probably already got his first foul in the game on Saturday. Getting off the bus, like, there he's, he's going to be out of that game so fast, it's going to.
Yeah, it's going to suck. He's not great defensively to begin with, right, and he does like to foul.
He gets in harm's way a lot. But then what are they going to do? Danny Cannell's.
Nephew might be the the try hard answer that America needs just just beat the fuck out of.
Zach EAdY Yeah, just try extra hard. yeah, just be really annoying.
Yeah, ask Danny for some good quotes. Just have just record everything that Danny Cannell says between now and the game. And then just repeat that to him verbatim during the game. To annoy him, he just doesn't want to play.
There's one other thing about DJ Burns. Uh, everybody in America thinks that he should play football, huh? why? he's good at basketball?
Who said that? Just everyone is like, No. But I know that when we interviewed him, when we were like, you know, uh, do you think of like, playing basketball, like your football player playing basketball? He does that a few times. But I've seen, I've seen lots of people be like, Oh, this guy should actually try to play left tackle in.
The N.FL, Oh, I haven't seen that because I mean, he, his touch is so good that I want him to keep.
Playing basketball, yeah, it would be a disaster. Yeah, he's not a football player.
No, he's the perfect big man. Basketball, exactly. Let's just let's just enjoy D.J. Burns for what he is. Although I do get under understand the sentiment that the NFL is king.
And so you have to be like, you see a good athlete. Oh, he should play football, cause there was a while where anytime there was a good basketball player, they they would want to try out for the NFL to be a tight end. Yeah, like, Um, who's the guy on George Mason?
I don't remember that, you remember that guy? I haven't.
Seen the DJ Burns should play football, take. Oh. I know that he does plays that make him look like he's a football player, but yeah, I love watching him play basketball. Just let the man.
Play basketball. But whoever the George Mason guy was, I remember, he tried out. Are you thinking of Mo Ali Cox from VCU? No, no, no, no, no.
I'm thinking about, uh, the George Mason player from from the UM 2006.
Yeah, so he tried out for the NFL and they clocked him to 40. I think he ran like a five, four, 40 yard dash time. They're like, Okay, yeah.
Maybe this whole NFL player, uh, N.B.A. college basketball players for everybody. John Lewis signed a free agent contract with New.
York Giants John Lewis That was who you're thinking of. I just looked it up. 2006. Yeah, No, I. I I think D.J. Burns is right where he needs to be.
Uh, all right, so Tennessee fans, though, like that was disappointing, but I really do think it's really the rest of your team. Not named. Dalton Connect kind of let you down. All you had to do is hit a few shots that weren't Dalton.
Connect shots and he was so good. But it just you can't like produce one of those teams like you can't make mistakes against them. Because they, they all their guards are older, they they, they're just smart with what they like.
They have a system, they know exactly what's going to work. They spam the same play, and if they're hitting their threes, too, it's just like lights out. That happened on Friday night when Gonzaga was in that game.
And then you looked up and it was like, Nope, Gonzaga is done. I'm absolutely cooked, I'm.
Going to say something nice about Zach Edie, though, uh, after the game. When they interviewed him and he was talking about people that doubt him, he started screaming and say, I think he dropped the f bomb. He was like, we're fucking here. He showed some emotion. I, I, I hate him.
Less after watching that. He also said he had a boner when they were, someone was holding a, uh, one of his teammates was holding a camera phone. And being like, we made it, we made it. Final four, how we feel. And he's like, I have a boner. Probably for the first time in his life.
Yeah, if you're that big, you got so much blood elsewhere in your body. Yeah, so I mean.
Listen, he's averaging 30 and 16.
He had 40 and 16 today. It's insane what he's been doing. This tournament run. Not a fun watch, but credits Zach Edie because he's good at basketball. And now we have people also policing.
The paint touches and how long he's camped out, like, if you watch him play, he's. His footwork has gotten so much better, and his defense has gotten so much better. He's he's getting in and out of the paint to to reset his time. Like he, you can be upset about how they officiate him, everything else is kind of stupid to be like, he's not good.
Yeah, he actually does work, he doesn't stand perfectly still the entire time. But still, if you're N.C. state, you want, you want that discussion to happen. You want the refs to be hearing that all week. So that way they're at least looking at him when you play.
Yeah, by the way. Uh, before we talk about Saturday's game, uh, games. sorry, game time. Uh, our guy Quiggs, who's one of our best employees at Barstool. Incredible editor, N.C. State Grad. Uh. I told him that I'd pay for him to get out to to Phoenix, I was going to.
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Ball never had a shot, we know ball. Uh, yeah. Alabama The Great Alabama experiment has hacked basketball.
It's fun to watch if you are a sicko. Yeah, Rico has just ruined Alabama for me because.
NATO should be a story that we're like, I mean, it is cool, like when they're like, 11 years ago he was a math teacher and now he's going to the final four. And you saw Alabama on Saturday night to when? When they get hot from three, they can be the best team in the country. Like, that's just a fact.
And Clemson kind of hit the regression monster, and we know ball, yeah, so if you're.
Shooting like 50 or slightly less than 50, those backdoor cuts are working at like a moderate pace. If you're Clemson, you're still not going to be able to beat Alabama if they're shooting the ball right. That's just a fact. It's just math, that's where the math teacher thing comes in.
Yeah, the.
Math teacher thing comes in strong cause. They went 45, uh, 5 from three, and they were just it felt like they were hitting big shot after big shot. I also think that Alabama, and maybe people will say, this is crazy, but if you have as much football success as Alabama does, you can't like. No one can, in their right mind, be like, I'm rooting for Alabama, unless you're obviously an Alabama fan, but in which case, enjoy this, enjoy the hell out of this. But like the regular sports fans in the world, it's just too close to everything Nick Saban did and how much you dominated in football, like you can't also have basketball.
If you're an Alabama, just sports.
Fan So you root for Alabama football, and you root for Alabama basketball, probably to a significantly lesser extent than you root for the football team. What's the conversion rate like? What would you trade an NCAA championship for in basketball, in football, like in the SEC title?
I don't think so, I think less, you think less. Just a win, just an Iron Bowl win, I think maybe even less than that. Win at home against LSU, maybe maybe. Home winning against LSU equals national championship.
Basketball, I mean, there will be some Alabama basketball fans that will say that we're crazy for this, but I think that if you pulled the entire Alabama fan base, I mean football just.
Is King there? Yeah, I'm not. I'm not talking about the diehard Alabama basketball, in which, like, if you are one, obviously, and even if you're not, even if you're just an Alabama fan. This is an awesome time, enjoy it. But I'm trying to figure out what the actual what the average member of the fan base would trade this title for.
Win against Georgia A win against Georgia, I think that's two, two in a row, two time might be for that.
That might be, but yeah, they just have. There's something about having it all, and they have it all. They do. The fact that they got. They had a team in the in the college football playoff, they have a team in the final four. A lot of Michigan State fans reminding everyone they're the only other team who's done that. Oh yeah, of course.
They forgot about that, but yeah, they have it all and they know it's is a great story. And the fact that the what was 11 years ago math teacher? To have this rise this quick and be in a spot where he's in the final four in the top of the college basketball landscape, it's crazy.
Yeah, and to make Alabama fans care about basketball. They've never been to a final four, they'd only been to one Elite eight before. You know, uh, Friday or Thursday, yeah.
So basketball school maybe, and Clemson, Clemson kind of the similar like, I don't, I don't feel that bad. You guys have, Dabo's going to figure it out.
Dabo will be, I don't know who. who do you think would win a national championship first, Clemson or Alabama? Saban gone. I think Dabo's still there.
Probably Alabama.
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And I asked the flight attendant for two sodas when he was.
At an airport, he just, Uh, he just stopped giving me updates on Siwoo Kim. He tied for 17th. That's a good finish this week, yeah.
But he stopped giving me updates on Siwoo Kim because he was too depressed about Clemson losing. I expect more out of my trackers Masters next week, big week.
Big week for him. Yeah, but he, he is. He is our favorite tracker because no other tracker in the world can you get a 22 feet for eagle. Birdie, birdie. And we were minus seven, uh, in the same timeline as, uh, all caps.
There's no goddamn, motherfucking way, that's a foul flopping fucking pussies. Yeah, I hope Rico stubs his toe for five months straight, yeah.
He's just.
Hey, he the man does it all. Yeah, so, um, I was, truth be told, I was rooting for Clemson. I was, too, because, I mean, I definitely was. I was. I was rooting for Clemson, cause I wanted to be so wrong about Clemson the entire. I wanted Clemson to win the national champ.
We, I think.
We would have won Ratio of the year. Yeah, like it would have been one of the greatest graphics for this show ever to have the Clemson graphic thrown back in our face. But unfortunately for the people at home, we do no ball.
Yeah, we know too much ball we do, we do, it's it sucks.
It's a blessing and a curse because we have to tell people the truth and about us knowing ball. And then they want to say, you're crazy. Clemson could win it all. No, they couldn't.
I expect an apology. For anyone who quotes, tweeted that, that graphic, everyone, everyone that did it. how many quote tweets does it have on it? Right now? Probably like 200..
It would be nice, I would like to see 200 people reaching out, being like, I apologize for quote tweeting this or bad. Turns out, everyone that did that should be old takes exposed.
Yeah, every single one of them.
And just just as simple tweeted us, saying, Ykb, you know, ball, that's all I want. Um, but yeah.
They're going to run up against an entirely different animal in Yukon. And it is it is like, live by the jump shot, die by the jump shot. Yeah, if they, if they can make 40, what'd you say? 46%.
They were 45 45.
If they can make 45 of the three point shots, they can win. Yeah, the only.
Other problem for Alabama is they take twos at the rim and threes and twos at the rim with Donovan. Klingon is an impossible feat to do. Because we saw it with. Yukon versus Illinois, and Yukon had a 30 to nothing run against Illinois in an elite eight. Illinois offense that has been playing lights out and had an incredible season. That was one of the craziest things to watch ever, where it just started it would. It spanned two halves, cause it was 23 23. The first half ended 29 23..
And then it just kept on happening where it was, Yukon would score, and Yukon wasn't even.
Playing well on Saturday, so we. We made fun of UVA. When this happened to them earlier in the play-in game, yeah, and a similar thing happened. Except the difference is this is in the Elite eight, so you're a good team.
Illinois is a really good team, very good team offensively. What were they like? Top five in the nation? They were? I mean, they had three guys who were.
Very, very good. Offensively. This is number one versus number two. I think, yeah, was it number one versus number two? So they were in.
Shannon was out of this world for the for all the Games.
Up until this point, the Illini are a great, great team. And then they scored. I think they went 55 minutes of real time without scoring a basket, it was nuts, without making a shot.
Yeah, cause it spanned halftime in Klingon. He was, uh, in his first 17 minutes on the floor. Illinois scored four points. In his first 17 minutes on the floor, they scored four points. They went 0 for 9 on field goal attempts that were contested by him.
It was actually 0 for 19.
0 for 19. I'm sorry.
0 for 19.
He affects everything. And Brad Underwood, who I, I've been, I I. The minute he got hired Illinois, I was like, That's a problem. He's a really good coach, with one of the most regrettable soundbites slash coaching strategies of all time when they got him in the first half.
And he was like, if he blocks a hundred shots, he blocks a hundred shots. He didn't block a hundred shots, but it felt like he was blocking a hundred shots. Because every shot at the rim was fucked up by Donovan Klingon. And they just kept on saying, we're going to go after him, and it kept on, resulting in zero points and then points on the other side of the floor and the craziest stat from this Yukon game.
And how goddamn good they are. Cause I've been saying it like they have a, they have a a solution to every problem that's that's given to them. Yukon didn't even play well, They shot 17.6 from three. Like, imagine if they had hit a couple of threes.
Cause when you say a run, you think this team just got nuclear from three and it just avalanche. No, no, no, that's not anything that happened. They could not shoot from outside on Saturday, and they still absolutely.
Curb stomped. Illinois It was, it was bad, the game was over after that.
You can't come back from a 30 to nothing run. No, it's impossible. It was, it was crazy, and it was also like the.
Loudest crowd, I mean, that that was, that was Bill Murray, though it was insane how loud it was for Yukon. And they are, they're just a monster, they the closest game they've, tournament game.
They've played in the 10 games that they've won in a row. Here was a 13 point victory over.
Miami in the final four. And you know, what's crazy is we have a possibility depending on what happens tonight on the women's bracket. But there is a possibility of getting Yukon against N.C. State in the finals in both tournaments, that would be incredible.
That would rock what a what an.
Afternoon for N.C. State fans. Yeah, back to back they were, they were six, seven point underdogs.
In both games, you know what, they deserve it. N.C. State fans deserve it. It's been a long time.
Remember when we did the Mount Rushmore, Mid Mount Rushmore, like N.C. State football, you remember?
When, Uh, yeah, and I stand by that, by the way. But um, was it like? 2020 was four years ago during Covid, where the UH, College Baseball World series didn't they get, like, disqualified or something? Oh, yes.
They'd like six players test positive Covid and they couldn't even play, yes.
And they were really good that year. Yeah, they got screwed. N.C. State You deserve this, yeah.
Don't let anyone don't. We're going to bring up the most losses in Final Four history just because we have to. That's cool, though, but don't let, don't let the haters get you down. No, you earned.
This N.C. state, it's been incredible, but yeah, Yukon is an absolute wagon. I don't. I mean if they can finish the job, cause they have to finish the job to be in this conversation. But if they finish the job this upcoming weekend and Monday, they have to go in the conversation. Of best college basketball teams of all time, yeah.
Like it has to be said, I know that there's UCLA teams that won like five straight years without losing a game. You had the Florida back-to-backs, the Duke year, late in their years. But this team and the fact that it's like, you know, there's some guys from last year, but there's a lot of new guys too, it's it's crazy. Danny Hurley, who we have coming up on the show, is a master motivator.
It's a piss drinking motivator. Yeah, okay, so final four set, I'm excited.
Also, he didn't let his son shoot again.
Yeah, at the end of the game, we're going to, we're going to talk to him about that in a little.
Bit but just let let Andrew take a shot. Are you guys excited for the final four now? I feel like this is especially after last year, which was a weird final four. Because we had all those upsets. And we had, you know, say, San Diego State in in Fau, and it was a weird tournament.
This feels like we're back to order restore, where it's like. You have two teams that were Purdue and Uconn were the two best teams all year, and then you have two great stories matching up against.
Them, Yeah, I mean, I I like it set up this way because we all have one Cinderella to focus all of our Cinderella energy on. There were too many Cinderella's last year, yeah.
Not enough step.
Mothers, I'm very excited. I am a little concerned for you and Dave. You guys have big futures, both on UConn and it seems too easy at this point, which it never is.
And yeah, no N.C. state has big time team of destiny vibes. Yeah, I mean, I bet Uconn in December.
Right after they lost Kansas at 14 to one. And I said before we started taping that. If you come with the national championship, I'll only have had a bad march, so I need them to win the National.
Championship, I do so, I'm excited, but that that, yeah, no, it does that happens that will.
Be. But what if they just keep rolling? It seems like they should? Yeah, I don't think.
I don't think Danny Hurley is the kind of coach that's going to let them take a game off.
The one thing that makes me nervous is Alabama does have the one. Like, if they just go nuclear. From three, they can beat any. Like they have that in them. The ability to beat any team any given night because of their three point shooting and every guy shoots, and and that's.
A problem? But trying to find futures here, like, what are the team futures? Okay, Uconn minus one, 95, Purdue plus two, oh five.
N.C. State and Alabama, both 16 to one. Yeah, and she said.
It was 35 to one this morning. Pretty crazy, pretty good. And the Elite Eight, the vending machine baby. No one thought, no one thought N.C. State was gonna be able to beat Duke.
You're.
I did momentary event time, though it's made event Friday night, I became the main event Friday.
Night I became a a likely fraud mickey mouse reply guy for a while on Friday night because.
That shed, that's bullshit. Yeah, Houston was going to beat him, so I replied to Duke's final.
Score graphic. And I was like, Duke's mickey mouse run, and, uh, that got quoted a million times. And I also was trying to get Duke fans to vacate the wind, which I would have done if I were a Duke fan in that moment. Jamal Shed is, you know, he's going to finish as a finalist for National Player of the year.
He goes out. I vacate that wind cause I have sportsmanship and I actually root for guys to not get injured, unlike Duke fans. Yeah, it's sad.
It's sad Houston wouldn't.
Want? They probably wouldn't want the national championship. Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Maybe I'll get a refund too, yeah.
What's worse, being a mickey mouse lafraud reply guy or being an LMA oh reply guy? I mean, sometimes things are just funny, yeah, sometimes.
No, but when you're doing the LMAO, like making fun of the person that said that, like not agreeing, not actually thinking it was funny. Oh, but it's so big cat. If you had done the Here's Duke's Mickey mouse run and then at the and then ended it with LMAO, like laughing at your own joke, yeah.
At Duke, I think that makes it a little bit worse, as long as you don't level up into that guy.
Then you're good, listen. I enjoyed my time as a mickey mouse lafraud guy. It was kind of fun just step into that world. Cause.
Then you have to copy and paste it and be ready to just post it on anyone who posts like instantly. It's gotta be the first thing. Like Adam Schefter tweets that the Giants just signed a backup kicker. You gotta be like Duke's fraud run, you gotta have here it is.
You gotta have like 60 different notifications. Yeah, yeah. Um, speaking of Adam Schefter, should we talk for a second about Rasheed Rice just being on the run?
Yeah, so he got into, he was driving a car that was in a really bad accident, I guess.
The old Lance Briggs. Or. He then left his car and was like, I don't know where it is I was.
Going to say, he's like a coach's son on that team, yeah, but what, what? What's the latest? Is he still gone? I don't know.
I don't know, I don't think he's been apprehended. That's very bizarre. They haven't caught him yet. But good news for the Chiefs he signed a a Welsh rugby star.
So I guess you're receiving Corby fine, did anyone? No one died, right? I don't think so, okay.
I.
Think it was a serious accident? A woman was injured and her kid was in the car. Okay, I mean.
Bad, very bad. Um, I just saw a lot of people being like, the chiefs are done, now, they're cooked. I I'm sure Rasheed Rice will probably still play.
I don't know, depending on how.
Injured people are depending on what he did. You probably shouldn't leave the scene of an accident like that. I would say, not, probably not. PFT. Have you been studying for the bar?
Uh, yeah, I have Jake, because, according to Jostina Anderson, she says, Rasheed Rice has.
Retained counsel Okay, oh so he got a lawyer, so he's a lawyer, yeah.
Well, that's a smart move. You should always shut the fuck up when you're talking to the police. If they're asking you questions, it's because they don't know the answer. All right, I just love Shut the fuck up Fridays.
Those guys rock. Yeah, okay, that's a weird story, though, it's a very strange story.
So is, uh, I'm looking at some of the pictures of the crash site. Yeah, it doesn't look good, was.
Not good, I'm going to confirm, not good. Rasheed Rice. There's a dash cam video, too.
Yeah, of him, of him crashing. Turn yourself in, Rasheed Rice, do it.
All right, what else is going on in the sports world before we do? Who's back? Anything else? Oh, there's that Jokic pass.
MLB Yeah, I saw the Jokic pass, I saw the Lucas shot, yeah.
Lucas did a scoop like almost a three pointer from like 20 feet out. Jokic also said that he was late to his press conference tonight because he was watching D.J. Burns game. Respect game. Yeah, big men, respect big men.
I like that huge women's game tonight, huge women's game tonight, yeah, Elite Eight.
This one's going to get people angry. Oh, also Kim Mulkey, Not that bad, yeah, so the the hit piece on Kim Mulkey dropped.
It turns out it was just a profile of Kim Mulkey. It was just like, she's an asshole.
Yeah, which anyone who's a very successful coach in in college sports or pro sports. You could write it and be like, Yeah, it turns out they're kind of an asshole. Yeah, they're.
They're very demanding, some players don't like them because they're so demanding, they can be a dick and they can go too far. I actually think it's a beautiful moment in, uh, just equality in America when I can look at Kim Mulkey and be like, she is a dick, yeah.
She's a dickhead, she's a dickhead, definition of a dickhead. And, uh, I I want to know how much more views this article got, because Kim Mulkey did, like, two press conferences about it, probably.
A decent amount. I went and looked for it, I looked for it too. Yeah, uh, who are you guys?
Rooting for in LSU versus Iowa? I think I'm rooting for. I want Caitlin Clark to get a championship or to get to a championship, cause you got to a championship last year. I want her to get to another one and I want her probably to win, so I'm I think I'm going to take Iowa.
Okay, Hank, what's the spread? I think it's like one and a half, just pick the game. I think I'm kind of rooting for LSU, cause it makes people so mad.
Caitlin Clark makes people mad, too. She thinks that, like that, would make people really, really mad if Kim Mulkey won a national.
Championship people would be furious, which would be another one. Yeah, another one. She's one of the shit, yeah.
Um, but I mean, like now, in the wake of the article, Yeah, I guess, maybe.
I'm rooting for Iowa, cause I think South Carolina is going to beat in either of them. So, yeah, you know what? I would get the revenge and get back to the final four and it would make the final four more fun. Cause Caitlin Clark would be good for the sport, yeah.
And I do like watching.
Caitlin Clark play Oh, there was a very funny moment today when, uh, in the Elite Eight game, the three point lines were different. Distances in the college game, um, one was like the old women's distance and one was the new women's distance. And they didn't know they played, I think, five games on that court before somebody.
And it was way worse than like, it wasn't even an official that saw it, you know, who saw it? It was a dude that was up in the 300.
Level Well, why didn't a guy that's not on the officials to measure the three point line, but.
If a guy that's just sitting up in the 300 level notices it and he had to yell at somebody on the sidelines, texted. That person sent them a picture that he took on his own camera from the upper deck, and then they had to go measure. It's crazy the fact that they played five games there.
And no one said, Anything is bad, it's bad, very bad. And I I feel like we could have probably been making money on it. We definitely could have been. What would have happened if they?
Went into overtime. It's a good question, Jake, I don't know, play half court, do like.
30 minutes, two and a half minute periods. Yeah, yeah, so they switch play one on one.
Yeah, I don't know, but that was big three, big three, that was very bad.
Yeah, we got some brawls in baseball, yeah, and by brawls, I mean benches, clearing and bullpen catchers, that's my favorite.
When the bullpen catchers get involved, yeah, cause they do this little trot out of the bullpen. It looked like penguins. They're so happy that they get to.
See sunlight. Yeah, the Mets are already a disaster because they got one hit on opening day. They they've lost all three games. And then they also threw a Reese Hoskins on Saturday. After I think he was already four for four and, uh, was like, total, just unanimous Bush league.
And we're like, why would you do this after he's four for four? I think their manager already got suspended. Yeah, that's, that's tough, yeah.
So there was the, uh, the Brewers and Mets.
With benches clearing and then the blue Rays and Jays also had the benches clear. It's good to get started. What's that? the blu-ray disc? Yeah.
The blue Rays Yeah, the Blue Rays did it. Uh, also, I'd just like to be the first to congratulate Jake's New York Yankees on winning the World Series, Yeah.
Four games, Sweden, Houston. Congrats Jake. Juan Soto got his pinstripe Juan Soto today. Offense and defense. Actually, this whole weekend, Juan Soto has been incredible.
And it's just like it goes to show you when you play in San Diego, it's too nice. You can't be that good at. You can't be locked in at sports. If you're in San Diego, but you go to New York, your day kind of sucks a little bit, just getting around. The only thing you care about again is sports. And Juan Soto is probably, I don't know, one of the best players in the game.
And he's so fun to watch him, so pissed off. I don't get to root for him for his entire career.
Yeah, Yankees have won it all. Congrats, congrats, Yankees. Uh, okay.
Coming home.
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My who's back of the week is Bryce Harper? Yes, yeah, I. it was either game one or Game two. uh, Bryce Harper was playing first base.
They had a foul ball, he went flying over to try and catch the ball, went too fast and then basically cartwheeled head first into the dugout. Looks pretty serious, uh? And then the funniest part of the video was that the ball landed probably 10 yards behind him, right in the right right in play, it hit the net.
Oh, yeah, you know nothing, you're really dumb, you know nothing. No, because I've I've seen a lot of people saying, this is like, it clearly hit the net.
That makes more sense, cause that that that video without context of it hitting the net was a lot funnier, where it looked like he was just he just overran it.
Yeah, and it is funny to think that, but also the ball, I mean, watch the video without thinking about it, it's funny. I saw it hank and the ball is very clearly going like towards the.
Well, wind and like, backspin hit the net, you saw it hit the net. I'm going to No.
I just knew the minute I watched it, I was like, that clearly bounced off the net.
It's way funnier if you think that it didn't hit the net, though.
I, I haven't seen a video where it hits the net. No, but have you?
I used my brain and I said. He's running directly to the dugout and then the ball is coming at a weird angle down off what is probably the net right there.
Backspin.
No wind the net.
Wind's not real.
The net.
The net is still far away from where he made the catch.
Yeah, but he misjudged where the catch was. I also think it might've, at first, I actually.
Thought it hit well. If it's far enough to hit the net, then he still didn't need to be going.
That hard towards the dugout. At first, I thought, maybe it hit the net and then hit the top of the.
Dugout and bounced up, like, if the net is that far away from the dugout railing, where he barreled into, Yeah, did he really need to be barreling? He's a competitor.
All right, he was excited.
About opening weekend, let him be, let him try and play. He didn't play today because of load management. Well, he did not play today, that's correct.
But it will be back.
In the lineup tomorrow, you know what? I'm going to agree with Hank on this because I haven't seen the ball hit the net. We don't know. Okay, fine.
And it's a hilarious video. Yeah, all right, fine. Yeah, it didn't hit the net, it didn't hit the net, Bryce Harper just misjudged it.
No, Hank's an idiot. Let's not let Hank get off of this without being an idiot. I'm watching this. Uh, the ball have you seen?
It hit the net Max, it hit the net the.
Spin on the ball brought it back, it hit the net. Yeah, I don't think you guys are accounting, like, if you hit, if you hit the ball a certain way, it's going to be, you know, backspinning in the.
Air. But that would make it actually go further. It was top spinning, yeah, he hit the world's first top spin.
It's not conclusive. We're doing the review. Yeah, so no video evidence, yeah.
You guys say these things as fact. No, I'm on your side now. It didn't hit the net. He's an idiot. Oh, great job, Max.
Who's back of the week for you? pft, my who's back of the week is country.
Music, Oh, country music, because Beyonce put out a country album, yes.
And I finished listening to it. She's done it again. Bangers, bangers, bangers only.
She single-handedly saved country music.
Well, in this fair, how much of this is just because the song she has with Miley is the best?
Song I'd say 95. It is a great song, it's a really good song, it's warranted.
I'm just gonna say it, I think Miley outperforms her on her own album. Yeah, yeah, I think Miley Cyrus brought.
Country music back? Yeah, people are having a debate because Miley Cyrus also covered Jolene.
A few years ago, way better. Beyonce's Jolene Sucks. Oh, she covered it on this album, she did, and it's a skip.
Oh, it's a big skip, it's a skip. it's not good boy, everything's a skip for you, except probably the Miley song.
True, Yeah, no, well, 16 carriages is pretty good, too. Skip. But I did see there was an article that was written in the New York Post about how Beyonce saved a dying genre, which is very funny. Just because you're making everybody upset.
This is like when Travis Kelce got credit for the Fade, Yeah, or when Taylor Swift got credit.
For doing the heart thing, which, by the way, I'd like to see Taylor Swift try to make a country album. I don't think she can. Beyonce only Max is still trying to find a hit the net.
I don't think he can. I don't think it hit the net, he didn't hit the net, yeah, but watch when it lands, it didn't hit the net.
Yeah, no, I don't see the ball hit the net. I actually thought it hit the floor of the dugout at first, but yeah, I think, Max, you're wrong. It didn't hit the net.
You can see the way.
No, whatever, I'm not going to take this bait. Also the fact that....
If we are doing this, if you really were to slow this down frame by frame.
If he saw it hit the net, why did he fall into the dugout? why did he keep going? Good question.
If he saw it hit the net, he would have stopped. Hank. If you slow it down, yeah, make it go frame by frame. The ball goes back and to the left, you can see it, look at that.
It's going to the left.
I don't think it hit the net either way. We still like Bryce Harper, we want him on the show, but it didn't hit the net. Is that the end of your Who's back? Well, yeah.
Country music was.
Dead. Nobody listened to country music, and then Beyoncé showed up, and now people listen to country.
Music again, so congrats to country. It never hit the net. My Who's Back of the Week? is the commercial we all end up hating because we watch it so much during March madness. And, unfortunately, game time. No, that one rocks.
I didn't even know that we taped.
PFT and I, if people have probably seen we've been on, I think TVS has run it. When we taped that, we didn't know that.
Was going to be a real commercial, No? So that was a commercial that me and Roan taped like two years ago. And it was like a pre-roll for Barstool sports videos. And then I got a text from one of our producers saying, Hey, we want to remake that video. Can you do it? Here's when Roan's going to be in town. And I was like, Yeah, I don't know why we're redoing this, but yeah, let's do it.
And then Big Cat was here, Roan was not here, so big cat's like, Sure, I guess I'll do this.
Like AD, Well, Rob begged me, because I was like, he was like, Roan can't make it. And I know I annoy you. And I was like, No, Rob, you don't annoy me, but I'll do it. And so we do this and.
Then, like, a week, two weeks later, it's apparently a commercial that's on TV, which is crazy but.
That one doesn't annoy people. Hopefully. The SGA Shea Gildash Alexander and Chet Holmgren commercial is horrific. And those are two of the most fun young players in the NBA. And I don't know who told them to do that, but that was a big mistake because I hate them. Now. It's way, way better than.
Paul MiSthenet Oh, that one's good, I like that one, I know I love it too.
I just like, I love the look on Biz's face when Whitney hits him with that one. Yeah, that's and my other.
My other who's back is Cooper Flagg, because, uh, every single, every single time Duke loses, everyone's like, you sure, Cooper Flagg wants to go there, and it's awesome because he's getting hated before he even shows up. Main event.
That's his nickname. Yeah, I like that nickname. Listen, I was a Cooper Flagg guy. Unfortunately, he didn't take my deal of a super Mega Nil offer from Stella Blue Coffee to go to anywhere but Duke.
I wasn't even offering him to try to go to Wisconsin. I'm realistic. I was like, go anywhere but Duke and I'll give you the super.
Mega Max Nil deal? Oh wait, is his nickname the main event? But it's m-a-i-n-e. Yes, that's cool.
I like that, Yeah, Hank, don't make PFT feel stupid. you're making me feel dumb. You couldn't open that calendar.
The 11th, you got bodied by the calendar, all right, Jake?
Who's your who's back? Worst thing that's ever happened on the 11th day of a month.
My who's back of the week is Spring football? It's back, yeah, UFL, yeah.
We had a 64 yard field goal. Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw that. Uh, I didn't watch, I watched the highlight.
Of the of the kick, I saw the highlight of the kick. We had a fake field goal from former Steelers punter Brad Wing. Yeah, that was cool, he threw like a 40 yard pass.
I think he's more.
LSU But yeah, I like they do, they did, uh, they did. Embrace a content creator and let him be a kicker, and he actually kicks in games, which I thought was cool. Wait, what destroying? Who's that?
He was like, he was, uh, he was one of those kids back in the day. As a few years ago where he had a YouTube channel, he was going to play in college, but then they didn't let him play cause he had a YouTube channel. And he was like, fuck it, I'm just going to, Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that guy.
Uh, and he's like, he's with Faze Clan, he does like streams and stuff. But he's super athletic, obviously, and he kicks for one of the teams and he, like, kicked off.
Kicked field goal. He's an actual, actual kicker. He did well. Yeah, well, this is a this is a mickey mouse league.
Well, this is a fraud bubble league and the real XFL in 2020.
Did not do that because they cared about football. I'm I've never been more confident in my take that, uh, spring football, I just don't care. I feel very good about that because I've every, every few years. They try to pop one up and be like, you should care. I respect the sports calendar more than anything.
This is March madness. This is going to be Masters, it's going to be NBA and NHL playoffs. Football is king. I love football more than anything.
But not spring football. I liked the XFL in 2020, it felt like that was on the right path until Covid, cause there were a lot of people in the stands. At least for that, for those games, yeah.
But I just was still, I still wasn't. I remember when it was happening and it was March madness.
Yeah, no, I know, I know you're not, you're. You're definitely not. But I think that one had a chance of maybe lasting a few years. This one, I don't know, probably not, yeah.
I feel confident.
In my take, uh, okay, let's do our interview with Dan Hurley. great interview as always with coach. Uh, pft. You got a couple ads before we get to our interview.
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Here's coach Hurley.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest friend of the program. It is a tradition, two years running now, to have him on on the Sunday. After getting to a final four, it is Uconn Huskies head coach Dan Hurley. Coach, First of all, congratulations.
Your team is a monster and so much fun to watch. I want to start with Saturday night from your perspective, a 30-0 run in an Elite Eight game. What was going through your mind when that was happening? because?
That was insane to watch, really, man. Just the way I'm wired, I'm probably in my mind, just like thinking, next possession, you know? Like, just because I'm, you know, just. I'm so, you know, maniacally kind of locked into the game. But you know, it was weird, just looking up at the scoreboard and you know, we got off to a good start. It's 23-23, you know, you look up a couple more times, and it's 53-23..
It was crazy and to do that, you know, to do that against that team, you know, the.
Way they've been playing, you know, it was, it was crazy. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was so fast and so impressive that even people in the stands, Larry David included, was yelling at you to stop coaching.
He told you, Stop coaching, you're done coaching for today. Did you hear Larry David yelling at you?
No, I didn't, I didn't know he was over there and I think everyone told me about it after. And I'm like a Larry David type of character. Like as a coach, you know, I got all, you know, weird idiosyncrasies and I say whatever I feel like saying, and it's a lot of times it's ignorant. You know, I would have thought he'd be on my side, you know, I would have thought he would be for me and not not against me. And I don't think there can't be a connection to the University of.
Illinois at Champaign, right? No, I think he was just there as a fan, but yeah, you, you, I think he.
Hated me? Yeah, he hated my style, He hated the way I went about coaching, he said. Shame on you. Did you feel shame?
I have felt shame at different points of this year, mostly after being threatened by fans in opposing arenas. And then them trying to play an I got you moment with me and videoing me and trying to present me as some type of a monster. Yeah, we've, we've had your back the whole.
Way, uh, when any of those uh videos pop up and you are kind of a Larry David like character. I mean, you drink the, you drink the piss before every game, you know you're, you're going crazy on the sideline. How is that going?
By the way, the uh, mushroom tea, we'll call it mushroom tea, we know.
What you're drinking?
Yeah, uh, you know, it's all. It's all being effective. Uh, for me, you know, the cocktail that I've got over there, uh, everything I'm doing pre.
Uh, you know, pre-game in the back, I have actually a setup. Um, before I even get out onto the arena court. I've thought about, maybe, you know, letting CBS in on that. Uh, I've got, like, all these different, you know, sprays, uh, aromatherapy, lavender spray, a peppermint spray.
Uh, a peppermint halo. I have some holy water back there. I got a nice little setup, um, you know, right, right around the eight to five minute mark. Spritzing that that gets me in a good place, gets me smelling fresh, too. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, yeah.
We, we can tell you look like you smell good on TV. Yeah, sure, that's a fact. Uh, I like the one quote that you had where you said that your your fan base is noxious as shit on social media. So you do you have somebody that monitors what's going on on Twitter, on Instagram, and do you?
Do you actually show people's posts in your team meetings? Yeah, we do. we do it all the time. We, uh.
You know, um, sometimes in recruiting, too, if there's things that we could use to show potential recruits, um, you know that they'd be making a mistake by going to another school. Uh, you know, based on some things we've seen on social, we'll share that too there. Uh, but yeah, Luke Murray, I mean, he does a lot of, uh, just fueling the fire, poking the bear, so to speak.
And uh, you know, you got to have some different type of fuel that you that you run on. And um, you know, because it's it's a long season and uh. And you got to obviously be on your toes, especially when you're playing in single elimination tournament. We don't even get the luxury of best of five, best of, best of seven.
So you, you, you gotta be on edge. Yeah, so about that. You found motivation in very different ways this year, uh, because you guys are so good. Has there ever been a moment where your team's like, all right coach? Like, you're, you're not actually mad about this? Specifically, the tip time that you, uh, used this motivation for Thursday night when you're like, Oh, we're first tip.
Okay, it shows disrespect because I was watching that and I was like, I like that coach early's doing this, but he.
Can't actually be mad about this, can he? Yeah, um, yeah, I mean, they they expect it, and they're, um, they're almost aware before I come in of of where I'm going. Uh, you know, these kids, you know, cling in and you know, my my, the my, uh, you know, my new addition here, my, uh, you know, my camp Spencer, who, you know, who also. Um, you know, he's a mini me.
Yeah, on the court, yeah, so um, yeah, you know, I think for us it's like we've won a lot. Look at what we've done since. Teddy Allen, uh, knocked us out of the tournament there, you know, in that brutal rock fight. And and Buffalo, um, we've dominated and we've, we've put guys in the N.BA, uh, we've won all the championships.
Now we're in the final four, we're going to have more guys in the lottery this year. Um, you know, I think we do got we. We don't get talked about enough. Our season hasn't been covered.
Uh, in my mind, and the, you know, national media enough. Uh, you know, this is a team that's done historic stuff. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we were at Duke or Kentucky or Kansas, they would lead Sports Center with it and it would be the biggest story in sports. But, you know, because we're in stores, Connecticut, and, uh, you know, uh, you know, we're just a little grimier there, a little grimier.
Yeah, I love the chip on your.
Shoulder. So I actually bring up Cam Spencer. I had a question about him. Uh, the story goes that he stays in, uh, hotel rooms on the road with caravan, and he yells at him before every game in the hotel room. What? At what point did you find out, or figure out, that Cam Spencer was a mini you and also a?
Psycho Yeah, I knew he was a psycho. Um, I. Well, on the visit, you had a pretty good sense. Because, like, brother Pat, you know, dad Bruce, and and Donna, um, you know, they're, they're, uh, they're all like, I mean, they have the absolute same world view. Uh, all of them. And it's like, you know, go hard or shut the you know what up, uh, and he's, uh, you know, there's some weird connections to both. His parents were born in Jersey City, you know, where I grew up, right?
Uh, I think his mom went to the grammar school I went to, and then, uh, and then they also lived in Rhode Island for a little bit, you know? So there's some weird connections there. But the uh, you know, he's cursing, you know, I think, uh, you know, he curses a lot. He smashes and kicks the ball, he, he punches the basket. Uh, he could just miss his like a free throw on, like a side basket, and he'll just go into like straight tourettes, you know? And uh, so our language is actually, and the way we carry ourselves is. I think it's going to button up, clean up after he leaves.
Yeah, yeah, you guys, you guys are one in the same. That's nice to have a like you on the court every single time on the floor. Yeah, that's good stuff. Yeah, did you figure?
Out what you're going to use for motivation this week going to. I mean, I know you already talked about the the national media, not talking about Yukon enough. But is there anything with the setup of the tournament that you've found so far? Where it seems like they're out to get you? Because if you don't have some, I've got, I've got a couple, you can I do, too.
I brought some for you. Yeah, okay.
So the first, oh, you do have some? I was just going to say, you know, it's it's just it's far.
Yeah, yeah, that's the first one on my brain. Can you go way too far? Yeah, Alabama has a much shorter trip, you have to travel so much further than Alabama, which means that. And you guys haven't really spent much time on a plane. You're going to have to be on a plane.
It could be a boeing. You don't want any extra minutes in the air. Oh, it's far, I like it, it's just. And then the second one I had was that how you you feed off online hatred, you love, you love seeing people talking shit to you. And Alabama actually has the 47th lowest broadband rate, and I think that the 46th lowest internet availability for all the states.
So there's not as much stuff for you to use for.
Yes, so the so, the fan base is not going to do it for me. Well, I got one, I got one for you.
Yeah, I got one saying there's not enough internet in Alabama. Yeah, talk, shit. Yeah, I, I got one though.
For you, I found someone, someone found enough internet. Here's one. Uh, someone tweeted, Fuck it, we're beating Uconn.
You can't convince me otherwise. That was actually from the Barstow Alabama account, Barstow Alabama. Barstow, Alabama said that, yeah, how many, how many followers they have? Did a lot of people hear that?
Yeah, they had 160 000 views on the tweet because that matters. A.
Lot in terms of how angry you get over what somebody said. You know if there's a, you know if they don't, uh, if the avatar is like an egg. Or it's like a person that doesn't exist, and it's like a fake name that those people, they don't get to me, but anyone has the courage to go for. Like their actual face, with their actual name, and maybe where they work, when they, when they, when they, uh, trash me, that gets to me.
Yeah, the you know the bot, or whatever you know, whatever the the fake person, shit, the wizard of Oz. I. I don't care what the guy says behind the curtain. Yeah, that's, I mean.
It's so this is just a message to anyone. If you want to get noticed by coach early, put a name on.
It put a name on it and a face on the real person. You should have to show a driver, you should have to to do a Twitter too, you should.
I think you should have to have some type of ID. Yeah, you know, like you should only be allowed to have one account, and everything that you say, you know it should not. There should be no anonymous on there. Let everyone back up their words. Yeah, especially.
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Uh, Yukon's record when Andrew Hurley plays 41 and zero when he doesn't 63 and 29 sounds like, have you thought about starting them? I did on senior.
Day Oh, did you win we? Well, I, I didn't end up starting them, but I, but I met with him.
We talked it through, we talked it through because the fans love him. Yes, at Yukon, because he's not like an entitled asshole whose dad's the coach. And and the whole thing. Like, he's like a humble kid, he's a funny kid, you know? He, uh, he just does his thing.
So, you know, I went to him before senior day. I said, Listen, these people, you know, you fooled them, they take your, you know they're really behind you, and, uh, you know, they celebrate you all the time. But if I start you, you play like shit and we lose this game and blow the Big East regular season.
That whole thing shifts. Um, and he didn't want to risk it. Uh, so we, you know, he just he cleaned it up at the end. Yeah, I mean, my my.
Biggest qualm with your coaching recently has been that you have not let him shoot at the. Yeah, you're on the sidelines, he's your son. Now. I know I know what you're thinking. You want to be classy, you don't want to run the score up. I get that that side of it.
But I would imagine that your dad would take more enjoyment of seeing him making a shot in that situation than anybody else. And one day, he might be a coach. And you're going to want to see your grandson hit a shot in a game like that. So you gotta, you gotta teach him, you gotta let him in and be like, Okay, you're going to get.
One shot here. Yeah, he, and, you know what, my dad is probably a better dad than me because he let me. I think it was maybe my sophomore year. I subbed my brother out County Championship, uh, you know, we were up, you know, 100. And, uh, he subbed me out at the end. And I hit a half court. Bank shot at the buzzer. I think to win by 63, um, or whatever. But uh, we. We found that with Andrew in these games that, uh, we have, uh, he's been dribbling the ball out though.
Yeah, you know, like he's and he's racking up assists and rebounds, and then, uh, yeah, so he's showing that he's all all-around player. Not, not.
Just a shooter, yeah. I mean, the fact that he's gotten into every single tournament game in in this two-year run is is pretty awesome. I mean, that's he's clearly a big piece of the success. 41, and oh, you can't 41, and oh, when he's in the game is pretty insane.
41 and oh, and he's got.
The coveted year eligibility. And yeah, so he's, you know, he's squeezing me hard now. Nil, you know? He's obviously got tremendous leverage with the with the portal. Yeah, and I'm sure that he, he, he.
Could talk to his mom and and probably probably get you to show some leniency that way, I mean.
He's the closer, you gotta. you gotta have some respect for the closer. Yeah, he's the closer at.
On campus here, that's where that's where all the madness goes on in stores. I had a real.
Basketball question for you real quick? Um, first of all. Donovan Clingin Unbelievable. You also don't get enough credit for, uh, having his nickname, which should get more. People should be talking about it. You call him Cling Kong, which is awesome, uh. But in a basketball perspective, watching him grow, you know, last year he had the injuries, this year he's been unbelievable.
Uh, Saturday night. He was just an absolute force. What is it, you know? What have you seen from his progression and also what does he do defensively? That helps the entire team because I feel like he makes everything go, whether it be perimeter defense or shots at the rim, everything goes through him.
Yeah, you know what?
The thing that's unique about about Donovan is, uh, you know, really, a couple things. I mean, he's seven, two, you know, plus, you know, probably, you know, closer to seven, three. But and um, you know, once he got back from the uh, from the injuries, we just we wouldn't let him back on the court. Till he got his weight down into the 250s, you know, he probably came into the season like a little bit too heavy. You know these guys, you know, at Nil and everything they got, they got it pretty good.
So, uh, you know, probably just came in a little bit heavy, um, but it's just rare that you see somebody that size moving around the court. The way he does with our offense, that moves a lot, our defense moves a lot. Um, you know, we attack the glass, we run in transition, so we ask him to to move around a lot.
I know that's what the N.BA loves about him, you know? Plus he's like, sometimes the big guys, uh, especially the really tall ones, you know, like, they, uh, don't have a lot of pop, you know? They don't have a lot of personality, they don't love to play. Somebody made him play because they were tall.
They don't like when people ask him how tall they are. All the time. They just start to, you know, kind of turtle up a little bit, uh, in their shell. But he's like, you know, this dude is like, alive. He's up at 5 a.m, um, if if the weather was nice enough, he'd be. Eat fish. From five to seven, you know, get in the gym, get in the gym, wouldn't go to bed till, you know, 2 a.m, and then he's back up at five.
Like, this dude is alive, so he's got this incredible energy about him, so he's gonna be a. You know, we're his, his, uh, his games are numbered here, obviously.
At UCONS, we want to make the most of it. Yeah, he's, he's so much fun to watch, and it's just a great story. Because it's like, you know, even even last year he could have gone to the N.B.A. draft.
After last year's run, he probably, you know, sat down with you and you were like, Hey, we can. We can show more of your game and progress you to a point where you feel even more confident. That's what I love about college basketball and what we kind of miss sometimes. Yeah, I mean, it's like, he's not going to.
Be in the N.BA, you know, and he knows it, and you can make some money in Nil and do real well. So it's not like, you know you, you could still, um, you know, if you're a popular player and an excellent player, I mean, you could. These guys gonna be making close to what the rookies are making, uh, you know, in college at some point soon anyway.
But um, you know, the guy, you know, he loves Connecticut, he's from here, he always dreamed of playing here. Uh, he's got a chance to like.
Uh, you know, if we win this thing this week, uh, you know. He's got a chance to, you know, stake his claim to being like, the greatest, you know, UConn player. If he gets two, comes a lottery pick.
He's won the Big East, he'll have done it, done it all. But you know, I think he just likes, loves being on like a a real team. Because, you know, once you get to the N.BA, um, you know, things change.
It's a grown man world. And like, you know, the locker room and the commitment to, you know, I, I don't want to go. No, I mean, you're.
Right, though? No, you're right, I read an article where you said you talked about. It's like, Look, there's. It's hard for a lot of these guys because you know, the money's there and you can go to the NBA.
But your goal is to make a lot of these guys get to a point where they can have long NBA careers. Not just get drafted and make money, right? But you want these guys to be in the NB.A. for 10-15 years.
And I think that honesty is great. James Booknight You know, he was, uh, if you remember him from a couple years back, uh, that Covid year. I mean, he was, I mean, six, five, like the perfect, uh, modern basketball N.BA, you know, just that guy was a freak man. The athleticism, the scoring, I mean. He dropped 40 on Creighton during a regular season as a sophomore, Um, and and at the end of his sophomore year, he was a lottery pick.
I probably deep down inside knew he wasn't ready for that world. But, um, you know, I didn't see my obligation in that situation to say, Hey, listen, you. You may need some more more time on a college campus, you're not ready for that world. Um, and I think, James, you know, maybe not going to the, you know, to an organization, uh, that would hold them accountable, like we did at UConn. Like, you know, he probably needed to go to a more buttoned up place, like a Miami Heat or something like that, where where they're running a tight ship. But, you know, moving forward with these guys if I think they're making a mistake and I think they need more time in.
College I'm going to tell them I I should have a book. Yeah, yeah, Uconn has a, um, a pretty cool opportunity in front of them. You're going to a final four, obviously the women's team could be in the final four too, are you?
Do you talk to to Gino during the tournament? And are you guys checking in with each other? And like, how, how have you thought, have you guys talked about how cool that would be?
To both be in the final fours at the same time. Yeah, um, I talked to Gino all the time. Um, whether it's stopping over there and seeing him, or, uh, you know, or him, you know, just dropping a call or or a text. Uh, you know. Either way, the guy is like, you know, the smartest guy.
Uh, I mean, just like just a super brilliant guy, and um, he's been great to me from the start. You know, it's awkward for me with him and coach because, uh, they obviously don't, you know, they don't see eye to eye, um, him and coach Calhoun. But, uh, so I've got to kind of try to not let either guy, you know, see me. Uh, you know, to to buddy up to the other one, yeah, or else, you know, that could cause some some friction.
But you know what Gino's done, man, is like. They got like six scholarship players there in the Elite eight and Page Becker's. Uh, yeah, obviously. Um, you know, just to see her play, it's amazing. And, uh, you know, I know that she, you know, the Queen, wants her throne back, and and I know she's going to go hard for it.
Uh, you know, tomorrow night? Yeah, yeah. I mean, the the run that both the men's and women's team is on is awesome and there's nothing better. And I love that you call him coach.
Like, Calhoun is still coach, how many guys do you call coach? DJ? Um, my college coach.
I call my dad, my dad, I don't even know if I ever called him. I don't think I ever said anything. I don't think I ever said coach or that, uh, during those high school years with my father. Um, coach, yeah, just my college coaches, really, um.
And then those two that they're, you know, they're, they're Giants man. Coach Calhoun. He'll be in practice this week. Um, you know, he'll talk to the boys and he'll give them a a proper send-off. Uh, he'll bring them in a circle. uh, he'll rip, you know, he'll rip a couple guys.
He doesn't like the way they're playing. He'll rip them and then he'll tell them like, you know, it ain't enough. Basically, Yeah, you know, it ain't enough, man, you got to pick.
Yeah, um, all right. So I got one last question. This has been awesome as always. Coach, Uh, it's a rollback question. RHoBCK.com promo code.
Take 20 off your first purchase Q-Zips Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts, Rollback.com promo code Take. It's actually not a question, it's a statement. I don't know. So this run has been incredible. You've, you've.
You know, we still got two games left, not looking ahead, but it's been an incredible run. I want you to know, though. Probably the most incredible part of this run is Max, our producer, who's a diehard Villanova fan. You've taken all the fight out of him, you've taken all the fight out of him. He let you remember when you came into the studio last year and we were like, that's the guy who bet against you every single game this year.
He's like, he's just laying down, He just doesn't care, he can't, he can't fight anymore. I heard, Yeah, I listened to it, I listened.
To it, it was. It made me sad. Yeah, very sad. Just um, that that segment that you guys did after that Marquette game, yeah, where he was a bro. He's a broken man and broken fan, you know, and it was just sad.
Yeah, you know, yeah, you never want to see that for from your, you know, there's no feeling like loving your team and believing in your team. And for a man to have that, you know, ripped from his.
Hands. It's just it's sad, it's really sad. Max, It's so sad. I mean that, like when you think about it, think things that have happened in Max's life that are just like. The worst is is he just has to go back to your speech when you lost to Villanova. And then you better get us now because we're coming. Like, that was the start of the end of Max's life.
Max Hey Max, I would say this in Max's defense. I mean that those live conference wins tremendous, you know. What hurts them, though, is is, you know, the those Big five games are are just brutal games to have on your schedule. Yeah, I mean, six in the Big five. Well, they're tough games because you know, they're the they're the Super Bowl of all those low to mid majors and you know.
And for Villanova, when you're playing Carolina in the non-conference and all these big games, and then, um, and then you're getting ready for the Big East. You know, it's it's not as circled on your calendar and they're neutral. Yeah, or, you know, they're in weird places, and it's just, Uh, I I wonder if you asked, Uh, you know, I wonder if you asked those guys whether they like having those.
Big five games on their schedule that's tough. Is this making you, like, reignite your hatred a little bit? The fact that your bitter rival is is like, they're there and patting you on the head, it's.
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