They’re Coming For Your Guns And Here’s How They’ll Do It (Ep 1976)

It's all about public safety. They're not even hiding it anymore. They have a I hate step plans, but they have a two-step plan to make sure your guns are their guns. And now they're just openly talking about it for everyone to see, because they just don't.

The mask is off. I'm going to get to that today. An update on the Trump situation, the Democrats being absolutely full of crap, they're bringing up the don't say gay conspiracy theory again.

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I feel great I'm going to get to go out tonight, maybe have some adult sodas hang out with Paula. It is, yes, I've actually been in the gym again, lifting light. Don't worry, but I feel amazing. I got questions for Dan also coming up at the end of the show, big loaded show today.

So folks, they are closing in. You know? They've been saying for a while that the walls are closing in on Donald Trump. We'll get to that later, but the walls are really closing in on you.

Now, that is not a conspiracy theory, and that is not a laughing matter, folks. The lefties that run the government and the swampy Republicans that refuse to stop them are dangerously close to fully enacting their plan. To confiscate your guns and to make you a felon.

It's happening right under our noses.

They have a two-step plan. I hate the idea of steps because it makes you think it sounds like a class, doesn't it? We're going to go through in our neurophysiology class the multiple steps and the neurotransmitter cascade. No, no, no, this is very simple.

Their two-step plan couldn't be any easier to understand, and all you got to do is listen to their own words. To watch the plan in action, the two-step plan is this step one. Get a list of gun owners. You ever see the movie Red Dawn? A listener sent this to me once.

He said Dan, remember Red Dawn, when the Russians invade the United States and take over? How do they go and lock up all the troublemakers? They go to the local gun store and find out who bought the guns. You remember that?

Honestly, I saw the movie decades ago, I don't really remember much about it, but it's there. In order to make you a felon and to go and get them guns from you, they got to be sure they know who to get the guns from. They don't want to knock on every door, they only want to knock down the doors of the people who actually have the stuff they're looking for, just the guns.

So you need a list, step one, step two, the deuce. They need a reason to go and get the guns and turn you into a criminal and a felon right away. But what if you've never broken the law?

That's okay, Joe. They'll do this crazy thing, they'll change the law. oh, change the law, so I can't buy guns in the future. No, no, no, no.

But this is the law change that really should be tattooed in your cerebral cortex. They're going to change the law retroactively, meaning for the liberals listening that anybody who already has a gun is going to be a felon. By the nature of obeying the law in the past, that is now not the law now, it's not good enough for them to restrict access to guns in the future.

Why? Anybody know why?

Because there's already hundreds of millions of guns out there they want to confiscate, so what good does it do to stop them from you getting guns? In the future? They'll try that, don't get me wrong.

Hmm, but that's secondary. The guns are already out there, they got to get those too. How do you do it?

These people bought their guns legally. You just change the law retroactively. Just hang with me.

Let's go to this first. Here's Matt Gaetz, congressman from Florida, Republican, up on Capitol Hill yesterday. There was a hearing yesterday and they pulled up a bunch of specialists on the firearm issue. Democrats had their own gun grabbers up there as well, and Matt Gaetz. This was a hearing yesterday. And what came up were two critical things about guns, which are the two components of their plan to make you a felon and get your guns.

OK, number one put you on the list, number two make you a felon. How do they put you on a list? Well, one of the ways they put you on a list is by going to gun dealers called FFLS federal and making sure any records they have of a gun transaction are turned over to them.

So Matt Gaetz brings up two things here, he brings up the ATF taking. I believe against the law. They're not allowed to get a gun list going, taking the records to put you on a list. And then they address this arm brace ban to arm brace on arm braces on firearms as well. Listen to this. We'll go over the two step plan coming up right after this. Check this out.

It means you're more likely to be locked in your homes, deprived of your freedoms, less healthy, less safe, less secure, and less able to live a truly American life. So know this, when the left talks about this as a public health emergency, get ready to see those enhanced authorities abused by the ATF and Mr. Chairman. It is my sincere hope that in the very near future we will have those very folks from the ATF here.

And I intend to be utilizing the new rules that we have in the House of Representatives to offer amendments to the Appropriations Act. To zero out their salaries for breaking the law and abusing the liberties of our fellow Americans.

And he's talking about Cory Bush, that's who he's talking about, the squad member and their use now. Not coincidentally, Joe of the Public health Emergency verbiage when discussing guns Oh, what else happened in the last public health emergency?

We got the authority to jam a needle into people's arms and tell them their bodies aren't theirs yet. We told them they'd have to put a face diaper on their face, or else they'd have to put a passport on their phone. To engage in their freedom association and freedom of religion. And ladies and gentlemen, let's be honest, not you in the audience, but people just took it, people took it.

So now, in that five minute exchange, Matt Gates, he just shreds these people on the list. That the ATF is now taking people's gun records and compiling a de facto list of gun owners, that's a fact. While changing the law on arm braces, arm braces were perfectly legal for years to purchase. If you put an arm brace on a pistol, you may have some issue with your shoulders, you may have some physical disability.

You can velcro the arm brace to your arm, and you can fire the firearm with one hand. These were perfectly legal now, all of a sudden, despite the fact, guys, that there's tens of millions of these things out there. The ATF is now saying, Oh, you got one of those really well, you better destroy it or turn it into the ATF, or else you're a felon.

They can't do that, really. Here's Congressman Jim Jordan talking about exactly that step two of the plan. Get the list.

Declare a public health emergency. So that we got to get these people off the streets, these are violent insurrectionists. They have guns, go get them. Oh, and by the way, do they have arm braces, too?

Definitely get them now. Here's Jim Jordan on this issue.

What are you, a felon? a felon, a felon for? Something 10 years ago, they said, was just fine that you build a business on, and the business started because you wanted to help. A man who put the uniform of his country on his back and served our country and was injured.

And now they're going to put you out of business and make people felons. Don't worry. Everytown, USA this. Mr. Wilcox has been working with our government to implement this to target Second Amendment people, Americans who support the Second Amendment. Such a deal.

Such a deal. That's why we need legislation to say this rule does we need to pass that? Like, that's what we do need to pass into law now, based on what has happened with this organization.

Get a gun list of all the gun owners, collect the records from the ATF.

Get them from gun owners. Make sure the gun owners go out of business. If they don't go out of business, make sure you have another way to get the list. How would you do that? How would you guys know if someone bought a firearm at a federal firearms licensee?

There's a couple of ways to do it. Number one, you can put them out of business and get their records, or keep their paper records. Or you could just go to the credit card companies and say, Hey, did you guys have records of guy buying a firearm at Lotus Gunworks? Oh, you do, interesting, but you'd need a way to categorize those.

We'll get to that in a second, too. But Jordan brings up a critical point about this new arm brace rule, this arm brace rule, which is being applied retroactively.

Unquestionably unconstitutional, says If you legally bought a firearm, a pistol with an arm brace, legally bought it, and you don't now destroy it, you're a felon. What's the plan here with that specific rule? You guys and ladies are great at this, you've been at this. Many of you as activists longer than I have. Some of you have been involved in this movement decades. Certainly for the Second Amendment protection God-given Rights movement, right?

God-given right to protect yourself. Why do you think now the Biden team and these lefty gun grabber groups are looking to make?

Whatever it may be, whatever it may be, the disconnector, the arm brace features retroactively illegal. Why?

Because if this is allowed to stand on the arm braces, folks, they will never stop there.

Joe 817 What is it? March 24th? Yeah, hey, flag it. please flag it, brother, we got it.

We got it. Watch. If this arm brace unconstitutional edict, it's an edict that he's a monarch. Biden and the ATF, if this is allowed to stand unquestionably unconstitutional, watch what happens next.

Triggers, binary triggers. Oh, you have one of those, Joe. you bought one five years ago. Yeah, it was legal. I just bought a binary trigger.

I bought a binary.

What does that say? Felon? What do you mean? What do you mean, felon? What are you talking about?

They're going to put out so many rules on guns retroactively applied that Joe, who doesn't spend his entire day checking on the new ATF gun rules, right? What is Joe? Joe's actually working on the show and content and things we do even after the show? They're going to make it so complex and hard to understand that everyone's going to be a felon soon. That's the intent.

Two-step plan Get the list, Public Health emergency to use the list and make you a felon. Watch as they progressively add features of every firearm out there to the list. Now, what? The ATF can't hoover up in business records? And we covered this the other day. So forgive me for not going into step one in too much detail, but I got a lot to get to today.

There's a lot of news out there.

I was on a podcast a few days ago, maybe a week ago. The ATF is eagerly trying to put FFLs out of business, making it impossible for them to keep their business open.

There's another edict out there that if a FFL closes, the records of the transactions are turned over to the ATF. So you get what they're doing. They want the records for the list, you understand they need that, but the thing is, the list won't be comprehensive. Because going forward, if a business manages to stay in business and stay in a red state where firearms sell particularly well, right? They still need a way to track ongoing sales. Oh, look at this.

WASHINGTON TimEs Valerie Richardson Credit cards caught in the political crosshairs over tracking firearms purchases. So weird how? Democrat Attorneys general. 14 of them are calling on Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and Amex to stick to their original plan. To implement a merchant category code for credit and debit card sales at gun shops. Now, the code was paused because 24 Republican state prosecutors, good men and women, said, Ah, that sounds like you're trying to put together a list using credit card companies, doesn't it? Why do they want this so badly? Well, again, just listen to their own words, daddy-o.

Put together a list Make you a felon. Here's Pocahontas fake Indian Elizabeth Warren. She actually issued a statement, she said, and it's in the piece. You can read this in my newsletter, Bongino.com Slash newsletter if you want to sign up. Financial institutions and payment networks such as Visa, Amex, and Mastercard can and should do everything they can to help law enforcement. Ah, listen. Prevent some mass shootings by identifying suspicious gun purchases through the implementation of this new code.

You believe that, you really believe that they're in this to prevent mass shootings, ladies and gentlemen, they're in this to get a list.

And the next public health emergency they can declare, which would be, what a couple of mass shootings. Oh, now it's a tying all together. It all making sense. Now, God forbid, there are more, but they'll have some say, mass shooting, maybe something.

I hope it doesn't, I mean, obviously. But some crazy person who would have gotten a gun regardless of the law. Some criminal who preys on unarmed people right in in ridiculous, uh, no gun zones or whatever you call them, fire, firearm free fantasy lands.

Watch over if there's a if, God forbid, there's another mass shooting or some mass shootings that happen, they will declare a public health emergency. That list, and those firearm lists from the credit card companies, will go right to the ATF. And if you happen to have a feature on a gun you bought legally that they've now declared illegal, you're going to find yourself in handcuffs.

Please stop, too. If you're a lefty telling me a conspiracy theory, it's a conspiracy theory. Okay, every one of my conspiracy theories is now true. I'm actually out of them.

I'll give you an update on that coming up, too. Just one quick video I want to show you here. Here's Cori Bush, leftist communist member of the squad. Uh, probably the dumbest member of the squad. It's the lady who says, Uh, we should defund the police while paying exorbitant amounts of money for private security. Here she is again telling you exactly the plan.

Get the list. Declare a public health emergency, Make you a felon, Take away your guns. Here she is specifically on the public health emergency. Listen to yourself. Our work is about saving people's lives. We will not succumb to the nihilist, insurrectionist view of the Second Amendment.

We will not allow the apologists for gun violence to win. We will double down on a public health response to the public health emergency that is gun violence in our country. And together, we will end this crisis once and for all. Just just listen, just listen to them, Elizabeth Warren.

We need a list from the credit card companies who's buying guns because we got to prevent mass shootings. By the way, most of these people buy guns either. Uh, most of them will get their guns illegally, if, if, if, if, if they can't get them legally because criminals don't obey the law. Okay, so get a list through the credit cards, uh, tie it to mass shootings, declare a public emergency.

Like, Cori, Bush just said, Go make sure you get the guns from everyone else who bought guns legally, who've now made felons. They, they, they're telling you what they're going to do, they're not hiding it. An argument broke outdoor in that, by the way, he's like the dumbest member of the squad. Come on.

No, no, I'm serious, but dumber than AOC, Yes, definitely dumber than AOC.

Now the bar is very low, definitely dumber than AOC, she doesn't even understand AOC has got some mild political skills. Not Cori Bush. Cori Bush is just an idiot.

Defund the police, but you have private security, and then she goes on to lecture our voters how she's more important than them and needs private security. What an idiot.

Oh boy, all right, let me get to my second sponsor. And then I got one more. UH, representative, Tom Tiffany, asking the gun grabber at the UH at the hearing What happens if people lie on the gun background check form?

The guy's like, Yeah, they definitely go to, you know, they go to jail, and, uh, you know, same thing. It's 15 years. But Tiffany has an interesting response This is classic, uh, folks. This show also brought to you by Helix.

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You'll be bubbling with energy, too. Like I am today. We're at the end of the hearing. I'll leave you with this one. This is a Republican congressman. Tom Tiffany. Good man? He asks the gun grabber there. Hey, listen, what happens if you lie in your background check form?

And you know, you're asked if you're a drug user and you lie or rely about other things. What happens exactly? And you need to stay tuned for the response because it's terrific. Check this out.

Go ahead, continue.

I understand why you do not want Mr. Wilcox to answer that question. It's very clear why you don't want, because there's a dual system of justice in America. That's what's going on right now, and everybody's talking about it across America.

There's two standards of justice that are that are going on.

So a million and a half people may not have seen that. Just saw it because of you idiots in the House on the Democrat side trying to shut it down. So good job, morons, everybody knows exactly what you're doing.

Folks, the plan is real. Get a list.

Declare a public health emergency after some godawful shooting that you had nothing to do with.

Use that public health emergency then to declare new features of a firearm retroactively illegal. Get a knock on your door, folks Democrats are absolutely full of.

That's right, I couldn't think of a better way to describe this next segment if there was.

Democrats are full of it, They're full of it all the time. They're shameless, grotesque, disgusting liars. And why is the lying permitted? I mean, shameless lying, shameless lying.

Why is it permitted? It's permitted because Democrats have zero fear whatsoever of the media or fact checkers calling them out for blatant lies. If a Democrat were to tell you, you know that that water's not wet, I promise you nobody in the media will challenge him on it, neither will fact checkers. Now, if a Republican says water is wet, they will get.

What do they get? They'll get a missing context. Well, it's wet, but the degree of wet was not addressed in his statement, Therefore, it's missing context. That's why people laugh at fact checkers, openly mock them and think they're lower. You know, the lowest form of human life on planet, even beneath on the planet, even beneath journalists.

Here's what I mean, here's Hakeem Jeffries yesterday. I mean, a shameless buffoon, an embarrassment to humankind. I mean, really, if aliens came to planet Earth? You have two major parties in the United States. here's the leader of one of them in the House.

They're like, Really, you know what they say, Joe? This isn't worth an invasion. These people are too dumb. And so Hakeem Jeffries may be a benefit to us.

Here's Hakeem Jeffries disgracing himself yesterday and the Democrats, no fear of fact checkers at all, claiming that. The new Republican Parental Rights bill, which very simply gives you parental rights to see what your kids are being taught. Here's Hakeem Jeffries claiming that that somehow bans teaching about the Holocaust. This is an absolute, 100 percent blatant lie.

He's just making up here. Listen yourself. Extreme MAGA Republicans don't want the children of America to learn about the Holocaust. O.K. where do you get that from, Dan?

His ass, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know.

Maybe I don't know, he just made it up. Oh well, why did nobody stop him?

Because he's a Democrat, nobody ever stops Democrats. Democrats get to say whatever they want, whenever they want. That is a total lie, but I'll tell you what.

I will give Hakeem jeffries. someone want to send this to him? cut this clip. if you would, I will give Hakeem jeffries.

Actually, he's not allowed to take this, he's a member of Congress to his favorite charity, $10,000 if he can point to me. An incident where some teacher in the United States was arrested for teaching about the Holocaust. OK, fair deal.

You want to raise money for charity, right? I'll cut a check to your favorite charity. If you can produce to me evidence someone was arrested for violating this, this, you're not allowed to talk about the Holocaust law. Can you do that? I'd like to see the arrest report.

OK, Joe, Ok, good, that's 30, that's 30 grand, that's, that's a big deal.

I meant 20 bucks. Hakeem Jeffries, who should really care about charity? He's got a big opportunity here, big up, I mean, he said it.

He said it on the House floor, right? Yeah, now it doesn't matter, of course, what amount of money we offer, because it's ridiculous. And he made it up. But Democrats are lying.

They're lying because they're terrified. That. This new Republican parental rights bill will give you some visibility into what they're doing to your kids and what your kids are learning. And the Democrats goal is to destroy your kids, to destroy your kids and divide them from the parents. Because that's the best way to enact their new socialist future in a socialist future. You can't have people being tied to values that come from the family and God. Why? come on, you know the answer?

You already know, because they conflict with the power of the state, God and family, and religion is a conflict with the state, period, that's why the Democrats hate God, family and religion. So, the best way to divide the kids from the parents, so they don't get any family values is to tell the kids things and to hide them from their parents. And say, your parents are old fogies, they don't understand.

Wink nod, winky nod.

That's why they're terrified about the bill in Florida, which prevents kids from being in school and having inappropriate sexual conversations with teachers. Now, Democrats, of course, have lied blatantly about this and framed this as a don't say gay bill. Again, if you could produce to me anyone who's been arrested for saying the word gay in the classroom, I'd love to see that too. You can't because you're a liar. But this is the exact same reason sick, deranged Democrats are obsessed with discussing their sex lives with your kids.

Stay tuned. I got more on that in a second. Including a California senator, state senator, who again seems obsessed with talking to Florida kids about his sex life. It's the weirdest thing.

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Go today, don't wait before it's too late. All right back to the show. So not only are the Democrats obsessed with fighting this parental rights bill. So you don't see what they're teaching your kids, they're teaching your kids to hate one another. Based on race using CRT.

Division's their thing. They've got to separate the kids from the family because the family conflicts with the state. The state is everything to the statists, that's why they're a statist. They also need to sexualize your kids.

They are obsessed with talking about sex to your kids because they know they're not ready for it. And they know that the kids will then be confused. And when the confusion sets in, what's the response from the leftist? Joe? The response is, I know you're confused, talk to me. I'm a representative of the state.

Talk to my parents, Oh no, they don't, they don't understand, they don't understand what are they like?

The Cleavers warden, You know, ward, remember the Bieber, leave it to Bieber.

Look at those old fogies, what are they? the Brady's? You can't talk to them, they don't know anything.

Talk to us. This is what I'm talking about. Yesterday, I saw this life loser Senator Scott Wiener in California. He's California's state senator. This guy is obsessed with talking to Florida kids.

Dan, he's in California, I don't get it either. He's obsessed with talking to Florida kids about sex and his sex life. Here he was yesterday. Keep in mind, this guy's from California.

DESantis said Don't say gay. It was only for kindergarten through third grade, which was a lie. They're now making it explicit. Teachers, quote, shall not intentionally provide classroom instruction to students in grades four through 12 on sexual orientation or gender identity. Great.

Yes, why the hell are you the reading, writing, arithmetic guys? Why are you talking to my kid about your sex lives, sexual orientation, gender identity? What business is that of yours? It's funny how he posts this, guys like this is a bad thing.

Teachers are going to be like, insane people, Oh my gosh, teachers can't talk about sex. Holy Moly, this is terrible. It doesn't even say that.

This is a great thing. But Wiener is obsessed in California about talking to kids in Florida about his sex life and others. Weird, why you think?

You think, folks, listen to me, guys like Wiener here are completely unaware. Here's the good news. Yesterday's show was a little dark.

I can tell ratings were a little down on yesterday, not the ratings, the viewership. I can tell it was a little dark.

It was a good show, though it was worth your time.

I'm telling you the good news here, and I don't say this to intentionally kind of hurt your signal. Change the tide. I say it because I mean it. I'm going to show you the proof here in a second. I'm telling you, the culture is shifting.

People like Wiener don't see it because they're too blind, they've got blackout glasses on, they can't. They're entirely unable. Just like Twinkies is unable to see the political ramifications of his attack on Trump, they are entirely unable because of TDS and what Trump did to them.

He broke them all to see this. But there is a cultural shift happening. Okay, Dan? Produce the evidence here. The blaze. Multiple National Hockey League teams have opted out of Pride Night jerseys as resistance grows despite the media pressure.

You want to show up at a hockey game with your Pride jersey on? Do your thing. A lot of these NHL teams are saying, No, we're not doing it, you guys do your own thing, right?

Another story breaking yesterday at a Stanford Remember the Stanford debacle? Judge Duncan, appointed by Donald Trump, went to go speak at Stanford Law School. The students started crapping in their diapers, losing their minds, screaming and yelling.

The DEI lady came in and gave a big, long lecture about canceling people, or what she claims is not canceling people. In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, which I found hilarious, well, Stanford issued a lengthy statement, a lengthy statement, which let me tell you something I was stunned, I was stunned to read.

Talking about how you're now going to have to take a course on free speech, defending free speech. I would have worded it a little more harshly, I would have been some penalties for people.

But tell me that's not evidence of a shift happening, folks, I'm telling you, it's happening right now. Ron DeSantis, who enacted this law against indoctrinating kids about sex in schools, really hurt him in Florida. Joe, he got crushed in the rear.

Oh, that's right, he didn't. He won by 20 points.

While Wiener, out in California, is obsessed with trying to teach parents. That elected Ron DeSantis by 20 points in Florida, talking to their kids in Florida about his sex life in California.

Good luck guys, keep it up this, we're going to teach your kids about sex and all this other stuff. It's going over real well.

I have a conspiracy theory update for you, by the way, we're running out of conspiracy theories. So, just like in The Joe, you flagged that right in the beginning of the show. Yes, I did, Dan, Yep.

So in the beginning of the show, just to be on the record, it is, I am absolutely sure of it. Some leftist clown fact checker will try to fact check this show and say, Dan Bojito promoting conspiracy theory about them coming to your house to steal your guns, please do so. I can mark that on my other list. I need a conspiracy theory update.

Here's the latest one. So we told you that the Biden administration was looking to ban gas stoves, because why? Because they're communists and they hate the idea that you can actually cook food. So, of course. USA Today fact check.

False claim.

Conspiracy theory Update The fact checkers go down again. Episode number What? Four thousand, one thousand, four hundred?

OK, thank you. Is that an exact number? Yes, he's got it, he's running out of paper.

He says, one thousand, four hundred, twenty two, he says. Queue up. Biden administration cabinet official Jennifer Granholm, admitting that they're looking to ban some gas stoves.

She's referring to the World Economic Forum.

Calls it a great, great reset conspiracy theory. So we just went to the left's favorite book site, Amazon, and pulled up Kovat 19 The Great Reset. The book written by Klaus Schwab, who happens to run the World Economic Forum.

It's so easy, so easy. I wish I could sing like Joe. It's just so easy. It's just so easy. With these idiots. Every single time you are, you know, the the fact-checkers call it a conspiracy theory.

You're almost guaranteed it's in fact true. And they just don't want you to hear about a story they're coming for. Your guns is next, they don't want you to hear that. So they'll declare that a conspiracy theory, too, until they show up at your door knocking, then we'll have another conspiracy theory update.

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Tom Elliott at Grabien He does a great job out there, he has a little montage. Remember, I told you in the beginning, the walls really are closing in on you and your firearm rights in the country. If we don't get the right people in there in 2024 to change your ship around, right balls really are closing in. However, I find it hilarious how the walls are always closing in on Donald Trump, until until they're not here.

Take a look at this. The walls feel like they're closing in, but as the walls close in around, the president, Donald Trump feels the walls closing in. That thing. This is a guy who.

The walls are closing, closing in, closing, closing in, closing in on. it's closing in. The walls are closing in on President Donald Trump. He's not looking forward to any of it, He's horrified, he's just talking big.

The walls are closing in, as the as has been said before. I see you and I are laughing, Joe, because, as you well know, you're in on the whole pre-show stuff. I seriously debated cutting this short because it's a minute 20, which is like, right? But every second of it is just go the wall, the wall, at the wall, the wall. It's like a talking point went out seven years ago about Donald Trump that the walls were and they just can't.

They've physiologically cannot stop saying it wall-to-wall. Now the walls are closing in so bad that, as you can see a market watch, certainly no, right? Leaning out that Trump grand jury was postponed again yesterday, what does it mean? I told you what it meant yesterday, I'm not gonna go through it again today.

It means their case sucks, period. End the story. It's amazing how the walls keep closing in, and yet the walls aren't actually closing in. It's almost like Geese favorite movie Star Wars.

Remember the walls closing in and then they just get out. If every time you watch the movie, they get out because it happened in the movie. That's Trump, and by the way, they're closing in so well. The walls that. Donald Trump's polls have now exploded, as you can see from the Daily Caller, Trump jumps in polls as the Santa's six. Great job, good job, lives, you got him.

Now the walls are closing in.

Got him by the walls, they got him by the walls, just by the wall. Well, it's so stupid, man, they were so dumb, all right.

A couple of things just to keep your eyes on clay. He just jumped to the NPR CNBC story. Please, if you want, I want to get to the questions, folks, just keep your eyes in the story. A serious note over the weekend, please don't miss my Fox show.

By the way, tomorrow night I've got a monologue, we can put it together all week. I, I know I say it all, but at least one of our best it is. He's laughing, cuz it, no, no, it is like a we lay out the case.

Every single thing. They accused Donald Trump of doing everything, causing an economic crisis, a world war, fascism, the police state, we are gonna make the case. In the monologue, every single thing they accuse him of doing, they're doing with receipts. Don't miss it, set your DVR, please watch.

Explain why it's important in a later show, too. If you wouldn't mind, help us out there. Unfiltered, 9 o'clock 9 p.

M Saturday night check that out, but keep your eyes on these stories on the weekend. I'll obviously have an update for you on the Fox Show or on the Monday Show here. Folks, this drug shortage situation is getting really serious.

I said to you in yesterday's show that the recipe for societal unrest is economic disaster, combined with a lack of faith in institutions to protect you. Police fire elsewhere. Well, I'll add a third one. Combine that with drug shortages, where people can't stay alive, cancer drugs, and elsewhere. You got yourself a problem. Keep your eye on this story.

Here's another one, as predicted. Sadly, I wish I was wrong, I wish I was wrong in capital.

Wish I told you more banks were in trouble, folks. This is from just this morning. Now. Futures drop more than 300 points as Deutsche Bank sparks concerns over global banking system Deutsche Bank. To keep your eyes on this story, this is not over all right.

It's time for questions for Dan. Hey Dan at Miss Miriam. I plan on leaving California when I retire. My question to you is, should I move that retirement date up and leave asap? Listen, I don't know your circumstances, but if I were you and had the ability to leave and it didn't cause some catastrophic economic situation, I would get out. Yesterday, not today. The longer you stay there, the worse it's gonna get.

This Alvin Bragg twinkie situation should be the nail in that coffin. Next question Hey Dan, this is from at Lane's Whoa. Now that it's clear a downturn, the economy's begun, how do you see 2024 playing out as the U.S officially enters a recession?

Unemployment skyrockets. Will people blame the rich and vote them in mass, hoping for more stimulus checks? This is my fear. That's a brilliant point, Lanes.

Well, I know a lot of you, it's really brilliant. He's obviously a student of I don't know who that is. When you say, when you see these economics collapse, collapses. In the past, it's always assumed that, yes, it's not going to benefit the deep state. If the deep state caused it, like they're causing this economic collapse, don't be so sure.

You've had people who rose, rose into prominence Williams, Jennings, William, Jennings, Bryan and others. You know, FDR's Green big, new, big deal, excuse me, new deal and the green new deal. Now. The big deal is that the Democrats are very skilled at blaming every single economic collapse on, you know, fat cats, greedy businesses. When they're in fact, the government's been behind base, basically every major economic collapse in human history. So I don't know how it's gonna play out.

We'll have to see, but I think with social media and conservative media, we have a better met ability to get the message out now. Hey Dan at Darcy Higgins, should the?

O.J. etc. For the trash can of corruption. Yes, yes, if a Republican president gets in there and we win the Senate, the House, the FISA court should be gone, gone.

Immediately FISA Court. You want to get a spy on people, get a warrant. It's called the Constitution should read it sometime. Hey Dan, what was your first car? Do you still have it at NDP?

No, I don't have it. It was a Ford.

Man, was that car a piece of garbage? Holy Moses? We bought it with 3,000 miles from the people at Mount Carmel cemetery, where I used to work, my mom used to work too.

My mother answered the phones there and the car was such garbage with it. I don't, I don't know. I think we put 60,000 miles on. The car thing was in the shop every two weeks, but what was I gonna do?

The car used to break down as I was going to school. It was just terrible. I so many bad memories. That car was white, they dan at Grampy.

It's a good question if they're going through what you went.

Rumble wargame similar scenarios. In other words, making yourself uncancellable. Listen, a couple things on this. I talk about Parlor in my new book, The Gift of Failure. It's. You can pre-order it now, it's coming out and hopefully within the next few months.

But the real story about Parlor never really got out there. And to this day, it still bothers me because I still see people commenting about it who have really no idea at all what happened. But yes, when I decided to join on with Rumble, rumble, we have rumble. We have our own servers, we don't use AWS. We fortified the system pretty much soup to nuts payment processing, so yeah, we learned.

I learned a lot. I mean, I don't have management authority at Rumble, but I've certainly made, made, made those incidents and talked about what happened.

They've done things differently. Hey, Dan, got 81. Wa don't know what it means, just reading the handle, Hey Dan. When you talk about the Biden administration coming after the middle class, what the heck does that mean for us, paycheck to paycheck people who are busting our butts? What it means is what does being?

What would hurt you in the middle class? And how is the Biden administration doing? They want to hike your taxes? Oh no, no, Dan, they're talking about hiking business taxes. Who pays businesses?

You, you're just gonna pay more. They're promoting a 6.8 trillion dollar budget that's gonna blow up inflation. Which means whatever you're buying now, you'll be able to buy less tomorrow, the next day and next year. They want to further consolidate control over government health care with price controls. Which you're gonna rip medicines out of your hands which are already short and they want to take away your ability to see what your kids learning in school as they sexualize your kids. Not trying to sound like a. But that's how they're coming after you in a kind of small way. Your money, your kids and your health care. They want to take everything from you. Hey Dan, a flyer. Sam, 33. How many twinkies a day does Twinkies eat?

You have an over-under? my, yeah, good question. Uh, Joe, my over-under is probably six. To maintain that kind of body weight. What do you think? Yeah, I was going to go seven, Dan.

Yeah, seven, he.

For what he's like, he's in a salty mood today, he says. For what if I say nine? he doesn't? he's like.

I'm done with you idiots. Hey Dan, what do you do to decompress from talking about politics all week at J. Kingston 1987? Is this the last question? second one?

We'll have to do a different version of the show for that. Moving on, Hey Dan, huge fan here, your podcast is the highlight of my day. How can I get you to come to Lubbock, Texas, for your book tour? At Spoon Girl, Spoon Girl? We are putting together this tour, we will definitely consider it. We're just trying.

Appreciate it. Thank you very much for asking that. We'll see. I'll give you the dates and times and locations coming up soon. Also, if you want to pre-order the book. I have not been pushing it a lot. I probably should.

I'm the worst person to market even my own stuff. The book is called The Gift of Failure. It's coming out. you can pre-order it right now wherever you get your books. I just finished up another edition to it last night.

A preface? I think the story's about me and some of my horrible failures, parlors in there, the secret, some of the stuff I did wrong and a moment in the NYPD which changed me. You're really gonna fascinate. You should pick up the books called The Gift of Failure, on pre-order. I'd really appreciate it.

Also check out the show Tomorrow Night Unfiltered, 9 p.

M The Fox News Channel. Don't miss it. Everything they're accusing Trump of, they're doing themselves. I'll see you all back here on Monday.

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