#2125 - Kurt Metzger
2024-03-26 02:55:31
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What's going on, buddy? Good to see you. It's fun to see you last night, too.
Wait, are we on yet? Yes. Oh, that's great that we opened up right on...
Right on you, Puffin.
Last night was fun.
Oh, my God, dude.
How funny was the towel, dude?
I was remembering today that he said that Deliverance was his Barbie.
He said, so many asides like that. There were so many... You know, Tony said something really funny. He said, you watch him, you die laughing. And then afterwards, you can't remember anything he said.
No, that's right. And then I start to have recall. It's like I got abducted and then the memories come back. So when I woke up, I was laughing because I remembered he said... He goes, I need to get a root canal.
But I couldn't get it, guys. I couldn't get a root canal because I was in Oklahoma. You know, every life is sacred. Did you ever have a back alley root canal?
He was just.
. Everything about him was just so silly and so casual. It was very, very... And when he pulls out the recorder and starts playing that little flute thing.
Yeah, he learned to do that over the pandemic. He learned to play recorder.
The fact that he uses a flip phone. for real. I guess he has. You want some coffee? Yeah.
I guess he has an iPhone that he uses for social media.
I always want to send him shit and I can't because he's.
. I guess he's taking the calls on the flip phone. Yeah.
Yeah, he prefers to be out with the flip phone.
Does he work for Masaad?
I think he prefers to be with the flip phone. But I think he's right. I think he's right. I think if you have a cell phone that's connected to the internet, a smartphone, but you don't use it that often, every now and then you check it, that's probably the way to go.
You know, of course he's right. Everybody has North Korea in their pocket at all times.
Yeah, you really do. Our government, their government, everybody's government.
You better hope it's multiple governments. so there's at least some competition for your data, and it's not just one monopoly has all your data.
Right. How much have you paid attention to the TikTok thing? When they're trying to do this? ban on TikTok.
Too much because we covered it.
It's because.
. Well, here's what it's... Besides controlling and being able to take shit down whenever they want and doing...
Which is a real problem.
Yeah, we are China, by the way. I don't know if people think we're not China, but we are China. But now the real push was coming because of Israel. Not because of, you know, all the Hamas videos or whatever, but Israelis post shit. TikTok censors people.
TikTok's not like a free speech, something platform. Right. So the shit Israeli soldiers are posting themselves is getting out. And what happens is the kids are on TikTok and, you know, it hasn't been 1944 forever. It's been pretty woke here.
So now that's clashing, seeing this shit that, you know, remember, Osama bin Laden made a huge comeback, like about, I don't know, how many months ago?
Oh, right, right, right.
People just discovered his letters.
God, he makes sense.
I think he's an industry plant.
So what are these Israeli soldiers putting up on TikTok?
Well, all the war crimes that they do. No. Look, I want to make this clear to everyone. I would never listen to an Arab. Okay, so I want you to understand that.
I would never believe a Muslim about nothing. You don't have to ever do that. Look at, not America, what they tell you. Israeli news, Israeli politicians, their ambassadors, when they come here and talk, listen to what they say. Because that's what I unfortunately did and it was quite disturbing.
And what's even more disturbing is when I tell my friends here in America, they go, yeah, no, it's war. Nagasaki, Hiroshima, right? You've heard the old Nagasaki, Hiroshima?
Yeah, the old Kid Rock combo.
Yeah, the old Kid Rock. Dresden. Okay, this is like how naive I am.
Jimmy was putting up, because I could see the stories ready, loading up for the, whatever, the next segment. I see. Israeli ambassador in the UK, Dresden. So what I think it's going to be is she's going, how dare you compare what we're doing to Dresden? We're defending ourselves.
Okay, that's what I think, you know, what a normal human would do is go, I would never want to say Dresden is okay. Did you ever read Slaughterhouse, Kurt Vonnegut? We'd read the book in school because he was at Dresden, Kurt Vonnegut. And it was a deliberate terror attack that we did with, this is just established history. It's a crime, but, you know, we're fighting the Nazis, et cetera.
So, and we won. So, okay, that's how I thought we looked at it. Like, it was a terrible crime, but she goes, yeah, you know, Dresden, we got to do Dresden.
Explain Dresden, what took place at Dresden for people who might not know.
I don't remember what city it was. We firebombed them.
Firebombed the entire city. Yeah, indiscriminately killed everybody.
No, no, no, not indiscriminately. On purpose, targeted civilians to break their spirit. But keep in mind, Dresden, as much of a, it's a crime, but that was like the war is going on and on. So then they started doing shit like Dresden.
Evil shit.
We didn't do. Hiroshima week two of the war.
Right, right. Was Dresden, why was Dresden so heavily bombed?
This is all known to.
The punishing three-day Allied bombing attack, intended to force a German surrender, leveled the city and left tens of thousands dead.
And probably more than that, by the way. Look, I thought everybody knew it was a war crime, and actually everybody did know up until, like, you know, people thought natural immunity was a thing until a couple years ago. Yeah. This is one of those. So I'm disturbed by that.
So she was essentially saying we have to commit a war crime.
Right.
Or we're doing a war crime.
Because in her brain, it's 1944 all day. Noam from The Cellar pointed out this mindset. And it's very insightful, because not 1948 when you got Israel established. It's 44 right after this shit happened, and you're real mad. They live in 1940.
But we lived in wokey times. So the clash between the cultures. Every time I hear an Israeli official or military person or fucking BB speak, it sounds like someone's embarrassing immigrant parent that doesn't know, not to say gay slurs here in America. Every time. So, again, I do not support Hamas or any Arab or Muslim.
I hope I make it clear. I'm one of the good people. And, like the good people, I yearn for us to go back and fight them. You remember back when that was our enemy, when we knew what was what? Before we went to all this cuckoo caca?
I hope we go back to those days. In fact, while I was liberal, I'd also hope that the Obama times, they were still great.
The times of a less confusing enemy. Yeah, it was more clearly established what was going on.
Dave Smith knows shit, by the way. You probably had him recently, right?
No, Dave's the best at it.
I'm very proud of Dave, consistently, because he really knows his shit.
He doesn't talk about things unless he knows his things. And he goes very, very deep into subjects. He doesn't talk out of his ass at all.
No, not at all, dude.
He goes very, very deep into subjects. Really gets an understanding of them. And then fucking debates people. And really knows what he's talking about. He actually contributes to these conversations in a very, very meaningful way.
I know him a long time, dude. I'm very impressed with him right now.
He's very impressive. He's very impressive. And he's hilarious, too. It's like he's both things. Hilarious comic and a very impressive person.
Did you see on Piers Morgan?
Yeah, I did see that.
So my buddy Gary from Erotic went on Piers Morgan with.
. I can't remember the other guy. The Critical Drinker. And then these two chicks from... What was English?
And it was on Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan is getting the YouTube talent pool of whatever to come on and debate these topics. Like he discovered all this. And it's like, are the Oscars over? Or are the Oscars irrelevant?
And I cannot wait to ask Gary about it. Because the question, he like... How come Barbie didn't win an Oscar? Was actually like a topic. And, like you said, you mentioned, like an international news show.
To figure out why Barbie?
That's incredible.
Imagine being upset.
How come Oppenheimer got it?
Yeah.
Listen, even if it was like really good, it's a Barbie movie. You know, Batman, Dark Knight, Heath Ledger, he's the reason that won. Just his performance.
Right.
Maybe you can say that for Barbie.
That's a pretty fucking good movie. That's a different kind of movie, though. That's a dystopian movie about crime-ridden city. Barbie? Barbie's fun.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Barbie was crime-ridden city. Like, oh, it's a good show.
But how could you compare the two movies? I mean, Oppenheimer's, a movie that people will be watching decades from now.
I'll tell you how. You check the algorithms and you see what topics are trending. And you put them together like you're a fucking AI. And you make a TV program out of that horse shit. And you discuss it as if it's a thing.
Can you imagine? You must be doing so well in life. If, like, that's one of your issues about like who got subbed at the Oscars at all. I looked at it.
And how did Barbie not get it? That's such a big thought.
If you're just passionate about the Oscars, I think you're an idiot.
Right.
But if Barbie got it, are you going to be in this movie?
I didn't even know it was on until I saw John Cena naked on the internet.
I didn't even know it wasn't a movie called Barbenheimer. I didn't know they mashed those together to save the theater industry that got killed after COVID. And also all the movies suck in.
The theater industry did get killed, though. Everybody knows they can stream things at home now. So they just start giving it to you at home. And then they don't have to pay as much.
Yeah. A lot of great reasons to stay home forever, guy. I don't know if you know what I'm piling up. Oh, boy. Don't even go out, no more, man.
Boy, the COVID really did in the streaming thing.
It did in all the things.
Well, it really did in rather the theater thing, because streaming movies at home is so much. If you've got a nice TV and boy, you can get a big ass TV cheap now. Like what's a 65-inch Samsung TV cost right now? I remember when they first came out with plasma screens.
It's cheaper than insulin, I'll tell you that.
It was like a 24 or 28-inch plasma screen, and it was like $20,000.
. I was like, $20,000 for a TV? That's crazy. Now a TV like that is free. They just give it to you.
You don't even want it. Technically as low as $400.. What?
Oh, my God. That's insane. Whatever. Sure. It's still 4K?
Yeah.
Hey, you know what?
Let me see what that looks like for $397 from Walmart. Sounds like a TV. Best Buy, it's $399..
You sound like you're doing an ad for them.
No, but look at that. That's insane.
Yeah.
65 inches, 4K.
Look how thin it is. $400.. Those fucking things were so expensive at one point in time. So now watching movies at home is awesome.
I always thought, and I'm not smart with money in any way, but top-of-the-line technology such as that, when $20,000 one first comes out, never in my life, even if I would have the disposable income for a $20,000, I'd go, of course, another thing's coming out tomorrow. That's how it's always been for this stuff.
But it wasn't when those $20,000 TVs came out. It was a long time before anything was better than them.
Well, it is when they first got the technology from Roswell, so it's going to be more.
This is, I think we're talking about, like the 90s. So like, see if you can find an ad for a 28-inch plasma TV, because they were plasma. And let's say, let's just say, like 96, 1997..
I was working at The Wiz, selling cell phones and PCs. Like pre-built, like a Dell, like not Dell, Sony had Pentiums and very little markup on it. It was not the good department.
I used to make my own.
Well, that's what a smarter person would do. An idiot would come to our store and buy it there.
Well, I bought that too. I did. I bought, it was like they were always getting better, but you could do a lot with your, you could buy motherboards and you learn how to put, like the little, the jumpers in place with tweezers. Oh, it's interesting. The tweezers, the jumpers, were like master and slave.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
And I don't know what they call them now.
Can you edit this out, Jim?
Okay. So what year is this? It says 97 is the first Fujitsu plasma screen. That was like 42 inches.
Fujitsu.
Oh, I think, is that the first ones? God, I feel like it was more money than that. I feel like it was still $9,000, as opposed to 400 bucks. Like that $400 one is infinitely better than this fucking clunky hunk of shit with low resolution.
No, that's what I'm talking about. That's why buying it at the very beginning, I mean, it's like dumber than buying a fucking boat.
In 2003, plasma TV was $10,000.
Oh, that was 70 inches. That's pretty big. Yeah, like the Black Friday line started getting so crazy because everyone was looking for good TV deals and whatnot. Yeah. Right, right, right.
I killed three men for my TV. Those and laptops were the first big things. Black Friday sales are some of the darkest moments in humanity. You see those people fighting over like boxes of shit. Like what the fuck?
I think I'm looking at the greatest country on earth, frankly, Joe. That's what I think I'm looking at on Black Friday. Publication. On African American Friday. Excuse me, Joe.
When you say these guys are getting in trouble on TikTok, like I'm not on TikTok. Of course not.
You're not a pedophile.
So what specifically are they putting up on TikTok? that's getting them in trouble?
You know, showing off, like blowing shit up. I don't look at it. I don't want to go on TikTok for any reason. I don't care about anything on it. But we have the – on Jimmy Show, we show clips.
You know, like the clip of Wolf Blitzer. You ever see a clip of Wolf Blitzer? Where he has the – I don't know what rank the guy is. This is in the early part of the war. And the guy's English is not – usually they have pretty good English, but his isn't great, right?
And Wolf, who used to work for AIPAC, okay? Wolf's not a pro-on-the-side-of-everything dude, right? And he goes – so they just blew up some refugee camp to get this one guy, to get this one Hamas. And Wolf's like, wait, you blew up a – there was 400 or 500 people at that camp. That's war.
And, like, Wolf's face, he's just like – Oh, wait, I forgot the best part. I don't want to say best part, but on Wolf's face, you could see Wolf is like, what in the fuck? This is what I'm talking about. And he goes, well, did you get the guy? He goes, we can't confirm.
They might have not even got the guy.
They say they can't confirm. They probably didn't get him.
Of course. And Wolf – so Wolf knows that. So Wolf, he's like, we have to go to a break.
That sticks with me.
I need to watch that. I need to watch that.
I was trying to find it. I have the clip from –.
So is this one of those ones that's going to get us in trouble?
Probably, right? Well, let's play it just for us.
Oh, yeah. This is it. This is it.
Okay.
Let me hear it.
Back now to our breaking news here in the Middle East. A massive explosion at the largest refugee camp in Gaza. Joining us now is Lieutenant Colonel Richard Heck. He's the international spokesperson for the Israel Defense Forces. Thanks so much for joining us.
I want to ask you first about this massive blast that we all just saw. We saw the video at the Jabalia refugee camp in Gaza. Is there anything more you can, first of all, tell us about how this explosion happened?
Hi, Wolf. Thanks for having me. So we'll be coming out in the next, hopefully, hour with more data. But I can update you now that –.
Hold on. Pause. This is a Scottish-Israeli dude? Like, what is this?
Possibly.
That accent's crazy.
Do you know? Australian-Israeli?
I know, but the accent with the flag, I'm like, my brain is going, what's going on here?
I thought he had a cleft palate for a minute.
We've got bombs there. Okay, go ahead.
Hamas commander in that area. Sadly, he was hiding, again, as they do, behind – within civilians. And that's all I can say at this point. We're looking into it, and we'll be coming out with more data as we learn what happened there. Oh, it is Scottish.
So can you confirm it was an Israeli attack that destroyed a big chunk of that Jabalia refugee camp?
Yes, I can.
We were focused, again, on our target. Here's where Wolf gets upset. Senior Commander Wolf, I will be updating you with more data as the hour moves ahead.
But even if that Hamas commander was there, amidst all those Palestinian refugees who were in that Jabalia refugee camp, Israel still went ahead and dropped a bomb there, attempting to kill this Hamas commander, knowing that a lot of innocent civilians, men, women, and children, presumably, would be killed. Is that what I'm hearing?
That's not what you're hearing, Wolf. We, again, were focused on this commander. Again, you'll get more data who this man was. He killed many, many Israelis. We're doing everything we can.
It's a very complicated battle space. There could be infrastructure there. There could be tunnels there. We're still looking into it, and we'll give you more data as the hour moves ahead.
But you know that there are a lot of refugees, a lot of innocent civilians, men, women, and children in that refugee camp as well, right?
This is the tragedy of war, Wolf. I mean, we, as you know, we've been saying for days, move south. Civilians that are not involved with Hamas, please move south. I'm just trying to get a little bit more information. You knew there were civilians there.
You knew there were refugees, all sorts of refugees, but you decided to still drop a bomb on that refugee camp, attempting to kill this Hamas commander. By the way, was he killed?
I can't confirm yet.
We know that he was killed.
About the civilians there, we're doing everything we can to minimize. I'll say it again. Sadly, they are hiding themselves within civilian populations.
It's okay to shoot through all the people. It's sad that there's people. That's normal, and that's just war. Putin, by the way, is the most evil man in the world, for nothing as fucked up as that. No.
Isn't it crazy, though, when you see the difference between people looking at things objectively versus people that look at things tribally?
If you're on the right side, you support Ukraine against Russia. Russia is the invader, and Russia is this horrible country.
Right, and they won that whole thing.
But this thing,
just the disparity in death count.
I don't want to hear about Uyghurs ever again. Don't tell me about the fucking Uyghurs. Because they got a lot better than Gaza. The Uyghurs are living like kings compared to that shit.
They got a nice job at a cot. The Uyghurs, they got a nice job at the factory in a cot.
They're getting work experience.
They're learning a trade.
The thing about the Uyghurs is we don't even really know what happens to them. We don't know what they're doing to them, right? Because they deny that they put them in camps.
It's a lot like Guantanamo. No, well, no. It's like Guantanamo. When I was there, I asked somebody about it. Most people, by the way, don't.
even.
. If you bring it up, they go, oh, don't say that word.
When you say when I was there, you went to Guantanamo Bay, or you went to China?
No, I went to China. Jesus Christ, Kurt. When I was in Guantanamo...
Kurt's part of the deep state. Let's get out there. In Guantanamo. What Israel soldier videos reveal, cheering, destruction and mocking Gaza.
There you go, bad optics.
Analysis of social media videos found Israeli soldiers filming themselves in Gaza and destroying what appears to be civilian property. The footage provides a rare and unsanctioned window into the war.
So that's why TikToks.
. And so the guy from the ADL, we played the recording of him going... I can't remember the name of the... He goes, we need... We got to get on this.
We need the kind of genius that was behind Talit. People didn't know what he was saying.
Just force everybody to use a flip phone like a tell.
That's what I said.
All those soldiers should be.
. No, no, no. You can't trust. you assholes with TikTok. You're too wacky.
How am I going to brag about what I'm doing? Yeah. How will I brag? Hey, if we could do shit like that... Too bad, we couldn't.
We could have won those two wars. we lost out there, huh? If we could just starve... Hey, you're all going to be starved until the Taliban surrenders.
Yeah.
Why didn't we think of that? Right. We're not as good at fighting as them. I guess is what it is.
Well, they're involved in fighting on their own shore every day.
Yeah, against people that they hate with, I would say, a racial thing. And I know it's real, because I dated Israeli over 10 years. And the whole top... Now, here's what I find. I think I'm...
Please correct me if I'm wrong. But I think if I had converted, because that was like a big thing.
I think, if I had, we could have moved to Israel. And I could claim my birthright of land.
Yeah.
Well, you can move there. Like, if you're an American Jew... I could have converted.
She has dual citizenship. I could be wrong. But I'll bet you you can do that.
Haven't American Jews gone over there to avoid prosecution?
Well, every country does that. I mean, that's...
But isn't that a thing? Like, American Jews, if someone's coming after America...
I thought Meyer Lansky tried.
. Oh, am I thinking of the Godfather where the guy had...
Yeah, right. No, Meyer Lansky, did he do that? But I think there's a thing. Applicants must meet one of the following requirements. One, have at least one Jewish birth parent.
Or two, have converted to Judaism. That's easy.
That's it.
You don't need to be religious to qualify to fit in our trips. In fact, many of our participants...
Oh, you're talking about birthright.
Yeah.
So that's.
. So he goes... That's what I'm saying. The ADL guy goes, we need the people that came up with birthright to put their heads on this TikTok thing.
Well, the Jewish thing is a wild thing, because it's a race that you can join.
No, it's not. It's a religion.
Because people think of it as a race.
Well, you know why? Because Hitler thought of it that way, sure. Also, a lot of Zionists think of it that way. A bunch of Jewish people, don't. You know?
ultra-Orthodox Jews? Which I always liked. ultra, because that's like...
But you have to accept that some people feel that Jewish is a race.
Yeah, called anti-Semites.
No, but it's like people that feel like.
. Right. There's a bunch of different races, and Jewish is one of them.
I don't feel like that, no.
Some Jewish people.
. But it is a thing, right? It's a thing that some people believe, right?
Well, yes. Yeah.
It's a thing you can join? Yeah. Imagine if you could join being Asian.
Whoopi Goldberg did it successfully. And she's never looked back. She called the Holocaust white-on-white crime. She did.
She's.
. She did.
You don't remember that? Yeah, she did.
It was insane.
Basically, that's just some white people shit.
It was fucking.
. It wasn't about race. What?
Because she did the homework of anti-racism that she was.
. You were supposed to read those dumb-fuck books that no one believes, by the way, anymore. It's done. You're supposed to learn that anti-racism... Anti-racism is that it's impossible...
Is that done?
Oh, it's.
Everybody's done with anti-racism?
No, no. There's still people embedded like ticks that are... But it's over. It's over. Because now, a bunch of people have finally figured out to have a goddamn lawsuit, because all this weird-ass shit was never legal.
And it's been rejected by.
. Remember California? I think... What did they strike down here? Where they didn't vote for, like...
I'm blanking out. But now there's lawsuits up and down, and people are winning them. You must have talked to... Didn't... Do you have James Lindsay on?
He didn't bring up, like, any of this? That somebody from a college just got, like, $25 million? Oh, Starbucks. Remember the girl from Starbucks, the manager? And these guys wanted to use the bathroom, and it was during the BLM times.
And it came out that the higher-ups were, like.
. She didn't really have any... They were, like, we can't fire a black person, just fire the white manager. So it looks like we fired... So...
And so their thinking is not about their racial feelings. They're, like, optics in this media time. So that's what's so gross about bringing these corporations into these moral things, because none of them are moral. Right. And it's like Mr.
Bur.
. Remember when Mr. Burns turned good on Simpsons? Uh-huh. And he made little Lisa slurry?
And she's, like, Jesus, you're worse when you're trying to be good? Yeah. That's what it is.
Yeah, well, they're only about money. And if you attach money to a DEI score and say, well, this is how you get tax breaks, and this is how you get...
Yeah, it's perverse incentives. Yeah.
It's very perverse. And it's all just a control thing. And it's very ingenious. And it's next-door neighbors. to a social credit score, right?
A DEI score is a corporate score. that's essentially...
It's not even as good.
very similar to the way the real problem would be if we institute that nationwide.
Okay, we already have.
For people, for individuals.
So we already have that, first of all. There's a whole bunch of people that are debanked. The people that I don't even like many of them, some that I do, and they've already... What's... Dude, the very concept of shadow banning, you know, Ian, he was here with Intel, in finance.
Oh, that's right. Yeah. So he got his... I think his account shadow banned. He goes, why would it be shadow banned?
It's like.
. He said, like, four things are definitely going to get you shadow banned that are not offensive even, but they're things that you shouldn't bring up, like, around, you know, COVID or... And even now, on Zuckerberg's platforms, that you're not going to be... But why is shadow banning a thing? How is that...
How did anyone who isn't a piece of shit go along with the idea that we don't have to tell you what you did? And we're not going to tell you what we're doing to you. And that's our right to do that. Okay.
Well, not only that, but they're all agreeing that they're going to do something to throttle the opinions of people that have problematic opinions in their eyes, but it's not illegal.
How's it working out for you?
So it doesn't violate any of the customer.
. Any of the agreements that you signed when you signed up for it?
Well, you signed away all your rights to everything already, so go, fuck yourself. But how's that work? You could do all that goofy shit you want, but Malice is right. Now, the White Pill thing, the shit collapses under its weight, because you can only go so long telling people to ignore reality. You know how the Soviet Union collapsed from everybody?
Like, we're getting to the stage now where people go, we all know it's a scam. And the next stage after that is like, wait, why am I saying we all know it's a scam about all the things? Like, it's not too far... Next lockdown, you lock people down, they got nothing to do. but look into shit.
That's why a lot of prisoners know, like, more current events than Bill Maher. Like, people that have been down for 20 years, because there's nothing to do but read and learn things if you're smart. So they did that to all of society. So some people... And they said, don't do your own research, which is such a...
Don't go into daddy's forbidden closet of mystery. Oh, okay, I won't. Don't look into Hillary's...
That's a hilarious one, to infantilize people to the point where you're telling them, don't research things.
Yeah.
We'll handle that. We're the professionals. Meanwhile, we lie all the time.
They're doing to us what they did to Haiti. And the shit we do to other countries, they're going to do to you. So the shit we did to Haiti, which is never let them have their own leaders and coup them. when they had one elected one. That's us now.
Now that's us. We're going to pass a law so you can't vote for the guy you want. Why is he even being allowed to run at all? if it's such a... Fascism has come.
I don't even understand any.
. The messages are so mixed. And the only way to believe them is to be highly frightened all the time.
New York Times has just started doing this new thing on Instagram, where they take the actual writers and they have the writers talk about the issues.
I'm leaving.
And when you see, when you see the right, they don't understand what they're doing. This is exactly who we thought was writing these things. It's like this very effeminate guy and this woman that it's like the kind of woman that seems like she would fucking do at a party, like, like talk down to you.
And it's just who you thought.
Yeah, exactly. The type of people that would, you know, these like these ultra liberal, out of touch people. Yeah. And these people are talking about, uh, one of the guys was talking about Donald Trump's words being taken out of context, that it would be a bloodbath because he was talking about the auto industry and the economy. And then this guy starts bringing up other episodes of violent rhetoric.
It's hilarious. But you gotta watch this. Look. Give me some light. Give me some light.
What I guess.
Seized on those comments and said they were an example of him calling for political violence or predicting violent actions if he didn't win. in November. His supporters said that those comments were taken out of context. I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell you. Trump has a history of using violent rhetoric dating back to his 2016 campaign.
That language took on new significance after the January 6th attack on the Capitol in 2021. And throughout his third campaign for president, he's been getting a lot of attention for the way he talks about violence and retribution on the trail.
Exactly. See?
So this is the New York Times.
It's all falling apart.
This is these hard-nosed reporters with a cup of coffee that are like fucking chasing down Lee's and they're pulling their hair out and they're meeting people in back alleyways. This is Woodward and Bernstein. Do people think that's still... This is Watergate. Like, no.
But, I mean, they're essentially like ultra hard left activists that are masquerading as journalists and everything has their opinion on it.
Every front page article. They're also masquerading as activists. They're bourgeois twits. Yeah. They have a lifestyle brand, which is I'm a sex in the city guy or gal, and I work in the paper.
They do the same amount of work as when you see those a day in the life of Google versus.
a chair. It's Twitter. Yeah. That video is amazing.
Yeah. And they don't even make that... Well, New York Times. That's the big time. So all the plum jobs.
You know, like, it's kind of similar to when people were mad that Seinfeld, they were like demanding, you know, why riding to get coffee with Seinfeld in cars isn't diverse enough. Yeah. And he goes, because Seinfeld, every time they bring these things up to him, I love his fucking response to that. But a place like the New York Times, they have to go, oh, we need to bring these. So all like exactly how exactly you put it.
You could guess what they look like. All of them have moved up from, like the Gamergate, which at the time I was an adult and I was like, but I don't care about this. But they've all were moving up in the world of media. because where's the money coming from? You got to hope you do well enough at making little smear articles on a shitty video game website to get picked for the big leagues.
And some people did. And they've been moving up. And then you like me, I like, oh my God, 20 years have passed. And then I see like, that's that little twerp. Like the one that got shame fired, actually went somewhere in life.
Like there's people like him that work with the DHS about the terrorism of, you know, saying whatever, whatever the fuck this idiot's referring to.
Well, yeah, they've become embedded in the intelligence community.
Well, they're all, it's all a thing of like your career, right? If you want your career, you can either say the truth about it, about a thing, or you can worry, or you must not want to have a good career. Yeah. Oh, your career. Uh, go, keep the, all people have to do is not be a punk to their career.
I'm not saying careers don't matter. I'm saying, um, I will never be a bitch to a fucking career. Like who would do that?
Yeah. But you don't have to see the difference between you and a guy working in government. It's very stark, stark contrast.
You're in government.
You're a comic.
Yeah. But even comedian incentives got perverted. Like I work in government at a certain point.
Did they though?
Yeah. Well, okay.
They only did with people that suck. They didn't with good comics.
I don't mean like, I'm not, I would never say that dumb shit be like, Woke is killing comedy. No, comedy is a thing that's been around the whole time. What it'll kill is like your Disney fucking corporate, uh, figuring out how to sell it to people. Yeah. Yeah.
That's killing that.
Yeah. The movies.
Right. But not stand up to the lowest rung, dude. This is the one like, Oh, well, I see it too. We were laughing when I was telling you about people. go, he's a failed comic.
What I think they mean is that, Oh, people, it's like an insult. people throw around.
To who? About who?
Well, uh, the example I'm thinking of, why I say this is because I sidekick on Jimmy's show. There's a bunch of people that are like hardcore bloom, at no matter who, that were like friends of his. and, well, Martin, that are like, fuck you. You're despicable. Like this.
Unbelievable. It's your duty. You don't like the, it's your duty to vote for the lesser of two evils. Remember the 2016 shit of like the moral outrage. Right.
And then, but your choices are, I didn't pick the right evil for you. That's, and you, you're judging me for that because you didn't take a stand in the right way.
It's going to work.
They don't even say the right, they don't say the right direction. They go the less evil direction. Like I'm supposed, my heart's supposed to slow with emotion.
Also, you're not supposed to stand up and say, Hey, both of these things suck. Cause. if you do, then you're, you're on the wrong side.
Mine's better, though. Admit that mine things marginally better than I couldn't do that. Like a child.
They always want to talk about that. If you talk about Biden, about Biden being corrupt, there was a, Oh my God, in comparison to Trump. Like why are we comparing them to Trump? Let's pretend Trump was never born. If Trump was never born and it was Biden versus, you know, fill in the blanks, how long was.
Trump in government?
RFK Jr.
How long was Trump in government?
Oh, if you're, if you have just Trump, just Biden versus any politician, if they were just running and they get to pull up all this shit that he did while he was vice president, all this shit, his son was involved in all this stuff that they absolutely know, like unaccounted for millions. Where did all that money go? How did they, how did these people get all this money? Like, what were you doing?
I'll do that.
How much would he getting paid? Why were you getting paid so much for this in university, where you had a job where you never showed up?
And you're right.
Any buddy else that was a Democrat, if Biden wasn't president, like Obama was running against Biden. Imagine a world where he wouldn't get taken down.
It was like that. He ran like, that's who he was before he became vice president.
That's who he was in 1988.
His nickname was uncle. It'd be uncle Joe. That's not cause you're good. They call you uncle Joe.
What do you mean? Why? What is uncle? Cause? he's creepy?
Like creepy uncle?
Remember Obama would go, oh, that's uncle Joe. Uh, because Biden was like, get a shotgun. You remember those clips that would go around where he was like, you know what I mean?
But that's all, that was when he was running for 2020, or wasn't it?
No, no, no. When he was, when he was Obama's vice president and you know, he's a gaffe machine, Biden would say goofy shit. Yeah.
He always, he always says goofy shit.
This is when his brain worked. Yeah. And the way the white and the white house was hugely embarrassed by it all the time. And the way they would do the pitch about it, like that's uncle Joe. That's how they would pitch him.
And then he was a joke.
So you're saying uncle is like, he's old or goofy or dumb.
Like how I'm an unmarried uncle of two.
I've never heard uncle used as a pejorative before. That's why I'm confused.
Like a crazy uncle.
Okay. Crazy, uncle. Cause, you're just saying uncle Joe. No, like uncle Joey. We call Joey uncle Joey.
Everybody calls Ted Nugent, uncle Ted.
But the, when they say that's because you, so you're thinking about it like a poor person right now, from there, from their standpoint, their standpoint is a condescending. Oh, that's a wacky uncle. That real upper, upper class view of calling. So you're talking about it like the way someone from a normal place in neighborhood thinks about family. Yeah.
That's not how they think about it. But I, I, I should even brought up uncle. First of all, if Trump's only been in government for how long? Biden's been there for 50 years and we can go easily look up all the damage he did to all the people. Yeah.
That's why there's so many undecideds and various things, because.
This is my point about it. Let's pretend Trump doesn't exist. Pretend Trump doesn't exist. I would like to. And then tell me how come RFK Jr.
can't get on the primary. Just tell me. If, if this is a real democracy, you tell me why this guy, who is a Kennedy, who is environmental attorney, who's, you know, got, even though he's got this voice issue, he's extremely articulate.
Yeah.
Very good speaker. Very good recall of controversial ideas. But who the fuck doesn't have controversial ideas in the world of 2024?? Who doesn't have controversial ideas?
The guy knows what the fuck he's talking about when he talks. When he talks, you can hear a guy who knows what the fuck he's talking about.
That guy from the New York times in my world has controversial ideas. My, I think what he's saying is controversial about, you know, taking things out of context, talking about violent rhetoric, by the way, Biden and Obama in 2020, we're both talking about who could beat each other up. Why? Because they're dumb old dudes.
So, but he's, when he's saying, I like to punch him in his mouth. That's what he's talking about. And when he's saying that people should be executed for treason, well, guess what?
Don't make me like him.
Hold on. That is actually the fucking, that's the, that's what happens to you if you get tried and convicted for treason. That's the punishment.
Yeah.
The punishment is execution. It's kind of always been execution.
No shit.
So saying that that's violent rhetoric, with that guy saying in my mind is like trying to look, he's, he says bad enough things as it is. Instead of distorting what he says, which now makes me not trust you. Just say what is actually going on.
Yes.
And also talk about the evidence that shows that Biden is insanely corrupt, because both of those things are true too. And if you don't want to talk about one because you think it props up the other, you're a part of the problem.
You're infantilizing the whole country and treating us like we're children.
That's right.
And we, we, we want to know. why didn't RFK, why couldn't he get in the primary? Like? if this is real, if this, if democracy is real, you guys don't just get to decide who runs your party against the will of the entire United States.
But they're experts.
But isn't that insane that no one has a problem with that, but everyone thinks that if Trump gets into office, he's going to become a dictator.
You've been talking to De Niro again.
I don't even listen. When De Niro starts talking about Trump, I love him too much. I change the channel.
Is he like, um, you saw, you, ever see, you ever see, being there with a Peter Sellers?
I think he and Trump hate each other personally. I think that's what that is. Yeah. I think it probably, what are the odds?
He seems mentally handicapped. I'm not kidding. He seems mentally, I don't know. He doesn't know about, he was on Bill Maher. Bill Maher has him on to ask him.
It's crazy that Bill Maher would ask him anything. You know, there's a national guard in the fucking subways and shit. So Bill asked him, what do you think about this? He goes, I don't, I don't know. I don't know about that.
If there's anything I can do to help.
All you should be asking Robert De Niro about is two things, awesome movies and divorce.
Yeah. Yes.
Tell me what happened to you.
I would love to ask him about that.
With a divorce, tell me what happened, if you want to talk about it, and tell me what happened to you with these awesome fucking movies. I don't need, I don't need to know jack shit about his politics.
Well, he doesn't, that's the thing. He just tells you he feels a way. That's all he's got to say.
Yeah, but it's almost like, it's almost unfair to have a guy like that on a public show and talk to him about politics.
Do you know what it reminds me of? When the beauty pageant contestant can't pick a thing on a map. Yes. And they're making fun of her. Yes.
Right? They mock her. And I'm like, is that fair to do to her? That's not her area.
Well, they made her have a speech and she got stuck in a loop and she couldn't get out. Remember? Yes. Oh, yep. Remember, she didn't know what to say.
She's like, and then I think she's panicked.
Women need to do more better. She is right. She's locked up.
She's locked up. But everybody was making it seem that she locked up because she's a complete and fucking total idiot. But that's not.
She's in a pretty contest.
Not only, but that's not just that, dude. Anybody could get locked up like that. You're on stage in front of people with TV cameras pointed at you. You've never experienced that in your life. And you have a panic attack.
It doesn't mean you're an idiot. And that's also Robert De Niro.
Yeah. It's the same thing.
It's like, why is he talking about this? Why is he talking about this publicly? If you're going to come out and say that you have a really deep, seated hatred for one of the two people running for president and you can't just be, he's a bully. He's a piece of shit. I hate him.
I think you probably, if you're going to express yourself about it and alienate 50% of the country, which it seems like it is, you're going to have to do better than that. You should have some specific things. Like he did some real estate deals with people in New York. Let me tell you what he did to fuck people over. I would love to hear it.
He did this and that. Let me tell you what he did. that was fraud. He did this and that. If you're supporting what New York is doing to him right now, guess what?
You're going to shut down construction. You're going to shut down all these real estate developers who all overvalue their homes. Kevin Leary was talking. Kevin Leary from Shark Tank was talking about that.
Dude, Kevin Leary was, we played the clip of this and it's like, yeah, but the girl wasn't dumb either. She knows he's right. They're playing a part on there. It's not that she's stupid. She goes, but isn't it?
He goes, no, we won't do business here. This is crazy.
They cannot say anything positive about Trump and they don't understand that. by doing that, it delegitimizes everything else they say, because everyone knows they're coming at the fucking news with a slanted perspective and there's no objective news. It doesn't exist. You have right wing Fox and you have left wing everything else, and you will be fucking confused as shit if you watch both of them back to back.
I would just not watch any news for a long while because of that. It's just, I have a job where now I have to learn things.
Dude, it's been wild watching you.
All the years that I've known you to watch you completely flip into full on conspiracy mode. When we first met, was probably like, what, 15 years ago or something like that? Maybe more?
And I would be frankly smug. I remember making fun of, what's her name? Jim Carrey's ex-wife, because she thought her kid shot.
Jenny McCarthy. Yeah.
And I had a joke. I'm like, oh, it's just because he's half Canadian. It comes out. But no, I was being glib. I was being glib.
Just like Tom Cruise said to Matt Lauer, you're being glib. And he was right.
I don't think that's not Jim Carrey's kid. That's someone else's kid.
And I was inaccurate in my mockery as well.
I'm pretty sure. But either way, the connection.
I should have looked into it a little.
The connection between vaccines and autism. If you just bring it up, people's hackles will get up and they'll start getting upset.
at you. Yeah.
They get very upset at you and everybody feels complicit because they vaccinate their kids and everybody feels like they don't want to be attacked by being anti-science. And there's that pejorative that gets tossed around that they hit me with so many times during the pandemic. Anti-vax. You're right.
Dude.
But not only that, it's not technically a vaccine. It was an experimental medication that had never been widespread, distributed to the fucking world. It had never been done.
Yeah, right. Well, biological women have never had dicks before, but it's a world of miracles now. Now we live in a world where anything is possible. Better.
Yeah.
Easier to clean women.
Did you see that? The bike rider say, well, I don't know why. you could say I'm not a biological woman. I'm a woman and I'm biological. It's on my passport.
It says I'm a female. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, you're a guy. Touché, sir. I'm biological and I'm a woman.
That's great. It's so dumb. I think it's Trevor Noah. Let's him get away with it. But whoever the fuck it is, it's one of those guys.
It's one of the late night guys. It might not have been Trevor Noah. It could be any. It might have been Jimmy Kimmel. No, it wasn't Jimmy.
Maybe it was Jimmy Fallon. Either way. No, Seth.
I think it was Seth.
I think it was Seth.
But either way. No, you're not.
You can get a woman pregnant. This is so different. Don't say you're not a biological male. Because now we're talking in terms of science. If you're getting me to say that you identify as a woman so you're a woman and you want me to call you Jill, I'll do it.
I'll do it. But if you want to say you are now a biological woman, that's not true. And if it says on your passport now, female, someone's lying. Okay? You're lying.
You could say you want to be identified as a woman. Who gives a shit? But if you want to say you're a biological woman, that's nonsense. Now you're making me deny the scientific understanding of the human body that took forever to achieve.
Is that so much to ask?
They had to figure out chromosomes. They had to figure out the X and the Ys. They had to figure out all.
It's incredible.
There's so much they had to work into this. It is, Trevor. Look at him fucking pretending. it makes sense. Look at the fucking guns on this savage, first of all.
Trevor. Listen to this.
Listen to this. There's basically no published research on this question. However, there's good reason to think that there isn't. But I think it's irrelevant. Because we allow all kinds of competitive advantages within women's sports.
Because who gets singled out for scrutiny is based on…. By the way, out Canadian. They're all goofy up there. It's Portland times 100 up there.
Report these Canadians, man.
They lost it. They lost it. Well, keep going with this. I want to hear the rest of it. The fragile, weak, cis, white woman from the rest of us.
The rest of us. You're a fucking dude. I think she's better. That's not the full clip. The full clip is she goes, well, I am biological and I am a woman.
I remember that. So I'm a biological woman. To just sit there and let someone say that, this is the problem with television.
Yeah. Someone as bright as him, too, to sit there and not say something.
He's playing a game. They're playing a game. You've got to stay within the lines. Color, within the lines. Right.
Otherwise, you're going to get in trouble. But obviously, nonsense. Fucking nonsense.
Dude, I'll call you a woman just for dressing too nice. I've got no problem with that.
If that's what you'd like me to do, I will do it. That's not the problem. The problem is when you try to get me to deny science. You start saying shit like. I'm a biological woman.
I should be able to compete with women in women's sports. Men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage. And that fact has not been picked up by the broader media. What was that fact? What was that?
again? Back that up. The relationship between natural testosterone and performance. There's no relationship whatsoever between unaltered, natural, endogenous testosterone and sport performance. About 0.5% of elite male track and field athletes at the world championship level are below the women's average of testosterone.
Competing with men with 80 to 100 times as much testosterone at no competitive disadvantage. And that fact has not been picked up by the broader media landscape. Oh, God. First of all, stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. So, here's the problem with what she's saying.
First of all, there's many advantages. Of course. Of being biologically male. There's larger lungs. There's larger hearts.
There's larger cardiovascular capacity. There's more of an ability to generate force, because you have larger, stronger bodies. Of course. This idea that because guys who are cycling. Who, by the way, when they take their blood.
Let's try to understand when they're taking their blood. Because if they're taking their blood and measuring it during a fucking race, they're destroyed. Their bodies are destroyed. It's actually been argued that the Tour de France is actually safer to do on the drugs that Lance Armstrong took. I believe you.
Than not on the drugs. Because it's so insane.
Yeah, no. I fully believe that, dude. That's why they all were doing it. Exactly.
Well, it's the only way to win. And that was the thing about Lance Armstrong. Like, if you take away his titles. Which they supposedly did, but nobody buys it now. And everybody knows.
You take away his titles. You've got to go to 18th place to find a guy who didn't get popped for steroids. It's a fucking dirty. Everyone knows. now.
It's a dirty. Yeah. Everyone knows. Everyone knows. No one gives a shit.
Lance Armstrong can go anywhere. Nobody gives a shit anymore.
Because I always thought that was fuck the fuck up. It's fucked.
Okay. Males with the highest testosterone levels were significantly faster in the 20 meter and 30 meter sprint trials compared to males with lower testosterone levels. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You're lying.
Well, you know what makes me.
For them to, like, just sit there and let that person say that and broadcast it on television. Like, this isn't live. You can check that. You can stop.
Oh, good point, dude. Yeah. You could research the thing.
You're making a point. A very important point. Saying that there's no competitive advantage for testosterone. Which we all know to not be true. Which is why athletes get popped taking testosterone.
There's a guy from the UFC.
Because it doesn't work.
There's a guy from the UFC, Walt Harris, one of the UFC heavyweights. He just got popped. He got suspended for four fucking years. Because they found non-endogenous, exogenous testosterone.
Oh, endogenous is.
Human body produces it. They found.
They actually get it from wild yams, which is kind of crazy. Yeah. No shit. Yeah, they make exogenous testosterone from wild yams.
I never heard that.
Yeah, it's like a wild. I believe it's a Mexican yam.
Yeah, it is. That's so fucking weird.
That's why Mexicans have so many kids eating those yams and fucking up the storm. And starting cartels and doing fuck out. But, yeah. So, when I had Novitskiy on, who was the head of USADA, who was the guy who busted Lance Armstrong. He was saying that conceivably they might be able to get around this by developing testosterone of animal origin.
Like extracting testosterone from animals, which could be possible. So, but right now that's theoretical. But we know that they can find out whether the testosterone that's in your system is exogenous or not, or endogenous. Based entirely on the carbon isotope profile. So, they do these carbon isotope tests and then they can find out if it's from wild yams or if it's from a human being.
But carbon, you measure all kinds of shit. Well, look.
I might have butchered that, obviously, because I'm a moron. But I'm pretty sure.
Not as much as that chick in that clip.
Yeah, well, that chick is a guy. Okay? And a liar. And who's trying to justify what they're doing. Dominating a woman's sport with their goofy fucking rainbow glasses on.
That they're not just cheating. Because what they're doing is cheating. And what he's doing is being a little fucking cheating supporter by letting this person say these lies. Which he, as a fucking man, knows, isn't true.
Well, okay. This is what I find unbelievable. So, she just said some bullshit about, well, there's no study that shows this. So, you know all this shit about testosterone. I saw the footage of how it works out in the thing.
We don't have to talk about, none of that.
You won. You beat everybody.
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