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Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Friday, October 13th, and it hurts me to say this,
but Max was right. Max was right. The bank won tonight. And Max was right more than anything
our big long debate, which I'm sure some people didn't love on Wednesday's show,
I thought it was very funny. It was the epitome of this show, debating stupid things over and over.
Max said that after game two, Castellanos barreled one up and that was good vibes. What did Castellanos
do the next two games? He hit four home runs. Someone has to be dead in the world right now.
Somebody very important passed away for Castellanos to go on this tear that he's been on.
Congrats, Max. Congrats, Max. You slayed the Braves. It had to take you spitting in my face
to do it. I'm sorry about the spit. I forgive you. What happened? It's too much to explain.
I got, I got mad. It's Castellanos hit a home run and you spit on PFT. Well, it was, I was yelling
at Castellanos. I was yelling at him. He hawked a loogie. No, the spit was a loogie on PFT. I know,
but I was, but the home run was because he said that we weren't getting barrels and that. Yeah,
which is a trigger word for Max. We learned don't say barrel around Max. He's a barrel chested man.
Yeah. But Max, Max stood up, started screaming. And with Max, you know how the line between anger
and pure joy is very much blurred. It's like the horseshoe theory on one side, you're happy. On
one side, you're sad. When Max gets so happy, he actually gets furious. And so he just started
screaming and then a loogie about the size of a silver dollar flew out of his mouth and I was in
the splash zone. It did. He didn't mean to, it wasn't intentional spit, but he spit on, but my
arm got spat on. Nonetheless, I disinfected it. I burned my arm. Um, so I think you are, you have
been sick for the last six weeks. So no, I feel good. Whatever you got, I got. So Max, uh,
congratulations. Take down the Braves bloopy beside himself. Oh, I haven't. Yeah. He, he tweets
something like seeing a couple of weeks, weeks, cowards way out. What does that mean? I don't know.
I don't know, but we got to read some of the replies to that. He's definitely getting ratio
getting killed. Uh, max and LCS D backs. Will you be rooting for our friend? Dan Heron? No,
not. Okay. Well that's fucked up. That's really fucked. I also was not running from you and Hank.
He's our good friend on the show. Yeah. We loved it. He was one of our first guests. Dan Heron.
Great guy. Dan Heron. I, you guys don't remember this. We also went to battle last year because
he said that Rob Thompson, Thompson wasn't a good manager. And then we started fighting. And then I,
when the, when the Phillies kept winning, I kept tweeting at him.
What do you think about Rob Thompson? Now? What do you think about Rob Thompson now?
He probably didn't see any of it. He replied. He replied. Max versus Dan Heron. That's what
this is about. Okay. I'm excited. Uh, Max, I'm happy for you. I really am. Again,
love the Phillies. They seem to have good vibes. They're an easy team to root for.
Also, what we learned this series, Braves kind of soft kind of complainers. Yeah.
Listen, if you're, if you're a Braves fan, you won a world series a couple of years ago. You'd
be happy with that. But now it, you seem pretty soft this post-season between the complaining
about a reporter tweeting out an accurate statement from the clubhouse and you're like,
that broke the sanctity of the clubhouse law. Give me a fucking break. Number one on that.
And then, yeah. It was a cesspit. It's BBQ guy. Yeah. Yeah. And they just tweeted out what they
got their job. And then the Braves fans acted like, who was the person that said it? Uh,
RCA. They acted like RCA had to be protected because English isn't his first language. It's
like, how could you do this when he can't defend himself? It's like, he said it, he actually said,
so it's like a report, whatever. The second thing, um, was it Acuna tonight that held up the iPad
for the television cameras being like, look, that wasn't a strike that they called on me.
Like he held up, held up a camera to be, or he held up an iPad to the camera to say,
look, I was right. The umpires are wrong. Do you think they have a red carpet waiting for
them at home? I don't know. They should make a carpet out of bloopy skin. Max, I know you
won't agree with any of this. I do feel bad for Braves fans. Baseball losses like quick baseball
losses are the most painful because you spend an entire summer invested in a team, 162 games,
one of the best offenses of all time. And then you go out like that. Like what they, what would
they end up scoring in their three losses? Would they score three runs? Yeah. They scored zero
runs game one, two game three and one tonight. That's tough. That's tough. That's very tough
in the history of baseball. Yeah. And it just like that it's over. And you're like the whole
season is for not, but the Phillies keep going. The bank stood up statement games from the bank.
We got home. We got home field against the D-backs
Rangers. D-backs don't care. The D-backs are scary. The D-backs are scary. The D-backs are
scary. They're very, I'm not exact gallon is for real. I'm not looking at that, at that team
lightly at all. Yeah. But you get to reset. You get, you get a weekend weekend off. Like I I'm
not kidding the weekend. I'm so looking forward to a weekend of not having my blood pressure at,
I don't even know. People were saying you might have a heart attack. So I, I could, I should wear
a, uh, what are those things? I'm struggling with words. I've already been streamed like the first
couple of games. Yeah. I think Thursday night is game three. We'll we'll stream that. Okay. And
then we'll figure out from there. That sounds, that sounds great. People break max, talk me
through your emotions. When you go back and you watch yourself on stream, like later after the
fact, I tried not to, I tried not to watch any of it because it it's not, it's, it's never like a
pretty site. I'm never doing something that I look at. Although the, the jump, the jump I might,
I may be like that was okay. You were sick. I like the shirt rip off too. That that's just primal.
That's just, that's just about doing it tonight. I was so close to doing it. And I was like,
dude, a lot of people were saying you look strong. I know, but that's what I'm saying.
Like I can't do it again because that's, that's all angles. I got a good angle and you don't want,
you don't want to, you don't want to keep testing. You look like Alex Jones after his diet. He's just
flexing a little harder and a little, yeah. Also before his diet and before I'm fine with that
build. Yeah. Um, all right. So the Phillies are into the NLCS. We're going to talk more baseball
with our good friend, Jared Kravis coming up. There was a football game tonight and, uh, the
Broncos are officially like the saddest team in the world. So sad. So sad. So Russell Wilson
stinks. He's, he stinks. He's wearing a wristband though. Do you see his wristband? He's wearing a
wristband. It was like size 0.0008 font. He had every play on it. He's he's T turtles so fast in
the pocket. He threw for 95 yards. It was not even like, I know that it looks, if you look at
it in 19 eight, no, it was never close to the cheese for up 16, nothing for what felt like
the entirety of the game until the Broncos scored with like five minutes left. But yeah, the, the,
the Broncos are tied now for the worst start in franchise history. Sean Payton, like, I think
they might bench Russell Wilson. They might, he's played himself out of a hall of fame career as
they might. And also Sean Payton called maybe the worst timeout that I've ever seen in a football
game tonight. Did it matter? Well, at the time it did, it was at the end of the second quarter and
there were 22 seconds left and the Broncos were about, I think they were about to punt and they
called a timeout and then they gave the chiefs the ball. It made, it made zero sense. And then
the chiefs and the chiefs kicked like a 60 yard field goal that would have been good from 80.
And then the game was over. Also, Andy Reed, I think Andy Reed is bored with the NFL. I think
Andy Reed is, he's made himself play the NFL on expert mode with the weird shit that he's obsessed
with doing. Cause I think that this chiefs offense, if they wanted to play just normal football would
have beaten the fuck out of the Broncos. It could have been 30, 40 point win, but they do all these
weird plays almost like Andy is just like, he's playing with his food. He's like, I know I'm
going to win. So I'm just going to get really weird with it. And maybe in practice, maybe the
chiefs are so, so bored winning games normally that in practice, Andy's like, I got to, I got
to do something fun to keep these guys attention on football. So I'll just, I'll do like double
pass back and have my backup wide receiver throw a screen to my running back and then get like
three tight ends out in space blocking for him. It's crazy. It's wild. It's crazy.
Uh, Patrick Holmes now has, he is still never lost to the Denver Broncos, which is an insane
stat. I think he's 16 and Oh, now, uh, the last time the Broncos beat the chiefs was Peyton Manning.
That's crazy. It's nuts. That's such utter domination. 2015 part of my take didn't exist.
Part of my take didn't exist. The last time the Broncos beat the chiefs,
that is insane to think about. It's insane to think about. I was 23. It might not exist the
next time. That's going to be so long. That's fucked up, Hank. Yeah. What the fuck Hank?
No, I'm saying my home's got a long career ahead. You're trying to split up the show, right? All
right. My bad. That was unnecessary, Henry. These are my favorite things to look at. No, I just,
but whatever. I was thinking like 15 years, you might not be alive. How about that? You might
not be alive. I know this might be the last time the Broncos beat the chiefs. They made it the
chiefs call today. The present, the Broncos made their rivalry. It was when, when they last beat
the chiefs, it was 5755 all time chiefs. And now it is 7255. That's very sad. That's very,
very sad. Oh, that close. Also Taylor Swift was at the game tonight. She was in the box. Um,
so it was Brittany Mahomes showed her a lot. They showed Taylor and Brittany embracing a little bit
up in the box. Do you think they're actually, they looked like they were friends. They did. I,
is that a show for the cameras? I might, I might have to wait to see if maybe show me a video
action. No, show me an Instagram post where they each take pictures of themselves with each other,
where they post a picture where their friend looks way less cute than they do. And then I'll know
their best friends. Yes. Post the worst picture of them on their friend's birthday, but you look
good. Exactly. That's how you know that it's real. Yes. Uh, hopefully we don't get canceled
for that one. I would like to see it. I think I see the real picture. I think every woman listening
to the show is like, yeah, that's what we do. You're right. Um, okay. Uh, what else before we
get to the week six pixel preview? Oh, is our ad going today? Yes. Friday the 13th. Yeah. All
right. Tweet us that I'm excited. We've got some hard copies too. Oh, they are. Yeah. Beautiful.
We'll get them framed. Will you get them framed? Yeah. I can work on it. Love it. Thank you,
Jake. Great job. Thank you guys. Very cool. Um, shout Dana Holberson. Yeah. I had West Virginia.
Yeah. Fuck you. Hey, did you not know that you had Houston? You don't, you know, I didn't,
I didn't know you bet West Virginia. I didn't have a bet on the game. I just, you know, like
the friends of our show. Yeah. Well, we have a lot of friends in West Virginia too. So it's tough.
Yeah. That was tough. That was crazy. I mean, that was college football and it's fine as a
clean shot Hank. It was college football. It's fine. I actually didn't know. I was just a crazy.
No, I know. It was nuts. I, and also you can't be mad about it if you had West Virginia because
you should never have even been in a spot to cover. And then Houston had a hail Mary with
seven seconds left. Squib kicks, squib kicks, squib your kicks. I'm happy for Dana though.
First win in the big 12. I'm happy for coach Dana. He is our good friend. Okay. Let's kick it
to ourselves. Week six picks and preview. I actually got a question about that. Do you think
that Dana would get more drunk after a heartbreaking loss to West Virginia or after a miracle win
against West Virginia? That was a, that was a drinking win. Yeah. Oh, he's he'll be drunk till
Monday and rightfully so. He's going to have a great time. Yeah. That was a great win for them.
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six will be the first time officially say we are a third of the way through the season. Oh shut up,
don't say that. But it is so fast how like it's crazy how fast it goes. I just I hate it when you
I know you hate it when I say it but I use it I don't see it say it as a negative I see it as a
embrace every moment smell the roses we love football football's on we're day whatever 10 of
50 straight football days just you know stop and have a moment where you're like oh yeah this is
awesome this is what I like about life tell you what a third of the way through I can live with
that yeah if you pull the thing where you say we're halfway done I I'm probably going to burn
the studio down all right so then I'll go two thirds I'll just go we're one we just we're after
this weekend we've hit the first period okay all right yeah regular season we still have a whole
month after that of course regular season regular season and then there's March Madness after that
we're fine yeah Sunday's race you know they're they're the best they're the best uh okay first
game London game another London game Ravens and Titans uh I have a couple things about this game
first is the travel schedule definitely favor favors the Ravens I looked into it without a doubt
Ravens flew on Monday Titans flew on Thursday night Thursday night after practice after practice
I went back I did some research actually on the Ravens and their travel record and how they do
so uh they played the last time they played in London was 2017 they went there on Thursday night
that was Harbaugh's strategy that was the worst loss that John Harbaugh's ever had in his career
as a head coach they lost 40 47 to the Jaguars this year they're going early they already went
there they've been there since Monday they've been acclimated to British life right now um
I don't know why the Titans are flying out they did it last time they went there
in a loss I don't know why teams do that but it was a they failed the two-point conversion with
time running out uh so when Vrabel was asked about this he's like yeah the only difference
is we're going to try to get the two-point conversion this time so that's that's perfect
Vrabel answer because his his explanation for it was just basically we're going full speed ahead
this week he's just like fuck it that's his strategy is fuck it losers complain about time
zones but in this case I I don't know why a team wouldn't choose to go out there earlier in the
world it doesn't make unless it's the owner saying we don't want to pay for hotels yeah I don't know
still it doesn't make any sense in fact get there so the Titans practice this week with their
throwback helmets on they're spending more time getting ready for their throwback helmets next
week that's smart than they are but that is it is smart than they are about this week so you gotta
be ready for the throw I'm gonna hammer the throwback uniforms against the Falcons next week
but this week Mike come on yeah get Ravens first get your ass on a plane mega lock uh okay so
here's my take I'm kind of sick of the London game and let me just explain it before anyone
gets tells me I'm wrong uh I like the early football it's fun I'm sick of the fact that
they have made something that was unique and different into just every week when it was like
twice a year and it was spaced out it was kind of cool like oh shit we got a bonus game this is
the third week in a row they're just changing the schedule on us they're slowly like getting our
brains ready for football at 8 30 in the morning I don't know I just I liked that I liked how cool
and unique it was and now it doesn't feel cool and unique it just feels like a burden it's like
interleague play right it's so so what's probably going to happen is in the next like two to three
years there might be four games four games a season over there I think next week is there
not the Germany well the Germany I'm talking about London that's a few weeks okay all right
this is third in a row yeah so it's the third in a row next year there'll be four in a row year
after that maybe five in a row and next thing you know we're gonna have a team in London we're not
even gonna notice we're just gonna be ready for it I know so I'm saying right now I noticed yeah
I noticed I noticed what you're doing NFL there's nothing I can do to stop it but count me in the
in the group of people who notice so it used to be that they would screw over like two teams a
season in terms of travel schedule now they're screwing over I think seven or eight teams
so it's like a third of the league is getting boned on this London uh European football no
we're going week week nine and week 10 and week 10 yeah so week nine is that also is that that's
Germany and then week 10 is Germany as well so they're going back to back again so this is going
to be five out of seven weeks that again I don't I like more football different time slots I think
that if if the NFL was really smart what they would do is adopt more of like a college football
uh schedule yeah if we played 12 o'clock eastern was like four games 3 30 eastern was like another
four games a couple games at six and then one game at eight yeah that would be cool yeah and
it's not it does feel like more football but we forget it's the exact same amount of football that
we'd have it's just at different times but yes it's just lost the allure it used to be something
very cool like whoa this is so unique now it's just oh another Sunday yep they're playing a
weird game over in London people on the west coast they get boned by this harder than anybody
we're gonna stand up for the west coast a little bit well I I don't like when west coast people
were like oh it's the best time zone and then you just say like oh so what are you doing for
Monday night football like oh I'm sitting on the 405 yeah or coming home from work or what do you
do for London football yeah London morning football what do you do for college football
yeah starts at 9 a.m yeah you can't tailgate for something although I guess you could make
you could make the argument that you could just stay up all night drunk and then
roll right into I also don't think people in LA are getting up at you know eight in the morning
being like man got to make sure that I'm up for Rutgers versus Maryland yeah probably not but
they will have to now because it will be UCLA versus Rutgers you're gonna have to watch okay
uh nerd nugget for this game the Ravens have rushed for at least 100 yards in 21 straight
games marking the NFL's longest active streak San Francisco is second with 11 games okay okay
good nerd nugget um there was there was the clip of Joey Porter telling about Odell Beckham like
go spend more time with your family yeah after the end of that game it occurred to me yesterday
what he was talking about he was probably telling him to go ask his dad to cut up more highlights of
him being open downfield that's what that meant Odell was open a couple times and you get fooled
by the screenshots where they have like okay this wide receiver is wide open on this play they're
like why can't you throw it to that guy it was it was a great game uh the Ravens Steelers game
of do you watch ball bro because if you just look at the the box score you can be like Lamar sucked
yeah and if you watch the game you're like Lamar was not the problem they're receivers
I think it's a bounce back game for the for the Ravens receivers I think they're gonna catch
everything well they can't drop as many passes as they did last week they definitely can I don't
know I think they absolutely could I think they maxed out on that one I do like the Ravens though
and I'm entirely basing this on travel yes Hank what are you gonna say I mean last week was as
bad as it gets but it could get worse I don't know I really don't think it could yeah it could try
they could try they could definitely try uh okay next game Seahawks at Bengals uh we have
DK Metcalf saying that David Witherspoon will make the uh will get the best of Jamar Chase
and then Jamar Chase uh retweeted that clip on his Twitter so he saw it it's the legion of spoon
I I had a dream and this is I get a dream bet once every I'd say I don't know eight nine months
and my dream bets always hit so this is official PFT dream bet bet that I'm putting out in my
sleep last night before DK Metcalf put this out there I dreamt that Witherspoon was going to put
the absolute clamps on Jamar Chase in the game I dreamt a post-game press conference with uh with
Jamar Chase being frustrated with him asking him if he was always open this game I had the entire
thing say no yeah he was like no gotta he said hats off to Devin Witherspoon hats off hats off
so I'm betting the under on his receiving yards this week that's just I gotta follow the system
I think I'm two and oh lifetime on dream bets there's also uh potential weather weather isn't
real but there is potential weather this time of year we're starting to get a weather time I think
there might be some wins Joe Burrow though looks like he's fully healthy was in practice this week
not wearing anything on his leg his leg does look skinnier but he doesn't he was moving around he
didn't have the brace on he didn't have the sleeve on his calf yeah so I think Joe Burrow he did the
impossible he played himself back into health yeah he played football until he was no longer
injured from playing football yeah this is gonna be a big test though for the Bengals yeah part of
me says oh the Bengals are back and then you got to remember they also did play the Cardinals right
who are feisty but but the card we get they are the Cardinals Jamal Adams is back apparently
let's play I think he's back and uh it's very disrespectful but yeah but it's very but it's
also very true that's a memes original isn't it did you call blitz boy no no maybe jack jack
mcguire did someone someone on our bar the bar still made a calc started calling him blitz boy
a few years ago he blitzed I just love it it's like slant man and blitz boy yeah the two uh the
two avengers he also has the nfc Jamal Adams you should take away some of your paraphernalia on
your arms until you start playing well again like he has way too much stuff going on he I think he
has like six or seven weird armbands yeah you gotta you gotta minimize that until you start playing
well then you can add them back so the theme of this week is travel in the NFL so I looked up more
travel information about the Seahawks they've won 15 of their last 18 early kickoffs uh when
it's 10 a.m pacific time and the Seahawks are 16 and 4 including playoffs in the eastern time zone
since 2018 because Pete has them travel early yeah Pete gets it yeah I'm betting let's get it
I'm doing all these games on travel this week so travel the theme of your week theme of my
week travel travel and dreams travel and dreams uh okay what's your uh nerd nugget since the start
of the 2020 season Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow has 18 touchdown passes of 40 or more yards which
is the most in the NFL that was a hiccup from Max sorry I'm it's deep yeah he throws deep I didn't
hear it I didn't even hear this nerd nugget because I was just sorry I'm sorry it's been a big week
I'm sorry no I the hiccups the hiccups I'm a big just one hiccup whatever one hiccup no I don't
think anyone's ever done one you'll see I won't I won't hiccup again the rest of this show I bet
that just feels like it's just oh I like this bet that feels like it's just food bubbling over
let's work I want I want did you just eat lunch 50 bucks 50 bucks can I tell Hank all right I'll
tell Max all right you better not fucking hiccup I'm not going to I heard I heard a very funny
hiccup story about a guy that used to be on our podcast William football um apparently after the
water dogs lost the championship game it was a very somber mood in the dogs locker room and uh
the coach was giving a post-game speech thanking them for everything they did and just like pouring
his heart out there and Billy had been enjoying the beer garden for the entire game and uh he had
his like head down like he was one of the guys like head in his hands like so upset that they
lost and it was quiet and then Billy just lets out the biggest hiccup ever because he was hammered
and everybody in the locker room turned and stared at oh no come on Billy's living his best life he's
just part of like a street team yeah he's going I think he's got a pink Whitney tour yeah he's
going to Tallahassee this weekend he's using him for for exactly what he should be used for all
right next game 49ers Browns we don't know if Sean Watson is playing uh if it's DTR will be
hilarious we have record watch McCaffrey is uh 14 straight games touchdown 15 is the record
he'd be tied with OJ Simpson and John Riggins and I also have a little stat for you this comes
from Jack Hammer great name oh Jack Hammer NFL he's a beat reporter for the 49ers Jack Hammer
uh Kyle Shanahan has faced Jim Schwartz nine times his teams are one and eight against him
and have scored over 20 points just once wow little little something there that's still
I'm going to take the Niners but little something there yeah so right now it looks like it's priced
in that Deshaun's not playing I don't know if that's true he's medically cleared and he I think
was medically cleared last time what's the line right now seven uh last night I looked at it and
I thought to myself it was six maybe now it's seven nine okay now it is now he's not gonna
play yeah because it was six as of yesterday afternoon I also read that PJ Walker would
probably get the start over DTR that's bullshit DTR so funny he is fun to watch yeah this would
be the only spot like the Niners have been incredible but if you want to pick a spot
it's coming off a absolute ass whooping of the Cowboys on national television Sunday night football
having to go to Cleveland early kick Jim Schwartz Kyle Shanahan I'm not going to bet on the Browns
but if you wanted to you could easily sell yourself on this being the place to fade the
nut you want to hear a travel fact sure I have another travel these are great uh so Kyle Shanahan
12 and 5 on the east coast okay so the Niners travel well when they go east because they leave
early they do it's a fact yeah that's travel fact yeah yeah yeah 12 and 5 straight up or
against the spread 12 and 5 straight up this is a nine point spread it's a it's a travel fact that
Kyle Shanahan so if you want to take the Niners to win the game I'm actually going to take the
Browns in this game okay I'm going to hold my nose and take the Browns yeah I'm going to get
your travel facts well it's it is a big spread yeah uh some spread Jake the 49ers have a chance
when their 16th consecutive regular season game if they beat the Browns this week which would mark
the longest regular season winning streak in franchise history whoa whoa okay also we did
we did see David and Joku's face oh my god football guy of the millennium I can't believe
he played insane it's crazy did he try to put the fire out with his face he was lighting a fire pit
in his backyard and he was like let me just put it out by blowing on it with my face I think he
was trying to light it I don't think he was trying to put it out crazy crazy yeah he's a
tough motherfucker tough motherfucker uh okay next game Vikings at Bears Bears coming off a win but
they haven't won a home game in over a year calendar year September was last time they won
a home game uh Justin Jefferson is out Kevin O'Connell had a little fun with that he said
my expectations is we hit the gas with Jordan Addison this weekend no pun intended but intended
uh do you think if the Bears win this game that Kirk Cousins could get traded I think it's a
possibility and so he's got the no trade clause right so in order to make that work it would have
to be a team that would want him that would then give him a massive extension that he would be
happy with that to me is the key to getting good because I don't think you're going to get Kirk to
like pick up his life and move his family he's going to have to find like different coals to
shop at and then that's going to be a challenge for him and his family but he's not going to go
somewhere for like four months and then leave again unless they're really really good I guess
it's probably a possibility but what really really good team would want him I know so I'm thinking
I'm 49ers should honestly just trade for him just in case it's yeah and have a nice backup seriously
if you if you're the 49ers the only thing that can derail your season is another like all of
our quarterbacks get hurt right so so the teams that would have cap space I noticed earlier in
the week the Falcons made cap room they like did a big restructuring of a guy that they didn't think
they were going to restructure right now and then Arthur Smith was like kind of coy about why they
did it I could see the Falcons trying to do something like that would be interesting because
if you're being honest as a Falcons fan you're not really happy with with the quarterback
situation right now like if you play well right now Desmond Ritter's peak is playing well enough
to win right right so I it's probably not going to happen but if it were to happen I would keep
my eye on the Falcon if they if the Falcons got Kirk Cousins would they still start Desmond Ritter
at home that would be awesome yeah if they just did it a whole minute away also Kirk Cousins would
look very strange in like the all-black Falcon skier yeah maybe kind of an edge to him though
yeah maybe kind of an edge um so the Bears right now Justin Fields he's coming off two great games
he is on pace for 3,800 yards and 37 touchdowns he would be the first Bears quarterback ever
to throw over 30 touchdowns in a season Eric Kramer had 29 in 1995 there was also the year
that Josh McCown and Jay Cutler in 2013 combined for 32 so record watch for the Bears yeah get
if Justin Fields can this season if the Bears season isn't good but Justin Fields can just
erase some of the insult stats that are out there it would be a success like if you get 4,000 yards
if you could get over 30 touchdowns great I actually think the Bears were on the receiving
end of a compliment stat last week well Schefter insults that at us when he was like Justin
Jefferson is out for the game against the Bears in his uh four seasons as a pro he has more yards
than any Bears receiver ever yeah yeah insults that it has no reason to put that in there but
there was a compliment stat that you guys got last week DJ Moore his 230 yards receiving the second
most in the Chicago Bears history that's impressive yeah when you see 230 yards Bears you're like
well that's probably a season season a season-long record for them but in this case no it's like they
actually they have a big game that they had as their number one so it was like oh shit the Bears
aren't always totally garbage at receiver yeah he also won offensive player of the week in the NFC
which I think was the first time since 1999 the Bears players done that congratulations so huge
huge Bears are looking up if you were Justin Jefferson and you're sitting out this game you're
probably out for the next three games with a hamstring um and you lose to the Bears you're
probably not breaking your neck to come back and play for this season's Vikings or you're like with
your contract yeah or your hamstring yeah you're probably not going to want to risk that so this
feels like it could be uh it's it's definitely a line in the sand game for the Vikings like you
should win this game and if you don't pack it all this is a blowed up game yeah the Bears could blow
up the Vikings this weekend let's see what the Vikings give them a Viking funeral uh Jake go
ahead give us your nerd nugget shootout incoming entering this week Vikings quarterback Kirk
Cousins leads the league with 13 passing touchdowns while Bears quarterback Justin Fields is tied for
second in the league with 11 yeah so the Bears are 5-0 to the over and the Vikings are 4-1 to
the over which would be 5-0 if the refs didn't screw them against uh the Chiefs last weekend
the Vikings have the Niners next week Monday Night Football yeah so it could be a blowed up
spot what's the opposite of a look ahead a look behind yeah like check your six yeah because
rearview yeah because if you're the Vikings you've got that even if you're a Vikings player you
probably have that circled as an ass kicking next week yeah that's not going to be good like get
primetime Kirk against the Niners this is a get your wins in week yeah you need they need to win
and listen the Bears might be back if they win this game and I am all the way back in it Justin
Fields I liken it to a relationship where listen Justin Fields threw some interceptions I said some
things you know we both had uh emotional times but at the end of the day don't go to bed angry
so I'm no longer going to bed angry okay if people want to say oh well you said week three he's not
the guy yeah I did he's the guy again it's fine we're fine everything is good he's not the problem
uh okay Commanders of Falcons we're on a Sam Howell sack watch he has uh been sacked 29 times
on pace for 99 sacks which would crush the record of 76 David Carr in 2002 yeah whoo yeah offensive
protection hasn't been that good Sam Howell also needs to learn how to get the ball out sometimes
and I'm going to pay a compliment to Justin Fields in the game against the Commanders
he was really good at throwing the ball away yeah he had I think I think not only did he have
some of the the best uh actual passes and the best passing attack with DJ Moore he also threw some
amazing incompletions when he was about to get sacked yeah decisiveness it's good that you've
got a big guy that's using his size to throw the ball away over the top of the defenders that are
coming in yes Adam the Commanders offensive line stinks the defense is the biggest issue I think
the offense I should be okay it'd be nice to run the ball once or twice because we just abandoned
the running game last week the Falcons might load up the box it's kind of well the Falcons defense
is actually better than I yeah then they're getting credit for yeah yeah the Falcons defense isn't bad
the Commanders defense stunk last week and I'm on fire del rio fire jack del rio Rivera's probably
not going to do it because he's done at the end of the season so why would he torch a guy that's
been his guy for a long ass time right if he's going to get fired in or if he's not going to
get renewed at the end of the season but they need to do something different on defense because
jack del rio is doing the exact same thing where he's got four guys rushing the passer and then
you're also having your cornerbacks try to jump routes or jump roots as they're happening and
what happened to Emmanuel Forbes last two weeks he's gotten his ass kicked yeah they just look
undisciplined yes that's really what it is like there's there's moments when I mean you were at
the game but they were they were highlighting on Amazon Prime like Chase Young just no no ability
to keep the edge letting Justin Fields run around them they're running the Bears running game was
able to run through them it's it'll be an interesting game because this is if the if the
Commanders win a soupy back on no we're not soupy we're not soupy we're just we're back to playing
spoiler we can play spoiler but if but if the if they don't change the way that they're running
their defense Forbes is going to continue to get cooked this entire year and he's going to be one
of the worst cornerbacks in the NFL because he takes a lot of chances the way you counteract
that is by doing you know what I never thought I'd say this I miss Dr. Heat on the Commanders
I miss Greg Williams just fuck it go zero blitz all the time if you're going to have your
cornerbacks jumping routes anyways it's like give them get to the quarterback know that you will get
to the cornerback yeah that's how you're going to play the if the Commanders can win this game they
have the Giants next week that could you know it could be back to four and three going against the
Eagles at home yeah hmm Taylor Haneke revenge game though and you play the Patriots a week after that
that we are Desmond Ritter never lost at home did Desmond Ritter 31 and 0 at home in college and
uh NFL uh okay go ahead Jake Sam Howell has completed 10 passes of 30 or more yards through
his first six career games since 2020 that's the most by a player through their first career six
first six career games it's also the most in franchise history um can I can I confess one
of my deepest darkest fears to you guys yeah go ahead I love mine is Max is going to hiccup again
I love Sam I think he's been just swallowing him like Hank is literally just staring at Max's face
I love Sam Howell and I've really enjoyed watching him play and I think he's good
I also think that we might I might be getting into a situation where I'm falling in love with a guy
and he might be like consistently above average at quarterback and then I'm going to get so
frustrated with him in like three or four years just like I did with Kirk Cousins that he's just
not good enough to be a great quarterback and then I'm going to start to hate Sam Howell after
that I know it's early I know the body of work that we've seen is small and it's encouraging
but this is just me being burned so many times that I think Sam Howell is our guy remember we
did this a while ago like the difference between he's our guy he's my guy versus the guy I'm just
afraid that Sam Howell is going to be my guy yeah and not the guy that's okay that's okay we'll just
play play the game I would take my guy though considering you know all things being equal
the history of our two teams with quarterbacks I would take my guy they should let Taylor Heineke
play in this game both ways yeah they should all-time quarterback they should uh okay next
game Panthers and Dolphins yuck so the big news out of the Panthers this week is David Tepper
looks like an owner no one wants to work with uh there was a couple quotes so Frank Reich said
there's different philosophies in ownership some owners kind of stay stay away and don't engage a
lot other owners do and his philosophy is he's going to engage and listen it's only been a short
experience but it's been a good experience it hasn't been fun I wouldn't characterize them as
fun meetings and he also said I talk to Tepper every week multiple times usually talk either
Monday or Tuesday after a game and he's super competitive wants to bring a winner to the
Carolinas he wants it now wants it now and pushes me and pushes us to that end he wants to do
whatever it takes and turn over every stone turn it as much as he has to to produce winning football
so I appreciate those conversations they're always very challenging he's a super competitive person
he's not going to sit idly by that's a problem yeah I can't imagine like a real alpha type head
coach wanting to work for a guy like that that is a uh our owner he basically in those two quotes was
like yeah this guy is putting his you know nose where it shouldn't be and micromanaging a football
team and that's not how a successful organization runs there is no like you can't have that you can't
have the owner forcing the coach to have a meeting multiple times a week well the cowboys and they
were pretty good 30 years ago yeah right they they the only time the cowboys were good was when Jimmy
Johnson a true alpha yeah was in there and they butted heads all the time but yeah that's that's
not a good sign for the David Tepper Panthers uh he I think he's gonna have to probably adjust that
because I don't think football lifers football coaches love when the owner is like hey so why'd
you run this play yeah so in most sports when an owner takes over they they are like this because
it's their new toy and they're obsessed with it and then there's always an interview that the
owner will give like five years into their tenure it's like what have you learned as your time being
an owner they say well it's that I should let the football guys be football guys and that I should
take my hand off well it happens every time and yeah most owners are very wildly successful in
business and they're like I'm gonna run my football team exactly like I ran my business
and just treat everyone like that and then they get in the building I was like fuck this guy yeah
he's gonna run it like Goldman Sachs so did you my favorite fact about about uh Tepper is that
in his office on his desk he has a big pair of brass testicles that he keeps on his desk so
whenever anyone new walks into his office he's like you know why why keep these here and they're
like no why he's like because I got brass balls love that so that's yeah he sounds like a miserable
person sounds like it sounds like a terrible terrible boss uh I hope uh Devon A-Chain gets
better because he is so much fun to watch but I do think that like I don't know this game is weird I
the Dolphins should kill the the Panthers but at some point the Panthers are going to cover a spread
and do it a big spread like this what is it right now 14 and a half it's good it's been climbing do
you think that Chase Claypool is too slow to play on the Dolphins um they talked about maybe making
him uh tight end yeah yeah you might disrupt the timing because two is used to just rockets out
there I also I went on uh Pittsburgh radio this morning with our guys and uh they tried to make
fun of me for Chase Claypool because obviously the Steelers ended up getting the 32nd pick
fun fact Chase Claypool uh before he joined the Bears last year the Bears were three and five
when he joined the Bears they went 0-12 and since he's left the Bears they're 1-1 so Chase Claypool
is the human tank machine yeah so he actually is the greatest bear of all time because without him
they would not have gotten the first pick yeah and been able to trade it for the Panthers
the Panthers I think they I don't know do you think they regret that maybe a little maybe
maybe a tiny bit who won the trade I think the Bears might have won that trade with uh the
Panthers just openly saying we need a wide receiver yeah it like EJ Moore and also not having they're
the first they're the worst team in the league right that to me sounds like a Tepper special
where he's he's trading away one of his best players and then like five weeks later he's like
we really could use that exact same guy that we traded away yeah whoops where why can't we get
that guy back uh go ahead nerd nugget so it's 13 and a half right now 13 and a half uh the
Dolphins have won 14 of their past 16 home games and have never won 15 of 17 at Hard Rock Stadium
since it opened in 1987 so they're playing all-time good football at home right now yeah
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