David Wells, Chill Week From Tahoe + Mt Rushmore Of Worse Situations To Dump
2024-07-10 02:10:33
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It is chill week, we're also going to explain chill week because I did a bad job of that. We never really told anyone what we were actually doing.
I was actually remarkably chill of you.
That was chill of me.
It is un-chill of a listener who complained.
Well, it wasn't a complaint, it was shout out. FSU Brando. He was like, Hey, Wood actually is chill week, and I was like, good point, never fucking said it.
It's a fair point, but also if you're chill, then, you know.
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And welcome to Chill week. I notice what's up with your guys hats.
Is that not chill?
Might want to turn it around if you want to be chill, Colin Coward would hate this week.
I don't know, I don't know. Come on, we can't have three backers.
Come on, go do it, yeah.
What if I just?
That's chill, yeah, look at Hank cracking open a coors light. Alright, so we're in Tahoe. We did a terrible job of explaining chill week.
There's probably some awls that are like, Does this mean grit week's gone? No, grit week is still coming? First week of August, Uh, this is chill week. An idea that we've been tossing around for a few years, in that we see this golf tournament that happens in Tahoe every single year.
It's, uh, seems awesome American Century Championship and we're like, we should go out there and chill and interview some people. And finally, this year, we got our ducks in a row and we're like, Hey, let's go do it.
So we're out here, shout out to people from American Century, Uh, Championship. They were accommodating, they have been accommodating, they're letting us do interviews at the clubhouse this week.
And we're in Tahoe, and videos and videos, we're in Tahoe, we're chilling.
We played, we went wakeboarding video will come out, we went frisbee, golfing video will come out.
Really good at both, yeah.
And we're just we're just having a chill week.
It is very chill, I like it out here, it's a very chill town. Lake Tahoe's great. Uh, amazing.
Hank is in love with it. It's one of the premier destination spots for vacations, as told by Hank Lockwood. Um, it's a good place to get a bunch of interviews too, because there's a bunch of really big name players out here. And the good thing is, I think I think people are more ready to talk to you when they get off the golf course, yeah.
They're like, ready to go.
Oh, I mean, David Wells was incredible today. He has stories for days. But yeah, it's, uh, I mean, yeah. We're working a lot during chill week, but we love our job. Like I had, I had a moment coming back from frisbee golf today today rocked. We just hung out with the boys all day.
This is our went on a boat, did an interview, played some frisbee, golf, vibes were high.
This is our phase. Me, Yeah, that's right, we're getting ready for camp.
We're just chilling out. Yeah, Hank did say that, like, two hours into, uh, today, he was like, Yeah, I think I liked Lake Tahoe. It's like, Oh, no shit, dude, yeah.
It's where everyone goes in vacations, it's a beautiful, beautiful place, it's really good.
Is there is there like a bigger discrepancy in terms of swank level? For an airport that you have to fly into, like a city that you have to fly into to get to the destination that you end up at. Because you have to fly into Reno to get here, yeah, and I wouldn't say that Reno, like Reno, is a fun town. But it's also like, if you're laying low, if you're ducking some charges, Reno is a pretty good spot to go.
No, nine, one one.
Yes, but they have to fly in there to get to Lake Tahoe. So you get like a taste of grit when you land and then the destination is really chill. Yeah, probably the biggest discrepancy in terms of cities without it.
And we're just chilling. I don't, I mean, like, this is, uh, we have a couple more days here, but if it's anything like today, sign me up for more.
Uh, I I think that actually, the boys behind the camera have a much chiller week than we do because they're in Margaritaville. Oh yeah, that's true, that's the chillest place. I'm a little upset.
I'm not in Margaritaville this week.
They are, they are also just shoot video while we were waiting. Yeah, we play for, yeah, they, they, and they also. We're going to finish this podcast and they're going to work all night. Um, and then we have an interview at 8 a.m. But yeah, they're chilling.
But Margaritaville? If I could trade places with them, I would.
You know what, if I learned, if I knew how to edit, I would edit for you guys today. That's how chill I am. That is, hey, uh, so we should talk about what, whatever's going on in the sports world.
You know, it's not chill, Mike Gundy.
Mike Gundy Had Mike Gundy, he double dipped into it today.
Yeah, so so the story is, uh, Ollie Gordon, the incredible running back for Oklahoma State. Uh, got a dui, uh, what is like, a month ago or so, Mike Gundy was big, or sorry, I was about to say, Oh, it was big 12.
Still, I got confused. Big 12 Media Day Mike Gundy, Uh, said, I looked it up on my phone talking about Ollie Gordon's DUI. I looked it up on my phone.
What would be the legal limit? Two or three beers or four. I'm not justifying what Ollie did. I'm telling you what decision I made. Well, I thought I'd probably done that a thousand times in my life.
Yeah, he said that he has been over the legal limit of driving over a thousand times in his life.
You know how old he is? This made me feel old, because when I think of Mike Gundy, I still remember the I'm a man, I'm 40, Mike Gundy's 56 now, yeah.
So I did the math, so that's 35 years, right?
That means that, uh, 35 years since you're 21.
Okay, well, 38 years he's, he's claimed to have over a thousand Duis.
All right.
So he probably wasn't following the law.
It should be like, 32 times a year is what we're looking at. Mike Gundy driving drunk 32 times a year. I mean, it wouldn't shock me.
I was trying to figure out what exactly his point was, and it like, he could have just said, Hey. And and you know, Duis are not a laughing matter. It's like, Hey, he made a mistake. uh, he knows he fucked up. We're going to, we're going to figure out a way to learn from this.
Instead, he was just like, Yeah, dude, he had four beers. I do that all the time.
Yeah, Mike Gundy was like, I think that the police need to be quit being pussies like, come on. There was a 0.10, so yeah. He said. He broke it down by weight to see how many beers that he had.
And then my favorite part of this was, he said. If there's any punishment, I'm probably going to just give him the ball 50 times in the first game. Yeah, right, that'll show him, I'm going to give him extra carries.
Yeah.
I don't, I mean Mike Gundy, I guess, I guess he's keeping the big 12.
I wouldn't have known Big 12 Media Day was happening today if it weren't for Mike Gundy, so credit to you for the Big 12 being in relevant today. I don't think for the right reasons.
The commissioner also said that he's not going to rest until the Big 12 is the best conference in the country. Oh, good luck.
So he's just never going to sleep.
He's never going to sleep.
Well, they've had some good, they've had some good runs, but they losing Oklahoma and Texas does not help.
Yeah, best in the country.
Yeah, I think the new Big 12 is going to be very, very fun.
It's going to be fun, for sure, yeah.
And I'm also very excited because no one ever talks about, uh, you know, all. The college realignment is always football centric, which I get, cause that's the main motivator. But like Arizona and Kansas, playing Big 12, basketball is going to rule.
That is going to be good to watch.
Those kind of things that you think about and like the like BYU and UCF, I'm getting a nice rivalry going.
I need some, I need some reminders of who's joining the ACC this year.
Uh, Stanford and Cal.
That's right, yeah.
SMU and I think I got all of them, I think I got all of them.
Yeah, that's going to rock.
It is crazy looking at all, like when they updated all the rank or not rankings, but like if you go on ESPN.
Com and you look for your conference? Like I did that for the Big 10 and just seeing 18 teams, I was like, Holy fucking shit, yeah.
It's going to be wild Stanford and Duke, that's going to be good rivalry.
Yeah, all right, so this is so, let's see the ACC how many teams will.
17 total teams, so I must've missed some, I got to find a list of all these. We should, we should just do this. As a quick recap, 17 teams. That's insane.
Yeah, I think it was, yeah, Stanford, Cal, SMU. Um, and then Big 12 is if we went down the list real quick, I know. UCF BYU Arizona, Arizona State.
I forget who else joined the Big 12.
UTAH Yeah, I think so, there's a lot of teams. Uh, so yeah, Mike Gundy way to go, dude.
Yeah.
Dui no big deal, no.
Thousand times.
Thousand times his life.
Uh, all right, what else we got?
Uh, the I have an update for us.
Okay.
So, uh, remember Kevin Durant? There was some speculation on what was going on with him. He's he's unhappy. Don't act like you're not interested in Charlotte to Stingray. That bitch is alive. uh, Kevin Durant is unhappy and requested trade.
But he did.
Well, I think he will.
Oh, he will.
I think Kevin Durant is unhappy.
We, we've been talking to some league sources.
Yeah, the league sources are saying. Kevin Durant have confirmed he is unhappy in his current situation and would like to play somewhere else.
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I also love the picture Day. Uh, one, Mark Few is a coach on team USA. Didn't realize that. Uh, so he's going to get a gold medal before he gets to a final. Four and two Kevin Durant standing in the back row. The height Truthers are back.
I don't even think it's a height truthing anymore, it's just Kevin Durant has always been seven feet. He just doesn't want to say it.
Yeah, yeah, and then, um, there was a picture of of the French team too. And Rudy was in the background with, Uh, with Wimby, and he got on his tiptoes, so we didn't look that much shorter than Wimby.
Smart move by him, yeah.
That is very smart move.
Um, oh, Cooper flag, I think Cooper flag.
Oh, oh, yeah, in Uh, soccer, you have a Cooper flag.
He might be a problem.
We, we were the first to say it three years ago.
It's going to piss me off so much watching him dominate at Duke.
Yeah, but they're, they're not gonna, they're still will like, flame out.
He was like, tanking. This year is going to be off the charts.
Off the charts, yeah.
As it should be.
Yeah, it's going to rule and then, and the Pistons are going to get the fifth pick.
Yep.
That's just going to happen. But yeah, Cooper Flag he was, uh, he was showing out against Team USA. That's gotta be like the coolest moment ever to be playing against all those guys. And actually, you know, be like, I belong on this court.
You're hitting step backs over some of the best defensive players in the league. Yeah, I think he's good. Yeah, I'm going to say it right now.
He's good, yeah.
Uh, yeah, Spain, Spain, France played soccer.
You see that goal golazo.
16 year old.
Yamal.
Yeah, Yamal was talking soccer.
That's it, that's all. Oh, uh, Messi scored.
Yeah, Canada lost.
Yeah, Spain beat Canada.
Spain beat Canada. Yeah, that's exactly what happened to me in soccer. Yep, I wish we had, I actually would have liked to watch the Euros.
Um, but we were busy, but yeah, it looked looked cool.
Yeah, it was, uh, it was actually Spain, France, France got a goal, which was nice, so they they advanced all the way. I think this is the quarterfinals, semifinals.
Semifinals today, so they advanced all the way to the semis. They scored one goal, uh, and I believe it was in the run of play today. All their other goals were either own goals or, uh, PKs.
Yeah.
They had zero open goal, uh, they had zero open goal goals for the entire tournament until today.
We got to get their coach.
Yeah, they just grit and grind.
Just grit, just grit. They're like Iowa football of a football.
Yeah, just never even try to score, just get to get the pks or get tripped in the box. Yep, now let's talk about soccer.
Anything else going on in the sports world that we need to be aware of before we get to everything else we got.
I think that's pretty much it.
Let's just look.
I think that's sports for the day.
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Oh, sports, okay, here's let's read a headline man uses funnel to pour Margarita down woman's butt.
Restaurant outraged.
Why are they outraged?
I think some people were outraged. The restaurant Rodeo Mexican Restaurant had to issue a letter. That's bad news when you have to issue a letter as a restaurant. I don't even know.
They like that. When have you ever seen a restaurant be like, here's a letter that we're informing everyone.
People complaining to the restaurant because somebody bought funnel to Margarita, Yeah, that's not on the restaurant.
Well, there was video of it. They, I guess, I don't know, maybe the vibes. But as chill week like we should, you could butt funnel anywhere.
You could charge double.
Yeah. The Rodeo Mexican restaurant said Deer valued customers recently became aware of an inappropriate incident that took place in our restaurant. We want to make it clear that such behavior is completely unacceptable and does not reflect our values or mission. To provide a family friendly You're a Restaurant family friendly dining experience.
We were taking this matter very seriously and are conducting a thorough investigation in collaboration with the authorities. Any employees found to be involved will face appropriate action. We're committed to maintain the highest standards and ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment for all our guests. Thank you for understanding and continued support. Sincerely, Rodeo Mexican Restaurant.
That's what you're, a restaurant.
Yeah, and also that's putting an unreasonable expectation on your server. Once the drink is served, do you then have to sit at the table to make sure they don't butt funnel it? Yeah.
I don't know, I did say rodeo, it's rodeo, probably I was just thinking of rodeo drive.
Rodeo would be classier.
Rodeo, they should read brand as Rodeo, yeah.
If it's rodeo, then you go in there expecting to see some bottle.
As I was reading it, I was like, This is definitely rodeo, what am I? Why am I saying it like this? Yeah, there's people were complaining.
This woman said I've enjoyed dining in your restaurant for many years, celebrated many birthdays there, Enjoyed your margaritas? Oh, the one that went up the butt. I am far from a prude.
That's a classic prude thing to say. No one has ever said that that wasn't approved. But I've never been more disgusted in my life by the video of those people acting like animals in your restaurant. I strongly disagree with that. Also, let me see, like, could a dog butt funnel?
I've watched a lot of Nat Geo, I've never seen an animal butt funnel Margarita.
Could a gorilla butt funnel? Could a fucking tiger butt funnel? They don't have the thumbs.
No.
Or the I mean, they don't have funnels. Yes, I've seen the video and I know the name of the server and said video. I've also watched the quality of food and service decline over the years. That feels fake, that feels like you're piling on.
It sounds like she was waiting for an excuse, yeah.
With this incident being the final straw, I'll be taking my business elsewhere. Damn.
The final straw actually went into that lady's butthole.
Yeah, that was it, that was literally it.
That's the final straw.
Yeah, and then one person, or Kate, our co-worker, good friend Kate, left a review saying This place rules. And I hope they don't let any drama bring them down. And I vow to get there someday to enjoy many margs with my mouth.
I also liked that the restaurant was like. We will be conducting a very thorough investigation, just like watching the security camera on replay.
Our standards? Yeah, we expect higher standards than butt funnels.
There's going to be like, you know how? On a menu, it has that asterisk and it says warning Consuming undercooked poultry or raw seafood, yeah, lead to salmonella, yeah.
Just on the drink menu, have an asterisk, be like not to be inserted rectally, and then you're covered. What else can you do?
Just an X over any funnels going into butts.
Or you could just become the butt funnel friendly restaurant, yeah.
That would probably do well.
We turned a blind eye to the brown eye.
Our guy, Dana Beers, has admitted to boofing.
Oh, really. yeah, oh yeah, right up the pooper.
Yeah, he boofed, he did it.
I think that's a bridge too far.
All right, I'm looking right now. Yeah, there's not many other headlines or anything going on. Tyler Glasnow got hurt.
That's not even news. He gets hurt every year.
I think Brandon Ayuk wants to leave the 49ers.
What would give you that idea?
The fact that he keeps talking about wanting to leave the 49ers.
That probably would be spot on.
Yeah, he posted a screenshot of him watching Commander's film, which concerns me a little bit because it's like, how did he get that film? Probably from Jaden Daniels? Or just he had a drone that flew over practice.
But it seems like he wants to leave. I would accept Brandon Ayuk on the commanders. Yeah, I think he's a good player.
Did you see RG3?
He was like, Hey, this is a safe space. All Commanders fans, you want to bring back the old logo?
Really well, they brought back the yellow pants. Yeah, yellow pants is a big deal.
Got it?
Big deal for people in D.C. We don't have a lot to really celebrate Yellow Pants in the last 14 years.
That's huge, that's banner worthy.
No, I saw the yellow pants and I was like, Okay, we had two seasons where we were pretty good.
Yeah, that's huge. You got to have the yellow pants.
You can pee in yellow pants. No one will ever know.
That's a fact.
Okay, let's do. Should we do? Hot seat, cool throne? Yeah, all right.
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My other hot seat is Joe Biden. Oh, why? He seemed fine. Trump made a million dollar wager in an 18-hole golf match and he's going to give him 20 strokes.
Whoa, Trump already won that exchange, right? That's what I'm saying, like, if Joe Biden doesn't accept hot seat, he doesn't accept, he's going to get smoked.
Like, no, but 20 strokes if you accept the 20 stroke, like, I don't care who it is, if anybody offered me 20 strokes and then I lost. Like, even if I beat him by the technicality of only losing by 18 strokes, I'm still the loser.
No, you got to beat him straight up with the 20 strokes and be like, throw those 20 strokes in the trash, yeah.
So by even offering this to Biden, Trump already won.
The way that Biden could win back is if he says, I'll do it, but it's got to be frisbee golf. Two guys just banging chains together.
I think they would die if they had to play frisbee, golf.
Definitely.
You know what we should do, we should actually demand that they both do it, that they both have to carry their bags. But it's four rounds, it's like a full four round tournament, and then hope that they just both die on the course.
That would be over under one and a half broken hips.
Yeah.
I'd hammer the over.
No medics, yeah, just the two of them out of the course, yup, and then they both die, and then we're good.
Don't give them the rules.
Yeah, then we don't have a fucking....
Let them bang some chains.
Back to the drawing board, then we're good.
Yeah, that's, that's tough, the 20 strokes, cause you can't, yeah.
If you play that and you lose by 10, then Trump's just gonna be like, I won.
Yeah, that was the best part of the debate, though, where they were just talking about their golf game.
It was the most relatable.
They asked him a question about, like, a childcare, what are you going to do about childcare costs? And then it just evolved into, well, I'm a six handicap, I'm an eight handicap.
I beat your ass on the golf course.
Beat your ass, all right, all right, jack.
Play tomorrow.
All right.
Good hot seat.
Speaking of golf, my cool throne is kicking Bradley.
Yes.
Ryder Cup snub the Netflix we. I only watched it recently, but the The Netflix Full Swing documentary showing the details of how hard he got snubbed. And the Boys club Zach Johnson Spieth and Justin Thompson Justin Thomas was crazy. I felt super bad for Keegan and then today he got named captain.
He said he had no idea that that was even a possibility until he got the call being like, Hey, you're going to be captain.
This is crazy. It's awesome for Keegan. Yeah, it does feel like a make good, but it's. I mean, he's a great dude and he's going to be a good captain. I just want him to be as petty as possible.
And like, maybe even call Zach Johnson and be like, Hey, you've made the Ryder Cup team, we need you on the team. And then him be like, Really, that's awesome. Like psych.
He said Zach Johnson was the one that told him.
Oh, that kind of, yeah, he needs to, like, invite Zach Johnson and then take away his invite.
You should say, Zach, I'd like you to be on the Ryder Cup team as a caddy.
Yeah, actually, you'd probably suck at that, too.
Yeah.
You want to valet our cars?
I think he can say that he was going to take any golfer. Like, it doesn't matter if you're on the PGA Tour, live tour, doors open for everyone. Hank, yeah.
Hank could. even Hank is eligible for the Ryder Cup. Yeah, okay.
Phil MickeLson Bryson Mickelson let off with Phil with that list that Phil on the Ryder Cup would be the funniest. Like, Yes, he's obviously super Norman, but yeah, I get all the all the guys, all the great Americans back.
Yeah, Ian Poulter.
Yeah, okay, good, cool, it's wrong.
Thanks, Pft.
Good job, my hot seat is us.
It's chill week, dude, yeah.
We're chill.
We're fucking chill.
You know what, that was a that was a chill, cool throne.
Yeah.
My hot seat is us, give me a little. Oh, we got competition, boys. Oh, we did a bad job. We didn't talk about this when we got back from our our little vacay. But there's a new podcast in town.
Yeah, and it sounds fucking amazing.
Joc was the one who who alerted us.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, it's a text like, Watch out, guys.
I, you know what, I'll say the podcast first. But JoC is banned from it.
Yeah, Joc. And also shout out Jerry O'Connell. Because he literally, I think he just polices the internet for us. Cause he he texted me and PFT being like, watch out.
Watch out, watch your six, you're in trouble. So, uh? Adam Schefter tweeted this out on July 3rd. California Governor Gavin Newsom, Super Bowl champion Marshawn Lynch and agent Doug Hendrickson are joining forces for a weekly podcast called Politicking that will be available on I Heart Podcast. Newsome and Hendrickson have been friends since the nineties.
Hendrickson has represented Lynch since 2007.
They have been working on this podcast for the past six months. We're fucked.
Well, so all right, so I don't think we're fucked for the reason you're saying, I think this is a like the big short, no big deal. I read the book before the movie came out, book was better. Uh, when they go down to Florida and they see, like a stripper who has seven houses Marshawn, Lynch, Gavin, Newsom and Doug, whatever, Doug, Doug Hendrickson. Having a podcast together is the very sign that the podcast bubble is about to burst.
But you forget that Newsome and Hendrickson have been friends since the nineties.
Oh, shit.
They're going to have represented Lynch since 2007.
You also forget that they've been working on this podcast for the past six months. You know, a podcast is going to be that group text. it's going to be a fucking banger of a podcast when you spend six months working on it.
I challenged them we're about to do the Mount Rushmore of, uh, worse situations to shit. I challenged them to do a better Mount Rushmore of worse situations to shit. Yeah, you can't do it.
Uh, the French laundry, that'd be a bad place, that'd be a bad place to take a shit.
That would be a bad place. Yeah, this is a okay, we're, I think it's hot seat podcasting in general.
So whenever you hear somebody planning out a podcast, a good rule of thumb would be that it's like a sandwich. So if you've been working on a sandwich for six months, it's probably going to suck ass because it's been sitting out for a while. They've just been like, going back and here's what we're doing, all their best stuff already, yeah.
Here's what working on a podcast for six months sounds like. Six months ago you say, hey, we should start a podcast, yeah.
And then, like, a week later, we should really do that podcast, and then the next week I've been thinking about, we should definitely do that podcast. Yeah, and then you finally sit down. I'm sure it'll last past election season, too.
This isn't just like a short-term thing. Politicking is not just for election season, hank, politicking is life, yeah.
Every day you politicking, I actually every day I'm politicking.
Just a Marshawn Lynch podcast would be infinitely better than this, yes.
The Uh, yeah, I think this podcast we worked on for all of one dinner.
Yeah, there was a dinner.
We went to one dinner before the first, Uh, Test episode.
No, we. Yeah, we did a test episode remotely, I think, one time.
No, we did one in your house in Austin.
Yeah.
That was the first episode.
That was the first episode, yeah.
And all we did was a dinner before.
No, but I think there was a test episode that was like, I don't think so, yeah, that was like, two weeks before that. I remember I was in a hotel room in Houston.
It was like, maybe a 15 minute test.
Oh okay, so there it is.
Yeah.
We did an hour and 15 minutes.
But we did actually meet, and Big Cat did text back and forth for like a couple of years, being like, at some point we should work together.
Yeah.
So, really, part of my take started in, like, 2014.
We were working on it for two years, yeah.
But we're fine.
Yeah.
Jerry O'Connell you're banned from going on politicking, yeah.
He would never, he would never.
My cool throne is Dak's ankle.
Ooh.
You see, Dak Prescott was wearing a walking boot on a boat when he was on vacation. Uh-oh, and they asked Dak about it, and he said, It's absolutely nothing. So he said he hurt his ankle. It's closed.
He hurt his ankle, like, what? Two years ago, three years ago? And he's saying that he's just wearing the walking boot as a precaution on a boat, I don't think I don't know much about walking boots besides Big Ben, but I don't think that you just wear one because you're going on a boat.
Maybe.
It seems like maybe the worst place to wear one, actually.
Okay, since we are a big Dak Prescott podcast, we had him ranked in our top 18 of quarterbacks a month ago. Spin Zone. Maybe Dak Prescott is wearing the walking boot because in the past he has gone on vacations and got his ass beat. So if he puts on the walking boot, it's kind of a like, Hey, I'm not here to fight, guy.
Yeah, you're not going to hit a guy who's handicapped.
Right in a walking boot. So yeah, that's a it's a precautionary. Don't want to get my ass beat like I did on spring break at South Padre Island.
That's a that's not a bad spin zone for it.
Yeah.
I just feel like, if you're wearing it on it, you're not even allowed to wear shoes on a boat, but I guess if it's medical shoes, you can do that.
You can wear shoes on the boat.
Yeah.
Who says you're not allowed to wear shoes? I mean, the boat owner might.
I'm thinking back, Yeah, I've only, like, rented or been on friends boats.
Yeah, no, you can wear shoes on a boat. if it's your boat, you can wear shoes on it.
Walking boots in your boat walking boot seems like it really get in the way of shoes off.
You do take shoes off? Yeah, I mean, I don't think people mostly don't, but you can.
Like, it depends on the boat legal, I think if it's like, if you own the boat outright, I'd stop my shoes every pontoon boat shoes.
Hell yeah, for sure.
Living room on water.
Yeah, but if it's like a smaller boat, I don't know, I'm not a boat person.
We got to get to it, we got to get a boat, guy Hank, you got to get out on the boat, yeah.
Um, okay, my.
Fine, absolutely nothing, you said.
My hot seat is actually hank.
Uh, because, uh, we went this morning to get breakfast and I did my customary. We went and got bagels, great bagels. I'll go back tomorrow and get it for everyone. I got my customary, uh, backup bagel, so I ordered my regular bagel and a backup bagel.
Regular bagel was a bacon, egg and cheese. Let's just put that on the record.
Right, and what? Yeah, great, great order, and my backup bagel was an everything bagel with cream cheese, and Hank scoffed at me.
So I then tweeted it and everyone backed me up. I was like, universal praise. Because here's a hard and fast rule. One and a half bagels is usually the perfect amount. I usually eat all two, but one and a half is the perfect amount. You can't.
One bagel is never fully satisfying.
A backup bagel is the most important bacon, egg and cheese.
Great, you need to finish it off with something.
You invented dessert.
So do you is the backup bagel always like a sweeter one?
It doesn't always have to be if it's, if it's like, if. I think it's going to be an awesome. Bacon egg, like, there's a place I get a bacon, egg and cheese from in Chicago that it does it. One does not fill me up, one and a half usually does.
But would you ever get like the cream cheese one as your first primary angles, and then have the bacon, egg and cheese after that?
Uh, I usually like to eat the bacon, egg and cheese, yeah, but I'll do like I'll sometimes do if I'm not in the mood for bacon, egg and cheese. I'll just do two. I'll do a bagel with cream cheese and a backup bagel with cream cheese.
That's smart.
Yeah, it's Max had my back. Max actually was like, Can I get a? can I get a whack of one of these? I was like, buddy, I got a backup bagel just for this spot.
Do you get backup bagels? Max? Does anyone here get backup bagels?
Max does, he said he does.
I've never done it, but I think a good rule of thumb is. Just like, when you're on vacation or when you're on a trip somewhere, you never know when you're going to eat next.
Yeah, you're being a hater hank, and it's chilling.
You put me on the hot seat, is that on? It depends where the bay like. New York City bagels like New York City bagels, are about New York City bagels with bacon, egg and cheese. But, like, if you're in other parts of the country, whether the bagels are a lot smaller than yes, I agree.
I get backup bagels everywhere.
NEW YORK I do not New York bagels are very big.
And I actually went one further, I went Trust Tree with Max. Cause I was like, I had just given this guy a half of my backup bagel and I was like, sometimes I'll do backup sandwiches.
And he was like, That's a little crazy, but yeah, we agreed.
You do like, if you want to get two.
Yeah, you go, you go, like, if you don't want to get, if you want to try two different things, I'll get like a buffalo chicken sandwich and a cheese steak. And then you get the small Jimmy John's. I always get a backup sandwich, but you got to get the small ones, cause you can put that in the fridge.
I just, I don't understand what the issue is of getting too much breakfast.
Yeah, it's a bad. I don't have an issue at all. What happens if your fucking starter gets hurt? You got a backup? You just don't plan.
It's different positions. The thing is this, no, they're both breakfast. It's what's so infuriating about Hank.
It's like different quarterback types, no one's one's, one's. Maybe more classic, like six five, rocket arm. Bacon, egg and cheese. The other might be a little like Elusive, probably can't throw it downfield. Bagel with cream cheese.
I think a better analogy would be like a running back duo, because you can't start, you can't have two quarterbacks. You got Thunder and Lightning, yeah, I got a little Darren Scrolls to finish off my uh, you got the uh, Michael Turner.
Brandon Jacobs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm not. You're never going to catch me complaining about getting breakfast with the big cat. There's nothing I love more. That was. It's. What's so infuriating about breakfast with Hank is if there's too much breakfast, he'll complain.
Yeah, if there's not enough breakfast, he'll complain. What are you talking about?
Backup Bagel is something everyone should embrace in life.
That is objectively insane. You never complain about having not enough breakfast, only when we just drive for 12 hours straight and don't get breakfast.
There's just no way. When you eat one bagel, you're like, I'm full and satisfied. I couldn't use another half a bagel right now.
Also, Hank, I let fact check real quick, I give you all the pinocchios. We just left a fucking hotel room in the morning, we didn't drive for 12 hours straight, we slept in a hotel.
We got out of the hotel, we went to breakfast, and then Hank was like, why didn't we get enough? No, this is on, Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's true, yeah. We had slept overnight in the hotel, then we get up in the morning, we go to the bus and then you complain about not enough breakfast.
Yeah, we actually had a very funny moment when we checked in last night at like, midnight. Uh, I I love. We should do an interview series with guys who work overnight shifts at at hotels. Cause they're always a little different in like, a good way, but this guy was a little different in a good way. And uh, we were like debating, we're like, Hey, do you guys have breakfast here?
They're like, No. And at first we're like, everyone's responsible for their own breakfast, and we're like, we agree. And then we told the guy behind the desk, we're like, Hey, you're a witness, you hear this?
He's saying that he's responsible for his own breakfast. The guy was like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, and then we're like, Do you have breakfast here? He's like, No, it's like, all right, change that.
You're not a witness for that anymore. We're going to get breakfast together.
Yeah, that guy, that guy had a look when we he. We came in and we started talking and he was like, I usually don't deal with people who are talking.
I will get breakfast for us tomorrow. Okay, cause we have an 8am interview. And you're going to be a baby about it. That's a fact, he's going to be a baby about it.
And I'll get you a backup bagel too. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Uh, all right, my cool throne is, uh, the Twitter account, uh, the hater, central NBA hater.
I know this one made me laugh. So if you guys aren't familiar with NBA hater, uh, it is very clear what he is, he's an NBA hater. Some of his tweets, this is just from like, the last two days, uh, he said. Rob Polinka this off season, zero new signings, 143 mewing sessions.
I think that's when you get jerked off on a table with a cat. Yeah, I don't know.
I think mewing is when you like, put your tongue on top of your roof of your mouth.
It's me leaking, that's, that's mewing. I think mewing is when you get milked in a table.
I need to mew more.
Oh, okay.
I think Mewing is complaining.
Seven 74 rejections held hostage by Rich Paul and LeBron. Zero working phones. Reportedly interested in signing point guard shooting guard Savannah James. So these are the type of when, uh, when Dalton Connect, Dalton Connect and Bronny James debut 10 points, four for 19 field goals, one for six, three pointers. The ass connection is what he's calling them like. He's in Franz Wagner Wagner, who we love, Uh, signed a 234, $24 million contract extension.
Yeah, which is nuts. And he said, Never forget his Illuminati Astor class. So this is the this is the type of tweets you're getting from him. Uh, he, so you see this, this guy, he goes after everyone and he does this all time.
And you're like, this guy, I don't know what his deal is. He had a tweet yesterday, he said. Started this account in the 10th grade. Oh, not thinking much of it. Now I'm going to college in a month with 105 K followers.
The support has been unreal, thanks to every single person who's ever interacted with any of the tweets. I hope I can give you a laugh whenever you need one. So the N.B.A. hater central was was like 15 years old when he started this account.
What were the replies to that? Like the from the long-term followers are like people like, Yeah, bro, great job bro, I'm killing it. love supporting you.
It's been amazing to join you on this ride.
He called the Warriors have added depth this offseason. Buddy healed and Kyle Anderson, 32, huge teeth, one receding hairline building the No aura avengers.
I gotta see what this guy looks like, I gotta, I gotta see a face revealed.
Oh man, but shout him, I mean, that's the dedication. Started starting the hater central early.
Yeah, I started following that other account that we talked about, a hater report. Yeah, now we're going to start following Hater Central.
He's got a soccer one, too.
Does he really? Yeah, he's got like, a whole network.
Yeah, he's, yeah.
He's building out an empire nation of haters. Yeah, exactly, yeah.
It's kind of respectable and he's only 18 years old, he's starting college, Hopefully we'll see once he gets to college.
You know, he might be partying, meeting girls, the hate might.
Yeah, it might get soft.
It might get soft, yeah, he said. Mbappe washed at 26..
Love that, Yeah, love that. I also want to know if this guy's taking like, intern applications to open up other branches of hating, yeah.
Getting the heat going, Um, okay, uh, that was good. Hot seat, cool throne, let's do Mount Rushmore.
Then we'll get to David Wells.
You ready, boys?
Let's do it.
Mount Rushmore of worse situations to have to ship.
Yep.
Who is up first?
So that would be Henry, then Max, then me.
Then the big cat, yes.
So it's Mount Rushmore of situations that are worse when you have to shit, right? Mount Rushmore of situations that are bad to shit in. Yeah, one one.
Okay, one one during foreplay. oh foreplay. whoa big foreplay guy.
Getting started, things are things wouldn't have, yeah.
Which during sex wouldn't be worse.
No, no, because that you're not even going to get to sex like you start making out with a girl. Things are advancing.
And you're like, I got a shit that seems like really bad.
But if you don't, maybe you're meant, maybe you, you know, you entered the goal zone, but like this, this, you don't even get there. You're going to have to go, you know, take a shit, and that's just going to ruin the vibe. Foreplay is like making out everything, yeah.
So leading up to sex, okay, getting it, oh, getting a butt funnel in a Mexican restaurant, yep.
Okay.
That would actually be a very bad place to have to shit. Yeah, absolutely.
All right, I didn't have on my list.
Foreplay.
Foreplay What kind of foreplay you into?
I'm just regular, regular stuff, I mean, I'm at the pod.
When? when? I have a story, but I don't know if I want to say it. Maybe we'll cut it, but this happened at night. Not foreplay. Oh, but I was like, first or second day with a girl. We were walking back to her place and my stomach dropped. Oh, and I was praying that she had like a lobby with a bathroom, and yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did not had to walk up, like four flights of stairs and shit.
And then you got to do the fast one.
I couldn't do there. It was like, it was like, it was like it was a disaster. Barbara was small, she could probably hear it. I had to be in there for like 10 minutes.
No, it was, it was. It was like you're really washing your hands and then you'll just spray.
Anything you can find, lights all fucking bleach, like I'll spray any, I'll spray cologne, hairspray, anything, just get the air going.
Hank doesn't have a match, so he just takes out a joint and lights it in there. Disaster. But yeah, did you, did you still close?
I haven't thought about that.
Damn done in by a shit. So this seemed very personal. Okay, Max, you're up.
I'm going to say, on a crush or on a plane.
Yeah, plane, yeah, it's great pick, great pick.
Yeah, on a plane sucks.
I don't even think I would physically be able to do that, like I don't think I would fit in a bathroom. You made him small doing the single bagels, and that would change.
I didn't even that was. So, you know what, not getting you breakfast tomorrow officially?
All right, everyone else. Bagels Max. You said that you don't think that you could fit in a airplane bathroom, you don't pee on an airplane.
No, I, but, like, sitting is a different situation.
It is Max is right, I'm going to back him up here. It's a tight squeeze.
And also I was out bathroom on the plane, if you have to shit, you can go to a bathroom. You don't want to shit on a plane, you don't want to be the guy who shits on a plane, like on the plane.
Are you going to see these people again in your life? Well, sometimes it might be a reporter. Yeah, sometimes it might be a reporter.
That's true, because reporters everywhere, all right PFT.
Okay, um, I'm going to go with my first one, uh, during sex.
Oh, during sex.
As you're having sex in the in the middle of sex, when you're, you know, doing the act and you have to, shit, what do you do? Yeah, you see, you have to stop, then you go to the bathroom, maybe she's into it.
And then you have to shit, and then you're like, Well, now I. Now we have to start foreplay again. Yup. And then if you had to shit during foreplay, that would make it definitely worse. But I think having to shit during sex is bad.
Yeah, during sex would suck. Okay, good pick, thank you.
Um, all right.
I'll go with, um, he's mad about the backup bagel.
Yeah, that's like, bad about the way it's been just insane.
Put me on the hot seat.
Uh, okay.
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