Keegan Bradley, Steelers TE Pat Freiermuth, Mt Rushmore Of Heavy Machinery + Fyre Fest

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On today's part, in my take, we have a twofer for the people sending in to what most people will have as a holiday week, July 4th coming up. We have Keegan Bradley, fresh off his Traveler's Championship, and then we have Pat Friermuth, tight end from the Pittsburgh Steelers. We're also going to do Mount Rushmore of heavy machinery.

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Now in the street, there's violence.

And there's lots of work to be done.

No place to hang out or wash in.

And I can't blame all on the sun. Oh, no.

We're gonna run down to Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher.

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Yeah.

Domingo Armand Perfect game Jake's favorite player on the Yankees. False what?

Probably towards rock bottom, if not rock bottom.

Why? It's your perfect game.

He has some off-the-field incidents, oh.

That's why I thought.

I picked up a fun stat from Frankie Borelli earlier today. Every perfect game that the Yankees have thrown has been thrown by a guy whose name starts with D, Ooh.

David Wells.

David Wells.

And Domingo, Armand.

And there's a couple others, too.

Perfect game is like the one thing that is pretty cool because it's.

27th, I believe.

27th.

24th.

24th all time.

First time in, like, what 10 years, something like that, yeah.

Over.

Yeah, good job, Armand.

Domingo, Armand.

Jake's favorite player?

Nope, that was the Big Jake's second favorite player. Sorry, you're right.

Well, yeah, there was another closer that you liked, too, right?

He's a big Robles Chapman fan.

Yeah, yeah.

He's off the team.

But yeah, that was the big story in sports.

All right, no hitters are fun, no, no perfect game.

He threw a no hitter.

Okay, yeah, if German threw a No Hitler, that would've been....

No, Dallas Braden.

First for everything.

That would've been, yeah.

Dallas Braden Perfect game.

No, it was a no hitter. Oh, okay, okay. So boys, we're finishing our week. We've been in Pinehurst all week, We're pretty gassed.

A lot of golf, a lot of time out in the sun.

A lot of walking.

A lot of time with the boys. This is, I mean, it combines Hank's two favorite things, which is working super hard and also golfing all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm exhausted, honestly, this week took a lot out of me.

Man.

But wait.

And now we have next week and I'm going to have to golf more.

Wait, yeah, and also aren't you staying an extra day to golf?

Yeah, that was just the flight they booked me on. Oh okay, they booked me a flight tomorrow afternoon. Yeah, so I got to find something to do to fill my time with tomorrow morning.

Yeah.

And it was on camera and everything right, it was on camera. I witnessed it. Thank you Hank, I witnessed it.

And so do memes.

I also got a hole in one, not on camera. people were saying I didn't, but if you read my scorecard, I got a hole in one. So kind of crazy.

It's really not something to brag about that much. Everyone gets a hole in one, No. Once Jake got one, it's like, Oh, well.

It would be lame to post a video of my hole in one, if we're being honest.

Agreed, agreed.

This area is very cool, though it just feels like we're in North Carolina. Golf land? Yeah, no, it is golf land.

It is a pretty underrated state.

It's got everything.

It's got some very cool places.

It's got everything, Mount Rushmore states.

Mount Rushmore states Yeah, we didn't even go to cookout.

Yeah, we didn't go to cookout. What is that?

You've been to cookout before you, like, Caleb, hasn't taken you.

You like milkshakes?

It's a place where you go in North Carolina and you literally can order everything.

Oh, yes, yes.

I went to cookout once and I think I got a quesadilla, I got chicken parm, I got a milkshake, I got mozzarella sticks, a side of pasta, a steak. The menu is just unlimited.

Oh, I thought it was just barbecue.

No, it's everything.

It's everything chicken parm at a fast food place.

I might have made up the chicken parm, but either way, Jake, don't ruin the story. I got everything, but the point is when you go to cookout, you can get. I got a motorcycle.

You can get all this stuff and it's always like $5.

Yeah, the whole bill was like, all right, that'll be $10.

Cookout North Carolina's got great barbecue, the pork shoulder down here is awesome, great beaches.

Great golf, great basketball, UNC.

Great basketball, the perfect color of blue.

Asheville, Awesome city in the mountains.

The outer Banks, yeah, the show and the place.

Yeah, North Carolina's got it going on. Yeah, Carolina blue, always here.

We had a great time. Chuck Amato.

Yeah, there's a lot his glasses.

Mike Glennon, Quarterback, University.

Jacoby Brissette, Phillip Rivers.

Russell Wilson. Half of them, Caleb Presley.

Yeah.

The good half?

Yeah, Drake May, Sam Howell.

Sam Howell Mitch.

Mitch Mitch Drabisky Yeah, the coach who coached the Mannings, Cutcliffe.

Yeah, the greatest basketball coach in the history of college basketball, Dean Smith.

And Roy Williams, second greatest? Yeah, so it's got everything. Tim Duncan.

Chris Paul, Chris Paul, Yeah, Chris Paul, I've got one other.

Julius Hodges.

Yeah.

The Wright Brothers.

Yeah, the Wright brothers.

That was Ohio.

No, no, now you're getting into the license plate battle. Oh yeah, that's right.

This is like Abraham Lincoln being claimed to like seven different states.

It's exactly like that, yeah, the flight happened in North Carolina, it did.

Oh, then that's exactly where it is. That's bullshit. Ohio's got to get to the back of the line.

It's basically like, Oh, their parents had sex in Ohio. They try to count that as a dub No.

That's no, it's where you did the flight.

Yep.

Yeah, it's been a great week, a lot of golf, a lot of walking, not a lot going on in the sports world.

There are a lot of people that have been suspended for gambling who have, like, gambled at the team facility and other sports. And you can kind of be like, Oh, that that happens, you can actually put in a bet. But with this dude, he was actually betting on colts games, so he was betting the over-under on rushing yards.

We need to know if it was over-under.

He was betting a thousand dollars. Yeah, we do need to know if it was over-under.

Like, I can't make a full like line in the sand. This was very, very wrong. Until I know, like, if he bet the under, then he's. He did win the bet. Oh, he did, he did say that.

Okay, good.

So I don't know if it was over-under.

I think they got to remove like the coaches. Can't say, bet on yourself.

Oh, good point.

Like, they got to, they got to remove that from the lingo, because that's what he's doing.

It's very confusing if if your coach is like, we want to bet on ourselves in this locker room.

Yeah.

I would definitely be like, Okay, coach, uh, over one interception for me today.

Our players that are that are holding out, saying, I'm going to bet on myself that sort of thing. Yeah, that's just management's winning big time on this one, yeah.

That's a great point, Hank. Thank you. Your, your, your brain's still firing.

I still got it, you still got it. They should actually hang a banner in Colts Stadium next to the the Uh, AFC finalist one. It just says. Our cornerback hit a bet on over-under rushing yards for a running back.

Unless it's an under.

Unless it's an under, yeah, then he's an asshole.

Imagine being like betting against your teammate to have a good game, yeah.

I wonder if he was he on the field for that play against the Texans at the very end of the season.

Davis Mills.

That's swung everything towards the Bears in the NFL draft, yeah.

Davis Mills.

If their cornerback was on the field for that play, I mean, big guy, you got to build a statue in his honor.

Yeah, we do, yeah.

Maybe he was, maybe he was taking the can't lose parlay that week, yeah.

Not called that anymore.

Can't must win nope.

It's just called bet on yourself, a bet I like, and you decide whether you like it or not.

The last game he played in was December 26.

Okay, all right, so that probably he probably wasn't on there. Oh, we did have the N.H.L draft. Conor Bredard is officially a Black hawk.

Yup.

Big, huge. Black Hawks also, like, went a great move, obviously drafting Conor Bredard no brainer, and then signed Corey Perry, who I absolutely fucking hate and was like a rival for many years. So I don't know what they're doing.

And you got Jake Bailey.

And Jake Bailey, from the Islanders.

I was reading the NFL draft or the NHL draft grades this morning and it was like, Chicago Black Hawks. A plus for drafting Conor Bredard. So good job, you got great value.

A plus?

Um, the flyers got a guy named Bonk. And I'm very excited for the memes that are going to come out of that. That's going to be fantastic for me. I'm sure that won't get run into the ground.

That's huge. Let's actually do a quick, I'm going to do a quick, uh, draft grade, just based on names. uh, let's see.

Oliver Bonk.

Oliver Bonk is good, Dalibor, Uh, Dvorsky is pretty good.

Yep.

Oh wait, there's a Daniel, but drafted by the Coyotes.

Oh, I like that.

D-a-n-i-l-b-u-t.

Denial, but denial, but I like that.

That's a great name.

Front door only.

There's some great, there's some great names in this.

Yeah.

Otto Stenberg.

Okay.

Otto Stenberg's a fucking great name.

That was still playing in 1986 without a helmet.

Yeah, just scars all over his face. Yeah, uh, yeah, there's some Oliver.

Who'd the caps get? I want to grade the caps draft pick.

Uh, the caps I'm looking, I'm looking at the.

Ryan Leonard at eight.

There we go, Ryan Leonard, that's boring. Sounds like a good, strong, strapping young man, yeah.

But that's a boring name, you have to.

Strapping.

Adam Fantilli It's pretty good, too. There's some good names here. The Avalanche, with the last 31st pick, took Mikhail Gulyaev. I like that guy.

Sounds like a guy that's marching on Moscow right now.

Oh, what about this? The sharks took Quentin musty, ooh.

Yeah, I like that.

This might be an all time names draft. I just like to neal butt, what a great name. Matthew Wood also was drafted. Uh, so yeah, that's our NHL draft summary.

I say everybody got an a plus.

Yeah, everyone got an A plus. There was one guy who tweeted me saying, Uh, please talk about the uh, lacrosse World championships, so that was the recap.

Shout out to our coworker Jake Yeah.

No, wait, no, that was, I was just. We were just going to do that as the whole. Lacrosse World Championship.

I don't really care about the lacrosse World Championship.

That was it, that was our whole recap.

That sounds like us just inviting the world to play us in lacrosse and beat them. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so that was our recap.

There was, uh, our good friend J.J. Watt just got hired by CBS Sports.

He's going to be actually awesome.

Is he going to be in studio, is he doing the pregame show?

You actually just broke this news to me, so I'm not sure.

Oh, oh, Jake.

Jake, didn't you offer to call James with him?

You were too busy trying to give out fucking, you know, grab ass for coworkers. That just let up like 10 goals a game.

NFL Studio analysts. So, he'll be in studio, but I'm happy to simulate that, too.

Okay, at the desk, could you simulate that? Could you be James Brown? Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, give us an intro.

Hello everybody, welcome to the seat. I was in the direction I thought you were going in.

Little brunette bitch sucking and fucking her personal trainer's big cock. No all personal trainer.

James Brown tweet Damplips.com is what it was.

Yeah, Damplips.

What is it called?

Sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking her personal trainer's big cock.

All right, so Jake, go for it.

That was the tweet that James Brown tweeted.

He tweeted out because he went to, like, some porn site that had the tweet button. The shit. They've always got, the share on Facebook and the share on Twitter, and it's just to trap people.

No one has ever hit that button.

There's no reason why that button should be there. It's like, Do you want to post this on Facebook, Twitter or email it to your boss?

I would imagine like at Damplips.

They probably had a champagne bottle ready to go. Jake just-.

The button works.

That might be worse than the right on tweet.

Yeah, I mean, well, it's a link, so it's not his words, but it was something he was maybe watching.

JJ is going to be in studio. He's also going to be very biased in favor of his brothers, something to keep an eye on, true?

True got to watch that. Um, yeah, I think that's about it.

Ohtani also had two home runs and he had 10 strikeouts the other night, so I think we can say Ohtani is the best baseball player to ever live.

It was someone, someone had an analogy. It was basically, so, yeah. He went three for three, two home runs, 10 strikeouts. They're like, this is if. Patrick Mahomes threw four touchdowns, 350 yards and two sacks, and like four pressures off the edge.

Our good friend Sam Decker said This is Ohtani is like if Peyton Manning was also Ed Reed.

Yeah, it's crazy.

It is nuts.

It's absolutely insane how good he is. And credit to us. We called it for having it one of our M.L.B storylines, speaking of M.L.B. So next week is July 4th.

I think it's without a doubt the worst thing that we've ever done. Yeah, it's just it's just guys saying names, and then most of the names have already been said before.

And Billy taking 25 minutes.

Billy's a Patrick Cantlay of M.L.B. fantasy drafts, for sure.

And it was taped on, it was recorded.

Weeks ago.

It was taped on Hank's birthday, so we were drinking as well, so it was a good time.

Hank, why did you say it that way? Like it was recorded? That makes me feel like it wasn't like you guys forgot to record. Why would you say it was recorded?

It was a record.

Yeah, I mean, every show that we do is a record, right? Some of them are good shows, some of them.

Here's the thing we'll only do it once a year. Well, actually, no. We decided we're going to do the same format for other sports, too.

But there's just too many names in baseball.

Only four times a year when we do something like that.

Yeah, also shout out Bo Naylor, our guy catcher on the Guardians. Hit his first dinger and then his brother was at the top of the dugout waiting to congratulate him when he got there. That's why it was awesome.

Yes, all right. So we have that Monday and then Friday, so no show Wednesday, I think it's Wednesday, July 4th.

I'm going to say yes, but I don't know.

Let's just say yes, that's Tuesday, no show Wednesday.

Embrace debate. The best day of the week to have July 4th on Tuesday's up there.

I would say Thursday, because then there's no way anyone's gonna make you work Friday, so you get like a four day weekend.

Yeah, Tuesday's pretty good, the worst is when it's on a Saturday, right? We can agree.

Yeah.

Saturday.

Yeah, Thursday or Friday, I would say the top picks.

I like Tuesday, cause yeah, you can, you can go for a long weekend, come back, but then you do probably have to go to work the next day, yeah.

So no show Wednesday and then Friday we have our new dungeons and Dragons with the Wonton. Don sat in with us, so that was great, that was awesome.

Yep.

That one will be great. And so, yeah, that's our schedule. Next week. We have a packed show still to go here, so let's do it.

What a play.

Another great season of the NFL on CBS is here, streaming live on Paramount Plus. That is a winner.

Just team total under smash. You're so wrong by that. I like it, Hank. No, Hank's so right.

No.

You're so wrong.

I've cornered myself into a spot where I have to defend Aaron Rodgers, but I will.

It's sad.

22 to 1 Ravens.

I went hard on the Vikings.

Ooh, vikings, okay, feeling a little bad about last year, I'm back.

Yeah, I'm back on Kirk, cousins.

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I'm just going to go up front and say, Billy has the rock for this entire round.

Okay, I'm excited.

Shut my mic off.

So we have first pick Billy, you guys are second and then Hank and Max, you're third.

If it's not what I think it is, then you guys have already lost 1-1 or 3. I think those are the two strongest picks.

Okay, what do you think it is, Billy? What do you think it is?

Go and then I'll tell you.

All right, we're going to go with a tank.

Yep, tank tanks are awesome.

Tanks 1-1.

Tanks pretty much have won every single war, they don't get talked about enough. They couldn't beat that guy in the street.

That's true. Oh, in Tiananmen Square. No, no, no, the tank definitely did.

That was a massive dump of tanks, that was pictures right before disaster.

Yeah, Hank didn't watch the rest of that.

You think the guy just stopped the tank? They were like, my bad. Freedom of speech is better. It's an iconic picture, I assume.

It is, but yeah, tank, I wish I could operate a tank.

We also get Frank the tank with that pick.

Yes, which I am able to operate, not successfully all the time, mostly. That time he went to, Was it the Devil's playoff game? I was like, Frank, we really need your stream. He's like, Well, I'm going to go to the game.

Nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

Okay, okay.

You know, I had a 1-1. If we were going to just do civilian heavy machinery, but I also prepared some heavy military. I think it's going to be a mix. I got a dumb question and I guess we'll find out with Oppenheimer. I thought they just loaded those things up in planes. Oh so, a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier is different from a bomb.

The actual ship is powered by nuclear.

So they don't have to put gas into it. There's no like gas station for an aircraft carrier, it's got like a nuclear turbine on board that runs all the electricity. It's why we're the Goat.

Are we?

At military.

For now.

Okay, because we have the carriers.

China's coming.

No, they don't have nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, that's why the nuclear-powered aircraft carriers are going woke and China's going to eat our lunch.

China Okay, Hank and Max Max memes.

We're going to go with a car crusher.

Okay, I like it.

Those things are awesome.

Yes.

Put them into, like the little cubes. Yeah, that is cool to watch.

Yeah.

And the windows explode.

Yeah.

Yeah, super cool.

Very cool.

And those, I'm assuming, like all the videos, like the slow-mo, like impact videos, like, that's essentially the same thing.

Very cool.

You guys ever go to the monster trucks and they jump over those crushed cars.

Yeah, yeah, very cool.

Yeah, and then we will go simple, we should go to a monster truck rally.

We should.

Builder of Skyscrapers Cranes Yeah, good pick.

Cranes are a good pick.

Sometimes I get freaked out when I look at cranes, giant, cranes are giant. Like you just see them in the city. And sometimes you just, you know, don't think about them. And then you look at them and you're like, that thing is 300 feet in the air.

No, where did the first crane come from?

Well, there's like a small.

I don't think you know either Billy. I don't think you know Billy.

No, because then you hoist it up. Can somebody out there listening, please tell us how they build the giant cranes without an even bigger crane?

Is there just a mammoth crane that they built, like a long time ago, that builds all the other cranes? Well, usually? Oh God.

No, they put a smaller crane on top of the building, they build a small crane on top of the building to build the bigger crane. Got it? That kind of makes sense.

That makes sense.

How do they get the crane up to the top of the building? They build it on the building, on the top of the building. Yeah, I think you're also making this up.

But they are.

Well, usually it starts with a smaller crane and then on top of the building.

No, this makes sense. Okay, okay, that's a good answer. All right, go ahead.

We're going to go with a classic, my personal favorite of heavy machinery, a bulldozer.

Good pick. yeah, good pick, bulldozer.

Solid pick.

That was going to be my.

If you guys didn't go that way, I think that was going to be 1-1.

I think we go 2-4 as a nice combo.

Yeah.

All right.

Go ahead. Number two Cement mixer Cement mixer Cement mixers are sweet, they're always tumbling around.

Kids love them.

Probably the most painful truck to get hit by. Yeah, yeah, you get run over by a cement mixer.

We learned that from Adam Devine.

Yeah, it's like a you always refer to a fullback as being a cement mixer, yes.

Yes, okay, so. And then our next one, which is kind of a nice little go-together, the steamroller. Yeah, fucking sick when you see it on the highway.

Yeah, that was insane.

That was basically a championship for Philly.

We all thought that was going to take months.

Yeah, and they had all the mascots going over it.

I also don't really.

They built it that fast. Wait, because it all counts as overtime.

It all counts as overtime.

It feels like we could do a lot of things if we just did overtime, I guess.

Yeah, I also like, when Kid Rock buys, I don't know, like, a shitload of bud light and then runs it over with a steamroller, Yeah, that rocks.

That should be one of the floats at Philly Everyone's Championship, instead of like double-decker buses.

Steamrollers, steamrollers.

Yeah.

The way you said that sounded mean.

I mean.

Okay, you guys are up.

We're going to go with an excavator.

Oh, nice, nice.

The dinosaur.

Nice, yeah.

Excavator.

Yes.

Little.

Yeah, those are cool.

They look like a dinosaur.

Now would that be also?

I think an excavator is a backhoe.

Yeah, well, the backhoe....

On an excavator is the backhoe.

Yeah, yeah, right, so it's digging, so you could be like, that's just a big digger.

Yeah, yeah, but what is the backhoe is what part? it's the backhoe?

Yeah, okay, two picks.

We're going to go.

Nice, oh, we had that fargo.

Yeah, that's good. You just have a giant truck full of trees, you just pull up and just throw them in there.

It looks so cool.

So satisfying to watch. Yeah, like this huge tree, just yeah, yeah, yeah, in seconds, just get...

I got a dumb question, you're like, Do you think this thing is big enough? I'm like, let's just throw it in and see what happens. DNA, DNA evidence.

Cat.

There's Komatsu that's orange, John Deere's usually green, cat's usually yellow, the yellow ones are the best.

Okay, good one.

And then we're going to.

Ooh oh.

The front loader.

You're talking like a forklift.

It's got the little.

That's a.

You're talking about, like the segway bulldozer, I'm talking about a front loader, the one man bulldozer.

Oh, like the bobcat.

Oh, you're talking about a backhoe in reverse, yeah, where it's pushing stuff.

Front loader.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Like a.

Picking stuff up, yeah.

Pick stuff up, put stuff down, dump it into a super convenient.

Okay.

I'm going to go with 18 wheeler tractor trailer.

Okay.

That's a big piece of machinery, yeah, like a back truck, you think you could drive one, that's a car.

No, that's a big piece of machinery, 18 wheeler, you need a special license to drive it.

Would you kind of like a school bus?

No, no, you need a special license to drive an RV like a true 18 wheeler with, like, it's an RV like a back truck.

It's the ones you see on road trips.

Yeah, it's a car, the ones you see on the road with the cars.

Yeah, but like when you see a really shiny, nice one pulling some serious weight, like, you're like.

That's my shit. Or when the back of it opens up and then the really fast red car falls out because he fell asleep. And then he finds himself in a random town in Arizona.

Yeah, I like number six.

Yeah, yeah, Jackhammer.

Jackhammer Rocks.

What are you going to say? That's not.

That's not heavy machinery.

There is definitely jackhammers that are heavy machinery.

That is just a tool.

They're also the most annoying tools on the world.

That's what I was going to say. I think you actually have disliked Jackhammers more than you've enjoyed them in your lifetime.

Have you ever used a Jackhammer?

Have you ever been around a Jackhammer?

Yeah, I've done both, and honestly, using a Jackhammer, I get it. I don't get mad at Jackhammer noise anymore because somebody out there is having a great time.

Niche.

After you get done jackhammering all day, your arms just don't stop moving.

Yeah.

One of the first stories I remember from this podcast is the Gardner Minshew Hammer story.

Yeah, that was a regular.

I know, but it popped in my head, yeah.

Not a jackhammer.

Jackhammer Jackhammers are a tool. If we were doing best tools, I'd be there with you, but if we're doing best tools, you'd be 1-1..

Thank you.

Gotcha, that means I'm useful, all right. What did we miss? We had submarine on there, maybe too soon.

Bad week for subs.

Yeah, nuclear subs, although this is running a long time after. I was trying to think of, What's the fucking machine? And I watch these videos and they're very therapeutic.

No, it shreds the metal. I know what you're talking about.