NBA Draft With Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Hosses + Listener FAQ’s

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Texas team one took home the chip. Hell yeah, call me baby Featherstone. A lot of people are saying that Hank and I led the teams out onto the pitch. Um, there was one guy that was like, What's Hank doing here?

Vibes were very, very high. Hank, you love rugby? Rugby is my favorite sport. It's something I didn't really play a lot, but it just kind of came naturally to me. Uh, and I'm excited to.

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, June 21st. We just make it to summer, yeah.

We did first day of summer, you're hearing that? If you're hearing, uh, maybe a little.

Echo But sounds like we're in a cavernous place. We actually are. We're in the brand new Barstool bar in Nashville, Uh, which opens this weekend. It's incredible, everyone should go check it out.

It is holy shit and it was the longest day for part of my take, too. Yeah, we did a bunch.

Of interviews at tight end you that will be coming out in the next couple of weeks. Um, wait, that means that tomorrow's it starts getting shorter. Oh no, oh no.

Re-signed with the Rams today. How quickly we forget it's Sony Michelle Day. Also, Victor held a baseball in his hand. Yeah.

Giant Wings, it's just, it's just a bachelorette trap. Yes, uh, let's do some, let's do a fun new game, okay?

Yeah, the zards, zards are not, zards are down bad right now. Chris Paul found out that he was.

Getting traded to the Zards on his flight to New York from his son didn't seem so happy about it. Yeah, uh. Also, Isaiah Thomas is the shadow GM, that's what he's been alluding, to, which it's insane that, as I, Isaiah Thomas is going to be like controlling another team.

Yeah, I mean, honestly, would you? would you play for the Wizards? If it was $5 million a year? Yes, I would not, uh, to be in the N.BA, I would not.

Declining. I would, I would like to play for the Wizards for $5 million, I would rather take the buyout. Call me stupid, yeah.

Prize? But you can still play, you can play for free, you can draft yourself onto your team, that's what we do love of the game.

Had a little fan fiction that you'd like? Hank He. He wrote an article about the East West Shrine game. Moving out of Vegas because of the gambling, but it actually was moving out of Vegas because the Superbowl is there this year. Okay, so, um, it doesn't matter. Don't, don't let, don't let facts get in the way of a good story.

So we don't know what this is. It's about, that's about Saudi, Saudi, the Saudi money. Yeah, not wasting time thinking about it. Honestly, if I were him, I probably wouldn't either.

Kings first to hire two women to lead G League team, too. If you have two, you don't have one. The Kings Yeah, the Kings, the Queens. The Queens have hired two women to lead G League team.

Uh, good, good, good, good. I'm glad I'm in favor of it. progress, I'm in favor of it. uh.

As Yanks flounder Cashman cites belief in roster, That's a shame. He's a dodo brain, okay, so Cashman is saying, I made good decisions.

Cashman He would have been fired already, right, right? Cashman's a powerful name is it. Doesn't he always like? Climb a building in Connecticut, too?

Weird midlife crisis where he, like, got divorced and started climbing buildings like Spider-man. Yeah, that happens as one does, but he, I'm like, convinced that, like, if you're, if you're a Steinbrenner, you hire Brian Cashman? was like, Well, yeah, he's the Cashman, that's.

But he reiterated his belief. Did he redouble? Yeah, I mean, this is also he should have come.

Out and said, Hey, remember that time? The Astros cheated? That counts as a world series, so we're.

Really not that bad, yeah. So the Yankees have only won what one? It? This can't be right one world series since they started really testing for steroids, yeah.

That is wild to think about. Uh, Gino expects. Uh, Bucher's ready for start a season. That's page, page bucket. Yeah, of course, yeah.

We're crushing it. They got it, they got to have thoughts, boys, they got to have it, they should, they should have. You stretch his home run last night.

Run into the cove. You think so electric is overrated. Yeah, I, I, I concur.

Sony Michelle returns to the ranch. There we go. Yeah, he was. That should be way higher on this.

List He's the eighth, eighth on ESPN. We're running it back. Yeah, let me see.

Headline Kellen Moore said that Justin Herbert's size has opened his eyes to something, So Kellen Moore realized that Justin Herbert is big. Yeah, really big.

Thrown. Why don't we talk about Max Uh Hank in real time? Can you just tweet the video just in case people didn't see it? With the slow-mo one or the regular one, let's go with the regular one, and then we will. We'll make sure that we also tweeted out, Uh, tomorrow with the show and the.

Cartoon and the cartoon, we're going to tweet it well, so Max Care promoting the show Max.

Now that we're all together, where did that chair go and put his laptop? Oh, come on.

Billy, you really need to know this laptop, it's Billy's notes. There's no way you have anything written down in your notes. They're all. they're all for later.

Submarine No, no with A with a skull and cross question with a question mark next to it. Bad.

Time, Uh, Max Hank stiff arms you into the earth's core, like destroyed you. Yeah, no, I honestly.

Any submarines while you're down there? I was really thinking about it, like, in that moment, I could have just gone and laid him out. But we were having like a friendly day, no one was wearing any pads. And you know, I'm used to hitting with rugby, great sport.

Different angle coming out then, right? Do you need 20 seconds? I'm out. No, I think I just did.

To be for you.

A watermelon at me. Which is the right move because Hank has been around the content game long enough to know that you don't want to put the bad tape out there. Um, Max.

I have a question for you, Uh, can I ask a question? Yes, okay. Um, do you think there's any like limit to the amount of L's you could take?

Crust I did, I've invented a new like. That shouldn't have been that day. I did not wake up that day thinking that there was going to be a viral video of me looking horrible again.

You hit the ground, you can see, you're in your body language, you know immediately it's going to be a bad visual. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I just pound the ground, it's like you blamed the ground for.

It, I don't know if I blamed the ground as much as I just wanted to bury myself into that.

Into that ground, I live in the mud right now. Yeah, no, it's bad for you, it's bad.

But the win that I do get, the one win that I will get one day, will be that much sweeter.

Oh man, I've been, I've been, I've been where you're at right now. And it's straight loser talk. And like, someday it's going to be my day. From your perspective. Can you walk us to the?

REP Yeah, I, uh, like you said, I've been in the content game a long time. Didn't, didn't want to do it. Max is a big, big, big, big guy.

And you knew in that moment, you're like, this is great tape.

And then later, me and Max and Memes were eating dinner, and PFT sent the video to the group text. But I didn't see it on my phone and Max in real time. He's like, Oh my God? And I was like, what? and he? He tried to not tell me, even though I was on the text message. I was like, What, what do you? what do you? what do you come to?

WASHER Uh, it's the longest day of the year. Yeah, you can go, okay.

Proof, the only proof we have of their physical confrontation. Hank one easily, that's a fact.

When they're listening or watching, part of my take is most of the episodes. Max is just pacing back and forth behind the camera, thinking about, thinking about what he.

What he could say? Yeah, yeah, Oklahoma. Making sure all the camera angles look good, I do walk.

Back and forth, you do want to make sure that all the camera angles look good, no bad angles.

Well, yeah, I want to make sure everyone's still in focus. I'm that's me, that's me doing my job.

Right, I'm saying my job anymore, I don't know, I'm saying, bad angles is how we get.

The video that we got, Oh yeah, oh yeah, sure, that's yep, okay.

Good job Hank, good job, good producing. Oh, it is funny because it it. It also dawned on me that, like, as soon as Hank can get away from Jake, he becomes an alpha, yeah.

He gets back with Jake, it's over. Oh, if Jake was trying to tackle Hank, he'd have a bloody nose, broken arm, look like he just got run over by a lawnmower. He just needs to stay so far away.

Yeah, truly. Um, all right, let's do hot seat, cool trunks. We've got a lot of actually other things to talk about, including the sub, Uh, it is brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. Everyone thinks about the day they'll eventually get to retire and enjoy all the freedom that comes with it. But who says we have to wait decades before we get to kick back and chill out? Take advantage of that free will and spend the summer chilling like a retiree and pair those with Coors light, the beer that's made to chill.

My hot seat is Wes Anderson. Yeah, the filmmaker, great, great films got a very unique style.

Yeah, no, I'm aware of Wes Anderson. Thank you. Okay, sorry, I think he's boring. Does anybody else think he's boring?

Royal Tenenbaums was great. Budapest Hotel was good. Royal Tenenbaums was a great film, it was.

Was the Zzu one the Steve Zzu one? Yeah, that was okay. I don't want to go too soon to talk about Ocean.

Exploration Yeah, but that was okay. Yeah, they're all kind of, it's all kind of one movie.

But the Royal Tenenbaums was, I think, the peak. People are going to get mad at that, that was the one that was.

Also, great, I think that was his first one, that was his first one. I feel like his movies are just designed so that people in the audience look at each other and go, these people are so weird. I will say, Yeah.

When I did, I did one year of film school and I was like, Oh, Wes Anderson, great filmmaker. Watched a bunch of his movies like, He's so good. And then over the years, it's like, this is all kind of, you know? Also. Rushmore? Oh yeah, Rushmore was great.

Basically, his, his entire life, life's work is being minimized on TikTok. No, it's like it's.

They're cool, they're, they're cool videos. It's like a it's an homage to him, and it's, you know, very filmmaker move to come out and be like he, he, he refuses, he's disgusted at the thought of.

But I'm saying I get that from his perspective, cause he probably takes himself very seriously. He's a filmmaker, an artist, and then everyone can do it with a phone, he definitely takes himself.

Very seriously, that part's that part is legit. Yeah, I would love to see him direct an episode.

Of part of my take.

It's a good idea have Jason Schwartzman in it for some reason. Yeah, Bill Murray, yeah.

Yeah, Timothee Chalamet is the new movie good, the new Wes Anderson? Yeah.

I've heard I'll watch it, I've heard it's not okay, yeah.

Seen them all correct? Cocaine Bear was definitely better. Okay, and then my cool throne is LSU.

LSU is they? They broke the all time record, uh, beating Ole Miss. A couple of years ago. Our friend Todd Graves actually went and bought 6,000 Jello shots to go past the record. They.

Speaking of oral, this kind of puts LSU back on the hot seat. They lost to Wake Forest and then in the locker room celebration, Uh, Wake Forest, they just face fucked their own team. You got to pull this off it, it, it's. It was one of those spur of the moment things where like they were celebrating with each other. And the guy sits on a bench and just like, he just face fucks his.

Teammates So they were doing, they were doing a oh yeah, oh no, yeah, he's face fucking.

Like those Great Britain, uh, World Baseball classic jerseys, they're so small, it's so small.

Look how small the Demon Deacon's, it's on that, it's really, really small. It's very funny. But yeah, College Baseball World series awesome. Uh, okay.

Yes, we've alluded to it a couple of times. It's a big day for filmmakers. The Ocean Gate sit their submarine down to explore the Titanic, The Wreck of the Titanic. With I think five souls on board, you always say souls. If there's a crash. I don't know what the difference is between, like, five people and five souls. Five souls on board. One hour 30 minutes into the voyage.

Dead, they are dead. Uh, this is one of those situations that it's captivated the internet. Because they keep being like, they have 50 hours of auction, they have 40 hours. They died.

Bad happened and the sub broke and they died. You don't want to be on board a submarine that's the size of like a a geo tracker with four strangers and then have to kind of live out the last 40.

Hours of your life. It is one of those situations, too, uh, where like five people died and Twitter's going off. Yeah, one of them was a billionaire, one of them was I. That I did have one tweet that maybe was uncouth in this in the moment, but it I. It's just by a sports team.

Just having a field date with it, well, CBS did a report like 60 minutes at a field report months ago, where they basically showed how. Like it wasn't approved. It wasn't like, really, you know, thought through, or like scientifically backed, it was just kind of thrown together by some guys.

That charged 250 k for a for a trip. How do you think they come up with that number? 250,000? It probably isn't worth that much, but it the market that you're going after. You might as well go after rich people. And if you make something costs a lot of money, then rich people want to.

Buy it, yeah, and smart, smart business. It's also insane because I was watching a news clip and, uh, they had, like, a scientist on. He's like, more people have been in space than have been that deep, which kind of puts into perspective how fucking scary they're at the bottom of what's in the.

Ocean We don't know. Me and me and Will were talking about this at lunch, and he actually, I think he would have survived with his, with his plan. No, no, no, no, no, I was just saying.

Like, there gets a point if you have like 90 hours of oxygen for four people left. And then you're like, Well, you know, if you don't have to share the oxygen anymore, now you have way more. Yeah, Bill, you just would start killing them one by one. I like, imagine what's going on in that?

If they're still alive, that's the thing is, I don't. I think that's why people are so like, intently watching it, cause it's a literal ticking time bomb of like when they run out of oxygen. But I really do think like they probably died instantly. The minute they lost communication, the sub probably broke and they died. Which, again, is a better way to die than the alternative of being trapped in that.

For the first time, I'm just holding my breath until I die. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, yeah.

The videos of the inside of that sub is fucking tight. I'm so glad I'm claustrophobic, cause I.

Would never get in a situation like that. Yeah, yeah, it's Billy would never sink to the Manhattan.

Like, yeah, he Billy would never get into a suit and then submerge himself underwater. No.

But that's different, that's different. There was like a swimming, you could swim out of there if.

You really needed to. Yeah, yeah, it's also just like a good rule of thumb. Like anything Titanic related, just don't do it, because then it just becomes like, Well, we know what the Titanic.

Happened well, I'm listening. I am once again asking them to build Titanic too, correct the ship that's in the same dimensions as Titanic.

I didn't realize how, like, where the Titanic sank, super close to the United States. Yeah, I had no idea I would have swam to shore if I was them. It's like, kind of crazy.

Else that my cool throne is Zion Williamson Yes, Zion has been in the news a lot recently for some of his relationships. And, um, sexual prowess, you might say, or lack thereof. His ex-girlfriend Mariah Mills got her Twitter account nuked today because she was threatening that she was going to.

You want to get as far away as possible. Yeah, she, uh, she didn't really play her hand. well, she did not. She went from, Oh, she's got something to say to.

In Yeah, he needs, just needs a change. I actually think that stress asset that, uh, New Orleans is probably the worst city for him to live in, yeah.

Yeah, in a second I did for the for the final four, yeah, that was. I was like a fucking.

A sausage on a grill. I love going to be, I love, I'm ready to go back. It's the best, it's the.

Best Um, okay, uh, my hot seat is Packers fans trying to get me to somehow admit that I was wrong about the Jordan love video. A lot of Packers fans listen, I expect more out of Packers fans.

That you gotta say no, you gotta say no, you gotta say no, if you're Jordan love, you gotta.

Say no, Aaron Rogers, that was my like, as much as I hate Aaron Rogers. He tortured me, he's fucking owned me, all that stuff. He respected the rivalry.

You gave an inch, I'm going to take that, yeah. If you identify yourself as a as a Bears fan and you ask the Packers quarterback to make a video for you for whatever reason.

He was wearing a Bears jersey. You say no to that, you say no, yep, you say I'll say, you know, happy birthday to anyone.

People were very upset at me. It's not really much, much, that's my point, there's like.

It was like a big gotcha moment. It's like, I still think it was stupid, like it makes it maybe a tiny bit better that he wasn't. Like, made the video himself, trying to like own Bears fans, but still, you say no to that video, Yep.

Like, you've got some thoughts on Jordan Love? No good guy, don't do that video. Absolutely not.

Yeah, that's that's respecting the rivalry. Don't do that. Video Week one is going to be.

I'm excited for that. What's the most important, what's in the video for those who didn't watch it?

Uh, it's Jordan Love saying I want to wish a happy Father's Day to all to, to all bears. Oh so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I was shocked to find out that a PGA golfer is a Trump supporter named Wyndham. Yeah, No.

I didn't see that one coming. So yeah, uh, Wyndham Clark, you've, you were on the cool throne because you've gone through it all. Now. You, as soon as you get your big moment, have the internet shit on you a little bit or a corner of the internet, it's not the whole internet. Uh, you now have come through the other end and you're good.

Is to not care about politics. For however long. You're watching sports, you just turn that side of your brain completely off, right, and you just watch the Saudi funded golf tournament.

Um, okay, uh, Billy, my hot seat is Andrew Tate, he's officially done, so. Oh no, what happened this time?

To be devastating for you. No, it's not. oh, do disavow. uh. oh, it's collusion. No, I don't.

Like it, he still wants to be a top G. If he's convicted, then we'll see what happens, okay?

So let all the facts come out. Yeah, okay, my favorite thing to take the Romanian government.

Is due process Romanian law? No, I just I don't know, like you know how corrupt Romania is. So not disavow, I disavow if he's guilty, if he did what he's accused of.

And then my beta behavior, other hot seats, never, never apologize, what? Yeah, you just stand by.

BetA Sure, uh. My other hot seat is Jack Jones. I don't know if we talked about this already, but he was caught in the airport with two guns. Yes.

Duffel bag, No. The bad part was that, he tweeted John Moran a month ago being like, Dude, what are?

You doing, oh, clean it up, oh yeah, yeah, said receipts on him.

Airport Yeah, yeah, probably grabbed the wrong bag. Some people have gun bags.

I love, I love that debate when it's like, Um, well, he's a grown ass man who's doing whatever he.

Like no old school Belichick, he used to hack all his players back. This is nothing for Belichick.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, the Aaron Hernandez probably flew with no fewer than five guns at any time.

I just do love, though. Like, whenever NFL guy gets in trouble this time of year, it's like, Well, how'd the coach not stop him? Yeah, this grown ass man who's living his own life, he should have. Those should have been two playbooks in his backpack. God damn it.

Stop doing this. I mean, speaking of TSA violations. Our good friend Henry Lockwood went to the airport with no fewer than what, uh, I'd say, like, 12 tools in your bag.

I, Uh, I went to clean out my apartment when we were in New York, cause I'm not going to be back. And I found a box of tools I meant to pack, put in my backpack, meant to transfer it to my bag that I was checking. And then me and PFT were going through the security line and it kind of set in. And I was like, I think I have a giant box of tools with like nails and a ratchet and a wrench. And I. PfT was like, Oh, I think you might be able to get through with it. And so we basically forced me to ask the TSA agent, like, Hey, is this okay? And she's like, it's like a 12 foot ratchet.

Like, No, and I had to throw it away. I forced Hank to do that, by the way, that was my fault.

You did, I was going to throw it away and pretend like it never happened, and you were like, No.

Ask him, Yeah, somebody pointed out online like, what if the plane broke down and Hank need to fix?

It the one guy that could have landed true could have been that guy, all right.

Seat cool Thrones. Oh, you have one more, uh, Cole Roland on Wake Forest, cool.

Pissed off? Nice, good friend, nice, um, all right.

Editors note Max and Hank have three points, I repeat three points, Billy and Jake have zero.

Points we should have three, but we took a one point penalty self-imposed. Yep, well.

Not self-imposed. It was Jake, Jake, Yeah, yeah.

We still would've won, I agree. I didn't snitch. So then can we take back our self-imposed penalty? No.

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Book Okay, Mount Rushmore Time We've been talking about doing this one for a while now. it is Mount Rushmore of Haas.

A haas when you see one big boys, big boy, Max, you're haas adjacent.

You're haas-ish. I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said. Yeah, haas-ish. You look good in that shirt today, Max.

Having a holes in a shirt is a big guy. It's actually not that bad because it's like, Oh, he got hungry, he started gnawing on his shirt. Yeah, you Frank, the tank.

Yeah, it looks like maybe you got stung by something. Yeah, maybe take the shirt off.

So many holes. Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Okay, all right.

Something you guys can figure out 24 hours. I mean, I sent him a full list of haases yesterday.

Okay, this is a devious move. I'm just saying, I mean, did you not hear him say that? I know?

But I don't know if you can cross the barrier like that. His direct quote was, I have no idea.

What Max is doing? Yeah, so he's out to lunch. Yeah, he's out to lunch.

I like it all right. Here we go, Hank and Max, pick one we're going to go with.

Shaq. Okay, oh, not a haas, why not? not a haas?

Haas Good pick, too athletic to be a haas? No. We talked about this. I don't want to be contentious.

But I lean towards Billy's reply there. But he's gotten unathletic. Yeah, he has, he's gone haaser.

Until the season started, that's true. That's a haas fucking move. It's not a bad pick, I just.

Don't know if it's 1-1.

We'll do 1-1.

I'll take your haas and raise your haas. My list is about to be crazy. We Take Your Haas, We Raise your Haas with Jared Lorenzen. R.I.P. Okay Haas.

RIP personal friend of mine and Hank's. Should we do it right there? So it's kind of fucked up that you took a guy that we personally had a relationship with and died, but that's fine. No, I don't know. He literally didn't know you existed.

It's kind of fucked up. You didn't take him. No, that's fine, that's fine. You had the chance.

Okay, all right. Oh, they're pumped. These guys got their swag back. Super Bowl champion.

ANDY REID Okay, I want the cheeseburger after every game. Very good haas, good haas.

A number eight, maybe PFT, number eight's good because we can, we can get two later. Yeah, we.

Get two later and we can get the second one that I sent later. Eight and nine are both good haases. But yeah, I'll let you make the call.

Yeah, getting driven around everywhere on a bus, it's the most haases thing you can do. You're basically a longhorn cattle at that point, yes.

Go ahead, your pick, it's go ahead. It sounds like you're going to finish my sentence. You're going to be like, Yao Ming, Yao Ming is a haas.

That's his name, that's his wrestling name. Billy and I are on the same page, that's a.

Wrestling name? This is really weird, but it has to do with hip flexibility also.

Giant in today's day and age is kind of offensive. It's like the M word, let's relax, which word?

What word? the m word? are you saying? M? use that in a sentence, yeah.

Giant is tall, the m word is short, you need to specify which letter you're saying right now.

M As in Max, it all has to do with hip mobility, in my opinion, if your hips are too fluid.

You're not a haas. Yeah, I agree. haases are more laid back, they're lumbering.

You guys think that you're just inventing the word haas? No, no, we just know how to use it.

No, that's not true, that's not true. Are you saying we're appropriating the word haas?

No, the haas doesn't have a distinct definition, it is within the eyes of the beholder.

And with that, I will go with our next pick, Genghis Khan.

No dude, he was tiny, dude, he's tiny bro.

Billy Cook He had big haas energy. No, he didn't, dude. he was tiny. Billy. a haas isn't about the size.

It doesn't matter, no, the haas is very much about the size.

No, oh, a million percent.

Now you're just going back and forth, now, you're saying it's not about the size.

There's a size, it's a big dude, it's not a giant.

It could be Genghis Khan, Why can't it be a giant? The only thing big about Genghis Khan was his rape statistics. Yeah, Hank took a rapist.

Way to go Hank Bill Cosby next?

Yeah, yeah.

Good job Hank. Okay, Genghis Khan is a haas, I don't know.

Genghis Khan is way too proactive to be a haas.

P.ft.

We've got a lot of good picks on the board, we've got some great picks.

Genghis Khan was 5'5, everyone knows 11..

Yeah, Bartolo Cologne.

Bartolo Cologne, Haas City.

When he hit that homer.

Oh, too bad, buddy San Diego. He was so fat, he could pitch and hit.

That was maybe the best sports highlight of all time.

I don't know, I feel like, if we're going with.. ..

His body jiggling just a haas energy all the time.

Billy, you're talking about hip mobility.

That's haas, he's got a little Genghis Khan in him.

Yeah, great pick, consensually.

Yeah, consensually.

Okay, what?

I don't see any charges against Genghis.

What do you think? Listen, I'm not going to...

You guys are proving guilty.

You guys lost this draft, it's okay. the good news is we have another one next.

You guys, this is like.

Genghis Khan was maybe the worst pick of Mount Rushmore season.

He was 5'5. The only reason he looks big is because he was wearing so many fur coats on top of each other.

Genghis Khan rolled into your Hoboken village on a horseback, you'd be like, that guy has a haas.

No, I'd be like, that's a little male horse.

Yeah, okay, you guys have your last two.

So we're first going up with probably one of the haases, haases, oh, really, the boss, Rick Ross.

Okay, Rick Ross.

Yeah, big haas. He literally lost like 120 pounds.

He's still, like, 260 pounds.

He rents his house on Airbnb.

He also loves horses, right? Yeah, yeah, that's a haas move, yeah.

We dominate this draft. No, no, we dominate this draft. Wait, wait for this....

We've still got like five first round picks on our board.

Yeah, we'll wait for her to.

Easy.

This wasn't our best.

I don't know what we should say, it's starting to set in.

I still, I mean, I think Genghis Khan is going to slap on the graphic.

I'm almost upset that we only have four picks.

Yeah, we could go eight rounds easy on this haas.

So this is a synonym for haas.

Okay, that would imply that there's a definition.

No.

Do it, yeah, do the synonym. This is what it's about, yeah.

Billy go roll.

Billy, be creative, Billy.

Take the ball.

He does something graphic.

Jake never lets you cook, Jake never lets you cook.

It won't work out.

Jake's watering you down right now.

It's sad, it's sad that they're thinking about the graphic, not the picks, because I think about this as all about him.

No, it's not. no, you're pandering. No, it's about being creative and having a good decision.

This is the most meta haas of them all.

Which one Brian Reeves?

All of them big country in general.

You have to pick.

Big country, what, like Russia?

Everybody, are you simping for Putin?

No big country, Texas, just there's a big country on every team, the haas of the team.

Sometimes it's called big country, there's actually not that many big countries anymore.

Brian Big Country Reeves.

Is that your pick?

Big country, Yeah, big country.

You have to pick a person.

No big country.

No, it has to be one big country.

We chose for guys you don't want to fuck with.

All right, fine, we'll just put big country on there.

Yeah, just put big country.

And they'll put a bunch of flags Russia, U.S. Brazil.

No, no, no, no, no, no big country.

Everybody will just be like, That's Brian Reeves, Yeah, you can put Brian big country Reeves.

That is who it is. Yeah, that is the official big country.

Remember, we gave Kyle Rudolph that nickname?

Yes.

Yeah, haas.

Okay, pft, let's nail the perfect draft.

You got the perfect draft, so big cat, number two, number nine, or the guy that you sent me starts with a B.

Yeah, I like number nine, or the guy I sent you starts with a B.

It is really tough.

This is tough, let's go with the side guys.

All right, say it at the same time.

No, no, no, no, because you're going to get a great pick out of it if we don't.

They're usually another fat guy, they just think all haases are fat guys.

Well, they're also whatever they say, no, no, no, no.

They've never lost a draft. No, yeah.

No, I disagree with their definition of haas.

What does PFT know about haas?

Nothing.

You guys are talking to the guy that gave us a haas. Have you seen any of my friends ever? All my friends are haases. Yeah, yeah.

Because they're all haases compared to you.

Your friends just look like me.

Yeah, they all do.

All the hard factor guys look like a combination of Max and Big Cat.

No, when I met them all, I was like, what if he has a type? Yeah, this is fucked.

I like big, hairy guys, what can I say, Zaddies? Alright, no big cat, you do it.

Okay, okay.

3 2, 1 0.

John Cruck.

Good pick, great pick, and Max was. Max is probably kicking himself.

Isn't he short? How tall is he?

He's a hoss, he's a hoss.

You just think the definition of hoss is fat.

That is what we've come down to.

And I take back what I said earlier that that was nice when you called me a hoss.

So height matters for Andre the Giant, it matters for Genghis Khan, but it doesn't matter for him. I'm just trying to establish.

5'10 is a perfectly average height.

He was probably a hoss in your day. But I don't think it's going to play today.

It's honestly pathetic that Hank tried to say that John Cruck isn't a hoss.

So just so, we're clear.

I'm not where did I say that?

Right after the pick was made.

Just so we're clear. Billy just said John Cruck's not going to play in his day, but he just picked a player for the Vancouver Grizzlies.

Yeah, well, big country on the graphic is going to play so fucking hard. It's Bryant Reece. everybody has a big. your pick is Bryant Reece.

No, but it's big country, Reece.

Yes, yeah.

Everyone sees big country, they're like, that's a hoss.

Okay.

Every big country is a hoss.

Hank It is a shame because we could go another four easy.

You want to go five, you want to go bonus pick.

Nah.

Yeah, let's go bonus pick.

Yeah, let's go bonus pick. What else do we want to get, man? Yeah, let's go bonus pick, I'm going to. My clip is still loaded.

Vote up a hail Mary right now.

Donald Trump.

Okay.

That's not a bad pick, damn it.

Have you seen that tennis boat?

That tennis picture? Okay, all right, we're going five rounds.

Driving a golf cart on the green is a hoss.

He's on his epic.

He's skinny as fuck right now, he looks weak right now.