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He’s a former Secret Service Agent, former NYPD officer, and New York Times best-selling author. Join Dan Bongino each weekday as he tackles the hottest political issues, debunking both liberal and Republican establishment rhetoric.
Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Listen, I don't want to hear another word from the identity politics left liberal goons. You guys are nazis, fascists. I'm just not interested in your opinion. Listen, it's fairly clear, if you're a conservative, where we are actually against racism, Nazis, fascists and stuff.
We know you dipshits don't understand that because you don't want to, but it's true. However, I don't want to hear another word from you morons on the left, not one.
You can shut your pie holes, you can jam a sandwich in your mouth and sit in a corner, and you can shut them up. OK, I'm not interested. I'm not interested at all. I mean, you've got groups of people right now.
And by the way, I absolutely fully respect and support the right for anyone to protest legally. Can't protest in someone's living room and threaten to kill them. OK, it's a First Amendment protected activity, however, the Let's kill the Jews.
Terrorist protests on campus where people like, I'm Hamas, like, that's a terror group that just raped and murdered a bunch of innocent people. And the Libs are like, you know, they got a point, they got to, really, they do.
Listen, you want to protest what Israel's up to over there? You're right, we can disagree, but that's your right to do that. Foreign policy protests are as american as apple pie.
Fine, you want to protest foreign funding? Absolutely go right ahead, but fully supporting a group that supports like rape, murder, terrorism. That man, I know.
Good, so you libs again, take a sandwich and stick it in there. I'm really not interested in your opinion. Coming out firing today. I got a lot to talk about, including this little gem I found in that ninety five billion dollar foreign war funding bill.
Oh, it's fascinating. It's about another three and a half billion for more illegal immigration. No way, no way, yes.
No, yes, I'll show it to you, Page 11. Folks. Most emergencies come without a warning.
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Com mypatriotsupply.com. All right, fellas, let's go listen. I even got a short weekend update because I got a lot to get to and I came out firing. But it is Monday, so I don't like to waste a lot of your time.
Saturday was kind of a really not much doing day. We didn't do much. Paul and I just kind of hung around. Why? Because we were recovering from Friday night.
We were partying a little bit, we had the house to ourselves, so there may have been some adult sodas involved. Because, you know, it's in the house and everything like that. I mean, you don't have to worry too much about anything. But, man, it was a good time. And let me tell you something if you can. Sometimes, just like, act a fool, I don't mean act stupid or sloppy.
I just mean, you know, like, quit your wife and stuff and just have a good time. And we put on some Morgan Wallen tunes, which we like, and some other tunes too. And we would just like sing into each other like a bunch of crazy. Like young high school kids from the 80s, remember the late 80s in high school? And man, we had a good time.
I looked up, it was one o'clock in the morning. I haven't been up in one o'clock in the morning since last Friday. I just don't stay up that late, but you got to do that stuff.
You know why? because it is silly and it is fun, but there are these little bonding rituals you remember, and it was a really good time. I sat around and had to recover all day, though.
A little rough. I left some details out. I told the crew I needed, like some intravenous intervention. The next day, it was that bad.
Folks, my cannibalism theory of the left, and no, this does not involve Uncle Brosy. my cannibalism theory of the left is coming true in lifetime. OK, just quickly following up on this. I told you a long time ago that the left would eat itself alive. When you fester and promote anti-semitism on your campus with a bunch of Marxist professors, some of which, by the way, are actually Jewish themselves.
It's amazing to me that I've warned you about this, like these people want to kill you. That. Some people are now stunned that the chickens are coming home to roost and destroying the college campus. I have, guy, you've been here the longest. How long have I been warning about the cannibalism theory?
At least as long as he's been here. I have warned over and over leftists Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Christian, Hindu, I don't care. Dear lefties, I'm telling you right now, it's only a matter of time before these people come to kill you too. You do what you want with that.
But don't say I didn't warn you dipshits. I've told you why the cannibalism theory is true. And again, this is not an Uncle Brosy segment. that's a totally different cannibalism theory. Because conservatives started ignoring these assholes a long time ago.
And I don't mean ignoring, like, we don't know they're there, I mean, they come after us and we give them the middle finger.
Which one?
Yeah, oh, that's right, but we about two years ago we put up this article about how lefty NGOS, Yeah, it was an article about how the NGOS couldn't believe. They'd hired a bunch of liberal crazies who were then internally sabotaging the NGO. Folks. We started ignoring these assholes a long time ago. So because they need to cancel someone, I warned you that we're simply going to move on to lefties like college campus people who are lefties.
And now it's happening. You don't have to listen to me, you don't have to listen to me. Dipshits I told you a long time ago. And, trust me, when I tell you, it's going to get worse.
These people want to kill you, too. Leaving that there, you're never going to believe this freaking gem, and I'm using that word gem loosely. I found in this House bill, you know, the ninety five billion dollar Ukraine funding bill, foreign funding bill, Taiwan and Israel in there. And the tick tock stuff, all this other stuff, folks, whether you forgetting the foreign policy component of it. For a second here, they buried a lot of stuff in here. That if this doesn't come out, I am an absolute no on this bill. Now. I actually screenshotted it for you and fellas, did I not send the link to the bill?
Did I not? This is from the actual bill. I encourage you to go to page 11. Here's page 11 of H.R. Eighty Thirty Five.
I want to read this to you. For an additional amount for migration and refugee assistance, three point, four, nine, five billion dollars to remain available until expended. Listen to this to address humanitarian needs of vulnerable populations and communities. Let me translate that for you.
Page 11 says Here's three and a half billion dollars to a bunch of NGOs to facilitate the invasion of the United States. Oh, you didn't see that, you didn't see it. They didn't talk about that in the weekend shows, why not?
Why not?
You know, I don't ask a lot. There may be components of this bill you agree with. You may like the tick tock stuff, you may like the Israel stuff, you may like the Ukraine stuff.
You may like the Taiwan stuff, you may hate all of that stuff, Israel stuff, the Ukraine stuff, the Taiwan stuff. You're free to like or hate it. Can we all agree?
Page 11 is bullshit. go to the bill. look on page 11, send that to your congressman. Today. I'm asking as a friend and say, this is a No.
This is a No. Now they've passed it, the Senate, you got to reach out to your senators, to the Senate, has an opportunity to do something this hasn't passed the Senate yet.
This has to come out, they have to rework this thing, this has to come out. They tried to slip this in under your nose. Three point, five billion to facilitate the invasion of the United States.
That's a big no, no, an absolute no. Don't take my word for it again, look it up.
Go to page 11.
Folks, listen, man, there's some, there's some like spiritual stuff going on right now, I don't know.
I don't know if you agree with me or not.
Tucker had an appearance on Rogan's show generated a lot of controversy. Tucker Carlson. But there was one part he brought up. I'll get to it a little later.
But Aviva Rita, you agree? There's something spiritual going on right now. There's like some spiritual warfare. Folks, I'm not your preacher, but I love Jesus, man.
A lot. I'm amazed. He loves, you know, this failed human being, that he still talks to me and takes me in. He's incredible. I'm such a mess.
But there's some spiritual stuff going on right now, man. This is like evil, deep stuff. And I feel like, if you and I don't stand up like, you let that evil in once, you let that evil in. Man. It's just like a cancerous tumor, it just spreads and spreads.
But the cancer is contagious, it's respiratory, man, you breathe it on other people. That evil is here. Why do I say that?
Because the story is like, this, Did you see this? This hit last week. This is so patently morally evil that it's stunning that even the Democrats would do it so openly. And gosh, that's saying a lot.
NeWSWEEK Donald Trump could lose secret service protection under new Bill? Folks, keep that up a second, please listen to me and listen clearly.
Ready? They want this guy dead, no, dead, yes.
They want him dead. Explain to me one other reason why, as you can see here, disgusting garbage person. Democrat Bennie Thompson from Mississippi, who ran the January 6th scam committee. Why he would pull secret service protection or try to from Donald Trump? He's calling it the disgraced Act, which would terminate secret service protection for individuals convicted of either state or local felonies. Now there's another piece to this hold on one second.
I get you can take that. I'm sorry. These guys are great. So they like to change up the view, which is smart because people get sick of the same view. Why is Bennie Thompson, Bennie Thompson, Bennie Thompson doing?
Because they want to see Donald Trump get dead. No, they can't be that sick. No, no, they are, they are that sick. I want you to listen to the reason.
Bennie Thompson said that they're going to enact this bill and they must have been paying attention to my show. I'm the only former secret service agent with a radio show, the only one, I think, the only one that's ever had a national radio show ever.
I did a show a while ago pointing out that if Donald Trump is to go to prison, it's going to be a logistics nightmare. For a number of reasons. Someone was paying attention. Listen, let's put up a screenshot, too. Here's the quote from Bennie Thompson why they want to get Donald Trump killed and pull the Secret Service protection. As a result, current law may serve as an impediment to the equal administration of justice and present logistical difficulties for both the secret service and prison authorities at the federal and state levels.
Garbage person Bennie Thompson said I added that garbage person part logistics. it's going to create a logistics problem. Gee, you remember that conversation we had on the show about logistics?
You all right, Evita, you going to pass out, or what? She had a sneeze, she was like, holding it like her head was going to explode. What's the logistics problem?
Well, Bennie Thompson probably heard about it on my show, having been a secret service guy and all that, ladies and gentlemen. The Secret Service has unique federal powers under 18 U.S.C. 3056 and, in this case, 18 U.S...C. 1752 as well 18 U.S..C, which stands for United States Code. Because there are some liberals out there who are really stupid.
What's that, man? U.S.A is that like the trojans? No, that's U.S code morons?
The Secret Service can declare something a federally restricted or federally protected area. Leave this sucker up for a second here. So what does that mean? It means if the president goes in a Burger King and the manager agrees to host the president, we then declare that a federally protected area, not by decree.
It's not something like you don't roll out a screed, it just is. And we can say who comes in and out guy wants to come in with a machete.
He's not allowed because it's a federally restricted area, but if the Burger King owner owns it, not while we're there, he doesn't. Well, you can tell us to leave and we'll leave, but if you host us, we're going to declare it a restricted building or ground under 18 U..S...C.
1752, which declares the term restricted building or grounds, means any posted, cordoned off, or otherwise restricted area of a building or grounds. Where the President or other persons protected by the Secret Service is or will be temporarily visiting, that's that's really interesting. So the president is where he is or will be temporarily visiting. So, if the president or secret service protectees, like the former president, are in a jail cell, does that mean this applies to a jail cell? Let me read again.
Number one, the term restricted buildings or grounds means any, means, any, means, any. You said that three times because there are liberals, this thing posted cordoned off or otherwise restricted area.
Tony, can you show me the asterisk portion that says, Except a jail cell? can you show me that? Oh, Tony says it's not there. Tony says it's not there. He's a little confused for a second.
I don't see that. So there's no exception for jail cells. No, no, there's not.
Can you do me a favor, guys? I don't think. Can you go back to Benny Thompson? The second screenshot, where he talks about the logistics problem? You see how Benny Thompson understands. I showed you the screenshot of 1752 a while ago.
You see how Benny Thompson they must have been listening to my show. And he notes that, basically, putting Trump in jail creates, quote, logistical difficulties for the Secret Service and prison authorities.
So basically, Benny Thompson and them, they go right there. They want Trump dead, they want him, like dead as a doornail, because the doornail is pretty dead, and they can't get him dead. Because they know, putting him in a federal or state or city jail cell is going to clog up the entire jail. As the Secret Service basically shuts down an entire wing and declares who can come in and out, which would not be people who would hurt him, and they don't want that.
They want this guy dead, and I want you to understand on the left, they all love this again. Going back to the beginning, the cannibalism theory, you think you're dealing with normal, sane people.
You're dealing with a bunch of lunatics. Folks. Let me tell you something right now. For as much as I revile, I mean, can't stand. Folks, trust me, you have no idea how much, I bet you may think, you know, for as much as I cannot stand. Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And I mean, it is some deep dark.
Can't stand in there. I proudly did my job keeping these idiots alive, because that's what I swore to do. And I did my job, and I did it well. And I love doing my job, even though I couldn't stand the people I was doing it for. Because we have a country here and we don't let our elected leaders, even if they're scammers and losers, we don't let them get killed.
Not this piece of human garbage. Benny Thompson Benny Thompson wants him dead. And I'm telling you right now, this thing should be condemned by everyone. And for anyone out there on the left. You pieces of shit who will come after me on this show and say you would never defend Barack Obama? Oh, really.
Really, I wish I had Paula up here because he wasn't around. But there was a bill about five years ago, maybe six, to pull protection of former presidents. And I said, I think it's a bad idea. Because what's going to happen is they're just going to wait till he gets out of office and they're going to wind up killing him, Trump included.
Do you know how much shit I got from listeners? Because the bill they thought was about Obama, it's not, it's about all protectees, they said. Dan, you're defending Obama's right to secret service protection.
That's neither here nor there. But for any liberal a-holes who, even for a second, I will pull that segment and humiliate you in a heartbeat. I was the one defending that guy's ability to get protection. Because it's a bad idea to get your presidents killed weeks after they leave office. So don't give me your bullshit liberal, phony, fake commie scumbags.
You don't let the former president get killed because you don't like his freaking politics. Freaking pieces of garbage. I'm so sick of these absolute pieces of garbage, folks. But I'm going to tell you again, there's something going on here, man, there's some spiritual warfare.
There's something deep here and it's the worst I've ever seen it. I'm only alive 49 years. I've only been involved in politics for about, I don't know, 30 of those years.
Folks, there's something bad here, something bad. The only piece of good news is all of this is backfiring in a spectacular fashion. I'll show you what I mean with this clip from CNN coming up in a second right now. And how the just. All you've got to do is open your eyes and you can see we're in a bad spot.
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Here's a little piece of good news because this show started heavy today. First piece of good news, my cannibalism theory is coming true. The left is eating itself alive. College campuses, NGOS, they are, they're tearing each other up.
Greg, he reminded me about that piece. CNN even had to acknowledge us this weekend with these poll numbers for approval rating. But I want you to listen very closely. It goes to show you how the left-wing media will never understand us, even though we understand them well. They're like, I can't believe it.
Trump's approval rating is higher than it was before Trump's approval rating. Even though all this stuff is happening, all these trials, no, no, no, Jerkwads. Trump's approval rating is going up precisely because of the ridiculous Star Chamber trials you're putting him under. How do you not see this?
Take a look. This is viewed favorably across Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. In the 2020 exit polls. What do we see? 50 of voters view Joe Biden, on average, favorably in those states, compared to just 45 for Donald Trump. Look at the Joe Biden trend line.
Where he is now, Joe Biden is far less like than he was four years ago. Just 43 of voters now view Joe Biden favorably in these states, and Donald Trump. Despite everything that has happened, everything that has happened is actually slightly more like 47 favorable rating. So this isn't just a lesser of two evils that's going on.
The fact is that Donald Trump is in fact better like than he was four years ago, and is better like than Joe Biden is right now. In these battleground states, it's pretty gosh darn clear, you know? It really is incredible how dense our enemies are. These are our enemies. They're enemies of freedom, enemies of liberty, enemies of the truth.
I got a segment I'm going to play on a Mars show of Dana Bash with Kristi Noem on CNN, which is just so hilariously dumb. These people are enemies of the United States, they hate you, but you would think this would be a backhand in the face.
Why is Donald Trump's approval rating higher and Biden's lower? Because sane people, not you lunatics, sane people, see exactly what's going on. Charge him with a fake crime, convict him of a fake crime. In a court full of Democrats, with a Democrat judge, in a Democrat state, with a Democrat AG. And then, when he's convicted of a fake crime, pull secret service protection and throw him in jail so he gets killed. What sane person supports that?
No one, nobody, only you freaking lunatics. This is. It's people like this who are our best friends right now. I get it, I know you're angry at Twinkies and Fannie Willis and Letitia James, I get it.
You have every right to be angry at these idiots, moron communists. I get it, but I'm telling you, based on the evidence I just showed you in the polling, I just brought the receipts from freaking CNN. These people are your best friends right now, you just don't know it.
Watch this video of Letitia James spread this around. This is the best thing you can do is just show America who they actually are, in their own words, not mine. Take a look. The president of the United States has complained. That I'm engaging in some sort of political witch hunt, that I've got some personal vendetta against him, that I campaigned against him.
That is not true, this illegitimate president who sits in the White House.
That president, because he's not my president, he's an illegitimate president. His days are numbered, his days are numbered. We've got to get ready to mobilize, and we've got to get ready to agitate and irritate until.
Victory is won, but, more importantly, until Trump is defeated.
We will all rise up and resist this man and ultimately we'll bring him down, this illegitimate president.
I'm going to give you the same level of respect that you gave to President Obama, and that is absolutely no respect at all.
Donald Trump has got to go. hey, hey, ho ho, Donald Trump has got to go, hey hey.
Ho ho.
Listen to me, I get it. I understand. As passionate defenders of our Constitution, of our values, everything we stand for. Donald Trump, a lot of you, and me included, are supporters. I get you're angry, but I want you to understand that these are your best friends right now. Do you have any idea how hard it is, how much money it takes politically and media to move an approval needle nationally?
A few points we're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars in a presidential election to influence people's approval rating thoughts on a candidate. They're doing it for you, they're doing it for you.
This is why I keep saying with the motion to vacate the speaker, and we had Speaker Johnson on the radio show on Friday. If you'd like to watch the entire interview, you can watch it on my Dan Bongino Show Clips channel. As always, there's going to be feedback on it. 90 was positive or so, 10 was negative.
The show is called the Dan Bongino Show. I make executive decisions and I make no apologies for them. I thought, by the way, that the FISA thing, the FISA scandal right now, the renewal of the spying courts was the biggest thing. We addressed, the Ukraine funding. Unfortunately, it was at the end.
They didn't have a lot of time, but I'm glad the speaker came on and I'll continue to have people on the show. I adamantly disagree with, but I will say with the speaker, Speaker Johnson, no matter how much you disagree with him right now, I can't emphasize to you enough. There can be no distractions. This speaker, If we vacate the speaker, you will have Speaker Hakeem Jeffries. I'm guaranteeing you you can flag it right now.
100. You will have Speaker Jeffries, there will be other Republicans who will leave, Speaker Jeffries will be the guy. And you'll be looking at me and saying, I should have listened to you.
We're being played right now now. Having said that, Speaker Johnson's decisions on FISA and the Ukraine funding have been absolutely disastrous. And I'm going to explain to you right now what's really going on. You ready? Maybe the most important segment of the show.
Not only did they slide a bunch of nonsense in the bill, like I discussed in the beginning of the show. Three and a half billion for a bunch of NGOs who want to facilitate the invasion of the United States at the border, OK?
Folks, I've been told from a number of very, let's just call them in the know people who understand swamp mechanics better than anyone. That the Democrats are salivating right now, like dripping saliva on their desk over the idea of getting Republican fingerprints on an anti-civil liberties bill. Like the FISA thing. And Ukraine funding, despite the fact that Biden has absolutely no plan for Ukraine to win at all.
Chancellors, You get what I'm telling you, this is important, this is understand, you get, you need to understand the takeaway here. Tony just moved in the chair, so I'm thinking he might be interested in this.
What's he going to say? These are what my connections, who I trust, are telling me. The Democrats are absolutely in love with the idea that Republicans running the House are now going to pass the biggest anti-civil liberties legislation ever. In a renewal of courts that can spy on foreigners but can back and spy on Americans without a warrant, that's absolutely true.
There's no arguing about that, it's been done and it will be done again. Oh, but there's penalties. Yeah, sure, there were penalties last time.
And that the Republicans are now going to own a Ukraine strategy. Now it's up to me to bring you the receipts. OK, because I can say whatever I want. But unlike bullshit artists on CNN and MSNBC, I'm going to back it up for you right now.
I'm going to show you what they're saying on MSNBC. How all of a sudden they're big fans of Speaker Mike Johnson, really. They've hated Mike Johnson up until a few months ago. Kevin McCarthy, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Newt Gingrich.
You name a speaker of the House, the Democrats have called him a Nazi or something. Why do they love this guy? All of a sudden? Because I just told you, the Democrats are popping champagne that the GOP are pushing to of essentially their bills. Stay tuned, you're going to be really pissed off at the end of this.
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Thanks Genucell, we appreciate it. Okay, now it's time for me to back it up. They're popping the champagne, man, they are so happy. The GOP now owns an attack on civil liberties, which they love, and the failed Ukraine strategy.
Here's sellout GOP, Turncoat and a total life loser. This guy was a former Republican congressman. He's now a full-time life loser on MSNBC, but his name is Dave Jolly Dave Jolly, who again was a Republican congressman.
I just want to emphasize that and pretend to be like a tea party guy before totally selling out. This is one of the rare times they say the quiet part out loud, and he's actually speaking the truth. I want you to listen on MSNBC how all of a sudden they're fans of Mike Johnson. So weird. It's like something happened.
I have long believed that Mike Johnson is not the speaker of the House come January, largely because it's probably Hakeem Jeffries. But even if Republicans keep the majority, I think that's where you see Mike Johnson come up short with the vote. If they were to call for a motion to vacate now, and it appears that they will, I suspect Democrats will back Mike Johnson. And the reason why Eamon is this. There is very little legislation of consequence between now and the end of the year on matters that really do count, including keeping the government open past October 1..
Johnson has shown us that he's willing to work with Democrats to make that happen. So I would say to Hakeem Jeffries and Democrats, look, it's okay to date Mike Johnson for about seven months. That doesn't mean you have to marry him, right? This can be a short-term relationship until you take the gavel. But I don't think anybody wants disruption at this point.
I think Mike Johnson hangs on through the end of the calendar year. Okay, interesting, you think that's an accident? You think MSNBC's airing that segment because they hate Mike Johnson? What they're saying is absolutely true.
They are absolutely in love with the Republican caucus passing a FISA bill to allow spying by the government on Americans through the back door. They love it, they can't believe Republicans were so stupid, they can't, they can't believe it.
They are in love right now, so just there are two components to this. Okay, they love the fact that Republicans are now sanctioning spying on Republicans with a FISA court that was used through a FISA warrant to spy on Republicans. They love this now because now they can only when they you understand why I'm not explaining this well.
That's my fault, because now when they spy on Republicans through the back door with FISA, they can go. The Republicans weren't. It was their bill.
You get it, leave the FISA part out for a second. I want to move on to the Ukraine funding as well, folks, Ukraine losing to Russia is not a good thing.
I don't care what anybody's telling, it's not. There are all kinds of geopolitical ramifications from that that ripple through the financial markets, national security markets. I don't care what anyone's telling you them. Losing is not a good thing, however, an unwinnable war that goes on in perpetuity is not a good thing either.
The United States has to make a decision. Okay, and here's the problem on the second part. The GOP just signed off on this funding bill to Ukraine, and there's absolutely no plan to win whatsoever. Now. A friend of mine reached out and told me this. And conveniently 20 minutes later, this article pops up by Homan Jenkins in the Wall Street Journal, who's pretty wired in on this, too. Losing Ukraine isn't necessary.
Listen to every word of this, he says. No, because if it was enacted as a Republican bill, the Ukraine funding he's talking about, Republicans would become co-owners of a Biden policy. They don't control, which they understand perfectly well, points to a messy outcome neither victory nor defeat in Ukraine. This kind of sharing would certainly suit Democrats. It explains why they sat on their hands for months while Speaker Johnson flailed.
Yes, yes, yes, sir, yes, sir. You understand what's going on? Biden's policy in Ukraine right now? Is this you ready?
Don't lose the war, but don't win it either.
No, it isn't. Yes, it is. What do you think Homan Jenkins is talking about? The idea is to give them just enough funding and weapons to make sure that they don't lose immediately. But they don't want them to win either. He says it right there.
He is not the only one who's written this. People have reached out to me directly. Now. The Democrats have the best of both worlds. They have a shit strategy. Where Biden doesn't have to own one of two things. He doesn't have to own either World War three, starting with the Russians, and he doesn't have to own number two.
He doesn't have to own the collapse of Ukraine. So we get to just play both sides, don't lose but don't win. And now Republican fingerprints are all over it because we haven't demanded a strategy. Now, I can tell you what my critics are going to say right now, and I got a lot of them.
They're going to say no, Dan. In the funding bill, there's a what a 90 day or so demand that Biden produce a written strategy. Please spare me. yes, that is in the bill, spare me the nonsense.
You know what's going to happen, they're going to send back some bullshit thing in writing that means absolutely nothing. Please stop, you know, for a fact, he has no strategy to win this at all.
We should either tell the Ukrainians we're all in and we are going to beat the Russians back, and here's what we're going to do. Fighter jets and a whole nine. I'm not telling you I agree with that, I'm telling you these are your choices.
In the real world, there were really hard choices. Or we should say, listen, this war is unwinnable. It's time to negotiate. You guys are going to have to figure this out.
I don't want to do either. And now we signed onto it with our little fingerprint on it. Too freaking stupid man, so dumb.
Folks, like I said to you before, there's a spiritual war going on. There's something deep here. I had a um, I debated talking about this, but I had a really transformative experience. I relayed to a lot of you and I think it all went to it again. But when my when my mom passed unexpectedly, she died at about between 2 and 3 a...m.
In the morning, she had fallen down some stairs, obviously accidentally. And, uh, I woke up that night and someone had grabbed me. And my wife wasn't here, she was in Miami with my daughter.
There was no one in the house and someone grabbed me. I promise you, man, it happened. I'm not telling you stories for stupid attention. It's not my thing and I hope you understand that.
I'm telling you, someone grabbed me, actually grabbed me. I was awake, I felt it creeped me out. I didn't know what was going on, I didn't know my mother died and find out till the morning. But I've never been more convinced that there's something out there.
And there's something out there, you and I don't understand, I don't care how you explain it, quantum entanglement, I don't care how.
The Bible. I don't care how you explain it, I'm just telling you something out there, you and I don't understand. And I felt it. And brothers and sisters, I'm telling you it was real, but there is something deeper, those demons are real.
I don't know what they are. Is it some form of energy? We don't say I don't know what these demons are, I don't pretend to know, but they're real.
How else would you explain? How else would you explain it other than the spiritual? I want you to watch this segment by Bill Maher of All Things Bill Maher, who again is not our friend. But this is an important segment because this is an audience we don't speak to. But he does. How insane is this?
This war on kids, that even Bill Maher, the devout leftist, has to be the one to bring attention to the demons on planet Earth. Now at war with our kids. This is an important segment about a minute of it, listen to this and get this. After Brian Peck, who was one of the lead creeps at Nickelodeon, served 16 months in prison for the molesting he did there, Disney hired him naturally to work on a children's series.
Oh, for pedophiles in Hollywood, it's a small world, after all.
And not just Hollywood, there are Instagram moms these days who are practically only fanzing their itty-bitty beauty queen daughters by having them wear skimpy bikinis and eat bananas. To build social media stardom, they're called sharenters, a hybrid of sharing and parent. I call them pimps, a hybrid of pimp and ssS.
And people who believe in social justice have agreed this is wrong and this is bad. In exposing kids to an adult world of lurid costumes and garish makeup borders on abuse. Now hurry up and get in the car, we're late for Drag Queen Story Hour.
You know, it's interesting. I'm following the chat as it plays shows live, and there's always a break while it plays, and I'm watching the chat. And some of you in the chat, most of you get it, some of you don't seem to understand.
I don't think you get it, man. This guy is not our friend. correct? Let me say that again, this guy's not our friend.
But he is talking to a totally different group of people. So someone in the chat said, Dan, we already know this. What's the point?
You just made my point, you just don't know it. We already know this. Listen to what you just said. We, we, they don't, or they're blind to it. I'm not talking about the ones doing it.
Of course, they know they're the lunatics. There's large portions of America, 10, 20, 30 million people who are not knee deep in this stuff, like you and I are who? Unless people who are not into politics like that, people who are new don't watch our show, see it somewhere else, they'll never know about this stuff.
That's why that segment is important. We knowing about it is not enough, they have to know about it too.
How else do you explain this evil? How else, other than some kind of spiritual warfare, going an attack on kids, some kind of sexually abusing kids? What kind of freaking lunatics are living on this planet right now? And these are heroes on the left.
This is the segment I talked about in the beginning of the show. Tucker Carlson, you know well, was on Joe Rogan's Show, the most popular podcast on planet Earth. And this thing went crazy everywhere but YouTube, which probably suppressed it, because that's what they do.
But Tucker had a very interesting take on UFOS. I'm not sure I agree with the take, but it's fascinating enough. In the context of the spiritual warfare going on right now, it's worth talking about for a second. This thing was all over the place. Check this out.
And not just, you know, the Hebrew Scriptures, like, it's all over every the Vedic texts, of course, so these are spiritual phenomenon. There's no evidence they're from another planet.
I mean, I think that's the OP, that's the lie that they're from Mars. Look, space. The atmosphere is really well monitored, right? Both for military, for defense reasons, but also because, like, it'd be nice to know when asteroids are coming. And there's no evidence, has never been any evidence, that there are lots of these objects, these vehicles, coming into our atmosphere from somewhere else, some other planet. There's no evidence of that at all.
Vita says she agrees with Tucker.
Folks, is it any crazier than other dimension beings who somehow conquered the speed of light? Limitation on travel? I don't know. All I do know for sure is there is definitely something out there we don't understand. There is some spiritual realm, and some of it is manifesting itself in this world right now. How else do you how?
What other possible way is there to explain all of this stuff going on right now?
Folks, this stuff and the degrading of human beings into melanin components and sexual organs, and what is a woman? This is just another symptom of a society that evolved to a point and is now regressing backwards. Because I think the evil has finally gotten the best of us a little bit. This DEI is the same thing. I want you to watch this short segment.
Stacey Abrams here, still still thinks she's the governor of Georgia. They will never let this go. Folks merit. None of that matters to them at all. They want a world dictated exclusively by skin color.
And who they claim are the victims? Watch this. What we know is that the attack on diversity, equity, and inclusion DEI is an attack on democracy. It's an attack on education, It's an attack on how our economy works.
It's all symptoms, folks. There's a bigger spiritual war going on right now. DEI this, this, this war on our children, this. What is a woman? They can't, they claim not to be able to define what a woman is. This weaponization of government.
It is all symptom of symptoms of a regression. You know, I read, I read a book a while ago. Um, it's a very popular book. It's called The Road Less Traveled. It's written by M.
Scott Peck, who since passed very, very popular books, been around for decades. But it's a pretty amazing book about the genesis and the origins of evil. And he brings up this point about how the natural state of things in nature is entropy disorder. You let a bunch of hedges grow, do they grow up as a square and level?
No, of course not. They grow chaotically. That's everything in nature, except for human beings. We went from Neanderthals, and, you know, savages, to more civilized homo sapiens sapiens to now relatively civilized human beings. In most portions of the world at least. And we get to this point.
But now we're regressing again, and I think there's been this generational fight with evil where we finally got a leg up and now it's going backwards. How else is there? I mean, what other way is there to explain all this stuff?
I mean, this stuff with the weaponization of government, I got to switch gears here. A minute just reminds me of exactly that. You can crack a freaking history book, man, and say, you know what? Every time they've weaponized government against political opponents, it's led to body bags.
Like, maybe this isn't a good idea. Remember, last week we covered the story about the whistleblower in the Trump impeachment case, how it's strange how the whistleblower may be covering up some of his own activities. He doesn't want you to know about folks. The C.I.A. set up Donald Trump.
There's no doubt about it. I want you to follow this guy on Twitter, this guy Stephen McIntyre, he's under at Climate Audit on Twitter, this guy's incredible, he knows something really interesting.
You know, Victoria Nuland, the Obama Biden hack, remember the Ukraine biolabs? remember the Ukraine stuff? The recorded audio where she's trying to push a new what is it? Yachts is the guy.
Victoria Nuland has been knee-deep in every foreign policy debacle of the last 10 years. McIntyre notes something interesting on June 17, 2016, two days after the Washington Post story about the DNC hack. Victoria Nuland and the Ambassador to Ukraine, Jeffrey Pyatt and Bridget Brink, visited the White House Situation room. Who were they hosted by?
Chia Morella, the so-called whistleblower or alleged whistleblower in the Trump impeachment case.
Yikes, folks, if you watched my show last week, you know what that means. What did Chia Morella know? Was he a whistleblower to blow the whistle, or is he the whistleblower because he wanted whistleblower protections so that he would never be exposed?
What does this guy know? How has he escaped any scrutiny? There was some meeting he hosted or escorted people into about the DNC hack, you mean the DNC hack? That even Aaron Maté, who is by the way no friend of mine at all, Aaron Maté, had a note. That quote. Crowdstrike did not have concrete evidence the data was exfiltrated from the DNC, but we have indicators that it was exfiltrated.
There it is, right there, the DNC hack that basically nobody has the evidence of.
There was a little meeting about that, the whistleblower guy was there, the yikes guy who seemed to have known about the Biden deal with the Burisma folks. And Hunter. What were they really covering up?
Inquiring minds.
Where's the media on all this? By the way, the answer is nowhere. They are obviously collaborators, they're part of this spiritual fight, too. You've got a group of people with this power right in front of them, with this thing, this microphone, to be able to bring truth to the masses.
And what do they do? They give you the double-barreled middle finger every single time. So I don't blame Trump's team one bit. Vanity Fair Trump campaign denies press credentials for several journalists. Good for you.
Washington Post, Axios and Vanity Fair have been rejected. You should be rejected losers, you're not journalists, a bunch of agitprop propagandists. I would deny all of you.
It'd be a blanket ban, you'd be kicked out of the press room, too.
It's because of moments like this, I want you to watch this CNN clip. See the guy lit himself on fire outside of the Trump trial. Let's see you see him.
He pours some kind of flammable fuel on him, lights himself on fire. I mean, how do you try? I want you to watch this CNN lady absolutely loser marbles on live TV talking about an active shooter? I don't even.
She sounds like she's trying to call like a football game here. This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Take a look, what do you say?
We also are seeing an active shooter, an active shooter is in the park. Outside the court, we have a man who is lit, he has set fire to himself, a man has emblazoned himself outside of the courthouse just now.
Our cameras are turning right now.
A man has now lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse in Manhattan, where we are waiting for history to be made. A full jury panel is gone.
We are watching a man who was fully emblazoned in the front of the courthouse. today, we are watching multiple fires breaking out around his body and person.
We have seen an arm that has been visible that has been engulfed in total flames. There is chaos that is happening.
Folks, we had an expression in my last job, which was a serious job, because if you screwed up, someone got killed in the Secret Service. So we had an expression called Don't shit the bed, OK. You never want to panic, especially in front of a group of people, or even look like you're panicking, because what does panic induce? More panic? Panic is a strange thing if you've ever seen it.
It's like a virus. If you're calm, everyone else is calm. If the panic virus gets out there, it spreads quickly. It's respiratory, it travels by blood, by mosquito, by vector, everything, and it travels fast.
This lady who needs to be the story, you understand, she thinks she's in some kind of a movie. Yeah, it was a real tragic situation that happened. The guy obviously had some issues. But how about just trying to take a breath, a moment and just kind of seeing what's going on before you lose your marbles on live TV?
We're supposed to trust these people. I played that for a reason. It's not just to poke fun at her, OK, even though that was an absolutely ridiculous obscenity that happened on TV with her. These are the kind of immature people I would never hire in law enforcement or any serious job.
And yet they have microphones right now where they can talk to the masses and move public opinion and actually sway elections. And you still take these people seriously. What the hell did you just see? You saw someone who had to be the story, didn't want to discuss the story?
All right, I got one last story. It's very important I want to get to today, but it's critical. Folks, no matter where you stand on this TikTok bill, I'm going to give you the hard reality here. I am obviously an equity holder in rumble.
DIScLoSURE Rumble has expressed an interest in purchasing TikTok if there's a forced sale. I've said to you from the beginning, I'm not sure this is the best idea in the end, even though I would potentially stand to benefit from it financially. I owe you my honest opinion, and I'm not going to be swayed never, ever by green cheese, money or whatever you want to call it. Because I owe you the truth. And once you blow your credibility, your credibility is gone. However, I don't have a vote on this and this TikTok ban looks like it's going to happen.
And the hard reality is this. Anyone telling you TikTok's connections to the Chinese Communist Party are some kind of made-up, fabricated thing is lying to your face. It's real. The Chinese Communist Party clearly has some connection there. The app is not our friend.
TikTok is not our friend, however, I don't believe that. As soon as you don't like it, then don't download the app. The AP notes this, though the TikTok ban is going to pass the Senate, too.
TikTok is going to have to do something, and they have to divest from their Chinese Communist Party connections. Likely within nine months, it's going to get signed. That's just a hard reality. I gave you my opinion, I'll stick to it.
But it is what it is, and that's the real world. But this part I find pretty freaking hilarious. TikTok's claiming now that if the law passes, that they're going to take this thing to court. Oh, really.
You're going to take that to court any of you guys, lawyers, Avita.
There's this thing called discovery, I know, because I've been a part of it in many legal cases I've been involved in on the law enforcement side. You know, business. There's this thing called discovery, where both sides get to give a peek at the other side's internal information. You really believe? TikTok wants to go through the discovery phase on a case trying to defend its ownership stake by ByteDance. And their lack of connection to the Chinese Communist Party. You really sure about that?
I don't know about you, folks, but I find this to be kind of bullshit. You're going to sue. Good luck with that again. I'm just giving you the hard truth no one else is going to tell you.
I don't support government intervention on a lot of these things. I think the free market can sort a lot of it out. Honestly, I think it's not the best idea. But this is some hardcore bullshit and anyone telling you there's no connection to the Chinese Communist Party is absolutely lying.
I'll just wrap up today where I started, Folks, there's something going on here, man, there's something going on bigger than we understand. I'm not your preacher, I'm not trying to be.
I'm a sinner myself. I'm not trying to direct anyone on some moral straight and narrow. I wish you would, but you got to seek out your family or your preacher for that. But man, there's some bad stuff going on right now and just keep your moral antenna up, man.
Because once you let that evil in, there's no getting out and there is no other explanation for what's going on right now other than that. All right, folks, thanks again for tuning in. I really appreciate it. Make sure we have the rumble raid going on right now.
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