#2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

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What's up, ladies? Whoa! Hi, hi, hi. Welcome to town. Thanks.

We're here now.

How's it feel?

It feels good.

Have you said y'all yet?

Y'all? I've been saying y'all. Yeah? Yeah. Where are you from?

Oh, right. Y'all. Florida's weird. Y'all and Saul. It's kind of southern, but it's not really.

Yeah. Like, S-A-W? Saul? What? I saw him.

What are you saying? Saw him?

I saw him.

I saw him. But you're saying it all together. Like, solemn.

Yeah, like, I saw him over there.

What a solemn moment.

No, like, I saw him.

Post 9-11..

Like, oh, shit. He went over there. I just saw him.

Oh.

Okay.

Especially?

Especially.

Don't love that.

Yeah. A lot of people, well, especially. They say that. Especially.

Hey, hey, hey.

That's not the word. Don't say it like that.

I like the video that's going viral right now with the redneck dude, and he goes,

I don't care who you call me. if you don't call me that. What did you say? He said, you can call me anything you want,

but don't call me that. Don't call him what?

I don't know. I'm guessing the N word.

And I'm guessing gay.

I'm guessing gay. But isn't there? like, if that was a thing about that show? Ozark, there's a distinction between a redneck and a hillbilly. There he is.

Wow.

That's a real guy. Yeah. That's a real guy. But remember in the movie, did you guys watch Ozark? That Netflix show?

I watched a little bit of it. Is that with?

Jason Bateman? Yeah.

Yeah, I did watch a lot of it.

Fucking great series. It's fucking great. But there's this really wild lady who's a drug smuggler, that older lady. And she kills this dude because he calls her either a redneck or a hillbilly. I forget which one it was.

Hillbilly, probably.

Giant drug deal with the cartel. And they're about to set this drug deal. And the dude said something about them being hillbillies. And so she blows his fucking brains out with a shotgun. It's like, what the fuck?

That's crazy.

That she was so mad at that word.

That's a white slur.

It's either we're rednecks and we're not hillbillies, or we're hillbillies, not rednecks.

Which one? I mean, they both seem like the same to me.

Hillbillies, more insulting. I'll tell you that. It's a way to call a redneck uneducated and incest, pretty much. It's like there's rednecks, but then if you say hillbilly, it's a little more. That's what I think.

Interesting, because a lot of guys will call themselves hillbillies and be proud of it, though.

Yeah, but it's more like a self-deprecating thing, like a joke at that point.

I don't know. I'm a valley girl. I don't know much about hillbilly, redneck, clown.

I'm talking out of my ass, too. I'm talking out of my ass. I don't understand. I didn't even know until that show that there was an issue with one of those words. I don't even know which one that really upsets them, but that she was willing to shoot this guy and fuck up this whole drug deal.

I don't think it's that serious, but.

It is with her.

With her, it is, yeah, but she has other issues.

I believe that lady's real. That lady, whoever that actress is, who's that woman who played that role? I was just looking it up. I had her name. Sorry.

I love that curly head. Oh yeah, crazy bitch.

That lady is a beast.

Oh yeah, I remember. now. She's a beast.

She's so good in that role. Oh my God, you believe. every second of every word that comes out of her mouth. You're like, that. is that, lady.

I wanna act so bad. That looks so fun. That does look so fun.

Yeah, acting, so fun.

Really? Have you done it?

Yeah, I love it. You love it? We love it. I love it.

What parts do you love?

I hate to say this. Sometimes I like it more than stand up. Damn.

I just think it's just different. They're just different. I like being someone else other than myself and becoming a different character and actually doing that. And I used to do it a lot before I started stand up and then I fell in love with stand up, and now I'm just like, stand up, stand up, stand up.

I kind of feel the exact opposite. I like finding a character and finding myself in them. Instead of not being myself, I like finding a character and then seeing how I would be them and putting myself in their shoes. I love that, because then I get to see different perspectives.

Cognitive distortion.

Yeah, yeah, I do. And so when I'm acting, it forces me to have perspective for others.

Interesting because you're pretending to be a person, so you're thinking like a person like that would think.

When normally I wouldn't even consider it. I would be just like, this is the way it is. Right. So it really opens up a whole, it makes me almost more empathetic and everything. It makes me, yeah.

Because there is something about being able to think, to think in gray. You know what I mean?

So yeah, it's really fun. I didn't ever think I would like it, but I fucking love it. Oh, sorry.

Who doesn't put their phone on? do not disturb?

I don't know who this is. It's not a number, but the caller ID says, try to judge me incorporated.

Whoa.

Wait, that's so weird.

That's who's calling you? Yeah. You should screenshot that.

I am going to.

That used to be, when I was in my twenties, I tried to start a website called try to judge me.com with Mel.

It's you calling me.

That's so weird.

But yeah.

Don't get involved with them.

Try to judge me. But two was a two.

Starting out at 10.. Like whoa, what do we do? She's calling me.

Are we in a fight already?

Whoever this is. Their whole name is an argument. Yeah.

Like right away.

Bad energy as soon as you read it. I don't know who that is, but don't call me back.

How many scams do you get like on your phone every day? A lot. A lot, right?

Yeah.

How do they get numbers?

Sometimes they almost trick me. They're like, you missed your package. Clip this link. And I order so much shit and I'm like, oh no. They almost get me sometimes.

There's so many.

There's new ones.

I got an alert from American Express that says your phone number was leaked on the dark web. Oh no. And I was like, that sounds really bad. So I called them and they were like, yeah, sometimes that happens. If you get a lot of scam calls, you might have to change your number.

Whoa.

I'm like, who's leaking my number on the fucking web?

I need to change my number. My number's leaked right now. Well. Apparently, and I just haven't, because it's a pain in the ass.

Do you think we're ever going to get to a point where numbers are literally going to be like Instagram DMs? Like everyone's just going to be able to get your number?

For me, it doesn't really make a difference, right? Like if someone has your number, versus having access to your DMs.

No.

Can't you just block them?

Yeah, you definitely could block them, but then they could start a new account.

There's something about having my number that seems a little more threatening than someone just having my.

It definitely is, but what I'm saying is, when you think about it, it's kind of the same.

Yeah, when you think about it, that's what's weird. It's kind, if you're responding and you have your announcements turned on, your notifications turned on, those little DMs are going to show up on your phone just like a text would.

Yeah, right.

Yeah. So what are we doing? Yeah. They can't actually call you up, but they can. They can go, like a friend of mine called me through Instagram.

That's the scariest. When random dudes. I go, what is this?

How are you doing this? He's like, dude, you can call people from Instagram.

Dude, you know what I stopped doing? I stopped going. It's so scary. I went live one time and Instagram had requests where people can join your live. I'm like, this might be fun.

Like pressuring me to leave it on.

I didn't want to make it not entertaining.

It was a lot.

And that guy just was trying to jerk off as quick as he could on live. And I was like, whoa.

That sounds scary.

So yeah, there's a whole world. They can get into your life via Instagram too.

They'll find a way to show you their dicks.

Imagine being a dude that like just sprints to jerk off, like the moment people are staring at him.

So horny.

You know what? If you're that horny, sprint to jerk off. Do what you need to do to not shoot up a school. I don't know what to tell you.

I don't think it's horny people shooting up those schools.

I think it is.

I think it's super depressed people.

But a little horny too. Why horny? Because they're probably, that's probably a bigger, if you're having regular sex, you're less depressed.

If you just came, you're less likely, like right after you post, not clarity. No one's going to shoot up a school right after they just jizzed.

Think of the children.

Well, that's probably also part of the depression is that they're not getting any affection.

Right. You know?

Hug your local incel.

There's some broken humans out there.

There are. There's not just a lot of people that are lonely.

And they're medicated.

Well, yeah. You know about the broken people when we tried to do, when you opened for Joey?

Yeah.

Do you know this story?

How I got my blue check mark? What happened? You know how I got verified on Instagram?

How? Okay.

I've been trying to get verified on Instagram for like 10 years, you send in a stupid fucking thing and you send in the articles that you've been mentioned in and they would always ignore it. And then last year in November.

It was October. We opened for Joey at Sony Hall.

At Broadway, sold out show.

We were so excited.

I had the best set. I just had, like one of the best sets of my life. in the sold out theater. Everyone's like, whoa, like literally standing ovation, right? I get off stage.

Like. Oh, yes.

Did you hear this story? Yeah. So he does that. But then when I turn around to see who does it, he acts like he's blind and disabled. So then immediately I'm like, kind of just like my adrenaline's pumping just from the set itself.

A blind guy touched you in the pussy.

She brings me down to reality, where I'm like, I have like a moment like that's so Raven, where I go like, and I go like, I got touched. And it turned into like a whole thing.

Oh God.

Cause now I'm like kind of pissed that I even let it.

Well, cause I'm the blind guy walking around still.

So this story gets crazier. Joey's on stage. So I'm like, I have an hour to find this guy. He came for Joey. There's people at this theater sold out.

You mean blind, racist?

Blind, yeah, blind racist. Where I was like, maybe all blind people look alike.

Oh, my God.

And there's like.

Yeah, but wasn't he so drunk? He was throwing up in a trash can and they can't catch him.

No, he like, I don't know how he got away. I wasn't there to see it. That's why I should have been there. But then it gets crazier. Okay, so then I'm like kind of pissed that he got away.

So then.

So then, I mean, this is like, at this point, Joey's off stage. I haven't even told him what happened.

I'm in the green room, I'm drinking champagne.

It was a huge party in the green room. And I just got told this like by the door and without saying anything to anyone, I just get up and I go outside. I just beeline it for the exit. And I'm like, and security, I can hear them trying to keep up with me. And I'm like kicking doors open.

Should you not say this part?

I found him outside. She, she found him outside. I found him outside.

She took care of it herself.

Yeah.

One thing about mom, is she going to do it herself?

Yeah, like no one would be mad at you for doing that. No. Especially, it's a guy.

You started with a bitch slap. That's all I'll say.

Started with that?

Yeah. Yeah.

I started with that. How drunk was he? Like, was he recognizing how bad he fucked up? Like, what was he thinking?

Well, he said that on his way out. So he was proud of it. That's the thing that pissed me off. I would have let it almost go. Cause I was like, he's drunk.

The whole night went different. Cause I was like, my friend got touched. We're getting Chinese food.

It was horrible because when I kicked, when I kicked open the door, there was a bunch of fans outside. Cause Joey just ended. So they're all waiting to say hi.

Like Kim.

And I just had a great set. Yeah. And I just had a great set. So they immediately remember my name and I have all these fans that are going, Kim. And I say nothing past them.

But then there was a Variety article about it. And that's how this bitch got verified. And then they used that article to get her check mark.

That was the check mark.

That's how I got my verified check mark. Check mark, Joe. And honestly? Worth it.

I was like, oh, that's all it took? I wish a blind man would come touch my vagina.

Be careful what you wish for. Don't wish for that out loud.

She's joking everyone. If there's a blind man in there, that's like, I've been waiting for my time.

That's a dude who gets his strategies from like a Scooby-Doo episode. Just pretend you're blind.

Well, I'm a dumbass. I fell for it. I was like, oh, he was blind, that poor boy.

Did he have a cane?

No, he was just like.

Who the fuck is blind and just walks out without a cane?

I didn't have time to think about it.

They all have canes.

I don't think about the habits of the blind post-show, like post-show, post-touch.

Right, post-touch.

And then afterwards we saw, you know, those like LED balloons that light up?

The clear ones that Disney sells. Sarah was trying to make me feel better in any way. She's like, I'll get you Chinese. Do you want an egg roll? I'll buy it.

When mommy gets touch, mama eats Chinese too. Yeah.

And then she tried to buy me the balloon. And I was like, I don't want a balloon. She's like, you love those balloons. She remembered I mentioned them before. She was like, you love those balloons.

and you got touch.

And so now, every time I see that balloon.

I know.

And I was gonna get you one of them for your birthday. I was like, no, I know she likes those balloons, but it's gonna remind her of getting touch.

Jesus.

But now we just bring it up every time we want to tell the story. I got verified anyways.

That's the most hilarious way to get verified. Right?

That's so crazy. Yeah, it was really funny. I was at the comedy store telling people that. I'm like, so I got touch for a blue check mark. And then I was telling them how my mom was coming into town and how she's kind of crazy and a little wild.

Did your mom change her hair?

Oh, that's hilarious. You did?

Well, she was thinking about it and I encouraged it. And then I was like, yeah, dye your hair back. And then I was telling that story and I was like, I don't know, my mom's just crazy. And she likes to party a lot. I was like, I don't know what happened to her.

I was like, oh shit.

Oh shit.

Isn't it weird that Twitter, like Twitter, you pay for a check mark, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that went, that went to Instagram now.

Instagram too? So does that mean, but you can pretend to be, can you pretend to be somebody? Not really.

Cause. I mean, you can, you can, no, anyone can get a check mark.

It's kind of obvious when someone's pretending, though.

What about a verification? What does it, what does it mean?

Nothing anymore.

So like, if you have just a regular account and you have a blue check mark, does it give you access to other things? Like, what's the point of it?

I think it's just like to have one. There's people that get blue check marks and then they try to like reach out to people who also have blue check marks to like collaborate. You know what I mean? And they're like, oh, I have a blue check mark. So I'm really official now.

But you can tell cause they're, they have like 16 likes.

Yeah. What used to make sense is if it was, if, like the Sarah Weinshank Twitter account was verified, cause you're a person, a public person. Right. So that makes sense. That should be verified.

Yeah. No, I know. They kind of lost value when you could buy one. Everybody was saying that.

Especially for people like journalists or politicians, because if you can fake being them and just get traction on tweets, like, I'm sure those Russian troll farms do shit like that. For sure. I'm sure they do that. I'm sure they make fake accounts. I'm sure they do.

They have thousands.

Who knows how many they have. They found that 19 of the top 20 Facebook Christian web pages were run by Russian troll farms. 19..

That's so funny.

It's wild. That is so weird. They're just turning people on each other. I love that.

That's so crazy.

Well, I'm waiting for the day that-.

Repent. Repent.

Repent. I'm waiting for the day, the internet, the solar flare happens. We all go down.

That could happen. That could happen. That's very likely.

When? Very soon, right?

It's very unpredictable how the sun works. I mean, not how it works like physically to understand it, but like whether or not you get flares. And some of these flares, have you ever seen what it looks like when you see a solar flare superimposed with a picture of earth, like the size of earth? It's wild how big these things are.

Really?

They're so huge. The fucking sun is so gigantic. It's not even a big sun. It's so insane. When you look at it in comparison to the rest of the solar system.

Is this tomorrow?

There's a solar flare tomorrow?

God damn it, Jamie.

There's a solar flare tomorrow?

You know, I always said that I wanted the end of the world to happen when I'm near Joe Rogan.

Listen, we'll be okay.

Sweetie, I'll be banging on your gate or wherever you live.

Come on in. I'll show you. Zero in a rifle.

Just me and my mom. Her hair's not blue anymore.

Okay, can your mom shoot?

I just went shooting.

You guys went shooting together.

She actually can shoot.

I can shoot. Yeah, you should have seen my little thing.

So listen to what it says. It says NASA predicts radio and GPS blackout on November 30.. That's two days from now?

It's one day.

One day? Tomorrow. Oh, great. They're gonna bring the aliens in tomorrow due to a coronal mass ejection. Okay, now, look at coronal mass ejection.

And this is on the NASA website?

And it's tomorrow?

Look at this fucking thing that's hovering in space that keeps us alive.

It looks like a hot Cheeto.

Imagine that we need this thing to generate heat, and if it doesn't generate heat, we're dead. We rely on a nuclear power plant for the whole universe.

Yeah, but you know when you were talking about the guy that you have tattooed on you, the Five Rings guy? The samurai. It's kinda like when I look at the sun, I also think of my heart, where I'm like, I need it to pump every time to survive, where I'm like, it's all the same thing, where it's like one little adjustment almost anywhere.

Anywhere.

It's over.

That's fucked, dude. That's fucked.

That's fucked.

The balance between life and death. with Earth. God. All we have to do is just get a little further from the sun and we're fucksville.

I mean, that's-.

And everything freezes.

That's so fucking crazy.

One little shift in gravity.

Apparently, if our moon wasn't there, our moon is so large that it keeps our orbit and our weather fairly stable. There's something about the Earth being, and it keeps our, I'm fucking this up for sure, but there's something about the Earth, like being balanced by the moon,

that it helps sustain life. Yeah, it's like a yin and yang.

Which is one of the reasons why some people are wondering why they're not seeing life on other planets. You know, like, what is it about Earth? And it seems one of the things about Earth is the stability that the moon gives us. I'm not sure what it, find out, what it does. You remind me of this video I saw just recently.

That's a jellyfish.

This is like when the Big Bang happened. So this is Earth, this glowing ball moving.

Right. Okay, cool.

And something went by it and hit it.

Yeah. And that created.

the moon, and that's what's still like, these are giant. Yeah. Well, that's Earth one and Earth two. That's what the- Look, it just reabsorbed. Yeah.

The moon's for sure a woman. We've talked about it before.

Look at that, like, that's what happened. Two planets collided, kids.

Kind of sexual.

Holy shit, is it sexual? Because it created everything. They smashed.

Listen, that thing- And it's the same thing.

as the other things, everything's the same. Not to be so high about it.

What do you mean?

It's the same thing as everything else. It's literally, it literally is sexual. It's like having two people come together and have a child. Yeah, well- It's trippy.

All of those, like, solar nurseries, have you seen those? The stellar nurseries. They're just the wildest formations of galaxies where these galaxies are coming out of this, this stellar nursery.

It's fucking nuts when you see them. Have you seen the video where they go to Earth and then they pull out and just show you where you are? Oh, it's sick.

This is a stellar nursery visualization.

What?

Yeah. This is something that exists 6,500 light years away.

That is so cool looking.

Fucking wild.

Like, what is that? I wanna go there. And as you zoom in- That looks like a wizard in a hat holding something up.

It does, it really does.

I mean, how fucking insane is this?

This is nuts. What is that even?

I don't understand it. But whatever this visualization is, I would love to see what perspective we're looking at. Like, how big is this?

How big is it? Is it a physical thing you can land on?

I don't know what the fuck it is. It makes me feel more spiritual.

It looks like a waterfall. Look it, it looks like a waterfall. When I see that.

It looks like some Avatar. shit. It does.

It really does.

You know? It's beautiful. This is like what the mother would give. Through the tree.

Stellar winds raining down from newly born massive stars. Wind from stars? Viewed in infrared.

Holy shit.

Gas that makes up the pillars becomes transparent, revealing clusters of embryonic stars.

How wild. It's gas?

I like the narration. Embryonic stars. Our eyes couldn't see that. without this data, though. Like, when you, when you.

Right in the midst of the Eagle, Nebula, Hubble had shown the birth of stars.

When you see shit like this, it makes me feel like there has to be a God.

No, but this is my question.

I think the universe is God.

I do too.

Can I ask you a serious question? And it might be really dumb. It might be really dumb. How did they get that footage?

It's not real footage. So how do we know? Well, because they use various imaging tools to get an understanding of what's out there. And the greatest one they're using right now is the web. They've got this new telescope that is getting these insane shots of like deep space.

It seemed a little close for me, sweetie.

It's something about the creation of galaxies, that galaxies are created too far away. Because the further they can look, something like that. I'm good. There's some wacky shit. But the point is like, there's so much that they don't know already.

Isn't there one that's just like, Earth is called, like, I don't know what it's called.

I do not know. I think they've found a few that are in the Goldilocks zone.

Ooh, the Goldilocks zone.

That's, you know, not too hot, not too cold.

This one is just right. That's where Earth is too.

Yeah, yep. That's exactly it, yeah. Earth is in the Goldilocks zone.

It's crazy. It's crazy. We're so lucky.

We're super lucky, but we're also not lucky. Because we're in the middle of a comet storm. Every September, and, no, June and November, we pass through these comet storms. Here's a for instance of like, this is a website on how to get this. I guess we could download this data from the web telescope and process these images ourself.

That's beautiful too.

Process it in black and white. And then he took that and made it. See, I kind of rather just look at the other one. You know?

Yeah, the other one was sick.

Because this is real.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know?

This is what you can really show me.

Yeah, put a filter on it.

Yeah, don't do the Samsung thing. You know what Samsung did with the moon view? Oh, I was such a sucker. I was showing everybody,

look, I can take a picture of the moon, bro. Because you know, when you take a photo with your iPhone and you're like, it, doesn't do it justice? Samsung did some shit where it enhances it, right?

Yeah, it's called lying.

Yeah, it didn't.

They'd be filtering the moon, Samsung.

I was gonna say, they have amazing cameras. So Samsung phones have wicked cameras. They really do. And they're all battling with each other for who has the best camera, whether it's iPhone or, I, like the iPhone operating system better, but Samsung has some wicked fucking cameras. So anyway, what it actually does is it just knows what the moon looks like and it puts a fucking detailed photo of the moon over whatever blurry shit you have.

Oh, wow.

They played dirty.

Wow.

They played super dirty.

What a smart kid.

I know, but I was such a sucker. I was like, dude, Samsung phones, look.

I wish the iPhone had that too, kind of.

Yeah, lie to me. You know what? Everybody lie to me. Yeah, please. I want a picture of the moon.

Lie to me, Apple.

I took this picture. Yeah, you did. Total bullshit, computer generated nonsense.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's weird. The whole filters thing is weird. When people use filters for videos and you're like, hey man, I know you don't look like that. Yeah. Like, this is crazy.

Yeah. You know what's really dark? Remember that wish.com thing?

What's wish.com?

We were at Skank Fest.

We had a filter picture that we put filters on and we posted, and then someone posted a real video of us and said, Kim Congdon on Wish. The Kim Congdon and Sarah, you order. Kim and Sarah, that you ordered the Kim Congdon from Wish or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was without a filter.

So that's where it'll get you. If you start using filters, then you can't really, you just gotta, it actually makes you look worse in real life. I think. And it's making everyone look worse.

Inside our lifetime, they're gonna reverse aging.

Hell yeah.

Inside our lifetime, inside our lifetime.

I've actually always believed that. So I really like to hear you say that I've been terrified of death my whole life and I've just convinced myself to feel better that by the time I'm that old, I can go back.

I think they're working really hard on it and they're coming very close. And I think there's gonna be some improvements in whether it's, you know, whether it's pharmaceutical, drugs or medical technology, they're gonna figure something out.

Cause it's a simulation and we don't actually ever end.

That's what Bert Kreischer says. He goes, I don't believe you die. Prove it.

Yeah. Though that's a thing comics have. I don't think you have to die. That's, no, I've read, I've read into that. That's a mental illness that comics have.

No, I'm like, yeah. I feel like. if you think of the fact that you're gonna die, it makes you live every day differently.

No.

That's how I feel. Well, it definitely will, if you feel that way.

Yeah, I think about it all the time. And instead of like fearing it, I'm like, okay, well, fuck it, I'm having the burrito.

You know what I mean? Some of this Chinese food are burritos.

Sometimes you gotta self care as a burrito.

Yeah. If you live your life with the gratitude that you're alive, you'll do better.

That I do.

For whatever reason, if it's because you realize you're gonna die or it's because you're just happy to be alive.

I'm genuinely grateful. I'm like, we're very lucky. We're all very lucky. Me and my friends are all lucky. We get to hang out with the funniest people in the world.

We were all talking about it last night, the green room, like what a fun hangout.

We do the, it's the best. We're so lucky. We're so lucky. We're really lucky. We really are.

We had so much fun last night. It was so silly.

So much fun. It's so silly.

When I'm around comedians, if I'm not around comedians, I get homesick for them.

That's what Stan Hope said. He goes, I could quit comedy, but I couldn't quit comedians.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's really about the comics, the hang for me.

The hang is the most fun.

The hang's why I got into it. I gotta tell you. The hang was it.

It's the clubhouse. Like Ron White always says it. He's like, we got our own clubhouse.

Yeah.

That's what it is. It's like comics clubhouse.

It's so fucking fun.

That's what he's saying when I'm knocking on the door. Can I come in? He's like, no.

It's set up in there too, with the timers and the screens. And it's like, it's so perfect.

It feels like home.

You don't have to worry about, even like, you've taken every single worry about a comedy club away too. Like when I'm at clubs, I can't even relax in the green room. Cause I'm like running out asking the host, how long do they have? When do I have to go up? You just sit there, you see the timer, you see them on stage.

There's lights everywhere.

There's lights everywhere. It's right there.

There's a light in the hallway. There's a light right above the stage in the back.

It's great.

I have a question.

Okay.

Do you believe in reincarnation?

I don't not believe in it.

Do you think you were something else in a past life?

I don't know.

Sometimes I think I was a 1950s housewife in a past life. Like. I'm overly connected to that time period. And I'm like, was I a 1950s housewife?

She comes when she gets hit.

Is this from dreams? Yeah. Dreams? Like what? Do you ever wonder?

Yeah. Oh my gosh. I had to see a doctor cause I had the same dream for five years.

What is it?

I was at this beach. It was my college town. I was at this beach and I would be in a haunted hotel. I would have to stay at this haunted place that I was moving into. But the beach was beautiful.

Remember, we found out I was also having the same dream. Yeah. We were going to the same places in our dreams.

But I also saw on TikTok that a lot of people were going to the same dream that I was going to. What? Yeah. They were describing the same pier I was at and like everything.

Is this after you put yours up?

This is after I-.

This is Russian disinformation. That's how they're trying to break us down.

No, this is something I hadn't even talked about publicly for a while until I found that TikTok of a bunch of people saying, I've been here too. And then describing it. And even down to people saying like, oh, my, someone even like, and then you can see how many people agree by all the likes. There was one that had, like, a lot of likes and said, oh, I go to the beach every night too. The same exact beach, except I have to stay in a haunted condo.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, imagine if Freddy Krueger's real.

Stop, cause I've had that dream too.

But imagine if it just starts happening. Imagine if we've done so much bad to the earth that we've really opened up Satan and demons to get you in your dreams.

I think, no. Okay, stop, cause I'm really scared. Three, four, lock your door. This is worse than the solar flares.

You can't go to sleep, but you're always tired. If you go to sleep, Freddy's waiting for you.

The music. I don't like it.

Imagine if everybody's really starts going to the same place in their dreams and then some people start dying. I don't like it. Some people start dying. I mean, at first they blame it on the vaccine, of course.

Yeah.

But then they start realizing, no, these people are all dying of internal hemorrhaging that we can't really discern what's coming from them while they're sleeping. Is this a new disease? What's happening? No, no, no, no. They're getting eviscerated by demons.

I don't want to be eviscerated by demons at night.

You're getting eviscerated by demons in your sleep.

And then you wake up.

And you know, you know it's a dream. You know, if you wake up, you can get away.

I don't know what that cross joint did to you.

You're always going to want to go back to sleep, though.

No. Dude, stop. You're scaring us.

And every time you go back to sleep, they're just ready and running at you. And you're tired. You're tired because you're asleep.

You're always tired.

So you're breathing heavy. You're breathing too heavy. Like, God, why am I so tired so quick? I got to run faster.

You can't run because you're making horror films.

And the demons, they know exactly how fast you can run.

He won't. So they just run just at your heels. I don't like demons nipping at my heels.

I feel like I'm being demon hypnotized.

And they're laughing because they know you're scared. So they love it when you're scared.

That's what they want.

They want you to be scared. So they're laughing. They're laughing right behind you because they know you can't get away. But they're just running just fast.