Questlove

2023-09-04 01:11:25

After 25 years at the Late Night desk, Conan realized that the only people at his holiday party are the men and women who work for him. Over the years and despite thousands of interviews, Conan has never made a real and lasting friendship with any of his celebrity guests. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Deeper, unboundedly playful, and free from FCC regulations, Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend is a weekly opportunity for Conan to hang out with the people he enjoys most and perhaps find some real friendship along the way.

2Speaker 2
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Hi.

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My name is Questlove.

1Speaker 1
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I love that your name still cracks you up after all these years.

2Speaker 2
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Okay.

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Um, being as being as though this podcast saved my life during the pandemic. Oh, I've heard every adjective used to describe, how does one want to be friends with Conan? However, before I give the adjective yes, I'm already going to break Jeff Goldblum's record.

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But as a creator and a creator that relies on an editor, I want to know who's the person that has to extend Jack White's padding foot.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, so right now you're going to hear Jack's foot get tired and slow down and lose the beat.

?Unknown Speaker
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Keep going.

2Speaker 2
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We got to get to the finish line. By the time I got to the Goldblum episode, I was like, Wait a minute. Did he call up Jack to custom make extra feet? And then I realized it's only when I became a nightmare to my own editor that I realized that. You're going to have to figure out how many measures of four are you going to end?

1Speaker 1
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I'm going to put a kick drum mallet on a metronome next to a kick drum and then go take a nap.

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I love how we're talking, how long it's going, as it's going, yeah, that's right.

2Speaker 2
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Can we just do the entire podcast?

1Speaker 1
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This is going to be.

?Unknown Speaker
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Go for it.

1Speaker 1
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That's a first.

2Speaker 2
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I had so many adjectives to use. I'm just going to go simple, which, of course, none of this is simple. I'm fine with it.

1Speaker 1
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However, all that for, I'm fine with it, I'm fucking fine with it.

?Unknown Speaker
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No, but this is the thing.

1Speaker 1
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That's how I feel about a colonoscopy, like, I'm fine with it, it gets the job done, I don't want it.

2Speaker 2
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But here's the thing I was initially chagrined and angered that you guys dared pitch me to do this podcast without Matt. Or, like, literally, you're kind of like Charlie Brown, like not saying like, you're not the star of your own Halloween special. Got it, you know, you want the full experience?

1Speaker 1
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Yes, and you want to make sure that yes, pig pen, Okay, and the girl with red hair there?

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I'm sorry, I think you're free to wait. I wanted to minimize them as much as I could. The red hair. Which one is she?

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Because no one knows her name. I want which one's the one that always pushes is that Lucy, Lucy, Lucy Van Pelt?

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Yeah, you're very much Lucy to his.

2Speaker 2
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She has a last name, Lucy van Pelt.

1Speaker 1
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How do you know? Well, because she is the brother of Linus Van Pelt, that's right.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, Lucy Van Pelt I have a knack for attracting a lot of Lucy van Pelt in my life, like proverbial football tugging bruiser.

1Speaker 1
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Just real quick. Are we still in the intro? I was going to say, okay.

2Speaker 2
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I'm fine with it.

1Speaker 1
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Cue Music.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, cue music.

1Speaker 1
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Fall is here, Hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes.

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Walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are going to be friends.

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I can tell that we are going to be friends. Hey there, welcome to Conan. O'Brien needs a friend.

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I'm feeling good, must be nice, it is nice, it's nice to feel good. Why?

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You're not feeling good, Matt? No, I am, I am feeling good really. No, I feel.

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But I still feel better than you. I know I do. How do you know? You can't quantify that? you can't see in my brain?

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I can I just feel like, fight, fight.

?Unknown Speaker
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Fight.

1Speaker 1
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Fight you want us to fight? No, we're not going to fight about this. I just feel very good, I feel like I'm reaching some kind of peak in my life.

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I think you are feeling better than me because you've got your collar open more than I have, and that's the sign of a happy person. I'm going to even go down a button.

2Speaker 2
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Oh, no, yeah, look at that.

1Speaker 1
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Look at that right there, we've got about the same amount of chest hair. I was going to say, Do you guys have chest hair? Well, I actually, I took care of my chest hair for a reason.

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What, what? yeah, porn just the other day.

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Oh, you mean, took care of it, you like, assassinated it. I shaved my chest hair. Why?

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Because I'm going to start doing porno. Oh right, because I found out that, you know, there's a strike going on right now. And you're not supposed to be doing any writing. And some of that porno is not. Guilt covered. That's the only thing you did to prepare for the porn you're about to shoot, yeah.

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And then it turns out you need to, like, be able to function and stuff which I didn't know. Oh God. So I shaved my chest and I walked in there and I went, I'm ready to go. And they said, Well, can you kind of work yourself up into a state of excitement?

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I went well, I could if it was 1988.

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You did shave your chest? Yeah, I did why, I'm going to tell you why.

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I shaved my chest for biking, that's right, biking, what? yeah?

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Biking Did you shave any your legs too? I shaved my entire body, but you have arm hair, yeah.

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I didn't touch that part, but you just said you shaved your entire body, so you went full popeye. To me, entire body means chest and then the whole stomach area. What's below that?

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What do you mean? I call it my nether regions. No, I didn't do that. The icy Delta, yeah.

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I did the full thatched roof. Yeah, look, we got to talk about some business here. This is the episode where we have QuestLove on.

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Yes, we do have to talk about this. QuestLove Is it fair to say, a devotee of this podcast? I didn't know that, and that's quite humbling, I think.

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He's one of those connoisseurs of, well, obviously, seems like one of a hyper cool person, absolutely. And he's always curating music playlists for people and telling people what to listen to. And then it turns out he's. I'll use the word geeky fan for our podcast, which was nice to hear, really nice to hear.

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And he's a great guy, love talking to him, he geeks out so much so that he was aware of how long. Jeff Goldblum's second appearance on this show, his Hi, my name is friend.

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Intro Yes was because most people say, hi, my name is, you know, blank, and I'll just throw in, Hi, my name is Tommy Tuberville.

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He was a great interview.

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And I feel, is that a person? Yes, he's the senator, he's the senator who's holding up the entire military appointments of our government. Just so that he can make some point about social justice.

2Speaker 2
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Ok.

1Speaker 1
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Something I didn't explain that. Well, yeah, you thought Tommy Tuberville was a children's cartoon character?

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Literally, it does sound like it, literally a tuba. Well, here comes Tommy Tuberville.

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No, he doesn't, he's trying to make sure that no one can. You would care about this time. Women in the military, time well spent.

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That's good, this is good. I'm sorry, I'd have to explain things to Sona, Yeah.

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He doesn't want any social issues. I'm not getting at you. OK, yeah, oh, you're mad at me.

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You brought him up talking about QuestLove. Do you want me to back up and not talk about Tommy? Tuberville? No, it's too late. No, we have to.

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Isn't it? Also? Tuberville? Well, I thought it was, too, and then I listened to a podcast and they called him Tuberville. What podcast did you listen to? It's called mispronunciation of my name.

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No, apparently I was convinced it was Tuberville, and then I've heard several things where they call him Tuberville. Now I'm part of this problem. Yeah, exactly, so you guys, you're really helping, by the way.

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Anyway, very controversial, senator at the moment and irritating a lot of people. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is most people have a quick intro. Hi, my name is Harrison Ford and I feel shitty about being Conor O'Brien's friend. And then we move on.

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QuestLove came on and was aware that the record is held by.

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Jeff Goldblum's second appearance Jeff Goldblum's second appearance, where Jeff went on and on and on.

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And it was that for a long time. And then QuestLove came in on a mission to defeat Jeff Goldblum's record. The question is, did he? No, wow, what?

2Speaker 2
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He went on forever.

1Speaker 1
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I agree, but I have it on good authority from our man in the engineering section, Eduardo, that he did not beat him. But that's reason to have QuestLove back. Yes, so that he can beat it well. Because Goldblum got to, in fairness, Goldblum got to try one out.

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And then he came in and he mastered the whole thing. Yeah, but I'm still shocked because, as you know, QuestLove really stretched it out. Yeah, to the point that I left, yeah.

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And I did some welding on a 1966 Volkswagen beetle. You also recorded another podcast episode with a totally different guest. Yeah, and I made a margarita pizza from scratch Wow, and built the oven that I cooked it in.

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And then came back in and QuestLove was still going. I got a great idea, what? Two podiums, two people, two intros, yes.

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Same time Goldblum, QuestLove, Yes, and third one Tubberville.

?Unknown Speaker
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I'm sorry.

1Speaker 1
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And it's just all him explaining how his name is pronounced. Yeah, and why he thinks women shouldn't be allowed to leave, get military leave to take care of their female health issues. Yes, sorry.

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And sorry, Tubberville, No, don't apologize to him, he can suck it exactly, he can suck my dick.

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Oh, I wasn't expecting that. Oh, I'm sorry. Wow, we were just gone for three weeks and you have a cock.

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And that comes up now.

2Speaker 2
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It just grew.

1Speaker 1
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I don't know how, but it just grew.

2Speaker 2
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Oh, please tell me.

1Speaker 1
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I thought you were going to say, like, his shaved little baby arm, Oh nice, please let's not get that rumor out there. Good Lord, we all know. Full articulating fingers.

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No one has big dick energy like Conan O'Brien. You shaved. To be more aerodynamic on a bike, I'm making this all up. Oh, okay, it's that. And yeah, I wanted to be able to ride without a shirt and without pants and have no aerodynamic drag.

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That sounds dangerous. Wait, so you have no pants on, meaning your little guy is flapping in the breeze. Well, first of all, not a little guy. Quite average to B, I get a solid b a-.

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But isn't that going to cause some drag? I get a lot of compliments in the past from my girlfriends with glaucoma. Anyway, no, I cut a hole in the seat so it slides in there. Yeah, and then sometimes when I'm stopped at a light, I just sort of wiggle it around a little bit and it feels fantastic. What if you get aroused on the way?

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Why? that's the whole point. You do a wheelie, yeah.

?Unknown Speaker
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Whee.

2Speaker 2
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Let's start the episode.

1Speaker 1
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I forgot my kickstand, no problem. Oh my God, my name's dick, joke Johnson. That's the kind of stuff you can expect from the witty and urbane Conan O'Brien.

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Let's get into this, you've got to check this out because I do love this gentleman and you also have to hear his intro. They already have, Oh, right?

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I forgot how the podcast worked. You never knew how the podcast worked. I'll listen to it one day. I'm just not a fan of the host, I get it.

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Anyway, I do love this guy. My guest today is a Grammy award-winning musician, record producer, and co-founder and drummer of the hip-hop group The Roots. Doesn't he also have an Oscar? Yeah, I think he does, I think he does.

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Who's doing the research around here? What's mentioned is Grammy, but not his Oscar God. I'm glad I'm on the ball, I'm very excited he's here today.

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Questlove welcome.

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I go to New York occasionally, and when I'm in New York, we get whoever's available in New York. We've been wanting to talk to you for a long time. You were available and this was pitched through someone else. And then I hear, No, he really wants to do it with the whole gang.

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And I thought, a mistake, no what, but b Fine, I'm fine with that.

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I'm glad you're here. I think what he's saying is your excuse today, Conan, and we'll handle this, We'll take it from here, all right, I'll pipe down.

2Speaker 2
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No man, it's important.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, you're fine with being here.

2Speaker 2
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I have so many questions for them.

1Speaker 1
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This is nice. Yeah, I like this. When you're on this podcast, it's your podcast, so feel free to ask them anything you want.

2Speaker 2
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But are we really going to be friends?

1Speaker 1
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Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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Ok.

1Speaker 1
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Do you want that?

2Speaker 2
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I honestly want it, yes.

1Speaker 1
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OK, I'm in.

2Speaker 2
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OK, so the transition week of you doing the last of late night?

1Speaker 1
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Yep, taking over the Tonight show.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, before we came in, we, as in the Fallon, people came to do it. You were like walking in the hallway or whatever. And instantly, you know when people feel like they know someone, sort of like a poster on the wall or whatever. You don't know them, but they feel like they know you.

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And instantly I was like, Oh man, me and Conan are going to get along famously, this is going to be awesome. And then I turned a corner, even though I've been on your show maybe three to four times.

1Speaker 1
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You've been on three times with the roots.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, but I don't know why I never took into account that. You're a giant.

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Or maybe because maybe I'm sitting behind a drum set and I didn't take into account how tall you were. And plus that's when being on television was really a big deal, so I wasn't in my right mind. Now it's just like, OK, I'll show up.

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But I saw you walking down the hallway and instantly I just started to shrink, like, Oh no, he's too tall to be my friend.

1Speaker 1
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You know what's so funny that you say that, well, you've been with me, Sona? It's the only thing people talk about. When I walk around, I get that all the time.

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And people act like I've lied to them. So when I go through security checkpoints, people are like, Hey man, fuck you. I didn't know you were this tall. What did I do?

2Speaker 2
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Well, because you have approachable energy, I'll say that you and Leader, who should not be named 45, are probably the two of the most. Wow, I'm glad you got that.

1Speaker 1
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Where is this going?

2Speaker 2
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You two have a commonality.

1Speaker 1
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Oh, no.

2Speaker 2
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And it's not hair, it's not hair, it's your.

1Speaker 1
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It's a little bit hair.

2Speaker 2
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Both of you are tall. I didn't know that he was tall.

1Speaker 1
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How tall is he? He's a big guy.

2Speaker 2
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He's like 6'4".

1Speaker 1
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Is he really? No? no, no, no, no, no, no.

2Speaker 2
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Dude, his son, Oh boy, he's like 6'8 already, he's like 12 years old.

1Speaker 1
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No, no, no, but no, Trump is not 6'4, but the thing is, what's that 6'3? yeah.

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And there's a big difference between 6'3, 6'3, it's an incalculable difference.

2Speaker 2
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When my Afro's out, people think I'm like 6'3, 6'4, I'm like 6'2, maybe 6'1".

1Speaker 1
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So wait a minute, you say, I'm just keeping track here. You're fine, fine with being my friend, and you liken me to Donald Trump in my approachability.

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And Charlie Brown and Charlie Brown.

2Speaker 2
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You know what it is, okay?

1Speaker 1
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We're going to wrap this up very soon.

2Speaker 2
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I told you guys, I'm warning you guys what you're in for. No, I'm pretty much going to be either the Trix rabbit or the cuckoo. What's the cuckoo? cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

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Sunny, He has a name, Wow van Pelt and Sunny Wait.

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Wait, how is his name Sunny?

1Speaker 1
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I don't think the cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs was he, he had a name, Sunny, Yes.

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Because I take my sugar cereals. Very sunny, the cuckoo bird. That's insane that you know that I don't know what to say.

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I'm not proud, it's the same thing, it just lives there. Like Van Pelt, I was just thinking the same thing when you said, Lucy Van Pelt, I respect.

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But knowing?

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Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't know the name, do you know Captain Crunch's little sidekicks?

2Speaker 2
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Sure, Smedley.

1Speaker 1
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The Soggies.

2Speaker 2
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Oh, the soggies. Well, I know Smedley's the elephant.

1Speaker 1
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Oh, yes, that's right. Yeah, well, Smedley was for peanut butter crunch, wasn't he?

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Maybe, and then Jim Backus did captain's voice, right, okay?

2Speaker 2
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Jim.

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Wait, okay, am I ruining the show by rabbit-holing you guys?

1Speaker 1
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No, no, no, no. And this is a good. And by the way, we're going to play this for a neurologist later, yeah, and we're going to come back.

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We're going to come back with your diagnosis and then we're going to get you on the right medicine.

2Speaker 2
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Well, my whole point was that each cereal commercial starts the same. Like those guys, try to be cool, calm and collective about it. And then midway in the plot, then they lose their excitement and suddenly you realize you have a crazy person on your hand. So that's exactly.

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Which is why I ask you, Are these guys into microdosing at all or edibles?

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, my answer was no, right. What your answer for yourself?

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No, my answer was, Yeah, I'm into it. Yeah, you're not into it, I'm square that way.

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Yes, I burned myself out in my 30s. We talked about this on the way in today, yeah.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. well, next all right. Appearance number four.

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I like the way that I'm already manifesting my.

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I want to be the Sandra Bernhardt to your letterman, so trust me, wait.

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And also Am I alienating your demographic? Who cares? No, with all these old ass references? No, no.

1Speaker 1
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And let me quickly ask you, what is your go-to kid cereal?

2Speaker 2
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Peanut butter captain crunch all day.

1Speaker 1
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It is fucking fantastic, that stuff, it is amazing.

2Speaker 2
00:18:22.74 – 00:18:26.66

Do you know about the history of cereal? Do you know why cereal was invented?

1Speaker 1
00:18:26.86 – 00:18:31.60

Was this the Kellogg? Don't masturbate stuff? Yeah, yes, I'm a little bit familiar with this story.

00:18:31.74 – 00:18:34.34

But since you began, go ahead. Well, that's all I basically know.

2Speaker 2
00:18:34.62 – 00:18:35.82

Well, he was a seven day.

00:18:35.82 – 00:18:43.68

Kellogg's was a seven day adventist guy, he had a wife, and I guess even they slept in separate sleeping quarters, right?

00:18:43.68 – 00:18:44.68

They adopted their children.

1Speaker 1
00:18:44.80 – 00:18:45.54

Separate vaginas.

2Speaker 2
00:18:45.54 – 00:18:46.20

Yeah.

00:18:51.40 – 00:18:53.94

Oh God, am I going to get canceled after this appearance?

1Speaker 1
00:18:54.26 – 00:18:56.88

No, you're being canceled during the appearance.

2Speaker 2
00:18:58.32 – 00:19:32.62

So what happens is, I guess he feels as though whatever is used to make beef, whatever drugs are injected in the cow or the pig, whatever that. It's making America closer to that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Yep, and so he figures that a vegetarian diet will cause us to stop procreating and fucking. Yep. And so he invents a tasty counterpart to stop us from masturbating, which is corn flakes.

00:19:32.84 – 00:19:33.00

Yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:19:33.14 – 00:19:37.02

Well, the original slogan for corn flakes was now with 30 less fucking.

?Unknown Speaker
00:19:40.44 – 00:19:42.26

That's an actual.

1Speaker 1
00:19:43.56 – 00:19:50.56

And it was, but it's true. Can I work here? Yes, you can work here. Wait.

00:19:50.72 – 00:19:51.44

Take my job.

2Speaker 2
00:19:51.70 – 00:19:52.84

Higgins Listen Steve Higgins.

1Speaker 1
00:19:52.84 – 00:19:54.16

Only 30%.

2Speaker 2
00:19:54.16 – 00:20:08.74

Neither Steve Higgins nor Lorne Michaels believes me. When I tell them that I want to intern at SNL, the only other person that I know that interned at SNL as a figure. Do you know that Paul Thomas Anderson?

1Speaker 1
00:20:09.10 – 00:20:09.86

Yeah, what?

2Speaker 2
00:20:11.08 – 00:20:17.38

Like, what? Like eight weeks or nine weeks or whatever. I believe this is how him and Maya met. But after boogie nights....

1Speaker 1
00:20:17.38 – 00:20:21.46

I've heard that he hung out there, I didn't know. I heard that he hung out there a lot. I don't know that he interned, he did.

00:20:21.58 – 00:20:25.16

My guess is they didn't really make him do anything that a real intern would have to do.

2Speaker 2
00:20:25.24 – 00:20:30.30

Well, I mean, he didn't do much, so he's caught somewhere between intern. I don't think he was getting lunch.

1Speaker 1
00:20:30.70 – 00:20:30.96

But.

00:20:30.96 – 00:20:31.30

Right, right.

2Speaker 2
00:20:31.78 – 00:20:42.26

You know? he asked someone that knew someone. It's like the guy that did boogie nights and wants to work here, and it's like, Yeah, he does. And so he worked there for like half a year, and so I....

00:20:43.18 – 00:20:43.98

Me, myself.

00:20:43.98 – 00:20:50.98

Like, I love working at 30 rock, Yep, well, one, I love working there and I love my job.

00:20:51.12 – 00:20:54.06

But I just love watching the machinery, how things work.

1Speaker 1
00:20:54.08 – 00:21:10.82

Well, this is what I want to ask you because I swear to God. My band was one of the main reasons I wanted to go to work every day. I think that all those years, and I'm not kidding, I kind of just wanted to be in the band. They had the better job. Do you sense that at all, ever?

00:21:11.42 – 00:21:11.82

Absolutely.

2Speaker 2
00:21:12.32 – 00:21:14.44

Because, okay, I don't.

00:21:14.44 – 00:21:29.90

I think any other musician would see it as like, whatever. Like you guys reached the pinnacle or mountaintop, like you made it to, you know, America's living room, or whatever. I'll say that at best, we as a unit, as a band, are at best when we're working out in the gym.

00:21:30.26 – 00:21:39.92

Now, before the Tonight show. I mean, the basic story, the roots, is that, you know, right out of high school, we started busking on street corners, like around 91, 92.

1Speaker 1
00:21:40.16 – 00:21:42.14

You're playing like buckets, right?

2Speaker 2
00:21:42.66 – 00:21:48.88

Okay, so literally the fastest version of this, like nine-hour story is, you know, my parents.

00:21:49.44 – 00:21:58.80

My dad wanted me to go to either Curtis Institute. If you've seen, she just got nominated for best Actress, Cate Blanchett and Tara.

1Speaker 1
00:21:58.80 – 00:21:59.56

Tara, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:21:59.70 – 00:22:04.24

So the institute that built that woman, that's what my dad wanted for me.

00:22:06.40 – 00:22:12.34

Good choice, yeah, Curtis Institute's one of, like, the most hardest, difficult musicals.

1Speaker 1
00:22:13.12 – 00:22:19.66

Can I jump in one second and just say this is interesting to me because your dad famously is part of this doo-wop band?

2Speaker 2
00:22:19.66 – 00:22:22.52

Yeah, my dad was like a Philadelphia doo-wop legend back in the 50s.

1Speaker 1
00:22:22.52 – 00:22:31.76

Yeah, Leander's in the hearts and killer doo-wop band, and it's interesting to me that your dad is pushing you towards this classical thing when he's from doo-wop.

2Speaker 2
00:22:31.76 – 00:23:02.68

So okay, here's the thing about Black people, especially with traumatized Black people. We will always like, because we're in a constant fight-or-flight situation, we're always going to choose safety first. So in his mind, it was like, if you join, sort of like an institution that's like classical music, and we're also big on, like, respectable politics. Like, you know, wear a suit and tie, that sort of thing, then you'll get a good job. So in his mind, like, Hey, one day you too can make maybe a quarter of a million dollars, and you know, that sort of thing.

00:23:03.10 – 00:23:13.44

And in my mind, I'm like, Well, wait a minute, I want to be the guy that owns the stadium, that acts play. I'm like, why are you dreaming so small? For me and not for myself? So that's a whole other story.

1Speaker 1
00:23:13.46 – 00:23:15.56

I get that, though they worry about us, they do.

2Speaker 2
00:23:15.68 – 00:23:46.14

Yeah, and dude, I grew up in the crack 80s where literally every three seconds someone's dying. So it's also a Russian roulette game that I, you know, my future was written. So that said, he wanted me to go to either Juilliard or Curtis, and so I trained as such, you know, for the first six years of my life. I went to one performing arts school and then they took me out. During like middle school to early high school to go to this like this college prep thing that would have instantly made me like Harvard material.

00:23:46.46 – 00:23:48.22

See, we could have been friends there or whatever.

1Speaker 1
00:23:48.68 – 00:23:51.26

So I didn't have friends there.

2Speaker 2
00:23:53.24 – 00:23:54.38

And that's the episode.

1Speaker 1
00:23:54.38 – 00:24:05.74

We're all laughing. Yeah, I will. we're all laughing at you. Look, wherever Charlie Brown goes, he's still fucking Charlie Brown.

2Speaker 2
00:24:17.78 – 00:24:36.30

Okay, so there was a famous local dance show in Philadelphia called Dancing on Air. Kelly Ripa used to dance on the show, so this was sort of like our local soul train. So my best friend in the high school and I really like, Damn, I feel stupid saying, fancied these two girls.

00:24:36.76 – 00:24:41.66

You fancied them, you know why you fancied them, because it was 1882..

1Speaker 1
00:24:42.58 – 00:24:54.26

And you had your you put on your best celluloid collar, and you bought her some posies, and you fancied her. Did you have that bicycle with the giant front wheel?

2Speaker 2
00:24:54.30 – 00:24:56.84

And then I knew her on prom night. No, no, no.

1Speaker 1
00:24:57.44 – 00:25:03.08

Sorry, no, you ate your cereal. Yeah, to keep yourself innocent.

2Speaker 2
00:25:03.54 – 00:25:20.00

Yeah, the early seas of being a sociopath. We wrote these girls, you know, they would read like fan letters on the air and whatnot. And so we wrote our respective targets, and my target got back to me. Uh-oh, right.

00:25:20.38 – 00:25:43.98

My best friend's target did not get back to him, and I saw a moment where I could use this opportunity to my advantage. His target went to the High School of Creative and Performing Arts, which was basically the public version of the Fame School. Yep, yep, the LaGuardia School. If you have younger listeners, high school musical, and so does he have younger listeners.

00:25:44.68 – 00:25:44.98

Anyway.

1Speaker 1
00:25:45.76 – 00:25:54.90

Do I have younger listeners? Yes, no. We finally met a 48-year-old who loves the show.

2Speaker 2
00:25:55.50 – 00:26:12.06

Can I just ask one thing about Asana? Her laughter? I think the thing that attracts me to that makes her the star of the show. She has a Nelson-like laughter. Yep, like, she's laughing with us, but she's also kind of laughing at us, yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:26:12.84 – 00:26:19.42

I'm laughing with you, I'm laughing at him. Yes, she laughs at me, but she laughs with the people who are on the show.

2Speaker 2
00:26:20.40 – 00:26:34.10

I saw this as an opportunity because I didn't want to go to the college prep school, right? Even though I've been playing professionally with my father since I was a kid, my first gig was at Radio City Music Hall at the age of 12..

1Speaker 1
00:26:34.40 – 00:26:38.10

I know this story because his drummer hurt his arm.

2Speaker 2
00:26:38.22 – 00:26:38.98

Motorcycle accident.

1Speaker 1
00:26:39.44 – 00:26:44.28

And your dad said, Hey kid, get up there.

2Speaker 2
00:26:44.28 – 00:26:45.32

You know the show, right?

1Speaker 1
00:26:45.72 – 00:26:50.06

And you were, like, all right, and it's Radio City Music Hall.

2Speaker 2
00:26:50.08 – 00:27:00.92

Right, I wasn't nervous at all, but the sort of antidote to that is that the second I got off stage, I wasn't. And I'm band-leading like adults, and I'm 12 years old, right? and I'm band-leading.

00:27:01.02 – 00:27:15.68

But, you know, I could play like adults since I was five. I get off stage and I walk backstage and this Black woman says, Oh my god, young man. That was awesome. That was great. And I was like, I see you're Susan from Sesame Street. She's like, Indeed, I am.

00:27:15.80 – 00:27:24.92

My husband was playing keyboards and I was like, and I threw a vest.

1Speaker 1
00:27:28.66 – 00:27:35.82

You know, those Sesame Street people got that a lot. I would do that now. If I saw someone from Sesame Street, I'd throw up.

2Speaker 2
00:27:36.00 – 00:27:36.34

Freak out.

1Speaker 1
00:27:36.34 – 00:27:43.16

I've heard, correct me, if I'm wrong, that your parents you were allowed to watch two shows, Sesame Street and Soul Train.

2Speaker 2
00:27:43.44 – 00:27:45.78

Yeah, and I only watched PBS and Soul Train.

1Speaker 1
00:27:46.60 – 00:27:48.14

Which is a pretty cool combination.

2Speaker 2
00:27:48.58 – 00:28:09.34

Well, they were really strict on anti-television. I made the hard mistake once it was to the point, you know, like it was postmodern times and they were pretty much like. He might be impressionable. And this was the era of, like, you know, Elmer Fudd. Just taking a gun and blowing your face off and then you put a new face on and that sort of thing. And they didn't want me to be impressionable.

00:28:10.20 – 00:28:28.74

And there is another product placement. Here you go, there is a Hawaiian punch commercial, which you remember? Punchy is hopping down the block with a bunch of fruit and then he goes up to the unsuspecting tourist.

00:28:28.74 – 00:28:40.58

And he's like, Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian punch? He's like, Sure, and he just, you know, hits him. So I went to my mother and was like, Mom, say sure when I ask you a question.

00:28:41.14 – 00:28:47.38

Oh, no, and she's like, Huh? I said, Okay, so I'm saying, How do you say sure, okay?

00:28:47.90 – 00:28:55.80

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian punch? My mom said, Sure, and let's just do the sitcom flip thing, we'll skip it.

1Speaker 1
00:28:56.20 – 00:28:57.34

Did you punch your mom?

2Speaker 2
00:28:57.34 – 00:28:59.32

I beat the shit out of my mom by accident.

?Unknown Speaker
00:29:02.06 – 00:29:03.16

He's a kid.

2Speaker 2
00:29:03.46 – 00:29:05.86

He's a little kid. How old were you?

1Speaker 1
00:29:07.66 – 00:29:08.18

38.

2Speaker 2
00:29:10.76 – 00:29:13.04

I think I was two or three.

1Speaker 1
00:29:13.38 – 00:29:13.92

Oh yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:29:14.26 – 00:29:16.04

So then no more television.

1Speaker 1
00:29:16.16 – 00:29:16.72

No more television.

2Speaker 2
00:29:17.04 – 00:29:33.86

But thankfully, I grew up in a house with about 3,000 albums and three very distinct record collectors. So all I knew was music and I was allowed to watch music programs, which is also weird because my parents are nightclub entertainers.

00:29:34.08 – 00:29:45.30

Yep, and they didn't believe in babysitters, so thus I had to go to work with them. Even though my bedtime was like 8.30 as a kid, as a three, four, five-year-old, they would wake me up at midnight or at 12.30.

00:29:45.42 – 00:29:57.98

And I'd watch. Like the second performance on SNL in Philadelphia, Soul Train was not a 12-in-the-afternoon experience, it was a 1 a..m, depending on the cultural sensitivity of whoever the programming director was.

00:29:58.40 – 00:30:05.98

Put this on at 1 in the morning or 2 in the morning. So that's how Soul Train, to me, is a 1 a.m after SNL experience.

1Speaker 1
00:30:06.26 – 00:30:23.16

Back then, it's very hard to describe, but you watched what was on. But I remember Soul Train would come on and be like, I'm watching this. And here I am. This little red-haired girl watching in Boston with a bowl haircut, You're Frida, the little red-haired girl I am.

00:30:23.26 – 00:30:33.12

Her natural-born, curly hair, it wasn't curly. But I would just watch Soul Train and my brothers would come in and we're like, This is what's happening, man. Don Cornelius is cool.

00:30:33.28 – 00:30:34.78

He looks like the coolest guy in the world.

2Speaker 2
00:30:35.20 – 00:30:55.08

Yeah, I was allowed to watch it anyway, we rabbit-holed. I told my parents I want to play with musicians my own age and I want to go to this school. Which to them to tell your parents, you want to go to a public school and that sort of thing after? They've invested in the best education to get you in this institution.

00:30:55.40 – 00:31:08.02

It was a hail Mary throw, but they fell for it. The plan was that I was going to find that girl for my best friend at our old school, so that she could be his date for the junior prom.

1Speaker 1
00:31:08.08 – 00:31:08.82

You're a good friend.

2Speaker 2
00:31:09.04 – 00:31:29.14

I was a great friend. I still don't know why a high school student would occasionally work in the office. I don't know how that works, but it was her job to hand out school tokens. We would get free bus tokens to get back because we didn't have a school bus system. And so I was standing in line and in front of me was kind of like a Dream Weaver moment.

00:31:29.34 – 00:31:44.94

We're the prettiest girl in school. Another girl, totally unrelated, was talking about music, which instantly my ears were pricked, and she made a wrong prince reference. And I'm the human version of hashtag. Well, actually, oh no.

00:31:47.86 – 00:32:02.86

You remember on the Smurfs when Brainy would say, Well, actually, and then seconds later, they tossed him in the trash can. I was that guy. I was like, Well, actually. That was a b-side, a Japanese import b-side, which is longer than the album version.

1Speaker 1
00:32:03.42 – 00:32:04.10

You're Linus.

2Speaker 2
00:32:04.40 – 00:32:26.74

Right, right, like, the four girls just looked at me like no one asked you. I was just trying my hardest to impress them with anything that. Probably maybe two months later, I interjected myself again in a conversation I shouldn't have, and I said, Well, no. It was that song because we sampled that last night and they were like, Sample where?

00:32:26.86 – 00:32:36.38

I was at the studio and it was like, who? I said, me and my group, who's in your group? And literally the way that Tariq and I met. It's somewhere between a tale of two cities.

00:32:36.38 – 00:32:37.24

You know what?

1Speaker 1
00:32:37.34 – 00:32:42.04

Can I just say something? This is a common sitcom plot. Yeah, of, I got to impress the girl you're chatting.

00:32:42.14 – 00:32:45.66

You get in over your head, you say, my group, your group, yeah, yeah.

00:32:45.72 – 00:32:47.78

We're in the studio, we want to see you play.

2Speaker 2
00:32:48.18 – 00:32:49.24

Sure, next week.

1Speaker 1
00:32:49.74 – 00:32:53.92

And then you run down the hall, guys, we got to form a band.

2Speaker 2
00:32:54.50 – 00:33:07.50

That is literally how I'm in this chair right now, my God. Now. The thing was, Tariq really had an insane gift for talking off the top of his head. I knew that he had a gift for doing that, and he just happened to walk by.

00:33:07.60 – 00:33:20.00

And I was like, Oh, with him. So then I went to the next two periods of class, like in orchestra, and somewhere in orchestra class. I thought about it. I said, Nah, I got to warn him. Put like flight of the bumblebee in here.

00:33:22.16 – 00:33:25.86

And the lunchroom is on the eighth floor, I'm in the basement, so literally.

?Unknown Speaker
00:33:26.92 – 00:33:27.66

Oh, sorry, lady.

1Speaker 1
00:33:28.64 – 00:33:34.84

Excuse me, watch it. There, we're two guys carrying a plate of glass and you missed it.

00:33:34.94 – 00:33:36.60

And then someone else walked through it.

2Speaker 2
00:33:36.88 – 00:33:47.42

I ran to the cafeteria and I was like, if anyone asks, we're a group, and he was literally calling, I don't care.

00:33:50.38 – 00:33:53.04

And that is how the roots were born.

1Speaker 1
00:33:53.24 – 00:33:53.78

That's fantastic.

2Speaker 2
00:33:53.92 – 00:34:08.46

We're also in school the same time that Boyz II men are becoming Boyz II men. It's literally like they're in the bathroom harmonizing and they won every contest. They would cheat and put glitter in their hands and do something like that, and girls would be like.

1Speaker 1
00:34:08.92 – 00:34:10.80

And I'm like, no.

2Speaker 2
00:34:11.78 – 00:34:24.02

Nate cheats in calculus class. You're falling for that. All I have to do is have some glitter in my hand and do that. Michael Jackson three-handed point thing. Yep, yep, do a bunch of that.

00:34:24.02 – 00:34:24.38

Let me tell you something.

1Speaker 1
00:34:24.58 – 00:34:30.02

I did it for a while in my monologue on the late night show Killed every Time. It works in comedy, too.

2Speaker 2
00:34:30.02 – 00:34:54.48

So we were, I mean, at that time, if you were an extra on a unmentionable Philadelphia comedy Icons number one rated show. You went to this school, right? Every person who's a jazz god now went to this school. So we were, like, invisible and even with the pedigree of like, Yeah, I've been playing with my dad since I was five years old.

00:34:54.52 – 00:35:10.52

My first gig was at Radio City. Like first day of school, Miles Davis is in my school, picking one of the kids to be his new keyboard player. Because one of his guys has a drug habit and has to go to rehab. So you'll, you'll fill in. Joey DeFrancisco at the age of 16. Like, that's just how it was.

00:35:10.84 – 00:35:29.52

So we graduated and now it's like, well, okay, I guess I got to live my dad's dream and audition for Juilliard, so I auditioned for the new school and for Juilliard. And around, like, 92. Tariq Just, you know, it was a free trip to New York, so he comes with me. We're on a train ride back home.

00:35:29.84 – 00:35:43.80

And this is somewhere out of either a gray Poupon commercial or that last scene in Dumb and Dumber. The world's most beautiful woman, it's always a beautiful woman behind this thing, and it's a slow motion walk.

1Speaker 1
00:35:43.96 – 00:35:44.36

Yep.

2Speaker 2
00:35:44.74 – 00:35:56.46

To me, now here's the thing the previous year is when boys to men started to blow up, they added. They added They came out the box with a single called Motown Philly. And of course, they're, you know, calling up their high school friends.

00:35:56.50 – 00:36:03.14

Hey, be in the video, whatever. So they asked me to play drums in that video, so I milked those 1.9 seconds.

00:36:06.34 – 00:36:18.32

Wait, let me rephrase it. Tariq milked those 1.9 seconds, cause, literally, like after the video became like heavy rotation on MTV. We'd be ready to go out for whatever. And he'd just look at me, like, What are you doing? and I'm like, What?

00:36:18.60 – 00:36:21.60

He's like, Come on, man, put the shirt on. I was like, come on, dude.

1Speaker 1
00:36:21.62 – 00:36:23.68

Like the same shirt, yes.

2Speaker 2
00:36:23.80 – 00:36:32.28

That entire summer, I had to dress in the exact outfit that I was wearing. No, it's true.

1Speaker 1
00:36:34.32 – 00:36:42.22

I'd have had a t-shirt made that would say, or I'd wear a hat that say, Yes, I'm that guy from one minute, 32 seconds.

2Speaker 2
00:36:42.60 – 00:36:45.10

The entire summer of 1991.

00:36:45.46 – 00:37:09.86

I'd have to put on the hoodie, that dingy ass t-shirt, those Oshkosh bogosh thing and walk up and down South Street. We would do like nine rotations and, you know, wait and Tariq would take their numbers down and everything. And that's literally like our social, you know, the way your staff is holding their hearts right now. I feel like such a dweeb anyway.

00:37:11.64 – 00:37:33.90

Anyway, so it's a year later, and nothing is more painful than the slow, dim fade of. Like, you know, Al Bundy's always bragging about those like four touchdowns at Polkai. Like, I didn't want to become that guy. But suddenly I noticed, like, Oh, the magic's not working anymore, like, it's not working.

1Speaker 1
00:37:34.38 – 00:37:36.22

There's no glitter in my hand anymore.

2Speaker 2
00:37:36.98 – 00:37:57.48

So the world's most beautiful woman walks up to me and Tariq and she's like, you're the drummer and the spike. Lee Levi's commercial right now. There was a guy, there's, there's a bucket drummer, the guy that pioneered the idea of, when you see street musicians bucket drumming. His name is Chokley, he's from D.C.

00:37:57.64 – 00:38:09.46

He moved to New York and he was, you know, playing buckets and whatnot, and Spike Lee saw him and put him in a Levi. So now he's the new drummer of the moment, like he's in the Mariah Carey video, and I'm a little jealous.

00:38:09.62 – 00:38:10.86

Like, Oh, damn.

1Speaker 1
00:38:11.02 – 00:38:11.96

You're like, those are buckets.

2Speaker 2
00:38:12.08 – 00:38:12.88

I got to find a new.

00:38:16.78 – 00:38:25.82

So she's like, Are you the drummer and the spike Lee Levi's commercial? And I was like, No, I'm not.

1Speaker 1
00:38:26.10 – 00:38:27.48

That's where you and I are different.

00:38:29.64 – 00:38:32.32

And you said, Yes, I am.

2Speaker 2
00:38:32.38 – 00:38:34.30

And you are Black thought of the roots.

00:38:36.84 – 00:38:54.24

And just like that commercial in Dumb and Dumber. She's like, Oh, okay. And she walks back and got off the next stop. And Tariq was just looked like, I felt the you asshole idiot.

00:38:54.30 – 00:38:56.90

He kept right, he kept riding the whole time. Call him up, people.

00:38:58.44 – 00:39:17.76

And next day we're we crashed at my parents crib living room. Next day, Soul trains on, the commercials on, and then that becomes like our our Doc Brown Flex Capacitor sitcom, sort of like you look at each other. And literally a commercial came on.

00:39:17.86 – 00:39:36.10

It's like, Well, why don't we do that? And literally an hour later, like, we're grabbing buckets and everything sneaking out and we went on South Street. If we didn't make $120, then it would have been a one-time only thing. But in like two hours, like, we're rich and our whole thing was like, 60 for you.

00:39:36.16 – 00:39:49.08

60. For me, this is date night money. You can buy a quarter pound of turkey, some bread, steal, some condiment packages and that's a date. You know, make your own sandwich. Yes, we we go to, like the park or whatever.

1Speaker 1
00:39:49.44 – 00:39:51.14

And here you have some lunch meat.

00:39:53.32 – 00:39:59.56

That line never worked for me. It's how'd you like to say it? How'd you like some lunch meat?

2Speaker 2
00:40:00.94 – 00:40:13.22

Never worked. If you're if you're from Philadelphia, if you're from the tri-state. Wawa is a religion. So for five bucks, you can buy like a half gallon of lemonade, a whole bunch of turkey meat, some pepper jack cheese.

1Speaker 1
00:40:13.60 – 00:40:14.66

Some bread?

2Speaker 2
00:40:14.76 – 00:40:16.02

And still, the condiments.

1Speaker 1
00:40:16.84 – 00:40:18.18

And I'm writing this down, right?

00:40:20.04 – 00:40:23.90

Me now at my age, excuse me there, young lady.

00:40:25.60 – 00:40:28.72

QuestLove has given me the following lists and I have all these items.

2Speaker 2
00:40:29.54 – 00:40:32.88

Right, so you would, you would, you would do that.

?Unknown Speaker
00:40:33.14 – 00:40:33.58

No.

2Speaker 2
00:40:33.64 – 00:40:44.04

And that was like romantic, and movies were cheap back then. If you see it before 6pm, you can see the matinee for like, you know, whatever, that was date night money. So we were like, Hell, yeah, we're doing this again.

00:40:44.30 – 00:40:52.06

Told my friend about it the next week. And he's a bass player in my jazz class. And he's like, Well, you guys going to do it again? I was like, Yeah, he's like, Well, can I join you guys?

00:40:52.36 – 00:41:02.54

Sure, now he drives, I didn't drive. He drives with the station wagon, his dad's station wagon. He shows up and he has his upright base in the back. And I'm getting my buckets. He's like, Well, dude, I got the station wagon.

00:41:02.80 – 00:41:09.98

So get your real drums. And I was like, Oh man, my dad will kill me, I can't do that. He's like, Well, he's not home. I said, Yeah, you're right.

00:41:10.14 – 00:41:21.54

So snuck, you know, very stealth operation of of putting, loading my drums in the in the, in the station wagon. And that's literally how the roots were were were born.

1Speaker 1
00:41:21.66 – 00:41:33.24

This is your origin story, you know? I just want to comment on really quickly. Because throughout the course of you telling that story, the range, variety of your references is mind blowing. Because.

2Speaker 2
00:41:34.16 – 00:41:35.90

Poor guy that didn't watch television.

1Speaker 1
00:41:37.26 – 00:41:53.30

Clearly, clearly you did, or something happened, or I made up for it. Yeah, you made up for it, but but I'm, you know. To me, what really speaks to is that you're, you're drawing on so much, you're drawing on so much. I feel like you have no boundaries.

00:41:53.30 – 00:41:55.16

In a great way you'll like.

2Speaker 2
00:41:55.24 – 00:41:58.68

Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, don't send me to HR. No boundaries.

1Speaker 1
00:42:00.52 – 00:42:12.87

Trust me, you're in a safe space here. What I'm talking about is, are you picking? You guys picking up on the same thing? Which is flight of the Bumblebee to Al Bundy? Yeah, it's flight of the Bumblebee, Al Bundy. Gray Poupon, this guy from a from a cereal commercial.

00:42:13.72 – 00:42:27.68

Do you know this historical reference? It's all over the map, which I think is, I don't know, I just find it. I challenge our listeners to go back and listen to this again and plot it, and it's almost like there's, there's no connection, and also a thousand connections.

00:42:27.80 – 00:42:28.38

It's really cool.

2Speaker 2
00:42:28.56 – 00:42:31.08

Yeah, rewind the three hours of that story.

1Speaker 1
00:42:32.38 – 00:42:33.04

Wait a minute.

2Speaker 2
00:42:33.08 – 00:42:40.72

I don't even think the origin story was what led me here. Why? Who's the Rabbit hole? Remember, I told the story, okay?

00:42:40.72 – 00:42:44.50

So here's the deal, here's the deal about late night. Yeah, damn, I'm good.

00:42:44.68 – 00:42:59.04

Okay, so, because 92 was kind of the I given biblical references, but I mean, that's kind of hip hops biting of the apple. And they saw that they were naked, pretty much, Dr.

00:42:59.20 – 00:43:16.78

J released The Chronic, which was kind of the first time that a credible person of pedigree in hip hop did big numbers. Yep, I mean, you know, nothing against hammer or vanilla ice, or whoever like was selling by the millions. But it was sort of like, Okay, that's not what we listened to, you know, that sort of thing, or he's not that good.

1Speaker 1
00:43:16.94 – 00:43:19.16

But Vanilla Ice didn't invent hip hop, No.

2Speaker 2
00:43:19.16 – 00:43:19.68

He didn't.

1Speaker 1
00:43:19.68 – 00:43:22.56

Wait a minute, I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.

2Speaker 2
00:43:23.50 – 00:43:25.24

Rewind the tape, rewind the tape, let's see.

1Speaker 1
00:43:25.26 – 00:43:29.92

I'm certain he did, I'm certain he did. You two would know, Matt and I, yes.

00:43:30.02 – 00:43:39.42

Hey Questlove, we're sorry, yes, but Matt and I are quite certain that Ice Ice Baby was really the beginning of hip hop. I cannot believe, and I say that with no contractions.

00:43:39.52 – 00:43:42.76

I cannot believe that was true. Even Eduardo is horrified right now.

2Speaker 2
00:43:43.08 – 00:43:43.44

No.

1Speaker 1
00:43:43.66 – 00:43:44.18

No, no.

2Speaker 2
00:43:44.30 – 00:43:45.38

No, no, I'm going to tell you something.

1Speaker 1
00:43:45.38 – 00:43:46.86

There are two ices in his name.

00:43:50.70 – 00:43:56.50

It's a thing, it's a legal thing. If you have two ices, you're the inventor of hip hop. It's like 007. He earned those kills.

2Speaker 2
00:43:56.80 – 00:44:08.88

Look, I'm going to tell you something. As a DJ that is definitely logged in, probably, you know, my my my, my Gladwellian 10,000 hour thing is probably in the sevens now I probably DJ.

00:44:09.02 – 00:44:09.64

So you say?

1Speaker 1
00:44:09.86 – 00:44:10.60

So you say?

2Speaker 2
00:44:12.38 – 00:44:28.26

But yeah, we now live in a a post irony age where I can play ice ice baby right now, and it's as if I played. Smells like teen spirit, or like a song that you love, like, This is my song. But you know, you could have get shot for that shit.

00:44:28.44 – 00:44:49.82

Like, back in 93, at a house party, so anyway, so it's like, because of that moment where hip hop realize, Oh, commerce we can make, and you know, every culture goes, this is not just hip hop. Where it's like, do you do art from your heart? Or do you got to survive? And again, I already told you about fight or flight and the needs to survive.

00:44:50.22 – 00:45:09.48

So, of course, everyone followed suit and there was just a whole giant rush to make it, and so as a result, that left the center. A weirdo hip hop train left the station, the the train that they lost Soul was on in a tribe called Quest and the rest of Development and dig about planets. They left the station.

00:45:09.58 – 00:45:23.48

We had to wait there at the platform for another five years. It had we stayed in America, we wouldn't have made it, so thus we had to. We called it pulling a Hendrix, so the way that we kind of pulled the Hendrix is is also an epic.

00:45:23.86 – 00:45:27.24

I noticed you didn't ask one question yet, so am I taking over this interview?

1Speaker 1
00:45:27.48 – 00:45:34.74

I haven't. I've left the room three times. Okay, fine, and I got all those, I got all those ingredients that you, you gave me. I went to the A Ralph.

00:45:36.48 – 00:45:57.04

But let me just say to our listeners, just pulling a Hendrix, Jimmy Hendrix, it wasn't making it here. And uh, went to London in like 66 and, uh, teamed up with, uh, two white guys with funny haircuts, uh, and became Jimmy Hendrix in the experience. And there he blew up.

2Speaker 2
00:45:57.18 – 00:45:58.18

Came back a god, right?

1Speaker 1
00:45:58.22 – 00:45:58.58

Came back.

2Speaker 2
00:45:58.62 – 00:46:19.68

He went to the gym to work out and came back. A God. So we signed the gap from because they're successful. Guns and Roses with Nirvana and with Aerosmith, and by the time the top of 94 comes, Aerosmith leaves Geffen to go back to Columbia. Um, it's very obvious that Guns and Roses is not going to have a followup record in the next two or three decades.

1Speaker 1
00:46:22.08 – 00:46:24.56

Axel had to take his time and really work it out.

2Speaker 2
00:46:25.32 – 00:46:35.74

Right, and so April of 94. My manager calls me up and it was like, early in the morning and he's like, Dude, I fucked? And I was like, what he's like, you didn't hear what happened?

00:46:36.22 – 00:46:54.76

I was like, No, he's like, turn on. And literally. Kurt Loder is announcing that Kurt Cobain killed himself, and my manager of mine, he's like, Wait, there's no more Guns and Roses or Aerosmith. And now Nirvana, the three pillars that are financially holding that label up, right?

00:46:54.98 – 00:47:15.56

And he's like, we're going to get dropped from this label before it even starts. Because they didn't have a black department or a rap department. And so I was like, Okay, what do we got to do? what do we got to do to survive? So we did something that's almost akin to, If you remember you, you remember in, you remember in, Um, in Ghost, when, like, we'll be.

1Speaker 1
00:47:15.70 – 00:47:30.50

I never know what's coming, I. It's so fascinating every time you say, Okay, you know how? I don't know if it's going to be a chocolate milk commercial, an Eisenhower reference. But now we're in Ghost, yes, and what happens?

2Speaker 2
00:47:30.50 – 00:47:41.48

And what do you remember when Patrick Swayze tells Whoopie Goldberg to go to the bank? And you're going to? You know, he's given her instructions, she's shutting the accounts down? Yep, so we kind of had a similar situation.

00:47:41.80 – 00:47:45.22

Um, there there is a scene from Ghost that nobody references.

1Speaker 1
00:47:46.08 – 00:47:51.26

It's not the making of the pot with Demi Moore, it's, you know, the part in Ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:51.26 – 00:47:54.98

They're making the sexy scene. No, no, no, no, no, the bank transaction.

?Unknown Speaker
00:47:56.00 – 00:47:56.66

You know?

1Speaker 1
00:47:56.72 – 00:47:58.98

The bank transaction from Ghost.

2Speaker 2
00:48:00.62 – 00:48:02.76

No, so, no, I don't.

1Speaker 1
00:48:03.28 – 00:48:03.54

What it?

2Speaker 2
00:48:03.82 – 00:48:19.38

What it was, what it was was that, um, so we were like, we're going to get dropped, so we have to make a move. We found a loft to live in at London, yep, and that's where we worked out at the gym.

00:48:19.42 – 00:48:39.80

So we did this for 18 years, I mean, and people will say like, Oh, you guys were the fish of hip hop, the grateful dead of hip hop. But it's like we were dependable and responsible, so our job was to stand by in the waiting room. And then it was good survival. But it really wasn't conducive for, like, having a steady relationship.

00:48:40.06 – 00:48:57.46

Yeah, there are kids in the factor now, and, you know, so we around, like 2009, it was sort of like, man, we wish like a Celine Dion situation would happen. That with a residency, a residency. And so we just got to the mountaintop of, like, making good money.

00:48:57.64 – 00:49:12.92

Like, we finally made it and it's like, do we just turn our back on this and try something unproven? And we did it. I will say that for us, that was what we needed to actually bond and be friends again. There's a moment.

00:49:13.18 – 00:49:18.64

I know I'm loquacious, give me a give me a safe word, like pineapple or something if I'm talking too much.

00:49:20.38 – 00:49:22.96

Like, I see you're turning maroon right now.

1Speaker 1
00:49:23.04 – 00:49:30.00

No, I'm good, that's his normal color. Yeah, that's just me when you see I. Just those are called veins in my head.

00:49:30.08 – 00:49:32.10

OK, that's how white I am.

2Speaker 2
00:49:32.42 – 00:49:44.30

So there's a moment that happened around 2006, maybe three years before we did Fallon. And we're on tour with the Chili Peppers, and it's the European Tour, and they're playing like Soccer State.

00:49:44.50 – 00:49:48.16

I'm sorry, post Lasso Football Stadiums, right?

00:49:52.84 – 00:50:14.96

And you know, it's like 80,000 to 120,000 a night and every three to four songs, those guys get into sort of a football magic circle huddle. And by the fourth time they do this, I'm thinking like, Oh, they're going to call an audible and change up the set list. And then they go back to their instruments, and then I have the set list in my hand.

00:50:15.02 – 00:50:27.52

I'm like, wait, they didn't change anything, they didn't change the arrangement, so I'm waiting. Like days down the line, like, why do they keep having these little meetings? Every like five songs and nothing changes from what I know the show to be.

00:50:27.56 – 00:50:41.22

It's like muscle memory. And so I see Flea and catering and I'm like, Dude, what are you guys talking about? When you go into that huddle? and Flea's like, Yo, man, it's like, I don't know, man, we're just.

00:50:41.22 – 00:50:55.50

We're so full of gratitude, like we're just four guys that, you know, we met each other when we were 13. And you know, we're. We're in the stadium with 120,000 people, and we're just we're just showing gratitude to each other.

00:50:55.50 – 00:51:14.02

Like, guys, we really made it, so this is 2006. I'm not evolved yet as a human being. So I get on the tour bus and I'm like, Yo, it's just like, hippie shit. Like, Oh, we're so happy to be amongst, you know, like, I'm really just like being dismissive of it, like, Oh, yeah, that's what they're doing.

00:51:14.52 – 00:51:24.16

And my manager's like, Yeah, well, makes sense, like, Yeah, I can see that, because they they like each other, that's cool. That's like, Yeah, you know? So I go back and start playing plays.

00:51:24.86 – 00:51:31.94

Wait, what do you mean? They actually like each other, and he's like, I see that they actually. I mean, it's not like a goodfellas thing, like, what do you mean?

00:51:31.94 – 00:51:40.96

I'm funny, but it was sort of like, Well, what do you mean? They actually like each other? like, why did you say actually? He's like, you see the chemistry, like they actually, they fuck with each other?

00:51:41.08 – 00:51:48.58

I can see that. And I was like, as opposed to what he's like, come on man. And I was like, as opposed to what he's like, come on man.

00:51:48.62 – 00:51:50.08

Don't make me spell it out, that's right.

1Speaker 1
00:51:50.18 – 00:51:50.60

He's a man.

2Speaker 2
00:51:50.66 – 00:51:56.78

Y'all don't fuck with each other, y'all just show up as y'all show up, maybe I'll come to Soundcheck. y'all show up backstage.

00:51:57.70 – 00:52:10.84

Y'all do it off memory, you know you? You're the one to name the tour buses. Gryffindor and Slytherin like, you got your own separate tour buses. Y'all don't spend the night at each other's houses.

00:52:11.02 – 00:52:18.00

Y'all ain't friends, y'all just business partners. He's like, it's cool, like, keep the money that you didn't know, I didn't know.

00:52:18.32 – 00:52:26.20

Well, I thought, Look, we been. By that point, we had known like we met in eighty seven, and it's now 2007..

1Speaker 1
00:52:26.56 – 00:52:27.82

Like, it's 20 years later.

2Speaker 2
00:52:27.86 – 00:52:50.44

Like, what do you mean, we're not friends? And then I realized, Oh shit, we're really not friends. Like, we're just like nine strangers that just play the same songs every night and that's it. And so what wound up happening at Fallon is Jimmy has a way of disarming you.

00:52:51.02 – 00:53:10.80

And I'll say, at least for the first six years, like we were perpetual, we were 13 year olds, we were 13 year olds. In adults bodies doing. We could do silly things and not feel like, you know, like we're going to lose our street cred because we're doing silly shit. And that helped.

00:53:11.64 – 00:53:40.58

That really helped. There's a moment where, when Jimmy officially pitched us, we're doing like some spring fling at UCLA or something. And I mean, I'm a quasi spokesperson for the group. And so I had to do an interview, like with the college paper or something. So I went in the trailer, did. My interview came back 20 minutes later and we're on UCLA's football field. And Jimmy, this is going to be my worst reference, and I'm in my head like, please don't say this reference.

1Speaker 1
00:53:40.64 – 00:53:43.70

Can we just take a guess around the table what this is going to be first?

00:53:46.10 – 00:53:51.62

Uh, you go first, I'm going to say, Um, wait, I'll give you a hint.

2Speaker 2
00:53:54.36 – 00:53:54.46

Okay.

1Speaker 1
00:53:54.64 – 00:53:55.12

The Candy.

2Speaker 2
00:53:55.44 – 00:53:55.78

Willie Ames.

1Speaker 1
00:53:56.34 – 00:54:00.50

Oh, zapped or oh good one. Goddamn, you're good.

2Speaker 2
00:54:00.72 – 00:54:03.18

This is why I met the man.

1Speaker 1
00:54:03.34 – 00:54:09.32

Yeah, zap the movie where Scott Baio can make people's bras fly off. It's either that or Charles in Charge or Bible man.

2Speaker 2
00:54:09.40 – 00:54:27.84

Well, no, where he first started, which was eight, eight, is okay. So Jimmy somehow has talked the roots into doing an, uh, an eight man, uh, human period, pyramid, a period, a human period.

1Speaker 1
00:54:27.92 – 00:54:35.28

I don't know as much about anyone. Want to weigh in? Oh God, I guess stick with pyramid, I have to.

00:54:35.40 – 00:54:35.72

Okay.

2Speaker 2
00:54:36.08 – 00:55:10.40

Yeah, so you know, they're doing a human pyramid and it. It wouldn't have phased me more. But Tariq and I are such polar opposites of each other. By this point, Tariq is one of those. Like, you know, $5,000, uh, Japanese denim wearing fashionistas of which I was like, Yo, he's really on the bottom row, on his knee, like he's ruining his his denim. He would never do this. He's one of those Jesus Christ like, not spot nor wrinkle.

00:55:10.52 – 00:55:37.72

Meanwhile, I will go to the White House with, like, uh, mustard stains on on my on my tux. And I looked at my manager and I was just like, Ah, we're not, we're not getting rid of this guy anytime soon, right? And my manager was just like, we're stuck with him. Like, literally, Jimmy would not let up until we we committed to him and he just took, like, just did it.

00:55:37.72 – 00:55:54.12

And so what I'll say is now the amount of, uh, being in the gym on that show has actually made us friends again. Yeah, and so now I feel like, even though this is our 30th year as a band, I really feel like it's like our seventh year.

00:56:03.88 – 00:56:15.62

We're probably the only people in history that got sent to HR on our first day on on the gig, all right, so if your listeners are, everyone knows what HR is. I know what your demographics are.

1Speaker 1
00:56:16.38 – 00:56:23.88

Um, I don't, I have no idea who's listening, I have no idea what, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:56:23.88 – 00:56:41.04

One of the one of the funniest stories that came from the The The Ghost Of of Conan's Late Night show was They brought all the roots to HR. It's like, don't be alarmed, guys, you didn't do anything, but, you know, we kind of want to get in front of the train.

00:56:42.58 – 00:56:59.36

So they said to me, I don't even know if I should be saying this. So I guess the thing that they wanted to stop was, um, I guess. Weinberg was world famous for making interns, um, do his shopping for him.

1Speaker 1
00:57:02.12 – 00:57:02.80

Okay.

2Speaker 2
00:57:03.18 – 00:57:04.98

Am I lightening lightly putting it?

1Speaker 1
00:57:05.36 – 00:57:22.20

Uh, sure, uh, I didn't know that. You know, I was insulated like Nixon. uh, crimes were committed. Compared yourself to Nixon in a good way, in the way he insulated himself. No, I meant Cynthia Nixon, not Richard Nixon.

00:57:23.88 – 00:57:28.20

The way she insulated herself from some of the problems they had on sex in the city.

2Speaker 2
00:57:28.50 – 00:57:51.06

No, it was like it went from first, it was like, super, you know, like, Uh, take our lunch order to, I need you to, I guess. His wife lived in Jersey, like drive out to Jersey, um, go with my wife to to do um shopping like supermarket shopping. And then it went to like mowing his lawn.

1Speaker 1
00:57:51.62 – 00:57:54.12

Then eventually, it went to light construction.

2Speaker 2
00:57:54.36 – 00:58:09.90

No, that was next, then. No, no, I'm not lying, it went to painting. So literally by the end of the of the run. Max had like six interns that were just like staff at his house.

1Speaker 1
00:58:10.58 – 00:58:15.82

Should I not be clipping Conan's toenails then again? Oh, please.

2Speaker 2
00:58:16.64 – 00:58:22.22

And so they just said, Look, guys, just just please keep it to lunch orders only.

1Speaker 1
00:58:23.18 – 00:58:31.16

Well, listen, that major Deegan Expressway got built, and I thank Max and those 35 interns.

00:58:33.16 – 00:58:54.56

The uh, the uh, uh. Well, you were there, Blay, you want to weigh in on anything, cause you know me, like Cynthia Nixon, I was insulated. Uh um, you know, good point. I think we put that to bed. Uh well, I'm glad that you love you, Max.

2Speaker 2
00:58:55.04 – 00:58:56.60

I'm not throwing you under the bus.

1Speaker 1
00:58:56.68 – 00:58:58.88

No, no, no. The construction they did was fantastic.

00:59:01.20 – 00:59:09.50

It's infrastructure and we need infrastructure, but you don't know anything about it. Insulated like Cynthia Nixon on sex in the city.

2Speaker 2
00:59:10.76 – 00:59:15.22

Yes, um, all right now can we start the theme to the.

1Speaker 1
00:59:19.18 – 00:59:24.16

Can I just ask you? And then we probably have to wrap it up. What do we have to do, Adam, at some point?

2Speaker 2
00:59:24.28 – 00:59:26.90

Um, and I at least ensured that I can come back again.

1Speaker 1
00:59:27.16 – 00:59:30.08

Oh, no, no, yeah, oh, you have no idea. I want to work here, man, yeah.

00:59:30.08 – 00:59:30.80

You have no idea.

2Speaker 2
00:59:30.98 – 00:59:32.00

So nice.

1Speaker 1
00:59:32.24 – 00:59:42.44

QuestLove You are, you are coming back, yeah, and also I. Uh, we can microdose next time, yeah, we can microdose, and you could bring some other people.

00:59:42.74 – 00:59:45.46

And um, great, I have a driveway that I need paved.

2Speaker 2
00:59:46.60 – 00:59:58.42

I'm on it. Well, wait a minute. I do have to wrap up something about, like, are people actually your friends on the show? So the thing is is that my New New York Times crossword puzzle is actually Wordle?

1Speaker 1
00:59:58.56 – 01:00:05.02

But oh, I do world too. Yeah, uh, are you on a group? No, I don't get. I get an. uh, again, I'm insulated.

2Speaker 2
01:00:05.20 – 01:00:07.00

I Yeah, oh yeah.

1Speaker 1
01:00:07.04 – 01:00:07.74

It's your choice.

2Speaker 2
01:00:07.74 – 01:00:09.34

I feel like you and I should campaign.

1Speaker 1
01:00:10.02 – 01:00:10.64

Shut up.

01:00:12.50 – 01:00:15.80

Let's pretend it's my choice that I'm insulated, anyway, go ahead.

2Speaker 2
01:00:16.04 – 01:00:25.82

You and I should campaign to fight to get into uh, uh, uh Bateman's, uh illustrious, uh wordle club, like, Oh, it's like Jason Bateman.

1Speaker 1
01:00:26.12 – 01:00:29.16

And um, wait, you want, you want more time with Jason Bateman?

01:00:32.54 – 01:00:35.44

We have a different agenda. Let me know, I can't help you here.

2Speaker 2
01:00:35.50 – 01:00:42.76

Let me not open up another rabbit hole, No, but what I do is, um, I make playlists for my friends.

1Speaker 1
01:00:42.96 – 01:00:58.14

This is crazy, cause this is what I wanted to ask you about. Which is, you make these playlists and you'd make them for your friends, but you make them for the some of the most famous people in the world. You like. Barack Obama asked you to make a playlist for him.

01:00:58.28 – 01:01:04.32

Yeah, do you ever throw something in there? Just like the theme from Gilligan's Island, just something that's going to freak him out.

2Speaker 2
01:01:04.46 – 01:01:23.58

Oh, I do that all the time, like the the amount of he doesn't, he doesn't, uh, question much. There's. There's a few people are like, did you really mean to to, to put this version of that song on there? Like, I will lightly troll, I'm not trying to troll more than I'm just trying to expand the pallet.

1Speaker 1
01:01:23.70 – 01:01:24.02

Yep.

2Speaker 2
01:01:24.28 – 01:02:04.12

Cause, I think oftentimes, when it comes to streaming, there are billions of songs out there, but we're only going to go to the 32 songs that we. Yes, and I'm willing to do. The the musical, metaphorical, uh, equivalent of the Shawshank shit crawl, uh, and and go through. I go through about 500 songs a week, uh, of which maybe seven are cool and add that to the database. And these are songs that I believe in, like, not like Desert Island Disc. But like, I co-sign the song and every part of the song has to be like something that, yeah, this is a great song.

01:02:04.50 – 01:02:25.52

And yeah, it. It started with the Obamas and then I added the Carters. I wanted to add people that just had kids. So in my mind, when when Blue Ivy was born, I was like, Okay, I'm going to. I want you to play this like in her crib or in her nursery, whatever. And then cause, if you can reach a kid before six, you can really determine their creativity.

1Speaker 1
01:02:25.84 – 01:02:49.42

What I love about this is that when you do this, you are in a very intimate way in the ear of, uh, of a Barack Obama. You're like creating new neural pathways by throwing in a uh, trickster for kids commercial really quickly. You're fucking with whole circle, you're screwing with the mind of uh, of uh, of uh of a president of the United States, which is fascinating.

2Speaker 2
01:02:49.68 – 01:03:06.36

I believe that music is sort of nourishing, like food, and the right song could inspire you to. So, I do two types of playlists. I do an afternoon playlist that should be played between 7 a.m. and 6 p..m, and then I do an evening playlist between six.

01:03:06.80 – 01:03:20.12

And that doesn't mean, like, Hey, baby, quiet Storm music, it's not that. But I do an evening set. So it started with them and then it was 10 and then it was the 50. So I think, right about now I am.

1Speaker 1
01:03:20.32 – 01:03:22.40

Oh my god, that's a lot of scrolling.

2Speaker 2
01:03:22.60 – 01:03:23.86

I Text, 700.

01:03:24.26 – 01:03:28.30

There's the list of people you might know, some of the names vanilla ice on there.

1Speaker 1
01:03:28.38 – 01:03:29.28

Oh my god.

2Speaker 2
01:03:29.32 – 01:03:31.14

There is no Robbie van Winkle.

1Speaker 1
01:03:31.60 – 01:03:44.18

Okay, I'm adding vanilla ice. I can't believe I'm holding your list, and this is the most impressive lists of names. I don't want to, I want to respect people's privacy, but I mean.

2Speaker 2
01:03:44.24 – 01:03:46.14

They're, you know, it's, it's, let's hear it.

1Speaker 1
01:03:46.16 – 01:03:54.58

Yeah, just say it no. Well, I I there's just, I mean, Spike Lee is in here, which is, uh, and you got Bill hater?

2Speaker 2
01:03:55.00 – 01:04:08.46

Yeah, Bill Bill is a music head. I'll I'll say that of my top 30. Like responding people, like people that actually like, give feedback like, Wow, this song really changed my life in 1932. And I'll be like, I'm on the toilet or something like that, but no.

1Speaker 1
01:04:08.72 – 01:04:15.88

Kenan Thompson's in here, Rashida Jones, Nora Jones. This is amazing, Martha Stewart, Jesus.

2Speaker 2
01:04:16.24 – 01:04:26.78

Yeah, Martha is come a long way. Yeah, no, she's amazing. That's my love language. So my question is, will you be 342??

1Speaker 1
01:04:26.88 – 01:04:32.50

I would be honored, I would be honored to be on this list, this is a such a cool list of people.

2Speaker 2
01:04:32.62 – 01:04:33.26

There you go.

1Speaker 1
01:04:33.34 – 01:04:36.80

Uh, this is absolutely wow. Ron Desantis.

01:04:43.72 – 01:04:47.04

I'm surprised to see that name, but I'm glad you're working on the guy.

2Speaker 2
01:04:48.52 – 01:04:49.30

Well, like 2.

01:04:49.30 – 01:04:52.58

3 seconds I was like, Wait, how did he get on?

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