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Coach John Calipari is the new head coach for the Arkansas Razorbacks. So we already recorded the full show we went to Topgolf, had a great time video coming out soon, Hank did great and we're sitting there at TopGolf and we see the news start to trickle in. Me and.
Big Cat didn't see the news right away. Hand up. We apologize for that, but we were playing.
Excellent at Topgolf. Yeah, beating hank at Topgolf. So we see the news and we're like, this can't be true, and then in a matter of seconds, it is true. Cal is going to Arkansas. Tyson Foods comes and saves the day for Arkansas.
The chicken man, the chicken man. So I have a ton of thoughts. I mean, I don't know where we want to start. Let's start with this.
I love college sports for these type of moments because we have the domino meme. SMU goes to the ACC is able to get Andy Enfield from USC, Musk goes from Arkansas to USC, and then Cal goes from Kentucky to Arkansas. So SMU going to ACC started this entire thing. And now Kentucky is looking for a new coach.
In what? 15 years? Yeah, and it's crazy, it is wild, so the first I heard of this.
I was just shocked that that Cal was allowed to negotiate with other schools. Like they did him a favor by not firing him two weeks ago. Correct? And they had that big meeting, and after that meeting was over, Mitch, the ad was like, Cal's our coach.
We're going to roll with him. And then apparently in his contract, he has a clause where he's allowed to negotiate with other schools. As long as he tells Kentucky about it, right? It's like it's an open marriage contract.
It's Will Smith and Jada Pinkett and he. It's crazy that he did that, he basically.
Did the You can't fire me? I quit, yeah. And so I was listening to Matt Jones at a Twitter space and he explained it. That Cal and his group were somehow shocked by the hate that Kentucky had had in the last like two months for Cal and how this season ended. He said that it surprised them and they didn't see that coming.
And that's where the tide kind of shifted. And then you throw in the fact that Arkansas is giving him a ton of money and basically giving them a new lease. Where, yeah, next year he would have been the Kentucky head coach. But if they go out in the first round again, he's fired, so he, he, he gets a whole new contract, he gets years to build Arkansas. It's a huge win for Arkansas.
And I think it's.
Actually, a huge win for Kentucky, I agree Kentucky fans like they wanted him gone two.
Weeks ago. Not only that, but it's a huge win for Kentucky for a couple of things one, you don't have to pay him any money. So the part of the deal is that if Cal goes, there's no buyout for Arkansas to pay Kentucky, but there's also no money that Kentucky has to pay Cal. So you're free and clear that to all the boosters that had turned on.
Cal are going to be all the way back in and ready to write big checks for whatever coach they want. And three, this is the part that, like, I think, most Kentucky fans know, but the outside world doesn't. And they try to roast Kentucky and be like, Oh, Kentucky's cooked. Kentucky is 1 billion times bigger than coach Cal. It's Kentucky basketball.
They've won eight national titles. Seven of them are without coach Cal. That's what I was saying earlier, like, if.
You were to just list the best jobs in college basketball. Kentucky is right up there. Maybe number one. Like Duke, Jake brought up Duke, and I was like, I don't think so, cause with Duke it's like, that's coach. K. Yeah, it's a prestigious job.
Right, but in terms of, like, the system around the coach, Kentucky's as good as it gets. So do you think that in that meeting, where he didn't get fired? Any possibility that they came to an understanding like, Hey, we don't want to pay your buyout, you want to leave? I'm going to say that I'm keeping you around as coach.
You go off, you try to find a new job. That way, we're all happy. No, I think this probably surprised the.
Fuck out of him, you think? so, yeah, I think this surprised the fuck out of him, I think, because I think this wouldn't this. This wouldn't have happened if if Must doesn't leave from Arkansas. Like that, like the dominoes started to go.
And then you have a specific job in Arkansas that has the money, and Cal's also close with the chicken people, right? So it's like this. This all kind of worked in a perfect sequential order, where it's like everything fell into place, that this specific job opened up. That has this amount of money that has the the boosters that back you. So, like I said, like, Cal has a new lease on life.
Like he was, he was on the hot seat, we will, we credit to us. We put him on the hot seat before anyone else, and we were correct. But he was on the hot seat in Kentucky. And he probably read the tea leaves and was like, Unless I go to the final four, I'm basically gone, no matter what.
And then I'm looking for a new job, why not just take this new job right now? That's giving me all the money. And all my friends are the boosters. And they all, like, Arkansas has got to be fucking thrilled. They're very happy.
Yeah, right, it's crazy, too. The best part is I love this when this happens in college sports. To the fact that Cal has to go back to Lexington next year.
Yeah, just makes this so, so, so great. It's like when Chris Beard had to go back to Texas Tech and you get these rivalries, and it's just it makes it. It's why I love, I love college sports more than anything.
It's good. If you're a Kentucky fan, you're. You're probably like a little bit happy that Cal is not going to be there. You want him gone, like we said, yeah.
But but at the same time, you don't want them to go to an in-conference rival where you have to play them all the time. Like that's, but it's going to create. It's a it's a weird thing that they're going to have to deal with, and the timing of it is just crazy. For it to happen. The night before the National Championship, uh, and also the night after Nate Oates and the Crimson Tide lose.
Yes, so I, I, I get what you're saying, like, you don't want to have to go up against Cal. But I think, again, Kentucky is bigger than a coach and they're like, they'll be fine, cause they're going to get a great coach. And I do think the money that's going to come in now from a reinvigorated, like fan base and booster base is going to put the next coach of Kentucky in an incredible spot.
Succeed. And like this was, this marriage was always going to break up. Eventually, they just get to fast forward past a couple more painful years. That Cal probably doesn't adapt. And they probably have a bunch of lottery picks that don't win in the tournament.
And now you get to fast forward and you're like, all right, new, we're onto the new one. Who's probably going to want to be there for a very long time and build something in this new?
College basketball world, Yeah, and with with him going to Arkansas, I just wonder if he's like, is he going to some guys that were going to be? I can tell you. So that that'll add a whole new level of hate to Cal when he does have to go back to Lexington.
You got to assume they're all gone. Yeah, then I made, I made like a wishlist of just coaches that I hope they look at to hire number one for Kentucky. I think we can agree. Rick Patino.
Yes, sometimes you got to go back to move forward, send Rick home, he wants to go home. You heard him on part of my take.
He would love to go to Kentucky, that clip will get played a million times if he goes Kentucky.
Yup, uh, then Jay right, Jay right would be fun getting back in the mix. I don't think he's going anywhere.
I don't think he wants to coach college right now. Also Rick Patino, the one.
Problem with Rick Patino is that you would, then you'd have to figure out what you're going to do.
In six years, that's true. Yeah, to replace him, yeah.
Um, then Danny Hurley, they're going to call Danny Hurley, they're going to ask Danny Hurley. There's no reason for Danny Hurley to take this job, except for a very big reason, which is they would probably like double his salary.
I still think it would be 0 just in it, and obviously with college coaches, it's stupid to say something like 0 because we know that they all would move. We've seen it a million times, but Danny Hurley is a Northeast guy. I don't know what you could do.
As much as I said, you know, Kentucky is bigger than Cal. I don't know how much better you can get than possibly winning two national championships in a row. And he is like, if he wins tonight like that, his pro, he gets whatever he wants, he's meant to do contract, he gets everything he's meant to. The only thing.
They could throw just an obscene amount of cash at him. I still would make him think about it, I feel like he's. I don't think the guy would say, No, I don't, I don't think that he would either. But when, when this kind of money is involved, you never know. Kentucky has to at least make the call.
They'll talk to him. Yes, they'll pick up the phone. I hope they don't try to talk to him right now. No, I hope they don't.
They're going to, like, call him tomorrow, They're going to call him before the game. Yeah, I hope he stays focused, yeah.
I don't think he would, I don't think Danny would take the call, I don't either. I think he'd hang up on him. Those are the big ones. Dawn Staley.
You just have to, you just have to get the conversation going with Dawn Staley. Yeah, you forgot about Nate Oates? Nate Oates? Well, No, we talked about Nate Oates or Nate Oates.
Seems like he'd be a pretty good fit. Seems like the buyout would not really be an issue. If they're paying a shitload of money anyways, they're ready to write some.
Checks and they don't have to pay Cal We. When we talked to Matt Jones a couple of weeks ago, he did say, Uh, Scott Drew would be at the top of the list. National Championship coach close with the ad, so he's got to be a call that's get gets made. Mark few. I have another one.
Uh, Mark Few, I'd say, probably not. You don't think they call? I don't think so. He hasn't won anything, yeah.
He hasn't even gotten to a final forever. Uh, one call that I think they probably will make is my coach. I think they would probably try to get Billy Donovan. Yeah, I think that would. that would definitely be a call they make.
So Billy, Billy D. Back to the to, uh, to college, but that to me, I don't know. With the whole, with the with the way college basketball is now, I feel like it'd be crazy to go back to college. If you have a pro job that you feel somewhat.
Secure, I would agree with that. Also, Brad Stevens got a call, got to call him, got to make Brad say no, Jim Bayheim got to call him. I think he's ready for a new challenge.
You got to call.
Jim Bayheim to see if you. If he'll give you Danny Hurley's number, she'd be like, Hey, Jim, he'd be like, I was expecting this phone call. It's like, No, actually, we just don't have Danny Hurley's number. We need that from you.
Coach K. John Shire Yeah.
Kevin Keats Kevin Keats.
Hank who you got?
Danny sprinkle, Danny sprinkle, make him make him go from Washington to Kentucky without ever coaching a game. What about a guy with national championship experience?
Kevin Hawley Oh yeah, good point. ooh, Kevin Hawley. Yes.
Good point, great coach. Here's a crazy one that would not happen, but I would just throw it out there because college sports can always shock us. Shots must must to Kentucky.
He was just like, All right, yeah, I mean, they all.
And then, you know what, if you're Cal, you have to pick up the phone if USC calls. He's always wanted to coach in L.A. He was almost a Lakers coach 10 years ago.
Or even Andy Enfield maybe goes back to USC and then Cal goes to SMU. They're in the ACC now. Musical chairs, big program, it's it's crazy.
It is shocking news like this is we all thought that, I mean, we're going to talk to John Fanta in a minute. And we. We brought up Cal to him and we're like, he, we talked about the hot seat and stuff. Now it already is outdated, it's the fastest in interviews ever been outdated in that specific topic.
But yeah, it's crazy. I really do think Kentucky fans, though, should be happy because it was going to end sooner rather than later. And now you don't have to pay him any money, and now you have a bunch of boosters that are like, good, he's gone.
Let's go get the best coach that we can find and we'll pay him all the money and we'll pay all the nil. And Kentucky will probably. Kentucky will win a national title before Arkansas. I, I'll do my, uh, well, what's the uh? Calves owners? Yeah, personally guarantee.
I would personally guarantee, and I like Arkansas as school and I, you know, they have a tremendous history. I was actually watching 40 minutes, uh, of hell, uh, the documentary the other night with Nolan, Yeah.
Like, Awesome, it's a fucking passionate great, but Walton Arena is the best when it gets rocking. But I just think Kentucky will be good, I think there'll be, there'll be fine. Immediately, I'm going to go one step further. Big cat.
I'm.
Going to say, the next coach at Kentucky will win a national championship, whoever you are, whoever you're about to hire right now, future National Championship coach, sign up. Yeah, what's the? Do you think? Jerry Jones is? Just like? He's been so preoccupied with his own death and trying to win all the championships he can. Like, spending all this crazy money, you think that factored into this?
You think Jerry Jones was like, Uh, I got to get one in Arkansas too before I die?
So just just talk to coach Cal. Yeah, I wonder how much he cares. That is, that is a basketball.
That is a cowboys hire. yeah, bringing in like this. yeah, it's the flashiest hire you can get.
The only thing flasher would be is if Kentucky can get Jay right, that would be the flashiest hire. Oh, what about Kyle Neptune? Get him a lot of great coaches out there, yeah.
I It's going to be fascinating how quickly you think it's going to happen fast, right?
I think it's probably going to happen the next day or two. Yeah, yeah, I mean you, I don't think you can announce the hire the day of the National Championship game, can you?
Yeah, you can, cause. Remember when A-Rod did? he announced his contract in the middle of the World Series? Yeah, that's A-Rod, he's different.
That's true. Maybe a-rod for the Kentucky job?
I just feel like, if you do it on the National Championship Day, that that news gets.
Overshadowed by the game later? Yeah, true, yeah, don't wait a day.
Yeah, but I.
They've already made the calls, I think they're making calls. There's Mitch, which is named Mitch Barnard. Yeah, he's on the phone right now.
Yeah, he's got to figure it out.
And I mean, Cal's years at Kentucky. Obviously the ending wasn't good, but he, he had an incredible run with a national title. Oh, the lights just went out, that's the eclipse, that's undertaker, that's Cal saying, Oh, by the way, I have. Let's quickly do this while the lights are out.
Undertaker did come out. I also got Brandon Walker sent me spark notes for, Uh, wrestlemania, so that we can say we discussed it. Cody finished his story, It was no DQ and Roman had his cronies interfering. The Avengers assembled and one by one appeared to help Cody, culminating in.
I'm sorry, but the reps and wrestling suck, they do. they suck. Oh, that's cool. Cody Rhodes did it.
Yeah, good job. Uh, I saw the rock kicked Logan Paul. That was fun. Oh, okay.
Give him a kick right to the chest. He kicked them, kicked them. Uh, yeah, wrestling, I don't I. I didn't even see any of the highlights besides Jason Kelsey.
I wish they didn't do it during final.
Four weekend cause I probably would buy Wrestlemania just to see the pops. I love the pops. Uh, all right, anything else.
For Kentucky, I mean, crazy, crazy news. Like I said, we've already taped the full show, so you're going to hear us talk about Saturday night. Women's Everything and John Fanta's on. And we. We did bring up. I wish we had gotten them.
After this, here's thoughts. But, uh, yeah, Big Blue Nation, you're going to be just fine, you're going to fucking, you'll be just fine. Arkansas had got a great hire.
They're going to win games now, they're going to get big recruits, they're going to open up the coffers.
College basketball's back. Let's see John Fanta's comment.
He's just reporting the news, just the facts, just the facts, just the facts from him. Jake, did you have any thoughts? Oh, no, no, he said. The coaching Carousel is undefeated.
Undefeated also a fact, undefeated. Yeah, I think it's crazy. Uh, Jack Golke and did Calgary's career.
Like, that's another domino, yeah, if they beat Oakland, he's probably sticking around, yeah.
Jack Golke was the yeah, you're right. If they, if they beat Oakland, they will get maybe to the Sweet 16. There's not as much pressure. Jack Golke was the man who did it. But eventually, three straight three out of four years, losing to North Texas, St. Peter's and Oakland.
That's the shocking part that Cal didn't, couldn't see the fan base being upset. Yeah, here in Kentucky, and you lose to those teams in the tournament, yeah.
The first round, he had to have an idea. That's Matt said that he Matt said that they were shocked by the animosity that the fan base had towards him. He thought like he had done enough and built. Purdue lost North Texas, but either way, yeah.
St. Peter's and Oakland two out of three years. Oh, and Wikipedia is already updated. Uh. Nate Oates is the head coach at university in Kentucky.
That's good enough for me. Damn, I can't wait to see what happens. All right, let's kick it to ourselves.
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And we're down to two. The road ends here. PFT it does. Yeah, we got purdue.
We got Uconn.
We got Zach Eady, we got Klingon, we have an interview with Fanta. He shed light on this. But it's the first time two seven footers have been on the court on opposite teams. In the modern era, yes.
The biggest game ever, the biggest game ever, I don't think we've ever.
Sat farther apart for a podcast. This is very awkward. Yeah, no, it's. It's weird. It just started, like, shouting across the room to you, yeah.
No cans on or anything. Great job Max. What's up PFT? I'm doing pretty good, yeah.
What'd you say you want to, you want to do?
You want to do the podcast, what?
Yeah, I actually, we should start out by saying, Are we sure Caitlin Clark is actually good? Ooh, Bust can't win the, can't win the big one.
Yeah, that game was crazy, the Championship game. Uh. Shout out Don Staley for giving a shout out.
Yep, no, free. Shout out, shout out. Don Staley. shout out for giving Caitlin Clark a shout out.
Appreciate that? Uh, yeah, South Carolina turns out really good at basketball. Yeah, Caitlin Clark.
Maybe the best first quarter that she could possibly have, and then she was just out of gas by the end of it and the game. So South Carolina, did you know they've only lost three games in the last three years?
Yeah, they, they're 109 and three the only game they had lost in the.
Last two years was the game to Iowa in the final four last year. Yeah, wild. But Caitlin Clark is ends her college career going out with just everyone in the world hating her for some.
Reason or having an. I feel like so many people started to hate on her that it there was backlash to the backlash. Now, where it's like, Caitlin Clark is good, it's actually perfect because you have. You have the old heads. WNBA complaining about the young people being like, Oh, the kids today can't play like we used to play. Bob Ryan being like, Yeah, players are much better in my day.
It's, I think that's just a natural thing in sports, we're just seeing it on the woman's.
Yeah, Diana Taurasi, I think, wants to, like assault. Caitlin Clark shows up to the WNBA. But yeah, it was. It was a weird like ending, cause she's obviously done so much for the women's game. There were crazy ratings on Friday.
I'm sure crazy ratings for today's game. What's your number? Oh, I got 20 mil, exactly. Oh, I think it's gonna be less than that. I'm going to say 17, 17 mil, 17 mil.
But yeah, it was weird, like the hate that she was getting from all the WNBA players. New, yeah, but I guess they just don't like, you know, the young buck on the scene.
I guess she, she attracts so much attention. But I want to see it expand, I want to see like female hockey players being like female basketball players are soft as shit. They don't, they don't.
Play like we play, get it all the way there. Yeah, but yeah, so we're. We're here in Arizona. We went to the game on Saturday, Uh, why don't we talk about the games?
Purdue beats N.C. State. Uh, N.C. state played some of the worst basketball I've watched. Uh, but nothing to take away from Purdue, Purdue like. But I think if you told N.C. State fans before that game, Purdue only was going to score 63 points. They would have been like, Oh, we have a real shot at this. Uh, Purdue's just too good.
They, they. Their defense was great, I also think, and not making excuses. As soon as Michael O'Connell, the point guard for N.C. State, went down with that injury, their offense, basically, like, was erased. Yeah, it was tough, especially the start of the second.
Half. It seemed like neither team wanted to make a shot, but there was, um, there was a moment when the game started where it was. It was DJ Burns against Zach Eadie for a little bit, and we're like, how's this going to work out? DJ learned pretty quickly that you can't spin around Zach Eadie, Yes.
He's too wide, his arms go too long. He did a couple of those spin moves, which gets you around almost anybody else in the game. And then he picks up his dribble and he's like, Oh shit, Zach Eadie's here too.
Yes, he's on both sides of me. And Zach Eadie scored 20 points.
Only two free throws, so shout out. I know that Purdue fans hate the discourse that was, I mean, they were, just they were better than N.C. State and N.C. State. Like, what an insane run that, you know, our guy Quiggs was, was with us.
Diehard, N.C. State fan That is one of those things that if you're a sports fan, even though it didn't end well, you'll remember that run. From the ACC Championship all the way to the final four, forever, you had a great tournament. The story?
Of this game was like, N.C. State make a mid range jump shot challenge impossible. Yeah, they just couldn't hit anything, and then, yeah, you're right. He did not get to the foul line a lot, but the two foul shots he had were the most upsetting foul shots, I think in the history of basketball. Because there was no whistle for the media timeout.
So it was a double media timeout. Oh wow, so Eadie goes up there and he shoots. They come out of a media timeout. He shoots one foul shot. boom media timeout again, you had one foul shot in between.
Commercial break. Disgusting. It was disgusting for the sport, for the youngsters. disgusting. Uh, but yeah, purdue.
I mean, I think they can, absolutely. I know they're seven point dogs, but they have. They have the best chance against Uconn in terms of what they have like on the floor card. Play. Eadie just being a monster. And I do. I W. I would have liked to see that, that Michael O'Connell injury like the N.C. state run. He was the one who hit that three against Virginia. The offense running through him let them kind of play a little more free and then he just. I feel like every single year at the final four, they do the video showing how cool it is that they painted this court.
And then someone gets injured right away, and that was like a phantom floor injury. He only ended up playing 12 minutes. I think Purdue wins no matter what, but you could tell that they're off. N.C. State's offense was in a big funk after that.
Yeah, it was like anytime N.C. State made one three pointer, it was like, Oh, maybe they're back, maybe they're all going to go in. But it was never close.
Also, we should, uh, I Zach Eadie be like, well-played he, he revealed on Friday press conference. To basically get everyone to be like. I actually feel bad for Zach Eadie that the laws don't let him make money in the Nil. Because he's a Canadian, uh, he's from Canada and he's on a green card, that's crazy. Zach Eadie. I actually like him now. A fan of you because you were right.
You missed out on a lot of money. oh, a ton of money, actually, some, some student.
At Purdue should marry him, become a citizen, then he makes all the money, just like pay, pay the girl, $10,000, marry me, okay, now a millionaire.
Yeah, instantly. yeah, but that's.
That sucks for him, and when he when he played it perfectly. Cause I didn't know that until he said it on Friday. And then immediately, everyone's like, the discourse changes, like.
Wait, Zach, he's getting screwed. I saw somebody said that there's a. There's like an nil collective that might be able to give him money through a loophole, so he might be making some money, but he's not making, like official nil money. Anybody else would have been raking it in.
He's having one of the best tournament runs of all time, yeah, and he's been a star. He was a back-to-back national player of the year. Zach Eadie you deserve some money.
Yeah, I just.
It's always like it can be frustrating at times watching him play. But just thinking about, Okay, we get to watch Zach Eadie go up against DJ Burns, that was fun. Yeah, now we're like, Okay, we get to watch Zach Eadie play against another seven footer, that's, I just like watching seven footers be matched up against other people playing basketball.
Yeah, and let's enjoy this game.
Because there I've listen, I've said my things about Purdue, I everyone knows where I stand. I've never said that. Zach Eadie's not good at basketball, He's really good at basketball, I've noticed, though.
The new trend is, well, he's going to suck in the N.BA, who cares? Yeah, no one. Like, there's a lot of college players that, I mean, we watch. During the halftime of the second game, they had the Olympic three-on-three game and Jim Irfurdet was playing.
And I was like, this has got to be this like. I know that he's playing in the Olympics, but still, Jim Irfurdet probably didn't think this was how he's going to get to a final four. The the, uh, this guy's.
Going to stink in the NBA guy is the same guy as the after taxes guy, yeah, same cut from the same.
Yeah, I'd be like, Oh well, he's making 20 million a year, but agents fees, taxes, probably clearing 10. Such a good point. It is the same person, same exact guy. Uh, so yeah, purdue in the final.
And then we had Uconn. Bama played an almost perfect half of basketball in the first half offensively, but they, they did everything they needed to do. They were shooting 70 from three and they were down four, and that's just how good UConn is. And UConn. Like Dan Hurley said afterwards, they knew that Bama was going to make their threes.
Their entire defensive strategy was just don't let them take 40 of them, and that's what they did. They ran them off the line. They were, they were switching on every, or they were fighting through screens, switching on everything when they needed to. It was defensively Uconn like.
The stats show that Bama shot well, but they shot so many less threes and they wanted to shoot. And that was kind of the name of the game. Is like, you can make those, but you're not going to get to shoot. 43, Yeah, and then Uconn.
Was just physically dominant on them. Later, they did the step on the throat, stomped on their throat, it felt like it fit.
What was it? 56-56? It was 56-56, they had 12 minutes left and then and then it was just all Uconn.
And from that point on, it was like, this is very obvious, who's going to win this game? It did. We did get one of the saddest moments, I think, in college basketball history. The N.C. State mascot and the UConn mascot. Hugging it out, the the two dogs.
The Uconn mascots head came off, which was very weird to see, but it was, I think everyone had a.
Little tear in their eye watching that, Yeah, it was, that was what. That's what's all about sportsmanship between mascots. I have some crazy UConn stats for you. UConn was the first to score 69 last night.
They have now won 110 straight games, where they reached 69 before their opponent. This is from No. Escalators is a great follow. And then also, UConn has won 18 consecutive neutral site games by double digits. It's insane, it's pretty. The St.
John's They Pete St. John's the Big East Tournament by five, but that was semi-neutral because it was in New York. That's actually how it's like classified semi-neutral game. But it's pretty crazy. The run they've been on, they just have an answer to everything.
And I, I honestly think that, like Purdue, scares me. But Uconn's guards are so much bigger than every other team's, especially. I mean, they're bigger than produce. And like they play so physical and they rebound, so, like, even the guards rebound well. And they just, they're just a well-oiled machine. Like they never, they never flinch. And they're always just like, we're going to run our stuff and it's going to beat you. Maybe it will take a little bit of time.
Alabama played them tougher than probably anyone's played them in the tournament since the Iona first half in the first round last year. But that was, yeah, I mean, that's what Uconn does. They're just they're a machine.
How about Cam Spencer just being able to rebound, do everything I did have. There was one tweet that made me laugh very hard. Last night. Max was watching the game, he had a couple of cocktails in them, and he said, If Cam, if Cam Spencer played at Duke, he would be the national devil.
I like that phrase, Yeah, the national devil. What do you mean by that? He would just.
Be like the most hated Duke guy. I agree with that. There's something about it. He has a very hateable face. He also crushed Nova every time we played him.
I like him a lot, I hate him so.
Much, Yeah, I think. I think if Colick played at Duke, he would be the national devil. He's just.
A kid, he's like, 20, 21, 22. He also. Uconn had all five starters in double digits. I feel like.
They do that every game, it's crazy, yeah, and they've got depth off the bench too. They have, they have every. They're inevitable.
And then, uh, coach Hurley won the Naismith Coach of the Year Award today. I think that's a trick by college basketball to be like, Okay, we're going to, we're going to gas them up so hard. So he takes his foot off the pedal tomorrow. Yeah, it's classic NCAA going against coach and now they're giving him an award for being the best coach.
Yeah, now they get sleep, yep, they get their circadian rhythm. Well, until the eclipse, until the eclipse, that's going to fuck them up.
The Eclipse is probably doing something against Hurley, too. We have just two awards for every cause. I think Kelvin Sampson, one coach of the year, too. Oh, yeah, yeah.
There's just two awards for everything.
Make it, make it easy for us to understand we're dumb. Yeah, I saw that, I saw that Hurley.
Won that and I was like, Wait, didn't we announce this a second ago? I think this was Naismith, whatever, whatever difference. The Naismith Award, Yeah. Kelvin Sampson won the Associated Press Coach of the Year. Okay?
From the Journos? Yeah, from the Journos who don't know ball.
That's a fact. Uh, if if UConn wins, are we ready to have the discussion that UConn is ruining?
Basketball, well, too good. It's pretty crazy. If UConn wins this game, they will have more titles in Indiana and Duke, they will be third all time.
UCLA has 11.
Kentucky has eight, Uconn would have six, and all six would have been in the last 25 years. It's been a pretty good run. It's insane.
And they also go, they've gone. This is their seventh final four, so there's only one time they've gone to a final four that they haven't won at all. They've also never been to.
A championship game that they didn't win. I think you could make the argument that Uconn basketball fans are probably the most spoiled sports fans in the world. Because not only you root for UConn, you probably root for the Celtics hank, you probably root for the Patriots, probably root for the Bruins, maybe the Yankees. You've had a really good run. If you're a Uconn fan, Uconn is pretty split, though.
Like, there's a it's probably, I don't know, 60, 40.
Yeah, like Western Connecticut, they're New York, they commute there.
They fly there on their.
Helicopters to trade stocks in the morning. Yeah, and it probably feels nice for the Mets fans that are Uconn fans. Yeah, you deserve that.
Yeah, you definitely deserve that, but it's crazy, the run they bet on, and yeah, they they would be. I mean to think that UConn could have more national titles than Duke and Indiana, and they've only done it in the last since 99 was their first.
One, It's crazy. We gave them their blue blood last year. Yeah, your blue blue blood.
And I.
I don't know, maybe I'm biased here because I liked Dan Hurley a lot. I've liked him for a very long time. And obviously I have money invested in Uconn this year. But are they?
Hateable to outside of the Big East fans, I think they're, if they win this, they become annoying. Yeah, it's like, these motherfuckers, they just reload again, they're not there.
I was.
I was thinking about it because, like, Duke obviously is hateable for all the Duke reasons, but it's also because Duke is always there. Like they always. They go to a bunch of final fours, all that stuff, Uconn just goes to final fours and wins them. You know what I mean? Like the fact that they've only been to seven and they've won, they've won five, going for their six on Monday night.
Like, Duke goes there and is always in the mix, like Uconn even has had that. They when they were in the AA.C. or whatever the fuck it was called, they were bad for a while, like Duke's never really bad. UNC is never really that bad.
Kansas like, that's so. I feel like the hateable nature of them isn't all the way turned up because also they beat Duke sometimes. Yeah, that's true, then everyone's 99, that's good.
Duke was The Duke was like, the best team ever.
To win, not win a championship, yeah. And have they beaten any really, really likable teams on this run that they've been on on this run? yeah.
Like, they, there's not a lot of people rooting against them, right? And I feel like people don't watch as much UConn as they would watch, like Uconn's not shoved down your throat. On a national, national scale, yeah.
I mean, they have a bias against them, they have a bias against them. So you don't get overloaded, you don't get fatigued from them. Until the tournament, and even when the tournament happens, they have such big blowouts that people don't really watch that many of their.
Games Yeah, so Max, this whole part of the show just make you sick to your stomach. Okay, that's a good answer.
Jake, how was the game from Press Row? We saw you in your suit.
Oh, you were so pumped up for the wedgie. Oh, we saw we were watching you take a picture of.
The wedgie? Yeah, it was awesome, a really cool experience. Thank you to the NCAA for credentialing us.
I'll be back tonight. Fuck the NCAA.
Yeah, you're pieces of shit. Well, me individually, I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but, but do fuck the NCAA because we don't like the NCAA. But yeah, yeah. But it was really cool, I got some good interviews.
Afterwards got Hurley, he said that he'll do it all the time. Yeah, he'll come on the.
Show all the time it means winning. Yup, I saw you ask the guy that shot the wedgie about the.
Wedgie He was overwhelmed by that question. I don't. I did this last year with Marquis Noel. I think it was they hate wedgies because they take it as such a thing of embarrassment, yeah.
Well, I think almost everyone hates wedgies except you and Ian Eagle and Ian Eagle. Yeah, he loves it, too.
How was he? Did you listen? I saw some highlights back, but oh, you got to go back and watch the tape. He was built for it.
Yeah, yeah, because I was there, but yeah, he's the best. Tim and Raf three have great chemistry. Grand Hill.
Tracy Wolfson had to use like a mini ladder. That was funny, she didn't. For Zach Edian, it was crazy watching.
Yeah, like she was basically at his belly button. Yeah, so it was really cool and excited to run it back tonight, yeah.
So you got your picture too in mid court, yeah, of that annual tradition, yeah.
It's it was nice to see. We were literally just watching you on Press row. They did you guys dirty with the seats. Oh, I appreciate them doing, yeah.
But let's be honest, like if I were, those were shitty seats. They put you guys like behind the basket, like all the way up. Yeah, but we had some great access. Did you see Jim Nance?
I did I. It was weird seeing him in street clothes, what was he wearing? He was just wearing like a shirt and like a jacket. Fucking wild.
Yeah, like, have you ever seen him not wearing a full suit and tie? Yeah, they showed him in the Houston game, yeah.
That he didn't go to, he didn't go to the one that Tony Romo was at. Yeah, that's right.
It was a duke Houston, right? Yeah, he didn't go to that one, he went to the one before. That's really interesting.
Very interesting because Romo was there and he, you thought you would think that they'd be good friends, correct, not, huh?
They're not, yeah, I. I would be a little bit weirded out not seeing a tie in Jim Nance. I'll give you that, Jake, yeah.
Like, I assume the Jim Nance sleeps and showers in his suit. And we're not going to get the tie thing this year. Yeah, that's really sad. Uh, do you think? yeah?
You think he was commentating the game as it was going on in his head? For sure? Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, definitely, I saw Jay Wright.
Yeah, yeah, he was right in front of us. What was the food like? Uh, food was good.
It was, uh, Mexican, and then pretzels, and then a bunch of sodas. What was the bathroom situation? Like? Fine, oh, that's bad, that's saying fine is the worst thing you can say about it.
Pass fail.
PasS Did they have enough water? Well, they're trying to dry you out, Jake, They do, they're in.
The desert cups are bust, so you can't, you have to go back to the cooler. Oh wow, fill it.
Bottles discuss, so I won't let her go back every media time out and fill up my water cup. And then you had to go to the bad, the just fine bathrooms, yeah.
Damn, it's tough, hank.
How'd you like the games? I had fun. Yeah, good time I, I kind of I was.
I was hoping for a close game, but yeah, excited for tonight, I know they weren't.
I mean, the the Bama Yukon game was close, ish, yeah, it was 12 minutes, and then Yukon was just, yeah. Tonight does have the feeling of like this could be an all time classic.
I hope it's.
I hope it's close we need, we deserve. America deserves a close title game. I agree with that.
We got spoiled the last two years of the final four, we had Duke UNC coach K's last game, and last year we had a buzzer beater. Oh yeah.
We did have a buzzer beater, we forgot about that.
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Talk about, I mean, all the pitchers are hurt. Yeah, everyone's getting it. What did I tell? Jeff Passon? Yeah, give these guys preemptive Tommy John.
The, uh, it's very funny, though, because the the.
Story now is that the pitch clock is the culprit. Uh, when it doesn't seem like the data backs that up at all. Because if you look at Tommy John's, like the Tommy John surgery rise, it's been on a.
Steady rise the last like 10 years. It might be the fact that guys are throwing like 102 miles per.
Hour, and guys are and guys are learning how to throw 90 miles an hour in high school. And all their arms are fucked by the time they get to MLB. But I don't think, I don't think a 22nd verse.
32nd delay in between pitches is going to make guys arms fall off, right? But it is like now.
This is like it feels like strike, while the iron's hot. They're trying to get it, they're trying to get the pitch clock gone. Because you had Shane Beaver Strider, Yeah, uh, everyone's.
Getting hurt, all the good guys. I blame the uniforms. I think the uniforms probably have something to do with it, right? Fanatics did it again.
This is definitely fanatics blame it on.
Them, Uh, okay, what else do we have from the final four? Anything else? I mean, it was. It's been a good, it's been a good trip.
I'm very excited we have a bunch of Masters stuff coming up this week with Max and Brooks, a bunch of other people. Any other notes from the final four? No, it's been fun, Oh sure.
What happened with Show Hayes? Uh, home run ball, the woman.
Yeah, somebody got got scammed from it, but did she make her money back? I don't know what you do.
She caught his first home run ball as a dodger. And then she got a couple of things and the story came out and she was like, No. They basically, like, put me in a room and pressured me to give the ball back. So I guess Show is just a bad guy all around. No, they always do that. People are so bad at negotiating.
You gotta, you gotta listen to Ravel. Ravel always has a has. Like, whenever someone catches a big ball, he's like, first thing I would do is leave the stadium. You have an exit.
Strategy first, plan. When you get in there, think about what you would do with that ball.
Document it, leave the stadium, get get in touch with the lawyer immediately. I would just piss on.
It and be like, no one's going to want it. If I peed all over it. That's a good strategy ball.
Rolling around Yeah, Um, I. yeah. I don't think anything else besides this like this has been. It's been Final four weekend wrestlemania happened.
Yeah, I didn't watch, I didn't either.
I saw Jason Kelsey was there doing something, the rock one, maybe coming back, I didn't realize the.
Rock was a heel. Yeah, he, he went heel, cause everyone loves Cody Rhodes. So this has been like the last three months has been the rock. Everyone's like, No, not, not the rock.
Yeah, our guy TJ had it up on press row and I was watching for a second. I was like, Oh my God, wait, TJ was on. It was credentialed, yeah.
Because we were supposed to do the Titus show and Titus got sick, so we're going to do it tonight. Okay, wait. So he was watching wrestling instead of the final four.
No, he's multitasking. Interesting. We'll have to look into the credentials there. The rock was me in the Philly, too. What'd he say?
What'd he say? He showed up late to an event? Um, I think he showed up like two hours late and like, people are filming him. Like, motherfucking him because he showed up so late. And he was like, Sorry, I was just watching highlights of Jalen Hurts lose in the playoffs. It's just weird seeing him as a bad guy. I've never thought I'd see that day.
I got I feel like him and John Cena were like the Untouchables.
They need a local hero to come back and throw a big event.
Oh, I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a. I got a headline for you. Dodgers. Make peace with fans who caught Shohei Ohtani ball will review process. Okay, sounds like they fucked up.
So it sounds like they, yeah, they. They took this woman into a room and then just basically made her give up the ball. Yeah, she exchanged the ball for two signed hats, a signed ball and a signed bat. An auction house told the Athletic that the ball would be worth at least a hundred thousand dollars. Damn.
Yep, who buys that shit? Revell? Yeah, 100%.
Those people.
Definitely buy it, and they're like, show, hey, it'd be funny if they bought it. And then, well, would it go up if he got suspended for life? Yeah, if that's his last home run ball ever hit.
Only home run ball for the Dodgers. Yeah, that'd be worth a ton of money. Another one, though, uh, every this year he was. He looked pretty happy, you know, going to Wrigley with the sports book attached to it.
Yeah, interesting, Yeah, he looked pretty happy. Uh, all right, let's do Who's back of the week? and then we'll get to John Fanta.
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Hank, I was back in the week, was Tom and John? Sorry, what'd you want to say about it? You as a former pitcher? It's back, yeah.
You gotta, we gotta watch out for the sliders.
I spoke with, Uh, our, we'll have them on later this year. I spoke with our good friend Dan Heron, cause I was like, what's going on? He's like, it's just like everyone's obsessed with philosophy.
Kind of what Jeff Passan was saying, like, everyone just looking at the numbers, being like, you got to throw a hundred, you got to throw a hundred. And arms are just getting pushed to this max at an early age and everyone's destroying. Is it the sweeper? It might be the sweeper cause.
We didn't talk about the sweeper pitch until, like, five years ago. now everyone's got a sweeper now. Tommy John's up arms aren't supposed to throw that. Maybe the eclipse has something to do with it.
Yeah, bring back the Greg Maddux's of the world, yeah, the nerds, yeah.
92 on the Black.
Gets them out location is just as good as is a hundred in my game. Yeah, low seventies.
Accuracy low. Seven All Ephesus, Uh, and then my other who's back was the Fourth dimension. But we'll, we'll get to that. Oh yeah, we'll talk about the eclipse. I'll give you another free.
Who's back? Hank Angel Hernandez? Oh yeah, had a great call today, right down the middle.
One, one of the No. No. I was talking about the strike that he called. So the pitcher stepped off the mound and then step back on, didn't even look at the batter through a pitch. It was like two inches high.
He called it a strike. Yeah, yeah, he's he's he.
He's the best, yeah. I mean, like Joe West retired, we needed a guy who can just make it all about.
Himself, that's him, and I love how defensive he gets, like he's never made a wrong call in his.
Life, Yeah, he's the best. Also. The snow baseball rocked Pittsburgh, yeah.
That was awesome that.
Is good. I love snow baseball. Okay, pft, uh, my who's back of the week is pup punk?
Oh so, exclusive announcement here. I think we're putting this public, uh, later on in the day on Monday, but I'm excited about it, really pumped. We're doing a a summer concert mini tour this summer, it's the Pup Punk Off the Leash Pink Whitney Tour.
And first date is in Chicago, right? Chicago. May 31st, Joe's on weed, and then in August, we're going August 2nd, Columbus, Uh, at Scully's Saturday, August 3rd, Nashville at the Barstool Bar Friday, August 30th in D.C. at Union stage.
And then Saturday, August 31st, Philly at Underground Arts. And so, I know, for at least the Chicago one. We're going to get some people from the office to come out and sing some songs with us. I've asked Big Cat if he can do it. Uh, Max, I believe, is down to sing a song too, so Max, you have to figure out a song.
If you want to do shallow, I can play guitar. Can you? you have?
True, he does have guitar down. What would you want to sing, Max? I don't know, I'd have to think about it.
First of the month. Nope, I want to do tequila. Okay, yeah.
Be great, that's well, that's memes. Yeah, that is memes beer.
Worst show ever? Probably going to get him fired. Uh, Mr. Pair, I'll make memes come out on stages.
Do Acapella? Yeah, uh, all right, my who's back is, um, the world ending. So PFT and I both got a text message from our friend Jersey Jerry on Saturday night during the Games.
Uh, and it read. I suggest you take out all your money out of your bank and stop using credit cards for the next few months. Until I can give you the green light again. We will be under a cyber tax sooner rather than later. Just looking out, I'm in communication with a very important person for one of, if not the biggest, software companies in the.
World So sounds like we're fucked. Yeah, no, Jerry's got the inside intel right now. I tried to get the actual company out of it and he, I said, What company?
This seems bad, he says. I can't say, bro, he's a multimillionaire, I think wealthier than Dave. Oh yeah.
I just can't say his name. I'm sorry, take all your money out of the bank, I'm telling you, I, I don't, I think I trust.
JERRY Yeah, I mean, he gets a lot of his news from Tik Tok. Uh, I'd say all of it, yeah.
All of it, and he even sorts sources it that way, saying, Did you see that article on Tik Tok? Um, and he did sit next to someone on a plane that told him this information. He also has been telling me for a while now that right before the election, they're going to shut down the banks and make everyone get a chip to take their money out. Uh, so yeah, I think we're, I think we're in trouble.
Guys, I think this is a bad, bad scene, I think we're in deep, deep shit. I asked him to send me a link to some of the theories that he's been reading. And then he just sent me a screenshot of a text that he sent to Erica.
Oh, so that that was his link. Okay, all right, Jake, um.
My who's back is crazy injuries. We had a wild finish on the PGA Tour this week. Uh, Akshay Batia. He made a pot on the 72nd hole to force a playoff and he fist pumps so hard he dislocated his shoulder. Oh, it was like Tony Finau popped it back in and won in a playoff and got his ticket.
To Augusta, it was the last open spot in Augusta that he won. Holy shit, so good for him, but yeah, it was very funny watching him.
It's such a it's such a funny golfer nerd injury to just like.
I've never celebrated in my life that hard. Wait, he didn't, he didn't like, did he pound somewhere? he just. he just no, he just just like, did it himself. This was the final putt to force a playoff. Oh, no.
That's that wasn't even that hard.
Jesus, I'm excited for the master. Yeah, it's going to be incredible, also excited for our mini golf tournament. You want to plug that real?
Quick hank Uh, yeah, two, two day, four round mini golf tournament. It's going to be live, no editing necessary.
Uh, Wednesday, all day and night, Thursday after Masters coverage. Yeah, big field, a lot of competition. A lot of questions about how deep the holes are, so we're going to find out, Do you know the answer to how deep the hole is?
No, I was, it was a Jeff Delos. The first thing he said to me, he was like, How deep are these holes? And I was like, That's a fair question that I don't. I don't know the answer to. I think that's such a Jeff Delos. I think they're normal depth.
Apparently it makes a difference. What, what depth, the holes.
Are, Yeah, it makes sense, okay? Also, shout out Billy for getting the enough signatures to be on.
The ballot, Yeah, Billy is officially running for Congress now, so credit to him, we've still.
Got to figure out this Jim Toes hardcore common sense issue. I think it's pretty simple, I think.
You just you go. mega common sense, yeah, mega hardcore common sense, yeah.
Common sense, squared.
So much common sense, we're going to make you puke out, common sense. Yeah, no, I'm I think I am rooting for Billy now. Oh, Billy should actually go on a like much publicized Iowasca trip, but not Iowasca. It's just common sense.
Yeah, he's got a shaman who just gives him.
All the common sense and he pukes it out. You should go on stage with a beer bong, that just.
Has common sense on the side, just chugging he should, he should boost some common sense, yeah, if he wants to really get it.
Does he have any more interviews lined up? He did, too, he did.
Two on, Uh, on Thursday, the second one that he did. I realized Billy's got a chance to win. The man is a natural politician. At the end of the interview, when he reached over, shook the guy's hand and his eyes, he did the smile eyes that politicians do, and I was like, Fuck Billy.
Actually, this is this might be what Billy was born to do. Yeah, I mean, he, he does bullshit.
With the best of them, so he's perfect. And I said it on Friday. But like word of state in American politics, I think Billy's actually a pretty good option. Yeah, I would be scary to say, but I I kind of believe it, I would agree with. Close to indoor.
I still want to see what Jim Toes hardcore common sense looks like, and then I'll fully endorse when Billy was first announcing.
This plan, we're like, wait, Billy, Uh, don't you have to, like, live right there in that district? He's like, Well, I lost my virginity there, so that's, that's a pretty good reason, yeah.
That's.
Perfect, that's as good a reason as any. Yeah, um, all right, let's get to John Fanta. We'll talk some more.
Monday night Championship game, No joke. I think I might have a cane soft problem. I was raising canes the other day, getting my box combo with extra sauce on the side. Like usual, I have an order.
When I eat my canes, it goes crinkle. Cut fries, chicken fingers, the Texas toast and finish strong with the slaw. So I start eating and before I know it, I'm scraping the bottom of my sauce and I wasn't even done with my fries yet.
This habit is escalating, and I'm 100 here for it. Dip into canes. Get extra sauce for me, please. Okay, here he is, John Fanta.
Okay.
We now welcome on one of our favorite guests in the entire world it is Johnny Fanta live in person. We knew we had to get you in person at the final four. Uh, where should we start?
I mean, the theater, the drama. What was your speech? I loved it, anything you do, I just love watching. What did you say?
What'd you say in the bowels of the of the?
Stadium last night, it's theater, it's fate, it's destiny. This is what you sign up for when you start the marathon in November.
For the hardcore junkies who are sweating out, uh, the 38 and a half point dog in a buy game, this is what they live for now. On Monday night. And it might've lived for that, too. But we start the marathon in early November. And you hope, in this tournament of utter chaos that you get a good final. This isn't a good final, this is an all time final.
This is the first time that we have multiple seven foot starters in a national championship game since Patrick Ewing versus Hakeem Olajuwon in 1984.
This is a title game. 40 years in the making. Purdue fans have waited their entire lives for this moment. For Uconn fans, it's another year.
Yeah, and then obviously the story of of whoever ends up winning. You have maybe one of the best basketball teams ever if UConn can do it. Like the stretch that they've been on and then Purdue trying to respond from, Uh, from getting bounced last year in the first.
Round Yeah, let's see the big picture, cause I would say, if Dan Hurley wins this, yes. That's the best two years of a coach of all time. Just because we haven't had a back-to-back since Florida.
You obviously had back-to-backs earlier in college basketball history when guys stayed for a long time. But he will go if he can win. On Monday, he'll go back to back after losing 75 of his points from the year before and changing over pretty much the whole entire roster.
It's all time stuff. You will have one each NCAA tournament game. If if you win this game in commanding fashion, if they win this game in commanding fashion, which I do think is possible. I know a lot of people are are saying one possession, two possession game, I hope we get there.
But the reason why I'm skeptical is because we thought that we would have gotten there multiple times. On this 11 game run over the last two NCAA tournaments for UConn and they have won 11 straight tournament games by at least 13 points 18 18 straight. Uh, uh, neutral site or?
Away site or neutral site games that they've won by double digits. It's crazy, and I thought.
Alabama talking with some UConn staff members earlier today. I'm like, So what'd you think? And they're like, Well, Alabama played even better than we thought they would play. They shot eight for 11 from three in the first half. Mark Sears didn't miss a shot and they were still down by four.
Yeah, that's how scary good UConn is. And I just think. Not only would Dan Hurley complete the ultimate two-year run, but in a sport that lost some of its biggest faces, if he wins the championship tomorrow. The idea that when people throw out Bill Self or Tom Izzo or Mark Few, it's not that I'm not listening. Hurley would put himself as the coaching face.
Of college basketball, Yeah, I would agree with that 100. You couldn't make an argument against it. What he's done has been, it's been incredible. Especially like, you know, like we said, in this era, they just reloaded, they got, they got better.
So you can make the argument that this this team would actually put it that way, this team against last year's Uconn team.
What's the spread on that game? Wow, I would say this team by three, it'd be tight, but I think with this year's team. To me, Tristan Newton's level of consistency throughout the whole season makes me believe even more. Newton Newton did not have a great year last year.
He had a good season, he's had a great season this year, he's been so consistent. It's like last year never ended when this Uconn season started. And, as you said, they lose five of their top eight players from last year's team.
I think that when you combine that with Alex Carabin being another year older, with Stefan Castle being a one and done freshman who has now emerged, you can't just play off Castle. No, they tried, yeah, they try. Alabama tried that, and he made them pay, he took that personally.
He did, yeah, I think the other thing is. What makes me put this year's team as a favorite is that Cam Spencer is just insane. He's a mini Hurley, he's a mini Hurley.
He's wired differently. I was talking to him about tomorrow, I said, So what will you do? I go when you get 10 minutes back in the hotel room, what app will you go on on your phone? And he goes, I'm going to watch more film.
He goes, I'm going to watch more film, you're a player, this guy's in bed watching.
More film of Purdue. It's crazy, and his tenacity, too, the way he was getting rebounds, just crazy.
That guy doesn't quit, he is wired. It's as if Dan Hurley made a human out of his image and likeness, besides his son, who he made in reality. 42-0. By the way, when Andrew Hurley gets in the game, it's probably the best note in the business right now.
You should start, you should put that.
Out there, yeah. We talked to him last week and we asked him, Why don't you start? He needs to take a shot, let your son take a shot.
That's all I'm saying. And Donovan Clingan has been just insane, like what he does. And that's why tomorrow night's going to be, or tonight is going to be so great because it's Edy versus Cling. Now, on the Purdue side, it's just as good. A compelling story because you have a team that lost to a 16 seed last year, trying to, you know, get revenge for that.
And also Purdue as a school. They are number one in the in N.C.A.A basketball for wins in the tournament without a championship. If they win this one. It's like everything gets erased. And the Matt Painter and Zach Edy and Zach Edy goes down as one of the greatest college basketball players of all time. It's crazy how much like, how many, how many storylines are on.
Both sides, yes, a first national championship, all time glory in West Lafayette. And for the Big 10, yeah, we talk every year about the Big 10 and their title drought, and we and the Big 10 gets a bad rap as a result.
But at the end of the day, you have to show it in hardware, you know? If UConn wins this championship, the Big East will have had four of the last eight national championships, the ACC has two and the Big 12 has two. That's it. So for me, this is massive for Purdue. Because you do not know. First off, you're never going to have a player like you've got inside.
They don't make, there's not a carbon copy, Purdue will figure out.
A way they actually do have a freshman, I think, seven feet, Matt Painter. just he's got a thing for tall guys. It is smart.
I mean, he's Zach Eady, he's been discussed a million times. He is really fucking good at basketball and been dominant this run. Yes, he's been unbelievable.
I just think in this current climate, where everything changes in the off season, I mean, it's utter ridiculousness. Right now, I'm doing a way too early top 25 for next season. I'm throwing darts at the wall because you just have to with some of the roster management, who's your 19th team?
Oh God, um, I think I've got UCLA, okay, that makes sense. I like, I like Nick to bounce back.
Okay, Cronin's not having too bad, but not bounce back too much. 19 19. Miami's in the mix there to BYU. I don't think Mark Pope's getting undersold head in the next season. You know, I've got more to call on it, more to come.
Don't want to give away the whole way.
Connecticut Okay, smart, you know, I also have that. I'm not, I'm not getting fooled again.
I'm not giving Hurley a chip on the shoulder this time, I'm putting the number one because someone's going to have to take it from you. Yeah, take that title.
It's like the in the spirit of wrestlemania, it's like the belt. Yeah, at this point now, Connecticut has that belt. And and on Monday night, Purdue is coming with their briefcase. And this is their chance, this is their chance.
Rips off like four or five WWE promos, a podcast appearance. I love it every time.
I think that this will be something that we remember, this Clash of the Titans. And for Purdue if Purdue wins this game, which I do not think that they will, but they absolutely can't like.
They have the recipe that could potentially beat Yukon, like every other team I've seen on Yukon's way. It's like their Alabama last night. They had to shoot, they had to shoot 60 from three, and they also had to shoot like 43. They only got like 20 off. Because that was obviously what Yukon's plan was like. Do you? Purdue is the only team that has at least the the when you look at.
It could match up with Yukon, I think a lot of people want to say with Yukon, well, we'll make them shoot threes and that's how we'll beat them. It's not just as simple as that. You've got to have paint eliminators, and Zach Eady is a paint eliminator. Just like Donovan Klingin is on the other side. How this game gets called, it's Jeffrey.
That's what I was going to ask, Jeffrey.
Anderson, Roger Ayers, Terry Oglesby All right. So what do we feel cause the the my one concern is, you go back to the last time. We had a back-to-back champion and it was Odin versus Joe Kim Noah. And they both get fouls very early in the game and it kind of ruined what should have been a similar classic game.
Can we turn fouls off tomorrow? Can we maybe, like, let both big guys have seven fouls? I just I'm so nervous that that's going to happen and and and ruin.
What we want to be a great game. I'm really nervous about it, I do not want it. The U.S. the sports fans. Nobody wants this game getting decided by foul count, I'm not even saying by free throws.
Because, look, if Eady gets hacked late in the game, or if Klingin gets hacked and it's a legit foul. And you're asking them to make two free throws, make your free throws, kids, then then look, I get it. But please, for the love of all that is holy and all that is right, can we not? Can we not be five minutes into the game and say, Well, now Donovan Klingin's got to sit for the rest of the first half? It ruins the product.
It's like loose ball, like I don't want.
Any, you know, uh, fouls, getting rebound, like, let them get rebounds, let them do that stuff, let them get a little dirty in there. I get it. I agree with you.
If you hack them, going for a.
Shot that's fine, none of the ticky tack stuff. Like when D.J. Burns committed that foul on the fast break last night, right off the bat. And you're like, well, the game, the game was bad. Oh yeah.
No, he definitely committed a foul, but at that point, every sports fan watching, that was.
Like, well, this game's probably over now and the players don't want that, right? Because if I'm a player on the team, which I very much am not, uh, but if I, Hurley could absolutely get.
A solid like three points, four rebounds out of John Fanta. I believe it Fanta checking in for.
The last 36 seconds of the game. St. Bernadette, Westlake, Ohio. Most threes made in a single game. In the Catholic Youth Organization, I made eight of them.
Whoa, how many did you shoot again? St. Ray Fields put them in a body bag 28 points. How many shoot?
Probably shot 13 that night, okay?
That's great. Are you still wet? Can you still play? I saw a clip of you shooting at Providence.
I can still shoot the basketball. Yeah, we give you 30 shots, how many you make.
Um, right now, like, just just going in blindly, I would probably say I could make 12.
We got to get you in the office. I would love I would happily come in and show off this shooting stroke. It is not a there's nothing patented about this. No, I've saw it.
It was ugly, but it went in. It doesn't. It doesn't matter, right? They don't ask you how you got there, yeah.
If the ball goes into the hoop, that's all that matters. How many, not, how? Yeah, so I could, probably I anybody could play for Dan Hurley right now.
Yeah, you could check in and give.
Something I'll give him a couple I'd hack. Zach Edie, I probably actually wouldn't have to hack.
Him, I'd probably be able to stop him. That's the thing about about Yukon, though. So if, if even clinging gets in foul trouble early, what's his name, Johnson?
Pretty good defender.
Right, so he's the X factor in the game, okay, I think we could come out of the game saying.
Samson Johnson is the man who emerged. That's why Yukon's number one in John Fanta's top early.
25.
Yeah, sometimes what happens is, you know, I'm going to take it from the wrestling to a little bit of superhero. Like to set the series up for future episodes. Yeah, a new man wearing a cape comes out of nowhere, and it feels like Samson Johnson could be that type of guy in this game.
You know why? He can run the floor, runs the floor like a deer, he can fly above the rim, he throws down some thunderous dunks. he leads Yukon in dunks.
Like, he's got over 60 dunks on the season. This kid's had a massive year in that column and I just think he causes a wrinkle. That's the that's the thing with Yukon. They answer every single question.
Yeah, I've been saying it from.
The start of the season. Every single question that you can throw at them, they have a solution for, cause they they can beat you any different way. Their guards are so much bigger than most teams guards, especially tomorrow or tonight. And they like, you throw something at them, they're like, all right, we got this.
We'll adjust, we can play this style, we can play this style, we play up, you want to play up tempo.
We'll play up tempo, want to play slow, we'll play.
Slow, they'll play. Manhattan head coach John Gallagher. I had Manhattan's game against Yukon on Black Friday earlier this season. And ahead of the game, he said You always knew, playing Dan Hurley that you had to beat him in a bar fight.
If you were going to win, you always had to. You always knew you were in for a bar fight. He goes. Now when you're facing Hurley, you've got to win a bar fight. But before that, you have to go to the library and study tirelessly. You've.
Got to beat him in a textbook war and a bar fight. It's like watching chess boxing, you ever seen that they go out there, they fight, then in between rounds, they sit down, they play chess.
For five minutes. So what is? So what is Matt Painter doing? It's a great sport I've never.
Have you played it? I've never played it, but I've watched it. We could play that when you.
Never played a game of chess in my life? Oh, really. uh, I have boxed. you never played chess?
You probably were golden gloves.
Look at that, people are watching the podcast, look at Fanta.
Throw those things around. It's just going to be a boxing match on Monday night, what?
Does Matt Painter do? If he's got to go to the if he's got to go to the library, what is his solution?
Hmm, wow, uh, I, I would. I would not reference what Brad Underwood's library visit was, cause I don't think I'm trying to think of what you could do, look, Brad Underwood was reading like.
Children's books. And then he came out and he was like, Whoops, tough, don't just read Cam Jansen.
To get ready for a hard test, remember Cam Jansen? Uh, I don't like pray, you know? But the Big East has the meatball prayers and hoops down, as we talked about last year. I just, I think you've got to, you have to say, How do I do something to get Hurley to blink, like?
I don't even know if if, and I think some coaches would totally scoff at me. But you're telling me that who's to say you're going to stop a man to man? Every trip down, nobody's been able to do that. Could you throw in a one, three one? I'm not even saying you do it often, but you just make.
Him, be like, What's going on here? you make him make an adjustment. Yes, it's in basketball, it's.
Different from football like we are, we know that the big, the big game and a football coach of head coach who does something totally unorthodox. And it comes back to bite them because they ran one fake punt or one thing that they haven't run all season long. Lifelong Browns fan here, I know the feeling where you're like, Where did that come from? That's not in the playbook.
But in basketball, it's different. Like you could try something for possession, it could go miserably wrong, and it's okay. You gave up a two or a three. I just wonder if Painter reaches into his bag and does something totally unorthodox.
I would watch, I would watch the last two years of Uconn Craydon Games, I'd watch Greg McDermott and how Craydon played, yeah.
What about? what about Edie at the point? Get clinging away from the basket, Have Edie bring the ball up. We're doing some crazy shit, let's do some crazy shit, the crowd pop.
The crowd pop of Purdue in buying the ball and Edie dribbling the ball before slowly.
Like, bounce the ball six feet in the air. What if he's like the professor he starts going between?
His legs. What if he could learn something about him? We never. He got insulted at media availability on Sunday because someone said to him, You know, you're the traditional postman, how much do you just embrace that? Where the N.B.A. the three of the best scorers three in the MVP race are all big men are all seven feet taller or larger.
And how much do you think that? That's that, you know, you're sort of throwing back the clock? He goes, whoa, whoa, he goes. I could shoot the ball, he goes, watch me shoot free throws, he goes, I can shoot the three.
He goes.
It's just what coach Painter asked me to do. Yeah, I believe it. I've been very we've had the discussion ad nauseum. I don't love watching Purdue play basketball, but anyone who diminishes what Zach Eaddy's done on this run is stupid. Bold prediction for Monday night.
Okay.
Donovan Klingon makes a three. Oh, is that coming from anywhere or just the back of your head?
He's just fancying right now. I could see, I could see, I could see. No, it just came into my mind because it was a fantasy, fantasy. Yeah, I just think Clean has has hit threes, yeah.
Not many, but I could see a high ball screen. And instead of he slips back, make them respect it. And makes and makes Edy pay for going all the way down there.
Oh man, I know what that could do. I want this to come through so bad I could actually see klingon.
Taking the ball, cause he runs the court so well, he can get up and down, like, send him on the fast break, he does. Have you found the perfect golf shoe yet?
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With Klingon is he, he does come off the court a lot, Edy does not. Edy is crazy. The amount of minutes he plays as a big man, so like those non Klingon minutes are going to be huge.
That's why.
Samson Johnson is my key to the game, I think he could prove to be big. I think the one interesting dimension to this game as well is that both point guards are coming off off nights by their standards. Braden Smith is coming off of the worst game of his college career, and Tristan Newton has had two performances in a row. That make you say, Hmm, what's going on here? He, he went three for nine from three.
He was trying to find it, he was forcing the issue a little bit. Nothing wrong with that, but I want to see which point guard ends up having the upper hand in this, Braden Smith.
He had a he had a tough first half, especially to you. He had two backcourt violations, maybe he should've had a third one in there. I think the logo was so big that they couldn't, the point guards couldn't see it, it was an it was an issue all night.
They made the logo big and everyone.
Found out he didn't score cause. Charles Barkley Yeah, that clip was tough, that was a tough moment.
For Chuck, but the other, The thing about Chuck is like, Charles Barkley can do no wrong in our world. He is rude. I was thinking about this. Is there a more liked on TV analyst in the sport?
John Fanta John Fanta, SVP, Charles Charles Barkley. It's an honor, Joe Buck, those are the.
Mount Rushmore of most guys right there, booger cam mobile Yeah, Stanford Steve.
I liked, Yeah, big time Stanford, Steve, our guy. I got some questions that aren't about tonight's game. Love it.
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I mean, there's a lot of chatter. Johnny No, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Very good source. People. A lot of people I respect on Twitter have been talking about the resignation. It was a hashtag.
It was trending, it was trending.
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