Disrespectfully - Wenches Have more Fun | Episode 16

What do you guys think Katie's having for breakfast? Do they think it's a nice, cold one, or do they think it's a Celsius?

Oh, I'm not a beer drinker, so.

Real ones, no.

Why?

I had quite the evening after Coachella, I had five loads of laundry and just, you know, getting caught up cleaning up whatever. I cleaned my bedding. It is the perfect bedding, it's warm.

Oh my god.

My duvet, I mean duvets in general, it's that's one of the seventh circles of hell having to put together a duvet. So I was already sweating like it was game six, getting the goddamn duvet cover back on my comforter, and then I just had to undo it all.

Fucking gross, but then, but then also having to, like, bathe a kitty, oh yeah.

And she has allergies right now, so I'm having to give her a weekly bath and it's already very unfun. In the tub. Screaming at me and I'm like, you did this to us, this, like, Why are you gaslighting me right now?

Just all over the bed, like, that's the worst, It's like you're like you're tired, you're in bed, you're getting cozy.

Look, I know you let the boys in bed with you, but how? So how do you feel about? Like the the arguing about that? Like, people are grossed out by it, but 99 of the time it goes well. For me, this was a one-off.

I know when people say they don't let the dog in the bed, I'm just like, So what, you make them sleep on the floor?

So what you have? what a person in your bed. No, I don't know.

When people are precious about that, it, like, really bugs me. And then I see the meme that's like, Oh, you let your dog sleep in the bedroom? Like I would let my dog drive my car like my dogs could, I would 100 let them. I kiss her on the mouth.

Yeah, I kiss her right on her stinky mouth. I don't care, I know what, what her mouth looks up, obviously, and cats normally clean themselves.

Well, sometimes when the dogs haven't been like groomed in a long time and then they go to the bathroom. And if the hair is sort of like growing over the butt, then like, when they go poop, this is really a great episode. Um, like, it just sort of gets, they get, like, what we call mud butt, you know?

Not mud butt.

And then it's like, and the worst is when it's like, it's seven o'clock in the morning. And I'm like, hungover. And then one of them gets like a mud butt and I'm like, Oh my god, all I want to do is just go for a simple walk, do the thing so I can get back in bed. But then I realized, Okay, now I got to go put you in the bath, wash your poopy butt, which is just like, not fun, it's not fun. wash washing, poop off the dog's butt, yeah.

It never happens when I'm my best self, when I've gone, when I've worked out that morning, when I have an Aeron smoothie in hand. That is not when it happens. It happens when I have been basically unable to string words together because I'm so dysfunctional after Coachella. And all I want to do is go to sleep, and I don't do well with, even with babies like.

Do diapers like when you're with your sister and the babies around, or do you let your sister do it?

Yes, I do diaper she. okay.

Oh, I see, I don't I. I couldn't tell you the last time I changed a diaper either, so just always someone more like, qualified around.

Well, Dot is like five now, so you probably did you used to change Dot's diapers?

I've never changed. No, there's always someone more qualified around to handle that.

I mean, it's, it's true, I cause most of a lot of our friends, and you know, obviously our siblings have kids. But no, I do it, but I don't do it. But like peepee diapers, no problem, and I will change a poopy diaper if I have to. But I always tell my sister, I'm like, I'm sorry, I love you.

I know I'm sitting here, like, Oh fuck, I've never changed a diaper either.

She is never have okay, if you're at home, she's with child. How far along are you now?

25 weeks.

Never change a diaper. Well, you're in for a real treat. It's not for the faint of heart. People are like, it's different when it's your own kids.

No.

Anyway, we can move on from the conversation.

Maybe we should move on from the poop talk.

Yeah, we're big on TikTok, not big on poop talk, anywho. So yeah, I was still recovering from Coachella. Coachella was very fun this weekend.

Didn't have to deal with stinky diapers.

Katie was unfortunately not there. Coachella is always such a good time. I just love it. But I'm never as wrecked as I am at any other music festival than when I come back from that. And it's pretty much what you thought it'd be. Taylor Swift was there, which was very surprising.

I mean, if if you're going to be there, you're acting like she's like in Gen pop, the artist is like where anyone else would be.

Cause, you see, obviously there's so many famous people there, but she's like one of the most famous people alive, so I don't know. It just surprised me.

She just wants to be a regular girl, she does.

Wait, do you know who my favorite person we saw was? I feel like this would excite you, Peter Dinklage.

Oh my god.

Yeah, from Game of Thrones, we saw Peter Dinklage. I literally turned around and he was standing behind me and I was like, Tyrion, Oh my God.

What are you doing here?

Who's watching the throne? What did you do this weekend? I think you sent me a photo of that bar we love.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. So I. I met up with a friend I haven't seen in a while. We went out, I visited a bar that we love.

Packed.

Packed, couldn't get in lines, we ended up getting into one of them, but like, it was wild.

And the one you were referring to, we'll just call it. The dancing bar is always Sardines. After 11 p.m. You cannot move. So that is, I can't even imagine what it would look like.

It was 1130.

It must've been Coachella, but it's, they said. The other ones were packed so like.

And like, 10, 10 minutes down the street, crazy, yeah. And then I like, hung out with another friend, we just like drank wine, hung out.

We drank wine and ate Prenup Brittle, and we told each other things we've never told anyone.

Literally it was raining, it was like a very rainy weekend in L.A. so it was like very much an indoor kind of weekend.

Well, Coachella this year was much colder than last year, and I will say at 9 p.m. on Sunday, this has never happened at Coachella. I had a hard stop, I was like, Nope, I'm done here.

It wreaks havoc on the bod.

And it was also freezing there. So neon carnival, that's usually my favorite part. James Kennedy played neon Carnival, which was very fun to see.

Oh my God, I saw a video speaking of Taylor Swift. I saw someone was like filming a video low key of, like her, sitting somewhere at Neon Carnival. He was playing a cruel summer and she was like vibing to it. And then all of a sudden it, like, goes into, like, the remix of it.

Well, and also she knew what kind of music it was, so I can't imagine she'd be like, what is this? It's not a Taylor Swift concert, so obviously they're going to remix it.

Yeah, I think she was like, Oh, I haven't heard this remix.

That's that's where, yeah, it's the James Kennedy special, that's where we saw. Her was at neon, but neon was so frigid that I it was hard to even have fun. And it's usually like we went two years ago and remember I was just in that dad shirt that was open with a bralette and I was fine the entire night.

It's very hit or miss.

Very hit or miss.

You never know, that's why. Sometimes it's like, I want to go, I don't know.

I'm definitely in the era of my life in which if I'm not comfortable, I can't do it, I just can't like. It was so cold and I had a sweatshirt on.

So also, do you know what I did? What you might've missed this weekend? Cause we talked about it? Uh, last week was it? I watched SNL?

Loved it. I love when people are able to be in on the joke, that's amazing. And obviously she gets so much that I am so glad you brought her up, though. Because remember, when we were talking about her, I was saying it was like 75,000 average 76 based on behavior.

Yeah, but let's hope that she gets some like crazy endorsements.

Oh, I think, I mean, I think she's going to be just fine, she's going to get. It's the principal, though, I know.

It's still his principal, like, let's be for real, like people will be watching, maybe for the first time.

I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to watch a match.

I'll watch a match.

I'm going to watch a match with her in it.

Um, but yeah, I just wanted to, like, shout that out because it was pretty epic, I enjoyed it a lot.

Good, they all looked so great. Did you see the draft pick day? Like all their little fits, they were all so cute.

I didn't watch that, though.

I will take that, obviously, but they all, they all just looked so adorable. And she looked, you know? It was nice to see her and her cute little outfit. She had a little like Prada tank top on with like a little skirt matching top, oh, it was really cute.

PrADA Yeah, what's up?

So, anyway, it became predictable, but I just thought that was egregious.

It's offensive, I'm offended by it, but that doesn't matter what I think about it.

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Wait, I also wanted to get your opinion on something because I know you're on TikTok.

A lot that doesn't sound like me.

Some people are here for it, some people are not. But what is your take? What do you think about the Montana boys? Are you annoyed by them? Do you like it?

I hate saying this because I don't like to talk about people I've never met, obviously, but like, I hardcore do not get it, don't understand it. I think that they are cringe and I am not trying to be mean, but like.

Do you find them attractive?

In their way, like, I don't, I don't think they're fugly or anything. I mean, yeah, they're like, I get that, they're like, a.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know I was just curious, because people are just like they're everywhere now, like people are like, I can't escape the Montana Boys. They were bartenders on Watch What Happens Live.

It's like that phrase, I'm not flirting, I'm just hot and talking, they're just hot and existing, so they do.

Oh, I love, I love him.

Love Jake Shane. So he's maybe maybe Andy's just more in his TikTok era. But currently, right now, the girl with the highest liked or viewed video of all time is just this. Like, beautiful Australian girl who has a big following. But she's literally just in her car, lip syncing a video, and I'm like, Yeah, she's just really hot.

I don't know if maybe it's. I'm just out of touch. And like, listen, like Chris, the guy that Chris is dating is like, hot, like girl, like, fucking get it. I'm not like knocking her or whatever, but just like, yeah, I'm just kind of like. They just like, stand in a line and walk up to the camera and like, wink.

If we did that, people would click their lock screen, they get out of the app. So I get that it's like them saying the Kardashians, like, have no talent? It's like, Yeah, they obviously do.

No, I mean, that's, it's, there's the bare minimum, then there's not, you know, what's below that, and then this is below that, right?

Right, totally, but it's it's working for them and like this, maybe they know a lot about bears, they're the Montana boys.

I don't know what they know on Watch What Happens live, they didn't. I don't think they said a word, that's, that's the thing is like, they just like, stood there. And he's like, he. Because he was talking to Tom and Kristen about, like, what was happening on the show.

Maybe that's for the best.

Well, I know, but I'm just saying, like, at some point. If you're going to be handed opportunities, people want to, like, get into it with you. You know what I mean? They're going to want to find out like, who are you, what do you like, what's up?

I've never even looked at their TikTok is it just all dancing videos or like of them like walking around and winking?

It's just like them, just kind of like all standing around, like lip syncing, just sort of that's.

Yeah, here's my question for you, because I don't think.

I mean, I don't know much about their relationship, but I think he's hot like, I get the appeal.

Do you think they're serious, serious?

I don't know, I mean, I heard her talking to Justin and Clip and she's like, Well, you know, something I have to like, consider is that he's like, young, and if he wants kids like, that's something to like, think about. And I think that's something that any woman would be considered considering dating someone of that age. Bracket would have to like cross their mind at some point, so I get that.

Right, and maybe they get more serious if they're dating Kristen Cavallari. But she, I saw something. Yeah, I mean, I think they're talking about kids and more so.

I would be having fun and be very happy.

But she's riding that mechanical bull every night.

I mean, look at him, I would be very happy myself.

No, he looks like he knows how to lasso things, you know what I mean?

Um, yeah, so I ride that as long as do you know why not?

I've herded cattle before.

What does that mean, just speaking of Montana? Wait, what does that mean?

On a horse, I've heard I was forced to herd cattle.

Actual. I thought I was like, I'm not getting the euphemism here.

Yeah, sorry, this is not a sexual innuendo.

I'm sorry the innuendo.

In Super Random, my really good friend Randy lives in Spokane, Washington, which is kind of desolate, and her husband's family owns a ranch there. And they're literally like actual ranchers. And every time I go into town, I like to ride the horses just for fun.

Anyway, different kind of brokeback moment. One time at a bar in Chatsworth, they were giving lasso lessons and I learned how to lasso.

Do you think you could still do it today?

No, well, I would need like a refresher, but like, that was pretty tight.

Love that at least you're honest with yourself and our audience. I mean, very trusting space.

Yeah, you know, sometimes I like to get a little yee-haw on.

I could go for a line dance. I'm just, you know, I hate country music, but I love Cowboy Carter and line dancing is fun. But the problem with it is the people who are good at it and who do it frequently take it very seriously.

Oh yeah.

You better get ready to go in the flow of the circle, whatever we're doing, and don't bonk in anyone because.

You're going to booscoom, boogie or get the fuck out of their way.

The amount of dirty looks me and Raleigh got at Gillian's in Vegas when we just got on the floor. We're just like drunk and silly and trying to follow. No, no, no, no, no. These people are competitive about it.

The one and then the other people who have their own like little twist on it. They like, you know, they're not doing the traditional, they're adding flair to it and stuff.

All these people is like, Yeah, and it's like, what's it called a flash mob? When all of a sudden people just start randomly dancing, where are these people practicing? because everyone in there knows these dances, but us?

There there are like a couple of different guys who are the organizers of it, and I think they probably send out like videos.

Well, they must not put those on TikTok because I would have seen them by now.

So I feel like I've seen them and there's like one dude that's in charge, I don't know how they like. Organize, OK, like this is where you're going to stand, and this is when you're going to join. There's probably like a lot more organizing that goes into it.

And it kind of sounds like the Church of Scientology, to me. Sounds like that's where we're heading. We're line dancing into a cult, but I don't know.

Like the flash mob cult.

Have you ever been a part of a flash mob?

No, I want to, I don't want to be a part of it, but I want to be in the midst of it. I want to be sitting at like a lunch spot and have the flash mob just be happening around me. That is so exciting. I'd have goosebumps.

I've never, I've never seen one, I've definitely never been around when either. I would like to participate in one. But again, where are these meetings?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Do you want friends that are like flash mobbers? Yeah, well, yeah, because you want to be one.

I want to be in one.

But you don't want to be the only, or do you want to be the one?

No, no, no, no, no. We need a group I feel like I should hang out with more Larpers, live action, role play people.

Oh, do you want to be like the people that do, like the medieval, like what are the people that do? like the stuff in the woods where they like, reenact fighting?

And like, Yeah, aren't they Larpers?

Is that what they're called?

Isn't that what it is anyway? We're going so off the fucking rails here, we just got to this.

Like, what if you met somebody? And that's what he did on the weekend, yeah. A larper is someone who reenacts fantasy scenarios by dressing up and taking a character role.

Well, I think that leads to nowhere good if Grey's Anatomy season two tells us anything. Because those guys are reenacting the civil war and they, they shot a live bazooka into someone's chest cavity and then coach Eric died because of it.

I mean, like, OK, civil war is one thing, but what if they're like, straight up, like my lady, he's like, I'm a knight.

I want to say that I wouldn't be into it, but given my track record and affinity for losers, I don't know about you.

What if he worked at medieval times?

Is that a real place?

Oh yeah, I went there for my birthday once.

Is it in Los Angeles?

It's in like Anaheim.

I mean, I would go. Should we go to that, we should ye olde pick up spot. Maybe we've been looking for love in all the wrong places.

Oh yeah, some of the knights, they weren't too bad looking.

Well, then it brings me back to Garden State. Remember her like the boyfriend of his mom.

Peter Skarsgård's mom and he was, it was like his friend from like school, wasn't it?

Yeah, they went to high school together and he's just like in his suit, eating cereal with his mom.

With his knight suit on the next morning, Oh, would it be hot or not?

No, I'd say no, but give me enough. What the fuck do people drink in the middle ages, ye olde brine? And who knows what's going to happen?

Ale, ale, yeah, give me a pint of ale.

Pint of ale good sir.

Give me a couple of pints of ale, and you know, this ye olde wench that turned into ye olde wench.

Yeah, we definitely are.

We'd definitely be wenches. Femme of a barrel of hay.

Yikes, I feel like the wenches had more fun.

They for sure did than the proper ladies.

Well, here's our last medieval fact. I don't know if this is true or not. Do you know why people cheers? No, allegedly.

Because it's fun and ceremonious.

King Henry, the eighth No. When you do it, Kings used to do it to make sure there wasn't poison in each other's cups.

Oh, I think I did hear this one time.

Let us know if we're right on that, I don't know if we're who knows.

Because it would like go into each other. Uh-huh, oh well, we do it so daintily these days.

Like, let's bring back the poison cheers.

We cheers of babies now because it's fun.

Another litmus test How do people react to your poison? Cheers.

It says it's also been said that vessels work linked together, accompanied by shouts and cheers, to ward off evil spirits. But I like your take better. Yeah, I like that better, too.

Go with mine. I mean, this is going to be the random. Every episode we do is the random episode, and the people who get it get it like our audiences.

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Yes, because you sent me the TikTok, what? OK, but what the fuck there was? It's I feel like I just like, turned on the news. And it was like in the middle of the story because 800 pounds of fajita meat showed up.

And can you please look this up in an actual news article, not a TikTok?

So, allegedly, over how many years?

Allegedly, someone got again. I hope that this is real because I'm going to be so mad if we have to cut this. I follow Fajita News, so it's weird that I did not see this.

You don't, there's no such thing as fajita.

There is fajita news and we are passionate about fajitas.

So, wait, can I tell you? I was watching this last night at like 1230 at night and I watched it. And I was like, what? And then it ended? And I was like, it just started laughing and I was like, what I need? I have a lot of questions.

OK, if Leah, if you can't find on a reputable news site, basically type in. Man gets 50 years sentence for stealing.

I've been seeing that from 2000, like 18.

O.K. well, as long as it's real. So maybe this was a long time ago. If anyone is close to the case, please write in. So apparently someone got 50 years in prison for stealing one point two million dollars over the course of, like, nine years. And they wanted to make an example out of him.

And I'm like, imagine being that guy.

I just, I, I too, need more context is what does it say about it? It's just so weird.

Well, it says OK. April 23rd, 2018.

But like, how and where, I don't know. I picture him just going to every Chili's in the states and just dine and dashing. When I heard a fajita thief, I heard the sizzle, and then I heard a car rooming away.

OK. It says that it was discovered that he had been placing orders for fajitas using county funds and then selling them for his own profit since December 2008. There's a Fajita black market.

I want to get in on that text that I'm not.

So he's like, he's like, Hey, you want some fajita meat? He's like, I got, I got the hookup.

He opens up his trench coat and it's sizzling.

He's just like, He's like, Hey, I heard you.

Sorry, oh, I got a deal on the meats.

I heard you're the fajita guy. what kind of meat you got? He's like, I got quail carne, shrimp. Like, can I do a combo?

Apparently, 50 years for that, though, seems a silly.

I didn't know that there was like fajita like drug ring.

I think it's because Uncle Sam was involved, so there he's misappropriating.

What about the people that worked under him? He wasn't doing, he was not the one man, you know, Fajita dealer.

No, he had a team, he had a team on the street.

Imagine he's like, he's like, I won't speak, They're like, who else was working for you?

He's like, he's the boss, he's the Tony Soprano Fajitas, yeah, and he's like, No, talk to Chrissy.

I wonder if he's out, though, because it's state records indicate he's eligible for parole. May 24th, 2023.

You shouldn't be sentenced 50 years for fajitas.

Imagine they're in there, like, So what do? what do you in here for, man?

Well, he's not the an office prison, Mike, the office he's like, and I kidnap the president's son. He's like, Wow, that's a lot prison, Mike. And he's like, And I never got caught neither.

I mean, at that point, like, Yeah, I've been, I've been in the Fajita game for a while.

Do you know what didn't ruin my life? What finding out that Santa Claus wasn't real? I kind of always knew I really did. This is related, OK?

I kind of want to still believe that he is real, so don't ruin it for me.

OK, well, yeah, if you're listening, he's real.

I watch the movies and I'm like, you know, I feel like in this could be possible.

That's because you think he's hot and you're hoping he gets.

I don't never said anything about being hot.

At all, anyway, do you know what really ruined magic for me? What? When I found out that the sizzle from fajitas is from the water, they spray on the hot pan. It's not just delicious, it's food that it's so good that all of the food that's ever cooked does not sizzle.

I mean, when they want an extreme sizzle, when they want steam, sure, that's, that's just science, babe.

They do it universally. Next time we go to our favorite Mexican restaurant that we're in with them, their friends, I'm going to have them.

As somebody that worked at a Mexican restaurant, they can. It can have a nice sizzle when they transfer the meat, but like, it won't last long. Places that you go to. When they want, they want to carry it out, and they want to make a scene, they can do that, they make a scene.

Just a performative sizzle.

They definitely like sizzle when they put the meat on because there's still juices from the like, the vegetables and and the meat. But unless they don't, they don't take it out right away.

Well, thank you for coddling me about that.

Haven't you ever been in, like a sauna and you like, pour water on the coals and things like that, it'll steam.

I don't know, I just compartmentalized it to a special fajita compartment in my brain, and I just didn't want to. I don't know. Yeah, absolutely.

A hot skillet meat water.

Speaking of meat, next week, you guys grothmasters on.

What a segue?

Quick palate cleanser. Well, that's where they're coming to the big show. We're just so excited, just I'm just giving a little heads up. Next week is the episode.

It's what everyone's been waiting for.

I mean, I was certainly.

But Dana's been waiting for it.

So that's just a quick segue.

Wait, OK, what is your take on Old Souls?

Well, as an old soul, I would say they're very real. What is your take on old souls?

OK, I saw a TikTok from Nikki Glaser this morning. I won't say how it was brought to my attention, but it was about her. Talking about old souls, especially when they're referring to, like, young women, being old souls. What do you think about that?

Well, I once saw a meme that said, If you were told you were an old soul as a child, you're on at least one mood stabilizer. And I felt attacked.

She's like, I have all these 40 year old male friends in my life for my age thing. Like, she's very mature, she's an old soul. She's like, Hmm, can you just say she's young and hot and she'll believe my lies? So she's an old soul?

You know, and I'm like, I can't believe that, I don't know, I just. I fundamentally believe in them because I can spot the people in my life who are and who are not, and so I. But also that I think that that can exist, that can coexist. Like, in terms of her being like, Yeah, I also think that maybe pervy men then leverage that 100 percent.

Or you're not willing to recognize that you're a man child, right? Yeah, and no woman your own age will date you.

Well, I mean, Olivia sings about it to the new generation in her newest album. She was like saying something about because other girls your age know better, she was like basically saying like, I fell for it. Girls your age won't date you. I think it's a very true thing.

I'm not saying there aren't exceptions, but I'm not saying every one is.

No, definitely not. And I do think it's funny that you're making the point that coming from the person who's saying it, is it like, or are you just? You've been on this earth for an amount of years and you still are a teenager in your heart and in your groin.

We have to watch Nikki Glaser talk about this fucking hilarious.

She's very funny. What? where is she these days? What happened to her? I haven't seen anything for a while.

She was, Yeah.

She dating someone? The only reason I ask is because she was very open about her struggles in relationships. And I think I listened to her on a podcast and I saw her not that long on something. And she said, like me and my boyfriend, I was like, Oh, I wonder who she's dating.

Well, I think when she moved back home, she was like dating like her, like, like high school boyfriend or something for like. I don't know. I remember something about that, but I don't know. She still is, but she, she like hosts that show like Fuckboy Island or whatever it's called.

Do I have frequent flyer miles to that island because it sounds like somewhere where I've spent a lot of time?

Yuck, yuck.

I met at a I was at some after party not that long ago, like maybe the end of last year. And I think that they had just wrapped filming and some. All these guys walked in and I was like, Who are these people? And someone was like, Oh, that's the cast of Fuckboy Island.

I was like, No, you're like, the energy in here just got real.

Oh, the air was thick with D&G Cologne, there were so many moto pants I couldn't even see through them.

Like, Drake just started playing on repeat.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh God, I would have ran out of that.

Oh, I wasn't. I wasn't there for much longer. Yikes fell in love with one person. Left. No, I'm just kidding.

Caught feelings and then left.

Wait, can I tell you the funniest thing? Well, I'm actually very curious what your opinion is on this? I saw a girl last night who she used to be a spicy content creator. And someone had been saying that they. They had sent nudes, obviously, we've talked about them at length, and that person sent her nudes around, which is obviously so fucked up. And a huge no, no. And the girl Stitchit was like, that is disgusting.

What do you mean, superimpose it?

Like a watermark, you know, photographers, when they're sending you the first line of photos so you can't distribute the photos without paying. So basically, she was like, superimpose their phone numbers onto your nude and send it to them. Because if it ever gets out anywhere, it wouldn't necessarily solve the problem.

How do you do that, though?

I'm not sure, but I mean, I've become an expert at FaceApp, so I don't think superimposing is very far behind. Sure, we could figure it out.

Yeah, so they can't like, edit it out.

No, I mean, it was so interesting to me and funny, and I was like, what a brilliant idea.

That is such a good idea, isn't it?

I'm like, I think all of my nudes going forward are going to have some phone numbers on it, like, how smart.

That's a really good idea.

And I mean, I am a proponent of taking new ones like, I'm not, it's not like I'm saying I've never taken an old one. And just screenshotted it so the date looked up to date and then sent it to someone.

Per your request first and last name with the phone number. So that was for sure, not because it's like, Hmm.

Yeah, you're attached to that.

You're attached, you requested it, so everyone knows that, like you asked for this, and here's your phone number.

I just thought that was so smart and I would never have thought of it.

No, but that's that is so brilliant.

But also, you imagine you're on the receiving end of getting that nude. And all of a sudden it's like, you just see your. You're like, childhood elementary school on it and you're like, What's this?

No, you get just like, Hey, what's your mom's number?

Yeah, her maiden name.

Like, what's what is just like the most personal thing, like the last thing that they really want?

I feel like it would have to be something you could sleuth for. So it's like you hop on over to Facebook, you dust the cobwebs off the login, you get in there. You go find his mom, you go find his aunt Sarah, you go find her and something from her, you know, I don't know.

I think that's brilliant, actually. It feels like it's so, it's like, right there, you know?

Well, that's what I'm saying, I mean it, just why didn't I think of it? But I'm so glad I know, and I encourage everyone to start doing that.

I'm not here, just like regularly firing off nudes, but you know what?

When, and if I ever do doing that? I'm not as much as I talk about them, but I absolutely like, now, going forward. I'm like, I think that's the baseline, I don't know, I just think we all have to stick together.

My shit is so dry.

Oh my God, I don't even look at who's viewing my stories because I don't care, because it's mostly you. And literally I'm like, who the fuck else is looking at my sister, you and my six other friends?

That's, yeah, there's not even a person to view, so I don't even care. And we couldn't even go look at my views because I'm like, there ain't nobody.

There's no flame emojis waiting for me in my inbox.

No, no one's going to even heart that shit.

You know, when you protect your peace so much, you you don't get that tummy drop. When you go to look at your DMS, I'm like, What meme now, Raleigh? What photo of the kids now, Brittany?

I'm happy, I'm very content, but like, it's a it's a little bit boring. On that end, I saw Taffy fucking shot, Taffy lover. But she was talking about those the tarot card readers on like, and when they start popping up, I know she'll be in trouble because it's like, Why are you here again?

We explain, I'm going to explain, because some people might not know.

Some people might have lives on TikTok and you're on the scroll and someone pops up and they, they like, do like a card poll for just it's anybody. But like, they'll suck you in because they'll be like, all right, they're like, this one is for you. There's going to be someone that's going to be coming into your life, this person. They're having a struggle because they they want to send you a message.

Sometimes that happens to me, too. It's it comes in spurts, all those little TikTok astrologers.

Yeah, like, I'm really great that it's like business and work, like that's like, for sure, I love to make some money.

Am I going to get fondled soon?

Yeah, a little grope over the shirt, actually a consensual grope.

A little consensual grope, Can I tell you something so embarrassing? What? don't tell anyone?

Sure.

One time.

Just be getting to the microphone.

One of those tarot reader people, I mean, I think they all, they wear multiple hats. They're very powerful. Told me I was in limerence in the fall of last year.

Put it in the freezer.

Yeah, once it's frozen, throw that shit out. I did it.

Yeah, banishing spells work.

Well, I mean, yeah, spells in general. But the embarrassing part here for me is that I trusted a TikTok astrologer and it was like, Mm, hmm, yeah, yes, girl.

Legit information I'm talking about when they're pulling cards not meant for you, meant for anyone that's scrolling by and you're like, I'm, I'm sad, do you know?

Well, and when they're like, they're like flicking their cards and like, no hashtags, this was meant to find you.

It's on your if you're, if you're, if you're seeing this. It was meant for you. That's what we're talking about. And he's like, Hmm, you need to do a reshuffle, like, I'm here now, so can we reshuffle them?

I'd be like, this is something I've never said on this podcast, I've never seen that on TikTok.

I've never said that to anyone, but I just said it in front of my phone.

So it's going to be there. Did you see what was going on with Britsmith and Jojo Siwa?

No, who's Britsmith fascinating?

OK, so Britsmith had the song Karma, which Jojo Siwa just put out from 2012.

Well, how? How would she be able to re record and release a song but that someone else already did?

Because it was unreleased. Jojo's song, I believe, is just called Karma and hers is called Karma's a Bitch, and people are mostly talking about the fact that the song mentions karma. And then this is happening. Oh, I and I don't know the ins and outs like.

I haven't heard either, so I'm going to have to listen now.

I'm sure Jojo Siwa is a very nice person, nothing bad to say about her from that perspective. I truly hope that this is a bit like what she's doing right now. Just as far as she's like, Hey, someone's got to do it like, she's like, no one in my generation has had such a crazy flip to be such a bad girl.

No, I've not seen any of this. What is happening? You haven't heard the song, I haven't heard the song, I haven't seen any of the bitch.

You haven't seen this her dance, her like.

You guys know, I haven't, I've never seen anything, I've never, she's never popped up on my.

Well, tonight I'm going to be on Coin Talk and you're going to be on Jojo Talk and we can, we can regroup.

I mean, I did hear that she was someone asked me about something, and I did hear something about her saying that she invented, like gay pop or something.

Yeah, she just keeps saying these out of pocket things.

And I think it's just, it's a young thing.

Do you think that that's just what it is?

I think it's an age thing and she's like, not quite sure how to like own things that she's doing. I mean, like, she was like a baby, basically when she became famous and things like that. So I think it's just like she just is like, unsure how to be a full grown adult in the public eye and just be like, So you want to be a bad girl?

Yeah, she, and also I totally give space for that, right? Like she has been famous. And she was a little girl and Abby Lee yelled at her. So I'm sure that that did damage, and she's, you know, an eccentric person, obviously.

I haven't had time, I know I'm sorry, we can talk about it.

We'll have to talk about it. What I will say, just because if, honestly, anyone is at home listening, that needs a new show to watch and hasn't. There's a show on Netflix called Baby Reindeer. And what is so interesting to me about it is the guy who stars in it is the guy who experienced it in real life. So it's a very true story and it's very sad and dark.

So I need you to experience this.

And then he wrote a play originally about it, and then Netflix adapted into a show, and he starred in it. Like, Do you remember the incredibly traumatizing movie? 13? Yeah, so I saw that when I when I was 13, and then I've watched it once since.

I wonder if it's like if it's extra traumatizing or more therapeutic for people to write something about their experience. And then actually like, acts in, I don't know.

I saw a short interview with him. I would love, I'd love to hear more about it because I do think it probably depends on the person. But I think he was saying, like, yeah, this was the worst thing that ever happened to me, and there were elements about it that were really hard. But I think the overarching theme in the story is his going through something so awful. That pushed him to a place to get to where he needed to be from a growth perspective and healing. And like all these other things that happened to him, that set the stage to let this woman come into his life and like, let that situation develop.