NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Dolphins Drop 70, The Bears Are The Worst Team In The NFL & A Special Monday Reading

The dolphins put a 70 burger up there. The bears still suck. Uh, we are going to do fastest two minutes, we have Who's back the week and I also have a Monday reading.

I forgot to tell you guys, we have a Monday reading, uh, so packed Monday show for us.

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Eric Stomps Reign No, no, get him.

What are your football ties? Eric's sleeping with the enemy. We start in the Great White North, where Keane and Tim Allen showed that the Vikings need a little home improvement. As he was wearing a wire, miked up, showing his teammates the white lines, but never touching them himself, you smell a rat tege.

The rat is the rat and departed. The game ended on the goal line as Kirk let 15 seconds tick off, starting mass confusion as his coach screamed from the sidelines Hey Kirk, hey Kirk, you spiked that, you spiked that. If you look up into the sky tonight, you can see Brandon Staley's comet, a flash of brilliance that will burn out and never be seen again. THE Chargers The San Diego Super Chargers have finally won a football game, 28-24 San Diego Super Chargers San Diego Super Chargers.

I love their powder blues. You know that? In a rainy Cleveland, Deshaun Watson finally had his head in the game, playing without a chub. Speaking of Deshaun, he's a regular guy who spent all his time thinking about the Jerome and Empire. As he fouled forward for two touchdowns. Dr. Tanajil Biden needs a shot in the arm as the Titans offense was sleepy as Joe.

At 1 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon, did someone say ice cream? Prouds 47, The Titans 3. Up the road to Detroit. And whatever affliction Marcus Mariota had last year, Des caught it as in Ritter looked sick. Not in a good way, but a bad way.

Like, he was ill again, not in a good way, but a bad way. Jared looked a gawful lot like Michael Vick after he beat the shit out of the underdogs and flashed his legs running for a score. The Lions are back in the win column as Sam Laporta-Potty wasn't taking any shit, catching a steady stream as the ref said, You're in the end zone.

Lions 20, Falcons 6. What?

Bill's 37, Commander's 3.

We have some guests in the room. Let's kick it over to memes. We head to New Jersey in a rainy Metlife stadium where fans were losing their teeth and Zach Wilson was yelling, I'm soakin over here. Zach Will-ass was dying hard and Mac Dui Jones was struggling to put a drive together.

Zach Wilson-Smith got bitch slapped by Matthew Jew. -Don't-know-who-you're-messing-with-for-a-safety? Big? Mac Jones hit sauce right in the McNuggets, and Randall corn on the cob had too much butter on his hands and the wind slipped away. Patriots 15 Jets 10. Oh, let's get the other side of that, alright, boom.

And for the 13th consecutive time, the pats go marching 15-10..

And H and Ham Lincoln addressed the Broncos with four scores. It felt like this game took seven years.

The Dolphins get 70 points.

In Baltimore, where savage Gardner Minshew will be your dream, will be your wish, will be your fantasy. Starting quarterback as he hit up his country mate Zach Kate Moss, who got skinny running up in the middle for a score. Justin Waistband Tucker made Ravens fans put away their boners as he didn't have enough length to score. And over time, the Colts channeled their inner Miley Cyrus, saying I can tackle Zay Flowers, I can grab his face mask with my hand. But Matt Gay pressed pause on the Ravens undefeated season.

Colts, 22.

The Ravens, 19, over to Kansas City. Where all of the dramatic things Taylor Swift is in the box, she's in Donna Kelsey's box. The Bears suck and the Chiefs clown them, but the real story was Taylor Swift showing up to the game.

Great news for us, we have Patrick Mahomes on the field to tell us about this dramatic moment.

I was never good at telling jokes, but as the punchline goes, I get older, but my wide receivers stay the same age. I love our coaching staff over here on the Chicago sidelines. I just like to hear old Virginia McCaskey say, It's me, I'm the problem.

It's me. I heard Justin Fields press conference about his coaches so casually crawl in the name.

Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's Derek, my Lord, and his shoulder's looking sore. And the Saints finally have a real QB Come on, Jameis, your training's heinous, but you're a Hall of Fame QB. It can't contain this. Packers 18 Saints Don't Go Marching 17. And that is week three fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy.

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Weird Sunday.

Late, you're like, Wait, I feel like I got robbed a little bit in the second part of the day.

The Chargers have a win. The Chargers have won a game. They tried to lose it, but they won a game and the Vikings are now. We talked about it all last year 11-1 in one-score games, they're now 0-3 in one-score games to start the season.

Brandon Staley I actually liked his call. So for people who missed it, the Chargers had the ball on their own 20 with like fourth and inches to basically, if they get a first down, the game's over. They went for it.

I liked going for it. I hated the play call but almost gave the Vikings a chance to win. The Vikings just forgot that they could spike the ball and in first and goal at the six with 25 seconds left. We're just all over the place.

Kirk Cousins throws an interception, which wasn't a terrible, terrible pass. It's just they had, they had time and they didn't. They acted like they didn't have time, They acted like they had too much time. Yeah, and Cousins has done that.

It's like a wasted spike. It's like he looks at that as like, Okay, it's an incomplete pass, not a thing that you want to do at the end of the game. At the end of a half. He's like, I think this is the third or fourth time I've seen him just forget that he's allowed to spike.

They weren't really rushing around, they were kind of like, it's fine, we're going to just play this out and you get the interception. The Chargers win a game. Their defense actually was very good at the end of the game.

Cause they stopped the Vikings on the previous drive at goal line to get them to that spot. So, yeah, good for Brandon. Saley. Felt like if he had lost this game, his seat would have been so fucking scorching hot. They might not have been on the airplane on the way home.

They'd start out own three, did that? I think I think they should think about firing him anyway. Even though they won this game, I'm serious, like that it was, they tried to give away the game.

The end of this game was like the Chargers and the Vikings, both competing against each other to see who could be the Falcons. Who could, like, have the wind probability dip the most? It was like, turn over, turn over, turn over. The reason why they won the game was because the Vikings, uh. Defensive back tipped an interception into the Chargers receiving hand to get in for a touchdown. Like the one bad pass Justin Herbert.

So the reason why I think it was the correct call, bad play, call they. First of all, the easy thing to do is just do what Tom Brady, what Jalen hurts all these guys. If you have an inch to get, just fucking push it forward, you have Justin Herbert, he's a big fucking dude.

If he can just fall forward, you can get an inch. I don't know why every team has not adopted that.

Here's a 19th. They can't guard you. Yeah, like that was. It was so easy for them to move the ball that I that like the the they decided to then run the one play that.

I, I I think if they had gone for it, I still would have been like Brands daily, and they'd made it. I've been like, you're, you're a psycho, this is psycho shit, that you're doing the game right there, but again, I'm fine with Brands daily being a psycho doing psycho shit. If he does it all the time, all the time, but he's like flipping the switch.

I think they also were.

He is the first player ever in NFL history to have three games over 15 catches. He also is. He broke the record for most catches and a touchdown pass, and the previous so he had 18 catches, a touchdown pass. The previous record was Jerry Rice and Tariq Cohen. remember? him? Both had 12 catches and a touchdown pass in a game.

So he shattered it by six catches. He was unstoppable, he was like, could not be guarded. It was awesome to watch, it was just all offense.

And it the over ended up not hitting because of stupid turnovers in the red zone, but.

He was incredible. If you're, if you're the Jets, you got to at least make a call. About Kirk Cousins right now. I know they probably won't do it, but you have to ask the question, how about I think that they would get? I think the Vikings would get a fifth round pick, a fourth round pick, maybe for Kirk Cousins. In a mid-season trade in the final year of his contract. Cause Vikings fans have to admit like, they're right now, you're.

Eight, I'm not sure. So I mean, if the Vikings like, you got to play it out a little bit more. Because Owen three, yeah, Owen three is bad. But you also have lost all three games by one score. You're it's. It's essentially what we said all last year.

They're the luck has bounced back against the Vikings, where they can't close out these games. So keep going and hope that you rattle off a few wins. Let's see, I'm going to take it.

Halloween at 4.

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Sources close to the New York Jets Sources close to the New York Jets have told part of my take that they're interested in exploring a trade for Kirk.

Then they play the bears, so they easily should be two and four, if not three and three, easily. You don't think they'll beat the.

My bad, Vikings, Vikings, Vikings. We were talking about the jets, we were talking about what's happening right now. Hank's drunk off a win.

He's back, holy shit, the Zach Wilson talk that threw me off pretty easily. Yeah, no, I would agree that. The jets.

You just wait, you just wait, buddy. what are you talking about?

Um, I also have a fun uh stat from uh stat. Whole Sports 479 and 479 is the Chargers uh record as a team franchise, all right, and Justin Herbert, including the playoffs, is 27 and 27. That's perfect.

Perfectly chargers all the.

I might've gotten got by that, but that's what he said in the article.

Yeah, would you know that if you saw it?

Oh, no, I corrected myself. Oh, no.

That's.

It's basically just, uh, Devon, or, sorry, yeah, Devon, a chain and Tyree Kale back and forth. So what's crazy is they did all this today without Jalen Waddle, Yes.

It's insane, and a chain is just not fair, like the dolphins you thought they had everything. He got hurt in preseason, he didn't play week one.

I think he played a little last week, he is so fucking fast and the dolphins just every. They were doing everything they had to do. It did, too, I think. When the first 20 passes without any incompletion, he threw a shovel pass right-handed pass for a touchdown.

It was as much of a clowning as you could imagine, like it was just it was a we were laughing about it every.

Cause it's a 50 burger, I think we called it a 60 lobster, a 70, I don't.

I get you want, like, karma on your side, you believe in karma, you want to be a classy guy, class act. He should have kicked a field goal to score 73 points. Bullshit.

That it's more disrespectful to the Broncos that they just took a knee and said, Okay, you guys take the ball. I was saying more.

What was the cumulative weekend was way worse than whatever work week you had.

There you go, so you got that going on 1226 1226 to Colorado football in general. So the Dolphins had the second most yards ever, third, most points ever, so if they'd kicked a field goal, I think they would have tied the record. Uh, it was, it was also we should have, we should have known this going in.

Uh, but it was like a revenge game, like six different ways, cause you had Vic Fangio revenge against the Broncos. Former ball boy Mike McDaniel, Mike McDaniel, who? What? Who was not interviewed for the job when they had a head.

Mike Shanahan was gonna maybe even come back after, uh, the failed. Who's their coach? who sucked so bad? Daniel? No. For two years? It shows who's now back, who's back now as their defensive coordinator. Uh, so he had a falling out with the Shanahan's.

So he didn't bring Mike Shanahan back, he didn't interview Kyle Shanahan, and there's a theory might not be true. They didn't give Mike McDaniel an interview because he was associated with the Shanahan's as well. So essentially, this guy, Joe Ellis is grudge. For many, many years has stopped the Broncos from being a functional organization. Uh, whatever the since they last won a Super Bowl with Pete.

That guy, he's a fake friend I don't want.

We're not bringing the Shanahan's back. I can't work with that guy. Yeah, so, and and and again. It might not be. They might not have thought Mike McDaniel was ready for a head coaching job. Clearly he is. But, and they also had the element of they were trying to get Nathaniel Hackett to then get Aaron Rogers, which didn't work out.

But this revenge, like, it was like a 17 way revenge game that just blew up in the Broncos face.

And this Broncos, this Broncos team looks so bad, so bad. Like this was an ass kicking of historic proportions. The only team that scored, or that's had more yards than the Dolphins had today was, uh, in 1951, the Rams against the Yanks, so, uh.

It was the worst loss in his coaching career, uh, and he kept.

So he, he doesn't have any affiliation, any ties, any loyalty to Russell Wilson. But the obviously this game was way more about the Broncos defense, which is horrendous. It was horrendous, horrendous.

Together, they fucking love to us. So I think I think I'm in on to a I don't know still. MVP. It's going to be tough. We don't know how, we don't know how historically bad this Broncos defense is, because I giving up 70 to the Dolphins is bad.

Giving up 35 to the commanders is is also awful, and so and maybe, and maybe giving up 17 to the Raiders. Yeah, like that could have been a bad, historically bad defense for Broncos with those three teams.

You just have to, if you're a team, the F.C. you got to be like, hopefully it gets so cold that they can't do this because what they're doing right now does not look like anything. Like. Their speed is so shocking. And again, no Jalen Waddle like. It is so shocking to watch them run up and down the field for Mike McDaniel to just scheme everything up.

I want to get ahead of the takes on this one. You might see this on Undisputed this week. Are the dolphins having too much fun? They look like they're having too much fun playing football? Football is supposed to be a tough sport.

It's supposed to be violent, you're supposed to be angry and pissed off. They look happy on the sidelines, they look like they're.

Yeah, it's snowballs, which obviously has bothered you yet. Jake, you also got to score Gomi in this game, 70 to 20..

Are you all in on this dolphins team? All in? Never been more excited about a team. There's so much for the dolphins. It's crazy, like, I'm not used to this.

It's it's like watching, uh, like a September power five team versus a pay game, you know, when when they bring someone in and it's just scoring, scoring. It's like watching back when Oklahoma was humming, and Oklahoma would play like Tulsa in September every year. And they would put up 70 and it would just be touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, that's.

Watch it be less crazy. We're looking at high of 75 and sunny.

He is hurt, I think.

We just heard, Jerry, let's go, Okay, that's why I got it on.

Brian Hoyer Always ready keeping that helmet going. We will update this game, by the way at the end. Uh, Jake, I think.

The bills are still. That feels like cause I if it got to dolphins plus, three people would bet the dolphins. So I feel like it's just going to stay in this, in this zone. What's the over under 53 and a half over? But that's kind.

So we move lines. Yeah, yeah.

Wait, who's Sunday?

CHIEF JEFF Oh, come on, move that game. This is the week five preseason, that's like game.

That's like one of the best games on the schedule, but never played each other. Material change. He's a coward, crazy, real change.

God damn it. That would have ruled, uh, at least we should protest, at least we can record early, we can, we can.

That'll be that's going to be fun to watch memes. I have to get another haircut. Uh, okay. Next up Packers 18, St 17..

I might've got ahead of myself when I said, Jordan loves stinks. I still think he's not good, but he did have an incredible fourth quarter. Uh, and come back dropping dimes, using his legs. It was the biggest Packers comeback win since the NFC Championship against the Seal. No, they lost that game, Seahawks.

Oh yeah, idiot. Uh. Week One, 2018 when Kalil Mack and the Bears.

Like, I wasn't even looking for this, but I was just.

Uh, Jamis got in, which is good, Jamis did get it. I got to see James. He looked, uh, he looked comfortable out there, Jamis. Do you have an interception?

JaMIs As far as I'm concerned.

We got we got somebody to keep an eye on this dude. No, no, you gotta come on. He ruined Jamis because you ruined Jamis for us and so.

I don't think he slips a lot he well, so he's got like, I don't know what, this is my coping, you know?

He slips a lot, he's got back, he's like a like a little baby deer learning to walk for the first time on ice. Not really worried about him. Can't.

Second time, one by one, I think.

Isn't the backup quarterback, he's like the backup Swiss army knife that will do anything and not anything like, really, spectacularly. But he's the guy that you put in if you. If you're just mad at an opposing linebacker and you want to run into his face. James is a quarterback, James is pocket pastor, you're gonna put them in.

James is gonna be great, the Saints are gonna be fine, and if Jamie, who's their next game against the Saints have?

James gets in for this revenge game and dominates the Bucks. Like we all know that he can. You can't go back to Derek Carr, you can't, you got to ride the hot hand right now, he's got the.

He's so fast. Uh, so, Crystal Lobby is very good, too. Yes, Crystal Lobby is very good, but again, and the packers were, I'm being very nice package.

They were playing with a lot of injuries. Christian Watson still hasn't played, David Bakhtiari has been out. I think their whole left side was out, so that was a that was an impressive win.

I still think both teams aren't that great, but whatever, that's fine. It was an impressive win. It was, yeah.

I think.

As an owner of the Green Bay Packers, I would say that it's not, I would say we demand.

Not to kick a dog when he's down. But he talked about the, you know, ricochet shots coming from everywhere. Did you see the quote about what Aaron Rogers texted Jordan Love last week? I did, he said. Thanks for keeping the ownership. What was it?

So double insult. There's probably busy, whatever, it's funny, joke Aaron.

Do you think I got nothing? Listen, I got nothing. I. The best part is like, people have to understand something. And we're going to get to the Bears game like, I will give you my true emotion.

Like, I was week one, I was very, very depressed and angry. We're week two, I was very angry now.

It's just it's over. Like they're. Bears are the worst team in the league, like they are, they are the worst team in the league. So I'm I'm just looking at the track.

He probably chose the right guy.

Like, it's, it's again. I put out that tweet about Jordan Love at the worst possible time. And he just came back and played great in the fourth quarter. And I look like a fucking moron, but guess what, I look like a moron a lot of times, so right now, if you're.

Well, we'll find out Thursday night.

Because I was thinking about it, cause the Packers, I think, ended up being underdogs today, so in Lambo, like it, switched with all their injuries, so yeah, okay.

That would be a great game. Um, let's take a quick break. Anything else on Packers Saints?

It's just good to have James back, it was tough for him, he got thrown in there if Blake.

He can, he can watch us as we interview the Blakes, he can.

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Uh, analytical Ron, who showed his head today. Um, this was. It was a minor setback in the Sam Hell experience. Listen, I said on Friday's show, If we win this game, I'm thinking Soupy. We did not win this game. No, I am no longer thinking Soupy.

I had pre nut delusion at the time, now I have post nut clarity, but it's soup season, it's not soup season yet. Hank Not yet, no sir.

Not yet. Give it another week or two, then it'll be soup season. Um, it was pre nut delusion. I have post nut clarity.

The commanders are probably about a 500 team. Um, we ran the ball five times in the first half. Sam How it was addicted to throwing interceptions. Today, through some doozies, including a pretty bad pick six, you learn more from a mistake than you do from your successes.

No big cat, Sam how is going to be a genius next week? He's going to be so smart. They keep saying that he doesn't make the same mistake twice, which was true, but he made the same mistake like four times a day. Uh, it was a bad day, very bad day as a commander's fan.

Um, but just burn the tape, burn the tape. On this one, it got out of hand. Our defense didn't play poorly, our office, actually. The first half didn't play that bad, we just kept turning the ball over at bad times.

Then, as the game went further, we did in fact, play very poorly on offense for most of the game. Um, but yeah, he Sam, how he was consistent, that he had an incomplete. Or he had an interception every single quarter. So, uh, that's pretty cool, you know? The last quarterback that had an interception every single quarter was who James Winston? who James Winston? So Sam's got a little James in them.

Nice, Um, yeah, we're, uh, the commanders are are not an elite team yet. It was a benchmark game. I realized that now that we weren't ready for this, yeah.

Yeah, you probably see.

It wasn't even close to that when I say two weeks ago if we can win one of the.

And so, yeah, we're not. We're not a top tier team. I think we're a decent team that can beat, you know, 70 of N.FL teams right now. The bills, right now, we're just the bills are fine if there's any, any sort of hesitancy for bills.

Fans after week one, you guys are fine, you're doing great. Your offense looked awesome. Josh Allen was electric today, He was throwing the ball over the place.

The defense looked great, Josh was running at will and then there was a giant gap in the middle of the field. Because you have to drop deep to cover all the different guys they have going downfield and Josh was seeing that and just taking off.

And it looked very easy for the bills. I would be surprised if Josh Allen was even tired.

What was the stat I gave on? I think it was. He's now won 58 games and 44 of them have been by seven or more. Yeah, like, he looked pretty fucking good today, he had one good arm.

The week one against the Jets that pinned them deep and this one that pinned them. I think at like the 12 yard line, we just aired it out for like 45 yards in the air. Pretty good interceptions, if you're going to throw picks like that, I would much prefer. Sam Howell watches Josh Allen's tape, and if he could just turn all of his interceptions into like 45 yard arm punts, I'd be very happy.

So the bad game was coming, there was going to be. No quarterback in the history of the National Football League has just been perfect for ever, like to start and throughout, except maybe Patrick Holmes. But like it was coming, you just got to make sure that one bad game doesn't become too bad games.

They were putting on digs, kind of digs, had like a hundred yards. But. But still give up some big plays, it's just going to happen. I feel like the defense I give them a like, a, B minus C plus. Today, they had to deal with short fields.

Some of the points came off, you know, interceptions, things like that. Um, the defensive line looked okay at times. Maybe not as good as the Eagles will look tomorrow night. But um, I expected this, a certain part of me expected it. And I'm not going to apologize for for getting caught up and falling in love and saying. I truly believe that this could be a soupy team if we win this weekend. Cause I still stand by that. If we had one, I would be sitting here right now, being in an infernal asshole on the show, being cocky as hell.

People would hate listening to it. Um, so maybe it's good for the show that my team isn't great. You would, you would be what Hank's?

So.

If we beat the Eagles next week, I'm thinking, Soupy, Yeah, I am, I am, because you know why we had split one in one. We don't have to get through, we don't have to get through the bills to get to the soupy, that's true.

We got to get through the birds. Yeah, so this, this was pretty much like, why are we going to give the bills, our game plan, why are we going to give them? Anything but a vanilla offense? B enemy was playing the long game.

He dominates the bills, let's make them think Sam House stinks, he doesn't exactly. If you go back and you look at, like, the enemy's track record and big games against the bills, just fucking domination. You think he's going to go out there and have a three point game intentionally against the Bills.

No, he's playing seven dimensional chess. Eric B Enemy is going to mow his way through the NFC. We're going back to the Soupy and if we play the bills, we're going to probably lose to them again, but it'll be much.

Look, Sam, how I still believe in.

I don't think he's going to be like superstar top three guy, but he still could be good big cat hit.

Basically, pretty much. He played one game last year, Hank, he was at, you know what? Not only not only did he play one game last year, Hank, but if you knew ball, you'd know that. He was a third string quarterback last year, so he wasn't getting any reps in practice.

So he's probably even more than.

Yeah, this is an extra rookie, yeah.

So should Ben Simmons yep okay? Colts, Ravens, Colts 22, Ravens 19..

One of the shockers of the day is Matt Gay better than Justin Tucker? I think Justin Tucker's washed up, he.

He's washed up. Mackay, first kicker in NFL history, to make four field goals over 50 yards in a game he went.

Yeah, he, uh, Shane Steichen, Good coach, I'm going to say it right now, three games in good coach, yeah.

That was he went into Baltimore. I know the Ravens have a bunch of injuries, but there are seven half point dogs. He doesn't have a starting quarterback, Gardner Minshew, like they built a plan around Gardner Minshew. Run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, let Gardner make the s, the short throws you need to make. He made a couple of big throws later on in the game, the Michael Pittman one, where he got his head taken off.

But that was a that was like a competent, well-coached team. Being like, we aren't as good as the Ravens. We have to play a certain style of game to come out of here with.

Yeah, it was not a run out of the back, he stepped out. But still, Orlovsky started to trend, I think Dan Orlovsky is actually behind it when his name starts to trend like that. Because he wants people to be like, Oh, it's not just me that did that. But still, he did it way worse, he did it way worse.

If Dan Orlovsky is trending online, it's either because one, somebody ran out of the back of the end zone. Or people are like, looking up, how to not cheat on their wives? Or there's like, a really bad food opinion watch game tape where he's like, Uh, yeah, you know, what's really good is green.

It's fucked up that he deleted that tweet cause I made fun of him. And I was like, Hey guys, you guys don't use toilet paper when you're staying at a house that has a saltwater pool, right? You don't need to clean your ass off. And then he deleted his tweet, and so everyone's like, Yo pft, what's this?

That's what makes the world go round. So I don't. When he drops one of his opinions, I don't think it's like he's doing an act, he's just kind of a weird cat.

Overrated? Yeah, like he's just got universally.

He's such a.

I think.

And, uh, I read some interesting things about that. You know how much the ashes of the whale weighed, let me guess.

500 pounds, 300 pounds, 300 pounds of ash. Hank doesn't think you can even get the ashes in a plane. Yeah, you can do they also. They also like, Flew the you can't get a. I mean, I've yet to see a picture, I think they flew the way.

They flew the whale, the whale's body, up to the university. dead whale maybe makes more sense because it's dead, yeah. And they flew it to the Georgia, and then they did an autopsy on the whale at the University of Georgia to see how how it died. I mean, it was stress.

Yeah, stress from knowing that it was about to fly across.

Yeah, all right, so.

So if you have a Colts tattoo, that says Colts. Superbowl champs for a year, they did not win the Superbowl. Uh, we got four tickets, four tickets. I'll buy some good ones, and if it's a.

Yeah, the.

Yeah, no, they, they, they're borderline a good team. Yeah, I'd say that they are a good team. Oh, right now, they're first in the AFC South.

If we had, if the playoff started today, the Colts would be in the playoff. How about that? Oh, how about that? Um, I saw.

Oh, Hank's grabbing his computer, he's got some stuff to talk about. Zach Wilson is so bad.

Zach Wilson is has lost his last five starts, he's, and if the team had scored 21 points in those five starts, they'd be four and one. I love those stats. Zach Wilson is so bad, uh. On fourth and 10, with a minute 26 left, the Jets ran a play from the Jets own 45 and the box score reads Zach Wilson.

This is fourth and 10. Zach Wilson completes to Tyler Conklin to New York Jets 47 for two yards. Yeah, he checked out, he checked out.

Zach Wilson is so bad. A man's teeth fell out while screaming at him from the stands today. If you missed it, it was an all time Jets clip. The dude is just furious, screaming at the jets and his dentures just fall. Fell out of his mouth and he had to catch them and put them back in.

That's what the Jets are doing to their fans.

But that guy didn't go to a Jets game thinking to himself. My face is going to be across the internet with my teeth falling, falling out, and that's such a common nightmare to have your teeth fall out.

That's worth a shit. Um, it's it was. It was a bad day to be a jet. The Zach Wilson play that I thought was even funnier than the check down was, uh, when Zach double-spinned his way into a sack. You see that he did two spin moves consecutively. There was nobody around him, and then he just.

So quickly, it was basically a dawning of a new era when Aaron Rogers ran out with the flag. And it's just so quickly just devolved right back into the Jets again. 15 straight losses. Also, they've scored more than 17 points in just one of those games against the Patriots, so that's bad of those 15. Uh, and good news.

We're going to hear from memes and hank, but good news. Robert Salah after the game said Zach Wilson is who gives us a best chance. They're our best chance to win. Well, he said. Right now, so right now, on the current roster.

I fucking hate Zach Wilson. he had one good drive. Memes, memes tweeted a picture of Zach Wilson. just the caption was ass.

He is ass they had here. Let me pull up. I have some stats too. Zach Zach Wilson had 13 total drives, he had one good drive.

He went seven for 10 for 79 yards the other 12 drives.

Pretty bad, pretty bad, pretty bad for Zach. I think that this shows us the Patriots are their best when they're away from the bright lights. Because when they start to coast, things can get very, very rocky. And um, I thought they were running out of steam and taking in water. And then it might be SOS time.

That's true, um, but yeah, it's almost like a bulb went off, you know, they righted the ship. Yeah, I agree, cause it would have been a big. If they'd lost this. It would have been a giant, giant flashing warning sign for for craft, it would have been a craft advisory.

Yep, if they had lost this game, then rocky terrain ahead. Yeah, I mean, I hate to go back to the lake, cause like, you're fucking obsessed with this, but I would like to go back.

When they find themselves, you know, in in deep water, around dolphins. Like last year or last last week, we saw, um, you know, things can. They can start to be gasping for air. Could you do some help? Pft? Do me the honor of, uh, reviewing what you told me. The classifications of what a legal lighthouse. Why are we bringing up? I'm not talking about lighthouses. Because we said I did some research this weekend and I would like to present my case.

Let's do this on Wednesday, Hank, do you know how sick people here are? People don't want to hear it. People are sick of hearing you constantly just droning on about this fucking lighthouse. Let's do this Wednesday.

Let's do this Wednesday, come on, this is about the game, this is about football today, let's talk about the Lighthouse on Wednesday.

Okay, what did you think about the football game? Gross, but Patriots are back, No.

So you? So, you wanted to know what the evidence that you presented on Friday's show Wednesday? Let's talk football today. No, PFD knows I got him, he's not going to be able to sleep.

I don't even remember what I said. Well, if you can pull up the document, then we can go over it.

All right.

It was Zach Wilson went, What do you go? check down?

Even Jim Nance was just like, When are you making it? That was a Jim Nance? Well, yeah, Pat's, yeah.

I don't know how that was the age because it was supposed to be. Aaron Rogers. Yeah, yeah, I think they pre select.

Yeah, 13th Street, but you watch 15th Street, 15th Street, you mess that up on purpose. No, I messed up in the Boomer too, 15 straight. I still keep thinking back about, like when Billy would make fun of me for the Bears and and the Packers.

It's like the Patriots Jets, it's the same thing. I just feel bad for you guys as fans of the Commanders.

I wish, I wish we had the volume on that broadcast to hear his reaction to a grown man's teeth falling out because the jets were so bad. Yes, so Jim Nance was like, I watched six.

It would have been great if Jim Nance was just like, Hello friends, Zach Wilson is ass, he is ass. Uh, so what, hank, you feel good or bad, you feel good?

You gotta play the Cowboys next week, who are pissed off. Yeah, I just feel blah.

You beat the jets, who beat the bills, right? It's week 18, you barely perfect, you barely lost the dolphins. I know we could be three.

No, we could be three. You should feel good about that, that you, you was at seven point loss of the dolphins, yeah, and that counted.

Yeah.

I got confused. Uh, the pitch played Dolphins October 29th got it? Spoiler, yeah.

Whose line is it anyway? Patriots, cowboys? I feel like that's gotta be cowboys. No, it's at Dallas, okay?

So they're away from the big cats. On fire Seven. Yeah, I am on fire. I'm sharp right now, I need to bet all these games, while I still have some clarity.

Yeah, hmm, seven A, That's a perfect line for it. You know, people will bet the Patriots, what's the over under that one?

41 and a half. I like the under, Yeah, I'm done with thunders. I already had my under thing last week and it blew up my face.

Uh, okay, any, any last things about? I mean, he is, Oh, I completely forgot Mack Jones. He's a penis grabber. Well, he's a dirty guy, he grabbed sauce.

Gardner's penis.

That that's football, and this is, she said. Where's the video? Where's the video? You just had it on your computer, this video.

He turns around, he grabbed them in the nuts right there. You just watched the video, I see no hands on any nuts, right?

It's coming up, it's coming up, it's great.

Do you think mattress got a little bit of dirty in them? No, none. Oh yeah, he. he grabbed him right on his penis. he grabbed. he's a penis.

Yeah.

I will. He actually got almost as many carries as remandered today. I think it was like, 19. Oh yeah, he had 80 yards.

Yeah, okay, like two touchdowns, all right back on reminder.

Oh, it is a biblical.

Yeah, they, they Steve Young's great, great grandfather started mormonism. Just a question, There's no bad questions. It would be very, very good.

He would soak like better than anyone, he would soak so hard, he'd fuck them. That's a fact. Uh, okay.

Next up, what are you looking for? Hank? you're looking for the penis? Grab? Yeah, I'm not seeing anything.

Yeah, that's a shocker. I follow him, I didn't even know I followed him. uh, follow his brother.

He did, he did the notes, like scribbling notes, taking notes. He's taking notes of everyone who's trashing the Jaguars right now. Uh, yeah, I mean, you lost the Texans, who are C.J. Shrouds?

Awesome, by the way, awesome. I think he broke the record. He still hasn't thrown an interception.

He was great and the Jaguars are sorry. The Texans also had a fullback return, a kick for a touchdown. Andrew Beck Andrew Beck, heaviest player to return a kick for a touchdown. In the last 50 years, which is awesome. The patriots, the patriots almost had.

And then he got to, he got to midfield and there were two guys in front of him. And he's still somehow find it found his way into the. It was awesome, one of the best plays of the year. I have a C.J. Stroud update for the Stroud boys, Yes.

He's got 906 passing yards in his first three games, the third most in history for a quarterback through three games. Through their first three games. It's more than Patrick Mahomes and Andrew Luck. Wow.

He's good by a good amount, by by a good amount to. C.J. Stroud is good, he's good and you know what this is. So if you remember C.J. Stroud's first start, I think was it against Minnesota in college.

Um, yeah, I. I remember watching him in his first game and he kind of stunk. And I thought to myself, Well, this guy isn't good, he's never going to be good. And at that moment I realized, Wait a second, pft, you're a fucking moron. Just just cool it, just cool it on.

I didn't mean like, you're more, I'm more. I've got terrible takes, I don't I. I am a very bad talent evaluator. Uh, I make snap judgments on people. And maybe the first half of C.J. Stroud's first college start was not the appropriate time to judge him as a quarterback. Yeah, so I've evolved as a person and now I fucking love the guy.

Yeah, he's very.

He's awesome, also has, like, maybe the greatest. Um, oh, we got to cheer because the Steelers just scored. Uh, given name to nickname that he goes by, his real name is Nathaniel and he's Tank. That's the that's the biggest disparity between real name and nickname. huge come up, How'd he get the nickname Tank?

I don't know, but fucking awesome name. He went to Houston and he plays for the Texas and that is that. Wow.

All right, sometimes that's just how it goes. You got to make a play, it's such a fullback, Oh.

Yeah, that's great, good, I mean, like, if you see your baby and you start calling him Tank, he's got to end up in the NFL or like a boxer or something. Because if he's just a regular guy working in an accounting job named Tank, that doesn't, it doesn't play. You got to go back to Nathaniel. If you enter the professional world, imagine a lawyer named Tank Dell.

You probably also get, you probably.

Bear with me already. Titans lose today, Jags lose today. A Jaguars fan in his severe depression after losing to the Texans logs on to the Tennessee Titans Reddit and he says Jags fan coming in peace.

What are we both doing? We're both better than this, and the Texans and culture are supposed to be on the bottom of the division right now. It should absolutely be both of us playing for the division. If we're not competing, completing with each other for the division at the end of the season, we could. We both failed.

Could one of you please make a similar post on the Jags Reddit? We got to be in agreement that we're both supposed to be better. This is strong, this is the highest level of cope that I've ever seen in my life, when you, when you cope. Yourself into. Logging on to an uninvolved team's Reddit page and then begging them to come to your team's Reddit page. To tell you that, as a Titans fan, you're expecting the Jaguars to be at the top of the division with them.

And you can't be losing to the Texans, that's sad, that is sad, it's a sad state of affairs. Also, the Jaguars, um, might be moving to London.

Back-to-back games, what?

He'll build.

You guys know that, right? I don't want the Jags are Jacksonville. Yeah, like that would suck. It makes no sense for the Jaguars to play in London.

I know there's all the vibes about the franchise. It's Florida, baby. It is. They're not going to build a pool in London.

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Uh, the Lions are back to being good. We swung back. I know maybe Dan Campbell was right. The loss was what they needed to get back to reality. Yeah.

I've.

Take none of these guys wear mouthpieces anymore, they don't keep their mouthpieces in their mouth. Uh, Brian Branches has his sticking directly out of his helmet. Oh yeah, I'm looking at the green one.

That's like, it honestly looks like he's got an antenna, like the green dot that's on the back of a linebacker's helmet, saying that you're, you're the one with the headset. It looks like he has an antenna, that he's rocking and he just beats the shit out of people. Yeah, I love Brian Branch, I love watching him play.

Um, he knocked Bijan Robinson and drilled him in the face, knocked his helmet off. And then after the game they asked him about that hit. He was like, he said, Fuck it, I'll take the flag. I liked that.

I liked that guy, that guy's a dog. Oh yeah, I'm looking right now.

So Brian Branch member. The Lions got clowned and obviously it's early, but they got clowned a little bit for their draft because they drafted a running back in a linebacker. Uh, those guys all showed up today. Jack Campbell had a sack, a bunch of tackles, uh. Sam Laporta also drafted tight end, big touchdown catch.