NHL With Keith Yandle, Fixing The All Star Game + Hank Makes A Terrible Bet On His Future Self

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Some sun tans, you get a little tan. I was out on the course, I got flushed.

I got a little tan, Hank got a little tan, a little sunburn. Jake. You get a little sunburn. Yeah, a little bit, but I put on some sunscreen.

It Paul Azinger that had that one, or Stewart cink, Stewart Cink with the head that was just white. Yeah, you need a bald head, though. Yeah, that one rocks.

We have a great show, though, we're back in studio. We're going to talk. Maybe a little fix on the NB.A. All-star game because people are very upset about it. Hot seat, cool throne, Hank, are you debuting your top 10 patriots?

I didn't want to be unprepared, but maybe wait until the end of the series.

Okay, all right, it might change my decision. Yeah, that's a good idea.

But I have my current one. But did you do this or did you have somebody else help you out? I did it, he did it. Did you put the lighthouse on?

Maybe that should be on the list, not the old lighthouse.

We have a great interview with our good friend Keith Yandel talking hockey. This is the week where we're catching up on all of our sports. We did NBA preview with Russo on Monday, we have Keith Yandel talking hockey today. I think we're going to have Titus do some college basketball preview on Friday.

With life without football, we should circle back, too, on the things that we said that we were going to do after football was over last year. Oh, do we have that list? I have that list.

All right, so we'll do that at the end, that's great, that's great, all right.

Welcome to part of my take.

Wednesday, February 21st and the boys are back in studio, the boys are back, the boys are back.

What kind of rock's being back in studio? I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna fade it out.

Guess who just got back today? Remember when it was Rex Ryan and Rob Ryan walking together? Yeah, I played that song, that was the coolest fucking video ever.

Well, I did feel rested. Big cat, until I watched the NBA All-star game, and man, did I expect more out of that one puke? So I actually didn't watch the NBA All-star game. I did not either.

Yes, no, I thought so. So there was that highlight, but the real highlight for me was Bob Ryan tweeting. If you're not personally offended by this, he wrote, But but I assume he meant by if you're not personally offended by this disgraceful farce taking place right now in Indy. You don't love or understand basketball, these quote unquote all-stars should be censored. And where are the coaches?

Gestures I love that. I would like to see a coach try to get players to play in the All-star game. Like, have them do suicides before the game, have them go out there and run three-man weave.

One earlier that I missed, he said. Once again, these N.B.A. stars are showing no respect for the game. It's another dunk-a-rama and three-point farce, not a single hand in anyone's face. I'll see how TCM is doing.

That's his job. I mean, Roger Goodell, he does get bullied, but he gets bullied by the owners.

Do you know what Adam Silver's biggest problem was? It was the timing. Timing is everything in life. He came in and was commissioner, and you remember what happened right when he was commissioner. I think it was like two months in.

Waited until he died. Oh, really, 89 89, according to Wikipedia.

Donald Sterling dies. Adam Silver should release a statement that just says, Good, yeah, Adam Silver. Remember when I banned him? yeah.

Was Is this your handwriting? Love it. It literally was Michael Scott Deposition. It rocks, yeah.

Dead, Yeah, the mystery knife would play, too. In that circumstance, it would be great, yeah.

That's a good idea, that one's a little, I understand, that one probably is going to. We're going to need to get a little bit further in the crisis to get that one enacted, but.

Don't rule it out. It would kind of rock, though, if LeBron's team lost and then the players vote on who gets killed? and they vote LeBron off. Oh, okay, yeah.

One year early, yeah, and I did the reverse, where all, all. If you play the NBA All-star game, losing team has one player that can never be an All-star again. Yeah, I like that.

Not for NBA players. Yeah, barbaric, Uh, what about this? what about the Rashard Mendenhall rules?

Peyton Pritchard, Mac McClung, Mac McClung. That I'd put that five up. There's gotta be a plumlee out there and then who's on the other team, everyone else.

On the box for the rest of the season, it might be great. We don't know. I have a real one, though.

Okay, that I actually think would work. I got another one. Okay, go ahead, you go.

Of straddles, the line of real and maybe not real. What if the number one team in college basketball got to play against the All-stars? Hmm, because they'd at least try, they would try.

Cool, I saw some people saying they should do U.S versus the world. That would be good. I mean, maybe you'd have a little bit of pride.

Matter if you're losing, you still trying. Yeah, correct, not a bad idea.

We didn't watch the game, we didn't watch the game, uh, so it's good for us, cause we can't.

Get upset about it. Trey Young and Don Mitchell actually had a a decent idea. I think that would probably work. They told us to Rachel Nichols after the game. They said, get an MC out there. So have a guy like at the end one mixtape, or like at Rucker Park, that's on the court narrating the roasting them.

Team immediately after the game, Uh, had to go, and in the back room, it was Club Shay shay and they got to just bash the losing team. I like that, yeah, that would be bad. Good idea.

Be very bad. What if you had Ben Simmons? And he's just shooting on a hoop out to the side? And he has to score a hundred points on his own. Only three pointers, uh, in the time that it, both teams have to get over a hundred points. He wouldn't, he wouldn't the other. What do you mean? So, like, he's on a hoop all by himself, right?

What if the game doesn't end until they hit 41 free throws in a row? Oh, we'd still be there.

They'd be there forever unless they got Scott Morris from UNH shout out or a Spencer, was that?

The guy's name Spencer, the ringer guy. By the way. We have shirts, hank, go grab one of the.

Shirts with the 41 free throw shirts. I don't know about you guys, but I, uh, I don't think I said this on Sunday's pod. But I got to Mexico and I got to the house, and I immediately slept for eight more hours. Yeah, I was like, it was first day of vacation, I was like, I'm going to.

Do some more sleeping. Yeah, you forget how much an all nighter takes away your entire world.

Yeah, like, you don't feel like you're alive for about two days and you and you convince yourself you're not tired. And then you like, close your eyes for one second and eight hours go by. Yeah, I really do think that the paying the the losing team, paying the winning team would work because guys don't want to lose money.

It's the N.B.A. All-star game. If you expected anything besides this, I the only reason why you might be expecting something different was. Adam Silver did say, I think in November that, like, we're not going to have an embarrassing All-star game, you're going to be entertained.

Yeah, so that was a fucking lie. And he just, again, the those players run his life. You're like, Oh yeah, we're going to make it even more embarrassing. But yeah, other than baseball, I know hockey, people were saying that hockey has done a better job. But, like, baseball is the only All-star game that really. And that even has lost a little bit of its allure. Because it used to be dating ourselves when there was an interleague play.

Yeah, football just gave up. Yeah, they did, which was smart, smart cause.

Anything out of them? Yeah, the N.B.A. should just give up. why? why? It's way easier to give up.

Yeah, but I think even in basketball, they will basketball. You just tie it in the in-season tournament, do that later in the year, yeah.

Thing to save. And it can't be that the winning team gets money, it has to be tied into the losing team losing money. Because the like I said, the all the guys are getting paid a ton of money. I don't think, I don't think if you said a hundred thousand dollars to every winner on the All-star team.

What if all of the All-stars you get, you get selected? Cause the other thing with the contracts is like, that's built into your contract if you make all-stars, right. That's what I'm saying.

That's why you should lose one. One person should never be all-star again. what if every all-star?

Has to volunteer a player on their behalf, and then it's for money. Oh, I like that this guy's.

Got to pay? No, this guy or this guy gets paid. Oh, I like that, I like that. So they're playing the last guy on your bench.

Your other all-stars on, like, getting the best team together so your team can win. Yeah, okay, well.

We fixed the All-star. Or if it was money, what if it was money that got paid to whatever college you went to, if you went to college? Cause a lot of those guys, they like gassing up their alumni.

Yeah, I think a lot of them don't? you don't think so well, they only went for like, a year, a lot of them.

Been a lot nicer? Yeah, it would have been nicer, for sure, it would have been great. You get, you get like a month of prep time.

He also had a he, I'm pulling it up. He had a quote where it actually sounded like, when Dave does his bit with excuses, like not to make excuses, then rattles off a bunch of excuses. Listen to these, listen to Doc River explain the the the start he had with the Bucs.

Yeah, just, you know, the Utah game, you kind of knew, you know, altitude back to back, I mean.

Whoever scheduled to Dallas, Utah, have never been on an airplane in their life, you know, or no time zones, you know? That was just a tough one. We knew that, I guarantee you.

When they looked at that before the year started, they were like this. This was going to be a brutal game for us. End of a trip, legs, you can just see it. We've got a lot of injuries right now, so guys are playing more extended minutes.

Defense, that's about it. In 30 seconds, it's a royal flush, yeah.

Just, you know, what does that mean? Like? It's a leap year going on extra days this month.

Going from Dallas to Utah, everybody knows time zones and altitude. you go from Dallas to Utah, you might as well be going through hell. It's the toughest road trip in America, that's really hard.

Yeah, Doc Rivers, good job coming back. And and really making everyone be like, Wait, why do we? why do we? Why do people like this guy? Yeah, I don't like Doc.

There's a bunch of baseball players that aren't signed yet. Yeah, I don't know one of my hot seats.

I don't know what's going to happen with that. We'll save it for hot seat, cool throne. Um, I'm excited about baseball, though, I'm excited about baseball as well. Dingers only.

To have to figure out how to disable notifications on our phone for every player that we had hitting.

Home runs Last year, I just got a Brandon Lau injury. Update. That's tough. So we can do 4th of July one of the episodes again. We should be able to keep one guy, though.

Keeper League Yeah, you get to keep one dinger, you know, what we should do is we should draft.

That you really have to guess. That's a that's a nice way to also like, ease. In. First week, you're just rooting for one dude to go yard, second week you got two guys you can keep track of.

It's like the Royal Rumble of Dingers. Only opening day in South Korea, March 28th.

Who cares? Oh, wait, Inns, they're playing in South Korea. Oh, okay.

I like something baseball related. Yeah, it was good. This year's punishment was good. Just run.

It back, run it, we could run it back, we could also do you get hit by a 90 mile an hour fastball?

That'd be fun, that sounds fun, that does sound fun. Maybe you have to, just like, face a college.

Pitcher Until you can. Oh, we should, you know, what we should do is we should run it back, but the loser also has to bat. Yeah, yeah.

That'd be terrifying. Yeah, the loser has to be Shohei, yeah, and you have to keep taking at.

Bats until you get a base hit. Yeah, oh, that will take forever. Maybe we won't put in that situation. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll refine it.

Back, let's do that. You got to get a hit. Shut up, Max, you're sick.

You're sick in the head. Oh, okay, yeah, and a baseball and a baseball.

Yeah, cause I said I would do it. We were debating it. And then I was watching the first two episodes of I'm Sorry, Dynasty, I've heard, and I haven't watched it yet.

But we'll all watch it so that we can review it together. But I've heard the crafts are spin zoning stuff. I guess just what the tweets have seen, they're heavily featured. You just listen to Kirk.

I think Simmons even said the crafts were spins. Yeah, I mean, I, I wasn't around. Obviously my first memory, like watching it, I was like, holy shit.

So they, they do focus a little bit on the crafts. And it's told from his point of view, kind of, but you have to almost tell it from his point of view. Because he's the one that made the decisions right. Like bringing in Belichick, and then Belichick, deciding group Bledsoe or Tom Brady, and then Craft. Like signing off on that and trusting him. So, like, you do have to tell the side of the story. By far, my favorite part of it so far is Ernie Adams. you get so much Ernie Adams already.

Him to drive anything else, it would be either a Subaru or, like a Corolla. Yeah, nothing like.

Nine 1997, Toyota Camry. Yeah, nothing more. It's going to be painful, waiting week in and week out.

For all the episodes, I think there's 10 episodes and only two hour right now, and I think after this week it goes one by one by one. It hurts, that's our brains.

Watching this, yeah, I started watching this new show on Hulu and I watched the first two episodes and realized that. It was every week and devastated me because I cannot remember week to week anything, yeah, I need to be able to binge.

They basically control your binging. I started the Patriots Dynasty Show. And then when I got to the end of the available ones, I kept clicking on the third one. Even though it said, like, coming out March 3rd or whenever? And I was like, No, that must be a mistake. Show me more.

Or Apple? Do a do a controlled binge so we can save ourselves from ourselves. But also we can remember what the fuck's going on, cause you guys know when you binge something, you do. Those like you, you'll watch like four episodes in one night and then be like, Ah, fuck, I'll do. There's a cliffhanger, I'll watch the fifth and barely remember it, cause you're falling asleep, yeah.

Uh, really, really well done. It only gets up to the snowball is the end of the second episode, so there's still a lot left. How many episodes are there?

I was thinking about this, let me actually do an ad real quick that works perfectly for this.

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Because did Matthew Slater retire today? Okay, maybe, Jake, you can look it up. But how many Patriots on the current roster have a soup bowl?

Now, yeah, I was probably under 10. I mean, David Andrews, that's what I'm saying. Lineman memes credit Lineman Probably definitely do.

Think, and they released their whole coaching staff and it was like all brand new faces.

This documentary is one of the first times, maybe the first time, that I've watched a documentary about something where I remember, like, every single minute of all this stuff happening. Like, I remember when Tom Brady came in for Drew Bledsoe and uh, uh, Linsanity, Linsanity. Yeah, yeah, but no. But this is the first one where I watch, like the clothes and technology that people are using during the footage.

A The Sports Reporter show, Yeah, what? Like, Bob Ryan was in it. And I don't know Lupica and a couple other guys where they're just an over oversized suit and they're just sitting on a stage. And that was the show, it was just a hilarious like.

Just four guys that are just like sitting in newsrooms, just pissed off at the world.

There was some old vintage Collinsworth clips where he was saying, like, I don't think this is the right move to bench blood. So like, I don't know about this kid. And Collinsworth had a little bit less hair in the year 2000, which is interesting.

I sent you guys the chart of how the Patriots were built via the Patriots Game Notes.

So yeah, but there's that they won three Superbowls or two Superbowls.

Right, Joe Cardona, is he still on the team?

That was this was as of this year.

Yeah, Lawrence, guy.

He just got cut, yeah, so that was, that was what it was. It wasn't Slater, it was he got cut and they were like, he's. He was on the team for seven years.

Seven.

See, who's five, four, three, two, one? Should we? just should we? should? We debut this like one by one, so we just do number six. Tune in on Friday.

But then people are going to get in my head, but no, I have it locked in, send it to Jake.

And he'll make sure it stays locked in.

You were saying about the Netflix thing, yeah, there's only one thing and people are gonna be.

Pissed? This is, this is how you do off season sports radio Yeah, okay, you, you drag everything out for as long as possible.

Extra We're going to find out one, like we're going to find out one and still have to do 10,.

Nine, eight, seven, six. Who do you think number one is Big Cat? Okay?

I'm very interested to see who number two is. Wait, you sent me 12. Oh yeah, well.

One's a honorable mention, and one's the lighthouse, I'll spoiler, okay, that one.

Doesn't really the new one, yeah, that hasn't won shit. We should have started with our.

Honorable mentions.

Debut Dante Hightower Um me. It was just my favorite player as a kid, Bethel Johnson.

Kicker Turner Okay, electric, okay, all right.

Five on Friday. All right defense. Oh, Teddy Brewski, No.

Vince Wilford, Nope Dale Revis Nope, Albert Hainsworth.

He's been in both episodes, I haven't watched yet, he's been in both episodes. Owns property.

Owns property. I think that's probably all. Oh, uh, yeah, no, but we don't know, we don't know.

Receiver and recurring guest of the show, It's gotta be Jules.

Cordero Patterson It's Jules Dante Stallworth, so Gronk's two or three.

He's gotta be three, and then Brady's gotta be two, No, Brady's one, Brady's one.

Bill's two Are these only players? No players only, players only, players only.

Okay, he wouldn't do Rabel two. Oh no, Vince Wilford two.

Gronk's probably two, Brady one, you have, you guys both have one of those things, okay, all.

Right, well, two on Friday for number five. Did you Vince Wilford seven through 10??

Yeah, wow, I can't wait till we do the only one two, all right.

So on Friday when we do number five, can we get like I would like in the ball scale one through five? Like, give us rings, give us vibes. Yeah, X Factor. Wilford is the only person.

To win in both dynasties, besides Brady, obviously, but that's a huge, it's a big one. Yeah, I can't wait. He won and then he suffered through the bad years, which they were good years.

But he came out the other side. Can you imagine the anticipation after Hank debuts his number eight Patriot? And then we have to wait two more days to get the final and last number seven, yeah.

It's going to be crazy, all right, a lot of great players. Yeah, let's do hot seat, cool throw.

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Problem he runs into, not just the money, is that he plays for the Angels. Yeah, and that's like the vibe of the Angels. Yeah, the Angels. As an organization, baseball is not their top priority.

It used to be that way with the Padres, too, right? But yeah, you can. I think a lot of players feel this way, but you probably shouldn't say it, yeah, like, right before the season starts.

Great player, yeah. It also kept on going, he said. Is it a? the reporter said. Is it a priority? he said Oh, it's a priority, for sure, because it's my job.

He might've gotten bad vibes from the reporter, true, and just was giving him the most boring.

Easy answers Ever. We don't talk about that enough. Bad vibes from a reporter. That's what that that guy who went after Jameis for scoring that touchdown.

Bad vibes? Okay, your cool throne. uh, my cool throne. Dungeons and Dragons, yeah.

Uh, were you hung over from Sunday? or were you hung over from the things you did on Sunday?

You were already hung over. No, you were drunk on Sunday.

Yeah, so I was hung over yesterday, got back, watched the dungeons and dragons. I was like, This is amazing. I, you know, I, I hadn't seen it yet.

Trey worth the watch.

Be a vibes guy. Yeah, just have a game room with Tim Woods. Yeah, we should go larping with him.

Yeah, so he mentioned that for July 4th as well. Yes, we have to do it, we have to do like a two.

Day long LARP It would be awesome. Yeah, get dressed up, yeah.

Sounds awesome. Look at us planning our next vacation, but also planning our next content.

For vacation, love that my other hots, I mean, embrace debate. I was getting shit, these new hats are on sale, and Gaz was saying I can't wear them because it's Chicago.

Chicago Barstool. Yeah, barstool, Chicago, yeah, those are good hats.

St. Paddy's Day Merch, check it out, go buy it. But now I live in Chicago.

We also did our St. Paddy's Day. Merch very mean. We just used Mook's face, who's one of our coworkers, and it's just it could be any Irish guy.

Oh, have you guys seen the Irish baby? No went viral yesterday? No, you guys got to check out the Just Just Look on Twitter.

Rocks, This guy's got some stories to tell. That Irish baby could drink me under the table, yeah.

Babe, wake up, the most Irish baby just dropped. Yeah, it's very Irish baby. Love it.

Facilities. I mean, they did blow like a 20 point lead. Just pug. Seton Hall. Yeah, um, I also saw cause.

If there's two words that come to mind when I think of Rick Pitino, it's definitely stamina shooting. Yeah, he walked into that one. Yeah, come on, Rick.

The best part of the airport and don't go anywhere. The best part, well, we could be.

I'm going to predict that we're going to see an uptick in airport related violence. Because the one thing that airports have going for him right now is. You can talk all the shit that you want in an airport bar. And nobody's got a weapon, yeah, you know that no one's got a gun, no one's got a knife there. Now we're going to see some stabbings in airports. Which America is long?

Overdue for the imagine being late for your flight. And in TSA, there's a guy in front of you that just wants to go walk around the airport. Yeah, drive you well, I don't, I don't think those.

Guys have to go through TSA. Oh, they don't, I don't think so I don't know how it's going to.

Work, Yeah, but yeah, that would still would probably have to. Maybe I got I got random check twice on the way home from Mexico, yeah, the ID check.

Never they they know that you don't have any right, like it'd be cool if you pulled out like.

A long knife or something? Oh, shit, I forgot this, yeah, right.

Sitting there like, you're going to be disappointed. I got nothing, I got groped on my way back, big time groped going through Secure girl. It was, it was a guy. It has to be a guy.

Security coming back from Mexico, your guy Michael Porter Jr. Oh, really, I had already burned my, uh, you want to come on our podcast for the month? So I didn't say anything.

You, if you had like, a microphone in your backpack, you could have been like, Oh, yeah, they found my microphone. I forgot to take that out because I do a podcast. Michael Michael Porter Jr. If you're interested in new media, that's going to kind of suck, though, cause like.

No one really recognized them. Like, I don't know, just tall. You're an NBA champion, I feel.

Like, you want to get recognized a little bit. Maybe yeah, um, yeah. Have you ever been to the Knoxville airport?

The pre-check and clear lines being longer than regular. Yeah, yeah, no, no, I went through.

Regular this morning No, it's clear. Plus is coming. Yeah, it's already here.

No, no, no, plus, plus, no, it's already here, clear, plus clear.

Whatever they're going to do, they're setting it up so that they're going to make you buy another.

So what I what? I noticed? They rebranded Clear as now Clear Plus. And you get confused when you go to the airport, it's like, I don't know if I have Clear Plus, but but that means that there's.

Another level coming that implies they're intentionally making it harder for TSA and Clear. So that we are going to buy a new one. You have to. Yeah, it's not really valuable.

Know what, you idiot, you sent it to Jake already, you know what I'm going to match?

I'm going to, I'll send them five through one. Will you send them 10 through seven?

10 through seven plus honorable mention plus plus you get a bonus lighthouse. Yeah, you won't.

Have to wait any longer? Cody, Please sign with the cubs, so it's Cody Blake Snow. Yeah, still.

Hasn't signed? There are a few other guys, like big names, that haven't signed yet, I don't know.

What's going on? Why not, why not, Cody? You can also use our golf simulator at any time to be.

Fair, The owners are poor and they don't have enough money to pay. Yeah, Tom Ricketts broke.

Boy, yeah, I think they're all Boris guys, too. No, they are, they are guys.

The Boris guy and I think that's what's really holding it. So this is, this is the C word then.

I like you, Tom Ricketts. So if you pay for Cody Bellinger, this is. This would be collusion against Scott Boris, or Scott Boris is colluding against them to then claim counter colluding, so.

Scott Boris is asking for so much money that he can then say they're colluding against me and then.

He can file a lawsuit against them. What if Scott Boris isn't even answering the phone and he's like, they're blackballing you, We're going to take him to court? Scott Boris might be texting owners and.

The owners are just so untech savvy that they don't look at their phones. Yeah, like, I don't know how to do the email on the phone, just call me. I think Scott Boris is probably playing it.

Right, because all these guys are going to, like, once the season starts and be like, would we rather have Cody Bellinger or not? Yeah, I think we would. There's good, there's a lot of good players out there, yeah.

His own team, Boris All-stars Yeah, well, then he'd have to pay them, true.

Gets a 10 cut, so it's really a discount. That's true, that's true, all right.

Going to say something controversial, Yeah, I think Sidney Sweeney's very attractive. Yeah, she's and her boobs.

Trying to shame me age, shame me kids, shame me, I like, shame me. Boobs are boobs.

Tweets and on pictures on Instagram, not because I'm horny, but because I'm trying to support them. Yeah, and to be like, Hey, great job posting this picture. Also, Sidney Sweeney's like the.

Most famous person right now? It's not like a random porn star, true?

It's not, I listen, I am with you. Dry snitching shouldn't be happening because of the bonk list. I get sent a lot of Big Cats likes on Instagram and there's a lot of randoms put it that way.

Not that many.

I think she's very attractive, I think she's very talented, very talented, I think that.

I think that we should do a better job, um.

I'd watch her wearing nun nun clothes, take that out, that was too horny. It's called immaculate.

Immaculate in theaters March 22nd, No. She is a very good actor. I mean, listen, euphoria. What was the, uh, white Lotus? When's that coming back?

There's Jake's review, it's Mr. Position, that's it, yeah.

She's, she's a hard worker, incredibly hard worker. We've had like three movies in the past three months. yeah, she's incredibly hard working.

Seat's Notre Dame. We had the official announcement of how the college football playoff is going to construct their 12 team bracket. And it was announced that the four highest ranked conference champions will be seeds one through four, which means if Notre Dame is the best team in the.

Country. I thought it was five, they'd get the number five, I think it's five, yeah, so the five seats, five seats.

Is long for this world. Yeah, it would be crazy if they joined the ACC, so that'd be wild, though.

If they joined, if they joined the Big 10, then you'd have, like Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State. Only one of them would get the top seat. Correct? Yeah, wild.

Thank God, I'm surprised you didn't put Justin Fields on the Bears on your hot seat. Oh yeah.

Well, Jake, funny, you say that. um, he unfollowed the bears. You know, he didn't unfollow me. Sick? Yeah, I didn't know.

The Uh, the Dynasty documentary, Oh, that wasn't about the patriots. Well, no, I'm wondering, like, it's like, Uh, it was. It was good that the the that Brady had time to develop, he wasn't Tom Brady, you know, even that was his second year in the league.

Could somehow, like, take events that happened in the past, bring them to modern day and and know what the discourse would be around them. It's like the Tom Brady game manager, Superbowl winning.

Discourse would be so fun. Oh, they threw that line into it. Like, Tom, Brady is doing a really good job managing this game. In one of the game, he would have been going crazy for it.

That's a good point about the Bears. Yeah, Justin Fields did unfollow the Bears. Uh, yeah, I don't think it's. I think he's probably gonna get traded.

This is my least favorite recurring storyline in sports when an athlete unfollows his teammates and like the team official account on social media platforms. And then people do it in a story and it's like, What does it mean? Well, it means that he did that because he wanted you to see that he did that, and then to make a story out of it.

Fields doesn't want to watch Bears highlights in his off season, cause it's not a lot of them. Yeah, that's true, like, what he's like, I just I kind of want to opt out on this content for.

The content was bad, you can mute it and it wouldn't be a story. I would never unfollow any professional team that that I played for once, once, always. Who unfollows people on on social media, like if I follow you on Instagram, I'm never unfollowing ever.

Ever, I'm too lazy to do it, even if you are a porn star and die.

Yeah, I'll just keep that respect, cause what if one day it posts again, right?

Yeah, all right, Jake, your cool throne. My cool throne is the shot of a lifetime. Oh, I'm back in the booth.

He probably has diarrhea butt from last week. From all that in-n-out, was it the in-n-out that gave people the shit? Is that what was happening?

They were claiming for Tiger also, you didn't eat in-n-out in Vegas Hank.

You've changed, Oh, you did.

Yeah, Jerry went out for the drafting shoot, yeah, so tune in, oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I was worried that you didn't. That's awesome, Jake. Everyone tune in.

Thank you, Oh no.

Who else is on the call, Jake TBD?

Also shout out the water dogs. Finishing second, Good job Mac, you fucking loser.

You said you wanted to lose, let's go, Philly.

Yeah, well, things change, it's called material change, it's called fluidity. I think it's perfect.

Fake? Well, let's win the real thing, right? It's preseason. What are the Ravens?

The real deal? This is basically the equivalent of the in-season tournament. Don't want to win that either. You can still hang a banner and it means something.

No, it does not, but it does not mean anything when you win the in-season tournament.

Oh yeah, Max does have to hang a banner. Second place.

Yeah, no.

We agreed upon that. Max No, I never agreed on anything, we agreed on it, all of us, you agreed on it.

Hang the banner, Hang the banner, bitch. Okay, let's get to our interview with Keith Tiendal. Great interview.

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Yeah.

Civilian thing you can ever do. So what are you doing this on right now? His wife's computer.

What does that mean? You've never owned a computer? you've never wanted to own a computer.

No, no zero interest, no job. That's your computer, though, like, if it's your wife's computer, that's a family computer, right?

Calling you up like, she's got to take a break from work right now because you got to use.

The one computer in your house? Well, the kids have them too, but I think they're at school. Um, yeah, and I was on a boat and golf this morning, but still found a way to make this.

Show that's a grinder, that's a hockey player. What about growing up? like, growing up you didn't have a computer for book reports, things like that?

We got one, we got one. When I got drafted, it was like, cause, um, the year I got drafted was the walkout year. So they did it all online, and my parents went out and bought a computer, um.

To see where I was going to get drafted. Yeah, that's, I mean, we are all of of of similar age. And it was, I remember, we. We got our first computer in my house, like he was like, late late nineties, and it was just one computer for everyone.

It was a grind downloading on Napster, just hearing your dad coming up the stairs, trying to.

Delete things, um, but it wasn't good. So wait, you. When you were on the road for 16 years, the NHL, you never were like, Hey, maybe I should get a computer? Like, what did you do when you were on planes? Like, watch a movie?

Well, when it first started, it was remember? Everyone had those, uh, DVD players that, like, you flip up and then there'd be a, so everyone would buy their own DVD player. And then there'd on the plane, uh, so I'd just bring that and then, um, I mean, I have a, uh um, iPad.

Oh, okay, that's computer adjacent. Does the iPad have, like the the keyboard that connects to it?

No God, no, I can't even tell you. Because I fall asleep to my iPad. I have it on like the desk next to my bed, and I, uh, I just I, I strictly have it for that.