#2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 1)
2023-12-13 02:30:01
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Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays to you!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Nobody cares about Kwanzaa anymore. Kwanzaa's out.
Take that Jude off.
Is it out? No one talking about it?
It's not cancelled, just irrelevant.
Well, yeah.
What about this menorah? I think we're on day five of this weird, wacky, heeb holiday. Do we have enough candles missing?
Yeah, we have the right amount.
There you go. Adolf.
Are we going to get in trouble with the president of Harvard for letting us out?
Just say genocide is bad. I can't do it!
It's so good sometimes.
Did she get busted for plagiarizing today? No. Who did? The president of Harvard.
For saying genocide is right? Mine comes. Hitler said that.
She plagiarized her dissertation.
Harvard's got some great talent out there.
Yikes. Well, she's gone now, right? I think they've fired her.
I don't think so. I think some of them are gone and some of them aren't. What's the latest on those three ladies? We should play that video, because the video is fucking insane.
It's wild.
The congressman is like, what?
It's insane.
It's a congresswoman, right? Get them on here.
You can conduct genocide. Or you can't conduct.
You've got to get them in there like, what's your favorite genocide? Rank your top six genocides.
Spanish Inquisition.
Spanish Inquisition was a good one.
Does that count?
Is that a gen?
I'm going to send this to you, Jamie.
I guess it does.
Here we go.
I forgot the eggnog.
I haven't even seen that video yet of those ladies. What? I haven't seen it.
The video is going to drive me nuts.
It's pretty wild. I'm telling you, Hamas is poking a hole in everything. It's all good, except for the dead people.
If you want to get really crazy about this,
while I'm wearing this mustache and glasses,
do you ever wonder?
how much time have you guys ever wondered about whether or not there's foreign influence in the way things are discussed on college campuses?
What do you mean? foreign influence?
I think there's been an ideological capture of colleges. And Yuri Bezmenov, the former KGB guy from the Soviet Union, when he defected, he talked about this openly. The Soviet Union has been trying to do this forever. They've been trying to demoralize America by infecting their educational institutions. And it's a multi-generational approach.
You infect the kids with Marxism and Leninism in the universities, and then you indoctrinate them to these ideas, and then they go off and slowly start to seep into the workplace. And over the course of several generations, you completely diminish their confidence in democracy and what they think about America. You destroy all of the confidence that they have in America, and that's exactly what's happening.
When they're saying Osama bin Laden was.
correct to do 9-11... I wish you would have said all that with the Asian mask on.
Damn it!
It was too hard to form sentences.
The only thing I was thinking of was
Oh, the weather outside...
That's all I was thinking.
It's a great song. Let's play the video, Jamie. This video, to me, it seems like this is like a great example of the madness.
of our current era.
This is the madness encapsulated, because it's literally like the heads of some of the most prestigious educational institutions. These are the people that are teaching young people. These are the people that you take the brightest young minds that get to go to Harvard, The brightest young minds that get to go to Harvard.
That's the school.
It's the intellectual peak in terms of the way we view the world. Listen to what she's saying. Put the headphones on, boys.
Fuck! We can always put the ears back.
...violate Penn's rules or code of conduct. Yes or no?
If the speech turns into conduct, it can be harassment. I am asking, specifically calling for the genocide of Jews, does that constitute bullying or harassment?
If it is directed and severe or pervasive, it is harassment. So the answer is yes. It is a context-dependent decision, Congresswoman. It's a context-dependent decision. That's your testimony today.
Calling for the genocide of Jews is depending upon the context. That is not bullying or harassment. This is the easiest question to answer. yes, Ms. McGill.
Is she a Jew?
I don't know. Seems like a good Catholic.
Yes or no? Why is she smiling?
Weird.
Conduct, meaning committing the act of genocide?
She's getting worked up.
That's the best.
You must love this.
This is a Jewish man.
For the world to see your answer, does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Penn's code of conduct when it comes to bullying and harassment? Yes or no?
It's an easy answer.
She's smiling. The answer is yes. And Dr. Gay, at Harvard...
She lives in a South Park.
She lives in a South Park.
Jesus Christ.
Listen to this.
What's the context? Targeted at an individual.
It's targeted at Jewish students, Jewish individuals. Do you understand your testimony is dehumanizing them? Do you understand that dehumanization is part of antisemitism? I will ask you one more time. Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's rules of bullying and harassment?
Yes or no? Antisemitic rhetoric... And is it antisemitic rhetoric? Antisemitic rhetoric when it crosses into conduct that amounts to bullying, harassment...
Wow, they can't do it.
This is just ladies versus ladies arguments. No one's going anywhere. They're locked in.
I've had a tough morning, too.
We need Herb Dean to stand them back up.
Pause for a second. This is literally one of the most clear things. if you would imagine in society. Just imagine 10 years ago, before any of this woke, shit really took off. Could you imagine there would ever be a time before the Palestine thing, there would ever be a time where you would be in Congress?
You would be on television? You would be talking to the head of a university. Not a wacky student. Not some crazy person that's a part of some far-left psycho organization. The fucking president.
And they can't say that calling for the genocide of Jews, just Jews, period, is harassment. It's fucking insane.
It's weird.
It seems like textbook harassment. It's way worse.
It's calling for genocide.
Forget about black people. What if you said, I call for the genocide of Cambodians?
No, you can't do that. Insane. Genocide of Filipinos.
It's not harassment. It's evil. Harassment means this. It's actionable.
Actionable means murder. You're literally talking about murder.
Actionable is murder. You have to commit genocide for it. If you say, fuck black people, then that's okay? Is that what she's saying, too? I wish there was a follow-up question.
She's saying. if it's actionable. What the fuck is she saying?
It takes a lot for us four tards to be like, this is offensive.
Jamie, someone on Twitter is reporting that she's also in trouble for plagiarism. The lady from Harvard. There's accusations of plagiarism.
Fuck it, Dr. Gay.
This is from a guy, Christopher F. Ruffo. I do not know his background. Writer, City Journal, Senior Fellow, Manhattanist. Teaching and lecturing at Hillsdary, New York.
Followed by Dave Smith. So maybe he's legit.
He's on the ground floor with this shit.
That means he's either a complete fake account.
Scroll back again. Real, Chris Brunette. And I have obtained documentation demonstrating that Harvard president Claudine Gay plagiarized multiple sections of her PhD thesis, violating Harvard's policies on academic integrity.
It only violates its policy if it's actionable.
Yeah, so she lifted an entire paragraph, nearly verbatim from a paper. Again, we don't know if this is true. We're just saying what this Christopher F. Ruffo guy is tweeting, and I haven't researched it at all. While passing it off as her own paraphrase.
Okay, so she lifted an entire paragraph. Go back, so I can read that, please. Nearly verbatim from a paper. Lawrence Bobo and Franklin Gilliams. While passing it off as her own paraphrase and language.
This is a direct violation of Harvard's policy. when you paraphrase your task to distill the source's idea. Show more.
The old Mencia.
Yeah. Distorts his ideas into your own words. It's not enough to change a few words here and there and leave the rest. Instead, you must completely restate the ideas in the passage in your own words. If your own language is too close to the original, then you are plagiarizing, even if you do provide a citation.
That's fair.
She does provide the citation there at the top.
Even with a citation.
Even if you do provide a citation.
That seems crazy. Citation means they wrote this.
I'm more mad about the Jew hate.
This one is super murky. Okay, so let's go on to the next one. It says, repeats his violation of Harvard's policy throughout the document. Again, using work from Bobo and Gilliam, as well as passages from Richard Shingles, Susan Howell, and Deborah Fagan, which she reproduces nearly.
verbatim without
That's hilarious. Without quotation marks.
Okay. But listen, if she's talking about their work, though, I'm a little murky here.
This part's irrelevant to what's going on.
That's not important. Here's the thing. It doesn't, I mean, giving attribution is important, but isn't everybody's work compiled upon the work of the people that came before them? If you're talking about specific things, I don't know what her thesis was on, but if you're talking about a very specific area that a lot of people have crossed over and you've read a lot of their work, even if you put it into your own words, it's going to seem like you're just repeating.
The issue at hand is not whether she's plagiarized. The issue at hand is whether we're thinking about the Jews.
We're piling on now.
The thing is, why does a person like that get to that position? That's why it matters. It matters is, is that person a rigorous intellectual? Is that person someone who's?
really done the work, or they've been kind of fudging it a little here and there?
I don't know.
I don't have the answer.
No gay has ever gotten ahead when they don't deserve it.
Dr. Gay.
Imagine if that wasn't really her last name. She'd change it that way.
Dr. Omo.
She'd change it.
No, a full Whoopi Goldberg.
That's right. Or Jamie Foxx.
Well, now she's writing for the Daily Storm.
How wild is it that this is going on?
It's nutty.
We were talking about it last night, that it's a mind virus. It really is. It has all the symptoms of a mind virus, but it just doesn't have, there's not a bacteria that you can see in a microphone.
Well, it's the hierarchies are coming back to haunt them. It's like, black woman is better than cis man. Jew is white dude. So you can shit on him.
So there's no nuance. White is bad. Brown is good.
It's not just white. It's white in positions of power. It's white in positions of power in a lot of key industries. If you really think about the financial industry, the movie industry, the music industry.
Why are they processing Jordan?
It's just, they're good at it.
Yeah.
I mean,
but because of that, that's why anti-Semitism is a weirdly accepted form of racism. It's a weird one, man. It's a weird one.
It's weird too, because I grew up a Jew, so I kind of get it.
But it's like,
you can't take it that far.
You gotta go individual people.
You guys are successful, but you get the hate, and you don't get the oppression points either.
No oppression points as a person of color.
You can only be minority owners.
Yeah, you're only a minority. You don't even get to be one of the whites.
Exactly.
We make our own country clubs. People are like, no, we didn't like that. Crazy.
Yeah, we're strict. You guys run everything. And you're still not successful.
I'm currently the least successful comedian.
It's just crazy too, because you can also see the perspective of people that think about the innocent Palestinians. And you go, this is insane. This bombing is insane. And because of this one attack, now you're allowed to kill how many thousands of civilians? How many people got maimed?
It would have been funny if Israel just attacked Iraq.
Yeah.
Like we did after 9-11.. You, motherfuckers.
The 27-year-olds weren't alive during 9-11, so they don't remember any of this. Or they're not of memory age.
Yeah, that's important.
So they were like, oh, they see Osama Bin Laden's letters, like, yep, he should have attacked. They have no emotional connection to it.
But that's again, that's TikTok. I swear to God, I really do wonder how much of an influence. Like, I want to think that some of it is just organic stupidity, but I do know that some of it has to be being influenced by other countries. And I think it's easy to do. I think we're so silly.
And when we're young, when we're getting taught by these fucking people in universities, so you get away from your Fox News dad,
right? You get away from.
Shane Gillis. And you're Shane Gillis' kid, and you get to go to some fucking university and, you know, call him up and tell him that everything's racist. And my professor's smarter than you. And you're getting indoctrinated into these whole new sets of ideas.
You do have on Twitter and now on Threads, the same posts 75 different times. 100%. The bots. Duncan told me this 10 years ago that he said 3 quarters or half of whatever it was of all the anti-Star Wars tweets were Russian bots. Just testing to see if he could drive us against each other.
19 of the time.
Duncan lies. a lot. That sounds like a Duncan lie.
Hey man!
The fucking Star Wars thing's.
fake!
I don't think there is an Obi-Wan.
His wife gets in on it. I didn't know it was great. She was really funny. He was in there last week. He was complaining about the karaoke.
And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, this just isn't real karaoke.
And then his wife sat down and was like,
oh yeah, this is not karaoke. I was like, oh, you're funny too!
Oh, she's funny. Even karaoke's not real.
That's a hilarious conspiracy.
That is hilarious.
It is nutty.
Both sides will.
refuse to accept anything on the other side.
It's not gonna end until shit like this happens. It has to hit a breaking point. I think we're getting there.
That thing about surrounding some Jewish student just trying to go to class.
and refusing to let him move.
What are you guys doing?
This is at Harvard. Did I send it to you, Jamie? No, I'm sorry.
I sent it to you guys. But it's just a kid going to class. And they're just harassing him because he looks like a Jew. He is one.
I used to do that in high school.
He's a Jew. Get him.
He's probably going to class or some shit.
I'd say, there's that motherfucker.
What are you going to? Study?
He'd say, is this about Palestine? I'd go, what?
What the fuck is that? Try to be a doctor, bitch. Alright, I sent it to you, Jamie.
But hey, the Jews are fighting back with the no money. But this is Harvard. They're pulling all their money from all these colleges. So that's a good Jew attack.
That'll end everything.
That's really the only way this is going to stop. The only way people are going to wake the fuck up. What are you teaching these kids? Why are they thinking like this?
Look at this.
He looks like one.
They're yelling shame.
at a 19 year old kid.
He's not doing anything.
This is insane.
This is insane. This is literally someone.
just trying to walk to class.
Man, during Hanukkah too.
Shame?
They're just yelling your name, Shane.
In the caption, the guy who tweeted it, it says, no Israeli flag, just a Jew. Tell me, it's anti-Zionism and not anti-Semitism. Jewish students in American universities are unsafe. What is Harvard doing to support the freedoms, liberties, and rights of Jewish students to merely exist on campus?
Yuval David on Twitter wrote this. This is insane.
How did they know he was a Jew? People think I'm a Jew.
They know him, maybe.
I wonder if that kid.
gave like a... There can't be just a solid Jewish guy.
Who knows?
He might have walked behind a protest and said, Israel rules.
Who knows what it is, but still, that's kind of insane.
It's definitely insane.
Even if they have any sort of dispute on anything, you're physically getting in that person's way and holding up flags and screaming in their face. If that's not harassment...
Remember that professor? they locked in a classroom with baseball bats trying to get to him? At some university ten years ago. Maybe it was one of your guys.
Brett Weinstein.
These college students are kind of dumb. They're smart, but they're kind of dumb worldly. They don't know what to do. Let's surround this one. Just push him around a little bit.
Their brains aren't even formed yet.
He's a Jew too. That was the good old days when he just got attacked for a wrong opinion.
During the Black Lives Matter. the bad parts of it, there were black people surrounding Target. Guys, this isn't the way.
The Brett Weinstein thing was about race.
It was a day where they were telling people that were white people. they had to stay home.
It used to be.
a day of appreciation for people of color. People of color, Native Americans, whoever. You could stay home and get paid. They appreciated the fact,
work is harder. without you here. You get the day off. You get paid. Then they changed it.
The kids said they wanted to make it where white people had to stay home. You can't deny people the ability to come to work. It wasn't what it was before. What it was before is you cannot work if you don't want to. You can take the day off.
This is why white people can't come in. Now, you're segregated.
They just haven't thought it out.
What does it say here? The confrontation was triggered when the student attempted to film the demonstrators' faces, leading to his removal from the protest by organizers, according to New York Post. Okay. They were mad at him because he was trying to find out who was saying all these things. He's filming their faces.
Then the question is, what were they saying? If they were calling for death to the Jews, maybe he should be upset at that.
He's just trying to get away. Leave him alone. He's leaving.
You're blocking him with flags. Shame!
It's also trying to find enemies in America about shit that's going on across the globe. Nobody here is doing it. either way. You're getting into a fight in front of a cop station in New York. Both of you guys are arrested.
None of you have any ability to change it.
Then the bail reform. Then they'll get out in two seconds.
You're breathing into the mic like crazy. I'm trying to find who's doing it. I look over and Ari's just going... Because I'm going to get blamed for that. Someone's going to go, Shane's bad ass is breathing into the mic.
I get blamed for farts. You farted at fucking Target. Instantly, I got blamed.
This guy came over and recognized us. He goes, we're big fans. I'm like, you're not going to be. He just lit off a huge fart.
It was the aisles.
The plane's the worst. When I'm on a plane, it stinks like shit. Everyone's looking at me. I'm wearing sweatpants. I'm drinking.
Speaking of Native American, did you see that? Chalk Talk, kid? The Chiefs?
The Kansas City Chiefs kid? That was crazy.
That was so funny. What was the newspaper that said...
They totally hosed him.
Totally hosed him. They said he was in blackface. They showed a picture of one side of his face. He was wearing war paint. And he's Native American.
I love that.
It was just a Chiefs game.
To get racially sensitive at a Kansas City Chiefs game, you're at the wrong place. The entire stadium of white people is going...
You're going to pick the one kid?
It's so crazy to put up a kid's picture. A child. And get it wrong!
Not just get it wrong. Get it wrong and know you're getting it wrong.
And then he doubled down when he was wrong.
On Monday, the left-wing publication Deadspin alleged that the football fan identified as Holden Armenta found a way to hate black people and the Native Americans at the same time.
That's not easy.
Imagine that.
Why is it hate, though? Why do we go right to hate?
Look at that hateful motherfucker. He's a sweet kid.
He probably loves pizza.
What is his background? He has some Native American background?
He owns a casino.
His background is he loves football like a real American.
Yeah, he's part Native Amer.
So it says his child's father is the son of Raul Armenta, a business committee member of the Santa Ynez Board of Chumash Indians. Oh, Jesus. He's deep.
He's a real Native American.
It's so funny. They're like, you must be hateful.
It's like, wait, can I just be Native American? So this fucking kid is literally dressing like his ancestors. And they're calling it, he's hating black people. And, bro, they're getting paid for this one.
Woo-wee, Indian giver.
I would love to see these publications, how many positive... Indian giver didn't sneak by me.
I was just lighting my cigar.
That was a good one.
I had to do a casino in Oklahoma this week. The chief showed up. The chief showed up and sat with his other people sat in the front.
Dude, you're blocking everybody.
Did you get panicky because he was there?
Right before I go on stage, the guy who runs the production there goes, hey, just so you know, the chief's here. This is the first time he's seen a show in like 10 years. They wanted to come to see this. I was like, they have no fucking idea who I am.
Your joke's about Donald Trump.
Why would you think they don't have any idea who you are? They live in America.
No, but they definitely... He was like a 70-year-old fucking chief from Oklahoma.
Yeah, but he's probably online. Probably gets some funny TikToks.
He is good Trump. Trump impression.
Syndrome was down.
There was a comic in the 70s whose Native American would go, he did the Tonight Show. Hi, how are ya?
Yeah, it's so nice.
Charlie Hill was a good dude. Is he still around?
No, he died.
Charlie Hill was cool.
Always friendly, man. Always cool to hang out with at the store.
They're nice people.
That guy was around from the 70s. He was in the prior days.
You had to have an act. You had to have a specific thing.
You had to be like, this is who I am.
It was like early WWF.
That's hilarious.
Can you hit me again there?
Chachi?
Muchachi. I'm Muchachi.
Muchahedin.
Not bad.
You look like Muchahedin.
You look like Arafat.
Me?
This is from the oldest distillery in America. They started making this shit before America. This company was started in 1773..
They're occupiers.
Probably killed a few Choctaws.
There's probably some blood in this fucking barrel.
Hell yeah.
Cracker barrel.
It's nutty. You gotta stay away from it.
I waited.
What I was saying about the mind virus. These fucking people. These fucking people really are sick. We know they're sick. That's sick.
But also thinking you're completely correct, and this is right to do. To slap Nick DiPaolo was correct.
Did someone slap Nick DiPaolo?
Yeah, some lady didn't like his stuff.
When did this happen?
Eight years ago.
Someone wrote an article saying to slap him is correct?
No, someone just came up to a show and was like, hey, that was wrong, I slapped him.
He had a black eye. Yeah, she got him, big fat lady.
Oh, I remember this.
It's the jump from you're morally wrong to I am correct to do whatever I want. Yeah, full violence. I should just tell you I don't like you versus I should arrest you versus anything.
Yeah, that's the punch Nazis thing.
I was talking to Metzger about this because one of his friends was like, yeah, you should punch Nazis. Metzger's like, yeah, but who gets to decide who the fucking Nazi is?
Yeah, it's not agreed upon yet.
Yeah, that's what the problem is. You're saying, just like someone who supports Trump is a Nazi. You can just go and punch them because they support Trump. That's crazy.
Yeah, you've been called Nazi.
I've been called Nazi a lot.
What did you get called Nazi for? I don't know, dude. I tell you what, it's just random people. Did. they see this beard?
you're rocking?
Yeah, maybe.
This is a fucking Moses beard. That's a dude who's leading people across a river.
Leading them right into deep water.
Look at that beard, son. That's fresh.
I like it a lot, actually. Almost a year, nine months. You know what, it's very Rick Rubin-esque.
Smells like pussy.
I almost threw him out of the Comedy Store once. Rick Rubin? What? I work at the back door.
What's your theory?
I think he had a couple good ideas in the 90s, and now he's riding off this guru beard thing.
He's legit. I just saw that Tom Petty documentary.
about wildflowers.
He's barefoot, so he seems smart.
It's not a bad theory. He really is that guy.
Could trim his eyebrow hair, though.
No, you gotta trust me. He's out of his fucking mind, but he really is that guy. He's not bullshitting you.
Yeah, but if he didn't look like that, you wouldn't listen to him.
Yeah, but he looks like that because he really is that guy. He's out of his fucking mind. In the best way possible. He's a very interesting guy. I've talked to him on and off.
It's not that he plays dumb.
He plays dumb when he's like, I don't know anything about music.
He's just never trying to seem smart. Ever. He doesn't try to seem smart.
I don't mind your theory.
Put a shoe on.
I know the guy well. I like him a lot.
He was in the back of the Comedy Store, and he just looked homeless. He looks like that. I had to fucking throw him out.
I was 160 pounds.
Two goddamn bums got in here and started wrestling.
I blocked his way, and Chris Rock went up to him and started talking to him. I was like, this is odd for a homeless guy. I waited, and somebody told me the name. I definitely recognized the name.
That's the best look ever. To be looking like that and step out of a Rolls. Flip flops on. That's the best look of all time.
Only in Portland.
That's a Malibu thing, right? That would be a Malibu thing. They got the big beards.
Pull them up. They're hot guys.
None of them had those beards.
Do they shave?
Unless. these guys are lying about being in Kings of Leon.
ZZ Top is the ultimate. They had the ultimate beards.
ZZ Top used to go into the Pink Dot. They paid with $2 bills. The one of the guys. They would always stamp on it, eat pussy.
They never had beards.
I swear to God, they had beards. What are you talking about?
They all had beards.
They're cute.
I've never seen them without beards.
Throughout all the years, they've never.
There we go.
To the right.
Maybe it's just the one guy. Maybe it was the one guy.
Sorry, everybody.
That's a fresh mustache, too, though.
Great head of hair.
There's something about someone with a beard. They seem smarter.
It's interesting. you say that. It brings up a lot of theories.
One or two things. You seem more manly and brutish.
He couldn't even pretend to sound smart.
He was like, well, that's interesting.
I have theories.
Heretofore, I will notify.
Heretofore is pretty good. Actually, here's why you're wrong. That's not good.
Chrysanthemum?
Adrenochrome?
Comorbidities and such.
Imagine. we found out that was true.
Adrenochrome?
Imagine we found out that that was true.
That and Big Mike, I'm hoping for.
That and Big Mike. What would be more likely?
What's Big Mike? Adrenochrome or Big Mike?
What's Big, Mike?
What's Big Mike? You don't know Big Mike?
Of course you know.
I'm at the forefront.
What's Big, Mike?
That's a long story. Why don't we Google Big Mike? Just Google it.
Michael Obama?
Let's not get this wrong. I've heard of it. The whole thing's wrong.
Let's just Google who is Big Mike, and see what the results are.
There's a rapper named Big Mike, and that's what popped up.
Big Mike meme explained bizarre conspiracy theory. In reference to conspiracy theories alleging that Michelle Obama is secretly transgender.
Scroll down, Jamie, that one. Click on that.
Bizarre conspiracy theory behind Michelle Obama memes. This is another one. I see people saying she's a man. I'm like, China got to you. They got you.
They got you with the internet. If they can get you to think Obama's married to a man. By the way, if I was China, I would kill the chef.
Kill the chef and blame it on him.
He'd drown. I would send in some Chinese Navy seals to grab that dude.
Keep pushing him down. Push his head down.
Put him out underwater and then just leave him there. Maybe pull his pants down.
Take his pants off. What is the Chinese special forces called?
I don't know. They probably have them, though. They must have them.
Chop.
That was an alley-oop.
I just feel like if I was going to get a guy in trouble, I'd do something.
and blame it on him. The oriental sword?
I knew it was going to be awesome.
That's a dope name.
It's not interesting because you're not supposed to say oriental anymore.
It's like natural colored people.
Right. NCAA.
NAACP.
Not NCAA.
The whiskey's really got me.
It's the WNBA.
No! It's that thing with the trans...
That would be a horrible army.
Oh, my god, that's hilarious.
Wait, wait, wait. It's literally called oriental sword?
That's the name of their special forces? Damn! If you wanted to spread some memes, you wanted to get people to be suspicious.
I think Big Mike might have an oriental sword if you know what I'm talking about.
The wildest boy out there is Tucker, Carlson. Tucker's getting a little rowdy.
He said he sucked Barack Obama's dick.
That's what ONA did a long time ago.
ONA had that guy on too?
No, they had some crazy person talking about Condoleezza Rice. You've got to hold her down.
That'd be a good special forces. Condoleezza Rice for Asians.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Didn't even stick the landing.
The fucking angel fell!
He caused the angel to fall.
That's how bad the joke was. Condoleezza Fried Rice?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Damn.
That one doesn't even make sense.
Well, they like rice. I get it.
What were we talking about?
Nothing good.
If you were going to try to get conspiracy theories started, if you were trying to undermine people's faith in the administration, what better way to do it than to say that the guy's gay and then to kill his chef and then say that's his lover? Yeah. You would have to really consider that kind of... They're like,
if we kill him, everyone will think it's him. Oh, right. Exactly.
If they're willing to bomb the shit out of Gaza the way they're doing, if Ukraine and Russia are willing to bomb the shit out of each other the way they're doing it, you don't think that they would whack one dude off. I mean, this is a 100% conspiracy theory that I just concocted.
Yeah.
But if it was Russia or China or Iran or some other foreign nation, if you wanted to fucking stir things up, kill the chef.
Yeah, we're going to make him gay.
Kill the chef, make it look like they're a love triangle or something.
Yikes.
Plant some rumor about a biography. he was writing, a tell-all biography. That's like. immediately you would... Boy, the fucking tricks that they must play.
We know that all that Steele dossier, that pissing, that was all made up. They just made all that up, 100%.
Funded by Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton funded a fake... Yeah, nobody cares, but that's alright.
But no one cares. Everyone knows it and no one cares.
Yeah, the Trump collusion, all that.
All that shit was fake. They made it up and they ran it on the mainstream news for years.
Obama was like, I've seen the proof, it's about to come out, it's 100%, he did it. And then it just never came out.
I hope Obama does have to address Big Mike. That would just be funny for him to be like, uh, my wife doesn't have a cock.
If she does, lift it up her skirt. Just once.
Oh yeah, and the pussy too.
It bites back.
Lift up her skirt and say, shut the fuck up, Reddit.
Just like, look, here it is.
You wanna see where three babies came out of, you? fucking idiot? It's a regular vagina, shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
I mean, don't? they have pictures of her as a young girl?
Yeah, she's a nice looking lady.
You'd be surprised how hard they are to find.
Do you know, do you imagine what a crazy thing that would be if someone pulled that off?
It'd be the best.
There's a story we were talking about last night, I think it was the 1800s, this guy had this wife and the wife died while the guy was out of town and it turned out the wife was really a man the whole time. And then the guy killed himself. Because he just couldn't deal with the shame of it all. Because everybody knew that he was married to a transgender woman. And this was like, I wanna say it was like the late 1800s.
He knew. Oh yeah, he knew 100%.
He just didn't know it came out.
He didn't want the town to know. The town thought that that was his wife.
He had covered service with it.
In that year, you could just go to another town. There was no social media.
Back then, they were fine. They didn't wear fucking Lululemon pants. So you couldn't see his hog. So he just wore a skirt, like a regular. If you're wearing a regular skirt from the 1800s, that's just a woman with rough features.
It's actually a very sweet story. It's like a really beautiful...
It's a brokeback.
Romeo and Juliet.
In the end, he couldn't take it.
It depends on what he killed himself for. If he killed himself because of the shame of being married to a guy, or did he kill himself for the shame or for the heartbreak?
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