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We are taping this right now. On Henry Lockwood's 31st birthday. Happy birthday Hank. Happy birthday Hank. Henry Lockwood is coming off a night where he went to see his quarterback who won six Super Bowls for him. Uh, be inducted into the Patriots Hall of Fame, and that quarterback named Hank and Fidel Bergen, Gas and Dave. Who? Who actually left, Uh? In his induction speech, the the Hall of Fame greatest quarterback of all time named Hank in his induction speech.
Wow, his Celtics were going up three. Oh, on the precipice of winning their 18th banner. Today is his birthday. Oh, and just a little cherry on top.
Bryson is his max bet for the U S Open, and he's like, third hank, the whole world is just coming up hank right now. I don't really know what else to say other than like, you were just passengers.
Ride through the Galaxy. I got something, and I want to add one thing to it real quick, uh. He also saw a down and out appears, possibly homeless person, Uh, wearing the handsome Hank Lockwood boxing shirt at a bus station in South Boston. So it's been, it's been quite a trip.
Uh, hank, my question for you is, Can you teach me your ways?
I mean, I'm I'm the luckiest guy in the.
World, there's. There's really nothing to say other than than I. Just pure luck, right place, right time. I don't really know why. I know I don't deserve it.
Um, but I just, I just, and and you can't, I'm just lucky, I'm just lucky. There's really nothing else I can say. Uh, I definitely don't deserve it. But I'm happy that I'm able to experience the things I'm able to experience and and blessed, and you know, I thank you too.
I thank Dave for for you know.
Everything, really. But I didn't actually want an answer here, I didn't want an answer. I don't know why. This wasn't what I wanted, I just wanted to acknowledge it. I'm assuming Max took off his.
Headphones, Pft. He took them off his ears and then Hank kept going. And then gradually, he just slowly took them off his entire head and put them down on the desk next to him. He can't take it.
Hank is it's you forgot one thing. The Red Sox beat the Phillies last night too.
Oh yeah, you don't even know that they're winning again tonight, you fucking loser.
Well, he's actually not a loser.
You can call Hank a lot of things. You can call Hank a terrible golfer.
I know, I know, I know, I know, yay.
Sleeps too much?
But he's not a loser, he's not a loser.
He's not a loser.
Hank is a winner and that's why I want to know his ways. I mean, whatever he's been doing in his life has worked out so tremendously well for him. That there's something that we can, all we can all learn from. Hank, Uh, Hank, I saw you also tweeted out this morning that, um, you are now as old as me and Big Cat were when we started. Part of my take, which made me feel extremely old, out of all the things that have made me feel old in my late thirties.
I mean, late twenties, uh, that is probably the number one. Like, thinking it in that terms really blows my mind. So I want to know, like when you started doing part of my.
Take, Did we feel old to you? Oh yeah, I was 22, so I don't know how you guys feel, but I like, obviously I. I live a a peter pan basically lifestyle with his job. But I feel like time has just kind of stopped since we started the podcast. Like I, it's probably bad that I don't really like feel any different than I did when the podcast started, but I don't like I was 22 when the podcast started. I'm 31 now, but I feel like I think in the exact same way as I did back then. I'm just like a little bit better off in life.
I feel the same way. The other one PFT is. My son is about to turn five, uh, next week, so I've been.
A dad for more than half of this show, that's crazy, too crazy, that's all right, yeah.
That.
One fucked me up as well. But yeah, Hank, being 31, the age that we started, um, it's just I, Yeah, I, I don't know. He's. He's still got his whole life in front of him to get the guy just whatever he, whatever. Even when Hank is down for a little bit, and he's been down before, I mean, he, he literally sucked. Nikki smokes cock on video last week. But it doesn't matter, because it always, just he'd, always comes back, he always bounces back. He's the stock that everyone should have bought 10 years ago.
I guess I kind of did, I guess we both did, and uh, he, he just keeps. You might have a bad quarter, but then it's the dividends, just, I think that's the word, just keep producing insane profits. I'm like, Uh, I'm like the roaring kitty.
It's like, I, I like the stock, I like, I like, I like the Honk, and I'm glad we invest in you, Hank. Uh, in the middle of the night last night, when you were on this heater and I was getting ready to go to sleep. And you pointed out that not only had all these great things happen, but also that the Red Sox beat the Phillies and you didn't even know about it. Um, I thought to myself, I should get out of bed and just fuck up all the slats in my bed frame because it might be the way that you're sleeping. I don't know.
I just want to be more like Hank, what can I say?
Eat some spiders, yeah.
I put, I put a hole in my wall now. Okay, last thing, cause I do want to talk about the game, Hank, then I want to talk about your night at Brady's retirement.
The last thing I was wondering, So you're such a winner, Hank, you're the ultimate winner. Here comes the backend. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, this isn't going to be a backend.
What would it feel like if, and I'm just saying, any of us in this room were the ultimate loser? But Hank, the ultimate winner, was our boss. That would suck, I would quit, cause we joke, we joke about Hank being our boss. PFT.
He's not actually, he actually is Max's boss. What?
We're talking about the game.
I feel like it's a good thing. It gives Max something to strive for, it gives him examples of what it looks like like. You never want your subordinates to be better than your boss.
Oh, it's better for me to kind of show him the way and just give him something to strive for. Like, I think that's like the best boss you can ask for. It's true, right?
It's a great point, yeah, it's, it's very good. And I mean, you're showing that you're not afraid to be a hands-on boss either. Because the Celtics, what four fifths of their starting lineup, were at one time 76ers, so you're showing them how to take the same or could have been 76ers.
You're you're taking the same ingredients and you're showing them. This is. This is how you assemble a winning culture and you can learn a lot from this. So I appreciate that about your boss.
Ship Hank.
Max, you have any? He's not even he might might be the end of him. Cause there really is incredible how much Hank wins and how much Max loses, and Max has to report to Hank. His job is in Hank's hands. It's actually a credit to you, Hank, that you do such great charity service by employing a guy like Max.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I just want to help him. I listen, no one roots for Max more than me. That's that's the thing that he doesn't realize that, like, I want him to get to this level.
Like, there's no one that's rooting for him to be where I'm at. I think we need to get Max like an.
Emotional support animal like somebody, that's that's a bigger loser than him and that way, he.
Can shit on that person memes?
Well, Memes also is in the category of people that, like, promptly hate me, but also has to post when I do good things on social media. And I know he hates doing it, but I love that, it's so true. It's a shame like it might feel bad, but not at all.
Hank's okay, but yesterday he just had to post highlights of Tom Brady sucking off Hank.
Shout out big Dom, Shout out big Dom.
It has nothing to do with this Max, we can talk about that later.
No, no, that was. That was a win for me. I get, I get, I get to get one of these wins every now.
And then, Oh, big Dom sent us some footballs, that was a win. Wow, you got sent some merch.
Big Dom's a legend hank. Do you think Tom Brady would ever send you some merch? Yeah, of course. yeah, it was. It was very cool seeing you guys meet him.
And, uh, I was. I was jealous because to have an athlete like that that you grew up idolizing. To look back and look you in the eye and being like, Thank you guys, that was great. I love Fight's response, which was like, Dude, shut the hell up, Yeah, it was so perfect.
Yeah, no, Tom, Brady thanked.
Hank and Dave and Gaz, and fights and fights. First words to Tom Brady were, No, you shut the hell up, thank you, and yeah, so Hank, tell us, let's do that.
And then we'll talk to Celtics Game because memes did have to post all these highlights. You went to Tom Brady's retirement ceremony. For people who don't know the lore, uh, when Tom Brady deflate gate, he got suspended. Dave fights Gaz and Hank. The Brady, four went to jail for Tom Brady. They, they, they went and protested at the NFL Office.
Hank spent a night in jail, literally for Tom Brady, so on Tom Brady's induction night last night, uh, they dressed up exactly like they dressed up when they went to jail. They got special seats, like great seats, uh, given to them by Robert Craft. They got to meet Tom Brady, so then take it away, Hank.
What, what was last night? Like, Yeah, I mean.
It was, it was a beyond surreal night. We obviously, well, first of all. We parked like a mile and a half away and Dave had a parking pass, but he didn't have it. So he was like, we'll just walk so we. It was a classic Barstow situation where we were walking like so far, to get to the stadium, which was which was funny cause.
Then we just walked into the VIP red carpet area with all the players. We see Scott Go Zolak, recurring guests of the show Absolute Lightning Rod. He's like, Ah, like, you know, yelling at us. We go to check in, and Zolak is. Asked the lady at the front desk, like, Where am I sitting? and she said, Oh, you're in the general, like you have a seat in the general area.
And then she's like, Oh, Dave, you guys are at table 31.
There's 70 and so Zolak was like, what the fuck like, how do you guys have seats? And I'm just in, like, sitting with the regular people.
He literally broadcast the games, uh, and then waiting for the red carpet. It was just all former Patriots players Gronk Edelman, Randy Moss, William McGinnis. And for me, like, there was a bunch of surreal parts of it. But seeing Gronk and Edelman and like them just kind of coming up to us and dapping us up. Like we were players and obviously we know them really well, like that was crazy.
Cause they're, you know, they're. It's a bunch of players just hamming it up, saying what's up to each other? And they just walk past us like, we're, you know? Gronk was like, Oh, what's up, Eric? like, dap me up, gave me a hug. Same with Edelman. Like that was insane to me, obviously, just like knowing, like, felt like we were, you know, felt like we were on the team.
That was really cool. Um, we did a red carpet interview with with Boston that I don't think aired. And and Dave, like Jason McCordy was, or Devin McCordy was doing. We're gonna have to figure out which one that was. Fuck, no, no, no.
Do not cut that.
No, not getting cut.
Crazy.
Crazy that you think I would cut that.
McCordy was doing the interviews and, uh, he asked Fidelberg question. I wish, I wish it aired so bad. I've never seen Fidelberg freeze like this in his life. Like, he asked me, he's like, Did you guys know you're going to jail? And I said, we thought we're going to get out in the same night.
We got arrested. The cop was like, Hey, it's too late in the afternoon, you're gonna have to spend the night. And we all kind of froze and looked at each other. We're like, Oh, that's Fidelberg question.
And I think Fidelberg was thinking about whether or not he could say shit, cause he was going to say the story about how I took a shit in jail. But he just froze so bad for like 10 seconds, like he put the mic in front of him. But it was just, uh, unfortunately, that clip never came out. I hope they post it cause it was so funny.
Uh, and then, yeah, we were just. We were just hanging out with, like, you know, patriots, legends. And everyone was coming up to Dave. Bon Jovi came up to Dave like they were best friends. It was like, Oh, Dave, when are you coming over for lunch? Like that was insane.
The whole night was just beyond insane. And then we were sitting at the seats and someone came over and said, like, Hey, I think you guys are in the speech. Cause when we met Brady, too, he's like, you guys have really good seats right in the front row. Which should have tipped us off. Knowing that he knew where we were sitting, cause he had been, you know, writing a speech and planning for it. Uh, Dave, leaving was was.
Was something was definitely something, and then when he when he thanked you.
We had the game on a phone, like we were watching it, and I think Dave tried to get it on his phone. With YouTube, TV. And the the region that said, like, you're in the wrong region. And he just kind of was like, I got to watch, like he just went from trying to get it on.
He couldn't get it on, he was like, I gotta watch the game, I gotta go, Uh, hank, when he thanked you guys, we were going to be in the speech like we, we knew, like we said. He was like, if I, if I wait till it ends, it's going to be crazy for me.
Cause people are going to stop and talk, which they were obviously all night. Like. Everyone was treating him like royalty. So it would have taken him way longer to get to the bar where we knew, like me, Gaz and Feidelberg could kind of just run over there. So he was like, I'll leave and you guys just come after the thing.
Uh, but even after he left, I was like, we're going to get mentioned, like, he's going to get mentioned. He didn't know we were going to be in the Jumbotron, but we knew kind of beforehand that we were gonna like, we had been told like, you guys are in the.
Speech Yeah, and when he thanked you, you pulled an all time power move, which was you stood up and you, you gave yourself a standing ovation. Yeah, pump up the crowd.
Yeah, I saw myself, I.
Mean, the pop, the fact that we got a pop, there was, you know, different pops. All night people came on the stage. Randy Moss By far the best one. It brought me to tears. They had, you know, they had, uh, they had defense come on, and then they had some offensive players come on. And they had the quarterbacks come on. At different times to do, like talking segments, and Randy Moss came on.
He started to talk, and before he could even speak, everyone just started clapping. Everyone stood up, gave him like a two minute long standing ovation. He started crying. I was crying. It was a.
Beautiful, beautiful moment. Um, question Hank, Uh, this moment where Tom Brady mentioned you in his Patriots Hall of Fame induction speech again before anything else. Before his parents, he mentions you. So that clip goes out, uh, means from your perspective, how is that having to post?
That.
It was terrible. Okay, great, thank you. Memes, uh, numbers like that.
It was good, it was good numbers, right, like it got great, great, great views, great engagement, yeah.
That's what.
The game is right. Yeah, you're right, you're right. It's part of the job.
Okay, all right.
You did every second of it. Keep going, hank.
It was, I just can't. It was insane, the amount of players that. Obviously I'm a fan and obviously this is a massive podcast and Barstool's a massive platform. So I shouldn't get surprised. And I've been doing it for 11 years. But as a fan of the team, the amount of people that were coming up to us, like, you know, Belichick, Sons and and Steve, Uh, Peely, and I mean, Scott Peely. I meant messing up everyone's names is bad. Cut that, cut that, cut that.
Yeah, cut that Scott Peely.
Just everyone coming up and dapping us up like we were just, you know, part of the team or part of the organization was was beyond surreal. And then getting the shout out at the top of the speech, you said fans. And then he said the brady four, and then he went into his family, like he mentioned us, right out of the gate.
Uh, we were on the drum, we got up, yeah, we got it, we got a pop. I mean, when he was the the the camera angle, you can't see my face, thankfully, when he was thanking us. And obviously he's a professional and he's probably, like, used to doing eye contact.
He was just looking straight at me and I did not know what to do. Like, I was praying that he looked away, cause like, he kept talking and staring at me and I was just like.
Look away like, Please, look away like this is, I can't, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
I have a 31 year old and I acted like I was. I've never been more nervous or more excited in my entire life. Like I felt like a two-year-old, like it was amazing.
Yeah, we're entirely. We have a soft agreement, we have we, we've got, we've got a we've got a tentative date. I'm not going to worry, we don't do that on the show, but we.
We've got verbals, okay, all right, so there's a work trip, good job.
So I did see the fucking.
Lighthouse It looked like shit. Oh no, it looked awesome. No, it looked like dog. The picture of you in front of the lighthouse was true.
You had so much face paint on it, it looked like gas put.
Your face paint on for you? Yeah, well, I kept rubbing my face and then forgetting I had face paint on. And then, like, wiping it off my white shorts, which was dumb. It was a little bit of a messy, a messy, messy evening. I'm just jealous.
I'm just jealous. Sammy J. the comedian was at our table. She was funny as fuck. Bill Burr absolutely brought the house down. Jay-z performance, Kenny Chesney performance.
It was just it was, it was magical. Your winner, all right, so.
And then next topic the Celtics are up three. Oh, and the Mavs, Luka has gone out as sad as sad could be, they've just tough. It's a pathetic second half by Luka. Where there was that two possessions in a row. Where he took back to back threes and tried to get a foul call and then just didn't go back on defense, that was so, so sad.
And just like bad basketball, like terrible to watch. And he ends up fouling out and then complaints about the refs. Afterwards. Brian Wind Horse, our guy Windy, absolutely eviscerated him on Scott Van Pelt afterwards, basically saying he has to mature.
He has to get better, he has to stop doing these things that are hurting his team. Which are all facts. Like Luka is the third best player in the NBA. There still are a lot of things that are just, Oh, hank, okay.
We don't want to do this again, Hank, you want to do this again.
Hank, Let's not do this again, let's not do this again. I do agree with Hank that. Jalen Brown.
Jalen Brown It was was Jim Brown scored 24 points in the second half. He was incredible, like a phenomenal Celtics team. I. It's crazy because that blowing that.
It's crazy to watch a team mature to a point where you can actually still see their past in their present. In the fact that they blew, they almost blew a 20 point lead, which is something that a couple of years ago, Hank, you would agree, they would have actually blown the 20 point lead. So you can see the past happening and then you can see them being like, No, wait, that's not what we do anymore. We're just going to win this game and execute down the stretch.
And Jalen Brown's going to hit a big jumper to ice the Mavs out at home. And you could see it all happening at the.
Same time they they asked Derek White about that after the game, like, is Joe Missoula do you think he's happy? The fact that you guys keep coming close to getting beaten and then you, you just put your foot on the gas and crush them. And Derek was like, Yeah, he's a sicko.
So I think he probably does enjoy this, like he's showing them the videos of dudes getting choked out, almost choked out and fighting back. Missoula is definitely enjoying those types of wins, too. And I think you are right, like you can see Joe Jitsu.
Yeah, Joe, Oh, I like that, Joe Jitsu.
You can see, like the maturity, that's a better shirt than Giruth.
The truth, Yeah, you're wearing it.
Okay, what about? what about the dry, nasty yeah drum Brady, our good friend Donnie?
Whore for July Yeah, whore for July is pretty good. May the whore be with you. Uh, there's a lot of good shirts we can sell hank when you inevitably win. But big cat, you brought up Brian Wind Horse and his, his evisceration, his ether of Luca, and you saw him.
I don't know if you guys watch this live. I was standing up in my basement like fist bumping, like I'm watching Arsenio. Because when he didn't, he didn't tell any lies, and that you could, you could make the argument. Some of it was personal, but it was all a hundred percent correct. I think my favorite part was when he pointed at the tunnel and he goes, See that tunnel right there.
Yeah, that's where the winners walk and you're never going to be over there. And then later on, he said that, uh, maybe some. I have the quote right here. Maybe over the summer somebody will get to him. Because nobody with a Mavericks or anybody else in his life has, and that's why the Mavericks are at this point.
They'll never get to this tunnel with the trophy if he doesn't improve. And, uh, he was spot on, like Luca, crying about fouling out of the game on the dumbest foul to take. And yeah, it was like it was borderline, but it was still a dumb position to put yourself in. Uh, and then and then right afterwards, screaming at his own bench to be like, you better fucking challenge that.
Then they do challenge it and then they lose that challenge. And then after the game he's still blaming the refs. It's Luca, he's a.
Baby back, bitch He was being a baby back bitch last night. And after the after, he demands that they challenge that one, the next play or the set, maybe a play after that. I think it was a P.J. Washington screen. Yeah, that one could have been challenged and probably would have been overturned, but they burn the challenge because Luca was complaining.
And I love watching Luca play basketball, but that was one of the like you can't defend. What he did in game three like that was pathetic. And and like Wendy said, he will hopefully mature from it and get better. And like this will be. Because, look, you're seeing it right now. On the other sideline, the Celtics are the mature team.
Like there, there have been moments where Tatum and Jalen Brown, they've, they've had moments where you're like, this team lacks that killer instinct, maturity. They had to go through the wars to get to that point where they are a championship caliber, a championship winning team. That's going to be up there with some of the greatest teams ever when you look at their record, so it does take. That's one of my favorite parts about the NB.A. is the wars that it takes for teams like you can see it throughout the history of the NBA.
You have to go through the struggles to climb over the mountain. Luca's right now getting shit on, and rightfully so I wouldn't sell my Luca stock, but that was pathetic last night.
Yeah, it was really bad, and it got so bad that even Mavs fans, they were like, we can't, we can't defend this, it was bad. Those, uh, that, uh, back to back series.
It's actually, we can't Luca this. yeah, we can't defend.
We know we we can Luca this, we can Luca this, we're going to Luca this right now, meaning we're not going to defend it, yeah.
And on those back to back uh threes that that he missed and then flopped on, uh, at least one of which led to a quick basket. At the other end. It, the flops were just they were insane. It looked like he got hit by by a train in midair, it was so stupid. So he would. He would take the shot and then go fully horizontal and then bitch at the referees for about 40 feet and be like, Oh shit, I got to play defense.
Oh, it's too late to play defense, it was bad. And there are compilations we've reached Luca Compilation season, where you are now able to take these three games. And to put together a highlight reel of Luca's perimeter defense. And just watch how bad it's been.
How bad it's been, he's getting blown by now. You could make the argument shut up for this part.
We're talking.
Max, Can you meet Hank real quick? Cut Hank's mic?
You have enough going on, you can't like, just let us talk about Luca for a minute.
Yeah, okay, so um, now I forgot where I was because Hank interrupted me to to join the dog pile. Oh yeah, the the compilation, the compilation of his defense.
You could make the argument that their defense is designed with Luca in mind, where he's going to get blown by. And then you've got Derek Lively and some other guys down there that are quick to pick up a guy that's driving. But it also throws off the entire rotation, where you get two passes, now you've got an open three. And so his defense isn't just about a guy getting past him and getting to the basket. But it makes everybody else on defense have to work so much harder and still lose.
Well, and I, I, I'm not even like Luca's defense. We know it's not elite his offense is, but more than just Luca's defense. It's just more of a testament to the Celtics having no holes. They don't have a guy who can you you can sag off of, they don't have a guy that you can basically say we're going to ignore them.
They don't have a guy that you can put your worst defender on and say he's going to be okay. They have top to bottom guys that can get their own bucket, they can make a three pointer, they can defend on the other end. And that's why they're the the girl. They're going to be the champions of the N.BA. Probably to, you know, tonight.
And and that's a testament to them. More than like, as much as last night was about Luca, I don't want to just have it be all like, shit on Luca. It's also the Celtics are just that much better and they're that good of a team. You know what I mean?
Can I say one tweet that I saw that was? I thought, very funny that. And I love Wendy, I love, love Wendy, but I, I'm going to say it and I love Wendy. One person did quote to you and he said, Damn, that's fat on, fat crime.
And I laughed, That's a good point. I laughed a little bit, That's a fair point. That's more of a shot at Luca, by the way.
But listen, don't, don't go at Wendy, Wendy. Wendy said nothing wrong, Wendy, in fact, Wendy. People don't realize how powerful Brian Wind horses. I would make the argument that LeBron is just a Wendy merchant, that Wendy, Wendy made Lebron, not the.
Other way around, I'm like, I'm legitimately happy for Wendy. And the second part of his career, when when everyone thought that all he could do was cover LeBron. And he is, because he does this every now and then, where he will go hard on someone, and it will always be facts and you. You don't see it that often in traditional journalism, in traditional sports media, because everyone wants their access.
Everyone wants to be friendly with the with the players. I mean, we're, we're literally walking, that's what we do.
But Wendy, when he decides that he's going to go for it, it's always factual and it's not like malicious or personal. It's just this is what has occurred and this is what needs to be fixed. And I love when he does it because there's very few guys that will that have the balls to do what Wendy did. Yeah, yeah.
And Hank, you can rejoin the conversation. What were your thoughts on last night? I mean, that was even in the first, the first six minutes of the game. I thought that this was going to be the Mavs night. Like, they came out and they were up like 13. And then it felt like there was a weird shift in the universe. And it happened to coincide with Max trying to run up the score on you via text message four minutes into the game. Uh, which was just watch one N.B.A. game, Max, you were also joining in, barely, barely.
I said, the tatum three, the twin tatum shot, that shot, I said.
Hey, are you getting updates of the Rim? And then you said, Oh, no Max, you should give him updates.
Yeah, because I want to see you and I want to see you fail.
How many updates did I give? I just as many as I did. That's a lie, that's a lie. Go look at it.
I started to give good Celtics.
Updates The only update I gave was going at it. This is hard to hear. Find me the updates. What?
Did I say I said the tatum shot, cause that was a funny shot? That was a funny shot, it hit like?
17 parts parts of the rim.
Yeah, it was, it was, I mean, again, the first quarter to your point, it was. It was text messages off the Yang and then I started watching the game and they.
Almost instantly started coming back.
Uh, the first text I saw was from Max to Hank, he says.
Drink a water well. That was at like two o'clock when he was like, Oh my god.
Okay.
This is from Max Seven 50.
Hey Hank, I don't know if you can watch the game, but do you want me to give you updates? Big cat probably should, just to be safe. Me my cable is down, can you tell me?
That's pft. I did the same thing, totally down, yeah. Want Max to get going?
Hank says, I have them, so I think that's Hank saying he doesn't need updates. Max says Well, the maps look pretty good, they're currently up 13..
They look good. A lot of game left true, There was a lot of game left. Hank.
Yeah, I'm aware. Max six point game, a lot of game left. Hank Big cat Tatum just hit a Swiss three, so pure.
So pure, don't think it touched the net. Hank nice Max.
Two point game, Hank No, quit. And then, uh, I told you I was giving it and then, like 10 minutes later, Celtics.
One congrats Hank, but Hank is spelled H a b k. Oh, I gave one update.
But none of my updates were were done, I only gave one negative update.
You tried to see you try, you factor fiction. You started texting Hank being like, cause I thought it was going to be the Mavs night too, but you started taking, texting Hank. When they were up 13 and the crowd was rocking, and you're like.
This is going to be awesome. Yeah, no, well, I will also. Hank was having such a good night.
It was such bullshit. Oh. After Max said drink of water, Hank says I didn't even get drunk tonight.
I drove high on life. Uh, either way, I got back. Yeah, I, I got back. My phone died.
So I didn't really have my phone. I drove, drove like an hour home, finally got home at like midnight. And was just, you know, basking in all the clips and highlights and tweets and stuff. And then before. So I probably like, that took an hour before I went to bed. I just went on the score app and I had no idea. The Red Sox were even playing the Phillies, and seeing the score that the Red Sox beat the Phillies just was a cherry on top. Five to one.
And I tweeted that this is going to be.
The best team of all time. It's hard to keep track of all of Hank's dubs. And then they got.
Smoked again, the only, the only other game thing that I noticed. I was watching some of the replay, uh, before we recorded, cause I was watching on my phone. Basically till the fourth quarter, then I was watching in a bar, so it wasn't as fully locked in. When the Mavs came back, Jason could call the timeout when they had all of the momentum.
I think they were. They got cut the lead to three and he called the timeout for seemingly no reason. And that was kind of it. Like the Celtics, the Luca, I think, fouled out right after that and the Celtics pulled away. They also should have called a foul, a loose ball foul.
And he just ran over.
J. Jalen Brown They didn't. You got the illegal screen, which was a horrendous call, and they had been letting everything go all night. And that that ended the game. The Celtics were on their.
Heels, I mean, he put his shoulder into the guy's neck. But yeah, they also didn't. That was a makeup call. They, they. He did have an illegal screen that they basically did the same play coming down the court, a possession before they didn't call it.
And they probably told him, like.
Don't do it again. He did it again. They called it, so it was a makeup. Is it a makeup foul?
Or.
Did he put his shoulder into his neck? Both the, uh, it, the Celtics did, it was. It was bizarre. They were cruising that third quarter, they were cruising and they were just driving and getting to the rack, you know, kicking out for open threes.
And then there was a six minute stretch where they just stopped doing that, playing with their food. Yeah, vintage old cell phones, it was crazy.
You just watching it be like you guys were doing something that the Mavs could not stop, and then you just decided to stop doing it. And then they did it at the end. And Jalen Brown will probably be the finals MVP, would you say him or Drew?
I think it's probably like 60, 40.
JALEN BROWN But I think Game four could could swing it either way. Like if Jason Tatum goes off for like 40 or triple double or something. No shot, he's shooting like 8, he has a shot.
H.e.
Has, if you look at the odds, if you look at the odds Max, I think Las Vegas knows a little bit better than Max. Las Vegas has him. I think that he's the second most likely to get MVP at getting MVP, but what? But at what odds look? I can pull it up right now.
It's not that far, it's not that crazy. But right now, I think if he has a triple double and Jalen Brown has the average game.
He'll get it, but Jalen Brown that that second half like that, he took over. Oh, did you see?
When, um, when they were reviewing the challenge, uh, when Luca was fouling out, there were. There was a moment where Luca was just staring at the referee and you could see the look on his face. Like, Oh fuck, I shouldn't have talked all this shit to referees my entire career, that's, yeah.
Because, do you know, do you know who I am? Like him saying, like, Oh, you're going to give me six fouls in the finals, like, dude, you gave you fouled six times, probably more, and the ref?
The ref that's reviewing it, I'm not saying that he's going to, like, hold something personal against Luca. And if it's not a foul, call it a foul, but if it's close, fuck him. Yeah, I.
It's our Luca flow chart that we said a week ago. If he hits a shot, he'll yell at someone in the crowd and flex and stare at them. And if he misses a shot, it will be like, I got fouled and start screaming at the ref and slowly get back on defense. That's how it goes every single.
Possession, it works. And and we should, uh, we should maybe lay off Luca for a second. Cause I think that there's something else that we need to discuss, maybe the reason why Luca is being the way that he is.
And, uh, a guy named Baker, Baker Baker pointed this out on Twitter. Luca hasn't won a game or really played well at all since. They took the beer out of his hand. After Michael Finley. Yeah, the Western Conference finals. Luca had a beer. Finley walks by, sees Luca drinking a beer in the celebration, grabs it out of his hand, walks away.
And Luca's just standing there, hanging his head. You got to let Luca drink. let the man have a beer.
Well, he's had good games, he just sells. Us are better. Yeah, I mean, he game two he was.
Awesome, he was good first quarter in that one. Yeah, he's, he's played well. But I guess I'm more colored by the last, the last half that I saw play and how bad it was.
It was pathetic, uh?
All right, Jalen Brown's a minus two 80. Jason Tatum is plus two 50, so yeah, this is gonna be Jalen Brown. Thank you to DraftKings.
Uh, okay, let's talk some other things, anything else? Hank, you're about to raise a banner. 18 and shave your head.
Yeah, I'm excited, great time to be alive. Okay, great answer guys. Uh, us open.
We have, uh, Patrick Cantlie in first or no. Rory's tied with him, right? Rory's tied with him, uh. People mad about what, what, what, what do they keep saying? Borderline? the board, the course is borderline.
Yeah, um, other big notes I had from this is, Uh, Brooks having his text interview, uh, was one of the funniest things I've ever read. If people missed it. Brooks skipped his media today after the round, and Iman Lynch texted him a golf reporter, basically being like, Hey, you skipped your interview. Would you? Would you want to do an interview over text? And Brooks said, Sure, go ahead, fire away.
And they went back and forth. And it was very funny because Brooks essentially was like, you guys ask really boring questions about the course. And oh, you know, when you bogeyed that hole, do you think you should have shot something different? Uh, and they went back and forth, and back and forth, and Brooks was just brutally honest.
And it was very funny, including, Um, I'm going to read my favorite part. Well, one Iman, uh, tried to correct Brooks. Uh he. He said, your instead of your, so you know, you? Y o u r instead of y o u r e. And Brooks just said, Thanks dad. Uh, back to him. But he he mon uh was like, Oh, you're, you know, you're trying to feel bad for yourself? You got a pity party.
What are you going to do after this? Um, and Brooks, I'm going to try to find the exact clip. Oh, he tried to tell him. He asked him if he was going to take a nap, and he said, No, that's my son, I'm not going to take a nap. And then the best line that Brooks had was, Uh, Jenna's working out. And I'm doing my routine, have a dip in and I'm going to get ready for the game.
And, uh, I want more of these Brooks interviews via text, cause I feel like he's.
Way more honest, go peas, he might as well just answer it all with Go peas, Yeah, yeah.
Start texting him before each, after each round. Yeah, get really, really undercut the mainstream media. I love how Brooks was just like, Well, your questions aren't creative enough, and he's like, Okay, so what? what kind of uncreative questions are you being?
What's the most creative question that you've been asked? And the best example that he had was, Uh, somebody asked me about the grass.
Yeah.
What do you think about Bermuda? Grass? Yeah, it's. It was a perfect back and forth, cause I don't think like Brooks wasn't being mean, it was just he's like, Yeah, I didn't really want to do the interview. You guys ask the same questions.
What do you want me to do? And the guy was kind of pushing back and I think it was like a funny back and forth. I liked it and we need more of it.
People are people can be a little bit meaner via texts and they can face to face.
Yeah, it worked out well, but Rory played very well today. uh, Max played okay, yeah.
Rory Now that Rory's, he's back, he's totally back. The relationship has been mended. That was news that came out like, last week, what?
Yeah, yeah, he not getting divorced. That read like a fake golf thing. No, we should have known this.
Nobody melts down like a golfer that's going through a divorce, that's just it's always, if you go through a divorce, you lose like five strokes off your game. But now that he's back, he's having the makeup, sex and the makeup.
Sex is propelling him to get in the hole. Wait. So he essentially said he was going to get divorced so that he could go hook up with a couple of chicks for, like, a month. Who knows what? A.
What a move, a fake divorce. Are you saying? it was a fake divorce? maybe?
No, I'm I'm saying he probably had intentions of divorcing and then hooked up with some chicks.
I was like, Nah, actually, I don't really, I'm good, yeah. He started dating one crazy chick.
Yeah, like, I'm good, I'd. I'd rather. yeah, I'd rather just have my family.
Well, he's been out of the game for a long time, right? They got married a while ago, 10, 15 years, something like that, so the game's changed a lot since then. He's probably not equipped to handle sexting. Married in 2017..
Not even close. Oh well, they've been. They were together for a while before that, I thought.
I'm not, I'm going to be honest, I'm not a big. I'm not really up on Rory McIlroy's love life. I'll be, I'll hand up. That's a sports story that I've missed.
Um, you guys see his final pot? Yeah, he walked it in, yeah, it was sick. He walked it in with like five feet to go, and it never had a doubt.
Um, hank, I also want to say that, uh, it's a little cool that we played mid pots.
Thank you, you're welcome, you're welcome. A couple of times today, I was watching.
I was like, Oh, I remember that hole. Oh, no, wait, it was 10 miles away. Yeah, no, but there was a couple of.
Times where I saw it in the straw and I was like, Hmm, what would? what would I do? Oh, I actually did it. Driver off the deck Yeah, that's what they should do here. Same soil, the same grass.
I could answer to Iman's questions about the grass. I actually was green, there's just so.
Much, a lot of green talk, it's all about the green borderline. I saw someone saying that.
Mid pines, those are the greens, better than pinehurst, to that pinehurst two isn't even.
Close to the best pinehurst.
I think there's only one way to find out. I think we have to go to Pinehurst and play them all and rank them, not Rushmore. This was, um, from Mark Calvecchia.
He was a pro golfer, he said. I'm ready for some abuse, just going to spit it out. Pinehurst is such a cool area with great courses, number two ain't one of them most overrated course in the world.
Let me have it, but it's true. And then a bunch of people replied, and we're like, Yeah, one in four are better, Mid Pines is better. And I was sitting there, pumping my fist and like, that's us.
We played mid pines. I agree. I think mid pines is way better, way better, way tougher, better, better. Test Yep, I love the test.
Talk whatever they say.
It's a great test what they've done out here. None of us, none of us shot five under at mid pines. No, they're, they're just bidding this course over, but I hope that the scores don't stay this low. I hope, I hope the course comes out a little bit.
It's going to bake out later.
On this week, right? Yeah, it's going to get, it's going to, it's going to get harder. Can it become more borderline? No, I think it goes over the line.
If it's border, if it's, it's more, anything more borderline is officially over the line, right? That's what I was thinking, but I've only heard people say borderline, right? But it could then get, yeah, over the line.
I need to be over the line, I would like to go over the line. Uh, yeah, Brooks said that when, uh, when? When he said. So if we hear anyone say the course is borderline and they're just whining, he said, No, I don't think they're whining. The U S Open always comes close to the line.
It's just a matter of, does it get crossed?
I want it to get crossed, that line, I want to get it crossed. Uh, yeah, well, I'm excited, it's a good leaderboard to start.
We also had our, uh, 20 minutes of Tiger, where everyone was like, Oh my God, look at him, he's doing it, uh, and then he wasn't, but it was fun. He's around Tiger, yeah.
Got to see his name for a little bit. Scotty played like ass today. Well, Scotty, uh, and this is how, you know, when Scotty does his interviews. And he says, You know, all I care about is my wife, my family, my relationship with God. Like, none of this matters to me, I'm just a regular guy.
Most of the time when athletes say stuff like that, I think it's just a little cliche. They're putting it on thick. Scotty's haircut. It's the facts. He, he only cares about those things.
Cause I don't know who cut his hair before, but did you guys see it? Well? I thought he looked good. Did you see this sideburns, though?
Yeah, he got a nice tan, all fucked up, and he's got that's how you know you're a golfer when.
You, he doesn't care, though, that's my point. Like, there's no way that you go out looking like that if you, if you care about other things like looks and everything.
All right, so I thought the exact opposite of you with his haircut. I thought Scotty definitely cares now. Scotty cares about his appearance, He's trying to get a swag up. I thought he looked good.
He got the nice, the nice skin tight fade. And when you're a golfer, when you're a golfer, that spends that much time out in the sun and you. You not only have the hat tan line, but you've got the tan line from where all your hairs normally are on your head. And then they cut them too close and you got that like little bit of white back there, he got, yeah.
He kind of got the little bit of hank on the sides, he got a tight fade.
Yeah, I thought he looked great, no, but it's the opposite with the.
With his sunburn and and the lack of color there. Because it means that he probably got a haircut last night, and no one gets a haircut right before the tournament. You, you know, everyone knows a haircut takes at least like five to seven days to settle it.
Right, but you're proving my point because Scotty's never been a haircut guy. And then, No, no, no, this is the first time, this is the first time where he's like, I'm going to look good at the U S Open. So I'm going to get my haircut the day before I play.
Meaning he's caring about all that other stuff now.
No, it's. It means that he doesn't even think about like he when you get a haircut right before the U S Open, he doesn't. He's not even thinking about it. He literally was just like, Oh, I need a haircut. It doesn't matter what day it falls, I don't care what I look like.
No, I think I think he got the haircut to look good. He doesn't look good, though. I think he looks okay, he looks good. That's what he was thinking.
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was an attempt to look good. And he's never been a swag guy, so he doesn't have the experience to know that he's got to get that haircut three days before. No, he, just, he went to jail.
Like, he's.
He's got the he's got that jail swagger, like he does have a little bit of bad boy flare.
He's like, I gotta get a fade now, there's no way. You guys, you guys looked at his haircut and thought it looked good with the way, with the way the tan lines have worked out.
I thought, I thought the attempt at looking good it, it perked me up, I was like.
Wow, Scotty's this guy's got. I don't think it's an attempt at looking good, cause he's got a wife. She could be like, Hey, it looks bad, he just doesn't care, that's the whole point.
He doesn't.
Care I respect a fade always. So there's actually an official U.S. Open barber named Monty the Barber. He cut the point he saw free Tiger Tommy Fleet.
What I'll show you guys right now?
He the man saw free haircut, No, I think he saw the guys on tour that have style and he's like.
I want to use their barber. No, he got a free haircut, no, this guy goes to every U.S. open.
Since 2018.
I understand, but it's a free haircut you don't get a haircut from, so no one. How do we know no one who cares about Tiger have hair?
No, he doesn't, that's he's just.
Hanging on, No, Tiger called up that news reporter. I was like, Tiger, add my name to that story. I want, I want Tiger Woods to be in the haircut story. Tiger being in there is just.
Completely wild, uh, no one gets. If you're trying to look good. You don't get a haircut from a guy you don't get a normal haircut from unless you're a guy that's never been a haircut.
Guy, and you're only using the dude. I mean, he's gotten a haircut before. Yeah, he does look great.
And I guarantee these guys pay for it. I mean, they probably tip, this guy's, this guy's getting to cut Monty the Barber. I, you can't, you can't tell me. Scotty, like, cares about what he looks like if he's getting a free haircut the day before the U.S. So I think he had a moment where he did care.
What he looked like and he fucked up by getting it too close. Yeah, the Oilers just scored. Wait.
So you're admitting that it's a bad haircut? If you say fucked up, I think it's a it's not.
You just proved my point. I didn't prove your point. I said he fucked up. No, I said that he might've gone too close, cause he's never been a haircut guy.
I appreciate the attempt by Scotty, but at the same time I'm like, Scotty's trying to look stylish. It's a it's not. It did not.
Look great, the Oilers maybe have a chance here for three. Either way, that was a lot of scotty.
Sheffler haircut talk. I think I think the the people will bear me out on this one. I think that Scotty was, he was trying to do something, might not have worked out, but he made an attempt.
Oh, I, he does not care, he does not care what he looks like. I mean, he looks like a 50 year old man and he's 26. He that he cares about God, his wife and golf, and he doesn't really care about golf.
Like he does, but he doesn't, cause he'll say that after a round if he doesn't play well. He's like, I just care about God and my wife. Haircuts are very low on his list of things that he cares about. Uh, all right.
We had Trevor Lawrence got a new contract, $275 million.
Thoughts Uh, whenever a quarterback signs a big contract, I always like to just jump ahead and think about the next contracts that are coming. That's what you have to do. When a quarterback signs for big. It's like, who who gets more money now?
Dak's going to get 300.
Oh, I cannot wait for the Brock Purdy discourse. Yep, I can't wait for that contract to come up. Because, I mean, he's basically Jason Tatum, so he's a really, really, really good quarterback in the regular season.
Uh, hasn't won the big one yet, not necessarily the best player on his own team, but you're going to have to pay a quarterback, right? Yep, yeah, I mean, this is I, I still.
Think Trevor Lawrence is a good quarterback, Uh, he had a bad year. And you just this is. This is when you think that you have the guy and he might be the guy, but you have to pay him. This is just the cost of doing business in the quarterback world just keeps going up and up and.
Up and, uh. We won't make excuses during the regular season, but after it's over, I think, I think we can say that. Trevor Lawrence was one of the more injured quarterbacks throughout the course of the season. Just in terms of, like, trying to play through stuff. It came out a little bit, but he's still a very good quarterback and I would. I would love to have a quarterback on my team long-term. We have better quarterbacks.
I'm just saying, if, if. If Jaden Daniels was as good as Trevor Lawrence, even at that low bar of my expectation for Jaden Daniels, I'd say, lock them up, hank. Would you take Drake May or Trevor Lawrence?
Trevor Lawrence Oh, really, Oh no.
He said it, he said it for sure, I take, I take Caleb, no questions.
Not even a hesitation. Hank's football team sucks.
We do need to Max, we do just need to get to the fall because he'll stop talking.
Someone tweeted last night which I don't, I'm lying, I want it to happen. What if, what if? Uh, Drake May is the is the Jason Tatum of of, you know, a Markel Foltz like the draft.
He was third pick, so he'd never be the So Drake may would never be the best player on the Patriots.
Yeah, I mean, if they're winning championships, who cares? That's the patriot way. I learned that last night, over and over and over again.
It wasn't about how great Tom Brady was, it was how great he was as a leader. He showed up every day, he recognized everyone's name, that means it was.
About how great Tom Brady was? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was about how great Tom Brady was.
But all the players talked about how great he was, He as good as he was a football player. He was a better guy. And that really stuck with me. But that's still Tom Brady being great.
And I very much disagree with that statement. Tom Brady is one of those people who you can absolutely say he's a better football player than he is. Person. I disagree.
How could you disagree? Well, Hank's basically his family. Did he try to make out with you?
It's not a slight on him. Hank, he was. He was staring at me, though pretty hard. He was looking, He was looking through my soul.
You think Tom Brady is at the top, like 0?
001 of people, human beings, a hundred percent.
Who's the Goat person? Oh, goat person, Brady.
Possibly possibly. John Daly, Yeah, Bill Walton, okay.
The other challenge is out now. Shout out.
To pug.
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Yes, absolutely, all right. So we're watching the last minute 49 of the Oilers-Panthers game. I really would love for the Oilers to tie this up so that we could get. This would be such a bummer if we got two sweeps, I know.
Yep, shut up Hank, it's so quick. Pft. Like. I actually was happy for him yesterday and and I love Hank and it's his birthday and I love the guy.
Um, but as soon as I see him and he starts opening his mouth, it's like, I don't know why. I say, I love him. We just.
Might be the most hated show of all time. I realized I talked more in the beginning of the show than I've ever talked to my in this show's history. And I I think the reviews and ratings.
Are going to show that, but that's fine. We just got to get to, we got to get to September.
McGregor UFC canceled? Yep, I felt like this was going to happen. Yeah, yeah.
That sucks.
Probably should have known. Alex Pereira versus Jerry Projalka. Nailed it, nailed it, we probably.
Should have known this was going to. we probably should have known this was going to happen. When McGregor was, uh, at the club. Like four weeks ago, like, beyond, fucked up up. And oh no, not an empty netter goal. We should have known at that point. I think, Pft, yeah, it's, it seemed.
Like it for a while. And when they're delaying, when they're canceling press conferences and weigh-ins, getting delayed and shit, it just. It felt like it was never going to happen. I want to know what actually went down, though. Yeah, do they have some sort of reality show?
That's following.
UFC around, Uh, I saw some clips of Dana White. I saw that clip where they told John Jones that he was out for a year and that was. That seemed like it was behind the scenes camera. That might have been a rerun, too, that could have been.
Yeah, well, no, it was for injury, not for suspension.
Yes, yes, you see, the writers really went, went fucking dummy with that one.
Yeah, uh, all right, I had two last things. uh. One was. Dan Hurley did a long interview with Matt Norlander from UH, CBS. And I wanted to share just a couple of quotes with you guys.
Cause I thought it was very funny, um, the first one, so it was just talking about his entire process, the whirlwind, everything that happened, the first one was. He was asked, Did you seek out? uh, did you seek out? or try and seek out? Mike Krzyzewski at all because he turned down the Lakers 20 years ago under different circumstances. Dan Hurley said No, I was so overwhelmed at a point, you know, I was a little paralyzed.
I appreciate Dan Hurley. Basically saying that was him saying. I knew that what coach K was trying to do here. And I wasn't going to talk to the guy who was trying to set me up. So that was nice. Uh, the other one that was great was, uh, he was talking about the process and running into people. Throughout. It talked to a great story about how outside of the Billy Joel concert, he saw a woman that he, uh, her husband, they were best friends growing up.
And the woman was like, You're not L.A. you're Jersey, you can't, you can't do this, you can't leave anyway. Matt Norlander said Wait, you were eating breakfast out in L.A. and people were coming up to you. And he said, Yeah. Driving by on bikes and double taking you. Yelling something about the Lakers, like walking out of the workout room at the hotel.
The day I was meeting with them after getting my cardio in. And I'm literally routing the corner. And there's a med student, a UConn student who's there as part of a bridal party, who's bending the corner and almost knocking door. And we kind of make eye contact, we both keep walking.
And then she recognized me and comes back. She says, Hey coach, I go to Uconn, don't go, I'm here for a wedding, you're not going.
Are you? I know why you're here? It was weird, just weird, weird stuff. Billy Football's interaction is definitely one of those weird, weird things.
He's one of the people yelling.
Stuff at you? Yes, yeah, that's one of his. I was out there just trying to have a mimosa and tank, a job interview. And next thing I know, I got this guy. He says. He's a professional boxer with hands that could kill a man.
And he's asking me questions about if I'm going to take the Lakers job. And I just look at him and told him to be quiet. And next thing I know I'm getting.
Linked to this job? Next thing, you know, it's being reported. And then the last one I wanted to say, which made me laugh. He was asked about the Billy Joel concert, and, uh, the reporter asked, I want to stick on two more questions with Billy Joel concert.
One, Did you know who Trey Anastasio was when he came on? Were you remotely aware of the rarity of what was happening there? Any thoughts of Trey's guest spots with Billy and Dan? Hurley said I was not, I had no idea who that was.
So Fish, he's a guitarist for fish. I love that. I don't want Dan Hurley to know who Fish is. It's fucking perfect that he had no idea who Trey was.
Yeah, that's classic coach.
Shit where they don't like. When Belichick used to not understand what Snap Face or Uh, or the other one was, I forget what he called like, Instagram, uh. But yeah, I want my coaches to be as completely untethered from nature as possible, right? Absolute psychos.
I have a I have a theory that I've been mulling over today about this whole Dan Hurley thing. See if you can follow me on this one. Or if I'm just being like, way over my skis, uh. ESPN announced today that J.J. Redick was now interviewing with the Los Angeles Lakers for the head coaching position. Call me crazy, I think I. I read something about that like a week and a half ago, when Shams reported. Dan Hurley and Woj are great friends. Do you think that there's any chance that WoJ was pissed off that?
Shams beat him to a Lakers story and then he called the Lakers and was like, what if you interview Dan Hurley? I can get him on the phone. That way, WOJ could get Dan Hurley out to L.A. report that then, after that was over, WOJ could then break the news about JJ probably taking the Lakers job.
Okay, I like the thinking, it's a free thinking thought. Uh, my only question would be, why would the Lakers willingly get embarrassed publicly for just Woj?
WOJ might've set this whole thing up, maybe right, but so they didn't know the Lakers were about to hire J.J. Redick and then.
Go ahead.
I saw something that, uh, shams is is clutches in clutches pocket. Woj is in Polinka's pocket and Polinka use Woj about Hurley to give them leverage in the JJ.
Negotiations? Okay, okay, that makes more sense, that could be possible.
But what I was saying is that maybe Woj kind of told the Lakers like, I can, I can deliver Dan Hurley to you, but Woj.
Didn't fully win here because, like, did you see Shams doing a little bit of a victory lap saying He, he? He kind of went back at WOJ and was like, Yeah, they were going. Dan Hurley was, I guess the or, Dan Hurley was the first choice. I guess like WOJ Shams was kind of dunking back on WOJ cause they didn't hire Dan Hurley. Yeah, WOJ ended up not being right. He just had a a week where he looked like he was getting it over shams.
Well, Woj was right that they were interviewing Dan.
Hurley He didn't say that Dan was going to get the job. And if I was Shams, I would do the exact same thing. Because you had that story and then there was like a speed bump, and now it's back to your story again.
I think Hanks is more likely. Cause. If Woj told Rob Polenka, I can deliver Dan Hurley to you, he goes out there. Polenka didn't want to give JJ. After the interview. Uh, Dan Hurley said, No thanks.
Then Woj had to be like, Oh my bad, I thought he wanted this job he had.
To change the heart. But what Hank's saying makes way more sense. Because Polenka wanted to pay JJ less, and LeBron wanted JJ. But they didn't want to seem like they were just going to hire whoever LeBron wanted. They wanted to go out and say, Hey, we're going to hire Dan Hurley. also, Dan Hurley is a fucking awesome coach. they probably wanted to hire Dan Hurley.
Probably yeah, yeah.
That's probably the most likely explanation is that they wanted Dan Hurley. He said. No, now they're going to go with JJ, but what if WOJ just controls the entire NBA?
That could, that could happen, that could be could be true.
I do love and they'll never, you know, there's never, there's no market for it, and they'll never, be completely honest. But it was like this with with Schefter and Rappaport, and now it's WOJ. And Choms. Like, I just love thinking about how mad they get at stuff like when Choms is on ESPN. Saying like, I guess, like, they're just reporters. And there'll never be an actual reality show for them, and they would never actually show how mad they are. But like he was, he probably threw something like that.
That little comment, that little comment, got him as mad as anything could in the world. And like Rappaport and Schefter, like, that shit used to be so juicy and they would get so mad at each other. And so many, like sub sub shots and everything, it's great.
And I remember, I like, I imagine, when WOJ first announced the Danny Hurley thing. Choms was sitting in his parents. I think he still lives at home parents kitchen. And, like his mom was like, Here's your breakfast? She's like, No, mom, not right now, like, I just missed a scoop.
Yeah, it's awesome, it's awesome, like the John Clayton commercial, the ESPN commercial, yeah.
Yeah, okay. Oilers just lost Panthers on the brink as well. We're going to get two sweeps. This was the game that the Oilers were going to win if they were going to win a game.
Cause it was game three back in Edmonton. Did you see that Florida had flight problems? They didn't get in until late last night? Edmonton had been there for two days. It's over.
I just need more sports.
I need more sports, Get ready to learn Dingers only buddy. I need more sports right now. And I, I do like baseball. But it's too early for me to just only pay attention to baseball. Baseball is a great sport to pay attention to, with like 50 of your attention going to a different.
Sport Well, I have one other sports story we could talk about, uh, memes. Aaron Rogers.
He's just taking a week off, so there's no problem, there's no, there's so much, there's so little of a problem. We've had 15 stories about how there's no problem.
There's no problem. The problem is Robert Sala handled the situation wrong, and it sounds like a problem. That sounds like a problem. It's a problem, but it's not a problem.
What does that mean?
It's a riddle, yeah. Also is he the only quarterback starting quarterback who's not in a minicamp right now mandatory minicamp.
Yes, oh, what, that word? mandatory? yeah, what was that word?
What does that mean? That's when teams can start finding players for.
Yeah, so interesting. When I, when I brought this up on the last show you, you said it wasn't a problem at all. You said this was a Florio wet dream and you? But then you just said, Right now, it's half of a problem.
It is you might be half Florio.
No, no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
You're shouting like a Florio right now. No, no, no, no, they just handled.
They handled it wrong, the coaches handled it wrong, the PR handled it wrong.
That's a problem, it is a problem, it's not a problem. Yeah, you're becoming a Florio.
So wait, I'm very confused because it sounds everything you just told me it sounds like.
There's a problem here, there's no problem, as long as he's there for week one, no problem.
So why are we talking about it then? Because there's a bunch of yappers.
Out there who just need something to talk about. Who started it, though?
Um, that'd be Bob, Bob, bob, who, uh, Bob's law. That's the coach of the jets, the coach of the jets, that's a problem.
I think now James try to follow me on this one. I think that Bob, Uh, would not have talked about it being a problem if it wasn't a problem, right? So then now we got a couple of problems.
Maybe maybe Bob's not the not the best speaker up there, which is bad for your head.
Head football coach, That's a problem, that is a problem. He wants to be a leader of men.
I've seen him do a few interviews, he seems like a pretty good speaker.
I've seen him do a couple, he's he's not the best speaker.
I think it's a problem, I think there might be a problem there.
There's no problem, he's fine, he's probably like, I don't know. Help at a charity event.
Okay, all right, he's at like, he's at a charity event. Wait, wait, I want to follow this, so he's at a, he's at a charity event. Uh, for an organization that wants people to know as little about them as possible.
So that's why Aaron can't say what charity he's attending.
Yeah, it's under wraps right now. He's working on some stuff and that'll go public in the fall.
I do like, I, I, I kind of does. He got like a BBL or something?
That would rock if he came back with a giant ass, yeah.
Uh, someone put it perfectly. Uh, this is, uh, uh. Listener Cam Breslin, one. He said It's such a non-problem that some are saying it's a problem. How much of a problem others are making it. When it's not a problem? Yeah, it's not a problem, but then it becomes a problem because people are making it so so not a problem that it's crazy.
People are talking about it as a problem, that.
In itself is a problem. Things are almost too perfect, and then people are like, why? why is this going so swimmingly? That's an issue now, we've got issues.
Like the jets might, the jets biggest problem might be that they have so many non-problems.
Yeah, they're making other teams jealous because they've got it so good.
Like, all they do is talk about how. There's not a problem. When you see that you got to think, well, is that a problem? That there's just no tension whatsoever?
I saw some people making the point that that Tom Brady missed a few of these camps as well over the course of his career. So it shouldn't be that big of a deal or a problem. Um, that was also Tom Brady after he was winning Super Bowls. With the team that he played with for years and years, with the same players that he played with for years and years and years. Yes, memes.
So, uh, that was on the box. Tom Brady missed two weeks.
Okay, and then they went super, yeah. But he told him more or fewer than five snaps for the box that first year.
Uh, he played more, I think he played the entire season, he.
Won a Super Bowl, so there's a difference. Tom Brady, Tom Brady told the Box in advance, and they said it was excused. So people are saying that if Aaron Rodgers actually did, tell them in advance. And then Robert Solid just went on on the podium and blurred everything out on.
A Monday, you know what I'm saying? Everything you say just seemed it's just a big blinking problem. Yeah, that's all I see every time you open your mouth means just problem.
He's fine.
He's fine. Who, who?
Robert's a lot just needs to shut up and we're fine, got it, hey?
Can you take a picture of the side of your face to look at your haircut? I just felt a little.
No, I just felt a weird little bump. Oh, everything. Okay, it was that you going to the.
Doctor, I don't know picture.
Ignore me, sorry. Wow, that was, I mean, what a what a plot twist.
This episode would be, I know right now, holy shit, holy shit. It'd be a real shame.
Memes and Max are just sitting there, rubbing their hands together right now.
Oh, memes, don't fucking nod at that. Jesus Christ, he's fine, Hank's fine, too.
Aaron Rogers.
Fine hanks. Oh no, okay, all right.
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Okay, we now welcome on two very special guests. One recurring guest is Matt Barnes, Steven Jackson, the guys from all the Smoke, incredible podcasters. First of all, congrats, thank you.
I know last time we had you on Matt, it was before all this, yeah.
I was still in the N.B.A. I think, yeah, back in your guys New York Days, yeah, 2017, so.
I mean, let's start with the podcast. You guys have like, blown up what? I mean, what's the big thing? That has like resonated with people that you guys are like, Oh shit, this is actually working.
We didn't really know what a podcast was at the time, you know what I mean? We just knew that we were both working at ESPN and Fox and it was fun. But, you know, it was kind of a straight line. And he and I like to draw outside the lines, you know, most of our lives. So I pitched him the podcast idea, he said. What is it?
But I'm down. I was like, I don't know, but I'll figure it out. And we met Brian Daly. Cole pitched him and over, they are just starting Showtime basketball, and Cole pitched him. He liked it and man, we took off.
In our first season, we won sports.
Podcast of the Year Wow, congrats. Wait, who gave that out? were we up for that?
If y'all didn't.
Win it, it's not a real award. If y'all didn't win it. No, no, I mean, if you ever listened to the show, we shouldn't win. No, we should definitely never win. Every day we wake up, we're like, How are we still allowed to do this?
Were you guys surprised with how much work you had to?
Put into it, it's a lot, it's a lot to get it off the ground, you know? But as I was explaining before we got on the air, we we, we bulk shoot. So we'll, you know, we'll shoot probably every four to six weeks, and we'll shoot, you know, in two or three days. We'll shoot six, seven, eight shows. And then just bank them.
And then, as current events hit through any of our guests, we'll blast that part. But we still kind of have everybody slotted. So to get it off the ground, it was just a lot. But I think now we kind of hit our rhythm. You know, we're in our fourth or fifth season or fifth year. Excuse me, and, uh, you know, it's, it's. It's kind of like clockwork.
Now, yeah, where do you guys see it going from here? I mean, I'm looking around, I think I'm.
Looking at the blueprint, yeah, that's why I'm just looking around, saying, Well, we did, direction.
We trying to get to this, is it? Yeah, I mean, obviously congratulations to you guys and everything you guys accomplished in this space, and that's kind of our next goal. You know, we went from one show to, you know, signing a multi-year deal with Draft Kings and partnering with Metal Lark. And, you know, we put out five shows. Q One.
So we, you know, we built a whole production company out of this. So kind of the direction you guys are going. Yeah, your own facility, the smoke house, so yeah, that's where I like the name.
So we're actually in L.A. looking for buildings as we speak, so we're, you know, we're trying to get there. So it's good to obviously be here. But then I'll see what you guys have going on. Do you guys still? do you guys still?
Hoop regularly or no? I box? Oh, yeah, I don't. That's a scary proposition, yeah.
Boxing soft.
Boxing soft, just to stay in shape, just to stay in shape. I think, you know, being an athlete, you got to do something. Because your body really starts to shut down when you stop, you know, when you stop being active, so I just try to stay active. In softball and boxing, that would be a.
Good podcast. Just go like three rounds of somebody and do like, five minutes. I have a I.
Have a a boxer show called Fight Towns. Uh, then the new episode is actually dropping next week. We've been to be there because he has a fight next week. And Roy Jones, this is the first time to actually get a chance to meet, and Roy Jones actually gets in the ring and teaches him stuff.
So it's going to be a dope episode. I like that. Yeah, just fight, fight your guests we getting.
In the fight game, all the smoke fight. Can you talk shit while you're boxing? It's kind of hard with the mouthpiece in, but I think breathing is way more important than talking shit and boxing.
You ever want to fight in a rough and rowdy? We have a we have a like a boxing league.
I would never do that, no, not at 46, if I would've started maybe my thirties, and I've been. I've been punched hard before in real life and real fights with bare knuckles. And I know you can't play boxing, you have to really be in shape.
So I would never do it like a charity match or.
Nah, I'm not doing that. What if I told you that I talked to Tony Parker yesterday? He called you?
Out, I would give Tony Parker a hug and say, Tony, you don't want these problems. I will hurt Tony.
Who's more likely to come on the podcast? Cause I know you said that you would have Derek Fisher on. Who's more likely, though? Tony Parker? Derek Fisher? Well, I mean.
Either one of them, yeah, I'm not. I'm at the point now, I'm more worried about success than people, right?
So I'm, I don't have anything personal with any of them. I have my opinions, of course, that I stand strongly on, but having them come on a show, I don't want to physically hurt anybody. You know what I'm saying? I'm cool with district, I mean, disagreeing with people.
But the respect going to remain the same. Have you had a guest on that you didn't like going?
Into it, I haven't. No, I don't think that's the next level. I don't think we should have a guest.
That we don't like, though, why? That's the disagreement. It's fun to, I don't know.
Well, it gotta be somebody that we respect the same time it can't be somebody that wants to disrespect us. And we're going to beat the shit out of them. Yeah, cause we've had a lot of guests.
That have shown up and we're like, we've said a lot of shit about you. It gets interesting, it gets interesting, cause we have to like cop to all of it. You can't have someone on if you've said some shit and then not say it to them.
I even feel like, you know, I don't know.
How he is with it, but like he, he, he wants to have Derek on. I've always feel a certain way, but since he's feels like he was one, they're gone. I'm cool with it now, I'm cool with having me on the show, I don't think he's cool with that.
I don't mind that. So, so, a lot of guys that we had words with. I don't. I don't physically want to hurt or be in contact with anybody. You know what I'm saying, we are, we're going to disagree as men.
You should be able to disagree.
You know what I mean, but the respects you remember, I just feel like life is too short.
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