Adam Sandler Returns

I can tell that we are going to be friends. I don't know if you're doing anything.

Oh, almost, almost.

We should kick off every episode with me just having thrown something unhygienic into your tea. Come on, man, no, I think that's a bad idea. First of all, you tried this.

It's a giant wad of pee. Yeah, thank you. It's an audio medium. I did this. You're like a mime.

And then I did this.

I'm just mad, I don't know how to react. Chapstick's better That was fantastic, the chapstick went right into your tea.

Don't do it. Oh no, yeah, that's cool, that's fantastic. what a great...

That's a hot tea. All the germs are dead, that doesn't....

That's so toxic. Look, the exterior of the chapstick touches so many different surfaces, and it's picking up germs.

How would?

Yeah, I don't know about your lips, come on.

Then I'd get some sympathy from the showbiz community.

Don't leave it in there. Oh, it's fun, it's like a little boat. Come on, anyway, Sona tea's not good for you.

That's all.

Uh oh, I hate this place, God, you know what? When Sona Forrest laughs like that, that means she really is mad. Are you really mad?

No, I could have another tea brought in here by David. I don't know. do not make David bring in tea for me. No, don't do it.

Someone get David, don't do it, I won't allow, I will not take tea that David brings me why.

Because we're peers and it's just weird. He's your replacement, you still are above him in the chain of things. That's not true.

I can't fire him. What if you told me David's got to go? He'd be gone like that? Can I fire David? Can I fire?

Can I fire David? Yeah, where is David David?

David.

I went on maternity leave. well, whatever, I had babies, I had twin babies. I still don't buy this whole maternity excuse.

But anyway, I'm so glad you said it. Only two babies at once and you get time off. I think three babies at once should get you out of work. But anyway, David Sona said that she can't ask you to get her tea.

I ruined her tea. Do you even listen to the podcast? When you're out there? I had other things. What were you doing? I was talking to Paula and Gina.

Okay, really important things about your calendar and your podcast bookings? Okay, so anyway, I brought you in here for it to be fun and interesting, and that was awful. Well, it's like you have a lot of dates coming where you're busy.

That's okay, I'm very busy. We were working on it. Popular celebrity anyway? Definitely a list or top B list.

A b a B rising. Anyway, I ruined Sona's tea by throwing a chapstick into it. Well, that wasn't nice, thank you.

It's kind of funny, think about it again and then think about your job, that's hilarious. So anyway. And then I said, Well, just David will get you another tea because she doesn't want to drink this tea. And then she said, I can't do that.

And I said, Why not? and she said, Because David's a peer and I honestly don't. I think you're great David, You're amazing, thank you.

But I do, you can stop there. No, no, I think Sona.

Thank you so much. Isn't Sona a click above you? Yeah, No, I don't think so. Do you think that Sona could fire you?

No, no, I don't think, you know, I'm thinking about it now. I don't know if Sona's called you up and said, you're out and don't and lose Conan's number.

I would call you, then, you'd call me and he'd be rehired immediately. Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Sona can't fire you, I can't fire, but also he's your assistant, so why would he be bringing me tea? I would bring you a tea as like a friend.

Yeah, you can ask people as a friend, yeah, but I could just wait and then go get myself tea. This tea is seriously fine. It had a chapstick floating in it, but it's not like the chapstick was contaminated or anything.

I have a big problem with that, with just foreign objects landing in my drinking beverages. I remember this from New York, when Sona refused to ride in a New York cab because she said, anyone can have sat in those seats. And I was thinking, What are you talking about? When you travel the world, you're constantly getting in transportation and sitting on things where someone else has sat.

What? It's like a layer, it's like a shellac. Most sneeze guards are made out of dried jizz. That's true.

That's a true fact.

Some churches have mistakenly used a stained glass window. I'm just, I went too far, okay, but what I'm saying is it can be used as a glass and it should be recycled. Let's have a happy, healthy earth.

I'm also taking an Uber home today, so I mean, Ubers are basically taxis now. Yeah, so it just kind of, I don't know, for some reason, Ubers. I'm like, yeah, that's cool, it's like my friend's car.

And then taxis. I'm like, Yuck, so sorry to cut off your story by enjoying this wonderful you know what? And I have chapstick.

I don't wear chapstick and you think you can tell, because my teeth are like just shredded old snakes. Your teeth. What have your teeth got to do with it? My teeth and my lips?

I love when you misspeak, I do, I really enjoy it. I love when you say the wrong thing. It must be really fun.

Yeah, it is fun to watch a man's brain decay. And then two years from now, when I'm gone and neurologists are saying you could watch the whole thing fall apart when you listen.

Listen to the podcast. You can see it all happen and you're laughing, it's funny and Liza's there, weeping.

She would be laughing, we would all be laughing, We'd be like, remember when he said teeth instead of lips? and we would laugh about it.

But I think I said it was me and then it got written into history that way, yeah.

No, I just knock it up. A few numbers can I just say. Last week, Conan asked me where his sunglasses were and they were in his hand. Oh my God.

Oh, I love that, but see, what I'm saying is if there's a neurologist listening, if you're listening and this is your field. I do think that I misspeak more than I used to, and I think that there could be an issue here. And everyone's laughing. And later on, David, you're going to feel pretty, pretty bad.

Come on, let's get on it, people, all right, let's get into it. We have a what a dumb opening that was.

I know, and for you know what? and for this person specifically, he deserves better, he does deserve better, but he's not getting it. My guest today is a hilarious actor and comedian.

He starred in such movies as Billy Madison, The Waterboy and Uncut Gems. I think people know who we're talking about now. Now you can see him in the new Netflix movie, Spaceman. You still don't know they say their name in the beginning of the episode.

I do know, and it's written in the title. Here comes the big surprise.

Adam Sandler, welcome.

And everyone's real cool about where everyone else lives, and one of my favorite things is this man when he's outside your house, he'll go cody.

No one wants me here. I'm like, No, people are very happy to see you, everyone's happy to see you.

And he always figured out a way to get in there. I don't know if it was because he's small or what, but he, like, went in through the keyhole. But we were always mad, like, God, damn it. How did Schneider get in there?

He'd use the urinal and I'd stand next to him, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'd be like, Yeah, so anyway, it's a caveman, and then he finds a time machine and uh-huh, uh-huh, flush.

Washing the hands.

Yeah, no.

Enthusiastic person.

You loved milkshakes? Yes, yes, and then they'd bring food in.

Yeah, yeah, and you're only that young once.

I didn't sleep for two days, I did these two women who were my roommates in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Lynette and Anya. And I'd come in and I'd almost like, bragging, like, I haven't slept in 52 hours, and they'd be like, you should just go to bed. My stool is a white gel.

Like, I think this is cool.

And then I realized later on, you don't do good work when you haven't slept.

It's very nice, you know?

With our reaction, everyone was like, Oh wow, yeah, that's great. There was nobody going. Oh shit, why come? I didn't get that. everybody who was Conan's name? everybody just went, Yeah, wow, that's perfect.

What a great idea. You were sharper than everybody, wrote, the coolest shit, but you never came across nervous. I remember watching your first night. Who was the guest? It was Goodman.

We just wanted to tell everybody this is what this show is going to be. You were cool.

I think he's smarter than any of us. Like. That was his analysis, which I thought was very fascinating because people that took some of the buffoonery at face value didn't understand.

And actually, which I didn't even know at the time. But I would talk to you and you would talk about serious acting, and you knew you could do it.

She always used to say that to me, so part of that line made me go, Oh shit. I better do some real movies too one day, so my grandmother can accept this life.

I probably told you this, but I met James Caan when I was young, came out, I was on the Paramount lot, I'm walking, I had an audition.

And James Caan is with his buddies throwing a football around. And he had a black eye. And I was like, Oh, shit, you get a famous James Caan, kind of fight or something, but but he was just.

He was shooting misery and he had to make the makeup.

But I walked by him and I said, I got to say something to James Caan, man, and so I did that douchebag kind of walk up to him. I see everyone going, what the fuck he's having fun, James Caan throwing a football around.

Why is this guy interrupting? And I said, Hey, my grandmother said I'm the next you. He goes. What I said. My grandmother said, I'm the next you, and he goes, You don't want to be me.

Oh, wow.

He had the craziest straight, and you can see it in The Godfather. There's a lot of scenes where Sonny's wearing, like, What was known? or the Wife Beater t-shirt. But he's just got like the white strap on t-shirt and look at his shoulders.

His shoulders are just crazy. He's got that ridge of fluff, oh yeah, and then the fluff, a little bit of fluff there.

He would keep little treats in there for later. He's got a lot of little lifesavers and a starburst. But no, I've met him, and, you know, the times that I've met anyone from the Godfather, I lose my mind a little bit.

Go say hello. I said, Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I got up. I saw a side shot of his head, he was eating.

And I was like, Come on, man, just say hello. And then I saw Ringo was at the table too and he looked up and I went. I can't fucking handle it and I just kept going.

And I ran past him and all my friends are like, What happened? And then my wife goes, Go back, Ken, you're going to never forgive yourself, go.

And I said, Yeah, you're right, went back in, saw the side shot. He was talking to his wife. I think I just fucking kept walking.

Faked a hand wash in the bathroom? Then I was like, What are you doing, man? go fucking do this, just say hello, this is amazing.

I love it. You're Adam Sandler, the Adam Sandler did, and you know what else didn't help? Other people were watching Adam Sandler be nervous.

And they were just going, Is he going to fucking talk to McCartney or not? And I just bolted out, but you know what?

Obama Yeah.

You were president, now I'm President. Conan. That doesn't make sense.

You've never been president, but anyway, yeah, I would not.

He knows them all. He's like, let's go back, say hi. I said, No, no, no, no, man, you go.

He goes, Come on man, I go, No, I don't want to go in the locker room, man. He goes, Come on man and blah, blah, blah. I go in there, just feeling so goofy.

They're all, you know, the clothes are off. I'm in there just after a game. Just there's no reason. Adam Sandler's in the locker room. They're all hugging KG. I'm staring at him, giving some head nods.

And then somehow it was me alone. For a second, I spread out me and Kawhi was in there, just kind of sitting there thinking about the game. And I'm just standing there, just me and Kawhi, and I'm just like, Yeah, this is a bad moment for Kawhi.

Didn't say nothing, just froze.

And I'm like, Yeah, good to see you too. And he walks away and John Elway is left standing looking at me for one second, and he looks at me and he goes, We're fans and then walks away.

And it was so clear to me he doesn't know who the fuck I am.

And I respected him for it, I respect him. But just the generic is, we're fans and it's like, first of all, who's we? Because Joe Buck is gone.

Do you mean America?

Yes, do you mean the Elways?

I was there, part of a group of people honoring you in Washington when you got the Mark Twain prize. And it was just funny to see how many people came out and how you're that guy to them. You know what I mean, like, a Pete Davidson is telling stories about, Oh shit, there's Adam Sandler.

He's just enjoying his life and then also nervous. He certainly seems to be. He enjoys it, but he's nervous about it. But he's a very nice kid. And yeah, I don't know.

That was quite a weekend, man. You were such a great man to me because I was so not enjoying it the first time.

And I walked through and I'm thinking, well, I guess I'll see Adam at some point, maybe when I go up on stage to give my speech. And I see you standing, as you always are, in basketball shorts in the lobby alone. And I go up and I go, Dad, what's going on? You're like, I don't know Cody, and you were in a bit of a well.

And I went, Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, let me just play this on once in a lifetime.

And I'd say, Well, why don't you just I say this to my brother Neil? I'd say, just hang out in the dressing room, you can watch it. No, I want to be in the crowd where everyone else is.

And I'd say, I kind of prefer it if you were, because I can see everybody, and if I, if I can see you in the crowd. It's weird that my brother's there and I'm trying to be a talk show host. And you're the guy who beat the shit out of me. When I was five and took more than your share of the sugar cereal, so I don't.

Six pop tarts and there's six kids, and so you come down, there's only three popcorn. No one's had any, and he's got crumbs on his belly and he's laughing at all of us. But. But I would say to him like I would really prefer.

And he would look me and go like that, Yeah, that's what this is, what I like, and then he'd just be there. And then, of course, you would always find a way to talk to the celebrity guest backstage. Oh, Mary Tyler Moore.

So nice to see you.

So when you worked on a show called Bennigan's Revenge in 1966, it premiered in color, but then the second season was in black and white. Why was that? He has that kind of mind. He went up to Elvis Costello and was like, Hey, I saw you at Live Aid.

I was in the crowd. Oh, I was thinking, the crowd at Live Aid, that's a big crowd at Wembley Stadium. No, I was wearing a blue t-shirt.

They changed, they changed my vibe, too. My my. My dad told my mom. My dad came to see me in Boston one night when I was doing stand up and I just was getting going.

And I was cursing a lot and my father, no matter what, even when I did bad. Oh, that was terrific, you were great, terrific, and I said that thing, I said, blah, blah, blah.

I didn't do well. He'd be like, that was terrific, you'll figure it out, but he would say, Don't have mom come see you.

And so my mother, every time I had a show, my mom would go. Your father says, I shouldn't come. Do you want me to come? I'd be like, Well, dad said not to do it, maybe it's better. And then my I did my album and was filthy.

And my father played my mother the record, he listened to it first, and then my mother would tell me I listen to track one, five and eleven, those are the ones that Daddy said.

But I did change my vibe whenever my parents or my family is something about my act. As a stand up, I don't really tell the truth ever. Yeah, I have the start of the truth and do some goofy joke. And any time I've looked at a family member and I start my joke, they have a look.

I'm like, this isn't true, and so it throws my head off. I'm like, you know, my mother never came to see me. Do stand up because that was the instructions, but I my I opened for Seinfeld.

Seinfeld was cool he, he liked me. He let me open for him in Boston one night, and my parents are in New Hampshire and I went to open for Seinfeld.

I don't think he told me to, but I I said, Oh, he doesn't curse, so I can't curse. And I told my dad and mom, Hey, I'm doing. Seinfeld. Oh, that's a big deal.

And they were so excited. I said, I'm doing 15 minutes before he. He goes on, If you guys want to come and I, because I'm not allowed to curse.

And so my father's like, Judy, we'll go and I. They both came and I had because it was a clean set. I wasn't used to it and I fucking ate it for 15 minutes and my poor parents were watching me just fail, miserably.

And then Seinfeld went on, And it was fucking, you know, two hours of destruction. Yeah. And just the whole car ride home is like, And how about when? He said, Yes, that was very good? My mother's like, you'll get there, you'll get there.

Terrific, you're doing, OK. He had a great attitude, but my dad passed away.

And that terrific is actually me. I did it and then a microphone and they lowered it and put it in the thing. And my mother for a long time thought it was my dad, it happened when Daddy said.

And then I think I broke it to her recently, I said, That's me.

Oh, you destroyed it all.

Was she said like, This is my moment? Yes, and I'm taking it.

Pretty good, but it was, it was sweet, everybody was nice.

I think it was one of your daughter's bar mitzvah.

I love Dustin Hoffman. He's in my second favorite movie of all time, and I said, Oh, that's yeah, you should say hi to me. He's in my second favorite movie of all time.

And I said, Well, you know, what you should do, Mr. Spade is just say, you're. Like, in my favorite movie of all time, I said, What was it? and he said, Well, it's like, Tootsie is my second favorite movie of all time.

And I'm trying to remember. I said, like, Well, what's your, you know? And she said, I just said, just say it's your favorite, and she said, It's, you know, it's not. My favorite movie of all time. My favorite movie of all time is Nine to five. My second favorite movie of all time is is Tootsie.

And my third favorite movie, you know of, of all time. And then she, she had a third favorite. And I said, just just don't, you don't have to say all that.

And David was like, Mama, just say you really love Tootsie, that's all you have to do, all right? So she goes around and there's all this music playing, it's a bat mitzvah.

And I see her walk around and she goes up to Dustin Hoffman and she starts talking. And then she holds up three fingers and then she does one. And I see her mouthing it, and it's not Tootsie, and I see Dustin Hoffman listening. Like, and he doesn't even know it's David Spade's mom.

He just knows it's this older woman.

That's good.

You're wonderful, you're wonderful. Congratulations and thank you so much. you were wonderful.

We love you so much. And then the walk away and then like, who is that?

And at one point, I see my mom over in the corner, talking to Jim, and you know, you just get that feeling like, Okay, I hope this goes all right. And then, sooner or later, my mom drifts back to me and I go, Mom, what were you talking to that guy about? And she went well, he, he wants to, you know, he's in comedy and he's an actor.

And I told him, Listen to me, my son. A lot of people gave him a lot of guff when he started out. But he kept pushing and he kept pushing and he made it. And if you stick with it, you too are going to make it. And so I put my hand on my mom's shoulder and I said, Mom, she was still working at the time at this law office in Boston. I said, Mom, I want you going back to Boston tomorrow.

And I want you to tell everybody on Monday, gather everyone at Ropes and Gray Law Firm and tell them that you met Jim Carrey and you told him to just stick with it. And she was saying, why, why? why? is that funny? why?

Why would I do that? Who is he, who is he? And I said, Just do it, just do it.

So then she called me from work. Why? Well, I didn't know. And you could hear people laughing in the background.

And he's very nice, he's from Brooklyn.

But Dennis, what is it? Jimmy crack, Jimmy crack, corn and I don't fucking care. And the whole place would go nuts.

Something like that.

And we'd play with him and got to know him, and then he watched our acts and told us what was good and bad and that kind of shit. And then he's like, Sandman, he used to call me Sandman, I think he was like the first guy.

My friends when I was a kid used to call me Sandman and then nobody did that. And then I think he used to go Sandman. And he's like, Yeah, you'd be good on the show, Sandman, and then I'd be on the show.

And I remember I wasn't doing great in the beginning. It's a hard place to get it going, but I was definitely. Schneider hit big and some of the youth was starting to get there and I was not getting there.

And then I remember, in the hallway, he goes. I thought this would have caught on by now.

Not yet, not yet, it'll get there.

He didn't exactly almost like the McCartney thing. Like, you just get a little fucking out of your head and nervous and you're going to say the wrong thing to Dennis. And guys who were just better than us back in the day, who else had that? Phil? Phil was warm.

Phil was warm. He used to make you feel calm. Phil was warm.

Lovitz was pretty goddamn nice to us back in the day.

So many comedians have armor, and John Lovitz would say, I've got an idea, he always would pitch you these ideas. Because he was always looking for a new catchphrase after the liar, he was always wanting a new catchphrase. And he'd be like, I've got an idea for a character, he says. Get to know me.

And you'd go, Yeah, I don't really know. I think it would be really good. Come on. He'd get sort of like a kid, but he was very sweet.

Really nice guy, very sweet guy, absolutely. But just felt like his inner child was exposed.

You go, Oh, that one's pretty damn cool.

You've been outside with me, people, just, you know, they're like shouting out different sketches and bits. No, no, they're just like, Do I know you from something?

Never have, you know. What's very cool is I think you have had an extremely continue to have an extremely unique career. I'm just it's amazing the vantage point I've had meeting you that first day you showed up at SNL.

And then just seeing this body of work that you've made, which is so varied. That when people come up to you and they're touched by something you did, or they love something you did, there's a lot of people who they know what's coming. Yeah, you like that one movie, but for you, you never know what it's going to be because you've done so much.

You've done so much stuff that's affected people in different ways.

She loves that and it's such a good movie because I watched it with her three times, that's fantastic. Yeah, it's like a joke. Bag feels great.

Bill Burr Smygo crushed it. I'm so happy.

And he looked like a Jewish Santa Claus with A, and he'd wear dark and he'd say it's slimming. Well, apparently it's not, but he was. Everyone did a Bernie Brillstein impression, and but you took that voice and then changed it.

Right, who gets some upsetting news and feels like something in his relationship with his wife has gone wrong? And you're literally on the other side of Jupiter, and then there's this element that comes into the movie that's really fantastic and you don't expect it.

And I thought it was a beautiful movie, that's cool, it really did great, great.

He's a really cool guy.

And he gave me the script and it was very different. And this guy visually makes cool shit and let me be in it and I love it.

I think, okay, this is this amazing place to be in right now, where you can be as goofy as you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? I just want. I like doing comedies. I like when there's an idea that we're freaking out over and we can't wait to get it going and try to write it and all that shit. But it's a weird age right now, it's a new, new new age.

I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to really talk about, what I'm supposed to be, what kind of movie I'm supposed to make right now. But it all, it all eventually gets there.

And it's kind of a masterclass and what more people should do, you know, because I think it has. I think that's a great way to go through, especially a comedy career. But just make yourself happy, and if you stick to that, chances are the worst thing that happens is you've made yourself happy.

And in your case, you've made everybody else happy, too, so that's a beautiful thing.

Me and you are very lucky. How about how long you've been getting to do this and kill and this, this new building, you got the greatest man.

Yeah.

Checks keep coming.

And every picture on the wall is of me.

You know, I don't want to keep you any longer, but I'm just honored to be your friend.

Well, listen, I love you and I'm so happy for you and proud of you for you. Just I don't know you're. You're. You're following your own, your own North Star, and whatever you're doing is perfection. Thank you buddy.

I didn't have my glasses on.

I was seeing my family there. I check out my family, I check out my family. Hey, you guys are looking. Hey mom, dad, you guys are looking good.

Sexy nuclear unit No. I was checking in on my family and seeing my my, my fam, my sibs. And then I go to Logan Airport and I'm going to take the flight from Boston to Los Angeles. You wait in the line to hand your stuff over, put it on the conveyor belt, so you're a little distracted, but I'm taking my belt off.

They always say you can leave your belt on, but it always sets it off. So now I take everything off, I'm pretty much naked when I go through that thing, but I'm taking everything off, I'm putting it down into this bucket.

And this very nice kid who's wearing a white sweater and he has glasses and dark hair, and he says, Oh, hi, Conan. And he could not have been nicer, he said. Your TV show meant a lot to me I've listened to.

Conan O'Brien needs a friend all the time. He is Armenian, he introduces himself, and I think he said his name was Armand.

He could not have been nicer, and he's talking about beautifully, talking about what, what the work is meant to him and all that. And I just had, like, the nicest conversation with him, and he was kind of holding his phone. But we were just about to go through, you know, when you go through the the, the whatever, the x-ray machine, the magnetic thing.

And so he had to put his phone in, and I was kind of thinking, I think he wanted to do a photo, but he didn't. OK, hold on. But anyway, we go through and I'm thinking that guy was so nice.

Then they they want to look again at one of my bags. I think it's, you know how many men travel with nine bottles of hairspray? So it was suspicious. And it's Aquanet, it's for old women.

They don't even make it anymore. Like a two day trip, it was a day and a half trip.

And so it's all, not all for my, for my hair, but anyway, no, I'm saying I inhale that stuff. It's an incredible high shout out to Aquanet.

But anyway, I get through and I get some of my stuff and I stand up and standing there. White sweater, glasses, dark hair guy. And I walk up to him and say, Hey, let's do a selfie. And he said, OK. And he starts to fish around in his luggage for his camera, and I'm thinking he was just holding his camera and he doesn't seem that interested.

What the fuck, that's weird. I thought I was being super nice because he said all those nice things. And he starts to pick it up and he goes, OK. And I went and look at him and I go, wait a minute.

Oh, no, it's not that guy, I just, I swear to God, I just so this guy who's just a guy who's wearing. And I look over and I see the other guy listen to me.

I see, listen to me, I'm not kidding this, I swear to God, this is all exactly happened.

I see the other guy, he's wearing a sweater that is practically identical, they look very similar. He's got glasses and I see him standing over at a post, holding his cell phone.

And I'm thinking, why wouldn't he take a selfie with me? And I'm looking at this guy and he goes, OK, and he takes a selfie of us. And so look at it from his perspective. He's sitting there, waiting for another relative, a girlfriend or whatever to come through.

And Conan O'Brien walks up and goes, Hey, let's do a selfie.

He's looking at his phone because he just got a text and there's no good explanation for why. You would walk up to a stranger and say, Hey, buddy, let's get a selfie. You're going to want this, you're going to want this. So somewhere out there, there's a guy who isn't a fan, doesn't care, maybe actively dislikes what I do.

I came up to him and made him take a selfie.

And so then I walk up to the other guy and I said, I'm sorry, I thought he was you and the other guy. I'm just, you know, there's no. Now he just thinks, Oh so, all non-celebrities look alike to you.

I just keep thinking about this guy, just like, OK, where's? where's Sarah? I just got to wait for Sarah to come through. Hey, hey, let's take a selfie.

What are you? Let's do it right now. Come on, get the camera out, you're doing him a favor.

Come on Late Night Show, 90s, 2000s, NBC, TBS, Come on.

Come on, podcast, Come on, come on, get the camera.

Let's do it.

This is why I have the podcast, because this is fresh. This just happened. Hey buddy, let's do it, get the camera out, let's get that selfie.

I love that you said. These two selfies still exist, but that guy probably just deleted it. He never took it. He was like, Yeah, oh yeah, I took it.

There you go, and you know what? He said? He said, Click, he said click, and I was like, I didn't think he pushed the phone.