Jimbo Fisher, Cam Jordan, Week 18 Picks And Fyre Fest Of The Week

2024-01-05 02:55:49

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Hey, part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts,

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Spotify, or YouTube prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music on today's part of my

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take. We've got a twofer for the people. We have head coach Jimbo Fisher currently not coaching,

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but we have a great discussion with him about the national championship on Monday night.

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His time at Texas A&M, his time at Florida state, Jamis Winston. That is a theme of today's show.

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Because we also have Cam Jordan from the new Orleans saints on the show. We also talked to

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him about Jamis Winston. Somebody out there has to know Jamis Winston. And if you do just play

1Speaker 1
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him today's episode. Yeah, please. It's the Jamis episode. So a great interview though,

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with Cam Jordan, talked to him, talked some ball with him, talked about the saints playing in a

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big game this weekend, trying to get in the playoffs, being an older future hall of famer

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in the NFL. We're going to talk about week 18, everything that's at stake.

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And we're going to do fire fest the week at the end. The NASCAR season is headed for the home

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stretch. Who's up for a little bit of chaos, a dash of drama. Who's down to take it to the

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Chicago streets, to bring the tricky triangle, to hit the brickyard bricks. Who's game for a

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little fireworks between friends. See, that's a trick question with the playoffs coming.

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There are no friends. The NASCAR cup series brought to you by Coca-Cola at Daytona,

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Saturday at 7 30 PM Eastern on NBC. Okay, let's go.

2Speaker 2
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Now in the street, there is violence.

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And then a lot of work to be done.

1Speaker 1
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No place to hang out or wash in. And then again, all on your son. Oh no, we're going to rock down

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to electric Avenue. And then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're going to rock down to electric.

2Speaker 2
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Pardon my take. We've been about martial sports.

1Speaker 1
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Welcome to part of my take today is Friday, January 5th. And we have reached the finale

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of the NFL regular season week 18. It came fast boys. You know what? I'm going to say it.

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Now this is not a Rick Pitino joke. This is the start of the playoffs. This is the start of the

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plan. We got playoffs. There's some teams that have already been playing in the playoff. Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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We will some teams since like week one. Yeah. But yeah, we got playoff games this weekend.

1Speaker 1
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We've got a full week 18 card, a couple of Saturday games, full Sunday slate.

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I'm just going to say it right now. Enjoy it. Embrace it. The chaos. I know there's

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some games that don't mean anything, but there's enough games that have enough implications.

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I'm very excited for this last full Sunday that we will get to spend together watching

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all the games. Yes. We're living all the chaos, but we did get here and we got here fast. It goes,

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the seasons change. What was your favorite moment of the 2022 regular season, 2023 regular season?

2Speaker 2
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Oh, there were so many good moments this year. I really liked the Caderius Tony storyline. Yep.

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That was good. It was fun falling along with that. I liked that one guy's girlfriend. What's

1Speaker 1
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her name? Travis Kelsey's girlfriend. What's her name? Oh, I thought you were going to say

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the gymnast. I think she's the singer. Oh yeah. The singer, the singer. Yeah. The gymnast also.

2Speaker 2
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Gymnast who's dating the guy in green Bay. Yeah. She would, did she win anything? Julie

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Ertz's husband. Julie Ertz's husband. Getting injured. Yeah. I'd say the number one story from

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the 2023 NFL regular season is everyone's favorite quarterback got hurt. Yeah. Except for Lamar.

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Except for Lamar, who's won the MVP. Congratulations. Congratulations. He has won the MVP,

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but yes, we have a full week 18 to get through. So I split it up this week. You stole my rant pin.

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Oh. Oh yeah. I was using it for the dozen. That's not for you. I was, I was, I had to,

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had to do some Jeff Delo trivia. Uh, okay. So week 18, we have four games that mean absolutely

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nothing. So I wanted to just say them out loud so people can be like, did you talk about them? Yes.

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Maybe even put a timestamp. Browns and Bengals, Jets and Patriots, Broncos at Raiders. Whoa,

2Speaker 2
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yeah. They mean nothing. Disagree. Patriots mean a lot. It does mean a lot. Actually that one

1Speaker 1
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Browns and Bengals means nothing. We'll go slowly. Browns and Bengals means nothing.

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It means absolutely nothing. Nothing. Nothing happens. No, no, no injuries. The real story

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behind this is, uh, actually my favorite story of the entire NFL season, the comeback of Joe

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Flacco. Yes. Joe Flacco being back to the point where he's being rested as a star. Yes. In the

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last game of the season, who would have thought it's amazing. And I heard our good friend,

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Mark Titus was saying that the debate of Joe Flacco verse tomorrow, Hamlin for comeback player

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of the year really comes down to what's more impressive coming back from the dead or taking

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the Cleveland Browns to the playoffs. I actually think it's a little bit different. I would say

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that coming back from playing for the New York Jets is more impressive than coming back from the

1Speaker 1
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dead and then taking the Cleveland Browns to the playoffs. Yeah. He's basically the next Jesus.

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Yeah. It's, it's insane what he's done. Um, and I feel like the nation should be rooting for the

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agreed America's team. The Browns are the lions are the Michigan. We're already tied up with

2Speaker 2
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Michigan being America's team. No, the Browns and the lions. If, if you're just going off, uh,

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off like vibes of what you like to see happen. Yep. You're rooting for the underdog. Those are

1Speaker 1
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your two teams that you're rooting for. There's the two teams that if you don't even bet on them,

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like as a sports fan, I'm just like, yeah, it'd be nice. Let them have something. Right. Yeah.

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Right. Right. Like no, no money involved. Just like, that'd be cool. Exactly. Yeah.

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Uh, all right. So Browns and Bengals means nothing. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll push the Jets

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Patriots to mean something. Uh, Broncos at Raiders also means nothing as long as we assume that

2Speaker 2
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Antonio Pierce has been hired full time. Again, they should just remove that, that title, uh,

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make them head coach for life, uh, or at least just remove the interim tag before the game and

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get a nice little boost. I also think that the Raiders should remind people on black Monday,

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we fired Josh McDaniels this year. Yes. You want to get that? You want to rebump that

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rebump the stream when it comes to that? Yeah. Chester should retweet himself. Yes. We remember

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this guy did get fired this year. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, this game really doesn't mean anything

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except you've got already a lot of the players of the Raiders coming out saying like, keep AP,

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keep AP, keep AP. It didn't work last time, but I, I think it's going to work this time.

1Speaker 1
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I also think that, um, the Raiders, I will probably, even though this game means nothing

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bet on the Raiders simply, uh, in an old algorithm that I have, uh, team that likes

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their head coach or interim head coach versus team that hates their head coach.

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Do you think they in week 18? Yeah. Oh yeah. I think they, I think there's some guys that don't

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like them. They're probably, he threw the whole offense under the bus. Yeah. Probably a couple

2Speaker 2
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of guys on the team don't like him that much, but also a couple of guys on the team probably

1Speaker 1
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didn't like Russ Wilson that much. Yeah. But it doesn't, it feel like the, the Broncos are

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probably going to do a pretty big changeover. Sean Payton's got to get his guys in. Yes. All

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his guys. He's got to get his guys in. So, and then the last game that doesn't mean anything,

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Chiefs at Chargers means nothing. Uh, Chiefs are going to be resting starters. Chiefs are gonna

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hopefully become the dangerous team that everyone's been waiting for them to become.

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And the Chargers, they also need to remind everyone they fired Brandon Staley. Yes. They

2Speaker 2
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need to re bump that as well. I think, I feel like the Chiefs are running like two separate

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practices this week, this week's team, and then the real team that they're going to be playing

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with in the playoffs. Yes. I did see a story come out the other day though. Um, Travis Kelsey

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will not be attending the golden globe awards. Oh, I think it was the golden globes. He got to

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work. He has to work cause it's on a Sunday. Taylor Swift was going to be there. You have to

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wonder trouble in paradise. Not there to support boo. I personally would go to Taylor Swift's

1Speaker 1
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awards ceremony. How many games has Taylor Swift gone to this year? Like, like 10, all of them.

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Yeah. And he can't go to one little award show. It seems toxic. Are the Chiefs a better team if

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Travis Kelsey goes to the award show instead of play? It might be. Taylor deserves better. That's

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what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. So let's get to the games that matter and we'll go through these

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games, uh, in chronological order. So we're starting with the Steelers and the Ravens

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on Saturday afternoon. The Steelers need to win and also have a Bills loss or a Jaguars loss to

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get in. The Ravens have the one seed wrapped up. We get to do the rest versus Russ debate. It does

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feel like the Ravens are going to sit some of their key starters, which I think they should do.

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Yes. But I am of the belief that Tyler Huntley and this way, this game goes that the Ravens are very

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live in this game. I think they're alive in this game because the Ravens are the best team in the

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NFL at playing games like this. Yeah. Like Harbaugh prepares them to do this in the preseason. Yep.

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So they don't lose in the preseason. Harbaugh takes it seriously. It doesn't matter if his

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second stringers are in third stringers are in, they're trying to win those games. So it feels

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like the backup, uh, players on the Ravens are going to be more ready to go ahead and execute

1Speaker 1
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than any other team. And there's just a simple math. You can't sit everyone. Yeah. You can't

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sit everyone. You need to have some guys out there. So, um, you'll sit Lamar Jackson. I would

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assume, you know, Odell will sit, I'm assuming, you know, uh, row quantum probably sit probably

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Humphrey likely. Yeah. There's probably some defensive guys. They got to sit just because,

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you know, Ravens have had some bad luck from time to time, but I, as good as the Steelers

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have been playing with Mason Rudolph, when you're getting three and a half points in the Steelers

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versus Ravens, I don't care. Just tell me who has the plus sign next to him throughout the record

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books. It doesn't matter. I think this also happened in, I think the year the Ravens got

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the one seed, they played the Steelers week 18 when none of them play for. And I think RG three

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beat them. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that game. So like that shows you that I, I would not,

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I would not think the Ravens are going to be just a pushover on Saturday afternoon.

2Speaker 2
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I don't think they are at all. I don't think any team's really a pushover for the Steelers.

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They have to kind of fight everything out. That's true. Uh, weird ref crew alert. It's the same.

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It's the same refs as in the Cowboys lions game. We thought they'd be done for the season.

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They're back in maybe one of the most important games. Why would they put them on this game?

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Why would they put them in a standalone game? It's so stupid. You gotta, you gotta bury that

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ref crew when there's like six other games kicking off. Yeah. There's nothing going on

1Speaker 1
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on Saturday afternoon. Everyone's going to watch this game. We're going to be focused on this.

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And, uh, hopefully nothing weird happens, but it's, it's these guys. So probably these guys,

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it's these guys. All you gotta do is say these guys, these guys are going to be on TV. Uh,

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TJ watt also going for the, uh, sack lead in the NFL. He's at 17 right now,

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which puts him at number one. This would make him a three time NFL sack champion,

1Speaker 1
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which I don't think has been done before. Also TJ watt. Uh, we talk about the baby bump.

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Is there a Jersey Jerry bump? I think there could be because our guy, Jersey Jerry,

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if you didn't tune in, uh, spent 37 hours trying to hit a hole in one.

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He finally did it. And the 37th hour, he was what? 26,000, 2,600 strokes to get a hole in

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one on the simulator. And in classic Jerry fashion, we've had Jerry on the show a couple of

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times. Most of our audience knows him. He used his, uh, speech because we're like, we need a

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speech. There was a hundred thousand people watching on YouTube. And his speech was basically,

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I think this has earned me a dinner with TJ watt. Please go to dinner with me, TJ watt.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah. Yeah. And so Jerry, I think Jerry will show TJ the same respect that TJ showed Jerry

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by watching the stream. Yeah. Jerry will be watching this game. Yeah. I feel like TJ will,

1Speaker 1
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TJ is going to be like, what would Jerry do when he's trying to get this sack record? Yep. I don't

2Speaker 2
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see it any other way. This is going to be bully mode for TJ watt for sure. Uh, yeah. So this is

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actually, I'm looking forward to this game. I always look forward to the Steelers Ravens game.

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This time it kind of means something. Um, I, I want the Steelers to win because I'd like to see

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the Steelers in the playoffs. Yeah. I've reached that point. I, earlier this year, I was saying,

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if there's one team I do not want to see, not in the terms of like, you don't want to run into this

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team in the playoffs. I did not want to see the Steelers in the playoffs. Now I kind of do.

1Speaker 1
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Now it's the Jaguars. I don't want to see the Jaguars in the playoffs. I want the Steelers to

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win. I want the tech, you know, the Texans Colt winner will get in and the bills to win. And then

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you get the Jaguars out of the playoff. Yes. That's what I would, that would be a great setup

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ideally. And I'm sorry to Jags fans, but like it's tough. It's a tough watch. Yeah. It's a

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tough watch. They know. Yeah. Uh, okay. Nerd nugget from you, Jake, the Steelers are 13 and

3Speaker 3
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three and regular season finale since 2007. When Mike Tomlin took the reins as head coach of

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Pittsburgh, their 13 victories and regular season finales under Tomlin, the most in the NFL

1Speaker 1
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since 2007. Okay. That is interesting. He has already gotten his ninth win. Yeah. I have my

2Speaker 2
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bird nugget of the week actually for this game, for the Ravens. Let's go. Did you know that a

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group of Ravens is called a murder? Oh, I did know that actually. Yeah. In a tribute to Ray Lewis.

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Yes. I did know that. Also crows. Also, I don't know if this is a good bit or not, but I, I've

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maybe my fire festival week ahead of time. Uh, I downloaded an AI voice and video simulator,

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and I've just been using it all afternoon doing celebrities, just like typing stuff to keep myself

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entertained. Um, I have, I actually, we have a special guest, Donald Trump, who has a prediction

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for this game. If you'd like to hear it. Okay. Okay. Let's just see what Donald Trump has to say.

4Speaker 4
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You know, Lamar is really one of the top guys, very fast with those feet of his. Um, he is also

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a great supporter of our tremendous movement. I'll never forget when he tweeted, trust Trump,

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but I like Pittsburgh this weekend, guys. I know firsthand how hard it is to stop the steal

2Speaker 2
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on January 6th. Okay. So that's Trump. That's pretty good. He's on the Steelers this weekend.

1Speaker 1
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That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. AI. We're fucked as a society. We're

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fucked. Oh yeah. Although Jerry just beat the machine. That's true. Yeah. He might be the guy

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we need like at the front of the army. I'll take down a machine. He's John Henry. Yeah. Someone's

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doing boomers of you guys a few weeks ago. Yeah. It didn't sound that close though. So they're

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trying. Yeah. Ryan. Yeah. Um, okay. Next game. Next game. We have the Texans and the Colts,

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a playoff game. It is a playoff game. So these teams, whoever wins this game will be in the

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playoffs. I will be happy with either result because I think both teams have had great seasons

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in different ways. The Colts were, we're supposed to do nothing. Uh, they get, you know,

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Anthony Richardson hurt. Shane Steichen keeps him alive. They're now playing a home playoff

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game to get into the playoffs. And then CJ Stroud has been one of the stories of this year and how

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incredible he's been as a rookie. So like both these teams have their own wrinkles and stories

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that I'd be like, you know what? That's awesome that they made the playoffs. I'm going to go ahead

2Speaker 2
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and say it. Uh, whichever team loses this game, they have nothing to hang their head over. Nope.

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Nothing to hang your head over. You have something to build on. You get something to

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build on big time. If you get into the playoffs, then you have something maybe even a little bit

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bigger to build on because you've got that one year of playoff experience under the new regime.

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Yes. But yeah, both these teams, uh, congratulations. I think both these teams

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should be congratulated for their performance in the AFC South this year. Yes. I, I lean Texans

1Speaker 1
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just because it comes down to who do I trust more? CJ Stroud or Gardner Minshew. And I'm no

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offense to Gardner Minshew, but I'm going to say my answer is CJ Stroud. Um, but I mean,

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it's basically a pick them. Yeah. I don't like, who knows? I'm going to take the over and hope

2Speaker 2
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for the best strategy because the Colts offense is actually pretty good this year. I think they're

1Speaker 1
00:15:40.76 – 00:15:46.72

top 10 well in Shane Steichen. Um, part of like his thing is that he is not afraid to take shots.

00:15:46.72 – 00:15:51.22

And especially if they get down a little bit, he's going to push the ball. Uh, so yeah,

00:15:51.26 – 00:15:54.24

the Colts overs have been, have been good this year. They've been really good this year. Yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:15:54.32 – 00:15:58.84

I'm rooting for Shane Steichen. Uh, I would like to see him go farther than the Philadelphia Eagles.

1Speaker 1
00:15:58.98 – 00:16:02.78

Oh, that would be fun. I'm also rooting for Will Anderson to get a couple of sacks and become the

00:16:02.78 – 00:16:07.24

defensive rookie of the year. Okay. Cause he should be for any particular reason. No, I just think

00:16:07.24 – 00:16:10.52

Will Anderson has been the defensive rookie of the year. If I had to vote over Kalajit Kansi.

00:16:10.94 – 00:16:16.94

Oh, yeah. They're both pretty good. They split. They'll split. Who do you have?

2Speaker 2
00:16:17.26 – 00:16:23.12

Kalajit. Okay. Got a name with the C. So we have, so who do you have? I have Kalajit Kansi is mine.

1Speaker 1
00:16:23.20 – 00:16:28.26

All right. I have a Will Anderson. Jake, who do you have? Will Anderson or Kalajit Kansi with the

2Speaker 2
00:16:28.26 – 00:16:31.80

C. No, that's what I meant. Yeah. Kansi with the C. Who do you have? Will Anderson or Kalajit Kansi?

1Speaker 1
00:16:32.00 – 00:16:36.12

Will Anderson. Okay. Uh, memes. You got to break the tie. You got to break the tie memes.

00:16:37.34 – 00:16:40.74

I'll go. Will Anderson. Okay. So Will Anderson is one. The part of my take

00:16:40.74 – 00:16:44.86

defensive rookie of the year. We got everyone's vote. Damn it. No. What?

3Speaker 3
00:16:47.48 – 00:16:54.82

What? Jalen Carter. Oh, would you celebrate that max? I wouldn't say I would celebrate is not the

00:16:54.82 – 00:17:00.52

right word. I don't, I don't celebrate anything less than super bowls. Oh really? You wouldn't

2Speaker 2
00:17:00.52 – 00:17:04.44

like drink champagne or anything before super bowl. That's your definition of celebration.

1Speaker 1
00:17:04.44 – 00:17:10.12

That was just a beverage. It's just, he was just thirsty. Uh, okay. Jake, what is your

3Speaker 3
00:17:10.12 – 00:17:15.24

nerd nugget for this game? Last week, Texans wide receiver Robert Woods became the 12th active player

00:17:15.24 – 00:17:22.88

in the NFL to reach 8,000 receiving yards. Okay. I can read the list. Yeah, but I feel like that's

00:17:22.88 – 00:17:28.02

an underrated. Wait, what was it? 12th active receiver to reach 8,000 receiving yards. Okay.

1Speaker 1
00:17:28.66 – 00:17:37.30

Mike Evans. Yup. Antonio Brown. Active. Sorry. Not Antonio Brown. OBJ. AJ Brown. Odell is not on

3Speaker 3
00:17:37.30 – 00:17:41.54

there. AJ Brown. AJ Brown's not on there. Oh, Odell's not on there. Cooper cup.

1Speaker 1
00:17:43.24 – 00:17:53.10

Cooper cup's not on there. Okay. This sucks. This list sucks. Puka Nakua. No, he's, he's probably

2Speaker 2
00:17:53.10 – 00:18:01.10

going to get the rookie receiving yard. Uh, let's see. Tyreek. Tyreek's definitely on there. Oh,

1Speaker 1
00:18:01.26 – 00:18:07.04

old guys. Uh, DeAndre and Julio Jones. Both. Yes. Uh, Devante Adams. Yes.

00:18:09.36 – 00:18:16.12

This list sucks. Dillon. No. Oh, good guess. Oh, Terry McLaurin. Wide receivers or tight ends as

3Speaker 3
00:18:16.12 – 00:18:21.74

well. Uh, one more tight end. Travis Kelsey. Two more tight ends. Yes. One more tight end now.

2Speaker 2
00:18:21.74 – 00:18:29.52

Mercedes Lewis. No. Eric Ebron. No. Mo Allie Cox. One more tight end. Darren Waller. No. George

3Speaker 3
00:18:29.52 – 00:18:33.24

Kidder. This tight end doesn't really play as much of a factor anymore, but he's still active. Oh,

2Speaker 2
00:18:33.44 – 00:18:37.76

uh, Graham. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. That, that list. Stefan Diggs, Amari Cooper,

00:18:37.90 – 00:18:43.42

Brandon Cooks, Keenan Allen. You remember Stefan Diggs? Yeah. He was good. Yeah. Really good. He

00:18:43.42 – 00:18:50.52

was really good. His heyday earlier this year. Yeah. Until like six weeks ago. Uh, okay. We,

1Speaker 1
00:18:50.52 – 00:18:57.32

we talked about Browns, Bengals, Vikings, Lions. This game doesn't really mean anything. If the

00:18:57.32 – 00:19:03.84

Cowboys and Eagles both win as heavy favorites, uh, Lions feel like they're in the three seat.

00:19:03.92 – 00:19:09.16

Also the Cowboys and Eagles are playing later. So I guess the, the Lions have to try to,

00:19:09.34 – 00:19:12.78

they don't really, are they locked in? I think that they have to try.

00:19:13.42 – 00:19:17.08

They would want to try to win, but there are three and a half point underdogs at home. So

00:19:17.08 – 00:19:21.58

that makes me think they're not going to try to win. Let me see if they're locked. See what I'm

00:19:21.58 – 00:19:26.22

saying. Lions play. Well, I guess they wouldn't be if the Cowboys won. Cause it'd be head to head.

00:19:26.24 – 00:19:35.28

Right? Yeah. I think that's the lines aren't dogs. I thought they were dogs. Oh, they're

00:19:35.28 – 00:19:38.04

going back to Nick. Oh, their favorites. All right. So yeah. All right. So that makes sense.

00:19:38.08 – 00:19:41.72

So they were trying to win. Yeah. So I also think, I also think Dan Campbell can't,

00:19:42.38 – 00:19:46.60

he wouldn't know how to try to lose. I don't think he could tank. He's incapable of it. So

2Speaker 2
00:19:46.60 – 00:19:50.58

he's five and Oh, against the spread against the Vikings, something to keep in the back of your

00:19:50.58 – 00:19:56.70

head. Uh, and I don't think he's going to tank this one. Nope. They do. They, they are playing

00:19:56.70 – 00:20:02.14

for the opportunity to maybe jump the Cowboys. If the Cowboys lose the commanders, which is

3Speaker 3
00:20:02.14 – 00:20:06.66

probably not going to happen with a win Dallas and Philly loss. Yeah. Okay. So they need both

2Speaker 2
00:20:06.66 – 00:20:09.72

of those. They need both those things to happen. So probably, I don't think that they're going to

00:20:09.72 – 00:20:13.92

tank. I think, I think Dan Campbell will give a speech to his guys and he'll say,

00:20:13.92 – 00:20:18.84

we have not earned the right to take our foot off the gas. Yeah, I agree. And, uh,

1Speaker 1
00:20:19.00 – 00:20:24.38

men like also, this is a bad taste game. Yeah. I get the bad taste out of your mouth. Yep. Last

00:20:24.38 – 00:20:28.64

Saturday did not go well. Uh, the ending sucked. I think the lines are going to come out and be

00:20:28.64 – 00:20:33.26

like, we got to get ourselves ready for the playoffs. We got to put some good, good tape out

00:20:33.26 – 00:20:38.34

there. Maybe if they get like a big lead, they might pull some guys, but yeah, I think they're

00:20:38.34 – 00:20:43.60

going to try to win this game. And, and Kevin O'Connell, um, deserves a lot of credit because

00:20:43.60 – 00:20:48.02

he's a very good coach. I will never understand going with Jaron Hall in that game on Sunday.

2Speaker 2
00:20:48.14 – 00:20:51.58

No, he's trying to find the hot hand. That's what he's been trying to do is like, he's trying to

00:20:51.58 – 00:20:56.56

time it out to go like Jaron Hall had a good week of practice. So I think he'll be better on Sunday.

00:20:56.86 – 00:21:00.40

In this case, he's going back to Nick Mullins again. I guess Nick Mullins had a good week

00:21:00.40 – 00:21:06.06

of practice. Well, Nick Mullins is a competent quarterback. Yeah. Ish. You have to see what

00:21:06.06 – 00:21:11.02

Jaron Hall has, I guess at some point I would have gone with Josh. I would have stuck with Dobbs.

1Speaker 1
00:21:11.02 – 00:21:15.42

Just be like, fuck it. Let's just keep going. Yeah. All right. A nerd nugget for this game.

3Speaker 3
00:21:15.54 – 00:21:19.76

Lions tight end Sam Laporta is just one of four rookies in NFL history to produce this season

00:21:19.76 – 00:21:23.62

with at least 80 catches, 800 receiving yards and nine receiving touchdowns.

1Speaker 1
00:21:23.66 – 00:21:28.34

It is pretty crazy that the Lions traded TJ Hockinson last year and then they just got

2Speaker 2
00:21:28.34 – 00:21:32.86

a really good tight end. So you got a, like a younger, better version of TJ. Yeah. From the

1Speaker 1
00:21:32.86 – 00:21:39.20

same school. Yes, exactly. Yeah. They just went back. Uh, okay. Jaguars or Titans. I think this

2Speaker 2
00:21:39.90 – 00:21:45.96

Titans maybe outright. So, uh, last week, Mike Vrabel had a great quote. I fucking can't stand

1Speaker 1
00:21:45.96 – 00:21:50.58

losing. No. So the, the, the reporter asked, how do you feel about losing? And he said,

00:21:50.58 – 00:21:55.46

it fucking sucks. Yeah. Losing fucking sucks. And then, and then he gave a whole answer and then

00:21:55.46 – 00:21:59.98

he's like, you got anything else? Yeah. The reporter. It's a good answer. It's a good answer

2Speaker 2
00:21:59.98 – 00:22:04.66

from Braves. I think that this is the Titans too. I don't believe in the Jaguars. It's just

1Speaker 1
00:22:05.30 – 00:22:11.36

the Mike Vrabel in a week 18 where nothing matters for his team against the Jacksonville

00:22:11.36 – 00:22:16.50

Jaguars who are battered and beaten and, and have not looked good. And yeah, they,

00:22:16.56 – 00:22:22.34

they beat the Panthers and their defense looked good. Uh, but just, we've seen this. What was

00:22:22.34 – 00:22:26.32

Carson Wentz and the Colts? They were, Oh no, that was the reverse. The Jaguars beat the Colts.

00:22:26.38 – 00:22:30.86

Jaguars beat the Colts. But it just something weird always happens in the, in the AFC South.

00:22:30.86 – 00:22:35.40

Yeah. Late season games. And this is very well. Superbowl this year. Also revenge.

00:22:35.84 – 00:22:41.98

Yeah. Remember the Titans lost the Jaguars in week 18 last year to get in the playoffs. Yep.

00:22:42.26 – 00:22:47.16

So a little revenge. That was Josh tops. Yeah. I, I, I actually do think that variable is going

2Speaker 2
00:22:47.16 – 00:22:50.20

to have the team ready to play. Do we know, is it going to be Will Levis or is it going to be

00:22:50.20 – 00:22:55.78

Tannehill? Hmm. I don't know. It doesn't really factor into my equation because my equation is

00:22:55.78 – 00:23:02.82

just Mike Vrabel. And that's, it's a one item equation. So we get, uh, Oh, we'll love us. I'm

1Speaker 1
00:23:02.82 – 00:23:07.62

watching right now. He's dancing at practice. I think it's, we'll let us nothing confirmed, but

00:23:08.16 – 00:23:14.26

Levis is start. Oh, I've got someone Nick sus online. Got Will Levis feet picks.

00:23:14.62 – 00:23:19.76

So it's just a zoomed in picture of his feet. He's got ankle wraps. I love that. Nick sus,

00:23:19.76 – 00:23:25.94

Nick sus got those will Levis feet picks. Great account. Uh, it's moved. Wait, here it is. We'll

00:23:25.94 – 00:23:29.72

let us moved. Okay. Not as well as last week worked third, when all three were together in

00:23:29.72 – 00:23:34.28

second, when they reduced to only two getting work. So that kind of means it might be Tannehill

2Speaker 2
00:23:34.28 – 00:23:38.00

and it's Trevor Lawrence playing. He said that his, his shoulder feels better every day.

00:23:38.76 – 00:23:43.06

So that's good. Trending in the right direction. That's officially trending in the right direction.

00:23:43.52 – 00:23:48.24

I don't, again, it doesn't factor to my equation. My equation is Mike variable plus

00:23:48.24 – 00:23:52.78

zero equals Mike variable. Right. And so that's telling me to bet the Titan. He's going to get

1Speaker 1
00:23:52.78 – 00:23:57.88

the boys fired up one way or the other. Uh, okay. Nerd nugget for this game. Jaguars running back.

3Speaker 3
00:23:57.96 – 00:24:03.26

Travis UTN has 11 rushing touchdowns this season becoming the first Jaguar since 2009 to record

00:24:03.26 – 00:24:08.44

at least 10 rushing touchdowns in a season. Last was MJD in 2009. They even had a good running

2Speaker 2
00:24:08.44 – 00:24:15.16

back in a while. Yeah. They used to have good ones. So they had Fred Taylor. Yeah. Yeah. MJD.

00:24:15.70 – 00:24:20.22

He got fat. He got, yeah, he was always like a little squatty body. NFL network personality.

00:24:20.42 – 00:24:24.34

Yeah. But yeah, he got fat. Yeah. He got a little chunky. I remember when he knocked out Sean

00:24:24.34 – 00:24:29.14

Merriman. Yeah, that was great. We had a good block. He was awesome. So much fun to watch.

1Speaker 1
00:24:29.50 – 00:24:38.06

Okay. Jets Patriots, Henry. Yes. You want to lose this game? We do. I don't think Bill Belichick

2Speaker 2
00:24:38.06 – 00:24:43.26

will lose this game. Neither do I, but there are reports coming out that there's a lot of turmoil

00:24:43.26 – 00:24:47.60

in the coaching staff locker room. Now that it seems like things might be over, there

00:24:47.60 – 00:24:52.40

might be some, you know, airing of grievances, throwing people under the bus. Who do tell?

00:24:53.08 – 00:24:58.42

I just read a report that someone said the staff was super dysfunctional. Oh yeah. An anonymous

00:24:58.42 – 00:25:03.42

source. Have we not read Hank this direct report for the last like 10 weeks? He's now believing it.

00:25:03.50 – 00:25:06.68

And Hank's been saying it's fan fiction. Well, now I'm trying to convince myself that we can

00:25:06.68 – 00:25:10.96

lose this game. Got it. Got it. Yeah. That makes sense. I've been saying for the last three weeks,

00:25:10.96 – 00:25:15.92

Bill Belichick will not lose to the Jets. I feel like Bill Belichick, if he does get fired,

1Speaker 1
00:25:16.06 – 00:25:21.46

they need to make that its own day. He can't go out with like... He can't go out on Black Monday.

00:25:21.64 – 00:25:25.54

He can't go out on the Black Monday. We can't scroll Black Monday and be like, Dennis Allen

00:25:25.54 – 00:25:31.86

fired, Nick Sirianni fired, Bill Belichick fired. He needs his own day. He should be traded at the

00:25:31.86 – 00:25:36.34

Super Bowl. That'd be funny if they fired Nick Sirianni before the playoff game. Yeah, that'd

2Speaker 2
00:25:37.72 – 00:25:43.92

be funny. I have a guest picker here for this game too, if that's okay. Yeah. All right. Let's see

00:25:43.92 – 00:25:53.54

what he has to say. Hang on. We don't win anymore in Washington and it's quite sad.

4Speaker 4
00:25:54.06 – 00:25:58.92

We are looking very strongly at bringing in Bill Belichick, a true patriot and great winner.

00:25:59.30 – 00:26:02.94

He is a friend of mine and the New York Jets have been very nasty to him.

2Speaker 2
00:26:03.60 – 00:26:06.60

So I think he likes Belichick this weekend. Where's the pick, John?

00:26:07.42 – 00:26:11.74

He said that the New York Jets have been very nasty to him. What was the pick? You sound like

00:26:11.74 – 00:26:15.94

a lib, Hank. No, you said you're a guest picker and he didn't make a pick. You're nitpicking

00:26:15.94 – 00:26:20.34

everything that President Trump says. He said he had a pick. He didn't have a pick. Okay. Well,

00:26:20.38 – 00:26:25.14

I think he likes the Patriots this weekend. He did not have a pick. He did not. But the New York

00:26:25.14 – 00:26:29.40

Jets, in fact, have been very nasty to Bill Belichick and he's been very nasty back. Fifteen

00:26:29.40 – 00:26:34.34

in a row, though, water always finds its level. I mean, like the Jets is more due than the New

1Speaker 1
00:26:34.34 – 00:26:43.34

York Jets. That's true. You want to win this game? No, really? No, not even to get the get the 15 in

00:26:43.34 – 00:26:48.98

a row done. Yeah. So right now I'm saying no, but if they do win, I'll be like, yeah, they did it.

00:26:49.04 – 00:26:53.94

And then Patriots will draft a quarterback that plays there for 50 more years and absolutely

2Speaker 2
00:26:54.40 – 00:26:57.08

tortures the fan base. This actually might be the easy game.

1Speaker 1
00:26:58.42 – 00:27:03.62

What do you mean? Is he might get a full workload? Oh, he might. Yeah. Dalvin Cook's out. Yeah. Oh,

2Speaker 2
00:27:03.86 – 00:27:09.36

is he touchdown? Is he out or did he did Dalvin Cook get cut? Wait, is he out?

00:27:10.86 – 00:27:17.80

It's like cell phone parts. Yeah. Is he in? Is he in? Is he in? Is he in? Wait, Dalvin Cook's

00:27:17.80 – 00:27:21.48

playing or not? I don't know. That's what I'm asking. Dalvin Cook out. But is he out?

00:27:22.34 – 00:27:26.62

Is he is he in Dalvin Cook out? I don't know if he's in. That's what we're asking you. Got it.

1Speaker 1
00:27:27.98 – 00:27:35.08

No, he's out. Is he out? He's out. He's in. I don't know if he's in. Dalvin out. Is he in?

00:27:35.30 – 00:27:43.70

Okay. Great. Great fit. Yeah. Okay. So is he in Dalvin Cook also playing? No. Oh no. Dalvin Cook

2Speaker 2
00:27:43.70 – 00:27:48.48

out. Is he in? Dalvin Cook is being given the opportunity to sign with a contender.

00:27:49.48 – 00:27:54.80

Wait, seriously? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so that's why they, that's why they let him go was to give

00:27:54.80 – 00:27:58.48

him the opportunity to get on a playoff roster. Cool. He's cut. He's not out. He's cut. I believe

00:27:58.48 – 00:28:02.26

he's cut. Is he officially, is he released? Yeah, he's released. He's been released. Got it. Okay.

00:28:02.42 – 00:28:06.76

So that's why. That did not work well. That's why it's the easy game. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Uh,

1Speaker 1
00:28:06.86 – 00:28:11.56

yeah. Dalvin contender. I don't think so. You don't think, what, what contender? Just tell

2Speaker 2
00:28:11.56 – 00:28:15.28

him like the Chargers are still in it. You know what I would do if I'm the Ravens, I would sign

1Speaker 1
00:28:15.28 – 00:28:20.58

them just, just in case. Yeah, that might not be terrible. Just in case. Just in case. Uh,

3Speaker 3
00:28:20.58 – 00:28:24.80

okay. Nerd nugget for this game. Reminder first for big cat to that Patriots and under

1Speaker 1
00:28:26.56 – 00:28:33.86

forbid for, for big cat. Yeah. What did you say? Reminder for big cat. Okay. Maybe I misspoke,

3Speaker 3
00:28:34.12 – 00:28:39.20

but I thought it was forbid cat. Okay. The last time they played, he told me to remind you

1Speaker 1
00:28:39.20 – 00:28:43.58

under in the Patriots. Yeah. Yeah. I might not the unders the unders grow. I'm not gonna bet

3Speaker 3
00:28:43.58 – 00:28:47.18

the under, but I will bet the Patriots, uh, Patriots running back. Ezekiel Elliott enters

00:28:47.18 – 00:28:51.82

the final week of the season. Second on the team in receptions, only one catch behind leaders,

00:28:51.94 – 00:28:58.26

Mario Douglas. Oh, that's a confident offense. Never a good sign. Can, uh, if he out catches

00:28:58.26 – 00:29:03.52

Douglas, it'll be the second straight season that are running back leads the Patriots in receptions

2Speaker 2
00:29:03.52 – 00:29:07.32

and the 10th time in team history. Yeah. When you're, when you're running back leads the team

00:29:07.32 – 00:29:12.14

in receptions, that's like, if your safety leads the team in tackles, is there a team out there

00:29:12.64 – 00:29:19.70

that has that occurring right now, Max? Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. It's not, it's just not a good

1Speaker 1
00:29:19.70 – 00:29:24.40

sign. No, it's not a great sign. Matt Forte, I think bears in receptions for a few years,

2Speaker 2
00:29:24.90 – 00:29:30.76

but yeah. Unless that person's LaShawn McCoy or Ladanian Tomlinson or, uh, yeah. Brian Westbrook.

1Speaker 1
00:29:30.90 – 00:29:39.54

Yeah. Uh, okay. Next game down the list, Falcons at Saints. If the Bucs lose, this becomes the,

00:29:39.54 – 00:29:45.70

uh, battle for the NFC South. Kind of fun. Kind of fun. Uh, I think the Saints,

2Speaker 2
00:29:45.96 – 00:29:48.86

I love the Saints this weekend. Yeah. I mean, the Falcons can't play on the road. Personally.

00:29:48.88 – 00:29:51.80

That's what I was going to say. The Falcons really can't play on the road at all. Arthur

00:29:51.80 – 00:29:55.50

Smith though. Saints are building off something really building. I think, what are they? Three

00:29:55.50 – 00:29:59.42

and one in their last four right now. So the Saints in the last quarter of the season,

00:29:59.48 – 00:30:03.08

the Saints have been trending towards being not just a playoff team, but a good playoff. Probably

00:30:03.08 – 00:30:08.34

the one seed. They would be. So I I'm riding with car, man. Arthur Smith, division rival wants to

00:30:08.34 – 00:30:11.94

spoil the season for the Saints. Well, no, he's trying to get in the playoffs. He's trying to get

00:30:11.94 – 00:30:15.00

in the playoffs himself. He tries to spoil it. They're equal right now. And get into the playoffs.

1Speaker 1
00:30:15.06 – 00:30:19.82

They, if they win this game and the Bucs lose, they're in the, they win the NFC South. They host

2Speaker 2
00:30:19.82 – 00:30:25.16

a playoff game. That's huge. And spoil. And spoil. Simultaneously. I, I personally love the Saints

00:30:25.16 – 00:30:29.88

this weekend. All the Falcons. Yeah. I kind of want the Saints to make the playoffs just because

00:30:29.88 – 00:30:35.46

then maybe Jameis would get in. Yeah. Saints making the playoffs and, and Derek Carr getting

00:30:35.46 – 00:30:42.00

like a, a, a high ankle sprain. That'd be the ideal situation. Yeah. Yeah. And also just so

1Speaker 1
00:30:42.00 – 00:30:47.58

Stephen Shay was like, I love the laugh in his face. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be nice. Yeah. All right.

3Speaker 3
00:30:47.64 – 00:30:51.72

Nerd nugget for this game. Shout out to today's guests, Saints defensive end, Cameron Jordan's

00:30:52.28 – 00:30:56.98

116 and a half sacks since 2012 leads the NFL over that span Von Miller and Chandler Jones,

00:30:57.10 – 00:31:00.58

right behind him with one 12 future hall of famer. There we go. We're going to get to it.

2Speaker 2
00:31:00.62 – 00:31:04.04

So the, uh, the behind the scenes dialogue that Hank and I were doing right there is that this

00:31:04.04 – 00:31:08.94

game means a lot for who gets the second overall pick. Because if both the Patriots lose and the

00:31:08.94 – 00:31:13.84

commanders lose, uh, this is the most important game. This is like worth two games. If the Saints

00:31:13.84 – 00:31:18.42

win, it's good for you. If the Saints win, then the commanders would probably get the second overall

1Speaker 1
00:31:18.42 – 00:31:26.66

pick. Got it. And if the Falcons win pitch. Yeah. So it's to see who has to give their entire future

00:31:26.66 – 00:31:33.92

assets to me. Yes. I love for the right to love it. But it's all loser of this. We'll have to

2Speaker 2
00:31:33.92 – 00:31:39.70

just hand me all the pick Hank. I'll just say that a top three pick in this draft is pretty good.

1Speaker 1
00:31:40.70 – 00:31:45.94

There's there's three, maybe even four and you can get to one. It will cost you everything,

00:31:46.48 – 00:31:52.50

but you can get to one. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I have no idea who our new jam is going to be.

00:31:52.62 – 00:31:56.20

So I don't know. This is actually tough for me because I got to figure out who's more likely to

2Speaker 2
00:31:56.20 – 00:32:03.80

suck next year. Yeah. Are you worried about Caleb Williams? You got to know you got to wait

00:32:03.80 – 00:32:07.24

for the coaching outcome. I got to see who's going to suck more. Are you not worried about

1Speaker 1
00:32:07.24 – 00:32:12.14

Caleb Williams like becoming Patrick Mahomes 2.0? Listen, I know you're on your hate me

00:32:12.72 – 00:32:16.68

little, you started 2024 just being like, I'm just going to, I'm just going to fucking propaganda,

00:32:16.90 – 00:32:21.52

get big cat, just fucking stick it to him. No, I'm not worried. I got to figure out who's going

00:32:21.52 – 00:32:28.64

to suck more. We might be doing the process in DC. I think it might be Washington, but. Just look

00:32:28.64 – 00:32:32.36

at the history. Yeah. But if Belichick's gone, your history's gone. Yeah. And then we might get

2Speaker 2
00:32:32.36 – 00:32:39.42

your history, right? Oh man. You ever think about that? Belichick breaking the all time wins record

1Speaker 1
00:32:39.42 – 00:32:44.44

on my sideline. It will be very dependent on you guys coach. Yeah. You guys hire. We're going to

2Speaker 2
00:32:44.44 – 00:32:49.42

throw them a parade. We're going to treat Bill. We would treat you so good in DC. You would be a

00:32:49.42 – 00:32:53.94

King to us. You could go, you go coach Navy football and lacrosse during the week. Bill,

1Speaker 1
00:32:54.34 – 00:32:57.88

man, Bill, you would be my main bitch. Okay. So I think this is what I'm rooting for. I'm rooting

00:32:57.88 – 00:33:03.20

for, um, the saints to win. Yeah. You get the second pick. Yeah. Yeah. You're Hank. It's the

00:33:03.20 – 00:33:10.26

third pick. Hank then gives me all the future picks and then picks number one takes Caleb

00:33:10.26 – 00:33:14.84

Williams. You take Drake May and you have bill Belichick and Drake may turns out to be the better

2Speaker 2
00:33:14.84 – 00:33:21.60

of the two. I like that. That'd be good. Oh, and then, Oh boy. And then big cat, they both become

1Speaker 1
00:33:21.60 – 00:33:26.62

hall of famers. That's really hard. When's the last time the number one and number two pick

2Speaker 2
00:33:26.62 – 00:33:32.88

became hall of famers at a quarterback position. Never. And then big cat drops back. Even further

00:33:32.88 – 00:33:39.74

in the draft. And then you get Jaden Daniels and then they're both better. Yeah. Caleb Williams,

00:33:39.82 – 00:33:43.86

who spends all his time taking pictures of his outfits. He's sitting in sky rise apartments.

1Speaker 1
00:33:44.06 – 00:33:48.88

Yeah. What do you think about that? And then the jets get Michael Penix and he's awesome. Yeah.

00:33:49.06 – 00:33:55.16

Yeah. I like this. This is fun. This is a great future. What are you looking for Hank? He's

00:33:55.16 – 00:34:00.20

looking for the number one and number two. I mean the half the quarterbacks in every first round

2Speaker 2
00:34:01.30 – 00:34:06.96

suck. They stink. Zero. The answer is zero. Zero. So there's always a 50% chance that one of those

1Speaker 1
00:34:06.96 – 00:34:12.28

guys going to stink. There's always a winner and a loser. Yeah. And sometimes both losers. And I'll

2Speaker 2
00:34:12.28 – 00:34:16.74

be, I'll be totally honest. There could easily be two losers. Given, given our team's history in

00:34:16.74 – 00:34:21.82

terms of drafting long-term solutions at the quarterback position, um, giving us a high pick

00:34:21.82 – 00:34:26.70

does not necessarily mean we're going to take a better player. Correct. But if the choice is out

1Speaker 1
00:34:26.70 – 00:34:31.94

of your hands, then at least you can say, well, we had no choice. Exactly. Which is actually a great

00:34:31.94 – 00:34:39.74

choice. It is to be, have the choice to be forced. Yes, exactly. Uh, okay. Uh, no. Oh no. Bucks

00:34:39.74 – 00:34:45.96

Panthers. We got sidetracked there. Bucks Panthers. I think the Panthers are live in this game. I like

00:34:45.96 – 00:34:50.48

all the shitty teams this week. I just want to say it right now. I'm probably going to be betting

2Speaker 2
00:34:51.04 – 00:34:56.06

the worst teams possible. Is David Tepper going to be suspended from attending this game?

1Speaker 1
00:34:56.44 – 00:35:01.64

That's what I want to know. $300,000 is a joke. It's he gets that, he makes that in like an hour

2Speaker 2
00:35:01.64 – 00:35:06.72

in interest. It's in his cat, like the cushions of his couch. Yeah. Have $300,000. No, he probably

1Speaker 1
00:35:06.72 – 00:35:10.80

has a ticker in his office. That's like, you want to see how much I'm making just with my money

00:35:10.80 – 00:35:15.76

sitting in, you know, all these stocks. Look, yeah. 300,000 every second. The drink that he

2Speaker 2
00:35:15.76 – 00:35:19.90

threw probably was worth about 300 K. Yeah. According to front office sports today,

3Speaker 3
00:35:19.90 – 00:35:25.84

it's the equivalent of finding the average American a dollar and 75 cents. Okay. That's

1Speaker 1
00:35:25.84 – 00:35:29.98

worth it for a drink throw. Like a cup of coffee. Yeah. That's worth it for a drink.

00:35:30.94 – 00:35:34.56

Coffees. I've noticed people are going to get mad at you. I'm going to say you're out of touch.

00:35:35.28 – 00:35:42.26

It's a gallon of milk. What can it cost? $10? $1.75 is what? It's a fucking month's rent.

2Speaker 2
00:35:42.48 – 00:35:49.20

No, I drink, I drink Stella blue coffee and I get it in, uh, in the coffee grinds. Yes. And

00:35:49.20 – 00:35:53.12

so therefore you save money when you make it and we get it at the office and we get it at the office.

1Speaker 1
00:35:53.66 – 00:35:58.18

Yeah. So it's a dollar 75 for, you know, there's therapy. There are people who police us because

00:35:58.18 – 00:36:01.88

we've got a little change in our pocket. They're like, you guys are so out of touch. Yeah. Well,

00:36:01.94 – 00:36:06.52

whatever. Remember when we did the Brock party and we're like, he's, that's not a lot of money. Yes,

00:36:06.54 – 00:36:10.72

it is a lot of money. 800,000. We're saying it's not a lot of money to be the leader of the MVP

2Speaker 2
00:36:10.72 – 00:36:16.38

and not in the San Francisco area. Right? Right. Like there are people that make $800,000 in San

00:36:16.38 – 00:36:20.70

Francisco that, that drive Ubers on the weekend. That step in human shit every, every day. Yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:36:21.24 – 00:36:26.24

We've seen the videos on Twitter. He and Michael Chong or whatever. I'm just upset. I'm just upset

00:36:26.24 – 00:36:31.14

that we have one guy who doesn't live in America who just bashes America. Yeah. The guy that people

00:36:31.14 – 00:36:34.74

eat it up. Yeah. That he lives in like the Philippines. He just is in my algorithm all

00:36:34.74 – 00:36:40.26

the time. It's like America's dying. It's like, wait, dude, you don't live here. America's still

2Speaker 2
00:36:40.26 – 00:36:45.34

pretty good. We fucking rock. Yeah. We got the NFL bitch. Yeah. Every Sunday, motherfucker.

1Speaker 1
00:36:46.82 – 00:36:50.16

Okay. Well, um, what were we talking about? We're talking about the Panthers. Oh,

2Speaker 2
00:36:50.26 – 00:36:54.18

yeah. David Tepper coffee is David Tepper suspended for a game. I just, I like the idea

00:36:54.18 – 00:36:58.42

of suspending an owner from attending a game. That sounds fun to me, but that would actually,

1Speaker 1
00:36:58.54 – 00:37:02.76

no, he should have to, he should have to attend this game. Watching the Panthers is a punishment

00:37:02.76 – 00:37:07.42

in and of itself. Yeah. His actual punishment should be. He has to sit down and watch the

00:37:07.42 – 00:37:12.16

entire season back. Yeah. That would be much more Panthers. Yeah. And watch more Panthers.

2Speaker 2
00:37:12.16 – 00:37:17.30

So I, uh, I actually like the bucks this weekend. I like them a lot. I don't think that the Panthers

1Speaker 1
00:37:17.30 – 00:37:22.06

don't have anything to play for. That's why they're dangerous. That's, I just love the idea

00:37:22.06 – 00:37:26.40

of, cause it doesn't feel like every week 18, we have like one or two of these games that are just

00:37:26.40 – 00:37:30.64

like where the fuck this come from. It's a team that needs to win and a team that doesn't give a

00:37:30.64 – 00:37:35.74

fuck. What did Tommy give us that stat and advisors? It's like a team that needs to win

00:37:35.74 – 00:37:40.76

versus a team that doesn't have anything to play for the team that needs to win is like 38% against

00:37:40.76 – 00:37:47.76

the spread. Hmm. So it just, it happens. Might not be this game, but I'm going to say right now,

00:37:47.80 – 00:37:51.28

I'm going to load up on the worst teams this week. I think there's going to be a

00:37:51.28 – 00:37:56.22

collage of can't see coming out party. Okay. Maybe get that extra vote. That swing vote teams.

00:37:56.42 – 00:38:00.72

Open your eyes. Yep. Okay. A nerd nugget. Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield needs

3Speaker 3
00:38:00.72 – 00:38:05.40

two passing touchdowns to join Tom Brady as the only players with 30 plus passing touchdowns in

00:38:05.40 – 00:38:08.92

their first season with Tampa Bay and just the third player to do it overall for the team.

1Speaker 1
00:38:08.92 – 00:38:14.16

Ooh, sneaky good season. Tom Brady and Baker Mayfield have very similar numbers the last two

00:38:14.16 – 00:38:18.56

years. Interesting. Yeah. Well like last year's Tom Brady versus this year's Baker Mayfield. Okay.

2Speaker 2
00:38:18.62 – 00:38:23.54

So not like Tom Brady last year combined. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Last year's Tom Brady and this year's

00:38:23.54 – 00:38:26.82

Baker Mayfield is very similar because I have very similar numbers to this year's Tom Brady.

1Speaker 1
00:38:26.90 – 00:38:33.14

And they're also very similar teams. Yeah. Like scratching and clawing, not good. Oh,

00:38:33.18 – 00:38:37.18

maybe they're good. Gonna get, maybe get a home playoff game and we're all going to buy into it.

00:38:37.18 – 00:38:43.16

And then, well, who would they play? They probably play a really good team that just the best wild

2Speaker 2
00:38:43.16 – 00:38:48.12

card. They would. And if you look at the NFC, the good wild card teams have way better records than

00:38:48.12 – 00:38:52.84

the Bucs would have. Yeah. They could probably be going up against a pretty good defense. Yep.

1Speaker 1
00:38:53.34 – 00:38:59.28

You'd think so. Who would they play? Does anyone have the playoff picture of every favorite one?

00:38:59.70 – 00:39:05.24

Who would the Bucs play in the first round? They would play against the Eagles. Oh. At home.

2Speaker 2
00:39:05.70 – 00:39:09.26

And we say they were really good. That would be, it would be heartbreaking for the Eagles to get

1Speaker 1
00:39:09.26 – 00:39:12.70

bounced in the first round of the playoffs. Yeah. I really need them to win that game.

00:39:13.28 – 00:39:19.50

Same. We need Max to get his, he needs to get back up. I know. On his feet. We'll get to it.

00:39:19.78 – 00:39:25.20

Okay. We'll get to it. Okay. Next game, my Superbowl. I might actually get a banner made,

00:39:25.82 – 00:39:32.56

just in case. Bears, Packers. I would like to address one thing. Henry Lockwood's propaganda

00:39:32.56 – 00:39:41.46

machine. The clip came out. It was a good clip made by Hank's team team. Um, there's one part,

00:39:41.58 – 00:39:45.72

there's one part of the clip though, that I have a very big problem with. Describe the clip for

00:39:45.72 – 00:39:49.58

them. It was the rollercoaster of the bear season. They started and they sucked and then they got

00:39:49.58 – 00:39:53.76

better. And I was like, they're better. And then someone threw in the week 15 where I was like,

00:39:53.76 – 00:39:59.02

it's over. The context on that clip is no one in this room realized they needed to beat the Browns

00:39:59.02 – 00:40:03.62

to stay alive in the playoffs. So you guys were all goading me being like, no, they could still

00:40:03.62 – 00:40:07.44

make it. And I was like, no, it's over. They needed to beat the Browns, which I was correct

00:40:07.44 – 00:40:12.22

about. So I wasn't saying the bears sucked. I was saying it's over. They're not going to make

2Speaker 2
00:40:12.22 – 00:40:16.82

the playoffs. You also were battling a lost voice. So it sounded like you were on the verge of. Yes.

1Speaker 1
00:40:16.90 – 00:40:22.08

So that was a fucked up clip. It was your guy's fault for not realizing the playoff picture. I

00:40:22.08 – 00:40:26.22

was just speaking fat. I was trying to believe that clip actually confirmed what I said. They

00:40:26.22 – 00:40:31.64

started, they sucked. They got better. I said, they got better. And I, and the people who were

00:40:31.64 – 00:40:36.32

like, if you're flip flopping, that's what fandom is, baby. I'm calling it. Like, I see it.

2Speaker 2
00:40:36.48 – 00:40:41.56

I wasn't saying that you guys are like, totally, totally. I'm saying that looking forward to week

00:40:41.56 – 00:40:44.90

18, you have the opportunity to knock the Packers out of the playoff.

1Speaker 1
00:40:44.90 – 00:40:50.60

No, no, no. In that clip, you were saying you, you were saying they're still alive. They could

00:40:50.60 – 00:40:55.72

play for a playoff spot in week 18. And I was saying, no, they had to beat the Browns to have

2Speaker 2
00:40:55.72 – 00:40:58.74

that possible. I also think there were some other things that could have happened along the way to

00:40:58.74 – 00:41:03.04

make the bears still mathematically alive because it would have been a miracle because the bears

1Speaker 1
00:41:03.04 – 00:41:07.98

weren't eliminated until last week. But they needed to beat the Browns. Yeah. They needed to

00:41:07.98 – 00:41:11.60

beat the Browns to be alive. And everything that I said turned out to be exactly true.

3Speaker 3
00:41:13.14 – 00:41:17.84

The Rams giants game. They were like a field goal away from, from that being the case.

1Speaker 1
00:41:17.86 – 00:41:21.04

They needed a tie. Then they would have needed like a tie and all this shit.

00:41:21.04 – 00:41:28.88

All this weird shit. When they lost to the Browns, their playoff chances took a huge,

00:41:29.30 – 00:41:35.46

huge dive. And no one was, everyone was like, Oh no, they could still do it. I saw the future.

00:41:35.54 – 00:41:38.62

And I was like, they have to beat the Browns. I said it all that week. Remember I called the

00:41:38.62 – 00:41:42.76

gateway game. I said, they beat the Browns. Then I think they could beat the Falcons and Cardinals.

00:41:42.84 – 00:41:46.36

Then we're playing for a playoff spot in week 18. So when we lost to the Browns and you guys were

2Speaker 2
00:41:46.92 – 00:41:51.88

still kind of went through the gateway, you, you guys know, cause I knew that you still believe in

00:41:51.88 – 00:41:58.04

the team. I believe in the team for next year. I hate you. I think that this weekend, if you beat

00:41:58.04 – 00:42:02.24

the Packers, you're going to be so excited about this. You're going to bounce them out. You're

1Speaker 1
00:42:02.24 – 00:42:06.26

going to, this is something that you can build on next. So much. Also, everyone pointed out that

00:42:06.26 – 00:42:09.82

a lot of lions fans wanted Dan Campbell fired when they were one in six last year.

00:42:10.38 – 00:42:14.50

And you're like, no, they all galvanized around them the whole season at the end of the season,

00:42:14.50 – 00:42:18.38

at the end of the season. We're at the end of the season. I'm galvanizing around the bears

2Speaker 2
00:42:18.38 – 00:42:25.30

and ear flus. He's our coach. I don't, I don't, I don't think it was the majority of lines fans

1Speaker 1
00:42:25.30 – 00:42:29.88

that wanted, there were some, one in six member. They lost by like, of course, 34, nothing that

2Speaker 2
00:42:29.88 – 00:42:34.70

wanted them to be fired. But I think overall, the overall sentiment was like, this sucks.

00:42:34.74 – 00:42:37.96

He needs to figure out a way to turn it around. It was bad when they were one in six, but I don't

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