Sam Darnold, Mt Rushmore Of Pisses, Joey Chestnut Is The GOAT American, Britney Spears vs Vic + Monday Reading

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, July 10th and the boys are back. Hello boys, hello boys.

Hello boys, good to see all of you. It's great to be back. We had the week of 4th of July off, so we haven't talked to the people in a while. I hope everyone enjoyed Dungeons and Dragons on Friday.

I certainly did. Tim Woods is a legend. But boys, where should we start? I actually was thinking about it, I was trying to recap everything that happened this past week.

And there's only one way to start. And I know everyone's gonna be like, Oh, Victor Wembenana and Britney Spears. No, it's our guy, Joey Chestnut, being the greatest American of all time and saving, literally saving the 4th of July for America. Yeah, that's when he goes between being the greatest athlete to ever compete in a sport to being an absolute legend.

A living legend, the Paul Bunyan of Chugging glizzlies, because this dude was fucking. He walked out of the locker room when they canceled the event, and the look on his face was just one of utter sheer determination.

I said that they should put that face on money, that should be a portrait that exists on what, like a $4 bill, however much a hot dog costs, that should be on that denomination of currency. Because he was determined.

He was gonna make that thing happen, come hell or high water, and then he stepped out there. Yeah, it wasn't his best performance, but given the circumstances, he still dominated everybody and put his best foot forward, continued the streak.

Dude is a legend. I mean, they tried to freeze him out. We know what happens to the buns, he told us, What happens to the buns when they sit out, they get stale.

They're harder to eat. He still dominated 16th Championship. I know that people think, maybe we get a little hyperbolic when we talk about Joey Chestnut. In terms of the greatest of all time, I don't think we're doing it enough.

This past 4th of July, not only did he cement himself even further better than everyone else. Never gonna be touched, but he's also maybe on a short list of greatest Americans of all time. He saved the sport, he saved eating, the list of people that you can count that have done something of that magnitude. It's Joey Chestnut and it's Teddy Roosevelt when he saved football, when he turned it into the Woke Football League. We're not allowed to have people die on the field anymore.

It was such a great moment because we were all bummed out when the hot dog eating contest was canceled. Everybody was just pissed off. What are we going to do before the barbecue starts? This is what we do every 4th of July, it's appointment television.

We get amped up about it. He, as an individual, made sure that it happened. He's like, we're going to do this fucking thing, then he did the fucking thing, then he did the fucking thing.

He's up there. If we did a new Mount Rushmore of greatest Americans of all time, it's Joey Chestnut. Get T.J. off, get Thomas Jefferson off. He's a fraud.

Overrated Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm trying to think, who else? If we're talking? Just like sucking down hot dogs, I feel like Nancy Reagan might have a say. Throat coat.

Yeah, it's been a while since she's gone viral for being a throat coat. Imagine if she competed in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest? That would be a match up. Yes, a hologram. Nancy Reagan.

Yes.

That would be great if we just did.

When they do, like, what this horse would look like against Secretariat? And they just did that. As an animation, maybe you get, like, the Monday Night football graphics going again. And Nancy Reagan would be able to like Mike and Ikes. She's swallowing them like pills.

Yeah, tic tacs, yeah. She's like, when you give your dog pills, you just put them into like a little peanut butter capsule gulp.

Boom, No. It was great, though. I was so happy that we at least got to have the contest.

It was a great moment for America, it really was, it really was the other things that. So, Victor Wembenyama Welcome to America buddy.

No way to, like, be introduced to our culture and our world. And have Britney Spears try to grab your ass and then have it become like an international incident. On your second week in this country, I still don't really know what the big issue was watching the video, like, what was the? She tried to grab him.

A security guard kind of swiped, and then she almost hit herself in the face. It was the way the news came out, because the report came out the day before and everyone used their own imagination. Thinking that his security guard, like, punched her in the face. And then once the video came out, I was like, Oh, this is.

This is nothing. PARKER Yeah, I'll be honest with you. This was a story that I saw the headline and I was like, Okay, I don't really need to read past this headline. I'm not sure this even happened.

It was like TMZ needed something to write about. So, and they are the king, it's them and our good friend Robert Little at Black Sports Online. TMZ and BSO. They know how to write a fucking headline, they do.

And so they got everybody's attention on an otherwise slow news day. It would be great if, like, the most shocking part is, Britney Spears knows who Victor Wemba Nyama is. Maybe a big like hoop head, like, maybe she's a baller, but that would be great if, like, ESPN hired her for maybe some of the vacancies on NB.A. countdown.

Like, how great would that be? Britney knows ball.

How high did she have to reach up in the air to grab his ass? Yeah, I imagine that his ass is probably like, above the top of her head, and I probably, yeah.

I got to say, because he's playing right now in a Summer League game and I think he's playing better than his first one. I know that we're a Victor Wemba Nyama podcast.

We're going to have a discussion on it. Everyone will remember this. It would be so fucking funny if he was a bust. No, no, I think you're kind of misconstruing what our point was.

Like, we were already right about Victor Wemba Nyama, you said that he's the best prospect in the history of the N.BA draft. What he does with that from this point on, that's on him.

But we were, he went first overall, we nailed that one. So if he's a bust like, that would be funny, right? like that would be pretty funny.

No, hank, why not? I don't think he's going to be a bust. No, I don't think so either, I don't think so either.

But it would be kind of funny, it would be very funny. Yes, busts are sad, busts are sad.

Yeah, I get that like Greg Oden, like, that's sad. That was different, though.

That was like, more about injuries. If he just, like, wasn't good at playing basketball, you know, okay, you're right, Hank, that's impossible with his size.

Yeah, the only way he's a bust is if injuries okay, so I agree hank busts are sad.

What if he just sucked really bad this year and then became like an all-time great? That would be funny, yeah. So how many first round picks to the Thunder have right now? They've got, like, I know, they have 35 draft picks.

I think like 15 of them are first round picks, I think they have one of the Rams picks. Is it possible for the Thunder to like what would be the amount of first round picks that the Spurs would accept for? Victor Wiminiama Oh, I don't know, but the Thunder don't need it.

They have chet.

Victor, Go at it, we've got Victor Wiminiama at home, Victor Wiminiama at home. CHET InGRAM Yeah, it's going to be like. I actually think both of them will be relieved when they play each other because they know that they're not going to get bodied.

They're just going to like, pirouette around each other for, you know, 48 minutes and just like, do a little dance. I actually think that when they play against each other, they're going to see that as an opportunity for them to be able to back down somebody. Finally, yeah, so they're going to start like throwing their tiny little bodies around into each other.

Yeah, yeah, be like, look at this, I'm a real man, yeah.

It will be a mano-a-mano. But yeah, that was quite the story. That was also one of those, like, Hey, we're in the middle of July, not a lot to talk about. Let's just run the Victor Wiminiama Britney Spears storyline for four days straight.

Yeah, it was pretty good, it was a great headline. Yeah, I have a god damn. I feel really, really old and I wish that I didn't read this today.

So the Nationals drafted Dylan Cruz from LSU. That dude's a beast, by the way. L.SU players went one and two in the M.L.B. draft. Yeah, Skeens went to the Pirates.

Yeah, and they asked Dylan Cruz, like who his who? His idols were growing up playing baseball, and he said that as a kid, he modeled his swing after Bryce Harper. Oh, yeah, that I wish that he had never said that.

I already love him because he's going to be an awesome player in major league baseball, He's a great college player. I just really wish he had said any name, except for Bryce Harper dude, that's that's kind of like we. We joked about it when Brandon Miller said that Paul George was his goat. But I saw another clip of another prospect being like, Paul George, my favorite player. And I was like, This is this, maybe? is like, what? this is what the future is.

Like, we need to stop saying like, M.J. LeBron, just ask like, who's your favorite player? Because for a lot of these kids, like, if you're 18 years old, what is that? Do the math. 2015 is when you were 10 years old, when the so you, you were too young. Probably to like, even understand the heat, LeBron.

That's crazy. Yeah, that is nuts. My Deli was my favorite player growing up. It's just fun.

That's, that's a bummer. I can't believe. You just told me that that sucks, all right.

Other news Damian Lillard.

I'm sick of him, I already was sick of him, but I'm more sick of him. The report. I don't know if that came from him, but maybe his agent basically being like, I want to go to the heat and nowhere else I. He's. He's done a really good job of taking like the best goodwill that any players ever had. And just finding like, how quickly can I can I erode all of this?

Yeah, I don't know how serious he is about that. I mean, he does want to go to the heat, obviously. But when he says I don't want to play, I won't play for any other team. If they do trade him to a different team, is he really just going to sit out an entire season? I think that's.

The only leverage that he has is to say that he would do that. I don't know if he'd actually follow through, but I'm still, you know what they should do? Threads the new, uh, the new Twitter that should just be a Dame Lillard free app. No Dame Lillard.

Discussion on threads I'm down for it, by the way. Should we? Should we talk about threads? I'm, I'm already. It was fun for like, two and a half days, yeah.

Yeah, me too. Two and a half days. I've just, uh, yeah, I. I don't know. I don't know what to do with it now, because I just don't. There's nothing.

It's too nice. It's a bunch of people like trying to go viral by being like, asking like questions like, what, what is everyone having for dinner? and shit like that? I tried to play that game for like a day and a half, got bored, like, I, I think I'm done.

I think I'm done with it. Yeah, you know what's the worst part? Yeah, uh, you can't delete it, or you're going to delete your Instagram as well.

If you try to delete it, it'll delete your Instagram account.

Zuck, you crafty, you crafty minks. That's why I never got it. It is funny, it is funny. Like on a on a bigger scale of like the the all the like anti Elon guys being like, Well, Zuck will, Zuck will save us.

The guy who, like four years ago, like the whole country, was having a crisis about Zuckerberg. Like, you know, like swaying elections and all this shit. And like how he was like this, he had to go to Congress. They're like, No, no, he's not Elon, it's cool.

We have the collective memory of a goldfish in this country. It's really, it's really wild that that Zuck is now the good guy in a battle between, Like Zuck and Elon Musk. I think they both suck, but it's, um. It was fun for the first two days because everybody pretty much treated Thread like it was a burner account. Yeah, like, like, what they said there didn't matter at all.

And there's definitely going to be some people that do get canceled for their jobs in like seven years. When they look back at what you put on thread for, like, the first two days when everybody was just like firing off takes left and right. It's like, Oh, it's a new social media app. It was like Twitter in 2009 2010, when people just like saying, whatever, like, 10 years from now, somebody is going to. There's going to be a Congress person that has to get in front of a microphone and be like, I was. It was the lyrics to a rap song that I was putting up there, okay?

Listen, it was thread, it was the Wild West. At this point, it wasn't real. But yeah, I got I. I'm with you big cat. I have not been on thread in the last two days after, just like doing nothing but random top 10 lists.

And then it's like, Oh yeah, that app, oh yeah, I remember that one, yeah.

The first day and a half was exciting. It was like, cause there's nothing going on. Ooh, new app. And then as soon as I realized that I was following a bunch of people that I'm following for their pictures, not their thoughts. And now they're giving me their thoughts.

I don't need their thoughts, that's guys and girls, that's guys and girls. Yeah, I realized that solo for his pictures.

Yeah, oh, the the, the the J.Lo one I got to find it. JLo had one where I was like, I think I'm. I think it was the moment. I was like, I think I'm done with this app forever. Uh, she hold on, I got to find it.

Cause it was, it was, uh, everyone's just too nice, too. They're all like, everyone's like, Oh, this is nice, I'm getting here. Do you see Dane Cook? He was like, This, this place is so nice.

Like all these, all this community that we built, it's like, Dude, we've been on this.

For years, what are you talking about? Really, really strange stuff, very strange. It also sucks having to first thing in the morning.

Now there's another app that you have to log onto and see what's going on. Now. You've got to go Twitter, Instagram thread right in the morning. Or else you're going to feel like, Oh, I'm missing out on something, and you know what's going to happen, that's the thing thread.

I feel like if anything happens on thread, it's just going to be on Twitter and probably vice versa. Like, Yeah, yeah, I don't think you need both, um, JLo said. Next thread. Hummingbirds appear to me in some of the most important moments of my life. What's your spirit animal?

I was like, I'm, I can't do this, I can't. This is why we have bullying on Twitter sloths like we, we cleaned out Twitter to, to be brutally honest about everything, sloths. Because they're lazy and they sleep all day and you only see them when you're on vacation.

Yeah, did you see? uh, your theories prove corrected? The Island boys were making out on, Oh yeah, well, I know that that's true.

Yeah, twins, all twins, all twins have kissed.

I actually never saw it. It was for only fans, they have an only fans, they were kissing and then they're like, come check out our only fans.

I saw it on Twitter and said it was on threads. It's that's that should be the sign that the internet was a bad idea. it's it. the whole thing is a bad idea, officially a bad idea.

It's like people are. If twin boys are making out with each other to drive subscriptions to their only fans as a promotional stunt, everyone needs to log off. There should be. You should not be allowed to use the internet in the summer. I like, I like, Yeah, I liked it. It's like a twin brothers kissing.

We, we. We were fine with the guy who's just publicly been letting his wife get rails for the last week. And out of 22, that's fine. Yeah, it's been. It really is in terms of, like, the internet delivering on a on down sports times. It was fun for that.

Like, I appreciated Zuck doing it when he did it because there really was nothing going on. And like, Hey, let's all fuck around on an app for a couple of days. And then we'll forget it until some type of controversy happens, and we'll go back on it, and then we'll forget it again. Yeah, it was. It did feel a nice purpose there, it gave us something to do for for those two down days.

Um, I've got, I had another drunk idea. We can get into that real quick. Cause. I'm sure that a lot of people out there have have thought about this at some point, but we need to make it happen as a reality. I've been playing a lot of golf recently, I've gone out with Hank a couple of times here in Chicago. And they need to make a fucking golf ball. With a chip in it. That you can locate on your phone when you lose it in the woods, or in a bush, or in tall grass.

We've spent what, like $50 billion on an F 22 to shoot down a hot air balloon. Um, I think that the technology exists out there to put a chip in a golf ball, they have 20,000 of them at every top golf that you go to. Now, I understand the naysayers will be like, Well, then you won't have to buy new golf balls because you'll just always be able to find them. No, that's how you use American ingenuity.

You make the chips slowly wear down, so they are only good for, like, a couple months and then you have to re up on new balls. But this needs to happen. I know that we probably have somebody out there from Taylor Made that's listening right now. Let's make a golf ball with a chip in it.

We're way overdue for that. Apple Tag, Yeah, Apple Tag, they got it.

They have it, they got it. Who's they? Uh, Taylor made TP five go.

Oh wait, nope, he's reading the onion, right? I mean, no.

TP fives are the best golf balls, but I've been playing the best golf ball. Um, yeah, but I used to. I have a entire rack of TP fives and I burned them. Like, nobody's business because there's shut up. Hank. Uh, there's not a chip in them, so I lose them all the time. Also, give me a ball with a chip in it. It's not that hard to worry about it because, like, if you go in the water, you're not going.

To go get it, you're still going to have to buy new balls. Explodes in the water. Yeah, there are GPS golf balls.

They're about $30.

Well, they need to be, they need to be. $30 a ball into everyday life, yeah, but so PFT. The only downside? If we're if we're just in the trust tree and we're just, you know, like, pretend we're in Shark Tank, what? Then? Like, it kind of is a bad thing. Cause like, I'll hit in the woods and then I'll just like, wait till no one's looking and then drop it right by the woods.

You're going to cheat anyway, right? But like people like, you know you, you want to. I don't want to know where my ball is. People like, Why do you have so many balls, you only need one ball?

It's like, Well, I don't want to hit it out of, like, when I hit it out of bounds, hit it out of bounds. Yeah, oh, me too. And I'll just like, if it's more than a hundred yards off the fairway, I'll probably just let it go.

Oh, if I can't see the ball within, like the first pass through, it's like that that one's gone forever. It would make golf so much more fun, the rounds would go faster, it would be better. Just let's, let's make it happen.

I'll put my name behind this one, I'll I'll help Taylor made develop a cheap, economically feasible. What's that smile? No, no, what was that smile? What was that smile?

I was just a couple of things were just making me, making me laugh. Go on. Well, I was, I was thinking, I remember the track thing, and then I also. Me and Peter were playing yesterday and he a couple of times was playing like, legitimately, like two fairways over. When I heard, when he was like, if it's a hundred yards away, he was like, No, no, not the next fairway.

Got a good line, but the fairway after, Yeah, if I'm in the other fairway, I'm definitely going to play it, I'm in a fairway.

It's a great shot. Yeah, no, no, no, it just made me smile, yeah.

Good, I'm glad that we could make you laugh. Some of us hank, some of us can't get out there and golf seven to nine times a week. Yeah, I mean, this is a yeah, whatever, whatever.

For everyone, by the way, who's giving hank shit this summer? Just know it's all here before the summer started. He did sit me and pft down. He's like, I'm not working this summer, so he said that to us, yeah.

It's the summer of Hank. That's not exactly how I said it. Yeah, you're like, guys, just so, you know, I'm not going to work this summer. But he also told us like, once football season starts, he's into work mode.

He's going to work like you've never seen him ever. I don't have no one's ever going to work for you. I don't have an office I can go to. The golf course is literally the only my only sanctuary making deals out on the golf course.

If the office was open, I'd be there, but you leave me no choice. He did alert us that he will not be working this summer. So lay off, okay, lay off.

We're not blindsided by this. I was shocked, just make the fucking shit. I was shocked. When he texted us, PFT was like, Hey, I have a vacation plan.

It's like, Dude, you told us you weren't working this summer. What do you mean? You have a vacation plan? Yeah, do you mean August?

Yeah, the only vacation you would plan is to work, like I have a vacation plan, I'm going to work for a week.

I actually not even again. This this kind of kind of fits this false narrative that you guys are trying to spin. But I am going to whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you or did you not say I'm not working this summer? No, I said, you know, I'm going to enjoy myself this summer. Because we don't have an office to work out of, um, and once the fall comes, we're going to be living in the office, but you guys spend that to be not working. I am taking a vacation in August to Block Island, which doesn't have a golf course.

No, that actually is an anti-vacation. That's that's work, I'm going to work. You're in prison, basically, if you go out. How do they not have a fucking golf course?

They just don't have one there. I think it's like, Uh, they want it that way. You just got to hit it in the ocean. Yeah, I, but that did come over me.

I was like, Damn, I'm taking all this time off and I can't even play. Wait, there is one no, Okay, Billy, I promise you.

Hey, Google Earth, zooming in, that looks like a hole in the artisans work. This last month was trying to find a single golf course on block. There's two golf courses, man. I'd be embarrassed.

I mean, uh, only other thing I had for us, uh, Cooper flag is is is like making waves. And I just want to remind everyone he was our guy first, the real deal, that we had him when we. we had him when he was 16 years old.

Cooper Flag and Charlie Woods. Everyone else back off, he's, he's awesome, he just swatting balls into the backboard and what, six blocks in the championship game and thrown alley oops to himself.

And everyone who's like, Well, he's going to be a Duke blue devil. I will just choose to just not acknowledge that entire year of his existence. Well, he definitely wouldn't have gone to Duke. If Coach K was still there, that's true, you would not have fit into Coach K system.

Uh, by the way, Quick Bear season two. uh, recap, awesome, awesome season. Way too much coach K talk.

Yeah, that was a sneaky little subplot, wasn't it? Yeah, it was, it was, but everyone should go watch that show.

It's fucking awesome. Is he related to Coach? K? No, he looks like it. No, no.

It was just watch the show. Okay, uh, all right, it's a very stressful show, though.

If you've ever worked in a restaurant before, you get PTSD from the dinner rushes, all that stuff, you feel like you're back in it. So, uh, I had a drunk idea, too. Speaking of restaurant business, I went out to dinner a couple of weeks ago and, uh, when I was finishing, I had some leftovers. And a dude came up and he was wearing a shirt that was different than all the other waiters. And it was like, Can I take this for you? I think we could just eat for free. If we just show up to really nice restaurants and we just go to like people who are just finishing being like, can I take this for you?

And then just walk out, yeah, stand there with your hands behind your back, like you're looking very official. You could probably only do it once at each restaurant, but it would work. I handed him my food like it was nobody's business.

Being like, this guy will come back with a bag. And yeah, I think I found a way that if if we ever fall in hard times, we can just live off of that. Yeah, next time you see a homeless person on the street, don't, don't give them any money, don't give them food.

It's like teaching a man to fish, as opposed to handing him a fish. Yeah, you go up with a nice Van Houston shirt from Kohl's off the rack. Use khakis, put a belt on, and then you can eat for free at any restaurant in the city. Yes.

Yeah, just be like, just walk up and just kindly say, anyone who's just about done, Hey, can I take that for you? Can I bag that up for you? Um, all right, so should we do?

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Who's back of the week? Uh, yeah, my who's back of the week? is Billy lying? He just inspired, instilled some hope into me, but there's definitely not the worst life ever told.

Yeah, like, what? like, Yeah, but you can't, you have, you can't, just whatever. Block on Block Island Club, Wentworth Golf Course, it's not on block.

Discover all two golf courses in Block Island and book your golf holiday today. All right, give me, yeah, give me the location of those Billy and then let me know.

Um, my other who's back? I have a couple of the four aces. Oh yeah, huge, huge come back.

When today, honestly, I'm not even trolling, I was watching it, it was interesting. Like Cam Smith was winning, he had a chance to Birdie 18 and his team would have won and he would have won.

But he bogeyed it so his team lost, but he still won the like single single tournament. And afterwards he was like mad, and he was like, How do you feel? He was like, you know, it's kind of mixed emotions, cause I wish, wish we had won.

Uh, but the four aces are just a wagon. What are the four aces again? Hank, Uh, Dustin Johnson, Patrick Reed, Peter Uline, Pat Perez, Bang.

He go nice, finally got it, got it. They're absolutely zero golf courses on block.

Oh yeah.

I got so positive. Billy just tried to mansplain you. Yeah, but these websites are lying. Well, no, you just you have to click more than one.

Click into Like a Google search result, and then you can figure that out. I'm on Leadingcourses.com, it says there's two and they're not in Lock Island. You're like Jamie from from, Uh, the Joe Rogan show.

If he only got to, like, go off the very top third of the screen on every time he tried to pull up. Like a Google fact check. And then my other, who's back? it's, it's really who's, you know, who's now? Is this Vegas Globe?

It's unbelievable, really, really good. I would fuck the globe. It's a 360 degree LED screen that can be changed and manipulated to look like different things. Like they had sick fireworks on 4th of July.

They make it look like like they had an N.B.A. basketball for the summer League. I don't know how much it costs, but like, do you know what? The craziest part about the globe is? what? Who created it? yeah.

John Taffer, James Dolan, Wow, James Dolan, James Dolan.

There was an article a few years ago that was basically like, the here's the headline, Forget Kevin Durant. New York Knicks owner James Dolan's actual past and project is building futuristic, dome shaped arenas. So if you're a Knicks fan, you got to hate this globe, you got to protest this globe. I mean, he's really good at designing globes, but he literally has been spending the last like 10 years of his life building a globe instead of a basketball team.

That's true, that's true. Did the globe really go down for a minute? Did you see that picture? was that photoshop?

Cause I don't know it was it, it was someone tweeted it. It was like Las Vegas local or something. And it was like, when your computer screen goes to, like a blue screen, it was like, please restart it.

It ruled. I hope that that was real. That sounds like it might've been photoshopped. It probably was, yeah.

It's got the Xbox Red Ring of Death on it. Yeah, that would be awesome to play. Like video games on the globe, the globe is the future. You're obsessed with buildings in Las Vegas?

It seems like, No, that's what I'm saying, like, I would fuck. That's quite an afternoon like fucking Allegiant Stadium and then going over and just using the globe like an anal bead. Also a special fuck you to like anyone out there who's like, what a waste of resources like the world is like, you know, on fire.

We're all going to die, Yeah, dude, if we're going to die. I want to watch something cool, I want my TV, I want to be able to see something cool as I die.

Yeah, Vegas, this is actually like a great other thing that we can add to billionaires if you're, if you're a billionaire. You either have to own a sports team of some sort. Or design something cool for all of us to look at and just have our minds blown by. And if you're a great owner, then do both.

I can't wait for the like, uh, the the article that's going to come out in a month about globe accidents, like people getting in traffic accidents. Just look at the globe, cause I would just stare at that thing that turns the mecca. they should turn the mecca into a globe.

I think he wants to, I think he wants to build another globe in London. Yeah, I don't see how anyone can see that, but potential investor and be like, I'm in. Like, if you have any, any amount of money to invest and you're getting offered the chance to invest in that globe. Like, you have to say, yes, yeah, yeah.

What does it do? It just puts cool shit out there. Yeah, everyone takes pictures of it. It's like they're going to. However much it costs to advertise on it, it's like it's better than a billboard.

Absolutely, globe. Is that all your who's back? Uh, huh? That was good.

Good job, Hank. PMT. Uh, my, who's back the week is? Bob Huggins? Yes, Bob Huggins is kind of back.

It seems like he might be back, I don't know, but he's, he's employing a brilliant legal defense right now. He's claiming that he never actually resigned from WVU. After he got a DUI. It was less than David Fries's DUI in terms of BAC, but he did. He did get a DUI pretty bad one, and, uh, they claimed that he resigned.

At the time, West Virginia University said that he's stepping down from his position as head basketball coach. He is now saying that he never resigned, that his wife sent an email saying that he was maybe going to step down, and then they ran with that. And so now he's claiming that he's going to come back and coach West Virginia basketball unless they fire him. And they're kind of the balls in their court at this point. But um, as far as the legal strategy goes, I think it's it sounds pretty ironclad. It's like my wife sent you an email.

I didn't. Yeah, yeah, and if you want to fire me, fire me and then I get paid.

I'd assume, yeah, or fire my wife, my wife I got, I got hacked by my wife, is what he's saying. I How are you?

Cause he already took a pay cut after the radio thing. Um, it feels like he might just coach West Virginia for $1 next year, that's fine.

If this was in Louisiana, they would be like, Okay, yeah, that's a good legal defensor. Back in West Virginia is kind of, they're kind of Louisiana adjacent in terms of how they apply their laws. But um, that's going to be retired, because then he walks away from all that money they owe him money. Yeah, I hope Huggie goes like the Jim Calhoun route and goes and finds like a Division Three school. And just gets them all on the treadmill and wins all the games.

Yeah, that'd be cool. That exists in a place that doesn't have roads, so he can't drive. Yes, yes.

Where would that be? Does Block Allen have have a college and roads Billy golf carts? Yeah, no idea, yeah.

All right, good, who's back was you got any others? No, that's just it.

I was going to say Billy being a liar, too, but Hank took mine, yeah.

What did I do to you? I got a few. Who's back first? Is Wimbledon talking tennis?

I didn't know, I didn't know. Federer was fully retired. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's in a suit, watching, yeah, I know, kind of a cuck move. Well, well, joke of it.

She's going to keep just tallying up wins in the space. Oh, I'm not, I'm not a I'm not a fashion guy, but the Spieth, Spieth, Ricky and Justin Thomas were there. And I saw the picture and I was like, Oh, Speed looks good. Like. I kind of like his outfit the most, and then he was just getting cooked for his suit.

Not being ironed. Can I say something? And I don't think this is true because Jordan Spieth has a lot, a lot of money. But I think I have that same suit and I understand what happened. Cause it's like a $500 suit that you buy on Instagram. One of those swipe up ads. And, uh, I'm pretty sure it's the exact same suit. And yeah, it does.

It does wrinkle very quickly because it's a $500 suit on Instagram, you know, when you get those ads, they're like, you'll never own another suit again. I bought one of those and it does wrinkle and it's exactly that same color and it looks exactly like it. I think he's wearing a $500 Instagram suit and if you fly somewhere and you pack a suit, it's going to be a little bit wrinkly.

Like, all that travel is going to make it wrinkly. Then you have to remember, Oh, I got to get my suit pressed. After you get to a new city, new country, new hotel. Probably just didn't have time to get the small. It's a small amount of wrinkles. It's not a good visual, but it's not like the most wrinkly suit that I've ever seen in my life.

Of the suit I was wearing for the Barstool invitational group, Oh, I got it. I think I'm wearing the same suit as him, so not the same color, but I. But I think it's wrinkled and mine wrinkles as well. I think he bought a $500 Instagram suit. There's also, it makes sense.

Like, there's also a good chance that big cats like, Oh, he has wrinkly suit, I have a wrinkly suit, that must be the same suit, look at it.

Look at it, look at it. I just say the picture, okay, same color, same thing.

Say it looks exactly the same, same material. I think he went to $500 Instagram suit route.

I think that's a different color. Yeah, I got to see the buttons, all right, we got to see that.

We got to see the are those cufflinks you're wearing? No, uh, no, I don't think so. So, like the buttons on the bottom sleeve, it could be it looks the same again.

You look good, too. I thought it was, I thought, I thought he looked fine, and then I saw him getting cooked. It was like, Well, that's why I don't know fashion. I just. I was like, Homer Simpson meme. When I was like, I was going to roast him, I was like, Wait, I think I know exactly what happened here.

And listen, it's a comfortable suit, like it. It did work, it is, it is cheap. So you're saying he will, he will, but the ad he will get another suit again, it seems like he might, he might.

So the thing is, it's a now. I'm really going to just tell him myself, it's one of those. It's. I get targeted for a lot of the ads. Max knows, Max can back me up. The the like, Hey, you ever want a shirt that hides your belly and your tits? like, get this shirt, you'll never own another shirt.

And it's just a t-shirt, uh, and you're still fat in it. This is the suit version of that, it's a stretchy material that doesn't iron well. And so it's like, it's like A. It's like, almost like A. It's like an underarm or shirt in a suit form.

Is this a fat? is this a fat suit? or is this a suit for people that don't like ironing? I bought it because it was like this will fit the contours of your body perfectly.

Everyone says that it's built for a line. Let me just say this. It's a compelling ad. It's a compelling ad when you see it on your Instagram. And I have so many of the t-shirts, I have so many of those.

I will try to confirm through maybe JT if he can figure out what exactly suit he's wearing. So, um, but yeah, that was talking to us. Oh, I like the idea that you and Max gets served ads and it's like, is your body like T.J. Watts? and you're like, Yeah, it is.

Yeah, I'm not kidding, it's, it's. It's basically the Alex Jones picture. In every ad, they're like, Do you look fat and frumpy with man tits in your shirts?

And it's like some guy like slouched over with like stains on his shirt. He's like, try this shirt and you, and it will like, it's like perfectly contoured for wide shoulder guys. Pop your biceps, hide your fat, and then you put it on, and it's just a t-shirt tight around the biceps, loose around the waist.

It always gets me I'm like, Fuck, so I'll look jacked and skinny. There is a large portion of AWs listening right now being like, Yup, I know exactly what you're talking about.

And I get those shirts as well, so we stand with you, Max, and I stand with you. We've been targeted and harassed by Mark Zuckerberg for our body. Yeah, I might look into this.

I think it's great.

I'll send you. The best part about the suit is you just you go, you go and you like, don't get measured for it.

It's like, it's basically like, what body type are you? fat, husky, sturdy? It's like only three options. He's good when it comes to those algorithms because he's got all your pictures, so he knows what your body type is. I get the I get the like lift kit ads like, Do you want to? Do you want to add an extra one and a half to two inches to your height?

Well, then just slip these on in your shoes. I get big cat legends every day. Yeah, I'm all over the place, all right.

My other one other who's back is eating, which is actually kind of perfect for this eating is back. I don't know if you guys saw this, but there's a new Tik Tok trend called girl dinner, so girl dinner, it's. I'll read a little bit of the article, This isn't the Monday reading.

It could have been, though, according to Tik Tok, where the trend has more than 30 million views. Girl Dinner is akin to an aesthetically pleasing, lunchable and artfully arranged pile of snacks that, when consumed in high enough volume, constitutes a meal. Or so the thinking goes. So it was basically came, uh, like, they set the scene. It's 90 90 degrees outside. You come home from a long day at work, you grab a popcorn, bag of popcorn, a glass of wine, some bread, some cheese, a hunk of chocolate. Settle into the couch for a night of snacking and watching TV. Is there anything more glorious?

Welcome to girl dinner.

I've been eating girl dinner for the last 20 years of my life. There's nothing I like better than doing an all apps dinner. Which is all appetizers, all finger food, maybe even all dips, like five different types of dips. Dude, sounds like a snack, a snack is girls.

No, no, it's different. No, no, hey, it's a lot of snacks. Girl dinner is both popcorn and chocolate.

Hank, hank and wine hank. Typical girl dinners may include some kind of fruit, a block of cheddar sliced salami, a sleeve of fancy crackers, and a dish of olives.

It's both chaotic and filling. Wait, charcuterie, No, it's just dude. I've been eating girl dinner forever. I just, I accidentally eat a full sleeve of crackers and a block of cheese while I'm standing in front of my fridge. That's girl dinner.

Girl dinner is the best, and then this woman who's, uh, who works in L.A. said. I think the concept of girl dinner came to me while I was on a hot girl walk with another female friend of mine, the concept of eating, I think it's hot girl walk, yeah.

Hot girl walk, What did I say? Hot girl walk? Yeah, are they hot?

Are they hot girls? or is it hot outside? They're hot girls? No, no, it's the walk.

The walk is a hot girl walk. Yeah, she said. Yeah, sure.

It's it describes the walk, it doesn't describe the girl. A guy can do a hot girl walk, all right, so here's the last thing I'll read from it.

She said she and her friend had been discussing the unmatched perfection of bread and cheese as a meal unto itself. As simple as it is simple. We love eating that way and it feels like such a girl dinner. Because when we do we, when we do it, when our boyfriends aren't around and we don't have to have. What's a typical dinner? How is this? It's just eating?

It sounds kind of like the plot of Yellow Jackets, honestly. That's the real girl dinner. It's girl dinner, baby. this is my dinner. It's chaotic and filling.

So yeah, girl, dinner eating is is back all the way back. Also also, uh, all the Northwestern alums are back for, uh, speaking out against, uh, hazing. Oh, wait, no, that's right. They all went silent, which I don't actually care, but it is funny because they are the loudest people in the world.

I don't think Greeny, Greeny was in Japan, so I think he gets to be like I was on a flight for two weeks. Time zones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just, Oh, and I can't find a school. schools for skip? yeah, I can't find a school, nobody wants to work with skip, yeah.

The Northwestern thing, though, it's, it's weird, I don't really understand. Like, well, I guess there'll be more facts that come out. Um, but it just the. The part I was just interested in is like, let me hear all the Northwestern alums that are down our ass. When they win four football games. Billy, Billy's got to take, he's been brewing on it.

No, dudes who don't play in transfer are the biggest snitches ever. Oh, Billy, I mean, like, cause they're, they're the only ones who's like, there's something wrong with this program, it's not wrong with me. And they're like, in, like, they don't buy in.

Yeah, exactly no. But like, they'll get, they'll buy into getting humped. I mean, if you think of a dog, if you think of a football pile, there's probably more.

Intimate They're more intimate than than who hasn't humped their boys. We actually do it, we do it every Wednesday, yeah.

I'm part of my team, like a football team is a brotherhood. It is always like, what happens in a football locker room would shock everyone in the world. Probably all the time, yeah.

I'll just say that part of this, like, it's, there's some parts that aren't funny, there's some parts that are funny. By far the funniest is the fact that they're going to have to have a locker room monitor that is not affiliated with the football team at all. Whose job it is to just stand in the locker room and observe what's going on and then report back to the university?

Make sure there's no humping, they're going, they're going to end up humping that guy.

Yeah, like there there's gotta be a million, like Northwestern is. I guess I'm not gonna say it. It's a tricky one, it's a tricky one, there's gotta be way worse.

Like, there, there's no doubt in my mind that there's other programs that, like, if whatever. I just know, uh, this is, and this is just from a personal perspective, uh. Every time that Northwestern beats Wisconsin, I hear about it constantly, and then I hear crickets now. So where are those guys? I think they're going to have to fire Fitzgerald. Unfortunately, yeah.

The soap slips, the soap slip and slide in the showers is just a classic across the country. If that is wrong, then I don't like the naked beer crawl. Fucking guys being dude, that's that's a hot, hot boy walk, yeah.

Boy walk, then we get guy dinner, we we, we go with the old lineman and we get 5,000 calories. We call it guy dinner. We need to talk.

Yeah, they're going to introduce this, this locker room monitors, they're going to bring in. No offense. Jake, but like somebody like Jake, they're going to bring Jake into the locker room, it's going to be Ravel.

It's good Ravel is going to be like, I'll fix this, I will, I will be the locker room monitor.

Yeah, Jake is going to be the locker room monitor, no offense, they're just going to bring in a dude to watch naked dudes, yeah.

Yeah, that's their job, and make sure that there's no, there's no naked hijinks going on in the locker room, yeah.

I can't believe this dropped so far, but a UFC awesome card last night, probably one of the highlights. Was Israel Adesanya going to confront Drikus Duplesis? I hope I pronounced that right in the cage after he won.

That was awkward, it was what did he say, what did he say? Billy He, I can't say it.

Why not? because I actually didn't see this, so it sounds like Billy might not have gotten the fight. Oh, he didn't get it, he didn't watch.

I didn't get the fight.

I don't know, I don't know what he said. I honestly don't know, he said. What's up my brother? Oh, okay.

He said that, and then he said, Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. And then Drikus said, Uh, I'm not your brother, your brothers are in New Zealand, and it was just the whole thing.

Okay, basically, Duplesis is saying, he's the only, uh, African champion in the UFC. He's from South Africa, he's playing off some like old, like 1990s South Africa stuff. Um, but what's funny is what's called a part in South Africa. But uh? But what's crazy is that there's actually a bigger rivalry between South Africa in Nigeria when it comes to like sports, World Cup and everything.

So there's a lot of even Black South Africans rooting for Drikus against Adesanya because he's originally Nigerian. Drikus is just an awesome name for a fighter. And Bo Nickel was incredible. He's so awesome, he showed people he could box.

Yeah, but it was a great card, it was a great fucking card. And uh, oh, also there's another thing. Adesanya, another part of it is like, there's video of Adesanya when he was kickboxing in China, saying that he was really Chinese and that he's not actually African, he's Chinese.

So there's a lot of other elements of the whole thing. Okay, so it's going to be a great fight, he's going to 26 and meet it, yeah.

Yeah, that was another part. Yeah, this is a battle of who's more African, is what I'm hearing.

And Billy is the judge. Yes, Billy will be. I'm not judging it, I'm just bringing it up.

He will be ringside scoring, scoring the fight. Uh, okay, is that you have any other who's backs? Uh, Tom Brady, uh, allegedly involved with the Kardashian after your boy's White party? Yeah, what about the report that came out today?

It was, you got to stay up to date. This was at the end of my list after Britney Spears and stuff. So who had the report today? Hey, there was a report today that he was seen at a party talking to multiple women who had the report page, probably New York Times. Oh, I was hoping it was Florio.

And then you had to, you had to use that white party. Uh, yeah, we we. We will still, uh, sneak in at some point. Uh, we were there, I was there, yeah.

They never caught me.

Yeah, let's go, yeah, suck it Canada?

Fuck you, that's for those wildfires, bitch. Yeah, let's go. I feel like we definitely could do an amphibious assault on the wife part on the White Party.

We just came from the sea, like, what, why don't we just go from the sea? There's probably no security on the sea. So, Hank, why would you not be excited about Tom Brady dating Kim Kardashian?

Is that a real question? Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't you? She's hot.

She made Kanye crazy, She can't you know she. She made Kanye crazy. fact or fiction? He went crazy after he married her. She's Ava Braun.

You're saying I just was always a little bit crazy, That's easy to say. In hindsight, I feel like you would have been I love Kanye before before. Kim K. Let me ask you a question, Hank.

If Chris Humphries disaster. But every relationship she'd been in not great because she's she's for clout. she's all about clout. Tom Brady's a real man, you know, family, brotherhood, love, yup.

Why do you care? He's not playing anymore? Yeah, but also Hank. What if Tom Brady said, Uh, Kim Kardashian's the love of my life and I just want to be happy? Will you not let him be happy?

If he said that, he can do whatever he wants. But I'm not going to let the internet and Billy Football just report on fake rumors. It sounds like you're being a cock block right now. Are you being a cock block? No, I just let let all the facts come out. That party looked insane, though.

Yeah, come on hank dude, Giselle, Giselle was like no cake, that was worse.

That was worse, by the way. Giselle was all natural, Giselle was all natural, Giselle, Giselle. Giselle is like she is a two by four compared to Kim Kardashian.

I see a timeout, uh, Billy saying he just wants to get down with the thicknesses. Way worse than you calling every golf course a track. Just want to update the lock there? Okay, yeah.

I mean, I think they're actually both good phrases. I like that one, the thickness.

It sounds like you're body-shaming Kim Kardashian a little bit me. She's got a fake body dick. And Tom Brady would never do something like that. So, like, I don't.

Do something like, What have sex with a full-figured female? No, Tom Brady's all-natural himself, he's all about, you know? Oh yeah, she may be too inflated for him.

What's a better comeback? 28 to 3 or the Ray J Tape? Yeah.

What's Kim's PSI's on her ass? I don't know. It's too much the ideal gas law. You say you would never go for something that inflated. Yeah, no, I just think like that.

That report came out a month like a week and a half ago. The one that came out today was he was at a party talking to multiple women. Okay, but so we put on the news last time Brady talks to people at party. Yeah, okay, and also Hank.

Just on like page six, Brady was also spotted engaging in conversations with various women at the party. He was talking to men, too. Okay, that's a bigger story. I don't see any of those reports. But Hank, on a basic level, like you and Tom Brady are bros, right?

Like, you guys are boys and he comes back after night. He's like, Yo, I just met this chick. I think I'm gonna smash. She's so hot and you're like, Nah, bro, that don't do that.

Don't know, I would be like, Tom, you get some fucking pizza with the boys and let's fire up the Xbox.

No, I'm in math class and I got Jimmy John sitting next to me, being like, to do here. Tom Brady's banging him and I'm like, Dude, you're making that up, bro. Don't slander my bro like that, I'm just I'm just defending that slander. Penalty Oh no, we have all in USA penalty coming for Canada.

What do you like about Kim Kardashian Bft?

No, but do you think those?

She's a lawyer, hank, she went to law school, she has a very successful line of athletics, and she's got an ass that won't quit. Her dad was a lawyer. I got a.

You know, it's crazy. Like, Do you think Kim Kardashian, Tom Brady were both like the two head honchos walking to that party, like Tom Brady's? The Alpha ashes the Alpha? I don't know who else is higher ranking, Drake, Drake.

I do not think Drake is higher. It was there, I you sure, Jersey wasn't there, he was there, right? Memes.

Yeah, Drake was there, but I don't think Drake, Tom, Brady or Drake to women. Top hank, tell us, Tom, Brady or Drake, I mean, you could ask me anything, and it's Tom, really anyone. Do you not think Drake would be like at a party? Fuck Tom? Brady? would be cooler, funnier, probably sing better, okay?

Alex Earl, Rihanna Livvy, Done Beyonce, that, that orb in Las Vegas, all of them, everyone. You said it's Kim K. like, Hey, it's weird that you have, like, a big thing against one of your best bros. banging Kim card. That's what I'm saying. He's a cop.

That's weird, I think you're jealous there. This is fan fiction, I'm so used. Would you have to create a dash?

Obviously, oh so, there it is, okay.

Yeah, you're like, yo dude, you you would never, you like you shouldn't go for her, and then you're, you're like, yeah.

You're in the bathroom texting Kim K, being like, Yo, like, I'm the one. If if Tom Brady comes out publicly, I will, I will take everything I just said back and I'll be the biggest Kim K fan in the world. Tom Bray's gonna end up like Lamar Odom. But like in Amsterdam, just like a nicer venue. I mean, yeah, she's, she is the weirdo. Wait wasn't.

She wasn't that Chloe, Yeah, but like, say, yeah, so now, like the Kardashian curse is real, he's dating, what?

O.J. Simpson's daughter-in-law, Yeah, half daughter. No, No, Chloe, yeah, but so that would make Kim Oj's half-daughter. No, no, no, no, that's not how.

The stepsister to the real killer? Oh, Jason, yeah, there you go, got it all right. I don't know how we got Jake, you you're up.

We have talked for a while.

I didn't miss that. Billy, I don't know what. Like, Come on, who's back? That was a meandering 20 minutes. It started with Northwestern and ended with Hank fucking Kim Kardashian.

It is really weird, though, that Hank is totally against Tom Brady dude. Being with Kim. Yeah, he's being a real fucking like dog, he's being a vibe killer dog, is rumors.

You guys had, you guys had rumors where, like, I would defend you to know. Tom Bray's a stay-at-home dad. He needs to find another sugar mama to pay his bills because he always likes women who make more than it. It's just the facts that's. He needs a woman with money.

That's the facts. You can't do something there, there's something there again. I can do whatever he wants, but until I hear from him, I'm not gonna be husband. He's a lot of people decide, you know, what's best for him.

He got dumped by his ex-wife, who need a better trophy husband. Now he's looking for someone to take care of him. All right, Jake, you're who's back? my who's back is the NB.A. Cup.

It was revealed yes, this weekend. Everyone. I think a lot of people don't like it. I think it's awesome. I think it's a professional version of Like the Maui invitational battle for Atlantis. I don't think anything's wrong with it.

Okay, so, uh, I actually agree with you. Jake. Yeah, I know you think that I only shit on things just to be cool. That's not the fact. Here I, and here's why. There's one reason why I like it. I looked at the schedule.

The final four is December 9th. What is December 9th? That's Army Navy Day? That is the day that you're like, Oh fuck. College football is over, so scheduling wise, I'm in, I will watch this.

I will like it like December 9th. I don't think people are circling NBA on their calendar, but now this gives you a reason to do so. Yes, yeah, no, there is that feeling that you get after Army Navy's over where, right? There should be more sports on that day, right, right?

Yeah, there's never any good sports on after that. I think it's gonna be great. I hope that some real shitty team wins it so that they can just hang up a banner. Yeah, if the Bulls win this, I will make the best shirt ever.

So basically, for people who don't, who haven't been connected or read up on, it's basically a World Cup version of NBA. Yeah, it's like four, six groups, five teams each, and there's knockout stages and then the final eight teams playing Vegas. It's a whole thing they were. They did a good job of weaving it into the regular season. You won't even notice it until that December 9th day.

And then you're like, Oh, this is kind of fun. And and also I think the players each get like $500 team, 500 k each each, so that's a big deal. Well, and the games are in Vegas, so it's like, we're gonna get to.

We're gonna get great content out of the winning team. Just blowing all that money that night. Yeah, so I'm excited. Yeah, okay.

Good, who's back? Also? Ellie Dela Cruz Yes.

Yeah, home, yeah, still, all three bases in the same inning and in in two pitches. It's wild, it's great. So much fun to watch Max's underneath the desk right now, trying to plug in the computer.

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Okay, okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is 49ers quarterback Sam Darnold, former Jets, former Panther quarterback, former USC quarterback. Let's start here, though, because you are a 49er now, how does that feel?

Are you like you? You went to OTAs? Yes, I did. You're, you're with Kyle Shanahan.

Yeah, how's it gone so far? It's great, man. First of all, thanks for having me. This is awesome, you know. Been a fan of the show for a while and this is a very formal setting, yeah.

Yeah, this is good. Yeah, exactly no, but it's great, man. Like, it's nice to be on the West Coast again. I can't lie, like by my family.

It's like a 45 minute flight down to Orange County. So that's really nice for my parents to be able to come on up for games super easily. And then obviously the organization, man, like, that's, you know. This past year is my first first time hitting free agency, so kind of the first time I had a choice, really. And to be able to just see what, you know, their organizations, like, that offense is like. And just the culture that's set in in that locker room by just great dudes and guys that, you know, obviously it's. It's a profession, it's a business, and they take it very, very serious. But at the same time, like, I feel like they they do a great job of kind of having fun. But also mixing that with being able to lock in on the field and and do your work when you need to do it.

So yeah, we were just out at your teammate George Kittles Barn. We were working out with him, did an interview with him. And he told us that you guys have become, you know, he, pretty close. You lived at his pool house during OTAS, but then you moved out, and he was, he was wondering why you moved out, yeah.

Okay, yeah, is there anything else? No, any other reason why why you moved out? No, that he would have told us, maybe no to ask you about. Uh-huh. You didn't think it was haunted?

Oh, the pool house. yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there was something going on. I moved out because I had already spent a week there, but that didn't help.

You know, we have to follow that up. Yeah, yeah, tell us all go, I think you actually do see ghosts.

Legitimately? yeah, legitimately no. It was crazy though, man, like I never had anything like that happened to me before. I'm talking about, I mean, I guess both, you know, the New England game and Georgia's house.

No, but, uh, it was just it was crazy, man. Like, I woke up. And you know how, sometimes you have a dream and then you wake up and you feel like you can't move. Yeah, like, maybe four or five seconds, yep, whatever it is.

And, you know, I felt that and I woke up, it was like 3 a.m. I went to go take a pee and, you know, came back, fell right asleep. And then that next night, you know, the night after that, the same thing happened. And I like, I just like, couldn't like, I had to, like, keep focusing on this thing in the court. Like there was something else, the hat man, like in the room, was it a dude wearing a hat? No telling us about that man?

No, was George? George didn't tell you guys about this? No, No, I'm kidding, it might have been him.

Yeah, just watch. exactly. yeah, he's just watching me. No, that's no dude. It was. It was very creepy and I had never dealt with anything like that before.

And I like, know a couple people who have had situations where, like, you know, they're there have been, whether it was like old, like civil war, you know, place where now there's like a hotel or a dorm, and people have like, certain experiences with that. But it was just like, super, super weird, like. And it just felt like when I woke up, there was something like, holding on to me, yeah. And then that next night, I like, felt that something was in the room with me and it was the it was the freakiest thing.

I'm like getting chills talking about it right now, but that's never happened to me before. And and I'm sure it sucks for you because you can't be like, tell the media, I saw a ghost. Yeah, no, I didn't see him. I didn't. I just felt it felt. Listen to your body.

Yeah, I felt it, Yeah, no, but that was, I mean, yeah, I'm glad George told you, yeah.

So I'm with you, I'm on your side. Ghost hunting in Milwaukee a few years ago. If you don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in you as a person really.

Yeah, okay, surreal. How could you say ghosts aren't real? Yeah, I mean, if you believe in angels, right? you believe in all that stuff. They become a ghost, someone has been wronged, they're a ghost.

Yeah, that's just, that's a fact. Yeah, it's just sometimes they feel like making their presence felt, and sometimes they don't write more to think about them more. I think it probably was just George, just like, put on one of his Luchador masks. Yeah, goes up.

Next, you watches. But it's gotta be cool playing in in that new offense. And as a free agent, you chose to go to San Francisco, right? Like? This seemed like a place that might be a good fit, a good place for you to start, you know, getting back out there and see what you can do. We always say, like, imagine.

Quarterback in couch and hand system, because it seems like it's a very quarterback friendly scheme. And you, I guess you're a gunslinger, right? Would you call it? Would you consider yourself a gunslinger? I mean, I play quarterback.

Yeah, you're gunslinger, for sure. Yeah, I'll let you, I'll let you guys. yeah, whatever, yeah, but so what, what is it?

Cuz we know ball, we watch the All-22, we study, we break down on the film, but from your perspective, is a great guys break down? Yes, yeah, I'm a film rat, yeah.

Yeah, big time. So when you're, when you're looking at different offenses and and you see the kind of offense they run. San Francisco What is it about that that made you say I want to be a part of this? Guys are open, I mean, there's a lot of guys open on on bang near every play.

It just seems like there's, there's a ton of answers. Great run game I mean, whenever you can have a great run game as a quarterback, that's always a comforting feeling.

And yeah, I think, you know, just with the certain weapons that they have, you know, Debo, Debo, Iuke, George, obviously, Christian Juice, John Jennings. Like, there's so many guys you can go on and on. But they've been there for so long. And Kyle's been able to understand kind of what everyone does, well, what they don't do well. And and I feel like every game plan he, you know, uses and and gets the most out of his, out of his guys. Yeah, and that's a that's a very good feeling as a quarterback, knowing that, you know, the the coordinator is gonna put everyone in the best position possible. Do you think Kyle has hyper drive in him? What is that?

Adam Case When he was like, we're gonna go into hyper drive, remember that? No, yeah, he was like, our offense about to go in hyper drive. Did he say, Yeah?

Yeah, he said that, Okay, yeah. That was probably one of the two years I was with him, that I wasn't really paying attention to the media very often. Yeah, smart for two years.

Yeah.

For a very long time. Yeah, you should see a doctor if it goes really a few weeks. Yeah, okay. Hyper drive was kind of like Viagra. Yeah, sometimes hyper drive is like over in like six seconds. Yeah, it's great.

Well, last, but then everyone else is on Saturday. Yeah, okay, yeah, so we mentioned that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, you mentioned the media. Billy is Jets fan, he wrote a report that basically Jets fans or Jets quarterback struggle because of the New York media.

So do you do you feel like his report is founded, in fact, at all? You're saying the Jets struggle because of the New York quarterback, specifically, quarterback? Yeah, the media basically takes him down. No, okay, no, I don't. Billy just wasted all that time for no. I mean, I think you could, you know, have a case for it, for sure.

Personally, you know, living through it, I don't think so. Yeah, you know, I think there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of different situations where maybe they make something bigger than it is. And now, whether you know you have a great, you know, an organization that allows that to kind of creep into the locker room or not. You know, that's, that's a different story, but I think it's it's about, you know, having that culture where that won't happen. And having a quarterback with a good head on his shoulders. That is just going to continue to play it, play after play and game after game. Because at the end of the day, like, it's hard to win in the NFL. And if you make the biggest thing out of every single loss, it's it's gonna be hard to have success that way.

Did you ever get an apology for the seeing ghost clips? Because you got, you got, you got fucked.

You got done dirty big-time. No, you know how many clicks they got for that? Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. It's like they could take something from every single game.

If they're doing my shirt, yeah, right, and they could choose to paint somebody in whatever light they want to. After game, well, all the stuff that goes on, you know, in between plays, they can find a clip, put it out there. But for whatever reason, they just chose you and they're like, Okay, we'll put this out for him. Yeah, I mean, you know, it is what it is, man, like.

It's just they screwed you, they also screwed you with the the monographic. Yeah, that was kind of funny. It was like they basically were like, Oh, here's the meaning for the internet. I was like the sickest I've ever been like on my deathbed.

It felt like, obviously I wasn't, but I was laying in bed watching the game and that comes up like my phone just blew up. All my friends, just like all caps. Ah, crying, laughing, face like. And then I, of course like, I'm sick, so I'm kind of laughing, but I'm also like, this is just stupid.

Maybe his point, just another thing that I had to deal with in the media. Yeah, you know, but no. I thought it was more, especially after a couple days went by, I thought it was more funny.

Okay.

Man, like, in training camp, when they made me point to the camera, I never thought it would be for, yeah.

I remember actually doing that, it was like that.

There we go, and and then that's gonna be a meme now, no, but I just I remember when I did that stupid thing, whatever it was OTAS or training camp. I was like, I was like, this is gonna be used, whatever reason this is gonna be used for. It's not gonna be like, no good is gonna come out of this for me. And then it was, yeah. And so from that moment on, I've done a lot better job. Of, in those media days. Just being like, Hey, like, I'm gonna pass on that, like, Hey, give me give me your touchdown celebration, I'm like, I'm good.

I'll just say, you guys can take a head shot of me and then I'll, Yeah, you need to be like, touchdown celebration. Just hand me a clipboard, I'm back. Yeah, that's play. Yeah, that could happen, anybody to like.

Anytime you use a water fountain, you get mono. Yeah, I'm like, a mono awareness campaign. Well, the toughest thing I know, you know, I. She, my mom was the one who was kind of who brought it up. And like, you know, you could have got it anyway, right? You need. You could have got it from sharing a bottle with one of your teammates on accident.

You don't even have to bring this up. But I think for her, it was more just like, you know, a couple minutes went by not talking in the car. And my mom can talk. So it was like she had to say something and that was gonna be it, yeah. And so she brought it up and I was like, Yeah, you know, it could have been anything but it. It also sucks because Mono is like a real thing that, like you said, you were really, really, so yeah. But everyone just leave.

It is like the high school kissing, yeah, joke, but it's not well. I had to, yeah, a hundred percent, like I shouldn't have got it at 22. Yeah, for sure, but yeah, like I, I had to keep on weight however I could like it.

I was dropping lB's like crazy.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's how it works, but sure.

No, but it was, it sucked. I mean, I was, I was dropping a ton of weight and they're like, you literally just the doctors were like, you got to keep on weight however you can. So I was eating burgers fry, like I was eating five guys a ton, and because nothing really sounded good, right?

I was drinking a ton of milkshakes, not milkshakes, protein shakes, and maybe milkshake. Yeah, from five guys. But uh, yeah, no. It was just brutal because it was like I was, you know, I ended up keeping my weight on. I was like 220, 225, but it was just not good, right, right?

And then I came back that season and, you know, I just didn't feel great the rest of the year and it was just kind of brutal. Honestly, how did you find out that you had it, like, for a while? Were you just like, I'm, I'm tired?

Well, I'm out of shape. Did you think that it was just like your body being out of shape? No, so it's actually crazy. So week one, we played Buffalo in New York, and I wake up that Sunday, you know, that's when I first felt sick and played the game. Played decent, didn't play great, but we had a chance to win.

Josh ended up driving it down and beating us. But, uh, I just remember after the game sitting in my apartment like, dang, I don't feel right. And went. Went in that next day on Monday and felt sick as a dog and thought, maybe, you know, got some medicine, did whatever I need to do with doctors and went home the next day. Woke up Tuesday and I was just like, something's wrong with me. So they were like, Alright, let's go get your blood work done and just rule out Mono, that's how they said it, let's rule out mono. And, sure enough, got it back and got the phone call from Gaze.

Yeah, he's like, Yeah, you're gonna be out for a few weeks and when you come back, hyperdrive.

No, it's brutal. This is such a it's so. It's so funny whenever we talk to athletes. And like the things we remember first, like your job, being like, what about hyperdrive? You're like, What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Yeah, just send it to the media. Yeah, I think this might be the first time I'm hearing about it, maybe the second. Yeah, you weren't told you weren't in hyperdrive? Yeah, I wasn't. Yeah. Prepare his team for hyperdrive.

Yeah, I mean, I remember, you know, having a conversation about, you know, going more to our basic stuff and going a little bit more high tempo. Maybe that's what he meant by that, but yeah, he needs to clearly say hyperdrive activated. There's a button that every coach has. Yeah, and he pushed it, you didn't know?

Yeah, do you think you got your swagger back a little bit? Because I do, I, I'm. I think it was somewhere around week 14, 15 last year where I was like, I'm believing in Sam Darnold. I said that on the show, I was like, I think I think I'm ready, let's go.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I think, I think, for sure, you know, being in Carolina, I think, just getting away from New York and going into Carolina, you know, having, honestly, you know, 2021. Two years ago. I had a good start to the season and then middle hit, you know, hit a lull. But I felt, you know, just that first little start to Carolina that 2021 season. I felt really good and then got hurt and some things happen and the whole season kind of fell apart. But and then, you know, I was, I was ready to go. I really liked. We hired McAdoo at the end of 2021, yeah, and I was really pumped up about being in his system because it was West Coast ish.

And I hadn't really been in a West Coast system since my rookie year.

So I was just really excited to learn his system. And once I got it in OTAS and we kind of ran it, I was really pumped. You know, we were doing a lot of on-the-ball stuff, kind of what Eli was doing when McAdoo was the OC, I think in New York. When they had, when they had a couple good years with. With OBJ making the one-handed catch and stuff, that was McAdoo calling plays. And they were going no huddle. So I was excited about that.

But yeah, so I was, I was excited. And then Baker gets traded there. And you know, I end up hurt my ankle, great three-ankle sprain. The last preseason game against Buffalo. Josh is really bad. Look, actually, I just know, yeah, no, but so hurt my ankle. And then I was, I like, couldn't do anything for like eight weeks and then came back later in the season and felt good. Man, you know, I, I felt really good running that system and, you know, kind of like I said in the beginning.

We had a really good run game and I felt like that really helped. And you guys were winning games too. We're winning games. And you know, Tampa wasn't doing very well, so we had a chance at the end. You know, I think we were up 24 to 10 going in the fourth quarter against Tampa. And if we beat them and then beat New Orleans week 18 to the playoffs, right? It's Mike having crazy. And I probably would still be in Carolina if that happened.

But and then, sure enough, Mike and Tom go off in the fourth quarter. And you know, I was kind of it for a season. Yeah, about McAdoo, does he, does he maintain the same look all year round, or does he come in here? Slick back occasionally, he so he never, he never, like, fully slicked it back. He never had the pomade in, yeah, but he would like he would work out every morning.

Really short arms and short legs. So he would deadlift a ton and bench press a ton at like 530 in the morning every morning. And he would come in some days and his back would hurt. I'm like, Ah, coach, I wonder where? you know why your back's hurting? No idea, man, cuz he's probably been dead lifting four times a week.

Yeah, it's getting a hormone active, yeah, his body, yeah, it's like 400 pounds, you know, Jesus, but uh, no, he's a beast, so. But he would come in and he would, he would have just showered, so it'd be slick back sometimes. But he didn't put anything in it. So just fall apart by the, you know, halfway through the meeting. But no, McAdoo's a stud man.

He's a good dude. yeah, he wears his dad's suits, which was cool. yeah, does he? Well? It is press conference. When he was the Giants head coach, I was wearing a suit that was like five times too big, and it was just a very funny.

Yeah, no, getting it, getting to know the guy over this this past year. He's, he's not a suit guy. Yeah, not a suit guy, right? There's some football guys.

It's like, whatever you want to do, like if you put him in a suit, they're gonna look weird. Yeah, 100, he's definitely that. Um, what about other football coach Greg Williams? Yeah, he's zero blitzing you in practice all the time.

Yeah, you know, he would go off script a couple times, yeah, cuz, uh, him and Gase, you know, would go at it, you know, in training camp. Just trying to, you know, mix it up on each other. Because obviously, Gase being the head coach, he would kind of, you know, script some things during practice to get the right look and get, you know, get it dialed in. And so whenever Gase would highlight whatever, you know, run cover three or cover two here. And sometimes Greg would just, you know, kind of fuck with them every now and then. And yeah, you know, go cover zero on the play, where we wanted to get a good play. Action, fake over the top and get a nice little high low, read on a backer, and he would bring zero. He's like, Dude, it's in the game, it's like, you know?

Second and six, and we're gonna run a play-action, try to go over the top like you're not gonna run cover zero.

Yeah, he did it, you know, last last play of the season or last play of the game against the Raiders. Yeah, which wasn't great. No, that was not good. That's Dr. Heat, that's what he does.

That's what he take, the good with the bad with him. He's always gonna be heat 100. Yeah, that's true. Um, I look at it.

I like to play a fun game called Games that I gambled on and lost. But it was actually worse for you.

The USC Ohio State Bowl game, taking it way back. Yeah, you got sacked eight times in that game, I did bet on USC. How much does that suck for you? It's not for me, but how much does it suck for you?

Yeah, how much did you put on it? I was a good amount. it was a good amount couple grand, and USC was not a couple grand. Yeah, and it wasn't. It wasn't fun.

I really believe in you guys.

Couple grand, I mean, shoot, I was probably worse for you. It sounds like, okay? I mean, yeah, some of those beasts that were up front at Hoss, Ohio State, I don't know, but a couple grand. Man. Yeah, it hurt, it hurt all along, and I was actually at my buddy's house and he had.

He just switched to streaming, so it was like it was early streaming, so it wasn't like it was always just a little bit behind. Yeah, and so it'd be like the TV would freeze and then you just be sacked again. Yeah, just like, what the fuck is happening?

I'm just on the ground. Yeah, that was one of those games that, like, you could just tell right away like, they can't block. And when you're in that game, you know that you're just like, this is gonna get the ball out, yeah.

That's when you just gotta, you know, take your one-on-one matchup and and give him a chance. Yeah, yeah, but it wasn't. You did have a great career. USC was it? I mean, dumb question. How sick was it to be a star quarterback for USC? It was fun, man.

Yeah, it was fun, yeah, just being able to, you know, I think the best thing. And a lot of people don't, maybe don't realize this. Like, USC is not in a great area.

So we have, we have, like our one bar that we would go to, but everything else is. We would go to frat houses, we would go to. You know, people's, you know, whatever.

It was just a house we would throw like house parties, but we weren't like out in L.A. we weren't in downtown or, you know, hitting up any of the clubs. And in Hollywood, you know, right? So that was really fun because it was.

It was a real college experience. And to, you know, be be good at the same time and be winning ball games. It's pretty fun. It's like the top. Like when you think of, like, what would you want to be if you could pick? Like any position, any school? It's like, star quarterback. Yeah, I feel like this is something you guys have probably talked about.

Yeah, I think you're up there. Yeah, like that's got to be Kentucky Derby. Winning horse would be pretty good. Future prospects. Yeah, easy at that point, like a sick point guard at UNC, maybe.

But yeah, USC is there like a group chat that you're on. Yeah, like, no homer, no. But I am like, pretty close with with most of the guys, most of the recent quarterbacks. Yeah, so and kill people pretty damn good. Who's that Caleb? Yeah, he's a beast man, he's really good.

Yeah, are you worried? are you worried, though? USC having to play in the Big Ten? You guys kind of play a pussy brand of football, that would be sure.

You ever been to Piscataway on a Friday night?

I was, I was actually thinking about, like, yeah, it's got, it's got a suck for a football team, but I was thinking about basketball and yeah, women's volleyball. Like having to travel all those game, you know, that far for that, that many games, I feel like that would be tough. Yeah, I'm like, I'm happy USC and UCLA are in the big ten, but it does kind of like.

I liked watching Pac-12. like it was fun when you know USC plays there. was it fun? Did you even watch the pack? Oh, yeah, all the time. I mean, you guys found a way to make it so that no one could watch the whatever. His name is Larry, whatever, the Pac-12 commissioner.

Yeah, just bad move after bad move, but I love Pac-12.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, that was how I grew up watching USC. Man. Yeah, you know, but were you? were you originally recruited to be a linebacker at USC?

So I played, I played linebacker and receiver my sophomore year of high school. But that was, you know, we had a senior quarterback who had kind of been waiting his turn to play. And I wanted to play varsity football, so the only way to get on the field was to play receiver and linebacker. So true football guy, yeah, just a you know ball, you know, love ball.

No, but it was. It was great, man, just to have that experience. And then there were actually some seniors that were getting recruited, some some offensive linemen that were getting recruited, and coach coach Ozeron comes out, guys.

He's got his old little, you know, camera out and like his flip camera or whatever it was. And he's like, recording the guys going through bags and stuff. And I'm like, this is literally just like blindside, yeah, like them, you know him getting recruited and then all of a sudden, like, we start doing linebacker drills and we didn't have a linebacker that would get recruited to USC at the time. And he starts filming, I'm like, Fuck's he doing?

And then he just starts filming me as I'm going through the bags and I'm like, What the heck is going on, dude? So that was that was a pretty crazy experience for for him to. And then he came up to my coach afterwards. I didn't say or talk to him at all. But he went up to my coach and was like, hey, like, we think this kid has a chance. Like, you know, cuz I was a sophomore at the time and he saw something. But yeah, that's crazy, yeah, that senior quarterback ended up getting hurt, broke his collarbone and like the, you know, third to last game. And so I ended up going in the last couple games, like two and a half games and started my junior year and started my senior year.

That actually shows like, if you hadn't, if you hadn't been playing linebacker, probably wouldn't have gotten that spot right at the end of the season. Yeah, to get a quarterback, yeah, no, 100, you want to play varsity ball, that's awesome.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't playing JV or something, you know, would have just been the backup. And who knows if I would have been in good enough shape to run around and do some of the things that I did at quarterback. Yeah, how far do you think you could throw a football question? That's a good question.

Thank you. I would say probably like 65, 70, yeah, that's pretty decent. Far. Yeah, yeah, what about a vortex on a good day?

You know, those vortex footballs, like one nerve tail on, like the Nerf ones. Yeah, yeah, how far do you think you could throw one of those bad boys? Probably like 120 yards, oh no man, 120..

Yeah, I bet you could. Yeah, they got the tail, they spiral in the wind. It's the best toy ever. Yeah, you just throw it up and it just keeps going.

Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I don't know. Pry up right, 121 yards or something. All right. Well, Josh, you're good friends with Josh, our best friend.

When he lets it rip. I was actually texting him before this and he didn't like, Yeah, he didn't tell me to say hi to you guys or anything. Oh, that's funny, he probably, cuz we probably we call him every morning, so, uh, he probably was like, we already said, Hi, yeah, well, you got a new phone.

Did you? He got a new phone a while ago? Yeah, you, I have that. Yeah, it's Josh Allen, new in our phone, you know? Sometimes I call the old one too, just for fun, for nostalgia, you know, like, we have Josh, are we?

Are we doing it? No, no, I have new.

I have a serious question. If that's okay, it's okay. You're gonna find, yep, your grandfather has the best name of all time.

I had the best name of all time. Respectfully. Yeah, Dickhammer. Yep. When did you first realize what an awesome name that was?

Probably high school, yeah, sophomore, junior year of high school. Mm-hmm. yeah, I don't even knew. you know, I didn't. I don't even really put it together until then, to be honest.

Yeah, Cramp Gramps II to me. Yeah, pretty epic name, you know, his story too, and yeah, he was a legend, right? Yeah, one of the four original Marlboro men. He was captain of a, you know, firefighting squad in L.A.

He went to the 1964 Olympics, played volleyball.

Played volleyball and basketball at USC as well. He's like a true American hero. Yeah, man's man. Yeah, I didn't even know him too. he died in 99, so I don't even know if he's.

If it's real, you know? Yeah, no, it's. It's very. Never heard the stories from him. Yeah, it's very real, and his name is Dickhammer. Yeah, of all that, what a bad. Believable. yeah, believable.

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Are you the only quarterback here? No, okay, there's no. There's a few others. But you got to be like, everyone's got to kind of love you around here. Cuz it's a bunch of tight ends and you get to get them the ball. Yeah, exactly right.

So what feed all of them for the for the next couple days? Are you learning stuff here too? Or like, how does it? Are you just like, throw the ball, throw the ball course?

Yeah, I know, just to be able to hear these guys because, like, we spend so much time in the quarterback room, obviously. And and with the offense, we're not usually, you know, with the tight ends talking about technique or how they're gonna separate one-on-one. Or, you know, if it's zone and you got a you know, a little, you know, in cut. Like, if you if they want to throttle down or anything like that. So like to be able to hear them kind of talk about football that way is gonna be really cool. Yeah, you know, to be able to, to be able to hear that and hear you hear what they're thinking a little bit.

What about getting you out running a few roots? I saw the that Thursday night game, I remember how fast routes routes.

Remember how fast you can say, I mean, you can say it however you want. Great, you're a great root runner. Yeah, I love watching, but yeah, I remember, you're, you're, you know, you're sneaky fast.

Yeah, I'm probably won't be running any routes or roots. Yeah, definitely won't be running any routes, but no, probably not gonna run any routes. You're back, my who knows? yeah.

Yeah, are you back back in on Sam? I think you're back 100. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, if you guys want to say that, sure, no, I am saying, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be. A little headline.

I I said it, big cat, how about this? Are you? Are you feeling the healthiest that you have in years? I feel really good.

Yeah, yeah, I feel really good, healthy, ready to roll. Yeah, all right, that's a good headline right there. I always love that healthiest.

I felt in years, do you feel a little bit bad? You didn't get the ball faster against Ohio State? A little bit? Yeah, that one's not as bad.

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That you take Mount Rushmore of pisses. Okay, Mount Rushmore time. I am very excited for this. Mount Rushmore. It's a good Mount Rushmore. There's a lot of meat on this bone.

It is a good Mount Rushmore. We're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of best Pisses. How many times you think you've pissed in your life? Oh, like, five a day. I'm like eight a day, ten a day. Body armor water.

That's a call back to the beers, and I went, thought I meant that meant I drank ten beers a day. Yeah, I think, just off the top of my head, I'd say ten million peas. Yeah, I probably pissed ten million times.

It's been a lot. That was actually a good fat. Yeah, yeah, though it was actually funny. Before we started this. One longest piss in your life? Oh, we said we're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of Peas.

And Hank, I think for a second was like, you mean, like green peas? like the letter? like I pee? Yeah, I thought it was like, things with things, the letter. P. I'm a crazy piss stat. Okay, every single water molecule on Earth has passed through a dinosaur's piss. Okay, so true.

That's right, it's like, that's that where it's like, you know, every time you take a piss, you're pissing out. Hitler's blood. Yeah, how's that possible? Billy, I just saw it.

Okay, so it's not so you've been googling? Yeah, you googled best pisses.

Turned up, No, I haven't been googling, I just remembered, I just remember, that's that. How is that possible?

It's water, because it was. It's been millions, of billions of years where dinosaurs were like alive. And they drank so much water. During that time that passed, they drink all the water. They at least at least passed through one dinosaur system All the water on Earth was drank by at least one dinosaur.

Yes, don't that? Okay, it's insane. I saw it. Yeah, let me pull it up, figure that out.

That seems like one of those Neil DeGrasse Tyson stats that he's just, yeah, do you know, big part out of his brain.

Yeah, they're not drinking salt water, right? I guess. Yeah, all right, okay. Yeah, Hank and Max. Yeah, he confirmed. He googled the exact thing and it came up Hank and Max.

No, we're first Matt, all right, Billy and Jake. That's correct. All right Billy and Jake. Yes, Jake, Hank and Max. Me and Pft. Okay, here we go.

One one, Billy and I agreed on this. It's rare. Drunk at the bar, piss, Okay, okay.

All right, good, good. Waiting in line, long line, crowded bar had a couple beers that graphic says, Drunk at the bar, piss, yeah.

Yeah, I'll get not waiting in line. Piss. Yeah, oh yeah, that's drunk, that's drunk at the bar.

Being drunk at a bar and taking a piss. Yeah, I still feel confident in it. I'll say this not to denigrate. We're not gonna go ahead, we're not gonna get any pics.

Yeah, but we didn't have that on our list. No way.

You're lying. No, we did not, we didn't have our we have 14 deep list, we did not have that.

Learn out the ones voting. It's a good pick.

It's a pick. It's actually surprised we've had some bad pics. I didn't think this is, yeah.

Okay, we are going to go with piss after a long Uber ride. Okay, that's good. So you're stuck in an Uber for a long time. You don't want to pull over, try not to throw up, try not to piss.

You think you, I go, I can hold it and then.

You're just basically sitting on, sitting with your legs crossed for 20 minutes. It's good. You're wondering, the whole time, Am I gonna make it? Because if you're in your friend's car, you're just like pissing in a cup or pissing whatever you're pulling over. But if you're in an Uber, you just have to wait.

Yes, that's a good pick, big cat.

One, two, okay, you go, one, I'll go to all right. Our first pick is going to be after a movie. Piss, the best piss, you know, you get that big.

The big soda you don't want, you don't get, you don't go take a piss after getting out of a movie theater. I pee during movies. Yeah, I know how big.

That's crazy, no, cuz if you're, the best pisses are, and I'm not gonna denigrate, but the best pisses are. When you can't control the situation, right? Like leaving movies, you miss the plot. Yeah, you can leave a movie. No, you can't.

No problem, that's crazy it all, that's crazy. How many times do you watch movies? And you're looking at your phone? And then you look back and you're like, Oh, shit, that's it, that's right.

Like, you lose, you stop going to the movie, yeah, and you don't think my phone while I'm at a movie theater. And then when you drink your entire soda, have your popcorn, you walk out, it feels great, it is okay.

That's not on our list. Okay, okay, this one is this, this is shouldn't slip. Insane that you guys didn't take this already. Peeing in the snow, pissing in the snow, writing your name in the snow, watching it melt, you find a little piece of ice.

You know, dogs do that, only dogs do that. I've never done that. Okay, I grew up in Florida, I grew up in Florida.

I didn't know that was such a great thing, so was on our list. It's even better when it's really cold and your piss looks like it's like, yeah, heating up steam, yeah, yeah. I actually used to commit graffiti around campus by peeing my name into snow banks. And it got to the point where I got in trouble for it. And I have multiple pictures of my name in.

Actually, I shouldn't say this. How they know it was you. I wrote my name. Oh, okay, that sounds badass, alright. just wasn't it you just writing the college's name?

Well, it's so goddamn cold that it just stayed frozen. All right, our second pick is going to be in your pants in a bathroom with Mark Schlereth. Okay, all right.

Oh, little pander pick, great piss piss dogs. Yeah, okay, very fun.

Very funny, yes, all-time piss. So this are yes, you went hard on the pander on, yeah.

Okay, great, all right to wrap up the second round. We're gonna do the piss that passes the drug test, that is.

Okay.

Good pick, good pick, we're gonna go with our yeah, number three.

Really, right there, just read it, I know.

He looked away from it when you pointed at piss during a long road trip. Okay, okay, but like, like in the car or out.

No, two different things. Look at a rest stop. Okay, all right, okay. Like, what do you guys want us to write on the graph? No, no, that's fine. They're talking about our five.

Yeah, rest stop, it's rest stop, piss, that's fine, so piss, that arrest stop, yeah, road trip.

We'd like it road trip, road trip, rest stop. Piss, yeah, this is we can do that, the worst version of ours, but okay, yeah, not really. Yeah, I know you said a long Uber.

You're just a long car ride, no, but. but you stop, you take a break. You have you ever driven for? Like, No, you just love taking different variations of our pics? What are you talking about?

Like, 40 minutes, this is like three hours. You just did a pic of a moment that you were hitting like 183 at Hofstra when it happened without, I didn't know, I didn't make that pick.

Okay, I.

Sorry, that was me, cuz you that is sick that you actually put college baseball three home runs like, yo, I'm being honest, that's that now you're panic. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not, I hate you call. What do you call yourself? The Matt Stairs of the CIA.

Rules, Yeah, paid. Pandering, pander pander pics are whack. Our next pic is going to be in the serious studio, standing next to Ed Sheeran. Okay, very good.

You guys just want to be us, you're stealing our law. It's like, when Jay PeTErman So, I mean, that's the most talked about piss in the history of. You guys are trying to get everyone to vote for us. Those are iconic pisses. okay, those are some of the best pisses I could ever think they were.

They're good pisses, they're both good pisses. But not your stories. Yeah, not your Cirky, not your mother. I caught you guys.

One of them is a video. Everyone's seen it. Everyone loves piss dogs, and one of them you've talked about every other podcast for seven years Iconic pisses. Okay, fine, all right, never a whole board.