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FLACCO Great, great interview with Stav. We also have one question with a quarterback, the quarterback that just won the Heisman trophy. Jaden Daniels So shout out our guy, Jaden Daniels. We're going to talk Monday night. Football giants, Titans, Shohei, Hot Seat, Cool Throne, Guys on Chicks.

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He's, he's playing really good, he's playing and he's fun. He's. That's the thing is like, he's actually a very entertaining quarterback to watch, He's a very fun quarterback to watch.

Perfect place for him. Yeah, they're like, how can we get Mike Trout more visible to the nations? Like, or the N.FL is just like, Hey, this guy likes cutlets and his dad kisses people.

He's taken the world by storm. It's like the what if Michael Vick was?

If you took this script to Hollywood, Big Cat, what would they say? They would throw you out? They'd say Bing Kingsley passed, but we saw Lindsay Lohan.

Uh, Italians are the one people that you can stereotype, and it's somehow fun and funny. That's a true, that's true Max. I'm an Italian father.

I'm a proud Italian father, my children are all Italian. What are you saying? I can't say it, no, you can say whatever you want.

You're, you're an Italian father. Yeah, I'd say, Uh, I'm not in the family, but I'm. I'm like, a for them. I'm Tom Hagen here. You can do Polish, too.

Polish, yeah, but Polish still a little upset. Well, they maybe not smart enough to get upset, yeah.

They don't get the jokes, yeah, right, but Italians, for some reason, it's just like you can always just have fun with Italians because it's this weird blend of like, kind of making jokes. But it's also just the pride, like Italians, like, yeah, we're prideful people.

We eat cutlets, we throw touchdowns, Sunday dinner.

It's also true, right? Like it's also Italians, they make jokes, they bust balls, we're just busting balls.

Yeah, we're having fun with the guys. As a 1 Sicilian, I give people permission to make fun of Tommy DeVito, Little Sunday Gravy and bust some balls. It feels good, but it's in a good way.

It's in a loving way. Like Tommy DeVito has given us a gift this year. He has made the New York giants entertaining in a year where they have no business being entertaining. And you're rooting for him. Uh, Dable told him before that final drive, just go out there and rip that son of a bitch. I love it.

I love it, yeah, it's a great, it's a great story, it's perfect. That's happening in New York.

And it's also Brian Dable deserves a.

I mean, Daniel Jones, it would be a real shame if Daniel Jones, you know?

Well, the family hands it out.

I'm going to say it's not, as it's not 0 chance that someone puts a horse head in Daniel Jones's bed. It's not zero, it's not. it definitely is not zero. I think it's like, maybe 1, but it's not zero, yeah.

I think he'd rather be send them like a fish in the mail, like he'd rather the team lose every game. Yeah, I mean, Tommy DeVito is like, and he's captured the hearts and minds of the entire tri-state area, and he's any Italian, any Italian is their hero.

Daniel.

It's like Ellis Island versus the Mayflower. Yeah, he looks like a white collar criminal, right? As opposed to the guys that take from those guys.

Tommy DeVito Is Robin Hood in this situation? Yeah, Daniel Jones should just be.

This whole weekend in football was such a good reminder that, uh, even at the end of the season, teams are still trying. Tanking doesn't really exist unless you're the Carolina Panthers because the Packers went from Sunday night Chiefs huge win. Oh my God, look how good they are. I was saying it to a complete like fall on their face. Jordan Love did not look good.

Their defense did not get a sack on Tommy DeVito, I believe, which the Giants offensive line is like. I mean, Justin Pugh was on on the couch a month ago and they didn't get a sack. And now the Packers are looking like, Oh shit, maybe we read the press clippings a little bit, maybe we got a little ahead of ourselves.

And there were awesome games, the endings to these games were incredible. Could have been fine on their own, they would have been fine on their own. So people are going to be talking all week about what a great Monday night we had.

And Goodell is going to be like, Yep, I did it again. Now we're going to do two Monday night football games every week. I'm fine with. That's the future, I'm calling it in the future. It might not be the year after Goodell is going to want to try to get to one in a football games.

And it's I don't know if it's a good idea. in fact, I think it might not be a great idea. But the fact that these two games were so good, it's going to make him think like this was the.

Yeah, Sean McDermott tried to warn us about Sergio Dip, he did.

It's and they don't have to win out.

It has to you have to get through that hurdle. And the Browns are really good to get to a point where I can start realistically, like, I'm having fun with it in the hunt. I'm not actually thinking playoffs right now, they have to beat the Browns to think play.

You get them both, and you get both. It's the best of both worlds. I read it to Matt before, by the way.

I'm so glad that it happened, too.

Let Tommy.

We're over.

Hey, Max always makes inarticulate Italian noises. You got two dates with Tommy Devito? Yeah, you a little bit worried about.

You admit the eagles are frauds? No? the computer said. No, are the eagles frauds? No, why are you asking me this?

No, the Eagles are not are the eagles frauds. Why are you keep asking me the?

Wait, I can't you cut out for a second. Are the Eagles frauds? Yes.

Like, you guys like, set this whole thing up.

Wait, wait, wait, there's a correct in there.

I thought you said that the Eagles were good.

Great one you guys.

Can't you operate a computer?

Give us a lot of noise, give us a random one, your favorite? It's going to be such a bad night for me and you guys just want it to be so much.

We're going to have to get him on the show. Stiletto Yeah, he's, uh, and I think I think Eli might've called him Slimy and then he got up. He went on New York Radio today and was very upset about it.

That's a good age, everything, that's a great agent right there.

And we're like, someday he's going to be able to, you know, coach gym class and have that jersey behind him. Now. I think he's like, we're talking dealer, like a car dealership, we're talking paid appearances, used car dealership, paid appearances. We're talking cameo millionaire like he's. And and on top of all that, he might just be in the.

It's four 34 left. I think we all thought that that was it. The Titans kind of, uh, fell apart there with all the fumbles and muff punts and everything. And then he drives him down in two consecutive drives for touchdowns. Mike Rabel, Analytics guy, going for two.

Uh, but the dolphins, I know they have injuries, a lot of offensive line injuries, Tyree Kill, getting injured. That was really bad for the Dolphins, it was a bad, bad ending, it was in in their offense. I, I was getting into a little bit with Dolphins fans last night because they are very sensitive about two, which I understand.

I do consider myself part of two. And on saying Tyree kills, the MVP does not diminish to a. I think two is very good quarterback when Tyree Kill is on the field. He doesn't even have to catch the ball, what he's able to do to bend the defense.

Like when he came back that first time, I don't know if he caught a ball in that first drive. But everyone was open. Because everyone's got to worry about where he is on the field, the fastest kid alive and everything else just becomes easier. So I he. He looked to me like he's the most important player on the Dolphins and he probably should be considered MVP.

Right, like, if he gets nine, if he gets 1,965 yards. Probably not going to be MVP. But when they see that number two, they're going to be like, Wow, never been done before Tyree kill. MVP. Yes, but yeah, when you saw him go out last night, it, it definitely affects the entire offense.

It affects their big play capability. Like even Waddle couldn't get big plays with Tyree Kill out of the game because he creates so much space for Waddle to run through. Uh, Alec Ingold had a great hurdle, but we've talked to Alec about that, he's a listener of the show.

He's on the low man committee. Alec, you God gave you the ability to get low on people for a reason. You don't need to be jumping over. Yes, yes.

Have a look at me, move from the full.

I mean, the Jalen Waddle one, like the first pass of the game, he had another one, I think. To a chain where the ball just stayed in the air for so long that the the UH linebacker almost got there before the ball.

They, uh, now I don't. The bills are are suddenly alive in the AFC East. Cause there's now the the Dolphins are two games ahead and they have to play. Uh, the Jets, the Cowboys, the Ravens and the Bills. Now you think they beat the jets, but who knows? because the jets have been, you know, they, they, yeah, and their their defense, they have. They have Zach Wilson spark. But let's just say if they lost to the If, they beat the Jets and then lost the Cowboys and Ravens and the Bills ran the table. Week 18 would be for the AFC East. The Amazing.

And the Bills have the the Cowboys this week, which can be very tough, but then they get the Chargers without Justin Herbert and the Patriots at home. So yeah, it's all like it happened, just like that spoiler. it happened just like that. Whereas, like, wait, hold on a second.

Are the bills alive? Yeah, I hope you win that game. Spoiler.

Just win.

One of your Super Bowl?

Thank you for bringing that up, um.

Yeah, it was a combo, he hit all.

Yeah, it's also how you tackle somebody like tackling is dangerous, right? And when you get tackled from behind, unless you do like a shoestring, grab them around the legs. But then, you know, five years down the line could all be like, well, you can't tackle somebody low from behind. Because we've seen a bunch of leg injuries off that, it's ankle injuries.

Ball's a dangerous sport, but the hip drop tackle, okay, I understand. Horse collar, that is, it's almost like, every time somebody gets horse collared, you're like, that guy could be injured, yeah.

Um, there's really no safe way to tackle somebody from.

So yeah, strike zone, yeah. It's becoming harder and harder if we, if we ban this tackle, which I don't think they will.

Yeah, so um, but with Tyreek Hill's?

Yes, his wife gets football Guy of the Week this week, cause Tyreek Hill. His wife was like, Uh, you better get your ass back in that game, dog. And he was like, all right and went back in.

It's on, it's on, so.

And then he sits out for a few plays and he's like, Come on, body, we're doing this, and his body's like, Fine, yeah, also shout.

DeAndre Hopkins.

Yeah, the counting that as well, yeah, so two fumbles basically in the red zone.

And did you see the chest bump that he gave on the sidelines after the game? He tried to run someone over last night?

Uh, okay, my fault for raising my hand.

Backfired Yeah, that did back, we move on.

Beat the jets, beat the jets, must compete, must win, must win.

Ooh, okay, we've got a couple of must win, actually. I'm the bears are having a must win. We have a lot of must wins on this show this week.

Patriots.

No, no, only you patriots. Oh, that's right, the patriots are, but I listen, we have, we have most. I can root for a tanking cause. Shut the fuck up for a second, I've already. We have most of our bases.

I'll make the playoffs and win the Super Bowl. You said that was a possibility, you did, I said. Soupy season if we beat the Bills and the Eagles back to back.

Got it? Yeah, no, you said one of the two, one of the two, and we didn't newsflash. We lost both soupy. But we've got most of our bases covered in terms of big media, successful franchises.

On this podcast, we've got Chicago, we've got Philly, we've got New York, we've got some Miami. Um, we don't have a Patriots fan on this podcast. We got Dallas, we got Dallas huge.

So I think I have to just take up the mantle and say, you know, what do your pod? I like that? That's big of you. Let's go pats.

I'm a big lighthouse believer.

Yeah, you need to buy some gear, I need to see you in Cowboys gear for the entirety of January. I like, it's so funny too, cause awls are we have the best fans in the world, but them buying in just being like, Thank you Hank for repping our boys.

Like, finally, I think they're serious.

Do it right now. You might as well. The boys, how about them, boys, okay?

Other things, clean up. Patrick Mahomes, as predicted, talk to the media today. Or I think he was on a radio show and he was like, Yeah, I overreacted.

Holmes was like, Well, you know, there's kids watching at homes. And and I apologize for how I acted in the post game, especially with Josh, cause he did. The second it happened. You knew that he was going to look back on that and be like, that's not a good look for me to be complaining to Josh about a call, yeah, and also with the benefit of hindsight. Seeing that Cadareous Tony was the most offsides person in the history of football probably made him be like, Okay, yeah, maybe Cadareous should have checked with the refs at some point.

And he did, and and then there were.

And it's body armor water. Oh, wait, you have a spill, hold on, we have a give us something to wipe it up. Do I get a shirt?

Yeah, give us a shirt. Uh, yeah, he, I. People who say they lost respect for my homes or don't like him now are the lamest people in the world. Because you're basically telling on yourself that you didn't like my homes and you were just waiting for something to be like, Yeah, that's why I don't like him, right?

He it, it was a bad moment for him. He, he looks childish, but it's also a passionate game. It's guys after a game are always going to say, shit, that is different than two days later. So, and and I know, uh, there was some Kansas City fans that were saying that, uh, pft, we're not allowed in Kansas City anymore, we're banned.

Um, cause we're an anti-Chiefs podcast, which I don't. I think there's just a lot of people who, and I understand it, fandom is crazy. We're fanatics for a reason, we're literally psychos. Uh, they, they cherry pick whenever we say bad things and don't listen when we say good things.

So I think we should say a couple of good things about Kansas City.

The chiefs are always.

We were the first to do it, but yeah, I like Kansas City, we went there, George Brett showed us his barbecue place, it was awesome.

Yeah, I will, preferably Missouri, yeah, but I, yeah, the chiefs are really good chiefs are.

Yeah, things are falling apart at the top, the dolphins losing the Ravens and dolphins having to play each other, the Ravens having to play the 49ers. I wouldn't say.

And this is a poll for Kansas City chiefs, fans and K and people in Kansas and Missouri only asking if we're allowed to go to Kansas City ever again. Yeah, the guy was, it was kind of funny, he's like, you, you come here and you're like, it sounded like I had to check in with him. It's on site.

Yeah, like, Hey, is it?

If one of you in this room would die, but it meant that this room or that control the control room. Meaning that I would have Patrick Mahomes as my quarterback for the next 10 years. I've said I would give a random person, I would give them.

Yeah.

This is good, this is good, okay, our playoffs.

All right, I'll go, Ravens Bills.

Chiefs, I'll go Ravens, Chiefs, Bills.

Jaguars, browns, dolphins and Broncos. Okay, I'm going to go, that's my seven in order.

I'm going to do it. Texans, no Bengals, no the Tech.

I mean, C.J. Stroud, I'm going to do angles, yeah, Jake Browning, I forgot.

Jake, Jake Bengals, I'm going to Broncos, I'm going to do it.

Okay, dolphins, three seed, okay.

Jacksonville four, Okay, Cleveland five. Yup, Chalk City.

No, I had the chiefs with the one seed.

Uh, now you made me lose my train of thought. Six and seven, six and seven. uh, six. I'm going to go with the Denver Broncos, okay, and seven, I'm going to go with the Colts.

It's going to be niners, cowboys, what max, you guys all stop?

There we go, memes. He's getting the dang of it. Niners, cowboys.

Lions.

Bucks.

I don't even think that's possible. You'll have to lose.

I love it, I love it. If they have a Saturday playoff game, can I go? Yes, absolutely. Do you have someone you're going to go with?

Uh, then I'll go, yeah, lines three seed.

Four seed I'm gonna say the Falcons are going to do it okay, Falcons, four seed.

Um, Cowboys five, and then it's Vikings Packers or Rams, Vikings Packers. I'm going to go Ram six.

I'm going to put bills in over the colts, okay, and oh, by the way, you know how we're colts season ticket holders. Yeah, I did the like auto renew thing at the time and I couldn't figure out how to get the auto renew off.

I just bought a second season, that's why I did the game by game, because I couldn't figure out how to do it either. Yeah, so, um, I guess I'm just going to be giving.

It's a Saturday game. Oh, I want to, I want to get, uh, two, two people that look the most like Santa Claus. Okay, no costume, yeah.

Just give us bearded, white bearded guys, okay, yeah, PMTN turn up barstoolsports.com, yeah.

You can do, you can even just send us a picture of Santa Claus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

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Uh, I'm going to take the Raiders at home minus two and a half. love it. love it Raiders, minus for chicken.

I'm trying to get the people chicken. Yes, okay, so, uh, get excited, we'll.

I love this. Okay, before we get to hot seat, cool Trump. Shohei Otani, the deferred man So it came out is seven year or, sorry, 10 year. $700 million contract is being deferred at the price of $68 million a year is being deferred.

So he's getting paid $2 million for the next 10 years every year. And then once the contract is up, he's getting paid $68 million every year for the next 10 years. That is awesome, it's a it's an awesome deal.

If you can find a player that's willing to do this. And also, I'm pretty sure Otani, like he is going to do some sort of tax situation with this. When he's no longer playing for the Dodgers, and he doesn't, probably won't live in California, won't live in California anymore at that point. So he's deferring most of it until after almost all of it, until after he's done.

Also, the marketing that he's going to get in Los Angeles is going to make up for a lot of that money. So he's good. Otani is going to be just fine. Um, the Dodgers are secretly rooting for.

Oh my God, he just broke the bank. The next biggest one was Aaron Judge, nine years, three, 60, or, you know, Mike Trout, I think he did like 12 years, like three, 50 or 400 or something like that.

Uh, this is a 450 $60 million contract because of inflation and interest. Yeah, so he basically the I, I I bet you that he when he went around shopping because of the injury, he. Every single team that he talked to was probably in the 400 $500 million range. And he was like, Well, what if we just do deferment and we make it sound like it's a $700?

So it's 400, it's four, it's.

Shohei Otani was probably in the 400 ish range with no deferments, and maybe 500 with a few deferments. And then they're like, Hey, what if we do 700 million with all deferments? It was his idea to do this deferment. But it's sounds like he is like, he just broke the mold of baseball and all contracts. And you can say 700 million, that's insane. But that's not the value of the contract, the value of the contract.

What would it have been in Canadian dollars? I don't know. The only thing I know about Canadian dollars is when I look at the back of a book and it shows the two prices on there, and it's always Canada's. A little bit more he probably would've.

He just did that for MLB, where they can't cut him, there's no salary cap, but they can. They can essentially say, yeah, this the value of this contract is.

Yeah, and then okay, yeah, but we did a.

It was, it was. It was four images that were each like 500 words. Nobody read the entire thing. Was it like a mega notes app? Yeah, it was like a novel.

They they put out a novel, just basically saying, We signed Shohei Otani. I. I would. I would like to know if anybody out there actually read the entire thing. It was the, uh, the actual real life. I didn't read all that, but I'm sorry or congrats, bro.

I come back on the air by myself to talk about the rumors, uh, that Bill Belichick is going to leave the Patriots and the end of the season. Max is laughing at me. Right now, I'm sitting here alone. Uh, a report came out.

It's not official, it was not a team, you know, document or announcement, so as of right now, it's just a report. Tom Kern, who is not? He's not a fan fictionist, he's he's real news.

Good Reporter said that at the end of the year, the Patriots and Belichick are probably going to part ways. It happened after the Germany game. And then Big Cat was like, you need to get on the air and do two minutes. Like, I'm, I'm staying up, which I guess is good practice, cause I have to do 60 minutes coming up. But I'm just going to go with the fact that it's a report.

Uh, and it's not true. it might be fake news. I'm hoping it's fake. I'm in the denial stage right now. I don't want it to be true.

That would, you know, force a lot of emotions to come over me that I'm not ready to accept at this very moment. Uh, and I'm talking into a microphone by myself right now, I don't even know what I'm saying.

So that's that's my take, I don't I. It's tough because I wanted. I saw the tweets and stuff people were sending me, the tweet, Big cat PFT. Jake being like, Oh, look at this, look at this green light podcast. Who took down a tweet and then put it back up, saying it was a report, which was interesting, cause if it was official, you think they would just leave up the original tweet.

Hmm, um. Justin Trudell, from the Kirk Minahan Show tweeted that he had inside sources saying it was fake. So I'm just going with that. That was a tweet I like to see, and it was like, Yes, this is now.

We got Kirk Minahan show versus a Green light podcast going for going for the news break. But then I read the actual report. And and there was rumors before the Germany game that if they lost, he was going to be on his way out. So the fact that the report said it kind of happened after the German game made it seem like it made sense. Uh, which is again, I don't want to accept that reality. So I'm not going to this is this is my two minutes saying that we're just going to wait to see what happens.

Uh, sad day, bad day. I've never podcasted alone and I hope I never have to again.

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They're two and 21.

The Wizards are better than them in the standings, yeah.

The the, uh, the pit. The Spurs have 17 losses in a row, The Pistons have 20 losses in a row. And I'm pretty sure that the Wizards have won one game in the last. Uh, let's see eight. It's been a while, it's their, their, uh, their one. And 14 in their last 15, their one win the Detroit Pistons.

I love that. So it's like the worst three teams, it's insane, so those teams combined are like one in 55 or something crazy.

Oh.

Cause, remember, it also surprised the they got a great draft pick out of that. Remember the Bobcats one year won seven games? Yeah, that was crazy, but yeah, the Pistons, how do you? that's crazy?

20 in a row, 20 in a row, so I'm in the All-star break. 20 in a row is definitely like, if you get over 15 in a row, it's fire everyone. You can't do 20 in a row. No, you have to fire everyone.

I don't know, I don't know if you can legally fire everyone, but like, I'm saying, cut everyone, fire everyone, do everything 20 in a row, that's bad, real bad, uh, and then?

Yeah.

Um, you can pass. I guess my other cool throne, Paul Pierce, was keeping up the hate. I respect it. He was on him and KG Show and he said LeBron's not top five in the N.BA. Love that.

And KG flipped out, but Paul Pierce was a good point. Like, LeBron is LeBron, but he's old, he's old, he's old. But I just respect, you know, I respect haters.

It encourages me to keep my hate up because Paul Pierce is still keeping his yeah, yeah, he's, he's he, it's.

And you're like, See, I can see myself in that. Yeah, like, yeah.

And they scored no touchdowns. No. Hey, he's never been fired, Hank, that's fake news. it's an inside joke. Billy was never fired.

Um, but yeah, I've told Billy if he comes back and he cannot call himself Billy football and go scoreless.

And I was like, Billy, that makes no sense, like, Yeah, it's for content. He's like, I don't care, I want to, I want to, I want to get this team to victory. And so he's going back and he's, I mean, he's got.

He got passionate. I like, passionate Billy, me too. Yeah, say what you want about Billy. Uh, when he's not passionate, but when he actually cares about something, he's usually pretty good at it.

And he, he deeply, deeply cares about this one. So the part of my cheesesteak bowl. Round two is going to happen. This is an away game, this is in Kenya at elevation. Uh, we've provided them. We actually put some money together, sit a bunch of equipment over for the Uganda football team.

So they got new footballs, they got all this equipment, pads, whistles, you name it. Billy is like a like a pack mule that we've sent over to Africa. We're growing the game and yeah, Billy will be fired if they don't score a touchdown.

That's. It's not even that they don't score. Like if they come back and they lose 40 to three, Billy's fired, they have to get a touchdown. Did you guys give him bribe money? yeah.

So that's the other funny thing is, Billy put together a little budget.

I was, I was like.

Extra baggage fee maybe, and then at the very bottom it goes. Hopefully I don't have to pay any bribes this time, but bribe and budget and cash. 500. Nice, yeah, so Billy's just going.

It was rainy. Billy was injured last time. He just better get a touchdown. Yeah, okay.

Your cool throne, uh, my cool throne, is traffic, so Chicago just decided that we don't need traffic anymore. Well, yeah, the construction, yeah.

So there's been construction ever since. We've moved to Chicago on the main highways and it's been a pain in the ass to drive around. As it is in most cities, trying to get around, especially at rush hour. Uh, like, two days ago, Chicago just said, you know what, let's just not do the construction and we won't have traffic anymore. And when I drove to work yesterday, it was awesome, yeah, it was so fast.

It was I felt like I was living large, like luxury. They just said, phase one, complete, yeah, so like, Oh okay, now there's just phase two, though.

We shouldn't do phase two, phase two is coming, you know, it is, because phase one, it's done, and now there's no traffic anymore. We just decided, I don't know what they were building, yeah.

Well, they were just there, I.

There's no traffic anymore, there's something.

I did it again, where I saw a guy Fieri, NFL flavor town collab, and so I got the boys food related. I dropped like 500 on a on Fanatics the other day. And I was like, Okay, you know who would like this awesome shirt of a giant ass bear eating a deep dish pizza? My friend Big cat? You know who liked this lobster shirt? My friend Hank?

And so now we got some, uh, some guy Fieri NFL club, so if you want to sit if they, if the guy that does, the club wants to send me $20,000 worth of medium sized commander's gear with Guy Fieri influence on it. I'm open to hearing about that, but yeah, boys are gonna be decked out this weekend.

Yes, uh, all right, my hot seat is Al Michaels. He has been blindsided, he's not calling the NBC Uh playoff game this year.

Really, yeah, was that his choice? No, no eagle next up, yeah.

So they they, I think the the people at NBC were like, we hear Al might be not not, maybe not vintage Al. And so yeah, I think he got kind of blindsided, I don't like.

Um, and then my cool throne is Georgia fans, so Georgia fans. They are, uh, not in the playoff, but they're in a fight right now for a five-star quarterback, Dylan Rayola. And, uh, there's a there's word on the street that he might be going to take a visit in Nebraska. And, uh, we had this from a comment section in UH, on a uh, Georgia Bulldogs, uh site, it says. Does anyone here work at Hartsfield Jackson Airport?

It's being reported that Rayola will visit Nebraska on Friday. I assume that it'll take the two 21 Delta flight, which is also the last flight of the day, to the state. Therefore, if this flight gets canceled, he likely won't be able to make the trip. And we'll stay committed to Uga. Obviously, messing with commercial flights is a slippery slope, so I'm not suggesting that anybody does anything illegal. But does anyone here work for Delta?

If some loyal UGA pilots or flight attendants, uh, call in sick at the last minute, the flight could be canceled. And we could keep Rayola. Maybe someone working could hold the flight up for maintenance issues. At the very least, he could lose his check bags. So you'd have to experience in the Nebraska winter without a jacket. I'm just spitballing ideas, but if anyone has anything else, those would also be appreciated.

The phrase obviously messing with.

Slippery slopes, doing a lot of work. Yeah, and that phrase, I'll put it that way, yes, yes.

Um, okay, your hot seat.

Yes, so that's Saturday night. great Saturday triple header, by the way. Yes, all teams above 500..

Uh, my cool throne is hanging the banner, cause that's exactly what the Lakers will be doing for the in-season tournament championship. They're hanging a banner. Oh no, so I love it.

There's champion.

A.

Yeah, that would also be great.

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Uh, the Greek freak, the Greek freak. He has a new Netflix special out right now, you gotta go watch it. It's called Fat Rascal. Um, let's start there.

Well, I look good. Thanks man. Yeah, I do appreciate that, but this thing fat is not a bad word, you know what I mean?

I'm trying to take it back. It's you could be fat, you could be a beautiful motherfucker, you get your titties sucked, you could be fat.

People like that, you're in Chicago now, this if there's a city that respects a fat person, yeah, big, big people. I love walking, I'm respected in this.

Yeah, that is.

Like, if you imagine if you brought home a skinny man, if you were a woman who had to meet your fat father. And you bring home. Like some Brooklyn fucking pussy with it's like, you know, 90 pounds, it's like they would be pissed off Skinny man here is like, how's he going to provide for you? He can't even provide for himself, to be honest, I wanted to call the special fat little slut, but they said, no, like, Hey man, if you google that, your special's not coming up.

You call yourself a rascal.

It's a good thing to have. It's like, never lose your inner rascal. totally. This is like, this is truly like the little rascals. I know you have to legally probably employ what?

Four women, but this is the like he man woman haters club, you know what I?

Yeah, I can't get into.

I was like.

I was like, Oh, sick. I'm going to help my brother with a gym. He's going to be my slave. You have to work me out whenever, and he's like, No, I have to run my gym.

Yeah, sorry, bad cocksucker, good luck out there. I was like, Fuck dude, I help you buy these fucking equipment, I'm all you throw me to the fucking wolves to get fatter for a year.

And that's what he did. But we're going to get back to, I'm going back to Baltimore.

Like, really thick rubber bands, I have to stretch those out a little bit, you got to.

Like, one lift my fucking my whole body, so I've I've been going through that the last.

And then you just never take them out of.

I'm hurting my feet, walking, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I literally need an elliptical where my feet are locked in place. But I'm going to look for, look for a water treadmill, that's not a bad.

There you go, it's like a board that women used to.

It's here.

One like this, hanging out for hours, I read your profile.

We wanted to get him in a trench coat. Yeah, hell yeah, dude, I love it my boy.

Yeah, I, I look like I own the land that this building was built on. You know what I mean? I'm not, I'm above the landlord, I just come in here.

I'm like, very good, how's everything, boys? You like the electricity I have here for you? Very much, too many lamps turn off, too much electricity you spend. When can I meet? When can I meet sports guys?

Where is Michael Jordan? I hear you guys do sports interviews.

That's who I look like.

We're not asking any questions. Now. It turns out I'm not in the mafia. I'm just so fat, I don't want to wear clothes that buckle, but still, I protect that air. You're right.

The.

I'm the president's bookie.

You're just Hunter Biden's best friend. Hunter Biden doesn't have a friend that looks like me.

He's got to know Hunter, Yeah, that's probably Hunter's pussy connect. That's the guy who brings him horny, that's the guy who dropped off the laptop.

Yeah, well, I was like, Yeah, let me see my nephew. You could take a look at your laptop.

Like, No dude, let's fucking smoke, crack, get our dick sucked. That if, if, look, if I can't have universal healthcare, at least the people robbing me are having a good time and just think about it this.

Totally, and he's the president's son, and he's not, he's not on a secret pedophile.

The numbers?

I can show you my world when Joe's over, dude, when Joe's dead.

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That's that transition. I mean, is that like a no brainer? Or were you actually thinking like, well, YouTube was kind of sick because people could just watch it and you know, it got to a lot of people?

Tons of people find me from YouTube and so I thought about it for sure. But it just came down to, like, Netflix is the biggest streaming platform. Like, we forget about that because we made our shit on the internet. And we're like, it's just. But it's like there's so many other people to reach, where it's like just some random regular motherfuckers that are watching suits.

You know what I mean, like, Yeah, they're not on YouTube? They're not like clicking off of like, they're not going from. like, Was Jesus black? You know what I mean? Like? They're not going to like, you know, they're not going to like conspiracy YouTube over to like.

Stand up, you know, they're just like watching, you know, they're sad. The office is gone from Netflix and they need something you to watch. And it's like, let's fucking, let's expose myself to them, you know what I mean?

Hopefully, a lot, I hope I'm being-.

That's kind of a Netflix special, you know what I mean, like, imagine if, like, and you guys got were fucked for being too like? I think it was too early, cause I think, if if I tried to make a mainstream thing back then, like, yeah, like that was canceled season, dude.

I feel like now people are kind of over it, you know what I mean? Like, if you guys wanted within a heartbeat, you could have a fucking legacy TV show, but you realize, like, fuck it, we'll make it ourselves.

Who gives a fuck? We're in a hilarious studio. I don't have the fucking barstool resources, you know? So it's cool to be with Netflix where they have, you know, they've put out some of the best specials in the last 10 years. Or, you know, and like the the the modern iteration of standup, that's pretty much the major one.

Like, so it was just a cool thing to do. They were great to work with. I was shocked, like I was worried.

They'd be like, censoring shit, they didn't give up, they were cool dude. Except for the fat little slut, except for not being able to call a fat slut, that little slut. Which, you know, I've tried to call two specials in a row and I.

It's like, Fuck, if there's some some expense in the village, I got a spring for it. You know what I mean, like, I gotta, fucking, I gotta, uh, but yeah, that's another thing. It's like, people just do, like, you know, people were just like, holy shit.

It to them, it felt like it feels real. Where it's like, you know, I've been out here for whatever, however long since I was 19, whatever, it's just been going good the last couple of years. But yeah, there is something perception-wise, where it's just like, you get on Netflix, you get on this like mainstream thing. And people are just like, Oh yeah, I guess, I guess you're a real comedian. Yeah, yeah, have you thought about maybe Yannis?

Wait, have people tried to cancel you at any point?