The Post Malone Experience [VIDEO]

Hi daddy gang, I am currently in Boston okay and I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert. And I figured I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me.

Hi everybody, come take a seat. Yes, ma'am. thank you so much.

I'm going to give you a little hug before, just because you know, good vibes, how are you doing?

I'm amazing.

I guess I should say, post Malone, welcome to call her daddy.

Well, thank you for having me.

I am so happy to be here, it's very exciting for me. I've always wanted to meet you. Yes, Ma'am, you have a fabulous vibe.

Thank you very much.

We are currently in your dressing room backstage. you're going to perform tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a little outside of Boston.

Yes, Ma'am.

Do you have any like connection to Boston? Do you have friends in Boston?

I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very like loose term, I suppose.

Oh yeah, are you friends with Tom Brady? Is that what you're saying?

No, no, just Patriot fans. He's a very sweet guy, but a lot of people on the team are, for some reason, new England Patriot fans.

Oh, I love that.

It's all right, I guess, I don't know.

You don't like the pats.

No ma'am.

No, ma'am so respectful. No ma'am. I fucking hate them, Ma'am. I actually went to college in Boston, I haven't been back since graduation, so it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me.

Cool, I did shit my pants today. Oh, you did. I wanted to say also thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming.

I'm here drinking and relaxing, it's good, it's good vibes. So as I was getting ready for this interview, I was like, Okay, I know you typically go by post, but you have a new album out called Austin, which is your first name. Yes, Ma'am.

My football coaches used to call me Posty, and that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner.

I'm not going to lie, it took me like two seconds to register the joke and now I get it, and so now I'm going to laugh after.

The thing is, there's no joke really. Comedy was different.

No, no, no, it's great comedy. I appreciate you. No, that's interesting because I was talking to someone that's on your team and he was like, Yeah, sometimes I'll call him Austin. When we're more private, yes, ma'am.

Oh, you talk to people from the team.

Oh, I've been like, interviewing everyone about you. I'm getting all the t-posts, I'm getting all the vibe, that's terrible. So do you think, like, is Austin and Post Malone the same person, or is Post kind of like an alter ego?

I think it's weird to think about. I think it's everything is me, you know, everything is me. My name's Austin. everyone calls me Austin.

That we need to clarify. So when I was researching, I was like, hold on. Your actual last name is Post, which I don't think everyone knows, so it's Austin Post. So you put post as the first. And you're saying you put into a random generator and you got Malone.

Yes, ma'am, it just gave me the name and I said, You know what? That does sound cool, and so I did it. I want to name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it has two words, so it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa.

It's pretty unique.

Yes, Ma'am.

So you're on tour, obviously, that's where we are right now. How is tour going for you?

It is Amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band, so I'm having so much fun, I'm so excited. And for the longest time, it would just be me on stage, running around.

You're like, I can blame it on everyone else. It's not my fucking fault. I fall on my face. You're like, my fucking guitar has tripped me.

What the hell happened? What's this guitar for doing here?

So what inspired you to name the tour? If y'all weren't here, I'd be crying.

It's true for the most part. No, not really not anymore.

I love that we're the same age, so am I old?

No, ma'am I feel like 28..

We're like, just getting to our prime. No, you're tired.

I'm super tired and going on tour now, my knees click.

We can get you a little brace.

There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love. I wanted to go stone cold. Steve Austin double leg braces. Because it's so sick looking, and I wear jorts every show, so it's like, perfect.

The jorts stop, and then the knee brace begins.

And then the knee brace begins, and you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that, like, WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.

I feel like you're the only person that could pull off jorts and knee pads, or like knee brace vibe.

If I did knee pads, that would be badass. And I want to like. Because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass. And I play in my garage and like, stab myself with a knife on accident, yeah, and then I'll have to, like, wrap my hand and I'm like.

Oh, so cool, I love it, okay, so I hope next time I see you, you're going to be wearing that shit.

Yes, Ma'am, that didn't answer your question at all. By the way, it's okay.

I don't care if we swerve, like, who gives a shit? We're here to have a good time. Okay, yes, ma'am.

Yes, Ma'am. So there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell rider, I don't know if it's rider or writer, and I think that's kind of like where the two schools, like, disagree.

Mm-hmm, so list us yours, come on.

The thing about my rider is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like. Oh, it's not that I don't like. But for the longest time, we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine.

Tastes like medicine.

I want to switch it up, but for now we have red cups. I got to look over there, we have emergency.

Why don't you just read What do you like?

What do you like?

What do you wish was in here?

I prefer on my rider like a stack of, like, a million dollars cash. Mm-hmm. Yeah, would be very bitchin'.

They don't give a shit about you. I guess that's what I heard, old man, vibes like, it's over, like, you're like, I got to go home.

His knees click, We don't fucking care.

You're like, as long as I'm sick.

Just eat the fucking haribo gummy bears.

High maintenance or low maintenance?

I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

Do you think if I asked your team, they would agree?

Ah, yes, yes, I think so. I don't know, because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer.

That's it.

That's all I need. I think, wow, and then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls, okay?

Yeah.

And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups, but I've had enough.

You take your beer pong very seriously.

And I've gotten worse, I should be so good.

Yeah, I was talking to Bobby and he was like, You know, he's so fucking good, you're bad now.

Yeah, I'm bad now.

I feel like that's also a facade.

I'm so bad now.

No, you're saying that and then we're going to go in there and you're going to be playing and you're going to be better than everyone. I'm terrible.

We are good, we are good, we are good, we are bad.

Are you superstitious before you go on stage? Like, is there anything specific you have to do? Where you're like, Holy fuck, my day is ruined.

Well, answering the emails is very important.

It's fine. Yeah, okay, okay.

Well, in Boston, Noah Kahn came out and we were talking about inventing.

Yeah, it's going to go.

Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes.

Does that happen to you often?

No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me. Okay, but if it does happen, that's a nightmare.

Well, one could assume that you would, since you were like.

Well, then there's the whole thing, because then think of what I could do with that two hours. MM Okay, sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there, sometimes I'll. I mean, all the best lyrics are written on the shitter 100%.

Yeah, can we clarify for a minute? Sure. So what I've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet.

Yes, and those kind of work perfectly.

Well, that's what I was going to say, let's talk about it. Are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom? Like, are these two things together, or are they kind of like separate ventures?

They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of. I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. Off the shrooms and just beer. It's because it'll be like beer, like whenever I was a kid, too, it'd be like beer and shrooms. For like, four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, Guys, I'm gonna die right now.

You're just shitting your brains out.

Yeah, it's terrible.

Skinny legend, you're like, it's all just comedy.

I lost like 10 pounds from this one trip once. Wow, no. But it's crazy because at one point it just knocks on fucking hell's gate and you're like, Okay, we need to open the floodgates now.

Or else, we need to take care of this.

This is a problem.

You keep talking about doing emails like, do you not have someone to do your emails for you?

Answering emails is just code for shitting.

Okay, do you know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking a shit?

Sometimes I'll answer some emails I do on tour. It's hard to like, bring gaming consoles and stuff, and I'm a pretty huge pro gamer. So I do a lot of online shopping and everybody thinks every order I place is fake.

But you're like, really shopping in there while you're shitting?

It's me, and then they call me, or.

You put your name on the order.

I have to. No, you don't. Yeah, I do, and I'm like, Hey, we've had a lot of fraud and we want to say. They even call me about my billing address not matching up with, like my home address and stuff, and I talk little. Do they know?

Are you often taking selfies while you're shitting?

No, but if I do.

Who would you send a selfie to while you were taking a shit?

I don't.

Yeah, it gives you like a little extra hair on your chest. You're like, I'm feeling myself taking a shit.

Well, this is just like, this is kind of what boys do. This is like what we do. We send each other shitty selfies.

Yeah, I like that for you.

And then Dre will Facetime, my manager will Facetime me or something, and I'll be like, Hey, you know what? hey, what's going on? And he can definitely, you can definitely tell on Facetime.

It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people because you never know where an interview is going to go. And like, what I love about call her daddy is like, usually it has one vibe, but today it's like, today we're talking about shit, yes, ma'am, but it's comedy.

You can say this interview really went in the can.

It went in the can. Okay, I want to take a step back. Before you were post Malone, you were just Austin. What were you like as a kid?

Um.

I don't know, yeah.

Weird, a little weirdo.

When you say you're a little weirdo back then, is there like a memory or something like a story that comes to mind? That you can help us, like, kind of describe you as a younger kid?

That's a hard question. I remember I grew my hair long, I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find, and Crew was the shit. It was like the crews and the purple fallen shoes with the fat laces.

It's okay, I got you, I'm here.

Thank you very much. Yeah, of course, but yeah, we would just go run around and play games and I don't know if there's a specific memory.

But.

I don't know, I was just me. Yeah, that's the whole thing, you know, I moved when I was nine and then, like, Um....

You had to cut it off because there was so much gum in your hair. No, no.

There's way too much gum in my hair. This is becoming a problem, but I was safer. I was safer because the gum would harden. So if, like, I fell off the skateboard or something....

Like, after class, Post would have so much gum in his hair because the entire class would throw gum. And if you fell, it was more of like a little rebound thing, like you were chill.

I was not thrown gum every day.

Okay, just occasionally, just occasionally. Oh, there's that fucker.

Let's hit him with the gum. What is that? Trident layers? That's good shit that'll get stuck, super good.

So you wore skinny jeans. Do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied?

I think it was always because I was.

Yeah, I could see that like the kids would be like.

My dad's cool guys.

What the fuck? Yeah? And they're like, Well, we're in fucking middle school and high school, bitch, so like, literally get it together.

I remember for one year, my school tried out a uniform and I was already Gucci. I was like, Oh, I didn't even have to change shit.

Like, this is great, this is my. I wake up and put this shit on on a Saturday, motherfucker. It was like, This is me.

This is my.

Dude, it's so fucked. how mean kids are at that age. Kids are mean. Yeah, like, I also got bullied and I've talked about it on my show, but I'm like, people were so fucking mean. And that like, sticks with you. And I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like people know in the industry. And just your fans like you are now known for having like, the sweetest, kindest heart.

Well, yeah, I always think about that too, and I know I think like it keeps me up. Some nights. It'll be like, say, I was at dinner or something. And I'm like, in the middle of taking a bite. And someone will say, Hey, can I have a picture with you? and I'll be like.

Yeah.

And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat too, you know, but.

Yeah, of course.

And I always think, and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation and that kind of drives me nuts. Because I know how it feels to meet someone, and especially, I guess, someone that you either know from music, or that you really like their music or whatever. And I know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and I never. That's kind of like, what drove me? I guess I don't want anybody. It only takes one second out of your day to be nice.

Totally yes, Ma'am. Do you have any advice for anyone that is like, Damn fuck post? I relate to you of like, feeling like an outsider, or feeling like, maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied, like, Do you have any advice?

Well, I don't know about wisdom.

For example, you're pretty fucking cool.

Thank you very much.

Look, no gum anymore, no gum. shorter hair, shorter hair. you're looking great.

Thank you very much.

Okay, I'm going to ask you some rapid fire questions. I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this. Okay, okay, here we go. Who is your best friend in the industry?

Oh, shit.

Lewis Bell.

You have to get rid of one tat which are you removing?

For my mommy, something on my face, that's fair. Hi mom, hi mom, she's here tonight.

Oh, I need to meet her, you're like, no.

You can hang out with her as long as you want, okay?

What is something you used to be embarrassed about, but you don't give a shit about anymore?

My nipples, I have poofy nipples.

Poofy, that sounds cute.

It's not cute.

Oh, okay, it's not cute, it's not fucking cute, bitch. They're tough.

They're tough.

Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were puffy?

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff, I don't get why, I don't understand this.

Just a little puff, daddy.

I'm puff daddy. Okay, that's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples?

One thing in common puffy nipples bitch.

He's just way richer than me. Stop, stop.

Okay, puffy nipples, that's a great answer that I didn't anticipate. This episode is going to be post Malone featuring puffy nipples. This is good, great rap.

Not all the way.

Huh, like a little finger bang, or like, you couldn't come?

Oh no, definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

This is call her daddy. We talk a lot about sex here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely bust, but no like coitus. okay, not full coitus.

That's good.

And here's the whole deal, and I'll tell you why. But I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like, move around at all. That's when the turbulence starts, because I'll see somebody get up. And I know they have the poop walk, so I can tell they're going to be back there. And I'm like, get back in your seat. It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault.

I agree with you, and I understand that. Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

I have never shit on an airplane.

I have never either, and you know what, I know, it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit. I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane. And you're just like, like, clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

I'm not going to lie, I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times, and I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they were like, that's not like a natural smell, so it's got to be like jet fuel burning or something, it's, but it's not.

I have never shit on an airplane either, and I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there. You know what I mean, but would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

Well, you know, I feel like for a well, look, who we have here. If it isn't jet fuel shitter on the airplane making everybody think it's going down, no. I mean, I feel like during Covid, even then we might not even have that problem. So I'd let them rip all the fucking time.

Your little stinkers weren't getting through.

It's almost like the motherfuckers that were wearing.

The ones that weren't that thick. It's like, Well, shame on you, you deserve the farts.

Well, usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the twisting filters. So they're like, really, and I'll just say, Hey guys, this is just in case, and then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it, they're like, thank you.

I appreciate the strategy you put into letting it go. Okay, what is your most toxic trait?

I have a bunch of those.

Share with the class.

Drinking, drinking.

Jealousy as in relationships.

Yes, ma'am, you know.

The fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like.

What are you doing?

You're giving a little jealous vibes.

I am right now. No, no, oh, okay.

Just like.

I was asking, Yeah, I can tell you're so jealous. I think everybody's going to be jealous after watching this. Because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

Exactly, you're just letting it rip.

Well, I guess that's, that's.

A good way to look at it.

I guess that's a that's a way to look at it.

She wouldn't say it.

Well, that's a good way to look at it. I never, you know, necessarily want to be mean. But I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and like, how insecure I am. So that's, yeah, I don't know nothing like absolutely wild, but it's just like, you know?

And you're drinking, are you working on it? or you're like, cool with it, you just are aware.

I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad, now I drink, um.

That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like you're busting out dance moves. And it's like you're just like in your own world. Up there, I don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there.

Oh, well, that's, you know, that's definitely, most definitely. It's, uh, you think these dance moves are just these?

Yeah, you're like, I'm actually just hammered, and that's how I feel comfortable to bust a move in my jorts.

That's exactly what it is with my knee braces.

Exactly, please put those on before the show tonight. What is a purchase you blew too much money on and regret?

Regret mm-hmm. oh.

Or you blew too much money on and you're aware, but you don't give a fuck.

I bought the Lord of the Rings Magic Card.

Oh, do you want to tell me how much that was?

It was two million dollars.

You don't regret it because I'm like, No, I definitely.

Don't regret it. Oh, where is it now? It is, well, I guess right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it?

Oh, yes.

Can't wait, we'll do it off camera.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, two million dollars on a fucking card. Yes, ma'am. Wow, so you really like?

I'm down with Frodo, I think he's cool, he's a flawed character, but we all are.

Oh.

Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he's walking around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet. And I'm like, that's fucking cool.

Yeah, I appreciate you clarifying, because I think on this show people would think you were like, Oh, I jerk off to Frodo's feet. That's the vibe this show would give, so it's good you clarified it.

Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

Okay, two million dollars for a fucking card. Damn, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Ah, fuck.

You can be honest.

What counts?

Putting your dick in something in the coochie.

In something.

Well, I didn't know.

Oh, okay, a butt or a v?

A butt.

Well, first, whoa, alright, alright, ah fuck, no, no, no.

Do you like women specifically? Yes, ma'am okay. So a V, then a vagina.

I thought he was like, he was like, Oh, first time for anal, and I'm like, whoa fuck.

Oh, we can go there, too. When's the first time?

You did anal and the first time.

You did v. Let's go here we go post.

Woo let her rip, Oh, fuck. September 08 No, that's from the other guys.

17.

No, no, fuck. Oh, not until a couple years later.

What was the experience like?

For me, very cool.

Did she shit on your dick or no, you were okay?

No ma'am.

No ma'am.

No ma'am.

No, ma'am okay, we're moving on.

It sounds like you think.

She was, though.

No, but I can never, I can never, like, speak on behalf of you. We talk and be like, Yeah, everything's great, yeah, but then like, I don't know, like, is this normal? yeah.

Totally, totally, you have a lady.

No, and you understood?

Oh, got it, got it, got it. yes, yes.

I can only speak on my behalf.

No, this is good.

I was gung-ho, though, you're like.

I was having a great fucking time anyways. What is your biggest fear?

I hate airplanes, but that's not a biggest fear. What? That's a cop-out, but I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear.

You're working on it.

Yes, Ma'am.

What's the most awkward interaction you've had with another celebrity?

I don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's one gentleman I know who doesn't drink. And I saw him after a couple years. And I was roasted. And I was like, Hey man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink, and I'm like, Oh, fuck, dude, I'm so sorry, that's a bad feeling for me.

I get it, I get it. You're like, why did I just say that? But like, I'm sure they get that all the time, so that's okay, but I get what you're. It's in a moment, you're like, Fuck me.

Yes, yeah, I'll be like, I'm such a dick. Yeah, that's like, Then that shit keeps you up, yes.

I got it, why'd I do that? I'm so sorry dude. Oh, you're a nice guy, though, you like you can affect people.

I everyone can. That's a deep that's like, you just be nice, don't be a dickhead.

Just be nice, don't be a dickhead. Yes, let's put that on a t-shirt, okay?

I guess Frodo. Now we have to go on like theme here.

You got to keep it consistent.

It has to be either Frodo or Sauron.

Oh.

That'd be so badass.

Like, it couldn't be more dry. You're literally disgusting me right now, What is happening? You're freaking me out.

You're on stilts, post coming in, then she'll show me Sauron's eye.

Coochie, that's like the nickname there for the Coochie got it, and she just spread herself like, I guess this is girl play.

Jesus fucking Christ. But then we don't even have sex. I just like, practice my mace moves.

Watch this. I'm kind of picturing. This is good, too, because it's giving, like, a full idea of, like, what your sex is like. Do you know what I mean like?

Do you cry on stage? No one saw me yesterday. I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

Well, if you were to cry recently, what would you be crying over?

I actually, I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long and you kind of lose, like, it's sad, but you kind of like, scoop. Super calloused to shit. I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit, and now I'm just like, Hey man, well, you haven't met me?

So they're happy tears. Pose Yeah, happy tears. that's great, that's great. Well, this is a quick little transition.

Frodo Feet Legolas Wig, Sauron Mace kills Captain Price in the Prom cruise missile five kill streak.

And pictures of you on porn have like, Hmm, what's today's selection? This is interesting, you're kind of like, down for whatever.

Crack some wine, open up like a nice bottle and just candles and put. Lord of the Rings It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole like crank sesh, so I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.

And is that how long you would last during sex? No, How drunk am I? what if you're sober? 30 seconds?

That's when the machine turns on, that's when it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how I'd be like, I don't know.

What's your favorite sex position? Missionary, of course.

I met, I met a guy the other day and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, Oh, sick, please don't tell her that we got you.

We got you. What would a post Malone wedding look like? Bitchin?

Yeah, absolutely.

I fucking love her for that, yeah, she's like, be fucking sober, she's a beast.

Yeah, she was right. I mean, you know, I knew, I knew, you did. I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

How did you know, like, what is something about her? Because I know you keep your relationship private, like, what's something that you knew you were in love with this person?

I could tell, which is really cool, I could tell her heart is so massive and I've always wanted kids and like, a big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama and she's like, number one mom in the fucking universe.

Are any of your songs about her? They're not out yet? Is it going to be on the album? No, ma'am, so you've written some, but no one's heard them.

Because that's, I don't know, that's a scary. I feel like. I don't know a lot of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy. I know it's terrible.

If I was her, I would force you to sit down and, like, play it.

We do have a guitar. Would you play it? all? right? I'll play it. It's like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

Okay, so, but you've written songs about her, but you just don't release them right now. Yes, ma'am. Okay so you're now a dad? Yes, ma'am, which is so exciting.

At the time of this interview, 14 months, 14, 15 months.

Congratulations, thank you very much. What is Papa post like?

Cool, very cool, very handsome.

What do you think is your best dad skill?

Having money? Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think as of right now, it's good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have.

You're like, Here's my Ms. God bless you all.

I think the baby knows the code that'll be our first word is my credit card number.

Dude, dude, that's so good, you're bringing the dough, you know, you're self-aware. Post, okay?

Hey, look, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

I'm so happy for you.

I'll pay all the money in the world.

It's amazing.

Well, my dad said, you can't make everyone happy, which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that because I try to be and being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But you know, if there's you ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you'll understand. And just kind of be patient with the situation. Yeah, and kind of hypocritical at some times, but I guess that's just be yourself and you can't make everyone happy.

No, you're fine, I agree with everything you're saying and I think it's a good approach to life. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you?

Small nipples.

You're like, puff, daddy.

I'm puffy nips.

Okay.

I'm not on drugs.

Okay, it's good to clarify. No, maybe you don't even have to.

Well, that's you shouldn't have to. I just spoke to somebody about this and it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like, I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because, like, you know, especially with the baby. And I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do. Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby, like, just right out of the coochie, here she is.

Trust me, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Like, let the kid decide.

Yeah, well, that's the whole deal, and so like, I try to maintain that whole deal. But people can see me on stage and they might take my dance moves. People are like, Hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I'm not on meth.

Yeah.

Unless it's in pedialyte, is it in macaroni and cheese?

Yeah, a little, maybe.

Because I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

Yeah, but does that get annoying, though, that like, how do you decide when you're like, Hey, I'm not on fucking drugs?

Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything, yeah, but I can tell that there is genuine care.

Yeah.

And it's not everybody is not just the guy that's like, Okay, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know? And I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fan base and it's super cool.

It is interesting, though, when you say that post, because in the same interview you're saying, I've never been happier and people think you're on meth.

Yes, Ma'am.

So this is kind of nice.

It's kind of a fine line.

Yeah, it's kind of interesting. You're like, I have never been happier, and everyone's like, but you're on meth. Yeah, you're like, you can think that.

Well, and they can think at the end of the day, they're going to think whatever they want. Even after I was like, Hey guys, I'm not on drugs, people are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say, Okay, whatever.

We love it your new album, Austin. By the time this comes out, it will be out. What is the story behind the album?

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour. We were like, Hey, I want to do like an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week.

We know you're fine. Wait, you did eight songs in seven days.

Yes, Ma'am.

Is that normal?

Sometimes, sometimes it is. They're not good, for the most part, whenever we do that.

Ben.

Yeah, Ben Ben is usually grabbing the beers.

But it's bobby.

But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

Hi Bobby, Hi.

Hi Bobby, you want to come in on camera time? Yeah, Bobby. When was your first anal?

Let's talk about your sandwiches.

Thank you so much. Yeah, guys. Check out Bobby's or Bobo's if you're ever in, if you're ever in Jersey.

Jersey Okay, so eight songs, seven days.

Yes, Ma'am.

And you said, Usually that turns out bad, but.

Well, yeah, because you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there. But it was so much fun and we had so much fun. And it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar. And then we were like, Oh, fuck it.

How do you want your fans to feel about this album?

I just hope they don't think it sucks.

That you wrote on the toilet.

Yes, Ma'am.

Yeah, it's a very intimate moment for you to write it on the toilet, you and yourself, and then to put it out there.

Well, I actually had them bring a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar, just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, yeah, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

But you wanted it to be genuine? Yes, ma'am, this is me in my raw form of how I actually do it.