Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 3 Episode 2

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Summer S'mores With Conan and the Chill Chums a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonam Mufsesian and Matt Gorley. Let's get started.

Welcome to episode two of Summer S'mores with Conan and The Chill Chums Outdoors edition.

Now, as I recall, and I don't recall a lot last year, we met in your backyard. Is that right? Matt? That's right, wonderful. We had a wonderful time. I think Sona was a little over-served, if I recall, okay?

That's very true, and you know what, I think it's gonna be the same thing this time.

What was the cocktail last year? It was spectacular.

It was called the Chilled Chum.

Okay, and it was made of chilled bits of fish that are used to attract sharks.

I believe you said. It looked like little mouse hearts.

Yeah, pulverized mouse hearts, No. It was actually amazing, it was great, it was fantastic, I'm being perfectly honest with you.

This is called the ginger menace. Okay, and these are little conan heads.

Oh, look at that, it's got the either that's a pompadour or a tumor.

Well, it can be both.

Okay, beautiful looking, great presentation, Matt.

Thank you, yeah, that's really nice.

This is bootleg cuban rum, aperol and ginger beer with a little bit of fresh ginger and lemon. And there's also just cause I know you like dazzling drinks. There's some edible glitter in here.

Oh, that's fantastic, that's, I mean, I'm like Hemingway only. I demand glitter in my drinks, but in every other way. Thank you for making this. Yeah, my pleasure. cheers.

Is there some shit on the Ice Cube?

Yeah, that's a little cowboy.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Isn't that stupid?

It's not stupid at all.

I love it, I love this promotion for Yellowstone in my drink. What is okay? Here we go. Here's my first sip.

Oh, that's nice.

You know what, Matt, you know, I'm not a fan, so this, I mean, this was all honesty and sincerity. You make an amazing cocktail. Oh, thank you, this is really good.

I knew you liked rum.

I love rum.

Yeah, and this is communist rum, so you know, it's good.

I love Communist rum. yeah, I love it's the people's rum. yeah, it's the rum we've brought down the pigs and-.

You can't drink it.

What is your problem? Look, what I did, I took out mine.

I know, but you put it in.

You put it in your drink and I'm still.

I'm going to drink this drink.

Sona, it's not your fault. It's a little top heavy.

As am I, yeah, hmm, okay, this is fantastic.

What makes you a pirate?

The rum part, Okay, I like to drink me rum, okay, and then I like to fall asleep listening to my own podcast.

Hey, take it easy. Yeah, sona, relax.

Sorry, it was gray up until like yesterday.

Okay, can you let me just set the scene?

I'm sorry, okay.

You're the worst, what the?

I'm sorry. Let's hear more about your very descriptive of this patio that's covered.

This is wonderful, we're sitting outside and we're sitting around a wonderful fire.

The solo stove.

Now, listen, the solo stove. Listen, I'm not some shill, but I have to tell you, this solo stove is incredible. Beautiful design. And we can sit out here and it's a smokeless fire.

Oh, just wait till episodes three and four. We're gonna be making actual pizza in a solo stove pizza oven.

Wait, they wait a minute.

Stop.

Hold it talking.

Are you saying yes?

That they took the ingenious design of a solo stove, and then they somehow use that brilliant technology to make an incredible pizza oven.

That very thing, yeah.

Okay.

But you're not a shill.

Oh, not at all, not at all. But let me just say again, solo stove, the one we're sitting by right now, even if it weren't also capable of being a pizza oven, is incredible. I've just never been happier sitting here.

Yes, please talk more.

The quiet, The quiet song of the Whippoorwill.

Look, the lone bird up on that wire watching us.

Oh, look at that bird, or it's a drone, that's a drone that looks like a. it's a you know what, it is, a rival podcast.

Yeah, fuck you Jason Bateman.

Yeah, fuck off, Bateman, we know what you're up to right now. He's watching it and well, here's, he's doing two things right now. He's watching us through the drone from his luxurious home in the Hills that I've never been invited to.

I don't know them.

No, of course not.

Oh, what do you mean? Of course not. I think if they got to know me, they'd think I'm cool.

You're not in the club, Sona, there's a celebrity club.

Yeah, Sona.

Yeah, Matt and I are in da club, da club. Oh, it's called Da Club. We have a schvitz together, Matt and I.

We go to Turkish baths.

Exactly Where else do you get a schvitz?

I'm okay not being in this club.

Are you sure?

I'm totally fine with it now.

We hang out with all the big celebs, okay, everyone who's sort of like a C-lister on Vanderpump rules we hang out with.

And by big celebs, we just we're talking 450 and over in weight, oh.

You know, all those really heavy people on vanderpump rules?

Oh, no, that's not nice.

No, you shouldn't have said that. Well, that's I know, I'm sorry. Can you cut that out? Nope, do not cut that out.

Nothing's happened.

I don't like that, it makes me feel like I fat shamed and you know what I did pregame before this with you?

Oh, please, yeah, I had nothing. Okay, I had nothing.

All right, so, you know, I'm already feeling just a little bit of nothing, but then, you know, we just feel fine.

I'll admit that before this happened, we walked down the street and we went to a lovely Greek restaurant. Because we had a lot of time to kill, we finished a podcast and then we walked down the street and there was a lot of time to kill. And Sona said, Let's invite Matt, and I said, I can't hear you, let's keep walking.

I think it's just called Lepetit Greek.

Is it Lepetit? Greek? Yeah, yeah, wonderful. And you can sit outside.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh god.

Yeah, yeah, no. We had so many people come up to me and say, I loved you in that movie where you're the conductor who's outed Tar, yeah.

Every month you change which kind of strawberry blonde actress people mistake you for. Because it goes like Tilda Swinton to Cynthia Nixon to Now, I believe Cate Blanchett.

It's also been Jane Lynch for a while.

Jane LynCH Right, yeah.

All those women are angry with me. Yeah, that's liable, and it's not a name, so it's me, exactly.

And more important than that we're together is that we get to be a part when this is done.

What does that mean?

Well, it just, you know, a little, goes a long way.

My wife always says, If you don't leave, how can I miss you? and she says that a lot. My wife says that maybe eight times a day.

Now, I originally pitched that. We did three episodes of this at night, we spend the night, and then we do three episodes in the morning, like we camp here.

Oh.

I would do that.

Really, yeah.

So Sona, you were the holdout. I'm okay, listen.

I think we're okay doing it this way.

Did you hear that? Can you hear that in the background? Those choppers going by, those those motorcycles, those are guys that are living fast and free, they don't.

I've never in all the time I've worked for you, I've never, like, helped you buy a sleeping bag?

Well, you don't need to help me buy a sleeping bag.

Like, Do you you have a tent?

How would you help him buy a sleeping bag? Yeah.

I would buy it for him.

I would say, Sona, I need a sleeping bag, and then she would go and say, Do you have the John Tesh?

Love you guys.

I love you too.

I'm okay.

I know Matt and I love each other, Sona's just okay. This year, Solo Stove sent us the bonfire.

That's why we know you're crying is actually just emotional and not smoke related.

I'm crying because I'm with two people I love very much. Aw, Oh wait, who's here? That's us.

Oh, it's me and Matt.

Sorry, my glasses weren't on anyway. Solo Stove has multiple different colors. They're portable so you can take it into the back country, you can go to the beach, you can go up to the top of a mountain.

That's a lot.

I'd like to retire at some point.

I don't think so well. Your family has said they're fine with you working anyway. We could do a lot of seasons and that solo stove would keep on cooking. Go check them out at Solostove.com and use promo code CoNAn to get $10 off your new pit.

Have you ever pooped in a hole?

What are you doing? Don't take it to that level. No, I'm not saying.

I'm saying, this is part of legit. Camping is when you dig a hole and then that's where you go into the bathroom and then you dig it back.

That is not true. Those of us who are sophisticated campers bring a porcelain toilet with us.

Solo Stove makes one of those, don't they?

Well, actually, I don't want to sully their name because I do love the company. Solo Stove. But guess what, if anyone could do it, they could? You could warm your bottom as you relieve yourself. No, I am going to tell you that. Check it out on Amazon, there's incredible inventions out there.

Oh, okay, yeah, I just you don't strike me as like the camping roughing it tight.

I don't, yeah. I did a lot of camping back in the day when I was a young lad. what day? well, it would be when I was a youngin'.

I just feel like if we decided to camp here, Gourley and I would be out here. In. Like sleeping bags. And you'd be inside it on, like a really comfortable bed that you would have brought in.

That's not fair. I would be at the four seasons hotel.

Paparazzi it's a cop.

Leave me alone.

I'm just a person.

You know what the problem is? They always see, think I'm Prince Harry, they see a really yes, they always see a really good looking Ginger.

Certainly not shut up.

And then they're like, there's Prince Harry and it's like, Please leave me alone. I'm a person. Yeah, I know I've given a lot to this country with my comedy and my stylings, my rap, but.

Your rap?

But anyway, I'm sorry for the occasional chopper. But that's just what comes with the territory we're outside, where the paps can get a good look at.

Yeah, alfresco, this is living.

Yeah, this is really nice.

I'm just gonna take another sip.

Who needs a little topper off?

I might need her a little bit more.

So, first of all, you just failed a sobriety test. Three minutes into. I feel perfectly fine. I know you look terrific. I know I feel perfectly fine.

And I believe you gendered your drink. It's a her, I like that, it's like a ship. Do you want some more boss?

I'm looking at the ice and it's Sam Elliott and his face is melting.

Okay, I don't think I am.

You are.

Okay, all right, but okay.

And also, I'm really good at a camping breakfast, are you? Yes, I am. I know how to make. I brought a little portable like heat up skillet last time I went.

Who are these other kids?

They were actors I hired.

I'm gonna throw another log on the solo stove.

Oh, nice man. That's the great thing about solo stove whoops.

Wow, that was not graceful.

It doesn't have to be graceful, yeah.

I'm sorry.

The way that they've designed it, it's just, I mean, I love that. There's no smoke. Whenever I sit around a fire, the smoke is always blowing in my face because the smoke is like, Oh, look, it's him, and it comes towards me. Smoke always goes towards the a-lister in the room.

I can't believe how you spun it.

I swear to God, I've gone camping with Jason Bateman and the smoke is blowing in his face. And then I sit down next to him and it switches over to me. It does, I'm sorry.

Right now, the smoke is heading towards a plant.

No, the smoke did not enjoy the ending of Ozark.

What is your beef with Jason Bateman? He said, If you knew the things.

That Jason Bateman has done to me over the years, he's made it a mission to ruin my life. So this is lovely. And you know what I have to say, Gourley, you're the consummate professional in every way you have that, you look great, look at him.

It's fine. I didn't know we had to dress up for camping.

You don't have to dress up, but you're Brando in streetcar named Desire. And then over here is the professor, he's professorial, I'd rather he's Henry Higgins.

I mean, I don't want to be Brando in streetcar named Desire, but that's a better comparison than a professor.

I just think, if you, when's my transmission going to be done, you know?

What about you?

Well, don't I look nice? look at me, I'm wearing? Don't I look nice? I think I look, ooh, who does that?

Hey, aren't you late for your feud with the Sharks?

That's a sweet burn. Oh my God. is it? If that's a sweet burn? I don't know.

You guys are the biggest dweebs.

Aren't you late?

Hey, stay gold pony boy.

Hey, listen.

Like, there's a time for me to go rumble, aren't you late?

I noticed, I said, feud, not rumble, just a general distaste for the Sharks.

Like today at 4 p.

You're going to go feud with the sharks. Look, I think you look fantastic Toni, you know that? I'm just saying, you didn't go all out, that's all.

This is an audio medium.

I bought this shirt like half an hour ago, did I? Not? You were with me, you did. I walked into a store and I said, I've had the same look all day.

What's it made of?

Wait, you said, really, yeah, it's made of gold.

I want to talk about these pants, you've got these kind of like fringe cutoff pant legs. What's going on here?

Okay.

You guys are really bringing your a game.

Hey Sona, can I tell you something? When a couple of guys go camping, the man side of us comes out. And then we start talking about the wonderful blue top that I bought, and then we talk about my jeans from Schaefer Garment Hotel.

Oh, that's that, like the John Wick hotel where you go.

No, it is the place where, remember, years ago, I was doing something and our good friend.

You two are really rugged guys.

We are rugged guys.

Yeah, no, no, you are just a couple men's men.

I'm loving it out here, I'm having a good time and no one's gonna take me down.

You know what, the sky is a lovely teal blue.

Well, it's changing now. No, it's not teal, it's a turquoise now, yeah.

Really, I think it's a dim periwinkle.

Okay, that's your rap name here he is. Dim periwinkle. Hey, hey, yo yo, I'm bringing it.

My name's Dim Periwinkle, I'm here to stay.

I always thought the worst rap name, you know, would be Poda Krem, for like for a rapper who wanted to who, you know, had been like, shot 15 times and, like, had a ton of street cred, but his name was Poda Krem.

And bananas foster.

And bananas foster what's poda Krem? Poda krem is like a pot of heavy, rich chocolate cream. Okay, it's a very fancy, rich dessert.

You wouldn't understand it unless you'd gone camping with us, you might know.

Yeah, oh, okay. Or if you grew up in the hood, you'd know about the great rapper Poda Krem.

I know.

Coming up negative balance.

I'm having a good time and you know what? I'm looking forward to seeing where this, where this adventure goes. Because this is just the start of the evening, that's right.

Holding my breath.

Yeah, I can't wait, but listen, we're going to make pizzas, I'm told, and we're going to make them in this incredible invention which boggles the mind. And as you listen, you're going to hear Sona lose more and more control of herself because you have to admit Sona, you cannot hold your drink.

I don't drink as much as I used to.

Even when?-?

I dabble in the ganj now.

Okay.

And so I don't-.

Is that your rap name?

Yeah, I dabble in the ganj.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure, that'll be my. That's not cool though, but yeah, so I don't drink as much as I used to.

But even when you drank a lot, if you would have very little, you would get tipsy and often abusive towards me.

Oh, yeah, that I think that I used drinking as an excuse to get abusive, but I wasn't that bad.

You weren't that bad. You've always been a consummate professional, he said, lying through his face. But the important thing is, you need to stay tuned because Sona is going to lose control. She's going to be single, yeah.

Yeah, I know that's why I'm sipping my beverage.

You're on your second, yeah, and it's the first episode.

Yes.

Well, I'm sorry, you're on your second and we. It's our first night outside. It's your first crack at it, right? It's our first night outside.

Are you trying to convince people? How are you doing, buddy? Yeah, what are we doing?

No, because didn't we do one in studio?

Yes, we did.

I thought I was being very responsible and actually on track, keeping track of everything. Yet I'm accused of being the drunkard.

Well, you said, our second night outside.

No, I fixed it, I did my best to make sure that everything was on track. I'll say that again, okay?

Oh, you got to leave that in.

Okay.

Because he messed up, I don't think I did, actually. I don't know. You're going to listen to it again and realize that what I said was the correct thing, but you guys weren't thinking, I know.

And then you'll be embarrassed. I'm not going to lie, I already forgot what you said.

Let me just put this in.

I don't even remember what we're talking about.

Two options. You are so right Conan, you are so right Sona. And then I can splice that in, that's nice.

Okay.

Terrific. Well, I'm glad we're all here together. Yeah, I've always wanted to be with my best friends, your children.

You are truly doing something unique, you are in a building you own with a stove, you endorse. Wearing jeans that were basically sanctioned by Jeff Goldblum. Yep.

Drinking a drink that you made? yeah, expert cocktail ear.

No, I'm just a hobbyist. This has just never happened on Earth before, in humankind this distinct moment.

That's true.

Were you a bartender?

No, no.

I don't think I could ever have been a bartender, I don't think I could have handled that pressure.

You know what, you have a temper, you know that, yeah.

What is it? is this shit on Sona night?

No, no, no, is that what this is? You just said you wouldn't be a good bartender. I think the minute someone did anything that displeased you, you would see red and lose it on them. Is that true or false?

Yeah, I think that what you're saying is right, but I don't know why you have to bring it up. I could just have this dream of being a bartender.

I always go towards the truth. Wonderful evening with both of you.

I think you'd be like, Oh, give me four minutes to make your beer.

Okay, well, you don't really make the beer, do you? don't? you just take the top off?

Summer S'Mores with Conan O'Brien, Sonam Ovsessian and Matt Gourley Produced by M.e. Matt Gourley executive produced by Adam Sachs. Nick Liao and Jeff Ross at Team Coco and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf. Theme song by the White Stripes. Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.