#657 - RICH VOS + DOM IRERA + ELEANOR KERRIGAN

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Are you guys ready to start tonight's episode, or what, huh?

You guys are in for a. ... How many of you have been following the show for a very long time? You guys are in for a special treat. On top of one of the queens of comedy at the Comedy Store and one of the kings of comedy in New York, also joining us is the record holder for all time appearances as a guest in the show's history.

For the first time since the pandemic, ladies and gentlemen, I am so excited to bring to this stage Dom Irera, Eleanor Kerrigan, and Rich Voss, everybody. Make some fucking noise, Dom Irera.

Did we ever find out how many times he's been on the show, 24,, 25, 26 times? How about a hand for the lovely Heidi as well? Unbelievable. What a squad.

Dom Irera in the motherfucking house. The great Eleanor Kerrigan with a new special, No Country for Old Women, out now on the Comedy Store's YouTube, richvoss.com for tour dates and unbelievably cool merch, and of course, Dom Irera. This isn't the belly room. You're not in the belly room anymore, Dom. Are you sure?

No, you've got to talk into the mic too. It's a podcast. I've got a lot of batteries for you.

Dom's killing it without a microphone. It's just me up here laughing. Welcome back, Dom. How about a hand for Dom Irera? You guys don't fucking know.

These Austin kids just started fucking getting into comedy this year because they're hoping Joe Rogan's going to fucking step on their toes or something like that. Dom, how are you, my friend? Good. I couldn't be better. I mean, look at, the people came out to see me, and thanks for faking laughter at these two guys, because I'm the baddest motherfucker on earth.

He is the baddest motherfucker on earth.

And the great, rich Voss is back, ladies and gentlemen. New York assassin.

It's kind of sad. You guys know how it works. You've all done this show, especially Dom, more than anybody else ever in the show's history. Over 200, I can't even get my hands around how many fucking people signed up tonight. They're falling out everywhere, hoping to get their chance on this stage.

If they get pulled out, they get 60 seconds of time to do stand-up comedy. They can literally become famous on this show. You know, their 60 seconds is up. When you hear the sound of a kitten, that means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.

And then I interview them, and we find out more about them and what they could talk about, what could be interesting. I've already pre-pulled a name. A person has to run across the street to Poor Choices, grab them from a group full of comedians, hundreds of comedians, and drag them over here. In the meanwhile, let's get the show started with one of our great regulars, everybody. A fucking absolute thunderbolt of energy starts this show every single week.

now. He is a phenom, a freak of nature. On tour with me, with William Montgomery. Most importantly, literally one of the most famous local comedians on planet Earth. He is a superstar.

I present to you, 60 seconds, brand new and uninterrupted, from the phenom, Casey Rocket, ladies and gentlemen.

And it has begun.

Yeah, alright. Nice day for a white wedding. Okay, cool. Total silence. We're having fun.

Hell yeah. Get real. Alright. God, I feel like shit. I've been doing Ramadan, so I can't eat any Percocet until sundown, so.

The old crayon's got the meat sweats. Alright, very cool. Hell yeah. Lost you again. God.

A lot of people ask me, they say, Titty Boy, LaCroix, what's the scariest drug you've ever done?

And I tell them, ladies and gentlemen, the scariest drug I've ever done was falling in love.

I overdosed on fentanyl last summer. Kept doing it for six more months. Beginner's luck.

Get lost. Click, click, boom. Come on now. Fastest hands in the room. People call me the Floyd Mayweather of the Austin comedy scene.

Because I can't read. Okay.

Exactly one minute.

If you don't laugh at that, you might as well fucking leave. now. There's people in a standby line hoping some people leave early on in the show. Unbelievable. Rich, you ever seen anything like that before?

I'll tell you, when I saw that missing tooth, I thought you were a boxer.

Casey, you are the man. You've been killing it. You sell out locally. You've been on the road crushing. How's the road been treating you?

It's been good. Been on the road. Went to Philly, Raleigh. Made a couple of paper. I'm all about my paper.

It's been fun. Been riffing around the globe. Putting my money away. Putting away in stocks. Investing.

Riffing. Thank you. Big stock. Yeah. It's been fun.

You're investing in stocks? Yep. My two passions in life.

Stocks.

Worms from Dune.

Those are the big two.

One worm freak out there. Love to see it. Very scary.

But yeah, I've been putting money away. So I thought it might be interesting for the interview if I could pitch some stocks to you guys. Absolutely. That sound good to everybody? I pitch you a couple of stocks?

Yeah, I like this. Let me go grab. Tony got me a Walgreens gift card, so I visualized some of these stocks. I've been putting money in. I've been getting tenfold, twentyfold my money.

So I'm going to show you guys a couple of stocks real quick. Okay, he's going to grab his Walgreens photos. Is this a seminar?

Oh my goodness. Wow. This is incredible. This is a true presentation. I don't think we've ever had anything like this on this show before.

Ever. We've been doing this show 11 years. I've never. Oh my God, he has a jacket. Oh my God.

He's more of a writer.

So, as most of you know, stocks are big this time of year.

Especially around the holidays. These are a couple of stocks. I've got two stock picks. If you guys pick on these stocks, I have no affiliation with them whatsoever. It doesn't matter to me, but you can make a pretty big coin.

Stock number one.

Kind of sexy to think about around the holidays. That's incredible. So, this is actually a good one. This is Scream-powered cars. So, this is Monsters, Inc.

technology.

So, that's Mike Wazowski, founder, CEO of Scream, Inc. It's actually Screak Automotive. Screaks Motomotive.

It's Scream, Daily Smotologin.

That's Mike Labisky. He's CEO, founder. Scream in the car. It's like a Tesla. You don't charge it.

Just give it a good scream. You'll get 100 miles per scream, guaranteed. $5,000 per car. Not bad. So, yeah, this is just a continuation of Screak Automotive.

And so, this is.

. You can get a couple ghosts on your team. You could fucking go from here to Raleigh overnight. Pretty cool. This is number two.

This is only the second stock. I'm only on the second one.

So.

Basically, it's me and my friend Brandon. If you give me $100, we will give a goose a gun.

Whatever happens after that just depends on how well you treated the goose before we met you. Uh-oh. Bonus stock. There's one bonus stock, so technically it's three stocks. This one's actually pretty exciting.

This is upscale, unhoused. So, this is kind of... For too long, we've seen homeless people who aren't that sexy. Yeah. I kind of want to put an end to that.

So, this is for $19 a day. for three weeks. You can give fishnets to a homeless person. And they will stay outside your business. They will stay outside your apartment.

And they're going to be a little bit hotter than you remember them being.

Before they put on the.

. So, that's my stock.

Unbelievable presentation.

I never forget. I work hand-in-hand with these companies free of charge. An unbelievable deal. I would definitely like to invest... Anybody, Eleanor?

Yeah, I think it's like caratop on meth. We need to sell this to Vegas. This is great. I love this. The stock, I'm in.

$19.

. How many? Three weeks? Three weeks. So, 21 days.

So, that's $1,800 plus more. I want to see nuts in a fishnet.

You don't want to see a homeless person shit through fishnets? That'd be amazing. I don't have that kind of money. Go ahead, Dom. What was I saying?

I don't know.

I didn't know that. Thank you. I didn't know all these little details. Plus, I learned more jokes.

Dom thinks you're Robin Williams right now. So, that's a big compliment.

Oh, look, who has real boobs in his hands for the first time ever.

Kind of makes me feel bad about the cheating I've been doing lately. I'm just playing, y'all. I don't feel bad.

I love it. I love being here in Texas, man. I'm from Texas, man. Our racism here is just far superior than other states, man, I'm telling you. It's because it's big and small at the same time, you know what I'm saying?

And we called him White Mike. And it took me years to realize there were no other Michaels on the team. We could've just called him, I don't know, just Mike and it would've been good. All I'm saying is what even the worst nickname we had, right? We had a Mexican guy join the team, right?

And we just called him Mexico.

And when his cousin joined the team, we just called him New Mexico, so.

Really messed up when I graduated and found out them, niggas, was Puerto Rican. It was bad. All right, thank you. I'm Q Rose, thanks for listening. Q Rose making his Coltoni debut.

I love it. Eleanor and Dom are both originally from Philly. I'm from Dallas, but I started out in Philly. Oh, okay, now they hate you. You had everything going for you.

With a passion. Wanted to get that Dallas love, and it's not happening. Now. go birds, it's cool. Cowboys first.

Okay, very good. All right, I can't remember. I'll be all right. Okay, Q Rose. How's the Bob Marley movie doing for you now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit. An attempt at a roast joke there by Q Rose that fell completely flat. So you've been doing standup for about seven years, originally from Philly. Are you really, do you really have a baby on the way? Actually, no, she's about to be seven now.

Oh, I've been doing that joke since you started, huh?

I love it. Seven years and you're still in her life.

Absolutely incredible. Unprecedented.

Amazing. Nah, I beat the stereotype. We good. I love it. I love it.

I love it. And you're still with the baby mama as well?

What branch of the military? Air Force. I'm an Air Force veteran. Okay, Black Hawk down.

They don't go down. All right.

I mean, Kobe Bryant.

Oh, no.

Are you defending Kobe from the grave against me? Because you're saying.

Yeah, of what he did. I'd like to see an episode of Kill Kobe.

Because this ain't easy.

I'd like to see Kobe do this. Right? Not easy. I'm over here. I'm hosting.

I'm trying to make jokes. Keeping an eye on Red Band. I've had to use one of those pads you bring somebody to life with. I have those under the table, just in case Dom gives up on us here.

You want to play a game.

I will murder you 111 to nothing.

I live in Dallas. I live in Dallas. How do you make a living? I run an activity center. I own an activity center.

What kind of activity center? Exactly. So you can get a full-court basketball in the back yard. You know what I'm saying? Oh shit.

You know what? If you're running an activity center with a basketball court, maybe I'll play you in table tennis or something like that.

Anything. Nope. Absolutely impossible. I'm trying to figure out what I think you could get me at. I'll beat you in paper, scissors, rocks right now.

They do the shoot. One, two, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. Okay. One, two, three, shoot.

Okay. Like that. Okay. Okay. Ready?

One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot.

He's trying to get in my head here. All right. This is the part.

It's over.

I'm, uh, shoot. We already did shoot and you lost. Mr. I'll beat you in anything. Oh, shit.

I just knew you was going to choose paper because you're so white.

I'm a Air Force veteran. Thank you for asking. Thank you for your taxes. All white people.

How? I can't even remember what your set was like. It was like, what do we think? Well, really, Red Band's itching to the little joke book. Here you go, my friend.

There he goes. Q Rose, everybody.

All right, pull another name.

I don't like to make assumptions about people, but I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy on a bicycle, they stole that bicycle. If you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy on a bicycle, just yell, hey, that's my.

I got in a fight with a homeless guy one time. I was working at this club and he reached over the balcony and grabbed this girl's ass, so I had to shoot him away. As I was shooting him away, he said, hey, you fat motherfucker, I'm gonna come back next week and I'm gonna kick your ass. I just went about my day because he's a homeless guy. But he came back the next week.

Looked like he had put the crack pipe down because he gained about 30 pounds of solid muscle. His hands were taped up like a professional boxer and he shadowboxed all the way up to me. I did the only thing a reasonable human being could do in that situation and I hit him with a bottle. And then I stole his bike. As I was riding away, somebody yelled, hey, that's my.

Three weeks ago. How did that go for you? Remind me, what happened? I got the big book. I did Secret Show.

Cam Patterson stopped me in the street, told me I was funny as fuck, booked me for The Regulars two weeks ago and I'm on it again tomorrow. Wow. Wow. Incredible. And this all started because of that appearance three weeks ago.

Yeah, a lot's changed in three weeks, Tony. Tell me what else has changed in three weeks. You look five pounds heavier.

Thank you. Thank you. Now, I'm on Ozympics, so I'm actually down like 50 pounds. Whoa. Okay, what else has changed in the last three weeks?

So, I'd only been doing it three and a half months at a time. Now, it's been four months. So, I'd only done Over Mike's up until that point. And now, I'm getting booked. I actually organized my own show in Houston on the 20th.

It sold out in seven hours. Wow. Yeah. You sold out a show in seven hours? I mean, how did you do that?

I was a promoter for 12 years and a rapper, so. A rapper? Yeah. Did I have you rap three weeks ago? Yeah.

Okay, well, rap again. Let's rap again.

I can't understand what you're, hold on, stop it, stop. Can you guys understand what he's saying? Right.

And you enunciate a little bit harder. You just want me to do acapella? Oh. Do you want to do it acapella? I can do it acapella.

Let's fucking do it acapella, then. The band sounds fantastic. Much better than. The best band of all time. I love you guys so much.

All right, you pandering, motherfucker.

I'm a motherfucking nuisance on this beat, yeah. Do you, this is all memorized, correct? Yeah, this is, yeah. Yeah, this is incredible. I could do this in my fucking sleep.

Do you know that? I could do what rappers do in my sleep. Yeah. Tony, you're the best, man. I hate to pander again.

It's just kind of incredible, right? I mean, they come up with all this stuff, you know. I'm better than you in every way. The shirts, the pants, the socks. I just beat a black guy in Paper Scissors Rock.

So, so.

Guys, stop lying. This guy has to say whatever the fuck he's about to say. right now. The ozempic is going to your brain, dude. This guy just lost a pound of brain cells while he was up here.

Go ahead. When I did secret show, you showed up in the green room and you and your entourage were all wearing matching jackets and it was like the coolest thing I'd ever seen and you walked in and you just fucking roasted everybody in the room and then left. What matching jackets the fuck are you talking about? Every time, somebody's like, hey, I need to just tell this story. They just go into some made up shit.

No, dude, you had the, they were wearing family and friends, Kill Tony jackets. Okay, that's not matching jackets. I thought it was really fucking cool, dude. I'm sorry. I was trying to give you your flowers.

How many people were in this entourage? How do you remember this story? You remember four people. Me coming in with four people, and we're all wearing the same jacket. No, three of you were in the same jacket.

One of them wasn't. Okay.

Outsider. It was cool, man. It's like watching your whole story that you interrupted my rap, for is, I was wearing the same jacket as two producers of this show. Pauly Shore.

I know you're supposed to. What's up, you guys? How's it going?

Pauly Shore, ladies and gentlemen.

It's the show that you're on. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Okay. But watching you roast a room full of people, it was like watching Da Vinci paint, bro.

I mean, I was just. I love roast, and it was just really cool. You know what? You're the best performer I've ever seen in my entire life. Mike.

There you go. You got a big joke book last time. Guess what, buddy? You're leaving with a small one this time. Go, do something with it.

Mike, Ryan, everybody.

Now, I'm done rapping. I'm retiring forever. It hurt my brain straight to the gullet. I just got told a fake story by a guy with a mullet.

I bet he has bad breath. Here's Heidi with the gullet. Heidi with liquid death. All right. I'm stupid.

Make some noise for your next comedian. 60 seconds, uninterrupted for Brian T. LaCotta, everybody. Brian T. LaCotta.

What's up, guys? What's up? How are you? So? I just got married recently, right?

And my wife, she's dubbed it a modern, traditional relationship, right? And that means she's got the job, but I still had to buy the engagement ring, right? You know? And, uh, she's got the job. You know, I'm worried about it, right?

You know, because I don't want to get divorced. And I'm talking to one of my real Ginzo, you know, Italian friends, right? And he was like, yo, dude, how are you possibly going to stay with her forever, right? And I was like, I'm not. You know, like, statistically speaking, there's absolutely no way that I'm going to make it to the end of this thing, right?

And, um.

. Are you interested?

But, uh, but, but, but no, right? So I'm in this modern, traditional.

No, shut up. Brian, uh, what was supposed to, what was supposed to happen there, exactly? Um, well, you know, I was in town for one more night and I didn't have much to do, so I, uh, So you signed up for a show where people do stand-up comedy? Uh, yeah. Eleanor Kerrigan.

I'm working, I'm working on my writing, yeah. Working on a very, very difficult video. That's my tech guy. He does my videos. Are you fucking serious?

Are you, are you serious? Your tech guy signed up and just ate a pile of hot shit.

What the fuck are you producing? What do you make with your imagination, with your fucking brain? Tell me what you produce. I'm producing Dom's podcast. Dom Iroha's podcast.

What's my name? What's my name?

I don't know what he was thinking. This is absolutely incredible. So you've never tried stand-up comedy before? I've done two minutes before. Where did you do two minutes before?

I don't really want to talk about it. I don't care. You signed up for a fucking show. I did two minutes on a show in Atlantic City. Is it his mother's cunt?

But you also know that after the minute I interview people and I find out more about them. So why don't you tell me one fucking interesting thing about you? I want to know, because I know a lot of fucking video editors and let me tell you some of the most boring, fucking dull people I've ever met in my entire goddamn life. Okay, so you might find this interesting. I used to shoot crystal meth in my neck.

Oh, wow.

Incredible. Yeah. Absolutely. D-Madness, are you on a phone call right now?

And then you say that you produce that. So somebody sets up Dom's camera for him. Uh-huh. Right? And you sit there and you hit record on the Zoom, and that makes you a producer?

Uh, well, it's really. more of the editing aspect is where it comes into. Okay, so what do you edit? What do you edit? Well, you know, some words that you're not allowed to say anymore, so we just make sure those don't go into the show.

I've heard some of the words that Dom says. Yeah. Uh, that you actually have a lot of work on your hands. He deserves a raise. Hey, can I tell them that the next act is my real estate agent.

Yeah. It is incredible. It's unbelievable, Brian. What do you think? the funniest thing you've ever done in your entire life is?

Probably bomb here. No. Come on. The funniest thing. I mean, seriously.

Here you are. You signed up for a comedy show, and I love this. You know, what I get a lot of is what I. what I, what I've heard a lot, is that you know what I hate. what Tony does is when somebody fucking signs up that didn't prepare and didn't do good, and Tony and Tony sits there and he interviews them.

he should just get rid of them immediately. But I think the exact fucking idea is the exact opposite, Brian. I want to keep you up here and squeeze the absolute life out of you. Oh, yeah. I'm going to send you back to Jersey, the saddest human.

Thank you. You're bombed again, Brian. Every word you say, every time you say anything, you're worse. You're digging yourself a deeper hole. I'm going to make sure that every time you're on you're on dating apps and things like that you have a girlfriend?

No. I'm going to make this your bio for dating apps and things like that. I'm going to. I'm going to force this upon you. I'm going to make fake Brian Lakata.

Tinder profiles? Yeah. Yeah. And this is going to be your fucking bio. is this interview.

So tell me the most interesting thing about you, Brian. Right now. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's a trap.

The most interesting thing about me is

there's just so many things. There's just so many things to think about. Oh, look, he's moving around. It's like an unfunny Casey Rocket, everybody.

It's the Challenger Rocket.

The good news is he'll be able to drive when you get tired. I got, I have 38 years sober. After that, I want to get high.

I want you to never come back. You go back to poor choices across the street and you stay there. I want security to handle this.

My flight wasn't until tomorrow. What? I said, my flight wasn't until tomorrow. Okay. Very good, Brian.

I hate you. I hate you with every ounce inside of me. I can't stand you. You're one of the worst human beings in the history of this show. You're terrible.

I like your gold chain, though. You can leave that. There he goes. Brian Licata, get him out of here. Don't clap.

Don't clap. Hold. Don't encourage. Hold silence. Do not encourage that at all.

Fuck. I am sorry. I will have him execute it. I apologize.

It's unbelievable. If you could see, I mean, like, William Montgomery signed up for a whole year without getting up. Well, assholes like that are getting pulled out of the bucket. So there's only one way to bring the show back to life again. Ladies and gentlemen, we have another regular.

He is a sensation, a force of nature. Make some noise for Kill Tony's Own, Cam Patterson, everybody.

That last nigga was terrible, so I took his chain. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. Garbage-ass nigga.

I said it. Somebody told me I look like a high school musical basketball star, and that pissed me the fuck off.

Damn, Patterson.

An unbelievable minute.

I love the haircut, Cam. Where did you get it done at? Did you go to a white barber? No, no, no. I went to a black barber, but he like, I told him to take a little bit off the top, and he just got fucking trigger happy, dog.

And it started going crazy. He did a good job. I do look like a young man. I don't like that. A black guy getting trigger happy?

Was it a drive-by haircut?

It was bad, but I like it. It's great. It'll get better. It's cool. For some reason, I can't remember.

What was your hair like before? This is like so different. Wait a minute, nigga. Wait a minute. He's explaining to me why it was fucked up.

It was twists. It was two straight twists. Oh, that's right. What the fuck was up about that? I don't know.

This one, I got men in black. It erased my memory of what your hair was like before. I'm just scanning for a bald person to take the blame. I want to know why Dee said that was fucked up. You very rarely have all this shit that I say up here.

You very rarely say, that's fucked up. I'm excited to hear why me not remembering what his hair was like before is fucked up. Is that a racial thing? You tour with this brother every week. He's your number one black man every week.

And you can't remember that his hair used to hang past his earring. thing? The fuck?

I'm sorry. You changed my life. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. You are correct.

You are correct.

Thank you.

now. Okay. I got good hair. What do you do to it? How does that work?

It's water. Do you wear one of those head things at night? Nah, water. Not. with this.

I wet that bit. I put a little moisturizer in it. And I just hit it. You know what I'm saying? I got good hair.

No, we don't. You don't get no hair? No, we don't put moisturizer in our hair. I put a little, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about?

Now I got nervous. Wait a minute. I got cold feet.

My auntie. My auntie is not excited. My auntie been out of the hospital. My auntie's beeping and shit. So that's me.

I've been going back home checking on my auntie and shit. So your auntie is in and out of the hospital with diabetes? No, not that. I mean, that is one of the things, but not the one.

I don't even say the letter anymore. I just say, you know what?

I'm not allowed to say it. Have you ever been called the N word by a white guy? Yeah. Where's that happened at? I got in a...

When I was in seventh grade, a white boy called me a nigga, and me and my homeboys almost killed him. Yeah. What did you do?

We just beat the fuck out of him on the stairs. I can't fight real good, but my homeboys can fight real good. So when they got him on the ground, I started kicking the shit out of him. Teamwork made the dream work, baby. Absolutely.

The phenom, Cam Patterson, back at it again.

Hell yeah. The best. You want the chain back? Oh, shit. Make some noise for your next comedian, Biddy O'Loughlin, everybody.

One more time, everybody, for Biddy O'Loughlin, everyone. Make some noise for Biddy, everyone. 60 seconds uninterrupted. Hi. Hi, my name's Biddy.

I'm from Australia, and my pronouns are fuck off.

I'm Irish-Australian, and I don't drink anymore, so my ancestors are pissed. And they're pissed.

I'm a single mom. I didn't find out the sex of my baby when I was pregnant, but I was kind of hoping for a miscarriage.

At 20 weeks, I was convinced I was having a boy, because I was sitting on the couch still waiting for him to make a move.

And at 10 weeks, I didn't get that test to find out if my baby had Down syndrome, because I didn't care. I would have raised it.

If my kid had an extra chromosome, I would have taught it to say funny things. Like when people say, have we met before? They could go, nah, I've just got one of those faces.

I had a beautiful girl, and I called her Dolly because she liked singing in boobs.

Her first word was dada. I was like, where?

Remember that idiot? All right. Biddy, welcome. How long have you been doing stand-up? I started 14 years ago, but then I had like a nine-year break after a couple of years, and I just got back into it before the pandemic.

14 years. What made you take a nine-year break? Well, I fell into bed with too many comedians and developed alcoholism. Ah, okay. And your alcoholism stopped your comedy?

No, the alcoholism kept going, but I stopped doing comedy and stayed away from comedians. Cheers. Gotcha. Absolutely. Yeah, imagine how many drinks it would take to fuck this guy.

Incredible.

Absolutely. So, Biddy, you still live in Australia? I do. Okay. What part?

Adelaide. Very nice. And is there a comedy club there? There are two, and I don't get on one of them. Right.

What are they called again? The Rhino Room and The Cranker. The Cranker? The Cranker, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Can you give us an example of what you do out on the streets? How many of you want to see what Biddy does on the streets right now?

Can you play with an electric? Yeah. You can? I guess so. Would it be good?

No. No? No, it'd be shit. Okay. So you need a guitar.

Yeah. You can't just sing? Oh, I can sing. Okay. Can you tell us what chords you play?

You know what chords you sing in?

I'm going to end up doing this better than you. This is a theme tonight. Anything you can do, I can do better.

Do you know.

. Do you know...

Redman's already got your Instagram up. He's looking at videos of you singing on the street. I've actually followed her for a while. Yeah, I know who she is. Wow.

Look at that. Creepy. So creepy.

This is my partner, everybody. 11 years we've been doing this together. How did you end up following her? Do you know? She was recommended by somebody recently.

How'd you meet that guy? At the comedy store in London many years ago. Yep. It's a bullshit place. Yeah, it's not a real comedy store.

No, it's not. A lot of people don't know that. It just stole the name from a very famous comedy club. The Comedy Store. Yep.

In L.

A. Very odd that they would call themselves that. A very bold maneuver. I wonder what this story is with that. Probably allowed to do it because they're British and fucking...

International. Yeah. Weird. It's in Australia as well, right? Yeah, they got one in Sydney.

Pussies. The Comedy Store in Sydney? Mm-hmm. God. Bunch of unoriginal-ass countries.

It's incredible. Can't come up with a single fucking idea on your own. That's why we dominate you with our military anytime we want.

How old's your kid now? She's nearly three. Dolly is nearly three. Where's Dolly at tonight? She's getting babysat by a lady off Care.com.

Wow. Here in Austin, Texas? Yeah. So you just found a random lady? Well, you have to pay, so I figured they vetted them, and she also said she didn't think Hannah Gadsby was funny, so I was like, you'll do.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. That's a great test to make sure if it's a good nanny, as long as they think Hannah Gadsby's not funny. Okay, let's sing something. What do we got here?

You want to name a song or a chord or a fucking anything? Just say anything, really. You want to go a cappella and then they'll follow you? Yeah, all right. Okay, let's do that.

You want me to sing the song for you? What about, uh, Well, it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe, You know that one? Wow, look at that. That's incredible. I know that song.

Sounds lovely. You do? I don't know it, that well.

One, two, one, two, three, four. Well, it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe, Given that you don't know by now. Well, it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe, It'll never do somehow, When the rooster crows at the break of dawn. Look out your window, babe, and I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm a-travelin' on, But don't think twice, it's all right.

It's a little break in between the verses here.

So much fun.

How about a hand for the lovely Heidi, everybody? Just incredible. Gina, with three A's, dot H-G, I do believe, right? Gina, with three A's, dot H-G. If you guys want to follow her on social media, it's very hard, but go ahead and try.

All right, your next comedian, 60 seconds uninterrupted, goes by the name of Kent Hunter, everybody. Kent Hunter. Here we go. Anything can happen.

I was listening to this 2 Chainz song the other day.

And he said, Pussy was so good, I missed my flight. And I'm not impressed. Because, for those of you who don't know, 2 Chainz is a black pothead rapper. Pussy or not, he was never going to make that flight.

But what would impress me is my grandfather gets to flight three hours early. He looked at me and said, Pussy was so good, I missed my flight. And I'm like, what?

You're telling me Graham. Graham got that good shit? Are you serious?

That joke's actually been doing really well recently. I thought about calling her up.

Letting her know, like, hey, your pussy's a crowd pleaser.

My dad, he calls weed dope. That bothers me a little bit. Because the only people who still say dope are old people talking about drugs and 12-year-olds when they get a Minecraft T-shirt for Christmas. So now I don't know if my dad's getting older or if my mom's a pedophile. Thank you, guys.

I'm Kent Hunter.

Yes, sir. It's number four. This is your fourth time on the show. You always look different. I know.

Are you the shaky leg guy? Yeah, I am.