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I mean, I don't understand the vacation part of it, but I'll be in Chicago, me and PFT will be in Chicago. And I booked us a little old date night, old date night, dinner cruise. I think it's a lunch cruise, uh, on Chicago River, so not PFT.

A lunch cruise on the river?

Me and PFT. I'm excited for it. Okay, not vacation, it's just, you know, we're living in Chicago.

Yeah, it's going to be fantastic.

A bottle of red wine, extra hops.

You guys are going, what in June, you're going on your little date? Okay, beautiful?

Boy, boy.

Now in the street, there is violence and lots of work to be done.

Then we'll take it higher.

Oh, we're going to rock down to the Electric Avenue and then we'll take it higher.

No less, snatched it right out of LeBron James. It was the altitude one that came in the first quarter, at the end of the first quarter, when the Nugs were up 12 points before the Lakers got their second win. They all they had to do was just kind of keep them at bay for a while. And they. I mean credit to the Lakers because they played a pretty good game, both teams very good offensively played, played really well.

It was a must win game because Jokic, I think, with like, maybe nine minutes into the first quarter he already had had his double double. He ended up with a triple double 34 points, 21 rebounds and 14 assists. And so there's two ways to look at it. One Nuggets up 1-0 played great.

Yeah, he does look like he could be an extra on Ozark, too.

He has a boat and he's, yeah, he's got a boat and he gets. He gets the kids in trouble and then they find out, like, Oh shit, now they're in real trouble because they have heroin in that boat, yeah.

Yeah, a kid from, he's from Arkansas, right? so a kid from Arkansas would be would feel right at home in an arena named after Mason Jars. So Austin Reeves is legitimate, like he, he is a legitimate threat.

I think he's better.

I haven't seen him die trying to defend Steph Curry yet, but yeah, he's, he's extremely talented. Like he's going to. Somebody is going to pay Austin Reeves a lot of money at some point, and it's going to be awesome.

He's hillbilly Kobe, that's his nickname, yeah, which is a great nickname.

It is a great nickname. Watching this game, I kept thinking I was actually, I was watching it with my mom and I was telling her cause she likes college basketball more than NBA. I was like, Mom, watching this game, this is, this is a completely different sport that than college basketball. It was, it was so fun to watch.

Yeah, Darren Revell, uh, not a prisoner of the moment, Uh, tweeted directly after the game. It was maybe like five minutes after the game. People will dismiss it because it's not an N.BA finals game, so the stakes weren't as high. But what you just watched was one of the greatest games ever played.

Uh.

Yeah, and listen, I do think the Lakers, like, I don't know what, whose line is it anyway, what their what? Their line will be on, uh, on Thursday night.

It was the spread.

Oh, what's the spread? Why don't you just say it?

Well, I didn't want to interrupt what you were saying, but I thought you could see it.

Lakers might be a might be game of the month. That's, I mean, it does feel like the Lakers have done this in Memphis round and the Warriors round. Where it's like they lose one, then they have that real like, that extra effort to win one. Or when they come off a big win, they'll kind of like, walk around and be like, Oh, we don't need this one, like they need this one.

Yeah, it's gonna be great. I don't think LeBron played great tonight. He had that weird shot at the end, wasn't great from the outside and he did give up. We should, also we should mention that on when they had a chance, uh, were they trying to tie the game?

Jamal Murray Great, yeah, great, great defense.

And then LeBron just kind of stood there and they let, like, seven seconds tick off the clock. But we should, by law, as a sports podcast, say that LeBron James needs to hustle more at the end of the fourth quarter.

Yes, yes, yeah. Jokic, at the uh, eight minute mark of the first quarter, had eight points, 10 rebounds, four assists. That's a full game for some guys.

Yeah, he was just just purely dominant tonight. Yeah, and I mean, the rest of the everybody played well tonight. I feel like nobody had a bad game tonight.

Yeah, no, actually. The only one who I would say is D'Angelo Russell, who had moments where it was like, he has a little bit in him where he's like, watch out, it's d'lo time and I'm going to do this. And he was missing shots.

And didn't D'Angelo Russell say earlier this year, like after he? After he left the T-Wolves, right? He said, like, finally, I've got the green light. I get to play without the restrictor plate on me, yeah, and so this is, this is what you get sometimes with with D'Angelo Russell when he doesn't have the restrictor plate on him.

Yes, exactly for load management purposes. I'm sure there'll be a lot of people talking about Anthony Davis. 42 minutes in high altitude. Will he even be able to play Game two?

I would sit him.

I would probably sit him, too.

I would sit him and LeBron, regroup, bring it back to L.A. get it down to sea level and then see if he can rattle off. Two games at home. You know, the series doesn't start until a road team wins a game.

Yes, by the way, I'm wearing the sports hat, it's in the Barstool Sports Store right now. If you do not have a team in the playoffs anymore, it's the best hat to wear. Cause you're just like, I was just sitting there.

Experience the commercial breaks, take a breath. Yeah, I do, like the conference final week, that's a it's a much needed break.

Yes, okay, before we talk Wembinana and we have to talk Wembinana and the Spurs, and we also talk a little. Doc Rivers. Barstool Sportsbook We're talking about this game that we were betting on. we did it on the Barstool Sportsbook.

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What does that pay? Plus 110, plus 110? Okay.

All right, so we just need some live guys.

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Top 20, It's top 20..

That makes a lot more sense. I was going to say, plus, top five, three out of top five, that's not the best, but I was going to bet it's going to win anyway.

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Victor.

I I add an extra n at the end. Victor Wim Ben Yama.

Wim Ben Yama?

Victor Wim Ben Yama is going to be a San Antonio Spur. Which? Can you be mad? My big question coming out of this? Can you be mad at the Spurs? They have? This is their third number one pick ever. They went David Robinson, Tim Duncan, now they're getting Victor Wim Ben Yama.

Yeah, you can be mad.

But I can't muster it, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, well, if you, if you compete, if you're in the West and you have to compete against the Spurs, you're at this point. You're just like, come on, really like again, and I get that I understand that sentiment.

Yeah, they eat a lot of people. What was Charles Barkley the Churros?

Big women.

Big women in the churros. So yeah, so I can't be mad at the Spurs. I just couldn't muster it up. I don't really know what team I would have been mad at, but the Spurs are not it. What I did do, though, instantly, because I stupidly was, like, all day thinking, you know, NBA rigged. They're going to figure out a way.

Yeah, I would, I. If anything. The spin zone you go with is he's already peaked and he's done progressing at this point. So yeah, you've already seen what he's going to give you. Whereas other players, like Yokage weren't very good when they were drafted, there was a lot of room to grow.

70 Second interview.

And the mic didn't even work. Poor Windy. He's the hardest working guy in the fucking business and and he is so strong and the mic didn't even work.

Does he part, does he parlay, Lafrance?

I don't know if he parlays LaFrance, but he's, listen, if Wendy's got your back right away, that means like, that's a good thing. Like Windy. Going out there actually reverses everything. And I'll be fully transparent. Um, my thoughts that he is not going to be pan out and that, you know, he's too skinny, he's too French, all these things.

I wanted him on the Wizards. Absolutely like, that's that's a guy that you can actually point to and say, okay, well, we're going to be good for the next 10 years if we manage this, right? But I do like the spin zone of being just saying, right off the bat, he might be too French.

Yeah, it's too French.

If he got matched up against Dirk, Dirk would just dominate him in the first quarter of the game. Right over him, right over him. And then he just lay down and then expect his American teammates to pick him up and bring him to a championship, yeah.

But maybe one kid, maybe Andrew, one Canadian, maybe Andrew Wiggins, helps out.

Yeah, and then they'd have to do it again 20 years later, at the end of his career, when they drafted a good, strong, strapping American young boy. But yeah, uh, he's the pig. The video feed that they had of him when he was standing up in that room was laugh out loud. Funny because he's just walking around the room and his head is bumping into the ceiling. That also might be a French thing, they might just have low ceilings, cause they're, they're smaller people in France.

I actually, I've heard reports that he's like, lying about he's doing the Kevin Durant. He's lying about his height in the reverse way, where he's like, No, no, no. He's only seven, four, but people are like, he might be seven, five, seven, six. Like he's going to keep growing a little bit more. I just know, um, there's 13 other teams that were in the lottery tonight.

So this fun little nugget came out after the draft from Ben Goliver. I thought this was unnecessary for him to put out there. It was kind of mean, he said. The San Antonio Spurs won the N.B.A. draft lottery and the right to select victor with a ping pong ball combo. 14, five, eight, two. After the first three numbers were picked, the Washington Wizards had six of the possible 11 remaining numbers and barely missed.

How do they pick that one random guy from Ernst Young? Because, you know, like, he then just litters his his, uh, corner office with just pictures of him. At the draft lottery, like, do they do? they get to? do they do a draft lottery at Ernst Young to decide who gets to go? Because that is the peak of being an accountant, right?

That's why you get into numbers, that's why you studied math in high school.

Get to walk out and not even meet the commissioner, but just walk out with the cards and place it on the table. And then, and you have your little name on ESPN, and that's, that's the peak, that's, that's it for you.

Yeah, you're like, I'm the sports accountant, I'm a numbers guy, but you know, I'm the cool numbers guy.

It really, I didn't use any accounting in this. I just. They just basically needed someone people trust so that they can say, like, Oh, well, he handled it, not us.

Yeah.

That that is a PFT. That's like, when I do the 50, 50 and I get to like the fourth number and I'm like, fuck like, cause I never get. I never get to like the fourth or fifth number. And then the rare time you do and you're like, Well, why did you even do that? That was such a tease.

Yeah, in the N.B.A. they they have it set up a little bit differently from hockey, where it's more likely that a team that doesn't finish with the worst record or the second worst record has a much better shot at it. When you take everything into account, but I mean, congrats to San Antonio, good job. It's been, you know, being a San Antonio Spurs fan, it's not easy, as Hank would say, for Boston Sports fandom.

They also last thing about the lottery, I don't understand why the N.BA, they're adding a mid season tournament and all these playing games. If you made a lottery tournament, people would watch like that would be fascinating to watch. Where it's the 14 teams, or maybe you say it's the last six teams or whatever. But if they had to play in, the winner of that gets to go, gets the number one pick, it would be great.

Unless you had a team that had, like, a pretty decent center on it and then he would tank the Championship game so that they wouldn't draft Wim Winiama.

Yeah, true, all right. Last thing before we kick it to ourselves for Hot Seat, Cool Throne and Brooks Koepka, Daniel Rappaport and Guys on Chicks. Doc Rivers fired, So Doc Rivers fired.

Yeah, I don't. I don't know if getting rid of Doc is going to solve everything, but it's going to. It's a start. I saw a stat that said the UM, was it? The three winningest regular season coaches in the last three years have all been fired.

Yeah.

Yeah, crazy.

Yeah, because I mean, think about it, I think I think Nick Nurse. One coach of the year a few years ago. I know Monte Williams might've wanted two years in a row and they both got fired and I don't know if Bud one coach of the year. What, Jake?

Doc Rivers, Nick Nurse, Monte Williams and Mike Boone holes or have six N.B.A. coach of all dismiss this off season. Eric's culture is not one one from five reasons.

Wow.

So Bud did win one. So yeah, that's crazy and they all are gone. Max, do you want to? Uh, I just want Max to talk real quick, like 30 seconds, just so you guys can see his uh, camera view of his soul patch. Go ahead.

Uh, doc, out fine. You look like a frog. Yeah, I know I'm having some issues with my computer right now, so my phone. Um, yeah, I guess it's a good day for Philly.

It's just it's simply like you have to go through the process of someone has to be accountable and you can't. It can't be Joel B. Just because of how contracts work. You know what I mean, it's the. It's the exact same as Money Williams. I don't think Money Williams is a bad coach, but you're like, we have to change something up.

At some point over the years. Should Doc Rivers have gotten a vocal coach, like we see this happening with Morgan Wallen and a lot of singers, Doc Rivers has been perpetually horse for. It feels like the last 15 years. I don't know how effective as a coach you can be if you never actually have a speaking voice.

Yeah, yeah, best coaches who who never have their voice, I mean, coach o won a national title.

That's true, but he's still got that he can. He can yell at you, that that voice resonates. Michael McDonough Uh, what's his name?

Yeah, um, Hank, do you want to tell us quickly what you're thinking before game one? You feel super confident, super confident.

No, I feel confident. I mean, they came out with a stat, Uh, that was like, ESPN, bullshit, bullshit, fuck ESPN, but they were. It was like 97. Celtics had a chain.

97 chance. So, if you, this would be the biggest upset ever.

According to them, I mean, I feel like it's a little bit closer than that, probably like 60, 40. But I think if you looked at the Bruins first round odds, it'd probably be a little bit higher than 97. Yeah, I mean, uh, listen, I know what it's like to be number one and lose. And I'm looking at at Cake Marsh and I know what's on the other side there.

Also would like to, just um. Since we have Brooks on this show and you know we're we're getting close to Blake of the year. I'd like to say I'm rooting for my good personal friend, Blake Griffin. I got a little bit of a lashing on text last night. Um, he threw one through 99 in my head and was like, Well, where are you going now with your buddy? B-ball Paul? So I, I will, I'm, I am, I'm shifting.

Yeah, I wanted to ask him how his back was, but I didn't want to, I didn't want to press it.

Yeah, um, I have one last thing, uh, that just came across, uh, Twitter breaking, moves breaking.

I mean, the fact that that's your owner, now, that's my owner. Yeah, he's right. I mean, spot the lie.

All right, let's kick it to ourselves. We've got a lot of great show coming up and Brooks is back. Rejoice. Brooks is back. Hot Seat Cool Throne is brought to you by our friends at Coors Light.

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Yeah, first one is the NHL.

Shout out all of our Carolina H-word fans. I will, okay.

If I'm able to.

Exactly, conference finals a nightmare for Hank, who has an extreme distaste for any sports team that is based around an entire region, as opposed to a city. I remember you, you got really upset about Carolina Panthers at one point, completely forgetting that you root for the New England Patriots. Yeah, I think that was satirical, but no, it wasn't.

Listen, this podcast gets listened to by a lot of people across America. Try to talk about all sports.

Yeah.

Fucking cool.

Okay, the rookie that got his face caved in by Ovechkin in the playoffs took it like a champ a couple years ago.

Okay, nice.

I think they should change their name.

Hamilton the pig, By the way, I just looked it up. there we go, Hamilton, the pig.

It's a good name for a pig, great name.

They have a cool logo.

The Hurricane logo, yeah.

Now you're just complimenting Miami.

You're complimenting Weatherman too, yeah.

That's Carolina.

Yeah, but no. But it's the same logo as the hurricane.

No, it's different.

Miami Hurricanes.

No, they have the logo, though.

No, I know the Miami, they have an alternate logo, don't they? Is it on a flag? What is the Miami Hurricane?

Maybe Sebastian and the Ibis you're thinking of?

The U has the iconic.

No, I know that, I know that I thought they had an alternate logo as well, but maybe not okay, yeah.

Don't know much about them, but I like the Golden Knights.

Okay.

Okay, well, that's not the team that we're talking about, all right?

Good job, all right. Next team Florida Panthers People forget Ariana Grande, huge Florida Panthers fan. Actually got hit by two pucks, I believe.

All right, Kodak Black.

Kodak, you've ruined the easiest thing in the world here.

Kodak Black was at a Florida Panthers game with a stripper and was basically banging her doggy style during the game in an open air suite. Also, Mike Ruiz from Levitard. Okay, good friend of ours. Brooks hates them, and so do I.

Yeah, all right, Jake.

Hometown Team It's right next to the Sawgrass Mills Mall, where Wannadoo City used to be.

Billy.

I already said mine.

No, he's out of turn.

There's no such thing as a Florida panther.

True.

Yeah, so I just took yours.

Okay, Dallas Stars Joe Pavelski badger Awesome player. Also. I kind of rooted for the Dallas Stars for like a second when Patrick Sharp got traded there.

The Texas Stars minor League affiliate of the Dallas Stars they play in Cedar Park, Texas, used to go to a bunch of their games. Great arena, always a good fight there.

Okay, good one.

Tyler Sagan Bruins champion I think this is my official pick and team I'll be rooting for.

Okay.

Their goalie's named Jake.

Oh, very cool.

Very cool, Billy. This is the hardest task in the world for him.

Dallas is a cool city.

Nice.

Is it?

Sure.

You ever been there? Actually? I was in Arlington. Yeah, that's classic Dallas guy out there, yeah.

A lot of years, eight years, a lot of years.

Yeah, 28 years.

Uh, okay, Vegas.

When they do the All Gold, Everything and Trinidad James song comes on, that's pretty cool. Good pregame ceremony, too, where they do the medieval times on acid thing on the ice. Love that.

Good one.

They're having insane success as still a new franchise.

Yeah.

They're in the mix every year.

I don't think once a new franchise comes, you can't.

They're not the new guy anymore.

They got cucked by the Kraken.

Kraken We're crackheads.

That's right.

All right.

They're having great success in their first few years.

Okay.

There's a dude on their fourth line with the same last name as me.

Football.

Yeah, weird name for a hockey player.

Uh, all right, so we said something nice about every team.

Good for us, okay, that's hockey talk.

Cause, you know, people be like, Hey, why don't you talk about this team? See you next year? Yeah, no, listen, clip this anytime.

We're fancy puck boys, yeah.

Hell yeah, but yeah, this is, uh, not exactly the dream for the NHL. No, it will be fun to watch, cause hockey plans are fun to watch, but a little tough.

You can rig one thing per year, you either rig the playoffs or you rig the draft. They rigged the draft this year. Good job, NHL.

Yep.

He was, Uh, Jake, did you see his eyes?

Oh, sure, chirping. Yeah, Doug, I was chirping.

Yeah, that's why, exactly that's why he glanced, just with his eyes and not turning his head. It wouldn't chirping, like, wouldn't saying, You know what's pitchers coming with that?

Technically, well, qualify as chirping the other assumption from friend of the program Ish, not really buster, only friend of the office.

Friend of No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What?

No, he hates the mat.

He's doing the chop.

There is an enemy of all of us.

I mean, of all of us. There is an assumption on the J side that their pitchers and catchers were betraying the identity of the forthcoming pitches last night. It's a really advanced way to say, maybe tipping pitches.

Another way to say that the dugout was sending signs to Aaron Judge about what pitches were being.

And then wait. But he struck out, so it doesn't matter, right?

Nope, no, he runs. But they weren't very far home run. Judge.

And this is why he was glancing to his right for info.

The home run didn't go that far, did it? oh, he crushed it, oh, and 480 feet.

Listen, if it comes out he was cheating, I will admit we don't deserve that in baseball. Prince Stripes permanently, gone, permanently.

But Jake, I actually disagree with you a hundred percent on that. You're not cheating, you're not trying. Like, if you're, if you're able to get away with, I actually think if you're, if you're communicating to Aaron. Judge from the dugout. What pitch is coming, if it's being tipped, or, as Buster put it, if they're? If they're betraying, betraying the identity of the forthcoming pitches, I love that phrase, betraying the identity of the forthcoming pitch. And your team is communicating that to you without the use of electronics, then it's fine.

I actually think also, like MLB, they should just plan some type of cheating scandal, right? Because it does get like, cheating in baseball is I think the only sport where it's actually beneficial because it gets people talking about baseball.

Yeah, usually there's a fight, I think that rough net door, uh, Joey Bats fight was on roughly this day, like seven years ago. I love a good springtime brawl, yeah.

Just get us talking about something else.

It's either that or a B delay about this time of year. Well, the other notable clip was the The Sunday Night baseball asking the Red Sauce guy, you know, on Mother's Day?

And your mom died when you were a kid. Talk about that.

Yeah.

That was quite, quite during a play.

Yeah, during a play, yeah, it was the mic'd up on the field.

Yeah, but it really well, though.

Yeah, with the announcer.

No, the player.

Oh yeah, what do you think, Jake Carl Ravitch? Should he have asked that question or not, as a play by play guy?

I think that's like you. We watch the draft all the time and you have those features, right? Those are pre-produced. But when you're in the middle of a game, that's just the last thing you're probably thinking about.

So I mean, he had to, he had to be topical, I guess. Yeah, so mic'd up with that guy.

So judge, cheater or not a cheater, cheater, wait if if his dugout was telling him what pitch was coming, that's technically cheating.

It's bending the rules, yeah.

So, if like a play.

I mean, that's you're not supposed to look and see what, like the catcher is doing, and then relate it to the batter. That's the astros.

No, but that's electronic.

But that that that would. They were doing the same thing, they were looking, seeing what was was being called by the catcher and then relaying it to the batter.

But they were like, using technology, right? That's like having another headset in your helmet and football that communicates you during the game. I think you should be like, as long as there's no, like, vibrating watch or a camera that's in center field relaying signals.

I don't think you should be able to do it from the dugout, though. I think anyone like, if you're, if you have a guy on second and you can figure out a way to do it, yeah, that's fine.

How about this? I don't think you should be allowed to do it with the first base coach, third base coach, that's fine.

In the dugout.

It's like, Yeah, no, it's true. Yeah, you should be allowed to do it as long as you're not on the Yankees. Yeah, how about that?

I might.

Can you text him something?

Yeah.

Can you just text him? A judge receiving improper benefits? I didn't know Harlan Crow is in the news again and just see if he'll run with that tomorrow.

I would imagine he, he, he shoots a hundred threes.

He drops 40 a game, probably lives like a king out there. Yeah, yeah, and then he just gets to, you know, go viral calling everyone out that underperforms in the playoffs.

That's China, brother.

Way to go hank.

Depending on where you sit. No, what, it's not China.

No, it's Taiwan, it's a country. That's one of the things we stand for on this podcast. Did I say country? No, no, no, you're good.

Wait, so then why'd you bring up the what he said was wrong?

Well, no, I'm saying, I'm saying that he's right. But John Cena is not going to want to this show because he acknowledged Taiwan, because you acknowledged Taiwan, That was John Cena's big mistake that he made. Remember that.

But Hank didn't even call it a country.

I just said, he's playing in Taiwan. Well, if you had been saying, if you've been referring to it as part of China, you would have said Taipei.

P.ft.

Well-known geopolitic politicizer, politicist Yep, that's you. My hot seat is Georgia Academics.

Yeah, I had this as well.

Because Stetson Bennett, somebody did some research on him and looked up the graduation at Georgia, that just happened last year. His name was not on the roll. He doesn't have a degree from Georgia, so he spent what seven years?

Or Juco as well, yeah.

And then came back, Yep, got the prereqs taken care of that way.

If he didn't, I saw, someone wrote. I think it might've been six and some change. But if he didn't, his first two years of college, if he didn't accumulate any credits, he still had a full four and a half years to get his degree.

Yeah, this is Van Wilder type stuff, like Legendary. Nobody had a better college experience besides the whole arrest thing than Stetson. Bennett did, yes.

Also, I didn't know I learned this. Newman from Seinfeld went to Georgia, also didn't get a degree.

How many years?

Like, a year, maybe.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, that would, that would check out.

Yeah, didn't they call Stetson Bennett the Mailman, too? Was that a nickname that he had for a while?

I don't know why would they call him the Mailman, He's just delivering, cause he looked like a mailman, yeah.

And he's delivering like he doesn't really have to do much.

For the paper boy, just throwing the newspaper, that is his nickname.

It is his nickname, why is it his nickname?

Looking?

Okay.

Wow, that's freaky.

Yeah.

My cool throne is u.

I love that he just did this like it was a 17 year old. Is your watch talking?

Siri's talking to me.

I love that he did this like a 17 year old, deciding what college to go to.

Yeah, we got some nil money. It was between us, England and Nigeria, so I think he made the right choice. So it's coming home 2026..

Hell, yes, way to go, dude, feels good. What do you got?

Got it so he wore a Mailman hat to recruiting showcases around the country as a way to stand out. That's a Bennett.

That's weird.

That's that's very.

Buddy's father is the mayor of a small town around here, and he's always getting cool things. I saw the hat one day and asked if I could wear it. I first wore it to a camp in About Austin, Georgia. I'm not real big or striking physically, but I wanted to have something people would remember me by.

OK, so that's like another Seinfeld episode where George tried to get everybody to call him t-bone. Yeah, started eating steaks everywhere. He wore that hat specifically, so people would start calling him. I don't think we can give him that nickname anymore. I don't have to take it.

That's in Stetson. Get two titles. He got trapped in what the fourth round.

Yeah, the Rams. Yeah, he's in the Ramly.

Yeah, so he'll be fine. yeah, he'll be good, he'll be great. OK, so my hot seat was also Stetson Bennett, I'll pivot.

She is.

She's a baddie.

Bad grandma.

Yeah, she's hot.

She looks good.

Go ahead, put it on there.

She's hot, Listen, Martha Stewart is probably the hottest 81-year-old in the world.

She and I feel no problem saying she's hot because she's on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. She is on there being like, Look how hot I am.

She wants me to call her hot.

Yeah, she's like, I am an older woman who is hot.

What kind of did she make her own swimsuit? That would have been great if she had like.

She croqueted, or whatever.

Croqueted, yeah, yeah, arts and crafted it.

What is it, crochet?

Crochet, crochet, I like croquet better, though.

Croquet crochet.

She looks good, though. listen, she is, she does it for me.

I'd suck a fart out of her ass.

I'd drink her, I'd drink her bathwater.

Okay, Billy, I would suck a fart out of Martha Stewart's ass.

I would drink Martha Stewart's bathwater, I bet you she's got like a luxury giant clawfoot tub in a well lit room.

Oh yeah, like some, she probably has bathtub scopes.

Yeah, Martha, come on the show. Yeah, literally come on.

And give me that ass, I'll suck that fart right out.

You know what?

I'll suck it out and spit it right in PFT's mouth.

Birthday Show That's the birthday show that we record at midnight.

Fuck yeah.

Take her to Paris, show the Eiffel Tower and then suck a fart out and pass it, suck and blow.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Martha, that was.

No, I think that was exactly what she look. She's hot. Yeah, what do you want to say? She's fucking hot?

I am but a man at the end of the day, a man with a boner.

She's 81.

Oh yeah, on top and bottom.

Yeah, standing 69, that might be a hip.

Yeah.

Hip issue, but we'll give it a try. MARTHA Okay, Billy, would you fuck Martha Stewart, Billy?

Um, so my hot seat is.

Martha Stewart's daughter is 57 years old.

Yeah, Martha Stewart's way hotter than her daughter.

Oh man, yeah.

Her daughter's too old for me, but Martha Stewart, she's just right. Martha Stewart, kind of looks like Donald Trump a little bit. You want to fuck her, yeah.

You do one.

Now you do one that's like, question answered Okay, so, about a year ago.

Billy's so straight.

Workforce.

So this is, yeah, this is Billy read something on Reddit.

We don't know if it's true, but I know he read, he read something on Reddit about something that got taken down on Reddit, got it. Basically, they're saying that if this stuff's like, pretty insane, how much data Points is collecting? And it's by they, you mean, J.P. Morgan Chase?

So I'm looking for news. JP MorGAN I don't look like anyone's written, Oh, okay, all right.

No, but it's it's out there, but some of the stuff that people have written about, it's on Twitter. Okay, okay, there we go, yep.

This sounds like something that a bunch of people who got fired or pissed off about being fired made up to be like, this is why we got fired. Blame AI.

It's kind of a little crazy.

It is a little crazy. I would love to see if it's true.

I think basically this person who leaked it, it's like been getting taken down off Reddit, so it's kind of weird that something like that's been getting taken down. Even though it, like, was so like, open-ended that if it wasn't true, then it wouldn't be getting reported so consistently. It sounds like a PR team.

Okay.

Also, they were trying to do phishing schemes by trying to offer certain employees different jobs through emails. And if they click the link that also like, was bad for their score, you're disloyal, they're entrapping them, you're disloyal.

That was very good.

Oh, and my cool throne is justice. Those two fishing cheaters from a couple of years ago finally got saved.

Nice congrats Billy, I've been, I can finally sleep tonight.

So no, I was proud they got 10 days in prison.

You did bust this case open.

Yeah, $2,500 fine, but this is a big. They got their boat taken away.

10 days in prison is kind of the perfect amount.

Yeah, it's a nice figure.

To be like, well, to be like, I went to prison.

It depends on what day I would love to go to prison. The day after the Superbowl, until the combine.

Hard time, yeah, 10 days.

18 months probation, also a three-year ban on ever getting a fishing license again, that's the max sentence. They can ban them, but you still have to apply for a fishing license. And it's kind of like, they're going to basically ban from fishing for life, because no state is going to allow them to fish, get a fishing license.

Also, the fish were already dead, right?

Yeah, but you're going to get a snitched on them. It was a fishing competition, right? But we're going to catch the biggest fish.

But the fish were already dead, so you didn't actually save any fishes life.

No, they were, I don't care, fishing's, they're eating all of them, okay. What happened was is they were stealing from other fishermen. By winning the contest, getting huge boats right, tons of prize money.

And you didn't, you didn't save any fish.

I don't care about that part, okay?

You don't care about the fish, no?

All right.

All right, well.

I thought you were a wildlife guy.

I mean, I care about sustainable fishing. Oh, okay.

All right.

Well, yeah, this is walleye fishing. Yeah, yeah, okay.

You fucking put those guys in jail, Hell yeah.

What they did was fucked up. yeah, what they did is you're basically a cop now, yeah, any. Like sports, it's probably one of the worst sports cheating scandals in the past 10 years.

Easily it's up there, puts the Astros to shame. All right, Jake?

My hot seat is Matthew Stafford and Clayton Kershaw.

Oh.

Because there is a new sports duo out there, oh yeah, that grew up together Jason Tatum and Matthew Kuchuk of the Florida Panthers.

Shut the fuck up.