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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, August 2nd, Grit Week, presented by Coors Light. And we are podcasting from a Hole, the first ever podcast from a Hole. We're in Sandusky, Ohio, inside of a hole. If there's ever a time to subscribe and watch the show on YouTube.
It'd be this episode, Low Man wins perfect for Grit Week, right? No one's ever done a lower podcast than this before. It's kind of like we're in a coffin simulator.
I think we're about six feet underground right now and it's awesome, just chilling in a hole with the boys below sea level.
We are below sea level. It is one of the dumbest things we've ever done. For people who are maybe new to the show, or maybe Bill's fans are showing up for this episode. We had the idea about a year ago because we had a Monday reading. A girlfriend wrote that her boyfriend was just digging a hole in their backyard every weekend and she was concerned. I think he was actually sneaking away.
To dig a hole, to dig a hole. He had a field somewhere else. Some guys have a second apartment that they take their ladies to. He had a second piece of land that he just went out to and dug.
All the time, yeah. So we're like, Oh, we should dig a hole. Then time passed, as it always does, and we got to this moment and we're like, Fuck, we have to dig a hole. And we got out here mission accomplished, and we dug a hole, and now we're podcasting from our hole.
And Jake ate a worm today, and Jake ate a worm today.
A live worm, yeah, that video, which will be coming out soon.
Jake did ask us, he's like, should I kill the worm first before I eat it?
Yeah, he's like, is it going to cut? What if I poop it out? It went down, just like my allergy meds. Jake, can you please sit back in the hole for us?
I mean, you've been sitting in the hole all day and the noises you make, it's chewing your head. He's not going to do it. Maybe stand for a minute and then just sit without telling us.
Yeah, don't get in front of the cameras. Should we talk about MLB trade deadline?
Yeah, I mean, the Mets basically gave up, the Mets tapped out.
The Mets The Mets are quite a funny organization because, if I remember correctly, we have a lot of Mets fans in our lives. And when they sign Justin Verlander, they're like, It's World Series time, Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, who could stop us? And now they're celebrating August 1st, trading Justin Verlander to the Houston Astros, back home to the Houston Astros.
Coming home.
And yeah, the Mets, I guess, are back into a rebuild. I don't even know.
Big rebuild. So I actually, I saw this article. It came out on The Athletic just a couple minutes ago. I should write an Athletic Premium Plus article about this, but this is a real article.
I'm going to sit back real quick.
Max Scherzer, talking to the Front Office, said I talked to Billy Scherzer told The Athletic. I was like, Okay, are we reloading for 2024?
He goes, No, we're not. Basically, our vision now is for 2025, 2026, 25 at the earliest, more like 26, and so, Max said, So.
The team is not going to be pursuing free agents this offseason or a similar team that compete for World Series next year, he said. No, we're not going to be signing the upper Echelon guys, we're going to be on the smaller deals within free Agency. 24 is looking to be more of a kind of transitory year. So they're punting on this season, punting on next, maybe trying to get in 25..
Definitely mets all in 2026.
On this podcast with the first report, Mets World Series champions 2026..
There we go, they're ready to go. I also have a report from someone inside the Mets organization who contacted me and said, I'll never see a Mets playoff game. Won't contend for four but decade.
Not Frank the tank, not Frank, okay, he said. Four bucks, yeah, for a decade.
Yeah, from N.J. Well, he's wrong because they're going to be competing within the short timeframe of about.
Three and a half years, yeah, that's way less than a decade, yeah, new process.
Yeah, it is. Um, it's quite something because the Mets did. It felt like they had all the hype going in the off season. I don't know, Max can. Memes Why don't you come and just tell us what you think?
Because you are a Mets fan, I would like to see, come you were celebrating memes. Yeah, you were celebrating. There's plenty of room in this hole for you.
Come on, in, step on, here comes.
Memes Should I get in the hole? or our top dishwasher? Come in this hole, man?
It's big enough for you. Careful memes has had has rocked this look all day and we've had a very fun time just roasting. What? What have you been called today? Dishwasher?
Uh, I said, I think I said, you look like a Vietnam vet who's seen some shit. Somebody said he looks like a lesbian house painter. Yup, I don't know who said that.
So Mets, so mets. Uncle Stevie after hearing that report. Uh, I was in the party, like, sell everybody, just buy everybody the next year, like, what's the point of being a rich guy? Can't just buy people, yup.
Good point.
But the sound?
Of that doesn't sound too good. What about 2026 memes? That's a long time away. Yeah, that's dumb.
You're rich. Yeah, I'll say it right now, 2026 is never going to happen. in 2026 we'll dig another hole.
There's going to be AI baseball, I'm not going to set a reminder for that. Okay, please.
Do, though, actually, yeah, Jake, remind me to put an off-season future on the Mets in, Uh, 2026, February, February, 2026, yes.
Okay, yeah, that's that's when we're all in, but yeah.
It means it's a better value before the winter meetings. Oh yeah, yeah, I should do that, right.
After World Series Yeah, October 31st November 1st, 2025. Okay, I'm in.
Um, so, memes, it's tough.
But at the same time, I think Uncle Stevie's learned the lesson that basically every new owner makes. Is like, they come into the league and they're like, I'm just I'm rich. I'm going to buy people and then it doesn't work out the first time around, yeah.
But they're signing.
People who are a thousand years old. Yeah, I love calling him Uncle Stevie. Cause I'm sure there's some Mets fans listening right now that are just cringing at the thought that they actually said that.
Yeah, like, being like, Uncle Stevie's going to buy us everything. Yeah, that's cringe. You can, you can always blame the World Baseball classic, though.
Yes, it did. Nate Diaz just for me, and the Domino said it, Yeah, wait, Nate Diaz, Edwin Diaz. I was like, I'm ready to go on this journey of Nate Diaz taking down the Mets.
I know what Nate Diaz would be a good closer. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, he'd be a healthy body, yeah.
Okay, so, uh, we'll see you in 2026. Memes? No, they're good. He's got, he's going to buy some people, Stevie's buys his brain.
He's going to buy, yep, I like that, okay, even though he's not a free agent.
Yeah, yeah, he is. Yep, yeah, get them.
Okay, okay, yeah, you got it all right.
Uh, hop back on your chopper, we'll see you later, all right, okay?
Actually, memes looks. He doesn't even look like a guy who's on a chopper. He looks like a guy who's sitting behind a guy on a chopper, holding him softly by the waist, probably.
Like the filmmaker that's getting taken on a tour of Vietnam. Yeah, uh, all right, other other.
Uh, big deals. I saw the O's got Jack Flaherty from from the Cardinals, so that's good that.
The the Orioles did something, those are all in all in, as the Orioles will ever be all in as the.
Orioles will ever be, um, I saw there was, uh, who was it? uh, from. The Tigers denied a trade to the.
DodGeRS Yeah, I don't see. Very often. It was on one of his 10 teams not to be traded to list.
That seems like a lot of teams to have on your Don't trade me to these teams list that'd be.
Funny if he, just like, hated Gavin Newsom. Yeah, that was why Colorado it was, it was Wardo Rodriguez. Um, I saw that the uh, white socks were selling a bunch. They're, they're back in a reset.
After it felt like they were ready to contend, Uh, the Cubs bought a little. Yeah, what?
Happened with Mancini? He got DFA'd, Uh, I think so, I don't know they're, they're doing stuff.
With rosters, cause they they did trade for a couple of guys. I love Mancini. Yeah, good guy.
Yeah, Hall of Fame guy, better guy than he is, he's never, he has never been dFa'd as a human.
Yeah, and the Philly's got a starter, so that's something. Max. Sure, this is baseball talk, baby.
Yeah, Michael Lorenzen just learned, just learned about it right now. Fixed it, fixed.
Everything fixed everything. I also heard that the Padres were considering trading one soda, which would be crazy, which would be insane to do. Yes, Nats won that trade.
Fleeced them? I told you the day it happened. did I not say fleeced? Yes, you did? I also learned today.
Fun fact Rich Hill is still in Major league baseball. That was crazy to me. Old Money Mountain, Yeah.
He's been around forever, he's going to be playing for, he's the new Jamie Moyer. So Rich Hill got traded, it's his 13th team, yeah.
How old is he? He's got to be like 38 he has to be. He's been everywhere. He'll be a great for the Um, what's it, the the trivia thing that they play?
Yeah, 43 years old, 43. Holy shit from Milton at Milton Top.
Yeah, he is the new. Jamie Moyer, 43, is insane. Wow, kids grow up and be a like a a decent major.
League baseball, he's been on four teams last three years. What about your Yankees, Billy?
Your Yankees making some big moves and talking to shovel Billy and do shit.
Talking to Shuffle, No. They got, um, yeah, right-handed reliever from the white socks.
CanyOn Middleton Yeah, exactly an hour ago. Since July 1st, 29 teams have made a trade since July 1st.
The Yankees was the only one who's once who didn't okay, but that has been.
Corrected That has been corrected. All right, Jake, sit down, you're making me uncomfortable.
He's not going to make it real, I can't. Jake has sat down, he's been making a noise like.
Oh, he did one, he did one earlier that was like, Oh, he sounds like Toad.
You guys should just start filming me when I'm about to sit, I know, yeah.
You've got one, naturally, that's your job. Shane, Shane, you're on, you're on Jake's sit camp.
Yeah, yeah, all right. What else do we have? uh, the U.
S women's team sucks.
Yeah, so we kind of do suck. We tied Portugal. Unacceptable fun fact.
They're the only country outside of South America that speaks Brazilian. So I guess they're probably pretty good at soccer, but the U S women's team does not look good at all. I did wake up and I set an alarm for three 10 a.m. Psycho. I opened my eyes, put the game on, and then I fell asleep within probably two minutes.
And I'm so glad I fell asleep because there was no scoring. Yeah, it sucked and then our only good player got a yellow card. Rose LaVelle Yep.
So she's not going to be able to play the next.
Game. And we were, we were saying in the RV earlier that like, you know, what's going bad for women's soccer? When we're starting to get like old man takes on them. Because they were celebrating after, and it disgusted me, it disgusted me too. Okay, uh, counterpoint.
I think it's good for women's soccer that we're firing off these old man takes about their sport not being like, Oh, boring women's soccer. It's like, no, you shouldn't be celebrating like that. After you tie Portugal zero zero, you only won one game against Vietnam, who you barely even beat by three goals. So act, Listen, you haven't won shit yet. They're entitled.
They are babies, they are, and we mean that as as a sign of respect to women's sports. We expect more, I do expect.
More No, they're being criticized the way I criticize when the U S men's team, everyone says that this is the golden generation. They don't make the fucking tournament advance, though. Oh yeah, but if they had any pride, if they had any pride, they would, they would rescind their.
Advancement. If they win the World Cup, I will be the first to say congratulations to me for lighting a fire under their baby asses and getting their shit together and winning the World Cup. If I were on, what I expect from them? If I were on that team, I'd rescind, I'd rescind my invitation to advance. Yeah, any dignity whatsoever.
They need to get hope solo back in that locker room, just smack some people around. They need a little bit of cycle, they need more.
Dog on that team? Yeah, yeah, so I'm disappointed. Count me in the disappointed camp for the U s.
Women's national team and their jersey stink, Do they? Yeah, they're not good, they're better.
Than men's jerseys, but they still stink. Um, all right, other things. I mean, it's just camp season. John Uh, Nathaniel Hackett said Sean Payton broke the code for a code.
Yeah, broke the code. I mean, John Moran, Yeah, so that's a that's a big problem.
Mike Tomlin says he.
Hopes that games in primetime so he can watch it. I love that he's Mike Tomlin is the best.
He's just speaking for all of us. Yeah, they better put it in primetime I, I, I've heard.
That Jets fans are panicking about the fact that they're going to have to stay up late to watch primetime games. A lot of pressure. I mean, you're under the spotlight this year, you asked.
For this, Billy you used to be able to like, forget about the Jets games with the Primetime.
Game Hopefully we won't have to October 8th, four 25 Eastern time, so that's kind of primetime.
Game Yeah, they could, well, they can't flex it. I think it's too early. We also have just um camp highlights that are very funny.
George Pickens made the greatest catch of all time. Today. Everyone freaked out. Bijan Robinson is the greatest catch of all time, of today, of today. Uh. Bijan Robinson continues to light it up by beating linebackers in one-on-one drills. So sick.
So, so funny when they're like, look at Bijan guy. I'm sure he's going to be good because he was fucking awesome in college. But it is very funny to see him do a juke move on a one-on-one drill where the linebackers just standing in space, like, I would hope that the running back would win that drill a hundred times out of a hundred. I saw a sick pass from Jordan.
Love Today threw it about 45 yards in the air on a dot against no pass rush whatsoever. Um, but you can just tell like, that guy's special. Yeah, it's been lighting it up, yeah.
Dak has Dak through the nicest interception I've ever seen in my life. Trey Lance has a trail, that's my get cut. Trey Lance overthrew his, I think, his coach by like 20 yards above his head. And they.
Like all reports say that, uh, Sam Darnold. And is Brock Purdy practicing? I think they're getting.
More reps in him? That's a problem, it is a problem, so that that doesn't look good there. Uh, I saw Bryce Young today, was was being interviewed.
He's looked good in camp, apparently. Yeah, there were a lot of people, a lot of. I'm a Stroud boy. There are a lot of people out there who are in Bryce's that were coming at me and saying, like, Bryce is not worse than Strap. I think Stroud's gonna have a better rookie year.
That's all I'm saying. But Bryce had an interview today where he said that, uh. He worked as a door dash delivery guy when he was in college. Where he would just pick up stuff and then drop them off at doorstops. Not like opening the door, just like ring the doorbell and go back to the car. Okay, I have a couple of questions about that.
Number one is that not against the N.C.A.A. rules to have have a job in college? Well, not anymore in 2020. Was it? Uh, maybe it might've been so, he might've admitted to a year, to a serious violation on that one, and then two. The way that he described it was so kind of shady, where he was like, Yeah, you know, I would just drop it off, ring the doorbell, go back to my car.
I feel like he was just dropping bags off for Will Anderson. That's Covid, though. No contact. I think it's more likely that Nick Saban was like, your delivery route is going. Going from Wells Fargo, dropping a bag off at Will Anderson's house, ringing the doorbell and going back to your car. Don't look inside the bag.
That's what I think.
That's the good dirt. Yeah, that's a good dirt. That's what we're dealing with at the bottom of our audio. Guys cracking up right now. Um, okay.
Anything else for you? Hot seat, cool throne, and then we got two awesome interviews in a Mount Rushmore. Yep, anything else.
All right, let's go, no joke. I think I might have a cane sauce problem. I was raising canes the other day, getting my box combo with extra sauce on the side. Like usual, I have an order.
When I eat my canes, it goes crinkle. Cut fries, chicken fingers, the Texas toast and finish strong with the slaw. So I start eating. And before I know it, I'm scraping the bottom of my sauce and I wasn't even done with my fries. Yet this habit is escalating, and I'm 100 here for it. Dip into canes. Get extra sauce for me, please.
Okay, hot seat, cool throne hank.
The hot seat is Lizzo. Oh, what happened? Oh, she's getting sued for what she was an people eat.
Nope, she made she. She actually was forcing her backup dancers to eat. Problem was it was bananas out of sex workers vaginas. Oh, is that a crime apparent?
Well, she got in suit.
Would you sue us for that if we cause you've? There's been a point of contention this whole week that we've been starving you. So what if you start again? That's what you're saying? We got an.
Accident, We've been starving you, you got an accident, you've been starving. I have not.
I bought $150 worth of breakfast. Yeah, we settled that today. Last week was a little tough, Monday was a little tough, but we're we've, we've moved past that.
What if I said to you tomorrow morning?
Hey Hank, I have your breakfast. It's a banana out of PFTs, asshole. I would, I would, probably.
Talk to I'd probably file a claim with Morgan, and Morgan. Okay, okay, yeah, so also just.
Just to recap your hank, when you say it started last week that you've been starved out. You ate lunch at one o'clock, and then you started to complain at three 30 that you've only eaten one.
Meal That's actually very true, you said. I've only eaten one meal today at three o'clock. It.
Was seven 30.
Hey, you know what I had today? You were driving me as far away from the house.
I ate two scoops of ice cream and a waffle cone, that was my lunch. Same, and I'm your choice.
Again, that's the problem you're, you're forcing your choices on others. Okay, so much like Lizzo.
Yeah, you stop smoking weed and then you just don't get you've been a little bit. Yeah, you've.
Been outside of your own head. I think, I think, I think, I think again. Asking for breakfast, that's a crime. Put me in, put me in the gulag. 30 years old. You can get breakfast on your own.
So back to Lizzo, she's getting sued, she's on the hot seat. So it was bananas out of vagina.
In Amsterdam, I guess that's probably where she was like, Oh, we're in Amsterdam, anything goes.
International law. There's a place called, I think it's called the Banana Room. Or I heard the story from Glenny Balls and Fights when they went there with Bert Kreischer, Okay, I think Fights told me, actually.
So KFC Radio went over there and they took them to the Banana Room and.
This is what happens at the Banana room, so it's kind of when you go into the banana room. Not not defending Lizzo here, but when you do go in the banana room, weird shit goes down.
The first question you should ask when somebody takes you a place called the Banana Room is.
Oh, why is it called the Banana room? Oh, I would say, Uh, do they have snacks? They do, okay, can I please have some?
Yeah, maybe she won't, you know.
Maybe she'll get proven innocent, okay, I think she's got a somewhat of a claim.
But yeah, I don't think so. Probably not. That probably doesn't fly, especially subordinates. Yeah, yeah.
That's relatable, yeah, cause we've made you do that.
So when I saw the story come out, I thought to myself, I thought to myself.
So along the lines of what you're saying right now, Big cat. We've said and done a number of things. That would probably open us up to litigation from Hank if he ever decided to. But we have a.
We have, like, a what is it, canary in a coal mine? If the canary dies, you know, there's a gas leak. Yeah, if Jake Marsh doesn't sue us, we're good.
Yeah, he's our canary in a coal mine.
Because he would be the one, so that's binding. He just said, I will never sue you guys.
Oh, I hope you want a banana split tonight, buddy. You like nuts on them? Or, Yeah, Jake is our canary in a coal mine, though? Yeah, he, if if he does not file an HR claim.
No one else will. Yeah, that's actually great for immunity because Billy's definitely going.
To file a lawsuit at some point? Yeah, oh for sure, we're going to have to.
Have him, so we're going to, we're just going to kill Billy, Yeah.
What do you think? This whole store really? Just realized, Oh shit, why are we building a hole?
We're in the middle of a cornfield and a giant hole. You ever seen? The end of casino? Yes, it's.
The perfect crime, too. Cause we'd be like, why would we? Why would we put Billy in a hole that we podcast it from? Yeah, that's stupid.
Wink, wink, he just fell in. Yeah, all right, your.
Cool Throne Hank, My cool throne is the MVP. Yes, stakes got a lot higher for the MVP. Nickelodeon playoff game was just a wild card game the last couple of years.
Now they're doing a Superbowl alternate broadcast, so they did kind of rig the polls so that we couldn't, you know, they they awl proofed it. Yeah, so I hope they open it up again, but yeah, they're doing an alternate.
Superbowl broadcast this year this year. Jake Yeah, they. Jake is no eagle, tell no eagle, tell no eagle. To stop the steal. What they did to democracy in America last time is unforgivable.
We couldn't vote for the quarterback of the losing team. If that's our, that's our MVP.
We'll make a, we'll make a stick. I think, yeah. The first year it was the hashtag so you guys could do your thing, but now they put it to the Nickelodeon website, right? No.
A vote? No, but they only let you choose certain people. This year, I thought it was hashtag like.
Mitch For MVP, the first No. I just came up with that hashtag as we were watching it, trying to get other people to do it. We spam the vote and then send people to the website. But no, it sounds like you're standing up for your boy. I mean, of course, he rigged the election.
It's not his fault, it is his fault. I'm going to indict him. All decisions are made by the play by play guy.
That is a fact. Yeah, I'll tell you what if we win this MVP shot of a lifetime?
Yeah, you guys see the shot of lifetime viral golf shot? No. It was like this guy from a bunker.
Really, yeah, actual shot of a lifetime. Yeah, I would say, shot of a lifetime from.
Bunker goes to the H man. That's true, that's a fact. Yeah, he killed Hiller.
Yeah, he did.
He did something good for everyone. Yeah, uh okay, oh wait, that was your cool throne, that.
Was my cool throne? Okay? Good job Hank, great job Hank, we know you need to be.
You know, positive reinforcement, because you should stop smoking weed.
Uh, my, why did you stop smoking weed? I want you to go back. You never really told me that.
You suck, I don't know, I just ran out. It was like, I'm done well. It's interesting because it's legal in Illinois.
Yeah, I don't know, I just I turned 30 and older. I was just like, fuck it, I actually. I mean, like, if you had a car right now, I'd probably smoke it.
I'm just.
Not buying it for myself. Okay, so we just have to buy you weed. No, okay.
That's fine deal.
I think I actually know why Hank's grumpy, and it is. It's my hot seat, I know why you stopped smoking, it's weed, weeds on my hot seat. Oh, there's something called a hop latent viroid going around, and it basically nerfs. potent weed, so all the big potent weed everyone's we've talked about on the show before, weed has gotten too strong.
That might be a boomer take on our part. When we were growing up, weed was still pretty strong, but not this strong, so they've made it even less strong. So the the nerfing of the weed is going around right now. There's like a virus or a fungus that's affecting like 90 of marijuana plants in the country.
We got a wild cat. What? oh shit.
We saw that earlier. Oh, let's get this cat in the hole, let's get this cat in the hole. Sorry pft. But there's a cat right here. We're going to get this cat in the hole.
I'm allergic.
You're scaring it, you're scaring it. Come here, kitty.
Come on, let's get this cat, Oh yeah.
You're allergic to pussy, Jake, that kind, Okay, you dog you.
Okay, all right, go ahead back to the nerfed weed, so weed is not strong anymore.
So basically, in the next year or two, all the really potent weed is going to be brought down by like 50 potency, which I actually think is wonderful. Yeah, I think that's what weed needs to be. It needs to be exactly half as strong as it is right now, so you can still smoke it and do stuff.
So.
That means we have to buy double the weed, we have to buy twice as much weed. Why are you trying to?
Enable me Why can't you just support me? I support you, Hank. I think this is like life.
Binds away, yeah, like the universe knows, weed's getting too strong. God was like, Okay, let me just sprinkle some of this virus out there, yeah.
Agreed, Salt Bay agreed. My cool throne is the University of Northwestern. Because they hired former Attorney General Loretta Lynch to lead an investigation into all the hazing practices and the culture at Northwestern football. And also at the same time, they had a four star quarterback commit.
That just switches commitment to Oklahoma. Oh so, but my cool throne is that I actually think that this is good. As a fan of Northwestern, I think it's good for the program as a true fan of the football team on the board.
I am, yeah, basically, I'm on the board. And as a fan of Northwestern, a real fan of the school, the institution, not just the football team, I think they should be given the death penalty. I think that as north as Northwestern goes, we're more than a football team. We're. We're an institution that develops and builds young minds and teaches them to be ethical.
And we can't do that with this sort of football team. So listen, if you're an alumni out there who's in sports media, if you're a journalist and you're saying anything besides death penalty to Northwestern. You're also agreeing with the fact of everything that they did to get to this.
Point You're endorsing it, not me, Jake. I sense a little disdain when you said that about PFT there.
Are you? I mean, there's a journalism rivalry, right? I know he has a more prestigious.
Degree than you, right? Well, also our journalism school, you forget it was unaccredited, so we lost our accreditation. discredited, yeah.
Numbers never lie, numbers never lie, accreditation never lies. Yeah, that's true. So yeah, I think I think Northwestern, as a fan, should have the football team disbanded.
Death penalty, yes, that's, that's the only way out.
Of this, agreed, agreed, all right. My hot seat is the Pac-12..
Pac-12 feels like they are teetering at this moment, could even be announced after this, but Arizona, Arizona State and Utah are being rumored to go to the Big 12. The Pac-12 is also trying to get them to stay by putting the PaC-12 on Apple TV. CW Yeah.
Subscription model, which I guess would be better than the PaC-12.
Channel that I never was able to finally get, it's always channel number like, 671. Yeah, so.
But the Pac-12 feels like they're in dire straits. I have also heard rumors it's it is true.
What great band, great band. Yeah, Mark Knopfler, you know him?
That's a callback, yeah, when hank.
Said, Dire straits, Great, what'd you say? Great song. Yeah, great song.
It is I've also heard rumors that Washington and Oregon to the Big 10, and possibly Florida State and Clemson as well. So who's going to be in the Pac-12? I don't. I don't think anyone should go to the SEC if they're going to move. Hands off, Jake.
Okay, I want them. Okay, I'm saying, geographically, yeah.
Okay, well, UCLA and USC don't make any sense. Geographically, geographics do not matter in college football anymore. We're headed for the big Big two, maybe Big three, maybe Big 12..
That'd be awesome if the Big 12, just like we're, we're sticking with the ashes and became one of.
The big three? Well, it's funny, cause like all these teams leaving the Pac-12, this is now when Gonzaga is going to go to the PaC-12. Yeah, look at us.
We're in a major conference, I don't know.
Why we don't just do, we should just do NFL model and just have divisions and just have conferences. The Big, the Big 10 and the SEC are the conferences you just kind of created.
You created college football as it is right now. Yeah, well, well, they'd have to clean it up. A.
Little, I'm saying there's two, only two conferences, so we're headed that way, we're not.
There yet two conferences, divisions within the conferences, maybe 32 teams total correct, and they play in divisions of four, right?
Got it? Yes, it's going to work, I just want to get to.
The final ending of this? I'm just sick of it, yeah, um, and then my cool throne is Lane Kiffin's girlfriend. It was National Girlfriend Day.
So he posted to her, and she's attractive. Yeah, cheers, congrats, that's fine.
That's fine. Well, he posted it. I didn't even know there was National Girlfriend Day. You want to see a picture of her? I saw it.
She's nice, she looks, she looks smart, she looks like, very intelligent, they look. Happy. National Girlfriend Day.
See.
Yeah, I like that. He's got the high neck sweatshirt too. Yeah, yeah.
He looks like.
He's just living his best life. With National Girlfriend Day. Big shout out. they got a day for everything. National Hank eats a banana out of PFTS ass days tomorrow. I'm excited.
Hank.
How much would it cost?
Good question, I want to know your number. Everyone's got a price.
Is the peel on before or after? Oh, how far in your asshole is it? It would be half in, half out. wait, wait, but dude, the peel. 50 grand cash.
Oh, that's doable, that's doable.
But get the peel on before. Wait, how much am I getting out of this? I have to stick a banana.
Up my ass, you're allowed to post it, okay, yeah?
Okay, Billy, your hot sequel to My Hot Seat is Hit Men. A 20 year, a 28 year old hired hit man to kill his lover's husband, who was a former Auburn football player. And it went through. I've been hearing a lot of hit man plots lately, some guy applied to be a hit man.
I'm not hearing any positive hit man stories. I think it's a profession.
That's going out of business. I mean, every time I hear a story about a hit man, it's just straight up like this hit man was. Like, secretly recording the person that asked them to kill somebody. If you ask your friend, they're like, Do you know a hit man? And they introduced to somebody.
That guy's wearing a wire, yes. FACTS I saw a video that Woody Harrelson's dad was a hit man.
Yeah, and he killed a judge like an accomplished hit man. Yeah, yeah.
Wait, you can just apply to.
Be a hit man, hit man. It's right next to Barstool GMS. It's called LinkedIn, but it's spelled like Lincoln.
I think hit man for hire.
Com was the website that got him. Oh, that's pretty under the radar. Yeah, it actually might be a better, uh, thing to, like, pretend to be a hit man and con.
People like, Jake's been doing this whole time, Jake, take out your gun now, kill Billy.
Big guy admitted that I'm not a rat because I ate wings. Yeah, you did. you ate wings, you.
Show it's your your annual hey guys, I can do this. Jake also put away quite a bit of wings.
More than I thought that you would. It was my first time this week. You're a great eater, yeah.
I can eat, yeah, $19 and eight hours at Bolero. Yeah, that's true, that's a fact.
Uh, and your?
Cool my cool throne is the Jets, shout out Steven Shea. He did a little police work, not too much, but Aaron Rogers is not going. How much is too much police work?
The Jets doesn't even chase. No, no, no, no, I, I. I've been following this, but Steven Shea wrote a blog and I respect the bloggers. Okay, uh, Aaron Rogers took a $35 million pay cut.
Right, Devante Adams, right, visited the Jets recently. Did he?
He did Aaron Rogers, he's on track, he's under contract with.
The Raiders Right, right, right. But what do you mean? He went to the Jets facility, he went.
To New York, I think yes. He went to the Jets facility, not to the facility.
That's not visiting.
He went to New York City to see his friend. Okay, okay, so there's no other reason why he would go.
To New York City, there's probably a couple. He didn't visit the jets. He visited New York City, okay.
That's what we thought. He may have gone to New Jersey. Okay, we don't know that, but if he visited the jets, that would be like, very illegal and tampering law.
So quote which is a very, very serious that would break the code. Yes quote from Aaron Rogers.
You probably agree with this this year, compared to, like, 2005. The amount of transactions that happen now, with guys getting cut, and the amount of trades way more than before, big names move at the trade deadline. Now. I wanted to make sure that if somebody valuable came available, that we'd be able to get him. I'm very happy with the contract.
I feel great about it on his contract. So hypothetically, at the trade deadline, something were to happen. Like, we have super teams now. Dame Bomb Miller OBJ went to the Rams before they won a Superbowl.
Hey, okay, so I actually don't disagree with the premise of this. It makes sense. I do think that things are going to go sideways for the Raiders pretty quickly this year.
Devante Adams probably not going to be happy playing for Jimmy Garoppolo. And what figures to a low wind season for Las Vegas? So it would make sense that he would be disgruntled halfway through the season and want to leave. So I listen, I'll give all the credit to Stephen Shea for his not too much police work and for you for bringing it up on the show. I think that it's a good possibility that this happens, yeah.
The problem for the jets would.
Be that there are they running out of picks, how many of they send it for Aaron Rogers? A couple, yeah, a few, but I mean, you'd have to get if it doesn't really matter.
That's a problem you just deal with later. Can you do cash in the N.FL like they do in baseball? Cash considerations? Could the Woody Johnson? Could he send some money to Mark Davis? because?
Mark Davis needs some cash. Yeah, why not? That would be good, yeah.
Just float him some. Yeah, maybe a PF Chang's gift card? Yeah, this P.F. Chang's gift card is worth $500,000..
Black card Mark Davis is like, That's two months, okay, Jake?
My hot seat is Kendrick Perkins. He got ejected at a AAU tournament.
Uh-oh, bad book. What yelling at the refs, something like that.
Okay, I almost respect.
That it depends on what the refs did.
Ejected is different. ejected is a bad look. it's not a terrible look, because a fight is what's a really bad look. Yeah, Legarrette blunt is a bad look.
Right, my dad's been kicked out of a couple. No way I never would have guessed that it's not that bad.
Sometimes you go too hard for your son. I do like the rule.
When you get kicked out of a little league game for yelling at an umpire, you have to go to umpire school and then umpire game yourself. Yeah, punishment fits the crime.
Yep, absolutely. My cool throne is Doris Burke. Yes, she's getting promoted to the A team alongside Mike Breen and newcomer in the booth, Doc Rivers.
I like how you just presented that. Yeah, well, I think he has prior broadcasting experience, he does. Is he going to be hoarse all the time?
What is he going to be hoarse all the time? I don't know, but Mark Jackson, I think everyone.
Was shocked that he got removed as well from the A team. I have a take that probably people will disagree with. I loved Jeff Van Gundy, I liked that booth. Mark Jackson. Kind of a goofball. But like, you need that in broadcasting. I do think there was a moment where it was like, they've been doing this for too long.
Cause all they do is complain. Yeah, you know what I mean? Well, the cat's about to come in, whoa?
What's the cat's name? Blake and Mark Jackson, you know, I think they're great. They just got a little bit grumpy because they'd been doing it for so long.
But they weren't even really grumpy about the wrong things. I found myself agreeing with them.
About like the flagrant fouls, of course, but they're also like when you're watching a game.
You don't want to hear just constant complaints. Yeah, I always lean more towards I will tolerate a shitty booth. If they're friends and they get along and they seem to be having a good time, I like that. I like listening to buddies just talk while they're watching sports.
I weirdly think that, like Mark Jackson and Jeff van Gundy, if they take a year off and then come back. I'd be like, Yes, I'm all the way back in. Yeah, you know, just a reset year I'm going to.
Miss hearing Mark Jackson? Just say Jeff van Gundy all the time, remember when he tried to fuck?
LeBron's wife Yeah, with all due respect, I'd knock that out of the park, yeah.
So Mike Breen?
Was stunned and sad about the firings of Jackson and Van Gundy. I mean, he probably got a pay raise too, right? Breen? Yeah, I don't know.
He's great, though one of the one of the books is good, too.
Doris deserves it. Mike Breen won't make anything you don't like Doris, she's a hater. Celtics.
Hater Oh, really, yeah, who does she? She didn't say a word during game seven when Jason Tatum was going off and beat the Sixers. She was just dead silent.
I love that mew hank No, I genuinely.
Love that. Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't announcing, maybe her job was on the floor.
And amazement. What's the point of being a sports fan if you can't get pissed at the announcers?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not wrong, I'll, I'll show you there's, there's documented proof.
Oh.
You have a tape? Yeah, okay, what about your guy, doc, going right to the A-team? I love doc.
Yeah, great coach. Sad, you know, players that he had in Philly couldn't do enough for him, but.
Championship coach He has won a championship. Yeah, that is a fact. Max, what are your thoughts on, Doc?
I want Hank to shut up.
Okay, well, let's get to the interviews, let's do some interviews.
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Locations. So the first question, of course, is, what is grit to you? Josh Allen, Grit is.
Using the dorm bathrooms and being okay with it, yeah, my our good friend over here is not okay.
With using a dorm, well, no, I'm just saying I was telling Josh before we started recording. I could live in a dorm room. I could be here for two weeks, That's great, the dorm bathrooms might.
Be an issue for me. Yeah, yeah, that's not gritty enough, it's not here.
You're in I. It's actually like a lot of teams don't do this anymore. Go to a dorm, go to a college campus. What's it like being in a back in a dorm with with the boys? It's, it's. I was telling him, it's like, grit week.
For you guys, I know that it's like grit, two and a half weeks for us. That's true. I love it, I do.
I honestly, I love being in the dorms. You get to control your own little AC. I put mine down like 58 degrees. Nice, you walk outside like you spend every waking moment with the with the boys.
Yeah, it's just having a good time, talking about football life, getting to know each other a little bit better and playing video games with each other and staying out. I love it. You decorate your dorm room. Posters up there, Marley poster.
I should I should get a PMT? Yeah, Pink Floyd.
Ass poster, Yeah, all of them, Boondock Saints, scarface poster, we get all of them.
The Belushi College one, the two chicks kissing, yeah, the kiss, yeah.
Strong guys yeah, strong guys yeah.
Exactly, we just put it all all up in the dorm. So um, it's great to see you, it's great to have you back on. I actually also have to start with, I saw a tweet that you got hit really hard in camp practice, like a minute ago.
I did, and that the whole place went silent for about 10 seconds. Are you okay? I'm fine. Do we need to do something to take this person out?
Whoever hit you, No.
I loved Aaron. It was a it was an accident, it was an accident. It was kind of a little quarterback throwback pass, so waiting for the ball and Dawson threw the ball.
Taryn comes in flying in like a bat out of hell and got a nice little Charlie horse. But more importantly, I was on the ground. I just got the wind knocked out of me. So just that's scary. The wind knocked out of you is one of the scariest things you've experienced. Cause you.
When you get the wind knocked out of you, it looks like the way you act is a significant injury. Yeah, yeah, even though you'll be fine in 10 seconds, yeah.
Okay, it looks like you're going.
To die, Yeah, it feels like you're going to die. yeah, you're on the ground, just like gasping for air.
You said it was an accident. Yeah, sounds like hard-nosed defense.
Playing some gritty defense. If you were truly gritty, we can go at each other and say, who's gritty, who's not? You would say, Can we see your gritty? Yeah, you want me to beat your ass?
No.
The gritty, Oh, the gritty. Oh, let's see, I'm not going to do it for you, but we got to okay, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, don't do it, okay, sit down, wait. So if you were so gritty?
Yeah, take the fucking red jersey. yeah, you ever feel like a pussy for wearing that red jersey?
Yeah, no one can touch you. I've gone out there actually three times without a red jersey, really, okay.
And just I played, uh, the end for nobody knew who's that guy. What about the visor? Are we rocking the visor? I don't know, I. I always do like the the different colored visor for camp and practice.
Sometimes I did a clear visor in college for a little bit. Um, I don't.
Know no visor. no visor. you don't like visor. No Superbowl quarterback has ever worn a visor.
Visit my Homes or a visor? No, I don't think so. We can fact check. I'm pretty sure he does, he does.
We just don't say anything, we'll delete this. Yeah, yeah, I thought he did at one point.
Cause he was an Oakley guy, not when he won the Superbowl. Yeah, hold up, yeah.
We'll fact check.
It, um, your coach has, uh, the Lombardi trophy on a big banner in the facility. Are you thinking that maybe that's a little forward? Is that too much? That's good to visualize?
Okay, it's good to see it, are you? Will you go one step further and maybe make a reservation for the Superbowl? Just be like, This is my goal. I'm making the reservation right now.
Reservation for the.
Superbowl for Vegas, for what? Though hotel reservation? Well, the team does that for us.
It's like the it's like the uh scene from Steinfeld, uh, what's it called? The reservation where he's like, you got to hold her. Did you watch Steinfeld? Are you a fan of Steinfeld?
I don't okay, am I saying that right? Steinfeld, Steinfeld.
Steinfeld Oh, are you a fan of Steinfeld? I don't know what Steinfeld is like the show, yeah.
The show, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you should buy a big fan. You should buy like a ticket to a show in Las Vegas that weekend and be like, Okay, I've already got my tickets, yeah.
But I don't want to go to a show for getting prepared for the Superbowl. I think it's just disrespectful that you and your coach are saying we'd like to win the Superbowl this year. Yeah, that seems kind of messed up. I didn't.
I didn't know, I didn't know how I was going to work that in. Did I do a good job? You did a good job, okay?
Thanks. I was like, How the fuck am I going to bring up Seinfeld and say Steinfeld?
I've been, uh, I've been reading the news. Have you been reading the news about yourself? Which no. Uh, there was a headline and it was just Josh Allen makes out with his girlfriend on vacation.
That's awesome that somebody writes an article about you making out with your.
Girlfriend, The fact that anybody cares about that still blows my mind. He looks good in shorts, I saw the pictures, I was like, he looks good in shorts.
They were on a boat.
What they were on a boat, seriously, yeah, that's fucked up.
That does that, because it's it's. I saw it and I just like, I just felt like this, this gross feeling of insecurity. No, no privacy. It was just like, what is wrong?
You got to get back to Buffalo, the people of Buffalo will protect you. Yeah, yeah, that's the difference.
That's why we're back. Yeah, that's why we're not, because it's your job.
But yeah, that's why we're back. You could have worse headlines written about you though, than like, makes out with girlfriend, Yeah, that's true, that's true, that's.
That's not a bad one to have, that's a pretty good one. Um, all right. So how are we feeling physically? Because I I think that you're so tough.
You were more injured last year than you let on, and now you're. Are you fully backed? You feel good? We're back, okay?
Cause is that true? Like you were, you were, you were more banged up, like as the season went along, especially after.
The elbow, Yeah, I mean, there was probably three or four weeks where I didn't practice at all.
I was just standing out there. I'd get mental reps, but I wouldn't throw until game day, right? So that that takes a toll on you, whether you believe it or not. Like getting those repetitions in practice, it helps out a lot.
And um, there's no excuses, though. We got to go out there and we.
We ball, I like that. Are you worried all about the madden cover? No, not at all, okay.
I think that got, I think that got debunked, right, it did. It's one of those things that whenever it's bad, it becomes a big story. Then there's a bunch of years where it's fine, yeah.
Yeah, so you're not worried, no, what? What happened when they they approach you and you're just like?
Fuck, this is like the coolest thing ever. Yeah, yeah, I mean, they. They gave my agent a call and said, Hey, we, we want him to to be on the cover. And got on a Zoom call with them. And they had like, this video and this whole presentation, and the video was like, really fricking, sick.
And I'm just like, Okay, yeah, yeah, cause I mean, I, I grew up playing, yeah.
Right, that's how I learned the rules, that's how I like the basic coverages of defense and basic, you know, offensive concepts. And as a kid, I played with my brother and my dad, and I knew every single rule. So like when I played like Peewee and junior varsity football, like, I was so far ahead of the curve.
Because I knew what was supposed to be going on. Yeah, do you look at the ratings? And you're like, man, they really boned me on, like pass blocking. I always love it when they have legs, yeah.
Strength, like I should be one of the, if not the strongest, like, I'm so, so strong.
But they had me a little weaker. Has your arm gotten stronger since you've been in the NFL?
Uh, no, I think it's stayed pretty, pretty constant. Okay, when's the last time you just?
You ripped a ball and you're like, let's see how far this will go. It's been a long time. Yeah, yeah, did you never actually threw it out of the stadium?
Right, no, I tried it one time. Yeah, are.
You going to try it again this year? Maybe we'll see. Okay, depends on which way the wind's drifting. You know, if I got a heavy wind behind me, I might just chuck one up there.
But it's a $17,000.
Fine, every time I do it, but still, if you throw a football out of the stadium, I'll cover your fine. Yeah, well, no, you know what?
We'll take it out of our cut.
The 15 million you owe us, we'll just take it from the IOU, yeah, pay it down, yeah.
I do have.
Some IOUs back there for you guys. Um, just to. I would like to say you can take my cut of the 15.
Million, and you can use it and distribute it to your running backs. How about that?
Yeah.
Seven and a half million, that's chump change. Okay, yeah, so wait, when did you sign the big?
Deal Was it a year ago?
Uh, two years ago.
It was two years ago. Already. Have you bought anything like crazy?
Define crazy golf simulator I got a golf simulator, but is it crazy? did I buy it?
Though, Oh, okay, that's smart. See, now you're using, you're saving that up so you can pay us.
Yeah, exactly, see, I actually spent what I was going to give you guys, so that's why I have the IOUS, so once that gets paid off, I can start reimbursing you guys. What about jet skis?
No jet skis, no boats, um tractor, No. Well, so there was. My dad texted me the other day.
We. I had worn a Fireball Eagle sweatshirt, which was from my high school and Buffalo. And Bill's bought like a hundred thousand dollars worth, and it was donated straight to the high school. And my dad texts me they're buying an AI robot to paint the fields, that's pretty cool, yeah.
I was, my dad said. I was like, Hey, they need your permission to buy this. I was like, that's what they want to buy. Yeah, go ahead, yeah.
Yeah, so it just goes out there like on wheels, and yeah, it's got like this, like, kind of like command center. You press the button and it goes, and it paints them straight lines.
And then you can input the logo of the middle of the field.
And we'll go and do the entire logo like that's so you can do like soccer button, football button.
Yeah, I believe, so, yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
That's crazy. Yeah, okay, that's a good use of.
Money, that's the craziest thing that you've bought, is an AI field painting. I didn't even.
Bought it? I don't know, I don't know. I bought a new house recently, okay?
Nice, I wouldn't say.
That's crazy. Yeah, no, that's not crazy. So it sounds like you have the 15 million for us, yeah.
I mean, it's doing a good job with your money, the thing is, you know.
Putting my checking and savings accounts all set up, you know, it takes a couple of days.
Yeah, um, I want to talk about last year a little bit. Uh, obviously the Demar Hamlin thing was crazy. What was it for you as, like the leader of the team? Did you get in front of everyone? Like a day or two after being like, Hey, this is, you know, like, did you feel that responsibility, especially in a moment that had never happened before?
Yeah, um, in the locker room, cause we'd gone back in and kind of gotten like a 15, 20 minute break or whatever before. We were gonna have to go back out there and play. And I had to stand up and just kind of ask a question, and I hated asking the question. Um, to see if anybody and everybody would play. Um, but I'm glad I did, because it just took one person to say, No, we're not doing it. I was like, Okay, we're not doing it.
So that that, that it sucked, um, obviously that situation was so crazy. But I'm so glad that he's out here and practicing with us and first day of pads back with him. And um, just the inspiration that he's actually brought our team, and to go even further than inspiration that he's brought in a lot of other people around the country world. And he's done such a good job of, uh, you know, teaching CPR classes and making sure that local communities and teams have AEDs in their facilities. So a lot of good has come from that situation, which again, hundreds of lives are going to be.
Because of that, like, that's just a fact, because teams will, you know, use sports and all that stuff, the awareness can be incredible. Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, what was it like? uh?
Getting ready to play the following week after that, it was tough. Yeah, we, we were sitting thinking about it.
Like, are they actually going to be able to play? Because that's going to be in the back of your mind, or at the front of your mind. All week, you're probably just like us, refreshing Twitter, trying to figure out, like, if there's any news, any news could be good news. So like, going into that week, what was that like, trying to prepare for a game?
It's a little bit of a psychological warfare, like within your, within yourself. Um, and every day we were getting updates, uh, like the first team meeting, we'd. We'd get a call from. Whether it was, uh, the doctors that were helping tomorrow, or his parents, and then that that third day we got a call and it was him. And, uh, just being like, seeing him and him, just kind of saying, like, y'all boys, go get them. Like, gave us enough juice to go out there and, you know, first play.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that was that was insane, absolutely insane. So what year seven you're going to, year seven, year six, year six? What have you learned in the first five years? Where you're like? This is what we have to do different to get over that final mountain. Because you guys have been a really, really good team and you've had those chances.
But it just hasn't broken your way. Yeah, I mean, I think playing your best ball at the end of the year, uh, is the biggest key. And again, this league is it's crazy, like you're going to need some luck going your way.
Um, injuries are a part of the game. In last year, I think we got a little bit bitten by that. But it takes a lot of different moving parts to win a Superbowl. And there's only one team at the end of the season that's going to be happy that they won and this and that.
But um, I think everybody gets lost at lost during the season. With the whole let's go win the Superbowl thought, instead of let's just get to the playoffs and give ourselves a chance. Right, right? Cause you can't, you can't win the Superbowl, you can't win the lottery.
If you don't buy a ticket, you can't win the Superbowl, if you don't make the playoffs, so the playoffs is our Superbowl ticket. Um, and we got to, we got to figure out again, just to find a way to get there, and then as.
Soon as we get there, let's play our best ball. Yeah, and like, not getting too high, not getting too low. Cause I felt like even last year when you guys went into Kansas City early in the season, you beat them. That was like, a, yeah, we got them back for the AFC Championship game, where it's most of these teams that are there at the end. Or, sorry, it was a divisional round.
Most of these teams at the end, they're they. never too high, never too low, every win, loss. Like, I mean, the Colts, the Colts beat the Chiefs last year and that was crazy, and that's the.
Thing sometimes like a loss actually helps you, it refocuses you. It's like, all right, we should not have like, what did we do during that week that caused us to lose that game, like, why did we play off?
Why? What caused things to go around? Like, So sometimes those losses help more than wins do. And they kind of tell you who you are as a team, how you bounce back from things. So, and I. This sucks. Like every game you want to go into and you want to win, but not every game is a must win game.
Right, right, and that's you can't lose, exactly, yeah.
But again, just finding a way to get into the playoffs and giving yourself a chance. Yeah, yeah, so what loss would?
You say was the most productive loss that you had last year when you didn't cover the spread?
Against the Packers, not that anyone here bet on that we didn't lose, though we lost against the.
Spread Yeah, you lost against the spread, that's important. Well, I mean, yeah, we were 13-3. I mean, we lost, I think, all three games by a combined eight or nine points.
Yeah, Miami game was crazy, Miami game was crazy, a lot of it was we were straight in the heat. And they construct that stadium too, where it just beats down on the opposing team. Yep.
It's, it's crazy, it really is.
The Jets game losing to them, and then Billy thought he won the Super Bowl after that. Was it the Vikings? Yeah, it was. We learned a lot from the Vikings.
That was crazy, some weird situations. Again, we're backed up, defense makes a crazy stop. We get the ball like on the half inch yard line, the fumble, they pick it up in the end zone, they score. And we had the mental aptitude to go down in two minute and score and tie the game. And then just, you know, threw a bad.
Pick in the end zone. Yeah, it was such an insane ending to that game. I'm still convinced that that Sean put too many men on the field on purpose. It's like, challenging, like, call it on me.
I'll put 13 guys out there. We're on the half inch line, what are you going to do? half the distance of the goal now? you're at the quarter inch line.
I think that was on purpose. Can you confirm? or?
Deny, Nope, can't confirm or deny. We got to talk real quick about. You've been doing a lot of other content with other people, which is fine, which is fine. We're, you know, we have an open relationship.
It's totally fine, but Daniel Ricardo, a friend of ours, friend of yours.
Good friend, good friend. Okay, but if you had to pick, usher him and we're not going to make you.
Pick, but if you had, you did, make me pick when you guys facetime me. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm going with my man dancing.
Oh, come on, can you name a quote? Can you name that quote? Though? I got to give it to my man dancing Rick, Who is that?
That's a it's a throwback movie. I do like, I'm a big movie quote guy, so I'll throw out movie quotes throughout the day and just like, name that movie. Dancing Rick, dancing Rick, I got to give it to my man, dancing Rick.
Who's that? It's Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Oh.
Starsky and Hutch, There we go. That's kind of disgusting that that's a throwback movie to you, It is a throwback movie. It's 1997, probably 98..
Was it not? No, that was like, 2004 2005. Are we too old for you? Is that the problem?
You get a lot of young content creators, we're too old, we're not cool. What other content creators are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
Oh, you did some, you know, golf video. I did some golf videos. We like those guys, Bob does sports, we love those guys.
They're great, great guys, but you know, it's just it's harsh. Well, you guys don't, I've seen.
I've seen your golfing now.
Let's get out. I beat Hank last week. Yeah, did you break a?
Was it your whole break? I did my job, I did my job. We'll put it that way, all right.
Wait.
So how is the golf game coming? I do. Have you walked yourself into the one, the the one, the moment with Tom Brady? We got to be better. You got to consult us before.
Which one? When you had his combine picture on the golf ball, then he put a Lombardi trophy. It was like, Josh, you ever seen one of these? Yeah, we got to, like, that's a, that's one.
You should run by us. We can be like, all right. Here's. Here's what his reaction will be. Don't put yourself in that spot.
Sometimes I forget, like, what the other side's going to do right right? We can think ahead.
On the troll moves, Okay, we can read a defense very well when it comes to that. Perfect, yeah.
So you got to talk to and then you also. Aaron Rogers cheated, right? he did. I'm a fan of Aaron Rogers now. I love Aaron, yeah.
But he did, He cheated. Yeah, he sandbagged you, he's saying.
Not just me, the world, the world, yes, what'd he do?
He, uh, he may have gotten just seven or eight strokes too many. Oh, at Pebble Beach, oh or nine.
Piece of shit.
I'm not coming in, not not for me, that's what other sources are saying. I'm not saying that.
No, I think I think Aaron Rogers should be in jail. Yeah, nope, I would never say that.
I would say a lot of the golfers maybe thought that too. Yeah, yeah, you don't cheat on a golf.
On a golf course, were you more nervous for the match than a football game? Yes, cause I.
I would imagine like, I mean, you're putting down the ball on the tee and your hand is just.
Shaking, and everyone's a golf expert on that. Yes, so, like, the minute you get up there and you.
And you tee off, brother, this guy stinks. I don't, I don't do this, this is not my job, right? Like I, I love golf.
I love playing golf and I'm getting to a point now where it's like, I'm getting better. Yeah, I feel good about my game right now. Um, so let's set up a date, okay?
And we'll go, we're done, we're done in all of us, except for Hank. Can I can I ask one question?
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