Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell To Start Grit Week 2023, Mt Rushmore Of Best Recurring Guests + Monday Reading

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Welcome to pardon my take. Today is Monday, July 31st, and, more importantly, welcome to Grit Week, presented by Coors Light. It's Grit Week, boys.

We're here, that's the gritty version of Electric Avenue. You just listen, Yeah, it comes, but once a year and we're in Buffalo, the grittiest city ever.

Yeah, that was a that was a hank. Forgot to tell Max. That's grit week.

That's great.

Week Max We don't give each other directions on grit Week, just do do the job.

We just know, Yeah, exactly, we put our hard hat on and we fucking roll. Yeah, I love Buffalo.

I saw some people complain that we're at Buffalo again. We had to come back to Buffalo to see Ed and Alicia. We have a great video with them, uh, and we're also moving Max and Memes, literally from New York to Chicago. They have stuff on the RV.

Uh, how did? how did Wing Nuts hit for you? Because I'm happy to announce that it hits the same. I, uh. We opened up the new restaurant, we had the first meal ever eaten at the restaurant. It's not officially open for another 10 days or so.

August 9th Big Day.

And the fryer's on Fantastic, yeah.

Oh, no. August 9th, their fifth year anniversary.

Fifth year anniversary Yeah, I think they're opening on August 10th. yes, uh, the day after the Big Day, the day after the big Day.

So grit week, we're here, ready to go feeling good.

No, no, false. I took, I took a, I took a shower, got some nice shampoo, soup, and I got out of the shower. I was like, I'm ready to go.

Oh, okay, interesting.

So fired up.

Yeah, and we have the finale of the Billy Football story arc. Billy, you're here.

I have no idea where we're going this week.

I have just I said it twice.

Yeah, and we've also, I think, been talking about it for the last two months.

Yeah, but I still don't like, I don't really listen. Yeah, yeah, but it's fine.

Oh, there we go.

What's in the rust belt?

Uh, all the rust.

Where do you? where do you think that we're stopping tomorrow?

Uh, I think we're going to, we're going to train camp after that. Not really sure.

Okay, all right, this is, yeah, this is the actual. It's a microcosm of the Billy Football Greater story arc. Just along for the ride.

Yeah, here he is, folks, so we've got a great show for you. Dan Campbell coming up. Jake is, uh, was just finishing the N.V. Five Corn Ferry tour.

Just congratulate him, I want to. I want to hear where he came up with the closing line. It is the Crow Show.

It is the Crow Show. Let's see, all right. So we're going to call Jake real quick, let's let's get it.

I mean, it's being recorded.

Oh, good point.

He probably knows this is, this is Daniel from part of my day. I don't know where this might be the first time.

I didn't say anything. Yeah, I didn't say anything. What do you mean? Thank you.

I was talking to myself.

I was talking to Alistair.

Oh okay, all right, Jake, we're recording part of my take right now, you are live on the show. Uh, give us real quick.

Um, I thought the entire team did a really good job, I think for everyone's first golf broadcast. Um, I was really happy with how it all went. I. It's a really fun sport to call, especially down the stretch, the drama just building up those last 30 minutes, two playoff holes. I was really happy with how everything went.

Hey yeah.

PFT commentator from part of my Take Sports podcast, Barstool Sports. Uh, it's really seemed like you and Kirk got into a nice little, uh, camaraderie. At the end, the, uh, the tension kind of melted away. How would you say your relationship developed?

Yeah.

I mean, he's just not a nice person when the cameras are old, shattering news, like you would admit that, too. That's just who he is, and I've accepted that, but I'm proud of myself for not letting him walk all over me. And I had to push back.

Yeah, I think he respected you because you, you like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a great back and forth, the tension was great. uh yeah, the whole thing was was incredible.

Um.

Anything you wish you had back. I mean, he went, he got there in two, What are you? Who are you talking about? What are you talking about? Patrick Fishburne got there in two.

I think like 20 feet.

Oh wow, that's a shot of a lifetime.

Hey Jake, Uh, pft commentator from part of my Take Sports podcast. Is that the only time you think that guy has ever reached a par five and two?

No, but I did he win? criticism? Wait, did he win?

The other guy sunk a birdie putt.

That's bad when you lose with a shot of a lifetime in your round. No, I thought that was the only one, that was the only one Jake where I was, like, shot of a lifetime. It was tough when he lost that playoff.

I think, I think, yeah, but I think I nailed to Eagle Putt to tie it.

Oh, after he reached the green and one under regulation.

Wait, he had hit an eagle on this hole and then you gave him a shot of a lifetime.

Yeah, because the other guy was laying up.

It seemed like it was over at that point.

Jake, we honestly think you did a very good job. you did a great job. Uh, I have one last question. Billy has the mic solo tonight for Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore of recurring guests.

I sent him 12 guys just off the top of my head.

Oh, wow.

12 guests, 12 recurring guests that I think could be in the running.

I didn't give any ranking.

So it's Billy's got the ball tonight. I hope he can deliver and we'll see. I hope he can give you a shot of a lifetime, guys.

It's gender neutral. God, I really wasn't thinking much about it.

Now I'm going to, Oh, yeah, no, you should. It was, Yeah, you did a great job, Jake Jake, here was. My test was if we would give a regular announcer shit for that, and we would, so it's only fair, but you were great otherwise, so it's not. Yeah, I can't be perfect, I definitely. It didn't ruin the rest of the broadcast. But that was a moment where the minute it happened, I was like, I'm going to have to give him shit about this.

You know, I think I was ready for the for the biggest. The biggest moment was the Crow show. I thought I nailed that.

You did, you did.

Yeah, like, if I, if I could go 90, I'll take it.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, all right, well, we'll see you tomorrow, Jake. Safe flight. And we're going to, we're going to, we're going to find a way to get wing nuts again, okay?

Oh, amazing.

Okay.

So much, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Okay, love you Jake. see you Jake.

Love you, love you. Oh, thank you.

The shot was tough.

I mean, you just ruined his night.

Maybe a little, uh it. It might've been a Chevrolet, we don't know from his perspective.

Oh, he did a great job, he was fantastic again. I think that that's actually the step. We can't, we can't just go go kid gloves. No, we would.

Lose, right?

If Jim is that it, we would've, we would've had fun with. it. doesn't mean Jim is a bad announcer. He was a goat, yeah.

Very good shot.

It was a very good shot.

It was a shot shot of his last 10 minutes.

Yeah, exactly, and actually the pot that the other guy made was a bigger shot on that.

Maybe more impressive, yeah.

But either way, great, great job by the whole broadcast crew. I thought the Kirk Jake, uh, tension was hilarious. Riggs, Frankie, Dan, Francis, Trent, everyone, everyone behind the scenes, so yeah, good job.

Oh, Robert and Jim, or no, excuse me, not Robert, Jonathan Taylor.

Jonathan.

John.

Rob, you were rip rip Robert Traylor.

Robert Traylor.

Tractor trailer.

Yeah, um, Jim, or say, has been on one for the last 48 hours. And so him and Jonathan Taylor are, uh, they're going at it. It started with the beef over running backs not being paid. well, Jonathan Taylor's up next to get paid.

They wouldn't have to pay him, they would not have to pay him this year and he would not complete his rookie contract. Yep, if they put them on this, this non uh football injury cause he got hurt back in training in Arizona solo.

Yeah, yeah, so it basically they had. He had this meeting with Jim, or say or say, pretty much told him, no one cares about you. Let's focus on you showing up to work this year and just remember the league's bigger than you, Jim. Or say is not entirely wrong that that's how it kind of the league looks at all their players, where everybody's replaceable, except for maybe two or three guys in the entire league.

It was, it was one of those quotes that probably didn't need to be said, but it's factual. Yeah, like, his point is, the N.FL is bigger than everyone. There is no one person himself included, Jim, or say, included, that could slow down what this thing does.

This whole world's gonna. That's the perspective you get after doing, like, 30 years of hard psychedelic drugs. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers would listen to Mr. Ursa and be like, Yeah, no, he's right.

Isn't that? isn't that a uh uh, a trill withers or a tweet that he? She's going to spend the whole rest of her life not thinking about me or something like that. Like, yeah, like, that's kind of what it is. Yeah, like, oh, damn, yeah.

You know, it's true, so so. Taylor demanded a trade afterwards, and then the Colts now have them on a technicality. Basically saying you better actually play for us. We're not going to trade you balls in your court right now.

He will play, Yes, I think he will come and play. Uh, it does suck, because it's, I mean, it just goes back to the same conversation we've had, like four times. Sucks for running backs, and it sucks, especially if you get hurt, uh, outside of the football facility. And they can pull this technicality on you. Jim Ursa.

I think he said, Like a vice president, Joe Biden is six foot seven tallest vice president ever. Yeah, that's his version of the Terry Rosier tweet.

The uh oh, here we go.

Yeah, yeah.

I I Joe Biden tall as hell.

Yeah.

He should have hooped instead of trying to kill people.

I screenshotted a couple of these are all from 2011, 2012.

It's a Warren Z Bond lyric. Yup, yup.

I'm a sweet and tender hooligan. Time is short, There's some a lot of lyrics mixed in, Time is short and the days are sweet, and passion rules the arrow that flies the weed one.

Yeah, that's just psychedelic.

That was not a Warren Z. Bond quote.

No, that one wasn't.

Uh, also, Ursa had to start a training camp today. Do you see him on the golf cart? He was driving out into the practice field? And there's this guy that's in the stands that yells at him, Jim, I never win one of your Twitter giveaways and so Ursa in an all time power move. He's got an envelope with him and he, he reaches out from the golf cart to a security guard.

I would if I were, if I were a billionaire like Jim Ursa, I would do that all the time.

Yeah.

I just be handing people racks.

You do that one once every day, you give away $2,000 once a day, and then everyone's like, Wow, this guy's basically a philanthropist.

Just make someone's day that they $2,000 is nothing to Jim Ursa, it's everything to someone else.

Yep.

My buddy's a caddy down Florida, and whenever Jim Ursa he goes to the course, he has like three racks for everybody and just hands them.

Yeah, that's what I do. I would tip, I tip, I would tip double, like the bill on every big meal, I tip, you know, caddies, everything it'd be. It's just awesome.

TIP Everybody, everyone you come across, why not? Here's a tip, here's a tip, here's a tip.

Just ripping shit off for people.

Yep.

He carries a duffel bag in the golf cart that's just filled with three K increments.

He loves his duffel bags of cash. Yeah, yeah.

That, I mean, a Duffel bag three k is not that much.

No, no, no. But he has, like, you're not good with cash, he has like a hundred k.

Oh, okay, all right, three k. oh and three k. Oh, it's okay.

He's handing out three K to everybody.

Cart girls patties.

We should start doing that, just Duffel bags filled with ones we should just get with Zimbabwe currency.

We should just give away counterfeit money.

Yeah, I mean, what do you go?

Like, is it a crime to give away counterfeit money?

If we don't spend it, if we don't try to spend it, it's definitely a felony, yeah.

What if it's very clearly counterfeit money?

You're just now, you're just talking about like pieces of paper.

Yeah, no, we give away money that you get the reaction where the person's like, Holy shit, you just gave me a thousand bucks. And then it's just Hank's face on the on the on the bill.

Yeah, I like that.

Like, that would be, you have the rap, you know, that says like, a thousand dollars and then we just hand it to him and you get. You just got to move away quick enough before they realize it's fake.

I think that could play, yeah.

Cause the moment lasts forever for you. Yeah, you have that moment.

And we also film all of it, yeah, and then we cut the video before they realize it's not. Benjamin Franklin is Benjamin Hanklin.

Now this sounds like a we're just doing a full send sketch.

I kind of like, Oh, how about this? We put poop on the money and then we leave it on the ground and people find the poop money dollar, yeah.

Poop dollar, my friend. Once in college, it was fucking hilarious. He really thought he got a $5 bill. Yeah, that's awesome.

Not, not, certainly not us. Anything with with Nathaniel Hackett? Nope.

Um, really nice guy and Aaron Rogers even nicer guy.

And, uh, his son thinks Blake Bortles has a huge dick. Yeah, great guy, fact, good, good offspring.

Yeah, no, it's. Here's a little fun fact about any football coach, uh, they do think they're the smartest guy in the room. And if you ask for their opinion on something, they will sometimes give it to you and it will be harsh.

Yeah.

That's just a fact. Yeah, like, that's Sean. if you're just like, Hey, Sean Payton, what do you think? And then you're acting last year.

And also, if Aaron Rodgers loves him so much, how come he didn't decide to go to Denver last year?

Well, Aaron Rodgers is a loyal guy to the jets.

Okay, now, yeah, now okay.

Uh, he did I now again, some people make fun of Aaron Rodgers, those people are losers, are jealous. Aaron Rodgers did have an answer that some people might say, is him just being very cute? He said. Christopher Nolan His favorite Christopher Nolan movie is The Prestige.

It's up there, really. Oh yeah, okay.

Did you see it in in one of the appropriate iMaxs?

No, I'm Prestigious is one of the best movies of all time, but that does feel.

Like, a no, like, I'm not going to say Batman, I'm not going to say inception.

Prestige is a phenomenal.

Okay, so it's a great answer by Aaron Rodgers. I agree with Hank. Prestige is a great movie, and we all agree with Aaron Rodgers.

Really good.

What's the thing he'll say? I sucked the vaccine out of my body. It's like, Rival Magician, it's Christian Bale.

Hugh Jackman Our rival Magicians, Great twist, great turns, great uh, female cast.

You're disrespecting this movie. It's a great movie I haven't seen.

That's not, that's he's not being coy.

That's just like, Okay, that's a good answer. I didn't take, but I didn't know it. Like, if you, if you polled everyone what their favorite Christopher Nolan movie is, wouldn't you say? The most popular response would not be the prestige?

No, but it's not, it doesn't mean it's the wrong answer.

It's about two rival magicians, but I don't, I didn't know the movie.

Now I'll watch it. If it's a good answer, it's a good answer, I've never seen it.

It's good. Who produced that?

Peter Turner Yeah.

I thought it was Peter Turner, did he?

No, I don't think so.

No, I don't know, that was the other one.

He did a Christopher Nolan movie.

No, maybe that was the greatest showman I'm thinking of. Yeah, okay, yeah.

All right.

So I got to watch it.

Prestige is is, yeah, if you haven't watched it, you should.

I will.

Christian Bale Hugh Jackman Who Jessica Jessica Biel, Right, yeah.

Okay, uh, so yeah, that was a camp talk. what other camp talk do we have?

Uh, patriots.

Yeah, him and Mack Jones, weirdly sitting on the same side of the booth.

What's wrong with that?

What do you mean, what's wrong with that?

It's the most intimate way to eat.

Bailey's happy is equal to Elliot I'm in.

What did you see that picture? You didn't think it was weird? Yes, you did. Okay, thank you.

No, they were probably in like a big group, they weren't.

There wasn't just did you see the picture? it wasn't.

No, I didn't see it. I'm going to look it up.

I mean, it wasn't just them, too. There absolutely could be more context. But as I saw the picture, I was like, this is a weird look if there's two dudes sitting on the same side of a booth with no one on the other.

Side, Obviously, there was people on the other side.

Where were they? Wait, what is this? A magician trip? I don't know.

They showed up to camp and he stayed, he's still there.

Okay, and Dalvin Cooks going to jets camp, everyone's chanting his name.

So that'd be a problem.

That would be a problem.

Dream team.

You see the picture?

I'm looking it up right now. Yeah, let me know. Okay, I got it.

They look so happy.

Uh, yeah, for a second, I thought that was Ezekiel Elliott in the foreground, yeah.

It was like different table.

Yeah, um, this is, this is really strange. It looks like it looks like they're driving a car. They're both both faced directly forward, yeah.

No one's on the other side.

I don't see anybody on the other side.

No, but that has nothing to do with it.

No context, irrelevant.

Okay.

There's no contact. Context is irrelevant. Yeah, I agree. Weird picture.

Context irrelevant.

The context you're creating is irrelevant.

I mean, it's the I saw a picture you show. if you see the picture, you're like, that's kind of weird. I'm sure there is more context. Yeah, Billy.

The weirdest part is that no one's sitting across from them.

Correct.

Yes.

Thank you, Billy.

You're right, Billy, on the same side, nobody else there. Yep.

You get concussed.

I feel like you might be.

Also kind of sus that they're using utensils.

Just in general.

Just in general, cause. Mac Collins from the Falcons had, I think, the quote of training camp so far, he said. I don't like soft people, I don't even like people who eat with utensils, eat with your hands.

Uh, we Travis Kelsey got in a fight. Yep, Billy's gotten the dog out of him.

That was my who's back?

Oh, sorry, shit.

He might be, he might be soft.

I love training camp fights.

You think he's soft for getting into a fight for apologizing?

No, he did apologize.

No, it was soft getting into it, cause he got hit once, just like a little bit after the play and he got pissed off.

Do you think that that you talking shit to his face is like in the back of his head? And so he's going to secure, he's going to get some, some stupid penalties this year.

Shout out Cochran Yeah, he might, he might.

Yeah.

Okay.

Um, also, we should say Shohei Otani. We flirted with maybe being haters. When we record on Thursday when he had a complete game one hitter in the first game and we're like, Oh, he went over five and then he hit two home runs in the second game.

And then he also, I think he might be good, I think. He hit three home runs in three consecutive at bats.

Yeah, it was. He won the player of the game for both games. They're doubleheader for different positions and he's not being traded.

Apparently, sticking around, it looks like the angels might be all in.

Cubs might be buying they beat up on some bad teams.

They're blocked off. Robbery was one of the greatest plays I've ever seen. They were, they were up one bottom, the ninth man on first guide a long fly ball the center field and he robbed him.

I've robbed it.

So it would've been a walk-off home run. Robbed them off robbery.

Hand in like the grass. Yeah, yeah, was electric, was electric.

Scherzer dealt.

Sure, sure, delt.

Ranger.

What, what was your favorite Max Scherzer Mets moment? I think it was velocity, fell off a cliff and he got killed by the. Was it the Padres?

I think it's like every first inning where he gives up two home runs, Oh yeah.

Memes you want to want to give us your your final thoughts on Max Scherzer? Max Scherzer, if I remember, was also like the first sign that that uncle Stevie's going to be different, yeah.

Yeah, licked hard, he got licked.

He got licked. It was so bad. Yeah, that was bad, but that was the big signing right after Steve Cohen bought the team. Where you're like, this is different.

Um, there was, there was some drama at the Rams camp. Yeah, Sony Michelle reported to work for one day and was like, Fuck this. I actually hate playing football, so I'm retired.

Eddie Goldman did that again for, like, the fifth time with the Falcons.

Yeah.

He was just like, Yeah, I think I'm done.

I love the Rams training camp shirts, too, the ones that have, like the the massive block of texts on the back. They say. I wrote it down, actually. It says. Um, mentally and physically tough players who play smart and love to compete, that's all that's their slogan for training camp this year.

Yeah, uh, speaking of, by the way, the Falcons. Arthur Smith like the hottest guy in the world.

Yeah.

He's stud, he's a stud.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't even remember what we said about his chin, but it was wrong.

I'm not looking at his chin anymore, I'm looking at those lips, baby, that flavor, say, I want to just smooch him, yup.

So someone in this room might've sent him a meme of Vito, Uh, what's his name? Last name is Bronos Corleone.

No.

Uh, the fat guy, Johnny Cakes.

Oh yeah.

Someone might've sent him, there might've been me, but I said, this could be us.

He looks really, really good, yeah.

He's got the stash. I'm fat. Vito Uh, but yeah, so I mean, there's just the clips that come out of every camp, I just get so excited.

Uh, that dude from the Giants had the interception of training camp one handed. He went odell on an interception across the middle. Yes, so that's immediately I'm like, okay.

Football's back, football is back, it's great week.

Football is Mac you want to say something about. I mean, they are electric. There's not a person on the planet that can look at those jerseys. They're so the the Oilers, obviously, the Titans, controversy aside, but the Oilers.

They couldn't even announce them, right?

What a teaser.

They got leaked.

Oh, it did get leaked.

Uh, get your get your shit together.

Eagles are coming back, the Oilers and the Kelly Green Eagles jerseys.

Yeah, when it's the Eagles and you, you see them wearing, what is it, Max? The they're midnight green?

But 11 p.m. Green's my favorite.

They they look so much worse than the Kelly Green. Yes, Kelly Green should always have been their jerseys.

Awesome, yeah, and even the Seahawks, the Seahawks throwback, should just be their jerseys.

I love the Buccaneers throwbacks, too, yeah.

Like, I know that we're now into this like Jerk. Cause they changed the helmet rule. So all these teams can now wear their old jerseys. But there are definitively some of these old jerseys are just far superior than the current ones. Just go to them full time.

Yeah, the Kelly Greens are definitely one of them.

They should just do a throwback year where everyone has to wear their throwbacks every game.

I liked that a lot. Also, you're allowed to rough the passer again for a year.

That would be fun. And the running back matters. Yeah, every running back gets paid for one year, as if it was 1992..

Bell cows.

Yeah, we're in for it. Uh, okay, let's do who's back? Then? We have our interview with Dan Campbell, the grittiest coach out there.

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Okay, who's back in the week, Hank?

I was back in the week is Aliens.

Again, we got to zoom in on Billy's face, on that Billy just gave an all time high guy like, Yeah, dude.

They had, like, a congressional hearing last week or something, and they basically just declassified that. Aliens are confirmed. A thing.

So what is this? What, what, what thing were they trying to cover up for Hunter Biden?

I don't know.

The guy, what was the, what was the? Did Hunter Biden? did Joe Biden fall? or did Hunter Biden have something on his laptop released to have the alien, uh, unclassified?

They get a different kind of shell company. The whistleblower, The whistleblower just said what he said to the press in a congressional hearing. So if he lied, he technically, oh, they made the guy who was spouting.

Off, be like, Yo show up, yeah, let's talk to you for real.

Yeah.

So he said that there was alien bodies recovered from crashes. uh, different types of non-human intelligence was, uh, found. But it's the same dude, and either this guy's a quack or he's covering something else up.

I've got two theories on this one. What's going on with Obama's chef? Right Billy, right, Billy, Billy stuff.

Well, cause you know what's going on in your brain, right, yeah.

I try to hold it back, this is a sport.

So my real theory behind this? I think I'm right by the way. About the aliens, I think that they're saying that they have alien spacecraft and alien bodies. So that China is over there across the Pacific. And they're like, Yo, what the fuck? The U. S. has an alien spacecraft? Advanced technology, we and we don't.

China doesn't even have nuclear subs.

Is that true?

They're lacking, I just losers.

So it's like, it's like like a neighbor without fucking pegs on their huff.

Yeah, come on.

Even you can't even get guys on the back of this thing.

Yeah, they spent their whole budget on on putting the nine dash line in the Barbie movie. They can't, even, they can't even get. Yeah, exactly.

Back time.

Big time lacking, all right. So, uh, do we believe this guy?

I do Billy.

He testified, Billy.

No one ever lies under ever.

It's never, never happened. Do you think aliens have big dicks? I would bum me out.

I actually didn't have no dicks, yeah.

I think that would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, cause it would suck if aliens were like like short little green guys, but just huge hogs. It's like, Well, fuck.

No, they come down totally asexual, will be like, sex is overrated, we're too intelligent for sex.

That's so they'd be like, Top G, like, yeah, the aliens are aliens are insults.

Well, I don't even think about sex. Oh, women, fuck that, just me and my boys.

I like thinking that aliens are real, because then it really is like there's no reason to do anything. Cause it's like within five years, like, the aliens are going to just come up and fuck us all.

I mean, Hank's just going on vacation, that was, that was a vacation plea. Hi.

No, it's just like, but like, what?

Get to the end of the summer and just be like, Put aliens, guys, what? What's the point of even working?

Dude, I think the aliens are from Earth, bro.

Oh, really.

I think they're from the bottom of the ocean. Kong Kong Movie No, no, yeah.

Or aliens versus predator?

No, I'm just saying, like, the like, the earth is really large, and we haven't really like, investigated most of the oceans, and most of them try.

Yeah, you should get on a sub.

I will wait.

So Hank, you are, you're now saying, what's the point of doing anything? Because aliens are going to kill us all? It's just like, of of all of your vacations. This is a good one.

No, it's more like this one.

It's more like, you know, like I would have called you a pussy for global warming, but aliens, that's cool.

Yeah, like starting a family, it's like, I don't want to, I don't want to have kids. Like aliens are going to come and kill them all, like, I don't like, I'm just going to. I'm just going to keep doing my thing.

I like that. Hank, Okay, no, is that what you tell? Chicks, too? is like, Nah, sorry.

Why would you pay taxes if aliens are going to kill us all?

Well, I don't want to be in jail when the aliens kill us all. I don't know when they're going to come in five years, like it could be five years.

You would feel like a real idiot, though, if you paid your taxes in the next day. Boom aliens, yeah.

All I'm saying is, if I just want to be in jail, I'm not trying to be in jail.

The Aliens, if they come before football season starts, are really that's fucked up. Yeah, that's messed up. Just let us get through the next one.

If they're really fast and they play football, that would rock.

That would be sick.

I'll, I'll. Davis would come back from the dead draft overall.

What if, what if they all became running back? You guys don't believe this guy at all.

Um, sure, I don't know really. no, I don't.

We kind of forgot about the first time that he came out with a whistleblower ship. Because, like, an hour later, Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend. So everybody just talked about that. Instead, I really think that we're just trying to make China spend money on investigating their own aliens that don't exist, yeah.

I'm also a big believer in just, uh, there's a lot of shit that could bum you out or get you to the point where you're like, what's the point of life? I just try to ignore all of that and just keep on, keep on trucking, keep on moving forward. Because because you really could find anything in the news to to essentially put you to a screeching halt and be like, Why should I do this? why should I do that?

Do you guys think that aliens have music?

Yeah, we sent them that, didn't we send them?

We sent out, like Chuck Berry, I think, the ramones.

Yeah.

Happy birthday or some shit, yeah, but like, do they have their own music? their own alien music? they come to Earth with jams? That would be sick.

That would be sick, too. Yeah, you can't, you can't let that shit get you down, man.

It doesn't get me down.

No, but you're like, we're all going to die in five years, that's pretty depressing.

That's exciting. Oh it up, okay, yeah, live every day.

Yeah, yeah, okay Pft.

Uh, my, who's back is John Mechie? Hmm, John Mechie, WHO receiver from University Alabama.

Brandon cooks back.

Uh, I don't know, that's a good question.

Is he on the Texas?

Sure, sure.

Cowboys, cowboys, Shane there.

There we go, that's a great one. Well, no, I I think I think the Texas offense I love, I like C.J. Stroud. You either have to, like, put yourself going into training camp, going to the regular season. Are you a Bryce Young fan?

Yeah, that is huge. It's also just like the perfect time that to watch highlights of guys that can't be like, Oh my god, he's going to be incredible. I saw that video of Calvin Ridley after, Uh, Zay Jones ran around, Calvin Ridley is like, looks like he's 20 times faster.

I'm getting got every day, yeah, every single day, every day.

I saw Justin Fields throw one from like 50 into a net and then Jordan Love miss like a 10 yard pass over the middle.

And I was like, I saw Deshaun Watson hit, hit a net in stride five yards.

So you see Zach Wilson's no look, nope, nope.

Toss, I did not look.

We're talking about starters.

I know, but it was crisp.

Uh, okay, my who's back? I have two, one is actually Justin Fields. He has been, he's upgraded, no longer a vegan, now pescatarian.

Get some fish protein.

Yeah, some fish oils that also is just. I don't think there's ever been anyone who's gone vegan to pescatarian and stop the pescatarian.

That means you just want the meat and you're coming back. He's probably eating like fried fish, too, yeah.

You're taking your time.

He wants some, he wants some nuggets, he wants to upgrade, yeah.

He'll be back, he'll be back. My other, uh, who's back is paintball, because we're gonna play some paintball on Grit Week, but we need the awls help. So we were looking. Turns out paintball courses are, uh, or tracks, tracks, paintball, tracks, arenas, arenas. uh, battlefields. paintball courses seem to be only open on the weekends.

That allows fully automatic.

That allows fully automatic preference. Yeah, we're going to make a paintball video that's going to fucking be awesome.

Revolutionary paintball Facility, Yeah, revolutionary war.

No, just like one shot at a time, I would just one shot every 10 minutes.

That would be awesome.

Powdered wigs, yeah.

We'll just stand on a field against each other.

Just face each other, yeah, be a gentleman about it.

But yes, if you have a paintball course, know someone who has one. Uh, around Cleveland, hit us up, hit up Jake's uh email. what is it? uh? PMT intern at gmail.com.

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