NFL Week 13, Niners Pump The Eagles, Fastest 2 Minutes, College Football Playoff Set And Florida State Got Screwed

Lions back on track? We also are going to do two minutes as always, and because it was a crazy weekend in college football, Championship weekend, the playoff is set. We will be discussing that and how Florida State got screwed. So great Monday show for everyone.

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Welcome to pardon my take. Today is Monday, December 4th, and it's week 13..

I'm gonna get him. We start in Texas, where I'm stroud to be an American, where I might be MVP. As the Texans took on the Broncos and ran the annexation of Puerto Nico Collins to the tune 191 yards and a touchdown. Tank. Dell saw Brad Pitts acting in the movie Fury and said, Break a leg too soon, boom. The game came down to the last drive as Russell Wilson went back to pass and warred.

What is it good for stopping Cortland? Sutton say it again now as the Texans win with a walk-off interception. Texans 22, Broncos 17. What?

What over to Ryle John Maryland, where it was a disturbing performance from the commanders. As Tyreek got down with the quickness and the quarterback said, Two, two, two. Sam, can I buy a vowel and try to solve a puzzle? Is it I.o.u a new head coach?

Andrew van Pinkle was a light colored streak through the red zone as he scored on a first half. Pick six. And Riverboat Ron looks like he's about to be out to sea. The Dolphins 45, The Commanders 15..

In Pittsburgh, where the Cardinals got murried. As Jonathan Gannon said to his quarterback in tight end, You now may kiss McBride. LeBron James told us not to use the word bitch this weekend, but he never said anything about Mitch. As Trubisky came in relief for Pickett after multiple rain delays. The Steelers trying to rally late, but James Conor McGregor knocked them out, leaving the Steelers looking like a dead mascot clinging on to its former glory. Speaking of Conor McGregor. Buy your proper number 12 Irish whiskey today.

Cardinals, 24.

Steelers 10. Over to the Music City, where Gardner, Many men, many, many, many men, many men, wish death upon me. Minshew might be the second string quarterback, but that equals 50 cent. It was popping them thangs in overtime against the Titans.

Ryan Bonehouse suffered a brothel injury as back to back punts were blocked, changing the course of the game. Michael Sarah Pittman gave a super bad ending for Titans fans in overtime as the Colts walked off with a touchdown Colts 31, the Titans 28. We now get to our program of games that were absolutely horrible to watch and no one ever wants a recap for.

First up, Falcons jets with our correspondent Memes in Meadowlands, we head up to MetLife, where Arthur A. Smith told the jets Stay off the touchdowns. My J. Cole Pruitt was yelling, Get off my dick after scoring the only touchdown of the afternoon.

Robert Murtagh Salah turned to Xavier Mel Gibson and said, I'm getting too old for this shit. Simeon Rogers died for our Simeons beep, boop, bop, you are dead Simeon Falcons, 13.

Jets 8. That one was terrible, but we got an even worse game. We're going up to Foxborough with Henry Lockwood for the Chargers and the Patriots over to Gillette, where a shootout took place. The likes of which New Englanders haven't seen since the American Revolution. Bryce Hall Barringer said He's not a fighter.

He was never a fighter after putting up his best shot at total punting yards in the game, but ultimately coming up short to J.

K. Rowling Scott, who lit up the scoreboard with the Lumos spell for a total of 367 yards punting on the day. Speaking of J..K. Rowling, Cameron Dick Herr identified as he slash him after knocking in two field goals, including the game winner New England Zero.

The San Diego Superchargers Six. We go out west, where the New York jet hasn't landed quite yet. As Joe Sacco got canceled late, the Rams ran the Aeropostale raid offense with their puka necklaces as Cooper cup-a-noodles chipped in, having the sidelines cheer like raw men.

John Johnson, whose name literally translates to glory hole, stuck his head through the wall and sucked away a deep ball. And Browns lose as L.

A takes down Cleveland 36 to 19. We now go over to the city of Brotherly Love with our chief Eagles correspondent, our birdman Max. We head over to Philadelphia, where the 49ers won the Super Bowl in Week 13. Big Dom Toretto Desandro took it personally when Dre Greenlaw tried to threaten the family, but the birds were unable to fight for his honor.

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J Soprano-Brown returned to his dominant self, but was left looking at his his final stat line, saying So what, no fucking Td now, one, two, three. Bo. Samuels backed up his shit talk by scoring a trio of touchdowns against the Trash Village secondary and ultimately smushed the Birds two seed 49ers.

Boom, boom, you develop a little bit of an Italian accent over there.

Standing on a corner, James Swinson down in Nola, such a prime sight to see. It's Jared Gump, My Lord, throwing Sam Laporte. The Lions looking good at nine and three. Put your nuts in the seed gap. They're biting kneecaps. And just like always, this song ends our recap. The Lions go marching 33-28..

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COM Okay, week 13 in the books we're watching right now, Packers-Chiefs, which we will talk about at the end. And it's bullshit right now because Jordan Love just keeps throwing balls up and they somehow get completed. I also want to say that I love the new wrinkle that we do, where whenever someone in this room has a bad loss, they have to write a boomer about it.

Because Max memes hank great job, yeah, great job all around Max I.

And he sounded like Tony Soprano, sounded exactly like him, it was awesome.

But let's start, let's dive right in to Sunday, which we'll just be honest, there wasn't like a ton of great football being played.

The Saints I got very frustrated. We actually were watching the game and I was like, get the Saints off the main TV. I can't watch them anymore with sound because they're so frustrating to watch. But the Lions defense will keep any team in the game. And it looked for a second there like they were going to blow the perfect start to a game, but they hold on.

They're nine and three, they are, I think they. I think I can never do the math. It's not as simple as it feels like, it's not as simple as baseball, even though it's the exact same math, the magic number.

Yeah, they're like, I think their magic number might be five. Well, the Lions have now officially won the NFC South. Yes, they beat every team in the NFC South. Yes, but they are on the precipice at nine and three and the second place teams being six and six in the Vikings and possibly six and six in the Packers.

So they are on the precipice of having their first home playoff game since 1993.

I've, I've changed my mind. So, as we're not Saints fans, so it's very easy for us to say, just put Jameis Winston in the game all the time because he's more entertaining for us to watch. As somebody that doesn't have a dog in the fight, if I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carr out, but they should just let that offense run through Taysom Hill all the time. Yeah, there's nobody like him in the NFL.

He seems to be effective at moving the chains. The offense is something that, like, you can't really prepare for that. Well, it's like facing the triple option if you're in college, if you have a Taysom Hill game, like, you haven't played an offense like that all season. And Taysom Hill is good enough at being a quarterback and good enough running the football. Where I feel like he would be a much better starter than Derek Carr.

I don't even know how that's possible.

Jimmy Graham scored a touchdown, Jimmy Graham, everyone in the room was like, Jimmy Graham, he scored a touchdown. So the Lions, I don't know what they're going to be able to do in terms of figuring out what to do on defense. Because every game is just going to be a heart attack for them, where it doesn't matter what lead they have, everyone's still in this game.

He is so fucking fast, get him the ball in space and then I think he'll be able to outscore almost everybody. But yeah, the defense is an issue. Hutchinson had that one hit on Derek Carr, which I think we might have a competitor to, Drew Brees 16 cracked ribs that he had that one season.

If you want to win, just do all. Taysom all the time put Jamison occasionally, I like him as like a change of pace guy.

Cool hand, Luke, shaking it over here, boss. It was crazy. He got carded off. They stopped the game, he got carded off.

That's how bad. He broke his leg on the sideline and they showed it and he was screaming. I feel bad I shouldn't laugh, I'm not laughing, but I am also laughing because it's just got to suck. To be wearing the visor, the bib and then getting carded off and having an NFL game stop because you have to get carded off.

I understand why Kamara had to run out of there after he saw that the guy was injured. He's got to get back on the field for the next play. But just from a human element side. ROGER GOODELL I know you're a long-time listener, big-time awl. Just reset the play clock, let the guys take care of the people on the sidelines when they run them over.

On Sunday, he got very close to Iowa's entire yards output. On Saturday, they had 155 yards against Michigan. Sam Laporta had 140 yards.

I know we're going to talk college football and the playoffs and everything. But I have a fun stat from you from the Iowa season, which I've professed my love for Iowa. Because they piss everyone off so much. But Iowa, do you know that? Iowa had over a thousand yards more punting than offense? This year? They had 3,052 yards offense, 4,119 punting yards. They were 133 out of 133 on offense. They were first out of 133 on punting.

I don't know exactly as a fact, people say, I'm maybe stupid, but I bet you somewhere on their roster right now is a Pro Bowl tight end.

If you're drunk enough, they're going to look like Iowa football, so tune into that.

Who knows what will happen?

And then he gets injured for the last, like four seasons in a row. Yeah, Bruce Irvin, first round draft pick, same draft classes. Russell Wilson in Seattle, still in the league, still making plays.

29 catches, Two touchdowns. Okay, that might be too many catches. That's what we're saying over 12 11 games.

No, I'm saying, like, usually, like the tight, the tight ends have become incredible, like the they're like. It's a freshman right now who's just blocking, he's a sophomore and he'll just be like the best.

Pro bowler All right, it would have. Hayden Large got into the league and was just like the most athletic person ever.

I have a question for my friend Henry Lockwood. Yes, Hank, do you now believe in turnover luck?

Yes, literally what I said on Friday was going to happen, happened. Turnover luck, The Broncos turned the ball over.

They threw three interceptions. The Texans fumbled the ball, a couple of. There was a botched snap and there was another fumble that they fell on and didn't turn the ball over at all.

And C.J. Stroud? You just know when he's dropping back and he gets his body like relaxes, you can see his shoulders just like, lose all the tension. He's about to make a sick throw, somebody's open, he's about to do it like he said last week, the game moved so slow for him.

Whatever his processing speed is. Whoever leaked the information about C.J. Stroud not being able to pass that S2 cognition test? Genius, genius smoke screen, because that guy processes things so quickly.

That was like an old school, like 10 years ago, where they just whistled the minute there's contact. Cause that was as clear as a fumble could be, and the running back was trying to make a move, he was trying to shed the tackle.

Second one was awesome and then Will Anderson had two sacks and a bunch of, uh, pressures and it was like this. This Texans defense has now come along to a point where they can play on both sides of the ball and they're just a good team.

Um, we try not to get things right on this podcast. But I realized that when you say something like this, players out, you should probably get that one right. Um, I was fine, I believe. Tank Dell, I went and.

I didn't dig any further, that's on me, I should have dug one level further. Well, now he's out for the sea, now, he's out for the season.

I did feel bad, I even I put a bed in of him to score touchdown. And if he had scored, I was going to give it to somebody who had been negatively, adversely affected by my erroneous Tank Dell reporting. But unfortunately he got hurt, which sucks because he's awesome and the Texans offense is way better with him in it.

Uh, but that didn't really stop. C.J. Today, that's one of my favorite parts about this podcast is.

And you're like, That's wrong.

He's really good. What do you have? 190 yards, 191 yards, nine catches. And it did feel it felt like the Broncos kind of just ran out of the luck that they'd been running on there. I still think the Broncos could potentially get into the playoffs, but everything had been bouncing right for them.

And then you had Russ, I think two out of the three interceptions were bad. Um, and you had Russ. Kind of like, fall back to Earth a little bit. And now they are back into a con. I mean, probably have to win every game.

I mean, I don't know what the what the seven seeds going to be in the AFC, What do you think, 10 wins or 11??

If it was media.

After this game, the Texans now have a decent shot to make the playoffs. The Broncos have to jump a bunch of.

Yeah, actually, either the Colts or the Browns, I'm fine with either one of those teams, yeah.

Um, one was so blocked that it was actually not a block punt, it was a fumble because he got there before he could even punt it. Um, and they they put, they took out the punter for the Titans. Stonehouse so nice, he's a beast. Which, again, like BiB injury, really bad.

I actually think punter injury is just as sad, because when a punter gets injured, they don't really put a bunch of medical support around him.

Yeah, like that's last thing that Frabes did a good job. He did okay, yeah.

But you know that Vrabel is going to sit down at his desk and be like, Fuck, I have to, like, find a backup punter now to join our team. How do I? Even I don't, I don't want to do that, who cares, yeah?

And Ryan Tannehill came in and.

No one has more fun than Gardner.

I think it was, I think it was this year, but every time they show a Titans game.

That was a really good one. Um, yeah, there's certain teams that I can't ever imagine playing on turf, like the Bears, yeah.

I can never imagine the bears. Commanders, commanders can't ever, they should always.

Yeah, no, the jets have fake turf, we're talking about the real turf teams that are cause like the Titans were one of the last fashions of like, this is grass. It's going to really suck in December, but it doesn't matter because Derek Henry will run it down your throat.

And then they made the switch, and I'm not used to the switch. Hinesfield, Hinesfield. Oh, if the Steelers played on fake grass, I would, that would bother me, I would quit football.

That would bother me a lot, that the Steelers should actually go back to Three Rivers and play on.

People, people used to wear basketball shoes, basically during NFL games. Yeah, it was awesome, um.

It'd be weird if Lambeau ever went to it, that would be very bizarre. That'd be really strange. Yeah, but they somehow.

Let's see where else would you have a big concert in Wisconsin? Well, Lambeau has. Oh, you could have it in Milwaukee or Madison.

Lambeau has like, how many people live in Green Bay?

Yeah, metro area, I don't know if that's.

You've got. There's some events we're saying, though.

Cardinals 24, Steelers 10.

The Rain delay Game Two rain delays. This game lasted forever. This game also was won by the Cardinals.

When the Steelers at the end of the first half, Kenny Pickett got hurt, they went for it on fourth and one with four minutes left. And then the Cardinals had a 109-yard drive because they actually got a 10-yard penalty, so they had to get 109 yards. That lasted the rest of the half, going all the way down the field, scoring a touchdown, and that was it, that was it.

It was like, it's over, and then they went into rain, delay, madness, forever.

Yeah, yeah, Kyler was scampering around back there.

He gets confused, he gets confused on the sidelines. But there was a touchdown pass to Rondell Moore again. And I think I dropped this nugget maybe early last year. That's gotta be the shortest combination of passing touchdown in NFL history, right? Yeah.

In terms of total inches from the quarterback, unless the only thing I could think of, maybe at one point, Darren Sproles might've thrown a touchdown to Danny Woodhead. I don't know if they Doug Flutie, they might not have overlapped at all in L.A. but or in San Diego at the time. doug flutie to someone, maybe Doug Flutie, maybe. Um, who is the, uh, Don Beebe?

Did Doug Flutie ever throw in a dunk? Probably not. I don't think they overlapped either, but that's gotta be the shortest because, yeah, Rondell Moore is what? 5'7, 5'6 1⁄2, yeah, 5'10, 1⁄8 and 5'7".

From the fourth pick to the eighth pick is all four win teams. That's how they have three wins, that's a good word for it. A slog.

That's why, because Trey McBride is very good. And the Cardinals, I think the Cardinals are in that frisky territory where they're not going to quit, they're not quitting on the year. Yeah, so, and the Steelers?

Yeah, I just don't. I don't want to see them playing the playoffs or Thursday or Thursday, that is especially not. That's going to test everything.

Okay, and there's nothing you can do.

Got it, Yeah, that's part of the deal. Did you not think we were going to do the show after the game? We'll do most of the show while you're in the box with Max, but after the game, we're going to do the beginning of the show.

And then I'll edit, yeah, during the.

And then they finished with at Seahawks at Ravens.

And uh, but it's probably for the better, it's probably for the better. We've got to figure some things out. In Pittsburgh, I like the Pittsburgh in the I like the Steelers being in the playoffs.

They are obviously like a traditional, you know, playoff football team, just maybe not this iteration of the Steelers, cause they're a tough watch.

Before we get to the next slate of games, uh, pft, you got a couple ads, yeah, before we get into more games.

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The Jets defense started the scoring. Uh, it was just two, nothing, seven, two, seven, five, ten, five at half, just the perfect scoring for this.

Yeah, season's over again, until Friday. Until now we play in Texas. How does he do? Uh, still, still hasn't played.

It wasn't pretty at any point. Desmond Ritter is still not the guy. But you won the game and you just got out of there. And and credit to the Jets defense because they have not quit. They still are playing really, really hard and they got their two points. Yeah, imagine if they had won two.

Nothing, so this was if you.

This was a December type win that was, I like it, this. This is big boy football. Yeah, if you can win a game 13 to 8, that's a team that you can go deep into playoffs with the Falcons defense, actually.

Okay, draft pick, draft pick, get off, you have a seventh pick right now. Yeah, and I think I think we're just gonna keep going up and you're in the.

What do you want to change, though? Is there anything besides just adding Aaron Rogers to this team that you want to see happen? Like, should, should heads roll? Because of how the season went well, I wish they would have just said they.

Yeah, I wish they would have just said right away like, we're fucked. We have no backup plan. Aaron Rogers is the plan right now, going forward, it's just we have to see if this works and if he is the piece. And we just have to hope, we just have to hope everything.

The Texans Rogers comes our.

And then we sit in the background, like you can kind of have an obscure view of the bottom TVs. And so I was not asking anyone to move out of my way to see more of this game. No, I was just like, loosely like, Okay, falcons have the ball, okay, they punted. oh, jets have the ball. Will they punt or they turn it over?

I mean, it's important.

Yeah, because if the Bucks beat them.

Yep, yeah, uh okay, so sorry memes. It's okay. It really is the saddest thing to go. From Tim Boyle to Trevor Simian.

It was real bad. Okay, I just like, man, all right, something was also bad.

Uh, so Sam, how? Through the other pick six today? I just want to remind you that the last quarterback to throw a pick six in three consecutive games, Matt Stafford, 2021. They won the Super Bowl that year. Thinking soupy, so they can, we might be thinking, soupy, no. He's one game short of Matt Schaub's record of four games.

The pick six that we all remember from 2013. Okay, um, that was. It was not good. Sam. How wasn't the biggest problem today? He didn't have his best game, uh. Washington right now has given up 13 touchdowns of 30 or more yards this season.

Next closest is Atlanta with seven. Washington has now given up eight touchdown plays of 40 plus yards. Next close Atlanta with four. Washington has now given up 750 plus yard touchdowns this season. Next closest is the Cleveland Browns with three.

That was like, all in that Colts game. Yeah, um, we, we suck, we suck. Real, real bad. Tyreek Hill Just I I'm convinced that in the first half, Mike McDaniel was trying to get Tyreek Hill the ball.

Specific plays to break D.K. Metcalf speed record that he said on Thursday, Yes, that's. That's how bad our offense was. He was designing plays, in my opinion, to try to get him to break a meaningless speed record. Yes, um, two weekends ago our team was so bad that we got get engaged in a celebration proposal off a sack bad. Last week, we were so bad that the Cowboys brought out turkey legs out of the Salvation Army kettle.

We're that bad this week, we were so bad that, uh, they engineered like a six-person roller roller coaster tycoon simulator to celebrate on us for a touchdown. Jesus, Um, that.

It had three acts, the.

It's same old, same old. Ron Rivera. This was his defense to control, looked no different than Jack Delrio's defense. Um, we were on a bye week. Maybe Ron gets fired this week. I don't know what else to say, the team's bad.

There's gonna be some big changes made, I know that. Josh Harris gave an interview, Magic Johnson gave an interview talking about how to build a team for, like, a sustainably great future. Saying it would be a quick solve to try to get us to competing for a wild card, that would be like a one season turnaround. But he wants us to be really good.

So I think I'm, I think I'm in trust the process mode. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna full, full-on buy in, I'm gonna trust the process. Suck it up.

Next season's probably gonna stink too, uh, and then who knows, maybe we'll be good after that. But right now I'm, I'm pretty upset. Being a commander, I have reached the point where I'm.

Uh, the final score of this game was 45 15. It's never happened before in NFL history. Oh, I didn't even know it was scored. God, I didn't. Oh, that was called this.

Is it's it's every fucking week you take a picture? Yeah, I missed all day.

I missed the picture, I completely missed it. So two things can be true. You can be correct that it's happening a lot, but I can also enjoy it. I've said you can enjoy it, but it's crazy.

It's happening every week now. I didn't, it's happening so much. I didn't, even I didn't even know there was a score, Gami, until you said that it's so much worse.

But I don't care, I think they're very good, yeah, and and they are. Here's a fun one. And I know this will never happen because we we learned that it would never happen in 2021, when Cooper Cup hit the Triple Crown. But why isn't Tyreek Hill in the MVP conversation? I think he is, he's gonna get 2 000 yards.

I think he is he should what? But I don't hear him talked about. We should take right now, we should be talking about him more.

What are his odds while you're looking at that?

Yeah, but it's pretty cool that she's teaching kids math based off of this historic season by him. It must be so fun to be a Dolphins fan right now, so fun for the first time ever, so fun. Well, damn Marino was fun my lifetime. Yeah, um, yeah, the dolphins are really good. Tyreek Hill should definitely be in the conversation for MVP.

We're having it, we're having it right now. I think he is. There are people who are having the conversation as we speak.

The media is very, very dumb, as dumb as you think. Me and Big Cat are, um, all people that actually vote on these awards are probably dumber. So if you see a nice number like 2000, I think you'll get a lot of voters being like, Whoa, I've never seen that number. Next wide.

Today, DaC Prescott is ascending. You know it, it does feel like no one's having one of those statistical anomaly seasons that is running away with it. Brock, purdy, brock, purdy. Oh, is he getting in the conversation? See?

That's hard, that's very hard to do. I saw some people saying that Bailey Zappy looked like he was in command of the offense, a little bit better out there. They still scored zero points, but I guess that can also be possible to be better than he had. A bit. A better zero point performance than any Mac Jones zero point performance that I've ever seen.

Yeah, I guess that's something, uh, sixth, sixth game that they've lost, that's a one score game, so that's just great right there. Great tanking, great tanking, they.

No, I think he kneeled because he was trying to stop the clock or keep the clock running. Why was he kneeling? Because he's protesting police brutality. I think he was doing it to look at, he goes down right here.

See, oh, maybe he did get hurt. all right. Yeah, he got hurt before. Um, yeah, hank there. The patrons are really bad. Billy Zappy didn't turn the ball over, though. Nope, that's cool.

How do you?

He's sitting in the room right now, he knows this. They had a graphic. Quinton Johnson has 190 yards this year. There were, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight receivers picked after him, and all eight have over 400 yards so far this year.

I'll list the names. This is Quinton Johnson, he was a first round pick, uh, the receivers picked after him. I know you can do like, Oh, hindsight, but like, this is pretty crazy.

Zay Flowers, Jordan Addison, Jayden Reed, Rishi Rice, Tank Dell, Josh Downs, Michael Wilson, Puka Nikua. All picked after him and all way better than him. And he dropped a ball today. That was like the easiest pass ever. That I, if Justin Herbert, Justin Herbert just walked off the field after it, I would have, I would have understood. It was third and 12 and he hit him.

Now we're like two wins away from being in the playoffs. It was a win to just be marginally closer to not making.

You know, I'm saying, it's going to the. The stats are going to lump in at the end of the year. True, and he'll be like, look at like. These are the categories I dominated in factoring in that Patriots game. Don't fall for his tricks, don't fall for him Firebrand Staley.

I don't root for injuries, I really don't, I don't. Max, why are you looking at me like that? That sounded like you were rooting for injury.

I said, I hate to see it, I don't root for injuries. What part of that could be seen any other way? You could say it a different way? Okay, um, afternoon games, Bucks, Panthers.

Yeah, Collage, you can't see. He is a difference maker defense rookie of the month. Yep, yep, that's a fact. Um, yeah, I don't. I did both these teams, I don't, I don't know what else.

Oh, it's been time. Mike Evans, 1 000 yards. Yeah, Mike Evan's a Hall of Famer, 10th straight year he's.

He had them going all different ways, 400 yards of offense like it was. It was kind of like, Pete, you know, vintage Matt Stafford, just slinging the ball around crossers, everything, puking Akua, making crazy plays. They they just did. I mean, Joe Flacco was cool to have back. But like the Rams, Sean McVeigh is still such an elite, elite coach in the NFL one.

Who's tough as a motherfucker? Yes, he is. He got, he got hurt, then he came out, then he went back in, got hurt worse.

Then he went to the locker room, probably got shot up, came out in the second half and played awesome again. He's really tough, I like puking Akua. Joe Flacco actually looked good today. I love watching him throw a spiral.

Actually good. The spiral was sick. He has an elite spiral. He was hitting dudes downfield, he had a connection with Elijah Moore. Um, he can play behind this offensive line.

Yes, he can, and so he's not that great at handing the ball off anymore. Because he's so immobile that it takes him like a quarter of a second too long to run and hand the ball off. Need to have him like big Ben at the end, just handing off and shotgun, so he doesn't actually have to take those steps out. But Flacco was still thrown the fuck out of the football. Today, it was.

Yeah, it was, that was, that felt like it felt like putting on an old like sweater. You didn't see the safety coming over. Yeah, it was just nice.

It was nice to see.

You probably had this one as a win markdown. You're super pissed about that, but you're also like, I could see Joe Flacco taking the team to the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree.

Now he's playing against a good behind, a good offensive line, he can still throw the fuck out of the ball. He throws such a nice his spiral, I could just watch him throw a spiral all day. best spiral, ever, ever.

Uh, okay, and the Rams The Rams are are ripe to to sneak into the playoffs. Well, because they, uh, they've strung together some nice wins here and it feels like it's going to be them or the Packers. Um, yeah, I like the Rams, and I don't think anyone wants to play the Rams. Because they still. Matt Stafford is still really good and Aaron Donald's still really good. And they have weapons.

So they're six and six, I told you, take.

They're in the, uh, they're in the.

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Eagles 19. I don't know if that was a fumble or not, but it looks like it might be in the.

This is bullshit because the Packers are going to go to the playoffs, they are, they have. The rest of their schedule. Is Giants, Bucks, Panthers, Vikings, Bears, the Packers are going to go to the playoffs. And Jordan Love is good. And it's fucking bullshit, it's absolute bullshit.

They shouldn't get away with this. It's absolute bullshit. Like he Jordan loves throwing balls that should get intercepted and they're not getting intercepted. And he looks good and he looks comfortable. He's doing fucking rogers shit, the whole thing is bullshit.

Nothing in life is fair if you, if you have to like, if you're trying to teach your kids why life isn't fair, just show them. Brett Farve to Aaron Rogers, to Jordan Love, It's not fair, it's not fair. PFT Well, we're too early on the Jordan Love thing, though.

No, I I think he might be good, I like he, but he looks so much better than he did at the beginning of the season. He's come along and it's bullshit, I thought it.

He should retire.

Now I'd rate I would raise a literal banner in the office, Uh. Bears beat the Packers week 18 to keep them out of the playoffs. There will be an actual banner made that I will raise and have a banner raising ceremony. And I know that sounds so pathetic and so sad, but I do not care. Uh, does it mean that much to me?

Permission to go.

No, uh, there should be one graphic, because then the rest of the graphics they showed today did not include the bears nor the commanders in it. But you gave us that one momentary glimpse of being in the hunt. It was great, it was great, it made me feel so much better about my season.

Yeah, and it should not make you feel any better about your season, but it does. In the hunt, sniffing around, lurking. We don't have the.

Oh, Pacheco, he did something bad. Pacheco did something. You've been a bad boy, Pacheco. Let's see what do you do? He's on the ground.

What do you do? He not shot someone, he not shot someone. Oh yeah, oh, that was a oh, then he hit him.

He also did a he, he actually did. The most dangerous type of nut shot is when you don't do the full punch, because the full punch you can like all right here comes a full punch. The graze nut shot can actually be way more deadly. Yes, it's a flick.

Yeah, the flick hurts where it's like, you just kind of you gotta get it just enough. My son's in a phase now where he's been hitting me in the penis.

It sucks so bad. I've been hitting the dick like four times in the last two weeks. It's it's like, it's not sustainable. My home's going for a Pi. Oh, that was a Pi.

You got a PI, all the pi, oh, the packers get away with everything, they didn't call a PI, they get away.

This is what happens. Uncatchable. Oh my god, that's a.

It's bullshit. I know there's Packers fans listening right now who are just smiling ear to ear and they're loving every second of this. And you're a sicko and a pervert, you should be in jail. Memes.

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It's it's real memes, it's real, all right, my homes. This is going to be a bad play there, we might at least get a.

Uh, we might at least get a hail, Mary, that'll be cool. Packers are fucking back. People are just being mean to me online, it's just like all the what's.

What's old is new, and new is I just.

Oh yeah, he's a good looking guy, he looks taken by the league, he looks like that guy, uh.

Oh, no, not. Last play. Oh, he had a bass in a play, he was trying to get a quick out, so this is the last play.

Fourth and ten, Okay, here's what's five seconds left. If if there's a God, if there's a justice in the world, this is actually the anniversary of the Rogers Hail. Mary against the Lions is there? Yeah, there's justice in the world.

The Chiefs somehow convert this and score a touchdown and then win the game. And then we can all go home happy. And we can just pretend everything I said just doesn't count. See, what I would do here is I'd rush to and then put a QB spy on him. I'd agree. And then Isaiah Bond in the end zone. Oh, here comes Mahomes.

Oh, he's turning around, he's gonna be dizzy and threw it up. Oh, someone almost caught it. Pass interference.

Swifty Yes, Yeah, I'm going to treat that. Guess what, you swifties you, you joined this league. We're glad that you're here, you're watching this game, rooting for your guy. Travis Yeah, Travis got fucked tonight. Probably because Roger Dell is sick of having Taylor Swift steal the spotlight from his league.

I want you to investigate N.FL officials, I want you to look into why we don't have full-time officials in this league. Look to pass interference on Travis Kelsey on the hail. Mary Swifties What the fuck they tackled him in the.

Like, if they get the sixth seed, they could beat the Lions. they just beat the Lions in in Detroit. Lions fans, you need to do something about this with me. We need to all come together. This is bullshit.

It can't happen. Get this game overturned. Swifties all right back on track. Crown Jewel Niners 42, Eagles 19.

Max Yeah, I'll start, I'll start. I spoke when spoken to. You want me to just lead the show?

I'm mad at Max, I'm mad at him because this is the exact type of guy that I would have loved to know about. For the past five years, six years, and it seems like every Eagles fan knew about him. Security Dom, except for us. why did you keep Dom from us? Well, he's, like, known in Philly for being.

I know that hurts, so the DOM game hurts. Max. Let's talk about this game real quick. Um, do you think that maybe what I said about the Eagles defense being maybe gassed was partially true? Yeah, no, that was true. 92 snaps on Sunday and then in 15 days, and the Niners had one game in the last 10, The Niners just gashed.

Them gashed Yeah, no, there's a lot of tired legs out there. Um, do you think, uh, I? I accidentally retweeted a tweet of yours during the game? Um, oh, sorry that you accidentally did that, it said. Max said I can't stop thinking about how no one believes the Eagles will win this game tomorrow.

It's fueling me. It's so fantastically disrespectful. You were going to come in here if the Eagles won this game and be just the worst max possible. Um, instead, the Niners ate your lunch, bullied you in your house.

Got bad games week 13, who cares? That was, though, that was a that was, that was week 13. But that was not just like, uh, oh, this is a bad game. Like you got pumped, yeah, you got pumped, yeah, in week.

75 yard touchdown drive, 77 yard touchdown drive, 75 yard touchdown.

Drive 47 yard touchdown. What about the first quarter? I'm home, I mean, that's seven, that's seven in a row.

Hank, your team fucking blow. wait, wait. here we go, Max, shut up. I'm not letting you off this. We already dressed Hank's shitty team, which is way worse than the Eagles, way worse, and.

They've played a lot of snaps in the past three weeks. They had tired legs. It's week 13, we're not going to overreact over one game. They have, they have the one seed in the NFC as of right now. You win.

Stop saying, as of right now, they have, like, as of right now, yes, they have the one seed in the end. What is that? Well, but what is what everyone else is saying? It's like, Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna lose this weekend. Like you have to beat the cowboys. Well, yeah, we already beat the fucking cowboys we're not talking about.

Eagles are still a good team, but the way that you're getting pushed around, you're getting out physical, you're just getting really just beaten down by him. And that that would be concerning to me if I were an Eagles fan. So I want to hear Max's take on it, Max like.

So what? Every team gets pushed around, every team gets out physical. The 49ers got out physical by the Cardinals, they got their bangle, they got their shit pushed around by the Cardinals.

No one talks about that. And then I thought, first thing I was like, Max, and tell me more about that Cardinals game, where where they just beat the fuck out of the 49ers. He's like, Yeah, I mean, it wasn't like an ass kicking, but it was close. But it was, it was the same kind of deal. They just got out physical by the Cardinals.

I was like, when was that game, Max? and then Max thought about for a second, he's like, Oh yeah, that was the Cardinals and the Cowboys.

So the game was over, so we're looking at next week. So yes, let's play a quick game. It's called, uh, rank this statement in factuality. Ready? Love this game. The 49ers the best team in the N.FC.

Fat, right? You want to? Yeah, let's play the right now game right now. Yes, I don't understand the.