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week two of the NFL. We're going to talk about every single game from Sunday, some good things,

some very bad things. I am back to rock bottom. PFTs commanders are two and oh, we're going to

be taping during the second half of Sunday night football. So by the end of this, Hank could be

Owen too. And also rock bottom. Uh, we're going to do who's back the week fastest two minutes.

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To electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher.

We start in Tampa Bay where Claypool look like he went to a trainer this weekend.

As the Bears were all about that chase about that chase. No treble. Speaking of base,

Mike Dernt Evans made the Bears defense look like they were fourth stringers.

And if you're taking a long view of this game, the Bears played like Dukie. Hey, teach. Have

you heard about this? Have you seen this one? They're calling them busting fields. That's a

with Atlanta with Drake London calling game. And here's to you B. John Robinson. Arthur loves you

more than you would know. Whoa, as a new running back scamper to 170 total yards, only to set up

young way. Koo koo koo koo. Mrs. Robinson. Hey, for the winning kick, the Falcons 25, the Packers

Jaguars coach Urban Meyer, Andre Sisko picked off my homes. Let me see that.

Oh, fingers in your booty. Go that.

Taylor Swift fans said Travis Kelsey and the Chiefs are never, ever, ever going back to the

Super Bowl as birthday boy Patrick Mahomes should have been less concerned with blowing out the

candles and more concerned with blowing out the Jaguars. It wasn't a blowout, but after a sky

green more touchdown, the Chiefs had the only fans left in the stadium. Chiefs 17 Jaguars nine.

as he looked at the Ravens pristine bleached white uniforms and said, you ain't black.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

Lamar Lamar. Sus Edwards pounded the D all afternoon long and it was the cast off Nelson

Aguilar who had the last laugh. Ravens 27, the Bengals 24. Up to Detroit where Jared Coco Golf

wrapping up two touchdowns, but it was a Seattle Seacocks flashing brilliance late with Pino Smith's

play heading into overtime where the Hawks put on their United Auto Workers hats and walked off the

bad tape in New Orleans from last weekend throwing Mariah quills all over the field

to his receivers. Keenan Jimmy Fallon was very, very rude to the defense, but sober enough to

smash eggs on their face on the way to two scores. The Titans won in overtime as DeAndre 3000 Hopkins

and big boy Mike Brable might look like outcasts, but they were ready to put some stank on you.

like a virgin going untouched with a rushing touchdown doing his best impression of a Christian

who also scored for the Niners. They weren't all easy though as quarterback Cock Dirty had an STD,

a sweet touchdown as he scored to end the first half with zero time left on the clock.

Some would say the points don't matter, but others disagree as Sean McVay played whose line is it

anyway lining up for a field goal down 10 drew carrying the Rams to the outright loss, but an

important against the sprint cover. That's going to mean something Teej. Niners 30, Rams 23. Some

getting his hands all over an enormous TD. That's hot bro. Speaking of tops off, Logan Thomas had

the worst headshot of any Washington commander, but no that does not make it right to tweet it

Ravel. Keep that video in the drafts. Brandon Johnson and Johnson made the defense autistic

after a deep shot almost swung the game for the Broncos, but the commanders held on and stopped

the two-point conversion leaving DC fans screaming. Oh my fucking god, you're gonna make me calm.

as Ludwig Trayvon Beethoven Diggs had one of the three interceptions deafening out

any last remaining Wilson supporters. That Cowboys offense wasn't finely tuned as they

show up in wood and had to use their kicker Wolfgang Abradeus Mozart for the majority of

their points. It was no doubt the Cowboys would win after seeing a game played with such violence.

Cowboys 30 Jets 10. That was the dumbest one we've ever done. Music to my ears. Boom.

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a part of my take. Okay week two in the books except for Sunday Night Football which we are

watching the fourth quarter Mac Jones just threw an interception. Hank do you want to talk about

it right now or you want to talk about it later? Let the game play out. It's not looking good

though. Because PFT had a really good hypothetical question. I actually should ask. I think that we

New England Patriots right now as an organization as a franchise or the New York Jets? Patriots.

Why is that? Go on. Expound. Better organizational structure in general. But in terms of right

direction wrong direction. Lighthouse. New lighthouse. Fake lighthouse. Their defense is

banged up but their defense is good. I don't mean to get back on the lighthouse thing but did you

see the lighthouse and how bad how bad it looked? It looked awesome. There's like three lights and

if you were a moth if they turned that thing off and if it was the middle of the night and all the

lights were off and they turned that lighthouse on the moth would be like fuck that not worth my

probably I'd say in the next week or so we're gonna hit a point where people like stop fucking

talking about the lighthouse and then we're gonna and then we're gonna persist and it's gonna get

have to listen to us talk about the lighthouse and it's gonna be awful. It's gonna be terrible

podcasting. We're the number one. Week 10 we're just gonna do an entire lighthouse show. We're

the number one lighthouse podcast. I actually did reach out to the U.S. Coast Guard for comment on

the situation because there was a very funny graphic that the sports business journal put out

of the tallest lighthouses in America and it had the New England Patriots one listed as as number

one and then number two was Cape Hatteras and then the rest of them there was an asterisk next to the

New England one it said asterisk not an actual functioning lighthouse. Hank thoughts? Uh uh

you would rather be the Patriots in the situation you're in than the New York Jets. Definitely.

Definitely. I'd probably agree. I've got a silver lining. There's no Patriots players that are

deactivating Twitter. There's no you know sub tweets. There's nothing like that going on in

the organization. There is some silver lining. And their defense is banged up. So according to Jason

OTC he's a cap guy on Twitter. If the cap goes up to 256 million dollars next year the teams with

most effective cap space would be number one the New England Patriots. 115 million. Number two

Chicago Bears. 99 million. Number three Washington Commanders. 85 million. We're rich. We're rich boys.

I didn't scroll down that far. Exactly. We're rich. We're rich. We got all this money to spend.

talk about the Jets and Cowboys. We'll talk about Sunday Night Football when we get there.

Week two in the books. We found some things out this week. We're going to go through every game.

Some hard truths. I'm saying it's hard truth time which we'll get to. But let's start with the

morning slate or afternoon slate. No morning slate. Ravens Bengals was the first game I wrote down.

Ravens 27. Bengals 24. Lamar Jackson continues to own the Cincinnati Bengals and Joe Burrow.

I think he's seven and one in the last eight against them. And also Joe Burrow continues

his streak of coming out the gate slowly. So he's one in seven in weeks one and two.

The Bengals. This is this is my big takeaway. Well I want to talk about the Ravens as well but

Bengals fans were booing the Bengals in the first half. Do we think that's appropriate?

bad their offense looked in the first half. I have I actually have a plan to fix the Bengals

offense. You ready for this? Yeah. It's so crazy it might work. They should throw the ball down

field to Jamar Chase occasionally. Well it turns out. Because they're not they're not at all. Yeah

they looked off. They will probably be fine but also Joe Burrow re-injured his calf and was seen

limping after. Not great. So I actually am in favor of the booing because it felt like it wasn't

a boo you guys suck. It was a boo be better. Yeah. There's a difference in the boo. They expect we

standards so high in the last couple years. I was shocked by the boo. Because after one year of

success they would never boo. Yes. But after a couple years they expect it so they're going to

let them know. The fans in Cincinnati had a banner day. There was also a great headbutt.

Oh the best. Textbook headbutt. This dude was wearing Zubaz overalls which strong look. Very

strong look. And he was he was apprehended by security in the concourse. And there was a guy

that was talking shit to him. Executes a perfectly placed like Scottish hooligan style headbutt.

While handcuffed. While handcuffed to the guy's chin. Knocks his glasses off. That was the best

Philly fights recently. I've seen some Bengals fights. I've seen some Cowboys fights today.

Do you think that teams their fans fight better and have more entertaining fights

and are more prone to like physically escalating a situation. If the team is good or if the team

is bad. Oh I think it's just a fan base. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think if the team's really good

or really really good I think apathy probably comes into play a little bit. Yeah. It's like

yeah it's not worth fighting. Like we're going to lose this anyway. Or it's not worth fighting.

We're good. We're going to win this game. Yeah. Right in that middle zone is where you want

probably the angriest fans. I also saw a great video of a Philly fan after Thursday night football.

He was just walking with a leash and a Vikings helmet and someone yelled at him from the car

and he's like I'm just walking my dog walking the Vikings helmet down my street. But yeah the

Bengals are looking bad. They were rusty again to start the game. Joe Burrow I think had was

I think it was 35 yards in the first half and they just they look off. And now that he might

be injured again I would say there's you took the panic button now. Yeah. Like you can't get

especially with the Ravens being 2 and 0 and beating you at home and the Browns. We'll see

what happens on Monday Night Football and knowing the landscape of the AFC like you can't dig

because it's happened before like you said they get off to slow starts with Joe but you're you're

locating it. You know you want it out of the garage. You want to know that it's still where

you left it the last time that you put it away. The Bengals their offense just looks it looks out

of sync again with Jamar Chase. If you can get him downfield that would be nice because he's

fucking awesome and you should throw him the ball occasionally. The Ravens however look pretty good.

Dude. But they Odell might he might be hurt. Is he hurt. I don't think it matters. They're already

the most injured team. They've somehow made Nelson Aguilar good. Yeah. They made Nelson Aguilar good.

That's the hardest thing in the world to do. It was a great catch that he had. Zay flowers

looks awesome and still shocking to me to see Baltimore receivers that are that dynamic. Yeah.

know if this is part of Todd Munkins offense but it felt like and this might be anecdotal because

we only have two games to go from and we were watching this game obviously but it felt like

Lamar didn't have as many designed runs but was able to run very effectively because lanes were

just open and he was getting like big whenever they needed a big first down he was able to get

it with his feet and not put himself in harm's way. He was just racking off eight yard runs like

it was it was it was used perfectly where it's like it wasn't it wasn't like a designed run it

wasn't uh him running for his life it was looking downfield it's not there oh yeah I'm Lamar Jackson

here's here's the space for me to do this yeah he looks awesome and I haven't seen Harbaugh that

love it the Ravens are one of the best teams in the entire league right now so I I'm very much

looking forward to seeing how they operate with an awesome passing offense yes the uh by the way

the spread in their last 25 games as an underdog underdog king pretty good yeah he gets the boys

riled up ready to go and yeah the Ravens with all the injuries they've had which that that's

kind of redundant when we talk about the Ravens like we shouldn't even have to mention their

injuries because we just presume that they're injured uh but yeah the the Ravens looked very

after the game he's got a cap injury I would want him to get the preemptive Aaron Rodgers sheath

put on his heel yeah like just install that just wear an ankle brace install that during the week

so that nothing happens to him also another haircut yeah what if he just keeps getting

half of the Bengals it felt like they found something where they they like started to kind

of wake up for the season so if you're a Bengals fan you're saying okay we we because the first

half literally looked like a replay of the Browns game where it was the same thing and they just

couldn't do anything offensively so maybe maybe that's it maybe Monday night football against

the Rams which will be a tough game we'll get right maybe yeah you'll you'll come out and feel

putting them in the uh you'll be you'll be just fine category you'll be just fine you'll be just

have to say what I think about and I I know Bengals fans deep in the back of their heads

they're thinking about this because you're owing to I do think the Bengals will be heard from later

on the season I'm not I'm not panicking about panicking about the Bengals this year but if for

some reason this season does go sideways these are the type of seasons where you're like wait

we have this window here what the fuck just happened it's a window season so you're like

there's an extra little panic when you start owing to and you're supposed to be a Super Bowl

contending team because you're like wait we can't waste one of these seasons yeah they'll they'll be

that are taking the most joy in their losses outside the division the Chiefs fans yes Chiefs

fans still make sure to include you in your oh awesome the Bengals loss that means they're scared

Jaguars 9 what we thought was going to be one of the funnest games of the of the weekend was

probably the worst probably the sloppiest worst we had in this game uh if you missed it there was

four consecutive plays plays not possessions plays that was Kansas City fumble Jacksonville fumble

Kansas City fumble snap interception four straight plays Hank just scored the Patriots just scored

17 10 they're down 14 in the fourth quarter you go for two in these spots a lot of time

though a lot of times a lot of time but yeah so we had fumble Jacksonville fumble fumble snap

giant thermometer out which I love you get two giant thermometer seasons one at the start of

the year and then one once it gets really cold and uh on the sideline in Jacksonville it was

it was 120 degrees on the giant thermometer I don't know if that thing was calibrated or what

but that's a very hot day everybody was in the pool the pool was rocking the pool was absolutely

filled just everybody you don't get out of the pool by the way if you're at a football game

and you get in the pool in Jacksonville you just stay in there and piss yes for the rest of the

day but it was it was a bad game uh it was ugly we Trevor Lawrence didn't look very good today

Lawrence had the most past attempts in the red zone without a completion seven so they they went

to the red it felt like the Jaguars in the red zone they the Chiefs at the beginning of the game

wanted to basically give the Jaguars the game they were getting you know fumble luck and all this

stuff and the Jaguars just couldn't do anything offensively and then Mahomes that that drive at

the end of the first half I want to say where they kind of woke up and went right down the field

that's like that's a game the Jaguars if you're killing yourself because you held the Chiefs to

17 points and if your offense was just semi-competent you win that game like that's a

very winnable game for the Jaguars that just what did not go their way yeah as far as the Chiefs go

fumble he had a very funny fumble where he like ran backwards he fumbled like 20 yards backwards

yeah he continues to be hilarious to me um Sky Moore good receiver needs to change his number

yeah he wears number 24 right 24 that's not a receiver number I know you can wear whatever

number you feel that you are that day um 24 is not a receiver he and Pacheco should switch they

should switch absolutely 19 uh Pacheco is 10 10 yeah yes so they should absolutely 100 percent

switch um the offense in general this season so far averaging 18 and a half points per game

the Chiefs yeah not good small sample size only two games now compared to the commanders that

and they're averaging 28 points a game I just thought that was interesting interesting

lineman which is a very funny play you should be allowed to do that by the way he just stood there

he's like what the fuck dude why'd you throw that to me if you weigh over 300 pounds you should be

now Jawan Taylor if you remember on Thursday Night Football opening night was getting uh put

all over x videos being like this guy's offside on every play the league said we're gonna watch

it closer and they started calling it on him and so they benched him in the middle of a drive which

is very rare brought him back but they benched him for maybe uh the best name I've ever seen

on a football field they benched him for Prince Tega Winoga that's pretty good yeah he's a uh

he's he's from Africa he he moved to Alabama I want to believe and he became a four-star

recruit after playing football for one single year Prince Tega Winoga when when you can maybe

look it up Jake Winogo maybe Prince Tega Winogo what a fucking how awesome is that to be that

good of an athlete huge human being to play football for a single year and immediately

George is like I want you he went to Auburn it'd be incredible yeah it'd be incredible yeah um

I still think the best football name of all time that we don't talk about enough

is Dick Butkus yes his name is literally Dick Butkus Dick Butkus yeah yeah I mean he's he he

they could use him uh Patrick Holmes is 28 years old today congrats Patrick depressing stat time

not ever gonna watch a Super Bowl again oh do you think we're gonna be watching

him like he's old when he's like 38 years old they're gonna be like wow I can't believe that

you're still out here on the field I can't believe you're still alive and able to form

sentences wow you're so old 38 and then we're gonna be 50 and my son's gonna be like what's

yeah I don't want to think about that yeah that's yeah but he is 28 years old and is

already a Hall of Famer Hall of Fame career I think if you're 28 years old if you retire today

he's a Hall of Famer first ballot that's gotta be the quote I just want to see someone do that

of your career when you're on a very very good team right if Andrew Luck had retired with two

the Chiefs because it did feel like oh shit are they going to start oh and two now they play the

Bears next week so that's a win for them but still that was a big win to go into Jacksonville with

like I would say a b-minus game on offense and win yeah I'd say worse than that I'd say like a c

from uh okay next up Hank is dying Hank you want to give us an update how's it going uh

was going to be the most fun game and it really kind of proved to be uh that when these two teams

play why why can't we get these two teams playing on pick there's your pick yeah he's nice Hank

Hank asked for it and it delivered wow Hank coach huge Hank's back uh yeah the the Seahawks Lions

all they do is play awesome games together that's what they do yeah did you see the new thing that

wanted to see Detroit Lions fans rocking blue ski masks at home which is it's weird because he's

this is first year in Detroit right yeah but he's like anointed himself as being like the

fan representative i like that so that's that's cd deuce doing cd deuce things and so he asked

them to wear blue ski masks it's a great idea until you lose and then the other team gets to

wear blue ski masks in the locker room while they celebrate yes you have to be ready for that but

the uh the Lions i guess they looked okay um but it was just too many points for the Seahawks

Geno Smith looked if there was one play where he just started dancing around like he was Michael

Vick and he ended up going backwards like uh yes like Kadarius Tony yes on that one play but um

defense couldn't stop any anyone uh they are now since 2022 they've had three losses where their

offense has scored more than 30 points that's tough yeah that's tough to do also i would like

to now we love Dan Campbell we love Dan Campbell love him uh phenomenal coach has the Lions going

in the right direction this was a big big game they had the Barry Sanders statue that they

unveiled which it's crazy it took this long i know there was bad blood but it's crazy

Barry Sanders should have gotten a statue when he was still playing yeah it's insane also the

statue they were they they nailed it it looks cool i haven't seen it it looks very very cool

so Barry Sanders statue day Lions big home game uh Tim Robinson was there was a Detroiter

Detroitian Detroit native yeah uh he he i think is now like if the Chiefs thought maybe Paul Rudd

had a little bit of the magic Tim Robinson definitely trumps that in terms of cool NFL

fans uh but Dan Campbell he doesn't really make a lot of sense sometimes and i again this is coming

from a place of love so just know that i'm not criticizing him in the fact that he's a he's a

bad coach he's a good coach but i have a question for you PFT and i think Lions fans might be

thinking the same thing Dan Campbell uh in the second quarter yep fourth and four at the 31

he went for it turn over on downs uh or sorry yeah he went for it instead of kicking a field

goal uh in the second half fourth and two at Detroit 45 he went for turnover on downs the

Seahawks went and scored so then they went up 24 21 so aggressive Dan Campbell i like that

Dan Campbell's aggressive fake punts all this stuff he's aggressive what the fuck was he doing

at the end of the game when the Lions had the ball at the 50 with all three timeouts down three

and they basically were like let's play for overtime that didn't make any sense at all if

you're going to be aggressive be aggressive exactly that's my only thing is like be consistently

aggressive so it's not really like Dan Campbell is a bad coach it's just because i think Lions

fans would probably want him to be consistently aggressive in that be aggressive all the time

because it's kind of like it's kind of like sitting at a blackjack table and you're like

sometimes i'll split and sometimes i won't no no you have to play but if you're going to play one

way play that way the entire game yeah it's so frustrating when he doesn't do it at the end

in there make more sense it would make more sense to to get all conservative in the first half

or in if you're on your own 45 yard line and you decide that you're going to go for instead of punt

that if you're going to if you're going to play that way for the vast majority of the game and

then when you actually have a chance to win right all shrivel up i don't know i would like to hear

what his explanation was on that because i i don't it didn't make any sense at the time

doesn't make any more sense later there might have been something that he he saw i don't know

an offense that uh can move the ball that has moved i know they lost an offensive alignment

they were down a couple offensive linemen today i think taylor decker didn't play and then they

they got a uh vitae vitae i think that's how i was how you pronounce his name he got hurt so they

were they had a little protection issue once they were down a couple offensive linemen i think sewell

was moving over but still you were you were able to move the ball pretty well all day uh and you

had three timeouts and you were sitting on the 50 yard line take some shots win the game right then

don't go to overtime they never got the ball back yeah this tells me that that Dan Campbell doesn't

no doubt in my mind uh the the offense for the lion still looks good so i wouldn't panic if you're

it wasn't his fault not the the running backs fault yeah he cut off his route early and i'm

on ross st brown looked awesome again today yeah i'm on ross st brown is just he got hurt

he was hobbling off i don't know what ended up happening it was his foot but he hobbled off and

then like one play later they ran a trick play with him running yeah the ball and it was like

he's such a fucking he just built different this goes back to that that thing that we're talking

favorites in week one they get the shit kicked out of them and then they're underdogs in week two

you bet on that team every time and p carol i think is a consistent enough coach where you can

say okay he'll he the team isn't going to fall apart right they're going to be they're going to

a nice bounce back game and like i said i think he was six or seven in overtime he was just picking

jake clapped right in hank's face the shrek clap that was like northwestern now hank there's still

eight minutes left never say never don't ever count out touchdown mac yeah i think it's over

i would say max max max memes found that a little too funny i would say i think that was no i'm

man alive at the lions game yeah i got tagged in it oh you got tagged in it um can i read the text

messages so i don't i'm not i think this is kind of a weird move to take a picture of someone

texting yes uh they did whoever ended up posting it did black out all the numbers so that's good

so it's kind of like one of those situations where we could have a good laugh no one gets harmed um

i'll read the text messages to you uh the woman says to the man uh give me a few i'm going home

after this he replied okay she then replied then i'm fingering myself for a while you've got my

pussy throbbing he wrote back if you can't squirt then just video you uh and he actually wrote if

you can't squirt then just video you pissing and she wrote back oh i'm squirting and he wrote back

i want you to piss on my hard and then he didn't finish that one i think i know where he's going

and then he wrote i want you so fucking bad she wrote back i want you looking up at me while i

watch you eat my pussy he said fuck yes and then he said i want to come see um over after this game

lions fans you got to be more into the game i'm gonna say it right now that's bad fandom

sanders day you can't do that you can't be telling girls if you can't squirt just piss yeah you get

you come as long as you as long as you pretend like it happened then it's good enough for me

very early in the game okay that's like yeah that's like first half detroit's eastern time

right so did they have the leader at 143 eastern yeah uh i don't know you got to be locked in

because now here's the counterpoint to that that's early in the game you probably pissed

went to overtime overtime and he also was just walking around with a loaded gun the rest of the

game just thinking about this like his mind was not in the game that's you got to be locked into

the game it's probably right after they tied it this is one of the biggest games the lions have

had home game like the hype barry sanders day and you're just your your thought is not like oh how

are we going to convert this third down it's hey just send me a video you pissing that'll be

text was sent uh it was lions big time win probably so that tells me like the 60s yeah

like hey we got this it's over we'll never give up a lead that's you need that you need a little

adjustment here so all lions fans i think i think this goes for everyone you all have to take

ownership of the uh piss not squirt guy and be like we got to do better as a fan base no pissing

video yourself pissing i want you to squirt on my heart uh okay uh let's take a quick break and

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brief second when Jimmy Garoppolo went 75 yards in your face and the Raiders went up 7-0 you saw

this game and then from that point on they went on a 38-3 run and five of their next seven drives

were touchdowns and the sixth was a field goal you know what the turning point in this game was

right on top of his head and from that you can't come back from getting teabagged no and Josh just

ended up teabagging for the rest of the game it was it was great to see and after the game Josh

was talking about how he felt last week he said I love feeling how I felt last week I really do

because it makes the good feel that much better I actually don't think that he believes that

no he looked very depressed after last week's game but turns out Josh Allen's still good he's very

the place so the Bills are okay like that was a game you needed to blow out the Raiders and that's

exactly what you did you absolutely blew the doors off of them and you got to feel good again you

even had uh Stefan Diggs singing the shout song which the Bills tweeted out like being like see

he's happy he likes it here yeah so it feels like all is right with the world the the Bills just

look bad and so you just got to not play the Jets yeah get out of the division get out of the Jets

you can't be wearing number zero when you have a stat line like that did you see Matt Milano's

or a perverted Italian yes yes but that was an off that was a man play by him yeah it was

awesome he just like he manned him up um also did you see Takeo Spikes uh tweet about his obstructed

view he's not so happy it was actually like the worst so he I guess he he went as a guest of the

they're building a new stadium is the big point but he was in a suite and he couldn't see the

the field because his neck goes from the 20 yard line to the other 20 yard line they did one of

these uh like can you guess this players on twitter last week yes I saw that it was a silhouette of

Takeo Spikes but they were trying to say okay played for these franchises had this many tackles

from this year to this year it's like we don't need to see anything else I recognize that outline

anywhere yes they called him the volcano because his neck went from his shoulder blade up to like

the side of his ears speaking of great football names oh Takeo Spikes yeah fantastic uh yeah but

I'm happy for for Bills Mafia because I do think and you guys can tweet us if we're way off but

when the Raiders went up seven nothing there was definitely like a holy fuck our lives flashed

before our eyes yeah you can't lose like what if we just suck and like every everything sucks now

yeah yeah so the Bills are all the way back the Raiders I think the Raiders are going to be

not good yeah they they beat a Broncos team I saw a stat I think it was um the Giants didn't score

for the first six quarters of the season and they have more points than the Raiders on the season

take a look at the schedule for the Raiders I'm sure that's easy uh they're home against the

Steelers next week and then at the Chargers they could win they could peel off a couple wins

better get them in now though because I feel like the wheels are going to fall off yeah I know

if I know Josh McDaniels uh this is the season will end poorly yes yes um oh the Patriots are

watching the YouTube go subscribe you get to see Hank just like he's he's all over his seat just

trying to gotta get a stop figure out a way to now you should go for two sure yeah I agree if

you're an analytics boy like us we're analytics men actually we've graduated um okay next up

Titans Chargers

in a in a bad way yeah I liked it when he was a nerd yes I liked it when Brandon Staley was

going for fourth downs when it was like fourth and five doing crazy shit left and right now he's

playing he's playing like a p-word yes I'm not going to say the full word but he's playing like

one yes he is if he's a pussy he's turning he's turned from a nerd into a pussy he's a mental

going to be conservative all the time be conservative all the time if you're gonna be

aggressive be aggressive he punted on fourth and one from the Titans 44 yeah that's not the

the reverse swirly or reverse wedgie I don't know we need to we need to bully him back into being a

I did not do that this year but a lot of media does and the dudes that they have like it's the

dude off thing we they get Justin Herbert is the media darling and he's a very good quarterback

um but it doesn't show up winning wise a lot like as much as it should he so Justin Herbert uh and

this isn't on him he had uh or sorry the Chargers are the 33rd team in Super Bowl era with 50 plus

points and zero turnovers through two games and they're the only one that's owing to yep that's

there's a lot of bad Chargers stats I also have one uh they had Justin Herbert at 300 yards two

TDs the Chargers defense had five sacks Derrick Henry didn't get 100 yards and the Chargers lost

I liked when they went for two and they threw the pass the offensive lineman right in Vrabel's face

because you know that variable is watching that being like damn I really wish we could

do something like that that's straight out his playbook it's it's tough for Chargers fans when

you're playing decent football and then your coach is just absolutely ruining it for you right I do

like Justin Herbert and maybe Justin Herbert isn't better than this but and they were throwing a deep

today they were throwing they were they were actually like letting him kind of throw some