NFL With Our Friend Sam Schwartzstein, NFL Week 10 Picks & Preview + Fyre Fest Of The Week

2023-11-10 02:36:36

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3Speaker 3
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Hey, Part of my Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On Today's Part of My Take. We have a very special guest. it is Sam Schwartzstein. You probably don't recognize the name, but it is a phenomenal interview.

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It's a must-listen interview. Sam is a friend of ours, been a friend of ours for many years. He does Amazon Prime Vision. On Thursday night football. He played at Stanford for coach Harbaugh with Andrew Luck. He's got great Harbaugh stories.

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He's got great football intellect. You're going to get smarter listening to this interview, we're then going to do, or, sorry, before that, we're going to do our week 10 preview. You're going to get dumber listening to our week 10 preview, for sure.

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Because we have not slept in like three days with the opening of the new Chicago office, everything we've had going on this week. So yes, specifically, the Raiders Jets and Patriots colts previews. You will get dumber, but hopefully you'll laugh. We're going to talk about Thursday night football, whatever the hell we just watched, and then Firefest of the Week, Great Friday show.

2Speaker 2
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3Speaker 3
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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday, November 10th. And that was football.

2Speaker 2
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The Carolina Panthers have the first overall pick in the draft.

3Speaker 3
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Yeah, that was football-ish.

2Speaker 2
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But the Bears are back. Are you guys first in the draft now?

3Speaker 3
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Let's pull it up, yeah, because the Cardinals obviously haven't played.

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The Carolina Panthers give the first pick to the Chicago Bears as of right now.

2Speaker 2
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If the season ended today.

3Speaker 3
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The Bears now are the fifth pick. The Patriots giants have both leapfrogged the Bears. So updated to the. It was the draft bowl where the Bears were playing against the that they had their first pick, it was sort of football.

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Bryce Young not good, Tyson Bagent also not good.

2Speaker 2
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Not good, nobody was good tonight, really. Cairo Santos was good.

3Speaker 3
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Cairo Santos was good.

2Speaker 2
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Your punter was mostly good.

3Speaker 3
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Dr. Foreman was good, DJ Moore had some flashes and the refs are motherfuckers because we had not only the fake. Probably the meanest thing you can do in all football when a kick return happens against your team. And then the graphic shows flag. Because it's always going to be like, Oh, it's coming back.

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They just never addressed it, they never said it, they never said anything about it. They just went right to the extra point, right to commercial. I sat there being like, you can't do that.

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I'll never recover from this. And then they did it again, where it was a pass interference on DJ More, but at first they called it pass interference on the Panthers. And the rep was like, whoops, wrong team.

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Those rollercoaster of emotions. When it comes to flags, you can't recover from those, it's a false flag. We got all the documents right here, exactly.

2Speaker 2
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Panthers, we learned tonight, are not really built to come from behind, they're not really built to do anything now that I think of it.

3Speaker 3
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The bears kind of are, the bears are down 10-3..

2Speaker 2
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Definitely built to come from behind, they're an aired out team. BRYCE Young There's still not a lot to be optimistic about if you're a Carolina Panthers fan. Actually, no, I'm going to change that. We did put them first in our future misery draft.

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I think that there's a chance that David Tepper fires Frank Reich this week.

3Speaker 3
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He's a micromanager.

2Speaker 2
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It is 10-29 p.

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M Central. The game just ended. David Tepper did not look happy in the booth. They caught him shaking his head.

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He's a micromanager, he has a pair of brass testicles on his desk. That is a man that will fire somebody, he's fired men for far less than that. And I would be surprised if Frank Reich lasted the entire season.

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It looks like things are not trending in the right direction for him. When he sent his kicker out at the end of the game, Eddie Pinheiro and the 59-yard field goal ended up about what four yards, five yards short.

3Speaker 3
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Yeah, it was right down the middle.

2Speaker 2
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And then Pinheiro looked over at the side and kind of shrugged, like, What do you want me to do?

3Speaker 3
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Yeah, what the fuck do you guys want me to do?

2Speaker 2
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You knew how long my field goals were, I told you what my limit was, you sent me out anyways. That seemed like a desperation move by Frank Reich, being like, Maybe I'll just kick it farther. This time, Frank Reich knew that his kicker wasn't going to make that.

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No, he knew, and he still sent him out there.

3Speaker 3
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And he probably knew because Eddie Pinheiro played for the Bears. He probably was like, No, I've never made it.

2Speaker 2
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I can't do this on this field, not in this stadium. Yeah, no.

3Speaker 3
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Also, that last drive by the Panthers perfectly summed up the game because it was 15 plays, 50 yards.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah.

3Speaker 3
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That's hard to do.

2Speaker 2
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It was a drive to nowhere.

3Speaker 3
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That's hard to do to get feet. That means that every first down, you're basically just barely getting a first down, which they did. It took five and a half minutes, and yeah, that was, let's just say this, okay, let's put it all, let's reset.

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Even though I was watching and this was the last time that I was hoping the Bears would win a game this year. Because now it is full tank. This was the one game because you want the Panthers to have the worst record so you can have their number one pick. And I do hope Justin Fields gets back because Tyson Bajan, nice guy, nice guy, I'm rooting for him.

2Speaker 2
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Cool dad, he's got a great dad.

3Speaker 3
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Great dad. Maybe it'll be the backup for the Bears for a long time. That'd be great because I am rooting for him. Awesome story, this idea that he's a starter.

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Let's just stop that, okay, let's stop that right now, which I think most people actually stopped it a couple weeks ago, but I'm going to stop myself with that right now. Yeah, this was the last time that I was going to be like, I want the Bears to really win this game.

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Maybe against the Packers as well, but let's reset. We got through the we got through the shit. Okay, next week we get Ravens, Bengals.

2Speaker 2
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That's going to be nice.

3Speaker 3
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And then the Monday night football game, after that is Chiefs Eagles, that's nice. And then we get three games on Thanksgiving, as is tradition, and then we get bonus football on Black Friday.

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So we got through it, okay, we got through the first step of whatever this week 10 is going to be.

2Speaker 2
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This is Hell week.

3Speaker 3
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It's hell week.

2Speaker 2
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And you know what Hell week, you look back on it, you know, like, 10 years after you graduate college, and you're like, Hell, week rocked. Yeah, but in in when you're in the shit, you think it sucks. But this is football and we love football and I would never say anything bad about football.

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Yeah, so that's all I'm going to say about that.

3Speaker 3
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Look at this Week 13 Seahawks Cowboys on Thursday night.

2Speaker 2
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There we go.

3Speaker 3
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That's good.

2Speaker 2
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Things are looking good.

3Speaker 3
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If you're a football fan, then we're going to do Patriots, Steelers, I wouldn't. We can't get too far ahead of ourselves.

2Speaker 2
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No, we've got some great games coming up.

3Speaker 3
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Yeah, we do have some great games on Thursday. Uh, the uh, December week 14 December 7th Patriots, Steelers and Chargers Raiders. Well, I'm going to stop doing this, it's going to start bugging me out.

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All right, we got through it, we got through week, we got through step one of Hell week, everyone buckle up.

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We're going to get through this together. Um, also, Al Michaels, good job tonight.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, it was funny when he said, Uh, it looks like they're going to try the tush push with Bryce Young, except he doesn't have that much tush to push. Yeah, that was good, yeah.

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It's vintage owl, yeah.

1Speaker 1
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So skinny daddy.

3Speaker 3
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Bajan, Daddy, Bajan, Daddy, Bajan got a little horny at the end.

2Speaker 2
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We got a little al after dark, yeah.

3Speaker 3
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Daddy Bajan Um, yeah, that was football.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, and and I love football.

3Speaker 3
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I love football. Uh, okay, that's it really. Should we do what?

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I put this disclaimer at the beginning, but yeah, this week 10 preview buckle up. Because we take a lot of twists and turns that go off football wherever it goes. I think it actually is some of our best podcasting.

2Speaker 2
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It's the perfect preview to run with Sam because Sam definitely levels it out. The interview with him is awesome and I just love talking to Sam. He will make you smarter about football, yeah.

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He'll undo all the brain damage that we do to you in the first part of this.

3Speaker 3
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And everyone, please tweet Sam after and say, Great job on part of my take. We need you back on. Yep, let's boost them up.

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Uh, okay, let's kick it to ourselves. Week 10 picks and preview Before we get to our picks in preview of Week 10, a couple of quick ads. If you're thinking about going to an N.F.L. game this weekend, Game Time is the place to get your tickets.

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2Speaker 2
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We've reached over the halfway point, we know what that means. We're just rounding in shape right now, yes.

3Speaker 3
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And so just a disclaimer for everyone listening at home, you heard us obviously talk about the Bears panthers to start the show. This is how we do the Friday show, we tape the week 10 preview in the afternoon and we watch the game, then we finish the beginning of the show.

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We have basically been working non-stop this week, we are out of gas. It might get a little loopy.

2Speaker 2
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That's fine, though. Those are some of the best shows that we do, yeah.

3Speaker 3
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I want it, I want the disclaimer. So when we say something stupid and everyone's like, you fucking idiots, it's like, Listen, guys, I think in this room.

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Well, no, Hank sleeps like a baby. Between PFT and I were probably sleeping about four hours a night the last four days. It's loopy season.

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PFt. We just had a moment where we thought we had to do an ad. We had taped the ad an hour ago and he's like, Do we have to do that ad now? We're like the one we did an hour ago?

2Speaker 2
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I completely forgotten what I did an hour ago, and it took about five minutes worth of our time to do it completely. In one ear, out the other, my brain's not operating. But I do think that sometimes when we get loopy on the show and we get into our dumbest modes.

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It somehow makes us smarter, yes.

4Speaker 4
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I live.

2Speaker 2
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It's when, yeah.

4Speaker 4
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I was at a work event till 2 30 a.

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M Last night, Oh yeah.

3Speaker 3
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You were at the bar.

2Speaker 2
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You live in the dumb zone. Yeah, yeah.

4Speaker 4
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I'm never sharp, I'm always loopy.

2Speaker 2
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You were born into it. We're merely adopting it right now, and it's when we think that we're being really smart that we're actually at our stupidest yes.

3Speaker 3
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Yes, so week 10 Hank is wearing a clueless Max jersey. I wish he'd take that fucking jersey off, but we're going to start.

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The best way to start colts at Patriots Germany? But, more importantly, Hank's lighthouse presentation.

2Speaker 2
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All right, Hank, here we go. I've been waiting all week. I've actually, you know, I get a lot of feedback from our listeners, which I love, I take all into account.

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The one thing I got more than anything else is I can't wait for Hank's Lighthouse presentation on Friday. People are setting their clocks to it and they're excited to tune in, so Hank.

3Speaker 3
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Make sure you turn your clocks back forward this week.

2Speaker 2
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Correct, correct, without further ado, hank the Lighthouse presentation.

4Speaker 4
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All right, cut in here.

2Speaker 2
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What, what are you talking about?

3Speaker 3
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What are you talking about?

4Speaker 4
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And cut out.

3Speaker 3
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So you don't have the lighthouse?

4Speaker 4
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Um, I, I will have it today. No, I thought the due date was, I thought we were recording later.

3Speaker 3
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No, no, you didn't.

2Speaker 2
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When do we ever record later?

3Speaker 3
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We don't record, we're recording tonight. No, we are recording later. We said we were going to do it during the Colts Patriots preview. Because this game stinks and you don't have it ready, so now you have to extend it to next week.

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Not tonight. No, what, it makes no sense to do it.

4Speaker 4
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I thought we were going to add it into this part.

3Speaker 3
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I think, no, we're not going to do. We're going to just do tricks for the audience. They're going to be like, Oh, they talked about him not having it, now he has it, It's a trick, We're not going to trick the audience.

2Speaker 2
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I think you owe our listeners an apology, yeah.

4Speaker 4
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AWLS I would like to apologize, I do not have the presentation ready. I don't really have a good excuse.

3Speaker 3
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Scumbag. You got that jersey, you found, you went and bought that jersey.

4Speaker 4
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Yeah, I bought this jersey. I've actually had this for a long time. I just lost, lost a little bit of weight since I got it.

3Speaker 3
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Uh, who's that? a joke?

1Speaker 1
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Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah.

3Speaker 3
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Whose expenses is that joke at? I just the the losing weight jersey, you had it for a long time.

4Speaker 4
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It's three XL. I was a little bit bigger back in the day.

3Speaker 3
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So who's who are you making fun of right now?

4Speaker 4
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I'm not making fun of anyone, I'm just people are like, why that jersey is a little bit big on you?

2Speaker 2
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Cause it sounds like during your apology, you just instead weight shamed somebody who lent you that jersey.

4Speaker 4
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I'm not weight shaming anyone.

3Speaker 3
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I lent you that jersey.

4Speaker 4
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Eddie.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, Eddie's the nicest guy in the world.

4Speaker 4
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Eddie is the nicest guy, he gave me this jersey.

3Speaker 3
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Look, I wish, I wish, I wish you weren't here.

4Speaker 4
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I wish Eddie was, I'm sorry to you guys.

2Speaker 2
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I wish you were back in New Jersey, that's what I wish.

3Speaker 3
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I wish you were swimming with the fishes.

4Speaker 4
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I have, like, after we finished this recording, I'm free for like six hours. I was very busy this morning.

2Speaker 2
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Good, I'm glad to hear that you're free for six hours after this.

3Speaker 3
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You're not gonna watch the game, you're wearing a bear's jersey.

4Speaker 4
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I'll be watching like, we're going to be done in an hour, the game doesn't start for three hours. I'm not going to be on the stream, so I'll be sitting at my computer working.

2Speaker 2
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Oh, Hank doesn't care about the streams when Tiffany's.

4Speaker 4
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I'm not on the stream.

3Speaker 3
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Oh, pervert, pervert, my take.

4Speaker 4
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Pervert my take look. At the end of the day, I am very sorry.

2Speaker 2
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You fucked up actually. It should be called hard on my take.

3Speaker 3
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Yeah, you fucked up.

4Speaker 4
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I did fuck up.

3Speaker 3
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So when are we getting the presentation?

4Speaker 4
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It'll be done tonight, I can present it whenever you're ready for it, and I'll do something as next week atonement.

2Speaker 2
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All right, soul patch.

3Speaker 3
00:16:12.06 – 00:16:12.30

No.

2Speaker 2
00:16:13.36 – 00:16:13.80

Get a cat.

3Speaker 3
00:16:14.48 – 00:16:19.46

Start the lottery ball slate clean. You never got it, you never got it.

4Speaker 4
00:16:20.06 – 00:16:20.34

No.

3Speaker 3
00:16:20.50 – 00:16:21.32

You never got it.

4Speaker 4
00:16:21.72 – 00:16:21.92

No.

2Speaker 2
00:16:22.24 – 00:16:29.56

You know what this is? It's just hank high, stepping and thinking he's the man because he got the lottery correct. Oh, he's the one. He doesn't think he has to do any work anymore, no.

00:16:30.24 – 00:16:33.60

You think you're on top of the world. You've had a week to do this presentation, hank.

4Speaker 4
00:16:34.62 – 00:16:46.60

Look, there's some things. We have had a busy week and there's a lot of times where I really get to thank my lucky stars. Sometimes I don't take it for granted, but sometimes I lose sight of how lucky I am to have this job and to work with you guys.

00:16:46.82 – 00:16:54.18

We went to a corporate presentation this week and it started. And within two minutes, I was like, I wouldn't last a second.

3Speaker 3
00:16:54.28 – 00:16:59.56

Dude, I had the same feeling. I was like, I'll put a bullet in my head if I have to be in a conference room for more than 10 minutes.

4Speaker 4
00:16:59.66 – 00:17:11.74

And then when I start, I said, there's been two times where I sat down to, like, I have. And the thing is, I have the presentation in my head. Like, I know what I want to put on paper. But I sit down and I open pages and I start doing it and, like, my ADHD kicks in.

00:17:11.78 – 00:17:20.58

And I'm like, I just think, Oh, you're on UGs? I'm like, I'm like, I'll do this later, I'll do this later, I'll do this later, and then the deadline comes.

00:17:20.70 – 00:17:30.92

And I'm like, I have, you know, hat in hand, I'm sorry, so that's. It's really just a long way of saying, thank you guys for for giving me the opportunity to do this every day. Stop it, stop it, that meeting.

2Speaker 2
00:17:31.18 – 00:17:33.36

You're a professional crassinator is what you are.

4Speaker 4
00:17:33.38 – 00:17:41.92

It started and legitimately, two minutes in, I was like I could not last one minute. Like, if I didn't have this job, I truly don't know what I'd be doing with it.

3Speaker 3
00:17:41.92 – 00:17:43.26

Yeah, you'd be in a gutter.

2Speaker 2
00:17:43.36 – 00:17:44.52

I really enjoyed the corporate meeting.

3Speaker 3
00:17:45.22 – 00:17:46.10

It was a great meeting.

4Speaker 4
00:17:46.10 – 00:17:51.96

But it's hard to. I couldn't do that every day if I was. if I was, I was thinking myself on the other side.

2Speaker 2
00:17:52.02 – 00:17:58.04

I get it, I'm doing action items, I'm circling back, I'm putting pins and stuff. It wasn't. I'm loving every second of it.

3Speaker 3
00:17:58.14 – 00:18:08.12

It wasn't the meeting, it was the physical act of sitting in like a room, with everyone around being serious. And I was like, I, I haven't been in a room like this in a long time.

2Speaker 2
00:18:08.20 – 00:18:15.50

If I was in, if I was in that corporate life, I would just start every meeting or every sentence with per my email. Yeah, it's just such a power.

3Speaker 3
00:18:15.50 – 00:18:18.42

Let's now circle, hank. When can we circle back on the White House?

4Speaker 4
00:18:18.86 – 00:18:19.42

The White House.

3Speaker 3
00:18:19.54 – 00:18:20.36

I'm saying tonight.

4Speaker 4
00:18:21.38 – 00:18:23.54

It will be done, you guys can tell.

3Speaker 3
00:18:23.88 – 00:18:29.54

No, no, no, no, no. If you, we will address it on Wednesday.

4Speaker 4
00:18:30.12 – 00:18:31.16

Okay, whenever you want.

3Speaker 3
00:18:31.32 – 00:18:32.12

He's not going to do it.

2Speaker 2
00:18:32.30 – 00:18:37.62

Absolutely not, and also I have no. He's totally going to get it done tonight, even though it's not due till next week.

3Speaker 3
00:18:37.70 – 00:18:40.06

As soon as he walks by the simulator, it's over.

4Speaker 4
00:18:40.24 – 00:18:41.94

Yeah, I won't go off until I finish it.

2Speaker 2
00:18:42.08 – 00:18:46.90

Okay, well, there is a more important storyline that we can get into. The colts at the Patriots in Frankfurt, Germany.

4Speaker 4
00:18:47.10 – 00:18:47.66

I can break this.

2Speaker 2
00:18:47.90 – 00:18:58.52

Colts are colts are underdogs. At home in Germany, Belichick's leading his guys over there. Both teams are traveling on Thursday after their walkthrough, so there's no travel advantage.

00:18:59.00 – 00:19:06.42

Who knows where Belichick's going to be like during the night? During the course of the week, he might have some friends houses he's staying over at. Because I don't know if you saw this video.

3Speaker 3
00:19:07.24 – 00:19:08.54

Colts are not underdogs, by the way.

2Speaker 2
00:19:09.62 – 00:19:11.46

The Patriots are one and a half point underdogs.

3Speaker 3
00:19:11.46 – 00:19:12.40

Two point underdogs.

2Speaker 2
00:19:12.64 – 00:19:26.16

Okay, so it moved this morning, all right, so big cat. I'm not sure if you've seen this video. That's making the rounds of coach Bill Belichick exiting somebody's house at what appears to be, I don't know, 536 a.m. in the morning.

00:19:26.98 – 00:19:39.64

Shirtless, no shirt on, doing the walk of shame, easing his way out of the door, making sure not to make too much noise on his way out. Presumably staying over at a young lady's house during the night, living his best life.

3Speaker 3
00:19:39.64 – 00:19:41.72

Hank, When was this video from?

2Speaker 2
00:19:41.78 – 00:19:43.18

I don't know, it just came out today.

3Speaker 3
00:19:43.26 – 00:19:44.84

It has to be summertime, right?

2Speaker 2
00:19:45.32 – 00:19:48.40

The man is shirtless, who knows where the shirt is?

3Speaker 3
00:19:49.32 – 00:19:50.16

Oh my god.

2Speaker 2
00:19:50.44 – 00:19:53.60

I'll say this about the video. Belichick looks powerful.

3Speaker 3
00:19:54.04 – 00:19:59.82

Yeah, he does, he's always had the barrel chest, the back dimples, like the lines in his back.

2Speaker 2
00:19:59.92 – 00:20:04.66

Yeah, he looks like that man can fuck. That's the back of a man that was up all night eating pussy.

3Speaker 3
00:20:04.84 – 00:20:06.18

Wait, is there sound to this video?

2Speaker 2
00:20:06.70 – 00:20:07.40

I don't think so.

3Speaker 3
00:20:07.48 – 00:20:08.82

Because he definitely ripped a part.

2Speaker 2
00:20:09.64 – 00:20:11.00

That's the first thing you do when you leave.

3Speaker 3
00:20:12.00 – 00:20:12.32

Wait.

00:20:19.06 – 00:20:22.92

Oh man, it looked like he was going to rip a part. He kind of breathed in there, all right.

2Speaker 2
00:20:23.00 – 00:20:26.72

What if he had done, like the Steve Belichick on his way out into the camera, the defensive thing?

3Speaker 3
00:20:27.44 – 00:20:34.44

Listen, good for him, good for him. Parver might take, Parver might take. Is he going to get fired?

4Speaker 4
00:20:38.28 – 00:20:39.44

He might, oh.

2Speaker 2
00:20:40.76 – 00:20:51.82

I cannot wait. Listen, I've thought about this over the last couple days because the Belichick to Chicago, Belichick to Washington rumors keep increasing. By the minute I want Harbaugh, it seems like, Okay, I'll take Belichick.

00:20:52.62 – 00:21:02.02

And I'm going to be happy for you to get Harbaugh, too. I think that'd be good for the show all around. A lot of people are saying like, is Belichick the right coach if you're a team like the Commanders?

00:21:02.12 – 00:21:16.00

Would you even want a guy that's that old? Probably on the downside of his career? I say, yes, I would love Bill Belichick. Not necessarily. I understand the concerns, but strictly for the purposes of this show to steal Hank's head coach.

00:21:16.12 – 00:21:24.08

Yes, would just be. That would be incredible for me personally. I've seen a lot of photoshops of Belichick recently. Are they photoshops? are they real?

00:21:24.18 – 00:21:28.50

Where he's wearing commander, he's wearing commander's gear. I thought one of them was real.

4Speaker 4
00:21:28.66 – 00:21:29.34

You've commissioned them.

2Speaker 2
00:21:29.34 – 00:21:34.30

But Hank, if he loses this game, would you like to see him fired?

4Speaker 4
00:21:34.70 – 00:21:36.48

Absolutely not, that's a crazy question.

3Speaker 3
00:21:36.70 – 00:21:39.76

Okay, do you think they will lose this game?

4Speaker 4
00:21:41.96 – 00:21:42.32

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:21:42.50 – 00:21:45.72

I actually don't, I actually think the Patriots might win this game.

00:21:48.30 – 00:21:54.14

So, two reasons one. Gardner Minch has been in the league for a long time, never played Belichick.

4Speaker 4
00:21:54.64 – 00:21:55.98

Belichick might just not give a fuck.

3Speaker 3
00:21:56.02 – 00:21:57.50

He might not give a fuck, so that might not.

4Speaker 4
00:21:57.64 – 00:22:02.28

That video, I don't know when the video's from, it probably is from the summer, but like that is like a.

3Speaker 3
00:22:02.54 – 00:22:03.62

It looks like a summer video.

2Speaker 2
00:22:04.14 – 00:22:05.96

That's like a jersey shore clip, yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:22:06.62 – 00:22:10.80

Yeah, because the house is all next to each other. He's not in Nantucket, he's not in a state.

4Speaker 4
00:22:12.18 – 00:22:13.10

He's in like Taunton.

3Speaker 3
00:22:13.22 – 00:22:21.76

I also think that this is the one chance that Mac Jones can maybe look good. Because the Colts defense is bad and Gus Bradley runs the same defense, no matter what, all the time.

4Speaker 4
00:22:22.32 – 00:22:26.04

This should be an over. Mac Jones seems like a jet lag. he's going to be like, Oh, jet lag.

3Speaker 3
00:22:26.36 – 00:22:26.72

Cranky.

2Speaker 2
00:22:27.02 – 00:22:31.38

Crying eyes Yeah. Is he allowed to travel overseas with the DUIS?

3Speaker 3
00:22:31.50 – 00:22:46.38

I have a fun stat that means absolutely nothing. Uh, I saw someone be like, Uh, Bill Belichick, he's 3-0 international games, so he's good with, like, planning out the travel and stuff. Or he had Tom Brady.

2Speaker 2
00:22:46.94 – 00:22:47.68

Yeah, that's a good point.

3Speaker 3
00:22:47.80 – 00:22:50.02

That's travel. Doesn't really matter when you have Tom Brady.

2Speaker 2
00:22:50.14 – 00:22:52.38

Well, what's Bill Belichick's record in Super Bowls? Big Cat?

3Speaker 3
00:22:52.82 – 00:22:53.84

Uh, I don't know.

2Speaker 2
00:22:54.34 – 00:22:57.12

Is it six and three?

3Speaker 3
00:22:57.34 – 00:22:58.72

That's three, four, three.

2Speaker 2
00:22:59.40 – 00:23:04.60

That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. But he also had Tom Brady in those games. Mm-hmm.

4Speaker 4
00:23:05.80 – 00:23:06.82

Yeah, for sure.

3Speaker 3
00:23:07.22 – 00:23:18.22

For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. So you don't think the Patriots are going to win? Will you wake up for this game knowing that it's after a Saturday and Hank gets after it?

4Speaker 4
00:23:18.44 – 00:23:25.98

I, uh, will not be participating in any client entertaining activities this weekend, so I will be waking up, wow.

2Speaker 2
00:23:26.34 – 00:23:27.02

What are you doing on Friday?

4Speaker 4
00:23:28.30 – 00:23:29.88

I don't know, probably be here.

00:23:31.56 – 00:23:39.06

I'm trying to give my brain a break. We're in the office, we're in full swing. There's a lot of exciting stuff happening and I would like to get ahead of it for once.

3Speaker 3
00:23:39.12 – 00:23:42.62

Okay, okay, okay, you sound like the report that you haven't done.

2Speaker 2
00:23:43.74 – 00:23:46.26

Yeah, one thing I can't.

4Speaker 4
00:23:46.50 – 00:23:50.38

All right, you guys know me, the listeners probably know me at this point.

3Speaker 3
00:23:50.38 – 00:23:52.16

No, they know you, they know you too well.

4Speaker 4
00:23:52.62 – 00:23:56.48

I struggle when I'm overwhelmed and then you factor in a hangover and everything falls apart.

3Speaker 3
00:23:56.50 – 00:23:58.98

How is a lighthouse presentation overwhelming?

4Speaker 4
00:23:59.48 – 00:24:11.54

It's just like the tip, it's just like the it's the straw that breaks the camel's back. Like, I will anything like. I do not do well managing multiple things at once, if there's anything else I have to do.

3Speaker 3
00:24:11.62 – 00:24:12.70

You're in charge of this whole office.

4Speaker 4
00:24:12.78 – 00:24:21.74

Like, No, I know, but like, there's a lot of shit going on. So it's like, do I want to do this presentation or do I want to do, like, focus on something for the office? And I'm always like, all right, well, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this.

00:24:22.10 – 00:24:24.16

I need it, I need a clear mind, I need like-.

2Speaker 2
00:24:24.16 – 00:24:33.98

You gotta prioritize, that's what you have to do. Hank, let me ask you a question if part of my take just ceased to exist, do you think that this office would be here right now? No.

00:24:34.30 – 00:24:37.04

So maybe the priority is on the lighthouse presentation.

4Speaker 4
00:24:38.00 – 00:24:44.36

I thought I was going to be able to sneak it into tonight and it would be cool. And then, once we started the podcast, I realized I was mistaken.

3Speaker 3
00:24:44.38 – 00:24:46.40

Which we started the same time every Thursday.

4Speaker 4
00:24:46.56 – 00:24:47.74

No, I know, but I thought, like,-.

2Speaker 2
00:24:47.74 – 00:24:48.24

We actually started this one later.

3Speaker 3
00:24:48.40 – 00:24:48.94

Yeah, we did.

4Speaker 4
00:24:49.08 – 00:24:55.08

Sometimes we do stuff and it's like, all right, we'll do it, we'll do it when we record tonight and you guys are cool. And then once we started, I was like, Okay, now this-.

3Speaker 3
00:24:55.08 – 00:24:59.16

Because it would be weird, because we'd be like, why are we doing the lighthouse presentation?

4Speaker 4
00:24:59.30 – 00:25:01.10

Well, I try to do the cut in, cut out, okay?

3Speaker 3
00:25:01.96 – 00:25:03.30

Nerd nugget for this game.

1Speaker 1
00:25:03.60 – 00:25:13.74

Not only are the Patriots 3-0 in the NFL's international series, but they've only let up one touchdown in each of those three games. Wow, okay. So it could be a Tom Brady stop. But also the defense has played well.

2Speaker 2
00:25:13.96 – 00:25:20.30

I didn't really. Sorry, Jake, I might have to ask you to repeat that because I was just thinking back about our preview of the Cold Space.

3Speaker 3
00:25:20.30 – 00:25:31.30

Yeah, it was where the fuck is the Lighthouse presentation? Bill Belichick Fart and Where the fuck is the Lighthouse presentation? But you know what? That's exactly the preview you need for this game.

00:25:31.38 – 00:25:32.80

No one cares about this game.

2Speaker 2
00:25:32.92 – 00:25:33.96

All right, sorry, Jake, can you repeat it?

4Speaker 4
00:25:33.98 – 00:25:38.12

I feel like I'm in high school, trying to convince my teachers to give me a passing grade so I can be eligible.

3Speaker 3
00:25:38.22 – 00:25:46.88

This game stinks. Yeah, it's tough. We should do that every week, the worst game on the schedule. Just be like, make sure we don't actually mention anything about the game.

1Speaker 1
00:25:47.50 – 00:25:48.42

Doghouse Game of the Week?

2Speaker 2
00:25:49.00 – 00:25:52.98

Yeah, this game is in my doghouse, for sure. The fact that it's so early, too.

3Speaker 3
00:25:53.90 – 00:25:57.46

I'm going to game cast this game, just going to watch the updates and scores.

2Speaker 2
00:25:57.92 – 00:25:58.86

Oh, I'm going to watch it in bed.

4Speaker 4
00:26:00.18 – 00:26:01.46

I'll be up, I might be here.

1Speaker 1
00:26:02.92 – 00:26:05.14

You're not going to be here at 8am someday.

2Speaker 2
00:26:05.78 – 00:26:06.64

No, you're not going to be here.

3Speaker 3
00:26:06.82 – 00:26:07.40

There's no way.

4Speaker 4
00:26:07.48 – 00:26:09.46

At halftime, I'll leave my apartment at halftime.

3Speaker 3
00:26:09.52 – 00:26:11.12

Well, that's not. Yeah, that's different.

2Speaker 2
00:26:11.68 – 00:26:12.64

So jake nerd nugget.

1Speaker 1
00:26:12.90 – 00:26:22.70

Yeah, so in those three wins in the NFL's international series, the Patriots have only let up one touchdown in each of those games. Oh, okay, Tom Brady has excelled, yes, but the defense has also played well, very cool.

3Speaker 3
00:26:22.94 – 00:26:23.20

Okay.

2Speaker 2
00:26:23.48 – 00:26:28.34

The colts don't stop anybody. Yeah, so I think I'm just going to take the over and just hope that it happens.

3Speaker 3
00:26:28.42 – 00:26:39.18

Yeah, I like that all right now. For a good game which should have been flexed to Sunday night. Hank is off the hot seat. He just let out a big sigh of relief. Niners and Jags.

00:26:39.96 – 00:27:04.66

This game is going to be awesome because we're going to find out if the Niners have corrected what has been ailing them. Which the bye week came at a good time for them. Devo Samuel, back, Trent Williams, maybe back. Kyle Shanahan had a weird press conference where he's like, Yeah, he's dealing with his ankle and some other things in his body. And yeah. Chase Young, first time in the Niners uniform.

00:27:04.90 – 00:27:13.28

I think the Niners are going to win this game, I think they're going to look good. Best effort defensive coordinator coming down out of the booth.

2Speaker 2
00:27:13.86 – 00:27:14.02

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:27:14.28 – 00:27:27.46

They need that old school D'Amico. Ryans was obviously on the sideline, pumping people up that Kyle Shanahan is going to get more involved in the defense. I feel like they realize, hey, we're a really good team, but we got to start taking some shit seriously.

2Speaker 2
00:27:27.64 – 00:27:30.96

There's going to be a lot of Wilkes Booth jokes going on this weekend, yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:27:31.92 – 00:27:37.46

I say that, like, is the person who's going to make the Wilkes Booth jokes in the room right now?

2Speaker 2
00:27:37.52 – 00:27:46.16

I already did it. Something about Wilkes Booth A play never ends well if Wilkes Booth is involved the 49ers and the Jaguars. I'm holding two separate thoughts in my head.

00:27:46.70 – 00:28:06.30

One is that the line is very disrespectful to the Jaguars. There are three point underdogs at home. Being six and two, it's a little disrespectful, especially considering that the Niners lost three in a row. I'm holding that thought in my head, but the other thought that I have in my head is that the Jaguars might be fraudulent.

3Speaker 3
00:28:06.86 – 00:28:11.72

Well, so I don't think they're fraudulent, but.

2Speaker 2
00:28:11.72 – 00:28:14.68

Well, you got to be consistent because if you look at their schedule.

3Speaker 3
00:28:14.72 – 00:28:37.34

I was going to say it so I don't think they're fraudulent, but I also think that you can definitely do the tier system with them. Where the last four wins have been the Falcons, the Bills, the Colts, the Saints, and they looked very bad against the Chiefs. And if you ask yourself, are the Niners closer to the Falcons, Bills, Colts and Saints, or are they closer to the Chiefs? I would say they're closer to the Chiefs.

2Speaker 2
00:28:37.60 – 00:28:38.40

And the Steelers, right.

3Speaker 3
00:28:38.50 – 00:28:39.30

And the Steelers, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:28:39.38 – 00:28:39.62

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:28:39.94 – 00:28:42.26

I was just saying, their last four games, Oh yeah, the Steelers.

2Speaker 2
00:28:42.32 – 00:28:49.66

Steelers is October 29th. Yeah, so their best win of the season was the Bills. We can agree on that. That was in England.

3Speaker 3
00:28:50.04 – 00:28:50.80

The bills might stink.

2Speaker 2
00:28:50.88 – 00:28:59.58

And the bills might stink, and travel was an issue. So to be consistent, we have to say that if they lose this game, we have to call the Jaguars frauds.

3Speaker 3
00:28:59.62 – 00:29:00.64

The problem is, it's.

00:29:02.02 – 00:29:07.02

The dolphins are bigger frauds because the dolphins lost the bills. Yeah, there's levels to this shit, man.

2Speaker 2
00:29:07.14 – 00:29:20.32

And the Dolphins blowing out the Broncos and scoring 70 points. Yeah, that probably adds to their fraud resume. If they blow out a bad team like that. I'm just saying with the Jaguars, they don't play that many tough opponents this year.

3Speaker 3
00:29:20.48 – 00:29:31.80

No, I know I had the same thought where I was just like, wait, the Niners are going to be the closest thing the Jaguars have, or the Niners is the Chiefs. And the Jaguars really struggled. In that game. They only scored nine points.

1Speaker 1
00:29:31.80 – 00:29:34.04

That's Crisco, that's why, yeah, it's in the schedule.

2Speaker 2
00:29:34.16 – 00:29:34.96

The schedule is everything.

3Speaker 3
00:29:35.18 – 00:29:35.64

The schedule is everything.

2Speaker 2
00:29:35.84 – 00:29:38.32

They play the Bengals, eventually, they play the Texans.

3Speaker 3
00:29:38.42 – 00:29:40.54

Yeah, I'm cool. Put them on fraud watch, you can answer.

2Speaker 2
00:29:40.54 – 00:29:45.72

And then the Ravens, and then besides that, I'm just saying we should put them on fraud watch.

3Speaker 3
00:29:45.82 – 00:29:46.14

I like it.

2Speaker 2
00:29:46.24 – 00:29:49.42

They haven't done anything to really earn that, it's just that they haven't played anybody.

3Speaker 3
00:29:49.54 – 00:29:50.20

No, they're on fraud watch.

2Speaker 2
00:29:50.22 – 00:29:54.30

And if the Niners go into their house and beat them, I think we have to talk about it.

3Speaker 3
00:29:55.94 – 00:30:00.70

If the Niners lose this game, do they go to Fraud Watch? This might be the fraud bowl.

2Speaker 2
00:30:01.02 – 00:30:04.94

But I don't think since they've lost so many in a row, I don't know if they're frauds.

3Speaker 3
00:30:05.02 – 00:30:05.98

They might just be broken.

2Speaker 2
00:30:06.14 – 00:30:06.80

They're broken.

3Speaker 3
00:30:07.62 – 00:30:17.02

Yeah, outside of the Cowboys win, the Niners have only beaten the Steelers, Rams, Giants and Cardinals. Those are not. Sorry Steelers fans, your team's got a winning record.

2Speaker 2
00:30:18.22 – 00:30:19.72

Yeah, congratulations, you got a winner.

3Speaker 3
00:30:19.96 – 00:30:20.78

Yeah, you get it.

2Speaker 2
00:30:20.86 – 00:30:27.92

I'm okay with doing a fraud bowl. Yeah, it's a fraud bowl. But the niners, I think we can say they're broken. Can they put it back together? Yeah.

00:30:28.02 – 00:30:30.16

Because at one point, it felt like they weren't frauds.

3Speaker 3
00:30:30.62 – 00:30:32.82

Basically, if you beat the chiefs, you're not frauds.

2Speaker 2
00:30:33.32 – 00:30:35.30

I agree, I agree with that.

3Speaker 3
00:30:37.30 – 00:30:40.28

We're not frauds if we beat the Chiefs. Okay, nerd nugget.

1Speaker 1
00:30:40.78 – 00:30:45.42

Yeah, first off, I have a reminder from last week with the Jags, we're on a buy to respect Doug Peterson as a head coach.

2Speaker 2
00:30:45.64 – 00:30:47.90

Oh, okay, all right, we will, I'll do that.

3Speaker 3
00:30:47.98 – 00:30:48.46

All right, noted.

2Speaker 2
00:30:49.58 – 00:30:52.22

Trevor Lawrence Big guy. Do you know how many touchdowns he has this year?

00:30:54.90 – 00:30:59.90

Seven, No, he's got nine, which still isn't that much. No, they don't pass the ball for touchdowns.

3Speaker 3
00:30:59.90 – 00:31:01.18

C.J. Stroud has 14.

1Speaker 1
00:31:01.40 – 00:31:12.66

Also this season, the 49ers offense has gained at least four yards on 56 of their first down plays, most in the league. So that's crazy. More than half the time they're getting at least four, that's pretty good, it's really good.

3Speaker 3
00:31:13.26 – 00:31:23.52

This is what I struggle with this all the time. PFT the stats when you get later in the season because you think you're like, Oh, it's still early in the season, No, it's week 10..

2Speaker 2
00:31:23.76 – 00:31:23.88

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:31:23.98 – 00:31:27.28

Nine touchdowns in week 10 is not a whole lot.

2Speaker 2
00:31:27.42 – 00:31:28.06

It's not good.

3Speaker 3
00:31:28.24 – 00:31:36.78

No, so yeah, that is a little shocking, because you know how that happens, where you're like, Oh, it's still. If you ask me, like, Yeah, we're still early in the season, season just started.

00:31:37.34 – 00:31:39.76

The league leader is TUA with 19.

00:31:41.00 – 00:31:47.14

Yeah, there's, uh, if you went just on touchdown passes, he is 20th.

2Speaker 2
00:31:47.38 – 00:31:55.58

That's how I do my power. Rankings of quarterbacks Who has the most touchdown passes? Yeah, sometimes you got to go backwards and make the stats be way dumber, yeah.

00:31:55.68 – 00:31:58.12

Don't listen to the Sam Schwartzsteins of the world all the time, yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:31:58.46 – 00:31:59.42

Josh Jobs has 10.

2Speaker 2
00:32:00.34 – 00:32:00.62

Elite.

3Speaker 3
00:32:01.00 – 00:32:05.32

Elite Uh, okay, uh, this game's gonna be awesome, though I'm excited. Fraud Bowl.

00:32:05.32 – 00:32:12.72

Next game Browns at Ravens Ravens defense, Two best defenses in the league. Maybe I would say so, actually.

00:32:12.82 – 00:32:21.02

Yeah, uh, this division game always tough. AFC North I don't know. I think it was a little misleading.

00:32:21.18 – 00:32:36.24

The Browns, uh, killing the cardinals, Cause the Cardinals are that bad, uh, they didn't run the ball that great. And so we've. It's been Jedrick Will's week after Monday. I said, Uh, you know, they're, they're all star or whatever. I said, They're, they're great.

00:32:37.02 – 00:32:47.26

Offensive lineman Browns fans correct me, rightfully so, but now the Browns don't have the two tackles they started the season with, cause Jack Conklin went out in week one.

00:32:47.60 – 00:32:59.86

Now you have weird situation where they're talking about flipping the guys. Cause they have a rookie on the right side that might move them to the left side. James Hudson, who's going to come in, go to the right side, I think there's gonna be a problem for the Browns.

00:32:59.90 – 00:33:10.66

I think like, once you get these, you know a couple injuries, the depth issue on the offensive line. If you don't like Jedrick Wills, that's fine, but once you get lower in the depth chart, it's like, Well, kind of wish we still had Jedrick Wills.

2Speaker 2
00:33:10.84 – 00:33:14.84

I agree the strategy last week was Stefanski was to run the ball as much as possible.

3Speaker 3
00:33:15.00 – 00:33:15.52

They haven't hit 2.

00:33:15.52 – 00:33:15.86

8.

2Speaker 2
00:33:15.92 – 00:33:21.72

They didn't do well. Yeah, yeah, there was, I think one player had like 13 rushes for 2.9 yards per carry.

00:33:21.78 – 00:33:24.02

The other guy had like 13 rushes for 2.

00:33:24.02 – 00:33:30.60

6 or something like that. They didn't run it effectively, they just did a good amount enough to keep the Cardinals off the field as much as possible.

3Speaker 3
00:33:30.60 – 00:33:49.44

And I feel like the Browns, like Amari Cooper, has been great, and that connection looks like they had a couple deep shots. I don't know if the Browns like to beat this. Ravens defense. I think you have to have multiple weapons that can, because I think they can key on Amari Cooper, so I like the Ravens in this game.

00:33:49.50 – 00:34:01.18

Also, congratulations to Keaton Mitchell for officially becoming a Raven. You don't have to do that, Roquan Smith says. You have to beat the Steelers. I also think there's another way you can be a Raven. And that's just be added to the injury report randomly.

00:34:01.42 – 00:34:03.08

Yeah, so you got a hamstring?

2Speaker 2
00:34:03.26 – 00:34:04.20

One of the one of the guys.

3Speaker 3
00:34:04.28 – 00:34:08.92

That's like, it's like, Oh, you're now a raven. You had a great game, but you're also kind of injured.

2Speaker 2
00:34:09.06 – 00:34:15.04

Soft tissue damage. Yeah, it's Lamar returning to the AFC, he just finished his barnstorming tour of the NFC. That he does.

00:34:15.18 – 00:34:23.04

And god damn if the NFC, if Lamar Jackson wasn't a thing. Is that utopia meme? Yeah, that's what it is. He just he loves to kick the shit out of the NFC.

3Speaker 3
00:34:23.04 – 00:34:25.86

The AFC has been kicking the shit out of the NFC overall, too, though.

2Speaker 2
00:34:26.06 – 00:34:28.46

Oh, really, yeah, that's a that's a trend that we're looking at.

3Speaker 3
00:34:28.46 – 00:34:31.06

65 or something I love it makes sense.

2Speaker 2
00:34:31.12 – 00:34:32.24

I love rooting for conferences.

3Speaker 3
00:34:32.38 – 00:34:36.02

Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, we keep talking about, like, who's going to get the seventh seed in the NFC?

2Speaker 2
00:34:36.14 – 00:34:36.64

Yeah, it does.

3Speaker 3
00:34:36.82 – 00:34:38.26

A lot of really good teams in the AFC.

2Speaker 2
00:34:38.40 – 00:34:46.72

So I like the Ravens, I think that the Ravens are the best team in football right now. Yeah, I would, I would stake my reputation on that, which is pristine, yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:34:48.06 – 00:35:03.50

It's, yeah, I mean, I, I. The Ravens are playing great ball, I think there's just too much. I know DTR was the starter last time these two teams played and he's not an N.FL starter. So you can kind of throw out that score. But I think the Ravens are just humming right now.

00:35:03.64 – 00:35:13.20

And they know they got a, they got a like, AFC. North is not easy, you can't take. People were talking, Oh, trap game, cause Thursday night they play against the Bengals, I don't know.

00:35:13.30 – 00:35:20.52

I think the Ravens know that, like, they're now playing for the one seat, like it's kind of shifted here, you know, so you can't take a game off.

2Speaker 2
00:35:20.52 – 00:35:27.74

I am going to be basing the rest of my season's takes on Deshaun Watson off how he performs in this game. I just want to make that very clear.

3Speaker 3
00:35:27.74 – 00:35:29.02

It's not fair, but it's fact.

2Speaker 2
00:35:29.04 – 00:35:30.48

Well, I think it's fair, because.

3Speaker 3
00:35:30.60 – 00:35:32.02

Well, the Ravens defense is really fucking good.

2Speaker 2
00:35:32.08 – 00:35:39.08

The Ravens defense is good and also Deshaun Watson. This feels like he should be healthy at this point. Yeah, like, fully, fully healthy.

3Speaker 3
00:35:40.22 – 00:35:41.00

Nerd Nugget.

1Speaker 1
00:35:41.26 – 00:35:47.74

The Ravens have allowed just 10 points per game at home this season. They've only also allowed two touchdowns from scrimmage at home.

3Speaker 3
00:35:48.02 – 00:35:57.02

Whoa, whoa. Okay, next game Texans at Bengals. I'm excited for this game. Jamar Chase most likely out.

2Speaker 2
00:35:57.96 – 00:36:08.10

That's maybe not the case because I saw that he came out. He was wearing a jersey and pads for practice. Oh okay, tee Higgins, I think he's probably out because he was not dressed for practice, yes.

00:36:08.30 – 00:36:09.86

So both are kind of toss ups.

3Speaker 3
00:36:09.94 – 00:36:21.84

Yeah, and we saw it when Jamar Chase took that when he fell trying to catch that ball. And I think I think Collins were said right away. Oh, he's not going to be able to walk tomorrow with that back, and that's exactly what happened.

00:36:22.02 – 00:36:27.22

So now we have the Texans, the upstart Texans, I think Texans are going to be live in this game.

2Speaker 2
00:36:27.82 – 00:36:31.86

Yeah, the other thing is Lou annarumo, yeah, defensive coordinator, coach Lou.

00:36:32.00 – 00:36:43.50

For the Bengals coach Lou Him going up against a rookie quarterback, I think I'm going to go with coach Lou on this. Oh, I do like C.J. Stroud, but I'm going to go, I'm going to go with the angry Italian in this game.

00:36:43.68 – 00:36:54.36

I was also very impressed with the Bengals home crowd last week. Yeah, the fact that they were able to be organized enough to sit in their sections because they did. Tiger Stripe Stadium, yeah.

00:36:54.50 – 00:37:05.20

Where one section was black, one section orange. That shows a lot of discipline, that rocks. That's a promising sign for that fan base. So yeah, I'm going to go with the big, angry Italian Lou Annaruno.

00:37:05.56 – 00:37:08.42

Lou amarillo, lou amarillo.

3Speaker 3
00:37:08.90 – 00:37:21.92

Listen, I can say this big lou as a. As an Italian father, sometimes Italians have names that what I am an I'm an Italian father, father of Italian. My children are a quarter Italian.

2Speaker 2
00:37:22.02 – 00:37:23.54

I am, I am, I am.

3Speaker 3
00:37:23.60 – 00:37:26.02

I have a shirt, I said, Proud, it says, Proud Italian father.

2Speaker 2
00:37:26.14 – 00:37:33.08

I am 1 Sicilian, so I can say this big Lou is going to put them in big trouble, big trouble, big trouble.

3Speaker 3
00:37:33.68 – 00:37:47.86

I I just think that I think the we'll see what T Higgins, Jamar Chase, I think the Texans, they finally did the thing where, uh, like, oh, C.J. Stroud's really good. Maybe we don't have to run the ball in first down every single time, maybe we should let him just be a baller.

00:37:48.12 – 00:37:54.26

So I think they're going to keep, I think the Bengals are going to win the game. I think Texas will cover the spread.

2Speaker 2
00:37:54.70 – 00:38:04.82

If we forget, if we like men in black ourselves, and, uh, completely ignore the first three weeks of the season. The Bengals are probably right there in the conversation for best team in the NFL.

3Speaker 3
00:38:04.92 – 00:38:05.56

Oh, absolutely.

2Speaker 2
00:38:06.02 – 00:38:06.26

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:38:06.34 – 00:38:15.64

I did a halftime future on them against the 49ers at 22 to one. I was like, this, they're back soon as Joe Burrow ran One time, I was like, They're back, they're back and they're the scariest team.

00:38:16.06 – 00:38:27.48

They, they, they've proven it, they're the it's. It's weird because obviously they haven't won a Super Bowl, but I still think they are the scariest team. Like, if you ask the Chiefs, who do you not want to play? In the last week of January, it's the Bengals.

2Speaker 2
00:38:28.04 – 00:38:31.18

Absolutely, except for that Jabroni mayor shout out Travis Kelsey, Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:38:31.32 – 00:38:32.34

Uh, okay, nerd nugget.

1Speaker 1
00:38:32.46 – 00:38:43.32

Last week, Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow played in his 50th regular season game among all quarterbacks in NFL history. Through 50 games. Burrow is second in completions, first in completion percentage in fifth and passing yards.

3Speaker 3
00:38:43.48 – 00:38:43.88

Okay.

2Speaker 2
00:38:44.22 – 00:38:45.06

He's good at football.

1Speaker 1
00:38:45.06 – 00:38:47.22

He's one of the best 50 game players ever.

3Speaker 3
00:38:47.32 – 00:38:51.70

He's good at football. Uh, okay, next up Packers, Steelers, Yuck.

2Speaker 2
00:38:52.78 – 00:39:03.08

I think that this, this is the week for the Steelers to lose. I think no. I think they're going to out gain their opponent. They might lose, they still might lose, but they might out gain the Packers this week.

3Speaker 3
00:39:03.24 – 00:39:14.60

So, um, George Pickens has been doing some stuff on social media. Mike Tomlin had to address it in a press conference. He was asked. He said It's like a pebble in my shoe. pebbles in your shoe are very annoying, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:39:14.72 – 00:39:17.40

Was he trying to say? It was like, not a big deal, yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:39:17.56 – 00:39:22.72

But I was like, Wait, no. Pebble in your shoe is like, you have to stop and take off your shoe and be like, Oh, there's a pebble in my shoe, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:39:23.22 – 00:39:26.86

Yeah, it's a serious issue. Yeah. If untreated, it leads to an infection.

3Speaker 3
00:39:26.88 – 00:39:30.78

It's been like, it's like a pee underneath my mattress. What does that? what does that?

2Speaker 2
00:39:30.92 – 00:39:31.70

The Princess and the Pee.

3Speaker 3
00:39:31.78 – 00:39:37.50

Princess and the Pee Uh, yeah, George Pickens. I feel like that's not going great.

2Speaker 2
00:39:37.96 – 00:39:48.90

Yeah, so he unfollowed a lot of his teammates on Instagram, he scrubbed his Instagram of references to the Steelers. Nadja Harris had a word with him about it and they talked, the two of them talked.

00:39:49.36 – 00:39:56.50

And then Pickens addressed the media, he said I don't mix social media and football. I was just clearing out my page. To be honest, it had nothing to do with the Steelers, nothing.

00:39:56.60 – 00:40:05.44

So he's I. He might be right, though. If he's calling his teammates out. For just posting weak shit on Instagram, this is you're posting bad content, I'm going to unfollow you.

3Speaker 3
00:40:05.44 – 00:40:14.72

This is the new excuse. Uh, whenever someone deletes everything and they're like, No, I'm just living my life, it's the new. I just got a smoothie and I don't know how these steroids got in my system.

2Speaker 2
00:40:14.90 – 00:40:25.62

Excuse Yeah, um, this one is it's a little bit harder to track. But I think at the end of the day, he's saying, like, Kenny Pickens doesn't post fire pics on Instagram, right? Like, when was the last time you cleaned out your Instagram?

3Speaker 3
00:40:26.06 – 00:40:26.46

Never.

2Speaker 2
00:40:26.56 – 00:40:36.88

It's been a while, yeah, but maybe maybe he's just like a social media connoisseur, and he just realizes his teammates aren't that great at it. Why am I following this guy?

00:40:36.94 – 00:40:41.70

Just because he's my teammate, no, you want to follow people that you care about, people whose content is fire post better shit.

00:40:41.84 – 00:40:42.28

Yeah, exactly.

3Speaker 3
00:40:42.54 – 00:40:43.88

Perfect booties, LeBron James.

2Speaker 2
00:40:44.52 – 00:40:46.30

Yeah, did he post that? or he just liked it?

3Speaker 3
00:40:46.30 – 00:40:49.80

He liked it when he was zero dark 30 23, Uh.

2Speaker 2
00:40:49.94 – 00:40:54.44

To me, that's a that's an indictment of his teammates. His teammates need to step their Instagram game up a little bit.

3Speaker 3
00:40:54.50 – 00:41:12.88

Yeah, uh, I. So. The only reason I kind of like the Packers in this game is the weakness for the Packers is they start insanely slow in every game. We had the stat a couple of weeks ago where they had five straight games where they did not score a first half touchdown. Guess what? The Steelers don't exactly jump on opponents.

2Speaker 2
00:41:13.26 – 00:41:14.84

Kenny Pickens is Mr. Fourth quarter.

3Speaker 3
00:41:14.92 – 00:41:24.84

They keep it close. I I just feel like this is going to be a close game, no matter what. Like, I can't see either team winning by more than three, and now that I said that one of these teams will blow out the other.

2Speaker 2
00:41:24.92 – 00:41:27.68

At the end of the day, it's going to be a good, uniform matchup, at least. Oh yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:41:28.10 – 00:41:30.96

Oh yeah, uh, Jake nerd nugget.

1Speaker 1
00:41:30.96 – 00:41:39.84

Mike Tomlin has guided the Steelers to a 12 and four record on nine days rest. That's the best winning percentage, second highest in the N.FL since 2007..

3Speaker 3
00:41:40.28 – 00:41:41.94

Anybody? What happened with the best there?

1Speaker 1
00:41:42.36 – 00:41:46.10

I misread, Oh, no, but still really good nine days rest.

2Speaker 2
00:41:46.30 – 00:41:46.50

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:41:46.62 – 00:41:51.74

I mean, did you meet, did you see best? or do you read what? Let's break down this situation.

1Speaker 1
00:41:52.08 – 00:42:03.16

Read What's on my computer? Okay, Max can witness. Mike Tomlin has guided the Steelers to a 12 and four record on nine days Rest. Pittsburgh 75 Winning percentage under Tomlin on nine days rest is the second highest in the NFL since 2000..

3Speaker 3
00:42:03.42 – 00:42:04.52

So Best was never in there.

1Speaker 1
00:42:04.70 – 00:42:06.42

Nope, damn, but it's still really good.

2Speaker 2
00:42:06.56 – 00:42:06.94

You went, rogue.

3Speaker 3
00:42:07.12 – 00:42:09.80

You saw best, yeah, you just jumped ahead to best.

1Speaker 1
00:42:09.86 – 00:42:10.90

Messed up? It's all me.

3Speaker 3
00:42:11.36 – 00:42:16.22

Man, sorry, maybe you can just tag onto Hank's Notes app for the presentation.

2Speaker 2
00:42:16.60 – 00:42:24.74

I do like the minibuy, though. Yeah, I like Tomlin on a minibuy. I like Tomlin. He is a favorite, which is not good but.

3Speaker 3
00:42:24.94 – 00:42:25.46

Oh, no.

2Speaker 2
00:42:26.18 – 00:42:28.54

I like their defense a lot, I like the Steelers.

3Speaker 3
00:42:28.66 – 00:42:32.02

I feel like the back half of their defense is not the best.

2Speaker 2
00:42:32.22 – 00:42:33.36

Yeah, just get TJ home.

3Speaker 3
00:42:33.64 – 00:42:43.28

Yeah, uh okay, let's take a quick break because we have a delivery that just showed up from Shake Shack. Shake Shack is one of our favorite game day meals, and right now they're doing a special promotion.

00:42:44.06 – 00:43:03.90

Any player celebrates a touchdown with the chicken Dance this Sunday. Shake Shack is offering free chicken shacks for a week with eligible purchase. Their chicken Shack is the sleeper of the Chicken sandwich game, but it really surpasses the others. It's got crispy white meat chicken breast over lettuce pickles and buttermilk herb mayo on a toasted potato bun.

00:43:03.98 – 00:43:20.54

The potato bun is so good. So tag your favorite N.FL player on social media. Try to get them to do a chicken dance if they get the chicken in the end zone this Sunday. The promotion will go through Sunday 11 19. It is available at participating Shake Shack locations and on the Shake app website.

00:43:21.08 – 00:43:37.26

Enter code Chicken Dance when ordering online. Terms apply Free Chicken Shack available between November 12th and November 19th when you spend more than $10. Learn more at Shakeshack..com and keep your fingers crossed for a chicken dance. On Sunday, November 12th. I already tweeted a bunch of our friends.

00:43:37.78 – 00:43:42.22

I included Kevin White. That was more of a prayer, but someone's got to do a chicken dance.

2Speaker 2
00:43:42.74 – 00:43:45.20

Give the people free chicken, take a bite, do it.

3Speaker 3
00:43:45.56 – 00:43:51.18

Take a bite, one bite. What is this? Oh, what is this? These are the sauces.

2Speaker 2
00:43:51.50 – 00:43:52.34

Oh, that's out of bounds.

3Speaker 3
00:43:52.58 – 00:43:58.48

These are sauces, all right, I'm gonna take one bite Max, do the chicken dance, do the chicken dance Max, while we bite chicken dance.

00:43:58.66 – 00:44:02.70

Where are you going? why are you do the dance? You walked past the cameras.

00:44:04.26 – 00:44:04.40

No.

2Speaker 2
00:44:08.50 – 00:44:10.06

You don't know the chicken dance?

00:44:11.82 – 00:44:13.22

Who doesn't know the chicken dance?

3Speaker 3
00:44:16.04 – 00:44:16.44

Max.

00:44:21.70 – 00:44:22.26

There you go.

00:44:27.42 – 00:44:28.34

Oh my god.

2Speaker 2
00:44:28.34 – 00:44:29.02

What was that, Hank?

3Speaker 3
00:44:30.74 – 00:44:32.46

Okay, back to the show.

2Speaker 2
00:44:32.68 – 00:44:33.78

I'm gonna do an impression of Hank real quick.

3Speaker 3
00:44:37.26 – 00:44:46.84

Okay, next game, Hank's eating his chicken shack. Someone's got to do the shake, shack chicken, someone's got to do the chicken dance, someone's got to do the chicken dance.

00:44:47.38 – 00:44:53.58

So do it, tweet your players, tweet your favorite players. Let's get it going okay next up.

00:44:54.34 – 00:44:56.92

Tennessee at Tampa Bay. We're slogging through.

2Speaker 2
00:44:57.84 – 00:44:57.98

Yeah.

3Speaker 3
00:44:58.08 – 00:44:58.90

We're slogging through.

2Speaker 2
00:44:59.10 – 00:45:09.46

Yeah, coaches really hate benching bad quarterbacks. That's what I'm taking out of this week. MiKE Vrabel I think he cried when he said that he was going to have to bench Ryan Tannehill. Yeah, Will Levis kind of forced his hand on that.

00:45:09.56 – 00:45:13.64

Will Levis is good, he is good, Will Levis is good. Some people asked many questions....

3Speaker 3
00:45:13.64 – 00:45:14.40

He was first reported by Billy Football.

2Speaker 2
00:45:14.56 – 00:45:29.04

Yeah, people asked many questions about Will Levis back in March, saying, Is he too weird and jacked up to be a good N.F.L. quarterback? I think those questions have been put to bed, anybody who wrote those questions to be executed. Will Levis is just good, he's just really good.

3Speaker 3
00:45:29.44 – 00:45:41.74

And guess what, the Bucs may really stink, although I think Vita Bay's back Jamel Dean got a concussion. You saw their secondary just completely evaporate when he went out against the Texans.

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