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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, July 26th and boys, it's time for our NFL head.

Coaches draft. I've been looking forward to this for the last six months. We have, we have some.

Other things we're going to discuss, I think a lot of it will probably be discussed in Hot seat, Cool Throne. But to refresh everyone's memory, in January, we were having a discussion and we decided Jake set a calendar. Reminder that on July 26th we are going to do the N.FL Head Coaches draft for current N.FL head coaches. Which which head coach you'd want coaching your favorite team? And we thought, July 26, we'd never get here, but July 26 has arrived. And so anyone. I hope there's one awl out there who, like, noted that in January, it was like, these motherfuckers better come.

Through Jake is that motherfucker. Yeah, he is that Jake, you are that motherfucker.

What do you do? Uh, in the middle of July while you rank head coaches? So let's do it, let's get into it. How, who? How are we going to decide who has first pick? So there's four of us.

You want to go first, sure, okay, I'll go where you get, to pick where you go.

Go clockwise Mount Rushmore, right? Yeah, oh, I guess we do, yeah.

Okay, so I'm going third, then Hank's fourth, who is not ready for this draft. Actually, that's good if I'm next to Hank.

Ass hank, you can't put my ass in the jackpot. We're good. Okay, it's PFT's fault.

It was good food, but not good for my stomach.

Sorry, I ordered Thai food and they didn't have the Dino chicken bites, Hank.

I'm fine, I'm ready to go back and cheese. I just a grill. Can I get a grill cheese? Can I get Bill Belichick, please?

No, no, no, all right, uh, first pick. And and obviously, discussion is welcome. It is a podcast, so you know, you can. Maybe the first round will be kind of intuitive, but once we get deeper, you can, you can stand on the soapbox for your guy.

I like it cause Hank didn't know it was in my. I was taking it no matter what, Hank said, Okay.

All right, okay, all right. Who are you a fan of Jake?

And you're not picking your head coach. Neutral journalist Well, Hank, I'm going to just the best of the 32. Little spoiler I know it's not my pick, I will not be choosing Matt Eberfluss.

With the first pick, just so, you know, yeah, but you're not going to be an intercom interdivision.

Rival and Mike Rutanio is a good coach. Nice Hank is in a world where he's dealing with some.

Serious internal issues. He's going to be like, I hope I have to fart, I'm coming right over there.

He's gonna be like the year the Vikings missed their pick, he's just gonna be on the toilet. Uh, okay, pft.

Looking at the Wikipedia page would be utter chaos. If we didn't have a list of head coaches, we just had to remember, like the baseball draft. Yeah, all right, so I'm going to Andy Reed.

He's just had Patrick Mahomes. Okay, yep, yep, so wait, he. Also. He also got thanks to Tom Brady.

He also got to a Super Bowl when he was in Philly, right? Yeah, he made it to four consecutive lost, four consecutive NFC Championship games. It's not easy. He's been a great head coach.

For the last what 25 years? I think he's one one B, just based off the numbers that.

One, one b Uh, but this is what you want for the next season, too. Wait, Oh yeah, we need to define.

This are we drafting based on who you want? I said that in the intro, I'm drafting on vibes.

Okay, that means that translation. Hank did no research, he doesn't even have a list.

No, I do. You'll see. He could also mean that literally, and it means that his butthole is.

Just gyrating with pain. Yeah, okay, um, that was pregame, like, I'm ready to go.

I'm here, I will go with my first pick, I'll go with Sean McVay, Sean McVay. He doesn't even want to coach.

Uh, so he is about to have, I think, his first child. Yeah, his wife is with with baby right now in Utero, and, uh, he timed it out so the baby will be born during football season.

And before the combine really starts, if you, if you told every team in the NFL, you can get Sean McVay as your head coach next year. There's like, I think there's only two teams that wouldn't take him, like, he's, he is that. And I feel like they're going to be slept on this year just because of how bad they were last year.

They gave us no opportunity for a window discussion. That's the thing. We never got to discuss whether or not the Rams would become a dynasty. So we took, we took that as a personal shot at our profession, took he stole content from us, took two different, uh, quarterbacks.

To the Super Bowl? So if you want to have the hey, it's only the quarterback situation that you were trying to do with Patrick. Two great, great quarterbacks, incredible quarterbacks. But he did, he took two different quarterbacks to the Super Bowl. Uh, Hank, you have a wraparound.

Snake draft Yep, I'm going with a ESPN classic show, I'm going Mike and Mike here.

Mike Tomlin, Mike variable. Oh, I thought you were going to say, Mike McCarthy, and I was like.

No, you might actually like, have acid poison. No, I was thinking about going with just the No. Actually, I'm not going to go into my picks. Mike Tomlin, Mike variable. You're not going to go into your picks on a walk. I'm not going to go to my strategy.

I think you just took two guys named Mike, I think that's what you're, straight Mike, Tomlin.

Mike I mean, Mike Tomlin, All right, Mike Tomlin, good pick, Mike variable.

Thank you, he's our friend, um, and he's a great coach, all right, I'll just stick.

You know what? I'm happy because my next pick. I was scared that it was going to get taken, but I will take. Kyle Shanahan. The start of this entire conversation was Kyle Shanahan's offense.

Uh, I have the young guns. Yeah, it's a great pick. Yeah, great pick.

Is how fucked up this show? And I went in with a plan. And now I'm thinking, I can't let Hank take all the mics, and I don't want Mike McCarthy, but I can't let him take all the mics. You can't let one guy have all the money, it's too many, it's too many.

How good would that draft board look? This is an easy, easy for me. John Harbaugh Yep, that was, I'll take John Harbaugh.

I, uh, I had, uh, tiered the coaches and he was a tier one coach, he was a tier one coach.

For sure, he was a tier one coach. Uh, so it's a good pick. And I think the only NFL coach that has kicked Jim Harbaugh's ass. Did he kick his ass?

Each other. At some point, I think Jim is the one who tries to drown. He's the only coach. That's Jim Harbaugh. also, we stand with Jim Harbaugh, uh, on the four game suspension.

He got caught for lying about lying about a cheese. That sounds like double jeopardy, yeah.

Yeah, about a cheeseburger? Yeah, sounds like a Qanon conspiracy. This guy bought a cheeseburger.

Okay, Jake, two picks and the second round I am taking Sean Payton. Okay, remember Broncos? I think they had, they were the laughingstock of the league last year.

In the AFC, I like Russell Wilson MVP or Come Back Player of the Year MVP. Yeah, okay.

I said that I think last summer, and that's a true summer, dumb thought.

As someone who's been there, I've, I'm seeing, I'm seeing reports. Oh, where are you? He's playing well, he's throwing the deep ball.

Working on stuff. He has a training camp report. Do you remember the training camp report about Russell Wilson last year where it was like he completed 21 of 22 passes? Yeah, but.

Hank just did the Bo nix me. Yeah, he's a dark horse for the MVP. Yep, yeah.

Husband I think they're going to get slept on because of how bad they were last year and.

Bringing him in change things, he does, bring consistency, he is, he is a, you know, steady Eddie head coach. Yeah, okay.

Still, Bill BeLichick I can't regret that, you know, I understand taking Andy Reed one one would be getting cute with it. I don't know.

All time we're talking about next season, I don't know. Andy Reed feels like he's at the top.

Of his game. Think about this. If Andy Reed coaches the Patriots, what's the record? I don't know.

Hank Not as good as Patriots are going to go, that's not the question. So would you like Andy?

Reed to coach the Patriots ever? Okay, here's my, here's my Bill Belichick take cause I do.

I do. He'll be dead by the time Belichick retired. I do obviously think he's the greatest.

Coach of all time. But last year they played well. But the Matt Patricia sides, the lateral game and the Joe Judge thing made me think, like, is he senile? He seems to have corrected it, so it probably will wash away. But you hank you had those thoughts, No?

Okay, okay, keeping up with the trend of rings only, I'm going to go with Doug Peterson, okay.

And maybe win a game in the playoffs last year. How sexy on the on the Jake Marsh scale, let's say Kevin Harlan to Bob Costas in his prime. sexy. yeah, how sexy.

Three, the Bills, chiefs and bengals. I think, okay, they're going to be knocking out that door. Okay, yeah, and the AFC, do you guys agree?

This is prove it to me this year. yeah, prove that last year wasn't a fluke, yeah, right.

But if they go 12 and five, win the division, win another game in the playoffs without Urban Meyer.

Jacksonville does not draft Trevor Lawrence. Fact or fiction.

True fact Okay, uh, pft. So wait, who are your two picks there? Sean Payton, Doug Peterson?

Good picks, All right, all right. I'm going to go my next pick. This is tricky.

Yeah, yeah, no, that's a good pick. Um, I'm surprised that he's lasted this long, especially if Jake's doing rings only. I was between the two of them.

Especially what he did last year. Yeah, they were supposed to be the worst team in the league.

Forever Young. So Pete Carroll, I, Yeah, I would feel I'd feel pretty good with him.

You know, at the helm, it's that gum, that gum keeps your face, the muscles, tight. Yeah, but he.

Did have, like, a rejuvenation year where it was like, Oh, it's Pete Carroll, you know, is it all falling apart? And then boom, they were way better than expected. I think they're over under before.

The season was like, five and a half. I think they're in projected projections to, like, be the.

First overall pick Yeah, uh, okay, hank, all right.

McDaniel's probably going first. Well, that's that's kind of what we're doing right now.

This is just for this season, like this is for the next 30 years. Over. Kyle Shanahan Didn't? Kyle Shanahan almost retire, too? I thought he went to, like, No, Kyle Shanahan taught Mike McDaniel everything he knows, right?

You're thinking of Cliff Kingsbury? Oh, yeah, I am.

Championship Well, they won their last game of the regular season and they kept the Green Bay Packers out of the playoffs. That is a playoff game. We'll see. This will be a big year for him.

But, uh, it seems like he is a classic case of. If the players can buy in, it works, and if they don't, it like, can fall apart in hilarious fashion. And it seems like everyone's bought it.

Okay, Pft. Sean McDermott Yeah, good.

Is that that playoff game was tough? It was, it was tough, it was tough. He's had a couple.

Of tough playoff losses. It was tough, it was tough. It's just squib kids. Still very good.

CoaCh Yeah, okay, uh. To mark the halfway point of this draft, I'm taking Zach Taylor.

Bengals Yeah, slept on Super Bowl appearance now, would some say, that's just Joe Burrow.

No, they have. Oh, okay, all right, I'm just asking questions, yeah.

Okay, you could have done a coach, Lou, as your next year, who you'd want to be head coach? Yeah, we should've done coordinators to next week.

Okay, um, this next pick? I don't know if this is a reach or not, but.

Well, he didn't coach that game, remember, he had Covid, he was in the basement, the fact that he.

He got them there and they won a game, right? Yeah, it's dealers, yeah, they beat the sealers.

We're Kevin's guys. Yeah, okay, good pick, good pick.

Little controversial, we got one year of evidence to go off of, but it's Brian Dable, I would take Dable. Yeah, I thought what he did with the Giants last year was he got the most out of that.

Put it that way, all right. Uh, yeah, I had him in my tier two and I have one last remaining guy in my tier two. It hurts me, but I do objectively think he is a good head coach and it's Matt.

LaFLeur I do think he's. Where are these tears? I made tears. Oh, you made tears for yourself.

Yeah, for myself, I just basically brain dumped tears. You could have also done a list.

No, that's, it's a list like a. Is it numbered one to 32? Well, I don't want to show you the rest, but yeah, I'm erasing it. Why did you divide them into different tiers? Because I?

Already numbered one through three. Cause I have a draft strategy. So it's like, if if there's a tier two guy and there's a bunch of tier three guys, I have to take the tier two guy.

Value You've been hanging out with Stephen Che too long. I'm just saying Matt Lafleur, he was my tier two. This is a little bit of Che Bray. Did he help you with this draft?

This is a very easy strategy of like, hey, have a process, go, cause, like, if I didn't have this process, I would have taken Mike McCarthy in the third round just to block Hank from the mics.

I've got a process, too. I googled huge mistake list of current National Football League head coaches and then I sorted them by wins on Wikipedia. Listen, I googled that as well.

And then I just teared them, all right, uh, okay, uh. I had a couple strategies, the first one was.

To get all the mics accomplished. And then the second strategy is just pick the, you know, the sexiest, most attractive, best featured men. Uh, so I'm gonna go with Arthur Smith, yeah, and then in my next pick, I'm going to go. I'm just going to go with the hometown guy.

Good pick round. That actually was great value. Yeah, it would have been awesome.

But Hank like the fact that they didn't change their cleats at halftime.

How good of a coach can you be? True? Well, now I'm scared to make my other pick, uh.

My other pick, Brandon Staley, he's there, great coach, math guy.

Who took Sirianni? Round three? Pick two? Oh man, I don't know. Now it's getting tough.

I guess I'll take Frank Reich. I don't know, I think he sucks, but yeah, I think he sucks too.

I was listening back to the episodes of January 27th and there was the episode that he was hired.

And I don't think you were a fan, No, I. The problem is, I can't, I can't take all NFC North and not take Maddie for Blues. So I got really stuck in a spot that my, if you want to know what my tiers are, it was tier three. Left is Frank Reich, Kevin O'Connell, Roberts. A lot.

So Robert Salah hasn't been taken yet. No, he's not.

Thanks um PFT. Left hand up. Oh, Ron Rivera. I. I appreciate the support in the tier four.

However, yeah, I would say Tier four, the Panthers, they were in the mix every year, obviously had Cam Newton. Yeah, yeah, and in D.C. in D.C. he had Taylor Heineken bragged.

About winning division? Uh, well, no, that's not exactly what happened. It was seven to nine, he.

Found out from a reporter also last year that they were bounced from the playoffs after a loss.

And we in week 17? He was like, Oh, yeah, it is press conference after he got fired from the Panthers, which is bizarre that he had a press conference. Yeah, he was like, we won the division three years in a row and the last year was seven and nine.

If you take out the one season where Cam Newton was out at 15 and one, I think he's had one other winning season, maybe two. But he's like a 500 career head coach. Uh, he has dealt with a lot of shit in D.C. though. Today he gave a press conference and he was like, Yeah, big difference this year. In the past, I felt like I was just kind of managing the team now with new ownership.

Year, I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that, Okay, uh, you have one more pick. Yeah, this is getting very, very thin now.

People love the draft, they love list you guys, you guys are going to love this shit. you guys are going to eat this shit up. That was such a quick, terrible. Uh, Todd Bowles.

I mean, these last days, it's tough, it's real tough. Kevin O'Connell.

Okay, okay, taking Kevin O'Connell, I think that this year the Vikings are going to be very good. I think that your Kirk was the guy, Mike, who did you take with your last pick?

No, it's just a ranking inside the tier, he said. Bottom, though. So yeah, he's the bottom of tier three. Yeah, it's ranked in order.

Straightforward system, all right, I'm going to go with the coach. That spearheaded, you know, some of the greatest offenses in NFL history and Tebow mania, okay?

Well, yeah, he did. Spearhead, Tebow mania. Yeah, credit to him. Yeah, yeah.

And then I Is this my last pick? Yes, thank God. Uh, four left, all right.

I got to do it then. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, you're making a mockery out of.

This coach draft, we take this very seriously. Hank, I wanted Belichick and then after that it's like, whatever, you just took your ball, went home and took all the mics with you.

Just punted on the entire Hey, Mike's get in the car, we're out of here.

It goes track rigged. Okay, uh, all right, my last pick, I'm going to take D'Amico Ryan, I think.

He's going to be very good. Yeah, I'm a big d'amico Ryan guy, everyone around Houston seems.

To like him, yeah, and he was, uh, I mean, the 49ers defense was elite. Uh, so d'amico Ryan's.

My last pick, all right, I'm going to take Shane Steichen of the Colts. We're colts guys now, nice.

Yeah, Dennis Allen Hank took Jonathan Gannon. Yeah, yeah.

All right, anyone want to do trades? Uh, yeah, I'll give you all the mics for Bill Belichick.

So I would have, uh, I would have 11 guys. Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.

Go, Who do you have from your tier two list? Uh, fuck, I was deleting my tears.

Up to Tier two, Uh, I had. I don't even know who I have on my team. Okay, I'll never remember. We don't need to go through this.

The greatest of all time. I had Bill Belichick and Josh McDaniels back again and Rable back again.

You have Arthur Smith, Brandon Staley, McDaniels, Gannon and Belichick.

Love it, I love my guys, my team is on the floor, Mike and Mike and Mike and Mike.

I'll trade you Matt LaFleur for Brian Dable.

Straight up, no deal. okay, no deal toss in your last pick.

I think there was a report, uh, because the Packers have to share the financials, because they're publicly owned, uh. I think every team got cut a check for like, $300 million this year. And he's like, yeah, 900,000, I can't pay. My best, my best offensive player, so, um, yeah.

Three bedroom house. Like, Sure, and then Saquon Barkley on emphasize from the group chat, This sucks, and he's like, You know what?

You very, very, very mad if you're Austin. And it is what it is. Cause you knew Justin Herbert was going to get it. It was whatever the the question I have with the Justin Herbert is.

When his job drove over and paid, No. So, every time, every time a quarterback gets paid, you have to have the conversation about, well, who's the next guy to get paid? Is Joe Burrow, and in this case, it's Joe Burrow who's next guy.

The open market. But Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert were same draft class. So Joe's next, you would think Joe would have already been paid. I wonder if Joe's going to break off a little for his running back.

Yeah, that's pretty shitty. Yeah, it's pretty bad. I made a mistake today.

Every side. Yeah, this is probably a good episode that Billy's not on because he'd be like, Well, I heard reports, and it's just, you know. Fart Sniffer, 69 17 replies Deep, yeah.

The Demar Hamlin clone incident, which I. We can look back on that and everyone should go back, like kids should study that in textbooks for the next five years. The reaction to Demar Hamlin showing up in a snow game. And you can't see his entire face because he's wearing a mask to protect himself. And, like half the internet, it seemed like was like, That's a clone of Demar Hamlin, Yes.

Right, and it was what I say to anyone who has these, uh, grandiose conspiracy theories. Yes, there's been some weird things have happened in the past few years. But you have to ask yourself, how many people would have to be in on it for this to successfully be? Like, you know, pulled off, yeah, and that's in the entire bill's locker, like a hundred people in the bill's locker.

We're not going to say anything. And I'm still confused about what the end game was of having a clone show up. But it's not actually Demar. This is when we need Billy on the show, We do need Billy to explain, like, what, what was there, what was the motivation?

To playing basketball, um, what else? Oh, do you? well, I guess, are you? is that going to be in your hot seat? Cool throne? Hank? yeah.

Camera on True, Uh, I just, I mean, I can go about this two ways. I can put, I can be on the hot seat and be really out of pocket, or I can be in the cool throne and just be a nice guy. PFTL.

Jalen Brown What does this have to do with Blake? What does this have to do with Blake?

It was a two for one. Let him off the leash. You can't be upset, I know you can't be upset.

Is Blake not a good boy? Well, it's like, it's like, you're already kind of like.

I think he's a very good boy. You're forgetting about Leroy, and if you remember Leroy, it's like, Leroy, Oh, remember when he had the worst breaking news of all time, for no reason, when he was already dead?

Okay, well, listen, here's the thing, here's the thing. I get to defend the fine print, I get to defend my dog on this one.

That's mean, Hank, I'm very aware. I laid on his little puppy chest and gave him a hug. I didn't want to do this, I didn't want to do this.

The scoop? He was dead. It's well, if you know anything, if you were, if you actually read Twitter..com or X, whatever they're calling it right now, uh, you'd know that. The account is called The Ghost of Leroy. It's not Leroy, it's Leroy's ghost, okay?

The ghost that we were talking about, The Ghost of Leroy Leroy, can I finish?

Thank you for letting me finish Leroy, the ghost of Leroy. The ghost of Leroy. Thank you and Leroy. As an alive dog. Was batting about 55 60 on scoops. The point of Leroy was it was hilarious when he would get a scoop, correct?

On the hot seat, I put Blake's on the hot seat. I'm aware that it was crazy. I'm aware that it was wild. I just put Blake's on the hot seat.

What's going on, I think? FACT CheCK I think you're on the hot seat hank for getting mad about a Twitter account from a dead dog. But you had to see this company. But I know who.

Runs the Twitter account Yeah, and my, again, it always comes back to let you know, let him rest.

Now you did. You had to have seen this coming PFT, because when it did happen, you were kind of rubbing it in Hank's face. A lot about Jalen Brown, sign and trade a lot, so you had to have expected this reaction to come. Of course, of course, Hank's going to do a victory.

LAP He gets very few of them, he hasn't won a lot recently, so he's going to high step a little bit. Oh, great job, Hank. Maybe it's because you golf, like, conservatively speaking, 50 times more than I do, but yeah.

Yeah, either way. Shout out to Jalen Brown. Highest contract in NBA history.

Will it buy him a left hand? That's it, everyone says that, it's like.

What do you? what do you? What do you think he's doing in the off season? That's what people do in the off season. Robert Williams is going to be shooting threes, Jalen Brown's going to be dribbling with his left hand, the Celtics going to win the championships.

We're definitely going to win a championship. If only our highest paid player can learn how to use his left hand, that's a bad situation. Highest paid player ever in N.B.A. history, $304 million. If he can unlock the other side of his body, we're in good shape.

We got it, we got time, we got time to figure that out. It's very rare that like, and the the the N.B.A. contracts in the next, like, whatever 10 years, the salary is going to go up 10%.

Are only 30. It's going to look like two great deals when he's making $68 million in four years.

It still will be a lot of money, yeah, but if we have, you know, two or three rings, it's worth it.

Two or three? yeah, not two, not three, the the. It's rare that, like a joke that all of Twitter makes, can make me laugh. But the clip of the the actual one handed basketball player who? He's an amputee, he does not have a left left hand. And being like this is what the selfishness paid for.

Dribbling Yeah, we made a robot programmed AI on Jalen Brown. Yeah, Uh, hank, listen.

I'm sorry that you hate my dead dog. I don't. I hate you. I hate you for making me feel any type of way towards someone who is dead. Yeah, he doesn't hate Leroy.

Maybe I'll turn, maybe Blake will become baby Leroy and he'll break news that'll piss you off. I mean, again, at least at least only have him break. Boston Sports and all bad news. That's his entire beat. Belichick on the hot seat this year, maybe Leroy can confirm.

Your cool throne, Hank, I didn't want to do that. why don't you just give us the cool throne, uh?

On the leash, yeah, what would the version have been? Let's turn the page, Oh, cool.

There was just going to be a Celtics, Oh, okay.

You were definitely going to get to the Leroy, it was hard. I again, it's like I, it has nothing to do with Leroy, but it's like I. I did feel these type of way. Because again, if you were doing all this behind the scenes, you're going to talk about me and my stomach issues. Before the show, which was off the record, you know? And then the text, the text that you were sending the day that you broke that fake story. We're so out of pocket like I couldn't believe it.

How are they out of pocket? You were rubbing it in his face. Yeah, okay, well, the, uh, the.

The best part about this? People are watching on the YouTube, won't realize this, uh, especially people listening just to the audio. But we can't actually see Hank's face, he's behind the computer, a monster computer, so we have.

I don't watch YouTube, you can see it on YouTube. I didn't realize we had to say this.

But there was a few people who commented this. But for the record, this is not our new studio. Uh, the new office is coming in September. Yeah, people were like, we're also getting his wall.

Painted so it's not going to look as Chicago. Can? We still have an entire wall in front of Hank's face, so I don't have to look at him during shows? Yes.

Okay, uh well, you besmirch my dead dog. Um, well, I'll just go reverse. My hot seat. Was going to be Kim Kardashian cause.

Fiction A guy can be seeing two different girls at the same time. Fact physically.

Yes, physically, anyone. Yeah, you could see 20 girls at the same time.

They're dating. It's actually the 3rd of July. Uh, Hank Factor fiction Tom Brady If he got maybe denied by Kim Kardashian, what's the best way to possibly win her love? Go find a supermodel and be like, Look, I don't need you, but please call me.

The press Look, how much buzz is being generated by me dating this person fiction. Would the Kardashians be interested in generating buzz? I think they might.

Probably so sick of the rumors. He's like, I gotta, I gotta prove that this isn't a thing.

Supermodel Let's go out. I bet he was thinking about Kim K the whole time, No?

Okay, that was a very spicy, hot sequel thrown pft. Yup, uh, my, my hot seat is hank, cause he's.

A piece of shit. My other hot seat is, um, Kyle Shanahan's wife. Oh, Kyle Shanahan's wife is on the hot seat. Because Kyle gave a press conference today. And they were asking about his players and they asked him about Debo Samuel in particular. And he said, Uh, never in my life has anyone sent me as many pictures of themselves shirtless as Debo Samuel. But it looks good, so apparently Debo is blowing them up with just with like topless picks left and right.

Difference between making the cut and not? I kind of respect the move of cheating, I said on the.

Last show like I, if you're on the PGA Tour, just cheat. Yeah, you can make a lot of money. I actually don't respect the move. It's kind of a shitty thing to do, but it's very it takes. It takes some balls to try to do it.

Tour people forget Vijay Singh did the same thing, really? Yeah, did he? he did it in, uh, the Asian Tour.

Thing. I hope he learns from this, yeah, and wins a Master's and then we all forget about it 20 years from now.

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That's major Biden, it's the worst Washington commander. Yeah, it's his name, it's the new is commander of the dog, but that's major.

Major It's a clone. They just were like, Yeah, we sent Major away, we got a new dog, looks exactly like Major.

Videos. This is where the problem comes up of the two dogs together, oh so, they have been in the same room at the same time as each other. Either way, he's biting everyone. Our colleague, Uncle Chaps made a very good point. Which is you live in, uh, maybe one of the most secure buildings, you have access to anyone in the military that you want.

Oval Office That part's kind of funny, yeah. And they should just put actually, they could easily solve all of this and be like, just put a lawn sign, just be aware of dog.

Do you also hate commander? No, you're, you're. you are becoming Max, but commander, actually.

Bites people, that's that's the owner, that's the owner issue. Okay, so this is a get by now.

No, I mean, at least maybe like, get him some more time with the dogs, yeah, he should spend all of.

His time with the dog, How you train a dog should actually play into electability. Yeah, you should.

Be given a You should be given a puppy at the start of the campaign trail, and then they judge it based on obedience. If you can, if you can train a puppy, you can train a Congress, yes.

Um, all right, my other hot seat is Elon Musk. Um, so, this was a couple of days ago. actually. No, it might've been today, so Elon Musk a couple of days ago tweeted. We should stop making our appliances so smart.

Tart was, Yeah. It reminds me of that far side cartoon where it's the guy at Melville School for the Gifted and he's pushing on the door where it says, Pull. Yeah, Elon is a very smart guy, but he's also one of the dumbest idiots on the planet when it comes to certain things. Practically speaking, some of the decisions, like the the. The rebranding of X.

This, uh, it's kind of like when, when Trump didn't know what, uh, a blizzard was like. Elon Musk Finding out as an adult what a pop tart is kind of rules, cause you basically get the rest of your life with pop tarts. It's like, when Nick, do you remember when Nick Van Exel, uh, found out what iced coffee was?

Tree. I had that with uncrustables, and now it's like, holy shit. It's something to look forward to in my thirties and forties. But yeah, I kind of feel bad for Elon Musk that he never had pop.

Tarts growing up? Yeah, he had diamonds. Yeah, uh, okay.

They sure are. It's. It's tough, even as as massive of women's soccer, as massive of fans of the women's football. As we are. Big cat, it's tough for us to stay up. I will say that, Uh, I'm.

Betting it? And it's kind of a thrill to wake up and just be like, Oh, one, oh, lost, yeah, I'm for.

Me, it's just all loss. Yeah, it's so that's. That's been less than a thrill, but I guess we played Netherlands tomorrow, okay?

Okay, Jake, my hot seats. The Milwaukee Brewers So the Milwaukee Brewers game against the Cincinnati Reds Monday night. Uh, first batter of the game, Ellie Dela Cruz. He hit a long ball and it was robbed. Was going to be a home run. So then on his next app at on the scoreboard, the Brewers put almost hit a home run in the first inning but didn't. And what did he do?

Yeah, so he was staring at that, yeah, he showed them. Did you guys see the graphic like, Uh, maybe a week or two ago, where it was like longest home runs in history?

Yeah, I feel like we used to get five runs all the time. Well, they said that. Allen Hill.

The The Babe Ruth and Mickey Manna ones were like hit into stadiums where there was no stands, there was just a field and they counted the roll. Oh, it's just like a golf drive.

What did they carry? It caught the flow of one town. It is kind of cool to look at old stadiums, the polo grounds, the coolest stadium to look at. It makes no sense. It was like designs.

Cool Thrones My first Jimmy Graham. Yeah, he's in the league, he's back with the Saints.

Last year, the year before he was on the Bears, yeah, he went to the Bears after the Seahawks.

I think, uh, no. Did not play in 2022. Bears 2021 23 Seahawks Oh yeah, he was on the Packers, yeah, last year 2018 19..

That a player takes a full year off, especially that late in their career, and comes back so good for Jimmy Graham. He's flying planes, yeah, flying the team plane.

Cool Throne Pft. Can you give that to me? Uh, Joe Burrow, he just signed a deal with body arm. Oh, hell yes.

Great video of Caleb, great body armor and Joe Burrow. And he's about to get paid, also cool.

Thrown the corn Ferry. Yes, three 30 to six 30 Eastern TV What? There's a three Sunday?

Will you have your pants off? Uh, yes, so yes. Tune in, tune in to find out, yes.

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta slip in, one call for us, tell me, um, I'm coming. I was going to say he stuck that right in the hole.

It's getting there, it's getting there, but it has to drop or it doesn't hit the same.

Clit to your, dick to your. Is there any water hazards? Yeah. 17 is a 200 yard par through.

With water to the left, Oh, that's wet, that's so wet, that's so wet, and he's going to be wet.

Okay, it's getting there, it's wet, it's in the hole, it's in the hole.

Yeah, and just continually ask everyone what their favorite hole is. Okay, yeah.

Better speed up the pace of play. They're going to start stroking guys out there.

I don't know if that wouldn't want to see a guy stroked on today, yeah.

I've seen a few guys stroke before and it's not pretty. Yeah, just throw it in there, be loose.

We'll get loose with it. That's a no. Okay, let's get to our interview. Speaking of golf. Awesome interview with Brian Harman. just a fucking great dude.

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Sunday night didn't sleep. I got picked up at 3 a.m. from a rental house, flew out at five 55, slept. I don't know. A few hours on the airplane and then a full on, full on dad since then, oh man.

Like, I'm stuck. Are they treating any different now that you're a major champion?

I was up at six 30 with a bottle this morning from a one year old.

That's it. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, it's. It was incredible to watch. I will be fully transparent. I didn't know I was a Brian Harman fan until this weekend.

You were trying to win the clearance. Hug, short stuff, you're going to choke, you don't have the stones for this, you know, f you, f this. f f you you, you know, just. I mean, nasty stuff, but I'm a football fan.

Compared to Death Valley, yeah, go to LSU on a Saturday night, you'll you'll hear way worse.

Man, welcome to LSU fans, to Athens many times. But you know, it's just it was. It was brutal. It was brutal. Yeah, well, I just can't. I can't imagine someone walking down, you know, like Augusta National, and someone yelling like, Oh, you know, you're going to choke.

So weird. Did it fuel you a little bit? Did that give you extra motivation?

It didn't, it didn't hurt, you know? Like I've always said, if they, you know. I've been saying, if they wanted me to play worse, they should have been nice to me.

It felt like, Yeah, and if you're watching on the YouTube right now, you know this already, but if you're listening, you should just know that. He has the Claret jug behind him, it's over his right shoulder right now, I think probably the best trophy in golf.

With beer, Guinness beer on a Sunday night, and then so I've. My wife rents this, a lake house pretty much every year up there, upstate New York, and get here. And last night we were going to fill it up again. And she's looking in the in the bottom and she's like, we're not, we're not drinking out of this thing, this thing needs a scrubbing.

There was one guy in the British media that was he wrote an article about your, your bow hunting and all this stuff, kind of calling you barbaric American. And they said, basically, like, I shut her to think what he's going to drink out of the Claret jug, jug, like you were going to fill it up with animal blood, yeah.

Questions about hunting I was like, man, they must be really interested about, you know, all my deer hunting stuff. Boy. They didn't like it at all, they were, you know how they hunt over. In England, it's it's way worse than America.