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We're going to talk a little more NFL cuts, we got some more cuts coming down the line. Tyson and Jake Paul are fighting. We have Fyre fest of the week.
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I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it. We got bubble watch everywhere, we got big games everywhere, conference tournaments underway.
Conference Tournaments Day basketball is here.
Day basketball is nice, not just like a couple games, we're talking about balls deep in day basketball.
Balls deep in day basketball. This is the time I was thinking about it. These two weeks before conference tournament and March madness is such a weird. Uh. We're like, in the middle of everything. We're in the middle of NFL free agency happening. We're we're right before NFL free agency happening. NBA is kind of in a weird lull.
Hockey playoffs haven't started, we haven't gotten a conference championship. We're getting through that, though, right now, to one of the best portions of the year, and that is March. And I wish someone had told me that Murray State Racers were the worst team in the country.
Oh, did they fuck you?
Oh man, they fucked me bad.
Hard.
But uh, yeah, it's, it's awesome. I mean, there's nothing better than Bubble Watch and all these teams, uh, fighting for their lives. We had, like Seton Hall Villanova the other night.
That was a great game.
Pug versus Max Pug came out victorious. Pug is our people's champ. A lot of people were saying they didn't know that's what pug looked like.
Yeah, like someone said, he looks like, Uh, if you and Jake had a kid.
Yeah, I agree. Pug is just like, Uh, he's better off being a figment of one's imagination.
Yeah, we also have, uh, senior night.
Senior night.
Always big.
In some cases, multiple senior nights, that's what I love about this time of year. It's like, if you're thinking that maybe you're going to kind of graduate. You can have senior night and then you can come back and do a second senior night.
Armando Baycott finally, uh, had his final senior night.
His last one? Yeah, officially.
Yeah, he had a UNC, I think we have UNC. Duke on Saturday. But, uh, there was one senior night that bothered me. I didn't realize this until I turned it on. I think it was two nights ago. Did you guys know that Joe Girard, Syracuse legend, transferred to Clemson and then he had a senior night against Syracuse?
I didn't know that that's kind of fucked up.
That is fucked up.
You should just say, no, you know what? I'm good, I don't need my jersey and everything. I've only been here for a cup of coffee. I'm a Syracuse legend.
Yeah, every night is senior night. If you're young Gravy, right? That's the guy that loves MILFs. Hank Mm-hmm, yeah.
I don't rap, I don't get it.
He loves MILFs, but that's like, that's like saying like, I like bacon.
No, some people don't like MILFs, actually. no, by very definition, I think a milf.
Yeah.
Would be loved, yes, correct, because it's someone that you'd love to fuck.
Correct, Okay, it's like, he's kind of doing a. He's like, he's like posting a picture of his dog online, being like, retweet this.
Well, he's also kind of like the, uh, the Dana beers of the rap game, where it's just like he's going to say something that's universally beloved. Yeah, and make it his own brand. Like, I'm the beer guy, I like drinking beer.
You know what gets slept on ice cream?
Yeah, you're the ice cream guy.
No, not enough people are talking about how good French fries are.
Yeah, donuts, you're also the interesting, you're the ice cream guy and the donut guy. I like food. Hank's the golf and vacation guy, that's a pretty good brand.
Yeah, he's doubling it up.
I gotta find a boondoggle. Um, did you see, uh, Tennessee SEC champions? Yes, my Tennessee volunteers.
We had Uconn and Tennessee uh, clinch in the last few days. Yep, I think Purdue as well.
There's some, uh, there's some arguments going on online, some discourse about Dalton Connect doing the Put the ring on my finger celebration. Yeah, like, save that for the tournament, buddy. I think, I think if you're Dalton Connect and you transferred from, was it North Dakota? yeah.
Well, one of the Dakotas, you transferred from Dakota and you won an SEC Championship, which is supposed to be a very difficult conference this year. You should be allowed to stick your ring finger in people's faces.
He won an SEC regular season championship. I think winning the SEC tournament is the ring, that's where I think it's the the tournament is. It feels like the when you get into the tournament conference, Championship week, like, that's the thing. Like, if you ask UConn, would they rather win the Big East Tournament or the Big East regular season, I think they'd want to win the Big East Tournament.
Do you get banners, though, right? Yeah, you get a banner, but there's something about winning the tournament, you get a year on a banner.
Yeah, there's something about winning your tournament, though, that is special.
Yeah, I agree.
So hopefully they win that and then he gets another ring, double ring.
Yeah, so as I've discussed on this show, I'm heavily leveraged into volunteers. This year, I think Tennessee and Houston are my two picks. I'm I'm a why is that?
Just going with all free work volunteers.
Oh, that's good, good joke, hank, yeah.
Look at that brain.
Is is Lib left or right hank?
Did you sleep well last night?
Uh, Lib is left.
Yeah, you slept well last night, didn't you? yeah.
Oh, wait, did you get? Did you take your medicine? Yeah, Hank might be on his medicine right now, yeah.
I take my medicine every day.
That's why you're locked in.
My daily dosage.
I haven't seen the tongue out yet. once the tongue comes out, yeah.
Good for you, Hank.
Thanks.
Okay, uh, I forgot what I was gonna. Oh yeah, Dolan connect. So, um, I want, I want Tennessee to do well.
I think that they could do well. But watching him play last night, I was thinking to myself, like I, I could see him getting shoved around in March. Yeah, I could see like a physical team, just like....
Well, Houston.
Putting their Yeah, exactly. I could see a tough team like Houston, Kelvin Sampson being like, go out there and beat the fuck out of the skinny guy. Yes, and see what happens.
Uh, so I'm a little nervous about that, but, uh, I still, I still really like Tennessee.
We we, uh, you know, Tennessee is very, very good, we we also have, uh uh. Coach watch with Shaka Smart. Did you guys see the clip? Shaka Smart? The fact that he's not been teed up? I'll try to find the clip for you. He runs, he's playing defense as a six man on the court.
It's insane and I don't know Max, you're, I mean, you're a big East guy. Like, does this? how does this not? how is this allowed?
I mean, Shaka Smart is like the universally hated guy of every team in the Big East.
It's crazy. Watch this PFT, watch this, watch this look at him.
Look at him, play defense.
Yeah, he's on, he's on.
He's on the court, he's guarding guys on the court, no one's saying anything.
I actually think he stepped over the line. I think he was like he would have shot a two pointer, yes, if he had the ball.
Yes, he, he, he's actually more on the court than off the court. he spends more time on the court. In this one possession, that that everyone was noting, it's insane. He's, he's in a perfect spot for for a three point uh shot.
If someone wanted to pass him the ball.
That film is going to get out, though. Refs are going to be looking for it in the next game.
It's crazy. We also had, uh, Matt Eberflusen and Matt Lafleur sitting next to each other.
So Matt Eberflusen Matt Eberflusen is hot.
Dude, he's becoming Zaddy.
I was going to say, he's a daddy.
Yeah, he is, he is.
Big daddy vibes, I mean, he's got the the nice like gelled up hair now, the stubbly beard.
I don't think it's going to work, but I appreciate him trying something new. Yeah, and uh.
He looks like a bear.
I, I. I would almost guarantee that. Matt LaFleur probably tricked Matt Eberflusen into giving him some type of secret about the draft or something which has been like, So what are you guys thinking about? One and nine? And then Matt Eberflusen was like, Well, here's what we're going to do.
Do you think they actually talked any football at all?
Um, Matt LaFleur probably tried to talk football, Matt Eberflusen was like, What are you? I don't speak that, I don't speak that language.
Matt Eberflusen was like, Uh, you know, who's really good is Justin Fields? You could use Justin Fields, right?
You could use him. I was, yeah, well. People were creating funny memes where it was just Matt Lafleur being like, So if you're ever down eight, you're always want to kick the field goal. And and Matt Eberflusen being like, Okay, okay, that's good strategy.
That makes sense.
So, uh, by the way, Matt Lafleur, we got to get him back on the show. Uh, he did reach out to me. I think he was happy that, uh, Dan Quinn got some field goal. Anger little. Take them off the take them off the hot seat for a minute, yeah.
Yeah, uh, I've been holding that one for a long time.
I was able to overlook Dan Quinn making the Matt Lafleur mistake. Because, honestly, I would suck a dick to get to the NFC Championship game in general. So if he fucks that up in a late game scenario against Tom Brady, I would be okay with that. I'm a loser, I don't, I don't care about that.
Uh, we have in football, we do have a cut day, the bills cut their entire team tomorrow. uh, no prayers, up for tomorrow, there's up for tomorrow. No, they. He was the original clemming cut Mitch Morse, which was the big surprise.
He was the original Clemming, he was the big surprise, or center. I think, uh, Jordan, Jordan Poyer's out, uh, the couple other guys, DJ Pollo. They're doing a whole reset, which is needed. So I was.
Yeah, I was seeing all these cuts yesterday and there was a lot of window. Talk about the bills, you have to talk about their window if it's opening or closing. Trudevis White is really fucking good, He's good when he's healthy, but he's been out.
Yeah, he hasn't been healthy.
I, I almost feel like the bills could deal with just getting new blood in there. That haven't been around for the heartbreaks. Because you carry that baggage with you. Yeah, if you're a player on that team, if you're a coach on that team, every time you have a heartbreaking loss. To Joe Burrow, or to Patrick Mahomes, especially Patrick Mahomes. You kind of, that's a scar that you keep with you for a long time and in the back of your head. You're like, are we going to be able to do it this time? Get some guys in there that don't know any better.
Yeah, I mean, I think they, they, they were smart in the fact. well, not even smart, they had to do it. They were in Cap Hell and they don't want to become like the Saints, where every year they're just in Cap Hell. So they did a hard reset, yeah.
I don't mind get some, get some players in the draft, there's a lot of centers in the draft.
Get some new blood there. Um, there was another report that came out, I think it was on the Pat McAfee show. Dalton Schultz was talking about the difference between playing for the Texans and the Cowboys. And he was saying some things about Hank's Dallas Cowboys. That, uh, seem kind of ridiculous to an outsider, somebody that's not like on that team are familiar with Dallas.
He said that they, uh, in Dallas, it's like being in a zoo. That you when you work out in the in the workout facility, in the weight room. There are tours of people that go by and there's a one way mirror and people can walk by and just watch you work out and tap on the glass and try to get your attention. So they're doing it. It's like it's like an amusement park for football fans, going through there, seeing the team work out. He's like, it's nice to just be in an environment where football is football, yeah.
And that's what it's kind of always going to be like. In Dallas of Jerry, Jones is the owner. So you take the good and the bad, um, but that's the like prime example of, like, why Dallas? If you're a player on the Cowboys, you're like, why? why do you pay so much attention to us? why are we the only thing that you talk about? Where the hot takes?
Well, because you turn your zoo, your zoo where people can go through, and it's more of like an entertainment thing. Um, I, I would imagine being on that team. It wouldn't be the best thing in the world to be working on how people watch you. Yeah, having people watch you.
Work out like you're making weird noises, you're sweaty. That should suck. Yeah, you need to. I don't really, probably, but yeah.
All that stuff we also had, uh, Michael Thomas's time with the Saints has ended, and he ended it in the perfect Michael Thomas way. Where it was reported by a Saints insider who wrote in a long article being like, the tumultuous, you know, times with Michael Thomas, it didn't work out. Michael Thomas then went to Twitter and he said, Uh, Jeff Duncan, funny how they planned on releasing me if I was on a one-year deal. Don't fall for it.
He the same dude that tried to be my friend in season after saying I wasn't the same player in training camp. Next topic, but not next topic, cause we're going to stay on Jeff Duncan for a minute. Jeff Duncan is a hoe. No, that's a new topic.
Trying to stay relevant. So let's speak on it. The Saints leak information to him to try to ruin player's value. But see, I'm not broke, so I can speak on it, he is broke.
So he needs clicks. Go look at all his articles that never ended up being true. Next topic, look at this clown. It's a picture of Jeff Duncan.
Y'all think he no ball? Yeah right, y'all really. Click clicking links to what he write hashtag Good luck look like he take them.
Salt things What is that? What's a salt thing? I don't know, smelling salts.
No, maybe salt's bath salts. Do you think that's what it is? chips, salt, things you take?
Them salt things. What are the salt things? It might be bath salts? it might be bath salts, yeah.
Salt things I'm looking up, look like you take them, salt things. What are salt things?
Salt things, bath salts, margarita salts. I think he means bath salts, I think bath salts.
Yeah, he's doing the zombie thing, or maybe he's just salty, salty person. Hank takes those salt things.
Yeah, Hank is on those salt things, for sure, absolutely, but yeah, everyone's getting cut.
We're getting ready, we're getting ready for NFL free agency, everyone's getting cut, I was.
Actually, I forgot that Michael Thomas was still on the Saints. Yeah, hand up, they got to find a new slant, yeah.
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People are still mad about that. It's not really new fallout. It's just more people getting mad about arch manning. And I think they're actually going to stop people from creating their own arch manning in the game. Yeah, which is, I don't like that.
No, I don't like that. You're allowed to create your own arch. We have Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.
Yeah, so I'm going to watch. I'm still of the mindset that I think Mike Tyson could kill.
Anybody he steps in the ring with? I've said this before, but we're both of the age where. I remember the end of Mike Tyson's career and still begging my dad to buy the pay-per-views. Because I was like, he could knock anyone out. Yeah, 20 years ago and getting absolutely like the end of his career, he was just biting people's ears.
He wasn't trying. But the idea is that Mike Tyson, one of the most ferocious boxers of all time, could knock anyone out at any moment. And that's how you sell fights and I'm in on this fight, so this is kind of crazy.
He's walking with his cane, it doesn't matter, it's still one punch hank, he could kill a man one punch.
Unless they have the no knockout rule, then it's going to suck, because remember, they did that? Oh, they can't have the no knockout rule. They did that, though they don't sanction the fight.
They make it a no knockout rule. I don't like that and you just stand around.
Exhibition that would be. They didn't sanction the fight. I would not buy it if it was no knockout, if it was Mike Tyson, no knockout.
I think it's free. Okay, well, I do have a Netflix.
Okay, well, that's so again. I think it's free because everyone has Netflix, or you have your mom's password. Yeah, but yeah.
I'm going to watch because Mike Tyson could knock anyone out, he could accidentally knock him out.
It's a rare fight where I think most times when Jake Paul fights somebody, in fact, I'd say almost every time people buy the fight because it's Jake Paul. Let's see what he can do. He's the main attraction in this one, I think Mike Tyson might be the main attraction.
Without a doubt, without a doubt.
Mike Tyson, I think, could fight almost anybody and I would watch.
Yeah, yeah, he's, I'm in no matter what and it's free, so I'm double in.
But the No knockout's going to suck. I also respect Jake Paul for taking every single fight where afterwards. The question is, that was impressive. Do you think he could do it against a real fighter? Yeah.
He just finds new ways to redirect the conversation. Yeah, and this is a perfect.
One because Mike Tyson's a real fighter, but he's 57 years old, he's 68. I also lost to Tommy Paul, who Jake Paul.
Yeah, he did. Or Tommy Fury.
Tommy Fury, Tommy Paul.
Tommy Paul Tennis.
You have tennis on the brain, oh?
No, just Tommy Paul Jake.
Tommy Paul, did you see? Chris Simms also released his top six QBs in this year's draft? I did not see that. Okay, I will read it to you.
Is this something people are talking about? Yeah, I mean, Chris Simms is for everything he's wrong about with Tuanon. He actually has been pretty good with his tiers when it comes to the quarterback stuff. When I think Chris Simms, I think.
TuanON And then I think Blake Bortles, yeah.
You hated Blake? Okay, so, tier one, a class of his own Caleb Williams. okay, tier two, number one in other years, Jaden Daniels tier three franchise starting quarterbacks.
There's a lot of franchise starting quarterbacks in one year. Bo Nix Michael Penix Jr. J..J. McCarthy, Bo Nix Bo Nix is number three.
Tier Four Talented project Drake May.
He knows what he's doing, Drake May, he knows what he's doing. Talented project, I think.
Two years ago, on this very podcast, we said, I can't wait until Bo Nix enters the draft and some team takes him in the first round. And then I think the other, I forget who was on each side of this conversation. The other person said, That's never going to happen.
Have you watched him play now? Chris Simms has been very wrong, too. I do know that he actually watches the film and he's making his own decisions. So I at least respect him to run out there because I do think he had Zach Wilson number one.
With the draft with Trevor Lawrence, which that whole draft stinks.
So we've got Drake as an interesting project. And it sounds like, how many franchise quarterbacks do? We have? six? six franchise quarterbacks? six, that would be the best quarterback draft in the history of the N.FL.
Yeah, okay, yeah, listen, if there's six franchise quarterbacks I'm going to, I'm going to miss on the seventh, that's what it's going to be.
Chris Simms did, Uh, I'm looking back right now. At his previous ones, 2017, he did have Patrick Mahomes as his most talented, most special QB talent, so he's been right at least once.
Okay, you know what?
It's in the hands of the Lord. Yeah, that's how you got to feel it. It's just like it, what is? It is what it is, it is what it is.
What will happen will happen. All right, I'm looking. 20, 2018 rankings of quarterbacks Number one Lamar Jackson, number two Josh Allen.
Number three Baker Mayfield, number four Sam Darnell, number five Josh Rosen. He kind of nailed that.
Yeah, nailed that well Josh Rosen, number five.
Yeah, well, I mean, you had to put someone number five.
I guess so, yeah.
Yeah, but he kind of, I mean, I would put Josh Allen number one, but he like to have. Cause Sam Darnell went first out of all of them. Yeah, so he kind of no. Baker Baker went first, then Sam Darnell, then Josh Allen, then Josh Rosen, then Lamar.
So he kind of nailed that. So Chris Sims, maybe let's see 2019. This is actually a sad thing to go through. Record with QB 2019. He had Kyler Murray one, Drew Locke two, Dwayne Haskins three, Ryan Finley four, Jarrett Stidham five, Daniel Jones six.
So he kind of nailed that one. 2020, what?
Daniel Jones.
I'd put Daniel Jones above Finley.
Yeah, but Kyler Murray, number one, six or 2020. He had Joe Burrow one, Justin Herbert two, Jordan Love three, two of four that might age well.
That might age fuck, okay?
That might age well, fuck.
He's got in terms of franchise quarterbacks, Bo, Nix, J.
J. McCarthy.
And Michael Penix and Michael Penix. And then he obviously had Zach Wilson, number one in the 2021 draft, so that did not go well. But he's, he's been more right than wrong.
It's a lot to think about.
He's been more right than wrong, that kind of scares me, but he's been more right than wrong. Except it doesn't scare me because I have the number one pick.
Is there a chance? This is-.
You got to take Jaden Daniels.
So that's the thing is. Like, I've never been more sure of the fact that whichever quarterback that we don't take is going to be really good.
Right?
And then that, and then Hank gets the one that we don't take. Yep, like, we're numbered. I would rather be picking third, I would.
Yeah, cause then you're like, Well, we had to do it.
Our decision was made for us, the Texans, cause I like, I like Drake and I like Jaden.
You're in the worst spot.
I am in the worst spot, hank-.
One in three is great.
Hey, would you like to trade up to number two? I'll trade back to number three and then I'll throw in like a long snapper.
Because even if Cale Williams doesn't pan out, which he probably won't, because he's going to go to the Bears. But even if he doesn't. It was the consensus, like, if you were number one pick, if you were number one pick, if you were number, you all would have taken Cale Williams.
You had to do it.
So I'm clear, Yeah, I'm clear with that.
Well, that happened before.
What with whom?
With Mitch.
Well, he was number two pick and he also just got a new contract. I don't know if you saw that.
Yeah, no, I know I'm just saying-.
The bills cut all their good players to pick up Mitch.
You're not, you're being like, Oh, it's consensus number one. In five years, if it doesn't pan out, you'll be like, fuck.
Well, yeah.
No, but everyone, everyone would have taken Cale Williams.
Yeah, of course you'll say, fuck, it didn't work out, but-.
Mitch wasn't, but it was fully consensus.
But I would say that Cale Williams is the right pick to make it number one right now.
Right, if you guys had number one, like if the Chiefs had had number two in that 2017 draft, they would have probably taken Patrick Mahomes. I don't know if there's another team that, if they had number one, would take anyone but Cale Williams, right? And then two, you have to decide, and then three, you get whoever's left. So yeah, Hank and I are in a good spot.
I need to know who's controlling the monitor computer for. Yeah, why do we have right now? Because it keeps searching on on Twitter for Sidney Sweeney and then scrolling through all the images. Who's doing that? Memes? Is that you? It's not, I'm not gonna say who it is, but it's not me.
Somebody's just looking up Sidney Sweeney right now. I was looking at what was trending, she was trending, Max, you're just you're just no, no, you typed in, Sidney Sweeney.
Wrong? Look, it's trending, it was the first thing that was trending. I thought, maybe something. Max. I would think that Sidney Sweeney would be one of your favorites. No, I mean, I was just seeing what was going on.
I've looked up Mitch before, I showed Mitch and I thought, Oh, maybe Sidney Sweeney's got something. Max, you absolute freak. Did you forget that we could see that? I don't know.
I guess, add to the list, Hank, add to the list.
By the way, I have, I have a weird thing going on that memes you might be interested in. I don't know how this happened. I don't know if I've ever met him in my life, but Greg Zerline just texts me randomly.
Really.
Yeah, one of the weirdest ones. He like, sends me like memes and stuff, like, he sent me a text. Good luck with the free throws today.
GZ.
I like that.
Have a great Saturday big cat. Hope you enjoy this meme and it's just a meme. It's like a blurred meme. I don't even understand the meme.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know either.
One of the weirder ones, Greg Zerline I like you dude.
We had him on the show, I think, like 2017.
Oh, we did remember, we did punt week, that's right, it was him, Marquette King.
McAfee.
But he's a place kicker, we had Kicker week.
I don't know that we had him on.
I don't think we did have him on, I think he just has my number and I'm friends with Greg Zerline. He just texted me, Hope you're having a great day man GZ.
I like that.
Same to you, Greg. I've never met him.
I kind of want to call him, How'd you get my number, dude? but yeah, he's Greg Zerline.
How about that?
Oh yeah, so you're just looking at, you're looking at Sidney Sweeney right now, Max, while we're just doing the show.
She was trending. I thought maybe that we could get some, maybe something happened that we could talk about, get some info. So why were you only looking at the images? Result? That's not true.
Just if you click on her thing, it's all images.
So why is she trending?
No, you were on the media tab. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. This is a different tab than it was before. Max This is a lie.
So why is she trending Max?
I don't know.
Max, How much did you look at that Steph Curry picture last night?
Not for me. Are boobs back?
Boobs I told you, Sidney Sweeney has done it.
I think boobs are back, guys.
That picture, all time for people who didn't see. There's a picture of Steph Curry after he had a big three. And in the background, there's a woman who has large breasts, very attractive. And then a guy sitting front row with his two kids, just completely turned around, staring at her rack. And that guy had probably the worst walk into his house, where he was like, that was great. I took the boys to a game dad of the year.
Then his wife, No. The official NBA account cropped it out.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah, they cropped it out. She's right behind it.
That's, you know what, that's disgusting on the part of the NBA.
There it is, that's the picture.
To me, that's actually body shaming. That woman, yeah, who went to the game simply to celebrate, to cheer on her favorite team.
Look at this guy.
And the NBA's like, your body is so inappropriate that we won't include it in a picture of the game, yeah.
That's so perfect that that guy, just like he's sitting with his two young sons and just, bam, whoops. How was the game? Honey? Oh, it was great. Did Steph Curry hit any big shots?
Yeah, of course.
What did you think of his celebration?
Can you explain this picture?
Uh, I think there was a fight going on.
Yeah, I was telling her to sit down because she was disrupting the crowd.
Here we do Mount Rushmore. Top moments like when you're in the stands, that being one of them, when there's just that happening behind you. But there's nothing better than being in the stands. And there's a fight, breakout and everyone stands up and like that whole, the whole section takes her eyes off.
You're like, Ooh, what's going on? I remember when the Caps won the Stanley Cup and I think OVI was getting the cup. And that woman in Vegas just took her tits out and pushed them up against the glass. Yep, that rocked.
Yep, uh, that happened in a, uh, World series game too. Yeah, yeah, Marlins, man.
I think he was right there.
He was.
We have some inside sources, and when I say inside sources.
That was Jake Paul's girlfriend.
Yeah, Keith Yandel saw, I don't even know if I told you this.
Unreal?
Keith Yandel ran into Marlins Man at the UH track. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, okay.
All right, so, uh, I picked up. He did the usual, so Keith Yandel FaceTime Me Marlins man was sitting next to him, he did the usual.
He was like, Hey Hank, where's Rita? Hey hey, where's PFT's mom? I was like, All right, what are we doing, Marlins man?
They're real.
Yeah, they're real. And then and then I hung up and Keith Yandel texts me after he goes. I ran into Marlins man and I was like, I know the guys from part of my take, and Marlins man said, If you know them, what are Saturdays for?
The passcode.
The passcode is Boys.
You'll never, you'll never get it.
So perfectly, Marlins, man.
Yeah, what a what a gangster guy.
Only other thing I had from the sports world is Ben Simmons is out for the year.
Oh, okay.
I don't even know he's at the point now where it's not even news anymore.
We're doing the Ben Simmons and Michael Thomas are not playing their sports. Yeah, that's leading the show today, yeah.
No shit, but yeah, what has been Simmons been doing?
It was news to me that he was in for the year, yeah, and now he's out.
Well, that's too bad.
Oh, yeah, Carl Anthony Towns.
Uh, the meniscus.
Yeah, the Wolves.
That's tough for the Wolves, very tough for the Wolves.
Poor wolves out indefinitely.
Um, but the Warriors might be back.
Yeah, no, I they. They've been playing good ball other than the drubbing. Yeah, hank you.
Well, Steph, Steph said that.
I know the term gets overused a lot, and I coined it, and I, you know, sometimes we say it tongue in cheek, jokingly. That was the definition of a start of Championship DVD loss.
Against the Cavs.
Against the Cavs late in the season, they got complacent, They blew a huge fourth quarter lead. It doesn't affect them in the standings.
They're still number one, they still have a good lead, like as long as they play out the rest of the season. Good, but that was a wake up, that was a good wake up call game.
I would, actually, I would make the argument that it's the very definition of a start of Championship. DVD loss for the Warriors to get hit by, to get hit by a bus by the Celtics.
Yeah, that's also that's fair.
I think that fits the definition a lot more.
No, but they the Celtics blew a lead. It's like number one team on the road up by, they're up like 17 with nine minutes left and they lost.
And there's no excuse for it, but ultimately, it shouldn't matter. Start of the Championship DVD. They're still going to be the ones.
So what happened? What's more powerful? If it's Warriors Celtics in the finals, which one is? I think it might be Warriors getting off the Celtics if the Warriors go on a run here.
Yeah.
I would love to play the Warriors in the finals. Love to.
Because the last time you played them, you killed them.
And we're just a way better team, like we've upgraded since that team. Steph is old, Draymond's old, they don't have Jordan Pool.
Jordan Pool Jordan Pool killed us in that series.
And then he got punched and then everything changed, yeah.
Yeah, but they got that big man, what's his name? Who Warriors new big man?
The guy that they're playing more.
Are you talking about?
No, wait, are you talking about their usual big man?
No.
What's it, are you talking about, Kaminga?
Kaminga's playing more, yeah.
The Kumbucket.
Yeah, I like it, yeah.
No, that's his nickname.
Yeah, the kumbucket, yeah.
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Hank The Patriots Dynasty documentary is at the stage now where they're having to release statements on.
Do you see this?
The Hell.
The director had to release a statement. Because at the end credits of every episode. It's like, All Rights Craft, LLC, or something like that, and everyone's like, Well, clearly, the Crafts created this as a Bill Belichick takedown piece. And then they had to release a statement being like, No. The Patriots gave us a bunch of footage and we had to create an LLC so that Apple wouldn't own the footage, the Craft LLC would own the footage. Seems like a lot of talking about the fact that the public opinion is like, this is a crazy, crazy documentary.
How they've done it.
Yeah, so they're saying, wait a second, it actually isn't the Crafts documentary, it just is owned by the craft, correct?
Okay, all right. yep, fair enough, yep.
Simple, I'm glad they said, that simple confusion.
I'm glad they said that because until that statement came out, I was like, I think that the Crafts might own this, right.
So we have two new episodes coming out.
Two new episodes coming out, can't say I'm looking forward to them, although selfishly, hopefully I'm in one.
What would you be in? Oh, deflake it? Do you wait? What would you say? The percentages are that you're in, deflake it.
I think the shot of us getting taken out.
Getting arrested.
I think good.
Give me the percentage.
I mean, I.
It would be so fucking awesome if you were in.
They asked the I will say this, too, I do.
Oh, you have inside knowledge.
Months and months and months ago, but who knows what made the final cut? Producers hit me and gaz up and were like.
Oh, you're in.
We're looking for footage.
Hey, why did you say that you're in this documentary?
Cause I don't know what they use or what they don't use. When you're making these, you just get everything you can get.
Well, if it's you and Gaz, they definitely have you guys either marching outside, yeah, sitting down in the lobby, or getting taken out.
I'm guessing it will just be like a quick shot of us walking out.
Hey, you're in this thing.
I hope.
Are you getting paid?
No.
Does Robert Kraft own you?
They were like, Yeah, what do we have to do? Clear the right to me, and Gaz was like, just use whatever you want.
Oh, wait, do you want to be in this now that it's become a takedown of Bill Belichick? Yeah.
Just leo leo meme.
Yeah, the Leo meme is going to hit hard.
Yeah, that'd be, but I don't want to get overexcited.
It could very well get cut, yeah.
No, I understand how it works, but I feel like they will use a b-roll shot of us walking out.
What if it's just like Tom Brady getting suspended? Had Patriots fans like, and then it's a picture of your workout picture.
That would suck.
But for today, you want me to do honorable mention or my player first.
You traditionally do your player first. Remember, if it's not Mike Vrabel, he might beat your ass.
Well, it is, oh, okay, in hindsight, I wish I put him higher.
Remember, you can't cheat on this. I didn't. Cody Bellinger has the massive list.
No, no, I didn't, I didn't cheat on it. I'm saying in hindsight, if I knew what I knew, I would put him probably in the three spot.
Great linebacker for a long time, great pass catcher, legendary touchdowns. They didn't even show that in really the documentary, which is crazy.
So what number did you have him?
He is number nine.
Number nine.
Top 10 of all time.
Well, I was thinking I would call him.
Yeah, call him no, don't put hank on the text.
We don't want to, no, we're going to call Mike Vrabel and get his immediate feedback.
Congrats.
Top 10 is good.
He also beat Tom Brady in his last. It's kind of like the Chris Long thing. There is some bad. Your call has been forwarded, all right, so text him.
That's a tough scene, yeah, put us all on a text, very tough.
Don't put hank.
You're not going on the text, so he's your number nine. He was featured pretty heavily in the first couple episodes. But I would like to get interviews with Vrabel, I wanted to see Vrabel like talking to America.
I want to hear more, I want to hear from Brady about what Vrabel used to say to him. Because they kind of, just, you know, they gloss over it a little bit. But they were like, we were all pretty mean to Tommy and Mike. Vrabel was by far like the most ruthless. Yeah, he was just like, Yeah.
But great guy, recurring guest of the show.
Number Nine Patriot.
All right, yeah, saved your ass, maybe, and your honorable mention.
My honorable mention is Legarrett blunt the bowling ball.
Yeah, he was fun to watch.
Super fun to watch.
Yeah, PFT just texted him, Hank, has you number nine on the Patriots all time. Do you have a comment? so we'll wait for a comment.
We'll wait and then write quotation marks.
You can do that on your own, I'll just actually.
Actually, I might have kind of low, not going to lie, I'm going to add kind of low, not going to.
I mean, that is disrespectful. You said you wish you had put him number three.
Well, yeah, now that I knew he was locked in, why did you put him number three? I did this with recurring guests. I don't think I'm stupid and I don't. well, you don't think you're stupid.
No, I don't think, period.
I forget that this is a show that's listened to by a lot of people, including the people that we talk about. So when I make these lists, I'm just making the list, I'm not thinking about same. Actually. I did. People coming back and being like, like, Obviously, I should have put Julien Edelman Mount Rushmore guests like, I love Julien Edelman.
He's a hero. I just wasn't thinking like that. He is up there. But realizing that he was going to be like, What the fuck you hurt me? versus he could have been like, You're my boy.
You put me top four, we're boys now. Like, that was dumb. Yeah, RaBEL Same thing.
Teddy Brucey is not going to hear it, Teddy Brucey doesn't give a fuck. I should have put Rabel three and like, we would be boys. But now he's going to be like, Hank's a fucking loser, I'm going to give him a noogie.
The next time I see him, yeah, he's probably heard a lot.
Probably give you a concussion.
So that I need to get better at pandering and like, being, you know, thinking it is about clout and not about just my honest.
I think it is the beauty of this show, though, is that we all kind of do the same thing. We're like, we just tape a show and then send it out and we're like, no one's going to hear this. Wait, shit.
A lot of people heard this.
Yeah, the real world exists.
Yeah, what are you going to say, Max?
Max is going to be like, Nah, everyone's going to talk about me looking at Sidney Sweeney's tits on the middle of the show.
No, I was just going to say I was just going to bust your balls, it was stupid. I was going to say that. I was going to say that Julian Edelman should have been in the Mount Rushmore, but you said no.
Breaking Moose, Breaking moose, Breaking moose.
Mike Rabel has responded. And he said, Fuck Hank, I'm going to noogie him next time I see him. No way, no, he said. That's a good spot.
Let's go all right, go all right.
He said it took seven final ballots to get into the Hall of Fame.
Okay, so yeah, it's a good spot.
Shout out to braves.
Yeah, oh, we didn't even say. Probably the biggest news of this podcast this week is that we're in contact with Big Dom.
Yeah.
Max is like freaking out.
Oh, there's bigger news.
Yeah, well, I'm saving that for my Fyre fest. We're in contact with Big Dom.
Now, what's the bigger news?
He does know.
Whatever, just shut up. Max. Max was so excited. He asked me if I could screenshot the text I got from Big Dom so he could send it to his family.
Yes, I did. That actually is exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to send it to my family we were talking about on the show. We're talking about the different eulogies that you're going to get when you die.
I think Max, if he died, would like to have just a screenshot of that text displayed over his casket.
He did say Max's name, the exact text was This is Dom with the Eagles. I just want to say I appreciate and respect the shit out of you PFT and Max. I'm a big fan of your show. If you're ever in Philly or need anything, you know, I got you.
My paisans amazing with the Italian flag emoji. The best, he's the best.
And later that night, my older brother gave birth to his second kid, named him Dom. Your brother gave birth to his second kid. My brother's wife gave birth to his second kid. Named him Dom. Big Dom. Did he name him after Dom? I'm going to say that for his entire life, that he's named after Big Dom.
If you're listening to this right now, that's your Godson, a hundred percent, that's your Godson.
I would go so far as to say that the name Dom might be on the Mount Rushmore of boy. Names that you don't want to get into a fight with. Like, this is my buddy Dominic, he's coming over, Dominic's going to stab you.
Yeah.
Dominic Delente is a strong name. Oh yeah, that's a great name. it's a good name, yeah.
Double D is like, Holy, you have to use your hands to say that name.
Yeah, Dominic delente.
Dom Delente Dominic delente.
I can't wait for like, 20 years from now, when we have Dominic Delente, like sitting in the intern spot, we're just trolling him.
Dom Delente is going to spend 12 years in prison for tax evasion.
We're just like, Dominic, question for you, Is it a must win or can't lose?
You guys are going to fucking do this.
Fucking do this for me.
All right.
Let's get to our interview. It is a must listen. I'm going to say, right now, Pepev is the man. We came in on a Saturday, we had him on for an hour and 15, talked about everything.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.
Man, thank you.
Long time overdue, it is Pat Bev Patrick Beverly. How many years in the N.BA now? 10, No. 11??
12.
12.
12 years in the N.B.A. Go check out his podcast on Barstool Sports Pat Bev Pod with Ron Roan.
ROAN Yeah, you stole Roan from us. That's not true. We should just get that out of the way right away.
There you go, let's go ahead and get to it.
Stole Roan from us?
So I was told that by a very, very, very, very, very intelligent woman. Her name was Erica. She goes. When we picked you all, we knew something good was there. So I'm guessing you're a part of that group also. Who did the picking?
I did say Roan would be perfect for it, but I didn't know that was also signing my death sentence. To never see Roan again. It's fine, Roan is incredible.
No, he's incredible.
Perfect co-host.
He's incredible, he's one of the best.
Yeah, he is. He's one of our most talented people and the thing about Roan is you could put him in any, any situation and he will be good.
Yes, he was just with the housewives of Salt Lake City in Milwaukee. Okay, back room, chilling, eating shrimp, hors d'oeuvres.
That's Roan and I actually have talked about doing a doing a Bravo podcast.
Yeah, he's locked in.
He and I both like the housewives, all right, so you're here.
Shout out to Roan.
Like I said, long time overdue. We got a lot to talk about. I don't even know where we want to start. Well, actually, you know what? I know where we want to start.
Who's who's the number one beef right now for Patpath?
Beef Yeah, uh.
Your coaches aren't shaking your hands, your former coaches aren't shaking your hands after games.
Steve Clifford from the Charlotte Hornets did okay.
Finch didn't.
Billy Donovan told me He loved me. okay, he did okay.
So we're back on the right track, but what happened with the other two?
I don't know, that was weird, kind of weird.
Nick, Nurse and Finch didn't. They didn't shake your hands.
No, did you go up to them? Did you try to initiate a handshake?
I did, I took Finch, but when I walked down at a nurse, he was already gone. Yeah, and I've been on the side where I watch, cause, you know, I want to be a future coach. So I like to watch the mannerism of coaches and how they what they do before games, and how do they greet the other coaches after games?
And I like to try to, you know, okay, cool, I'll use that, I'm not going to do that. And you know, Finch is one of those guys who, you know, stay, and this person, and you know this to this coach, yeah.
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