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Go watch it. We also have Joel Damon on the show. He was episode two, three, awesome episode, talked to him about his golf career.

He might be the coolest golfer out there, We've talked to some cool golfers we have. He's just a good dude, he's a good dude.

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, March 1st. Rabbit, rabbit, let's go, we're in March.

This is March, January, February, Izzo, April, April, yeah, seven years.

Seven years. Oh, happy seven-year anniversary guys, I got you. Maybe we should have started with that. We've been doing this podcast for seven years.

Oh, okay, that's March madness that has nothing to do with the seven years. Got it okay, sorry, a little late.

It's the seven-year itch. It means we're going to start cheating on each other. Yeah, we're going to start looking, getting the wandering eye. Yeah, seven years, holy fuck, I'm going to go on Mean Girl podcast.

Wait, is it really seven years? Well, no, not technically, because it's like a year and three quarters. Yeah, because we debuted part of my take on February 29th was when we recorded our first episode, Leap Day.

Yeah, seven years, so we haven't really. Yeah, we're one and three quarters years. Damn. And remember in the first episode we talked about Chris Jones, it's right.

Because it was combine season, also happy 500th episode, guys, yes, 500th episode, huge, massive. Also shout out our friend Nick Turrani.

He just finished his first year at barstool. Wow, yeah, big day. Not true.

It's a huge day. yeah, it's just a huge day. No, I know he likes to just go around telling people that and congratulate them. He's been here for like, three years.

Yeah, all right. So combine week we're going to Indy, where we got some good interviews. Oh, Jake is Jake? Play the music, go ahead, play the fucking music.

Thank you, it is March, it is the feels do start, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, oh, and you know what, pretty soon we're going to get hello friends, yeah.

Last one, last one, No. He says that to masters, too.

Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a March to remember, friends, it will be, yeah.

It's because I remember every March, I'm so excited. It's not the best sports month. I think that still is October, it might be.

Second, I think it's the best sports weekend of the year, the first weekend of March madness that Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Not to go hipster on you pft. But I'm a Conference Championship week coming guy too. Yeah, I mean, but we're not going to sit here with a straight face and say Conference Championship week is better than week one of March madness.

More games? I disavow that. It's like eating a giant appetizer where you fill up a little bit too much, where the entree comes on. You're like, Am I going to be able to handle this?

You take two bites of that entree and you're like, Yeah, you know what I can do it? Listen, it's okay. Real ball heads. They love Conference Championship week than everyone else in America watches for March madness. It's fine.

Real real ball heads know that Conference Championship week started today. Real real ball heads know the Conference Championship week started yesterday.

Dukes have a bye, let's go dukes.

That's just basically it. Now the vibe is everyone's saying it feels like a divorce is imminent. It feels like I think Jeff Darlington said it was the. The two sides are talking, not like they're getting figuring out a way to keep this together. MorE how to amicably split, okay?

Conscious uncoupling, right? That's what Gwyneth Paltrow taught us. Yes, yeah, I I think that Aaron Rodgers is probably going to leave.

I didn't ever think that before, even when he was coming back, when he was trying to figure out if he was going to play. I always got the feeling like he would be back in Green Bay, like that was his home. This time, I would act. I would be surprised if Aaron Rodgers was a green bit back.

I think I would as well. I don't want to fall for it again, but it feel a little bit different this time around, especially. They had so combine all the coaches talk and Matt before, I think, or maybe it was Guten Cast or whatever, however, he says, Fucking name, Uh, said Jordan. Love is a starting quarterback in the N.FL. Like he was like, this guy can start.

Yeah, so it does feel like they're turning the page. Ready for Jordan Lover? Yeah, and if you're the New York Jets, you're going to be. You're kind of all in at this point on Aaron Rodgers. That's why you hired Nathaniel Hackett.

He's all for one lifetime and getting Aaron Rodgers to the town that he's in. Yes, but I feel like that's that's the main reason why they got him in, like they knew something.

They took Derek Carr out on that nice date just so that Aaron could see them in the restaurant. And get a little bit jealous and be like, what they don't want me? I do think that Aaron Rodgers is going to be a jet next year. I would I want him to go to the Titans or something cause?

I was thinking about it. The jets I have long, long standing take that once Aaron Rodgers leaves Green Bay. I will root for him because I think it would be funny if he won a title without the Packers. Like if he if he won a Super Bowl in his first year off the Packers. But thinking about it more, I can't root for him. If Billy is just being like, this guy's so good.

Yeah, I feel bad for you guys, don't know what it's like to have a great quarterback. It would kill me. So I Titans are like, I don't have to worry about, I could see the Titans on paper. Last year would have made a lot more sense than this year. Because if he thinks that he doesn't have weapons in Green Bay, I know, then going to Tennessee right now is not a good. I also think that Tennessee just screams Carson Wentz to me.

Yeah, it feels like a Carson Wentz situation. I don't think Carson Wentz is going anywhere to start. well, he's not going to start. Definitely not, but he will be going somewhere he should. Who cares?

He should find backup, he should just retire. Yeah, he should just go kill Ducks, full time XFL or the Raiders for Aaron Rodgers.

It should be fun, or what about this? The Panthers? Oh, Frank Reich. Oh, cause I don't think Frank Reich ever hated Carson Wentz.

I think they liked each other, but Mr. Ursae got on the horn and was like, I can't do another year. Yeah, respect to Mr. Ursae for that.

Hmm, well, we'll see more drama. I hope they just do it soon. Oh, they're not, yeah.

They're also, yeah, the the. The other news was, the Bears are officially shopping number one. Duh, no, duh, yeah.

Uh, I don't think that will happen. I was, I was reading up about, like, when it usually goes down, I think the earliest was like, March 17th was. Um, maybe Sam Darnold or someone in the last few years where a first round pick gets traded. So it will be mid-March before we have some, like, real movement, yeah.

The way the combine works is a bunch of front office people take like a midwinter trip to Indy. They all get drunk together and then somebody makes a drunken handshake deal, and then they come back and have to renegotiate the drunken handshake deal. Because it turns out that one guy was way drunker than the other guy. And so then there's about a two week time span after that, where the deals that get made actually get signed. And the big, the big news about the combine.

This year, the big storyline is going to be pretty much all Bryce Young's height. Yeah, well, a lot of truthers out there. A lot of people saying that he's. He's listed at five, 10 and a half. One. 95 people are saying he's more like five, nine, one, 80. A lot of truthers. I'm a five 11 truther.

I think he's five, 10 and a half, which is what Todd McShay said. Yeah, and if you're five, 10 and a half, then you can lie to yourself and be like, Okay, he's five, 11. And my advice to Bryce Young would actually be, Don't worry about the height, you can't change your height.

Trust me, I've tried. You can have the limb, limb lengthening surgery, that's like two years. Not worth it. However, you can become a sturdy, a solid five 11 guy and just put on 15 pounds.

That's the problem I have. The height we've, we've kind of debunked I. You would rather your quarterbacks be taller than shorter. That's just a fact, but there are guys who have played well, who have not been the tallest guys in the world.

He is the the the combo of shortest, slightest that we've seen in a very long time. You just got to have people say, like, Russell Wilson, he's sturdy, he's thick, he's dummy, thick.

If I'm Bryce young, Kyler Murray's got some ass. He has a little bit of ass to him, if I'm if I'm Bryce Young. You don't have to worry about running the 40. No one's going to run the 40 this week, no one's going to ask you to throw this week.

I think he's saving that for his pro day at all. He's literally just showing up to show how much weight he's getting, He's just showing up to be measured. Yeah, so just show up, just get fucking fat as hell.

Just do nothing but order seamless to your couch all week, watch Netflix, put a That's your pro. I would be I would be elite at preparing for the combine if I was Bryce Young. Put some tungsten up your ass.

There you go, why not? Yeah, like, what? What do you think they would act?

I mean, they're not going to actually like, go into his pants, they they go out in their in their underwear. They might do a metal detector, you think so, or a MRI.

I don't know like that's something that most guys probably wouldn't. I don't think they've ever thought about. Like, someone might cheat on this. He could just be like, I have no idea how that got there.

Yeah, this tungsten. Oh, I always carry that in my ass. yeah, it's my secret power.

Uh, but yeah, that's going to be the big story. Um, I'm trying to think, what else is going on while we have full swing? Lebron, Yeah, Lebron's foot, he says. He's going to take what?

Two weeks to reevaluate his foot, so that's now we're down to the most important 13 games of his career. Yep, so, uh, LeBron is out. For the record. I did not miss a single podcast when I broke my foot.

He has a pretty much broken foot, basically a broken foot. But in reality, I think we can probably close the season, close the pit, close the book on this laker season. It was so funny, too, because it looked. I don't know if you tune into any coverage on Monday of, Uh, the Lakers big win against the Mavs, but basically wall-to-wall coverage on ESPN. Being like, the Lakers are now the team to beat in the West, yeah.

So much so that Zach Lowe, on his podcast, Uh, like, went a little behind the curtain. And he said that a producer on ESPN called him up and was like, Hey, can you come on, Uh, NBA live? or whatever it's called? Uh, the jump, maybe, I don't know, can you come on? Because everyone in the panel, uh, thinks the Lakers are like, would beat the Grizzlies or the team to beat? Now in the West, we can't find anyone who doesn't think that.

And like, you might be that guy and he's like, I'm I'm off today so I can't come on. But yes, I think it's ridiculous. And everyone thinks the Lakers are going to win the West because they beat the Mavs on Sunday. They're not the Warriors.

They're not in, like, flip the switch mode. The Warrior you could, you could start the playoffs and Steph Curry could play his first game of the season. And I'd be like, Yeah, the Warriors are going to flip the switch and they'll be fine. But it was just so funny.

The Lakers, they've, they've had the switch flipped for the last three years, they've been a perpetual state of having the switch in the on position. And it's short circuits. Yeah, but it's just so funny. They had to call Zach Lowe and be like, Hey, we need someone who will disagree with, uh, the Lakers being like the title contenders now after one game.

So can you help us? He's like, Nope, sorry, yeah, so yeah.

That's true, it's not. As per LeBron. I am a little bummed because I did want to see what happened in these most important 23 regular season games of his career. I was, I was curious, yeah.

Like, I would have been nice. I don't want LeBron to win another title, but it would have been nice to see him. You know, go on a little run, maybe have like one or two playoff series with some iconic moments, maybe lose to Chris Paul, that would have been fun. The bottom line is that the Lakers haven't been shit since they lost. Caruso. Yep.

That's a fact, he was the straw that served the drink. That's a fact. Yeah, serious question.

Do you think Alex Caruso is the last person in the United States to get arrested for weed?

Um, yeah, probably. I think he might be. He's definitely. yeah, I mean, especially. I still don't understand how that happened when he's like, she's been like, Dude, I'm.

Alex Caruso played on the Aggies. Yeah, it's college station. He's lucky they didn't put him on death row for that.

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It was a great documentary and we have Joel Damon coming up, great interview with him, talking about his episode. Where do we want to start big picture?

Uh, overall, what would you guys rate it? Uh, I give it two under par, okay, I give it three and a half balls, okay.

I give it really good, but not as good as drive to survive. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I thought it was awesome, I thought it was I, I, I. I've been to watch every episode.

I've watched some of the episodes twice, so I liked it a lot. But, and especially cause Drive to Survive, uh, is now out. I've been watching the new season. I think part of it is because drive to survive is teams. So it's kind of easy to be like, you know, team, team one, team two. They did the same thing with players, but there's just so many players that it felt like there was a lot of stuff being missed. Because the fields are so big and they can only focus in on whatever it was, yeah.

I would say the so, I went three, yeah, three and a half balls out of five. I think you could get to four and a half balls if you just had Patrick Reed in it. Like, there was no. I know that the live tension was. They tried to build it up, but it didn't feel until like Rory said, Fuck you, Phil, make sure that stays in. There wasn't that like super tense moment where, like, Hank is talking about and drives to survive. You know, these guys hate each other, you know who hates who?

And it's like they're on camera together, you didn't you? Never? It never really felt like we had that. The only bad guy that they really had was it was. It would just be like shots of Greg Norman walking outside with sunglasses on, right.

And he does look like a shark when he's walking around, so you're like, Okay, this is the bad guy I get. Even the guys that joined live on there, like DJ, when they were talking to him. I think DJ is the only one that was openly, brutally honest with it, who was like, Yeah, uh, I get paid way more money for playing way less golf. So that. And if everybody had said that when they go to the live tour, I think people would have had a much better understanding of, like, why they're doing it.

And they would have been more understanding of, like, Okay, I get it, you have a family to look after. There was one moment where Brooks when he was talking about it. We should probably embrace debate on this, he said. He has the opportunity to set up his grandkids, grandkids by going to the live tour, that's a lot of grandkids.

That's, I don't, I'm trying to do the math. We don't know how much money Brooks got, if let's say he got a hundred million dollars. is that grandkids, grandkids money? No, it depends if your grandkids are smart enough to, like, go to college.

Four or five generations, right? And do you know how much taxes and shit, and then also you're going to have a shit head generation?

That always happens with every generator, like there's always what's the old saying, like the first generation builds, the second generation maintains, the third generation destroys it. Yeah, I think each generation will have their Hunter Biden, which will just take the There'll be one kid.

Let's say Brooks has three kids, and then those three kids each have three kids. How many are we at right now? Nine? That would be two generations.

So nine kids, 12, right? Cause you get the grades and then you need to get to the three kids, have three more, yeah, so basically our grandparents.

Yeah, I don't know what my great, great grandparents did, besides get smashed by an elevator. Yeah, have you ever watched that show, by the way?

Um, I think it's on PBS who he go, he the guy goes through, uh, the history with, like, famous people, Oh yeah, yeah, awesome.

Yeah, they had a they had one where Larry David was actually related to Bernie Sanders. Yes, that one. Yes, yes, exactly, yeah.

Those are those rule. But yeah, so anyway, Brooks I, we're going to have Brooks back on. I know people think that we have like some issue with him, we do not.

He is definitely going to come back on, maybe talk about this episode, but, uh, his episode. I felt bad for him. I did, too. I was like, he's in a bad place. It was the most human he's shown, other than like, on camera, he's been human otherwise, but I felt bad. It felt like golf is such a like miserable game that if you lose even a little bit, you start questioning everything.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's very much played in your own brain. And with Brooks, he had the ability to just turn it on for majors, and he just didn't give a shit about golf when it wasn't a major championship. And then once you start, once, you get like a little crack in that confidence that you have and you're unable to turn it on at any point. Now he would kill to win any tournament and it doesn't work like that.

He hasn't built up that muscle to care about the small stuff enough. And then once you start screwing up in the small times, then your your entire confidence just gets destroyed. You can't. The nice thing about playing team sports is that you always have somebody else to blame it on. Even if you're not doing it publicly, you can always lie to yourself and your head. Your friends, yeah.

You tell your friends, you can tell your wife, you can tell yourself be like, Yeah, you know what I? I would've made, I would've gotten that first down if my line had blocked for me a little bit better. You know, like, there are those lies that you can tell in golf, you can't really. There's nobody to blame but yourself.

It sucks, sucks and I. So the one funny thing that happened in that episode, actually, I, I was. I. I hit up Brooks and I was like, just watch your episode like this, kind of. It's brutal to watch.

You have to go through this. And he said that in the in the scene, when he had the triggered sweatshirt with his mom. He said that he had just lost an all time bad beat in March madness. So that was part of why he was like, I wish they had kept it in, because like that actually says that Brooks might have it again. Yeah, that was great composure.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, he, he definitely looked down at the dumps. Maybe it was mostly because of that loss, maybe it had nothing to do with golf whatsoever.

My feedback for Brooks I have two pieces of feedback in Brooks. You can take these early days. We love you no matter what, just the way you are. Um, the hair, the blonde hair might might be time to change that up.

Yeah, might be time, because he looks like he's got the whole like late Nineties, M and M thing going on. Yeah, uh, timberlake might be time to just to maybe just dye the hair, maybe cut the hair off, yeah.

Uh, the other piece of feedback. You should play with your dog more, you should play with your dog. Your dog really wanted to play with you. BROOks Yeah, and you looked like at times that you didn't want to play with your very good dog.

I think it's gotta be so weird having just cameras in your own home following you around, being like, so used to be sick. What happened? Yeah, I would, just I'd probably flip out and just like, get the fuck out of my house and I'm so dumb.

When I was watching this the show, I was like, I can't believe that. They somehow randomly put cameras and and production crews with the golfers that were making all that news that week. Like, Can you, can you believe that they had a group falling around Fitzgerald? or, excuse me, Fitzpatrick, when he won the U S Open? Can you believe they had a camera crew falling around a Mito when he choked away the PGA? And then I was like, Oh yeah, they probably had a lot of different shitload of guys and they just use the ones that were. Do you think, uh, do you think Brooks actually didn't know who won the Masters? I actually, I think his answer was honest in that he knew it, but like, straight off, he, he couldn't give it to you, like, instant.

Yeah, I got that because he was like, This is bad, that I can't remember. Okay, see, that was kind of similar.

I, I blanked on it for a second there, but I knew that. Yeah, uh, it was tough. That was a tough episode. The other episodes, uh, my, a couple of my favorite episodes I loved. Obviously Joel Damon, which we're going to get to, just the like, the coolest dude in the world.

Ian Poulter episode was like, I don't know, dude, I don't really. I don't really need to sit in the closet and watch you, like, pick out your outfits. Pants, though, for 15 minutes. But he wears weird pants, yeah, he does. The funny fact about that that I've, I've learned this year afterwards, watching that, where they focused on his pants and his outfits the whole time. Live in an effort to make the teams more organized and be able to follow better, or making the teams wear the same outfits. And they just have plain blue pants. Oh, it's probably going to come back.

Yeah, they caged a bird song. Fuck, that's tough, that's a tough look for him.

I don't know why I said that Songbirds sing, Why does the songbirds sing? Yeah, even the Can't wait, we're really screwed.

Even the cage, yeah, the canary in the coal mine. Yep, uh, I also, I'm sure you guys all had these moments.

It's so funny watching a documentary type of a sport, you know, you have some knowledge about. And watching them explain things to you in the most basic terms. And you're like, Yeah, I fucking understand what a cut is. And then I thought about how frustrating it must be for F1 fans watching Drive to Survive, like real F1 fans. Being like, why are they explaining the points? Like everyone knows this? They were just a couple of times.

You're like, Yeah, so everyone shows up on Thursday and they play and they cut it in half and it's like, Yeah, that's golf. That was one of my other, but this is, I thought, this, do that. And then as I've been watching F1, I'm like, this is, it's the same production company.

They're doing it the same way, but with F1, you don't really. I don't know what happened, so it's it's fun to watch and see it unfold, the golf. I remembered what happens in all the episodes or whatever. So the the doing it, the non-linear way, where it's like they're kind of going back to the same tournament.

Yeah, it was kind of like throwing me off, or I was like, I kind of wish they just followed it as a season. But I realized, after the fact, that's just how those shows are forming. No, it was, yeah.

Like I said on Monday, show like there was just, it was just a a highlight tape of when I lost money betting on Wills Out tours. Like there was that when they were doing the we were in the studio for like half of those. Yeah, Fitzpatrick was on 18. I remember the U S Open was literally my son's birthday and father's day.

And I yelled at the whole household being like, Hey, everyone, like, let's get this fucking shit together.

You got to defend your soil against the Brits at all costs. Yeah, I respect that. It was, yeah, I mean, it was cool to watch, like the inside of all that stuff, and even like seeing the clubhouses.

Okay.

Rory's episode was awesome. I love Rory. How can you not root for a guy like that? Where's his family? I don't know.

That was kind of weird, was it not? Well, if you're Rory, you probably have the clout to be like, you can put me on the show. Just my family, all right.

That's fair, but I like it was weird when after he won the Fedex at the end, I didn't. And he walked in the. He walked into the clubhouse and the guy was sitting there, gave him a glass of red wine, he was just sitting by himself. Yeah, like this is kind of a bummer.

Tony Finau took all the spots. Yeah, Tony Finau did take family. They waited at the private jet. Tony Finau is Dick Vermeil.

He, he, if you just say the word golf to him with the camera in his face, he'll start crying so much. His family's awesome too. Oh, I in the story, the Tony Finau, like the the golf balls against the garage door. All that shit was so awesome. Like he's another one, it was, it was Rory.

It was Tony Finau and Joel Damon of guys that I saw on this being like, I will always root for these guys. I like Tegalla too, I like Saheeth was my favorite, he was my favorite story and episode, really.

His dad was awesome, his dad was like he started playing golf when he, when he and I was like. I think that my son's going to be really good, so I have no choice but to do everything that I can to support him. Awesome.

That was one that I obviously knew. He didn't win. But when he were, they were setting them up in the waste management and he, like, fucked up on 17.

Like, I was like, damn that that was the most emotional I got, probably watching it. It's being like, Fuck yeah, yeah.

Uh, I have some other. The what'd you guys think about the JT Speed card game? That made no sense to me. What were they playing? They literally were a card, Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, that felt a little manufactured, that felt, you know, what it felt like me to me is that they actually play cards for a shitload of money and they're like, Well, we don't want to show that, yeah.

We'll just pretend to do this, that and the when they did the FaceTime and like, What should I talk about at your wedding? And they were. They made it seem like it was spontaneous, but the cameras are both there. That was the beginning of the first episode. I was like, this, this might not be a good show, but it got a lot better.

But that those two things was like, what this is? Both these are both clearly staged for the cameras. There were a lot of conversations that would have been like, just normal guys hanging out, being cool. Except they were all set on the backdrop of a private plane. Yeah, there are a lot of private plane, kind of private.

Oh, also Justin Thomas is we got to have him back on his trainers. Kind of fat, I don't know what that's about. Yeah, like, I don't know.

I maybe it's different in golf, and Jordan Spieth was working out in a polo. Yeah, so perfect, kept his hat on, yeah.

He was working out in a polo where you could say, Hey, uh, Danny Rapp, our coworker obviously made, made a bunch of videos. They when, Uh, he's and he's friends with Fitzpatrick, which was cool. I didn't know that, but Fitzpatrick when he came in, he was like, active. As if Danny Rapport was like a bomb. He like, opened the doors. Like the cameras are on, the cameras are on the cameras.

Yeah, that was like, I didn't know who he was talking to, and then he came in. I was like, Danny Rapport's in the show, he knows, like Danny Rapport.

What's he going to say? I liked that every time that they interviewed Rapport. He had a different glass of some sort of drinking from him, but he never drank out of it. It was like his prop that he always had. The only. I also liked the the the DJ, the Paulina thing that I didn't think about that, she said. Which was made a lot of sense was like, yeah, I grew up with a dad who was like an athlete and was never around.

So, like, she probably hated that, yeah, so it makes sense where she's like, obviously pushing DJ to be around more also, uh, the DJ episode they showed. I love like the old clips of of the guys like Rising up. Dustin Johnson's beard makes a lot of sense.

Hank, You know why you have the same beard like I was? I saw the old clips of him as like, when he was a rookie on tour, he was still a fucking tank. I was like, What the fuck? And then I realized like, Oh yeah, that beard looks really good. Uh, I did have one moment that took my breath away that I'd forgotten about, when Tiger Woods was wrapping up at St.

Andrews, or Satandru's, as they call it on the show. And he took his hat off on the 18th green. Whoa, yeah, whoa.

Whoa, it is, it's bad. It looks, yeah, like a like a chia pet in the Sahara desert.

Yeah, it's, it's not good. I know Scott Scott Van Pelt's been trying to convince him, come home, shave that thing. It is, it is way, way overdue and you think a guy like Tiger like, come on you, you can get some lawn maintenance.

Like, you can do something, you could. Yeah, I mean, but then again, if you're Tiger and you're still slaying, it's like, what's the point? He does?

Fuck. I mean, for sure we should get Charlie would should be on the next season. Who that was, that was?

My other question is who? Obviously Max, Max, for sure. I'm actually happy that you feel like it was missing. I want like Max. It was almost good because Max has had his glow up coming like the last. I don't know, whatever.

It is 25, 25, 25 months. Yeah, so, but he, he will be great on it, Max will fucking crush it. Most of Max's appearances this time were, uh, there were so many times when they showed Tiger, and then Max was walking nearby and I was like, there's Max.

Yeah.

They were just like, the story behind this guy is, uh, he loves his wife and he's very, very, very good at golf. Went to the same high school as Clayton Kershaw. There's also that little nugget that they dropped on us. But I like him, I think, I think he's actually like a very cool, normal guy.

There's nothing, Yeah, there's nothing. The only reason I don't like Scotty Shuffler is that I've lost money when he's won tournaments, yeah.

I don't like, and I've, I've had the other guys. I don't like Scotty Shuffler because he does stand in the way of Will Zalator and Max. Yeah, yeah, he is, but he, oh, talk about a choke job on that fucking. That was definitely a football's going on.

I don't remember this tournament. The Fedex at the end, yeah, it was worth like $12 million. Yeah, yeah.

I also like Rory, um, Rory kind of saved the PGA Tour, him and Tiger. I didn't realize the extent of everything that was going on, but they were. They were very smart about the way they approached it because they knew that. With the money that was being doled out from the live tour, the PGA Tour was going to continue to lose. Good players, like some of the best players, and it was a good intersection for them being like, Well, we. We care about the PGA and we want it to succeed, but at the same time, we have an enormous amount of leverage. So let's handle this behind the scenes. Do a players only meeting on a tarmac somewhere and then figure out our list of demands. Bring it to the PGA and they'll have no choice but to approve it.

It's a win-win. Yes, I agree. Yeah. And Rory, like he even said it, I never thought I'd be in this position because golf was an IS is a personal sport, like you're playing for yourself.

There's no team and for him to step up was pretty cool. You can easily, if you're Rory, you can easily just be like, who cares? I have my money, I've won my my uh tournaments, like, do whatever you want.

I'm not getting involved in this. Yeah, uh, Rory did a great job with that. He also said something very relatable, which I think at least me and you can can relate to here. Which was, uh. When I was like 20 years old, I thought, there's no chance that, like, I'm ever going to be working when I'm 40. Yep.

When you're 40, you're so old, and now that I'm like, 38, 40 is not at old at all. No 40 is the new 17 for podcasters. Well, we've don't podcasters. It's we're uncharted territory.

That's true, we get, we've never gone into this abyss. We care about the future generation of podcasters, too. We want, we want them to get involved, but also we want to train them some wrong habits to make sure they don't take over. Yeah.

I was going to say, I hope future podcasters get burnt out in like two years. So that someday in like 50 years from now. They're like, can you believe those guys podcasted for like two decades of dominance? The Rolling Stone podcast? Yeah, right, holy shit, how did they do it?

God Podcasters can't even last 24 months. now there's for podcasters sponsored by Depends. Yeah, just do it, yeah.

We would just do it at, like, a coffee shop every morning, like a local coffee shop or donut place, and just read the newspaper. Sign me up. Um, definitely. So yeah, that was the whole thing was great, though.

I, I, I enjoyed it.

I feel like they all stick themselves a little bit. The gym, I like the gym scenes too, or like they're in their little like, it's like a trailer gym and they're all. But they're all like working out and stretching. But like, they had DJ Rory in there at the same.

It is right then, but you can't because you're in the middle of just playing shitty, so you have to, like, go to sleep. Oh, no, it was a heath, yeah.

You have to go to sleep and wake up the next day and just hope that whatever it was yesterday is completely fixed. Somehow. Right, right, I golf is just.

They're just birdying everything. It's like, No, they're just not bogeying anything. Yeah, that's the difference, like these guys are, just so that when they get a triple bogey, everyone's gasping.

And like, how could this happen? Like I, I, I can do that every fucking day. Like, it's just it's like the recovery, it's the recovery. Shots, yeah, like they hit shots, right?

They everyone has recovery shots. The hitter insane, right? Like they, like a bogey is is is a really bad for them, and it just shows how fucking like for us.

I also laughed out loud every single time a golfer took their shirt off, looking at the farmer's tan that they all have. Yes, it's. It's always shocking to me how it's like the the perfect line on their biceps, perfect line on their neck line. It looks like they're wearing a white t-shirt permanently.

Yes, the whole thing was great, it was great. I I'm excited for the next season. Also, did you guys see that they're doing one for football, which that will be funny when they explain the rules to football hard knocks they're doing?

No, it's my homes. Kirk Cousins and Marcus Mariota, they they followed all three of them this year. Wow, yeah, okay.

Actually, the perfect I'm in three, you know what I mean, like the I. I'm interested in all three for different reasons, yeah.

Also, Did you see that Brittany Mahomes and Joe Rogan are clashing? I did not see that. I did. Yeah, yeah.

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My hot seat was LeBron.

You're probably pretty broken up about this. Yeah, I mean, I was excited, you know? 23 most important games of his career, That's exciting, so it's a shame he's going to have to miss a bunch, really.

And then my cool throne was I have a couple LSU signed. Bob Diaco, They're back. Yes, I met Bob Diaco's like nephew or cousin at Barstool Scottsdale, at the bar, and he just there's. Very rare, you know, like we love when, whenever people come up to us and say something, it's very rare that you can stop me in your tracks.

It'd be like, a lot of people like, Oh, yeah, I remember this or this or random thing. But to say like, I'm related to Bob Diaco, I like, stopped and was like, Wait, what? Like? I had a whole conversation with him. Did he tell you about LSU? I don't think he did.

Damn, yeah, I would not have sat on that news. Come on, hank, my cool throne is Dame Lillard.

Yeah, dropped 71 41 in the first half. I feel like the Donovan Mitchell one got a lot more buzz. Well, no, the Donovan Mitchell one happened during Hamlin. I remember it was against the Bulls.

Oh, I saw there was one headline after, like, he was taking pictures and the whole world was like, Did this guy just die? There was a headline right after. Uh, after Dame, 71, where somebody said, like, is this the most underwhelming 70 point performance in NBA history? Jesus Christ, I respect it, though.

It also 41 in the first half. You must, you must absolutely hate sports to have that be your initial take. Like, Oh, that sucked the. uh, yeah, I mean, the the N.B.A. went nuclear this past weekend, like last four or five days. Clay hitting 12 threes was insane. It. Also, they also showed the stat.

I'm gonna look it up. But basically, anytime someone scores over 60, it's just a reminder that Wilt Chamberlain wasn't real. Um, most 60 point games, I think it was something like, Uh, the most, yeah. He has 32 times, he scored 60, plus Kobe is number two with six and then Dame's five, right?

James five, M.J. four, James Harden four. But like, 32 times with no three point line. And there, I mean, there's, I mean, not to get, not to go dock heavy. But there's a Bill Russell doc on Netflix, and it's just like he just owned Will Chamberlain. As good as he was. It's crazy how dominant Bill Russell was. Didn't wilt sleep, No.

Did Bill Russell sleep at Wilt's house? When they played? Sometimes, I thought there was a lot of people slept at Wilt's house. That's true, that's a very good point.

Might've been the other way around. A lot of people, a lot of people. 20,000, that's such an insane number. It's cap, I mean, duh.

It's cap, it's like, but even if it's, you have to be fucking all the time. Even if it's a quarter of that all time, right? And it probably is a quarter of that, yeah.

Yeah, he also had an insane bench press. I think it's wilt, yeah, 500 pounds.

Yeah, and long jump and 40 times like freak, like not only tall, but like freakishly, like crazy muscle contraction, like crazy stuff. All right, good job, hank.

Thanks, you're looking a little stressed. Yeah, Chicago moves got me, yeah.

Oh, I was saying, your beard, yeah, is it the lottery ball? That's a lot of things. Hank did say that he was going to retire from Twitter.

You won't. I could if. If I mean, if I didn't have this job, I would be off social media. That's not true a hundred percent.

That's not true, I actually believe Hank, if I didn't, if you told me, I think about it. The guy can't tweet without saying, like, fucking a man, he's not exactly. Think about all the whale content that he'd be missing.

True, No, I would, just you'd have, like, a small IRL to the whales. Oh yeah, true, true.

But yeah, you, you, you said you were going to delete your account, you were going to deactivate your account. No, I just said I'm going to retire from Twitter until I get the lottery ball, so you're going to deactivate your account. I didn't say that forever.

You're saying that by saying that until you get, you're never going to get it, so just deactivate your account. But hey, what about? what about when you guys? what about when you guys come back? That was an all time delayed hank reaction. What if? What about when you guys come back against the 76ers from a 3-1 deficit and you beat the Sixers in the playoffs?

Are you saying that you're not going to tweet about that? I'm planning on having the lottery ball soon, so that conversation shouldn't be a part of it. All, right? Max, by the way, great to have you back. How was vacation?

A vacation was great, I love vacation. Did you shred some nar? uh, any pow pow? I went down the mountain.

Okay, so that's a no. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not the best skier.

I go pretty slow, but yeah, but it's fun. Yeah, definitely better than my golf swing. That's good, because I mean, if you were as bad at skiing as you're at golf, you better or worse than this. The Sixers versus Celtics.

Uh, I don't know, they didn't have that game in the mountain. Uh, so Max, what you did miss, though? Hank said, Uh, we. We came to the conclusion that a sixer Celtics series would be so great for the show. And Hank not being the content guy that he claims to be, said he wants the best for content would be a Celtics 4-0 sweep. Wrong, yeah.

No, it's I listened to the show, it's absolutely 3-1, 3-1. Blow it.

And that's probably what I don't know. No, you won't get it. No, no, yeah, we would get smoked.

The Celtics just fucking own us, and it's so frustrating. Wow, it sounds like you really got some perspective on this vacation. Max No, I just fucking hate the Celtics so much.

And I fucking hate Dock Rivers. I don't know, uh, the Sixers, the Sixers. Well, it came from the Dock Rivers won an N.B.A. championship with the Celtics. I know why, like, he should be able to do that with the Sixers, right?

That's gotta be a sixers. That's a good point. Hank. No, he can't. that's a good point. He could for us.

All right, your hot seat, cool throne. my hot seat was going to be Bryce Young and his height. Yeah, but we covered that a little bit.

So I'll just I'll. I'll mention briefly the, uh, the pre-dawn raid that occurred this morning on Dan Snyder. This happens once every three months where somebody at ESPN will write a long hit piece where surely this will be the end of Dan Snyder? That drops at like 7am in the morning and then everyone talks about it for morning. And then we realize, oh well, nothing's going to happen differently because Dan Snyder doesn't care about bad press.

So right now, they're in the midst of a back and forth. It's like a PR battle. Snyder's been saying, Uh, to certain sources at The New York Post, I'm not going to sell to Bezos. The bids haven't been high enough. And now the owners respond by releasing their own hit piece on Dan, trying to pressure him out, thinking that they can shame him into selling the team.

But Dan Snyder cannot be shamed into doing anything because he does not experience shame he experiences. Uh, I don't know what emotion it is he experiences, but he is. He is the secretariat of not feeling, uh, any problem at all. With his own lack of dignity. He's maybe the best person in the world at not having that. So, um, my cool throne is going to be the N.B.A. Eastern Conference, the Eastern Conference, because Joe Prunty's back. Oh, that's right.

Our guy, Joe Prunty, the guy that looks like your accountant's accountant, is back as the assistant coach of the Hawks. And they also hired Quinn Snyder, who looks like your accountant's accountant's coke dealer. Yep, so they've got the whole shebang going on down in Atlanta and the New York Knicks are back big time, six wins in a row. The mecca is going to be popping.

I'm just going to say, New York is on my cool throne. The Mecca is going to be popping the Knicks. The Knicks are good and they've got the Rangers are now picking up Patrick Kane.

That was my, oh okay, oh well, it's just my hot seat. okay, well, sorry, it's it's the mecca.

Yeah, that is the Mecca and New York in general, plus New York. I also saw that they're selling rat meat now on the streets.

I saw a video yesterday of a street vendor with two rats on poles. And he was just grilling them over a charcoal grill and selling their meat to the public. On the streets of New York. What you ate? the trash? Oh, that was, that was like, right-wing propaganda. Oh no, you got duped.

I read, I also read an article about street vendors selling rat meat. You got duped. I even fall for that, I even fall for that. We got to release a statement.

NEW YORK We have to release a statement. New York rat meat vendors. People are going to say, you got duped. What is our response?

Are they eating rotisserie rats in New York City? It's right-wing propaganda, I saw the exact Billy would know, right-wing propaganda. No, I'm trying to get better.

I also read an article about it, which is I'm trying to get better at not falling for that stuff. But that was a hundred percent. What did you? what were you just asking? Hank? I get confused on the right and the left.

I knew that was what you were asking, I fucking knew that was what you were asking. When you hold up your left hand, you just said, which is it makes him know.

I knew exactly what he was wondering, which is Billy's right-wing? got it Billy's hardcore right-wing.

Got it? Do you have a statement? Well, I don't know if it's true or not. You don't fight the dupage, just say you got duped. Oh, cause the liberals are cooking rats.

Yeah, let's see this guy. Uh, Beehive Media says that it's true. Oh, that's the most fake account on the planet, damn.

And then the, uh, that's like the and then the caption of it is, Is this real? So probably not, yeah, dude, what are we going to? how are we going to go forward? Uh, well, here's here's what you do when you get duped by something.

Here's the best way to respond. Well, the fact that I thought it could be real tells you everything that I need to know. That's true, that's good, that's the. That's the best way to admit that you're wrong without ever admitting that you're wrong.

That's a very good point, that's a very good point. Um, all right, my hot seat. Did you really think that could be real?

Yeah, he did. Yeah, I did. he definitely did. I did. New York's got a real rat problem, hank.

So does Boston. I saw the end of the departed.

Um, all right, my hot seat. We talked about it on Monday, but, uh, all our sports teams suck, PFT and I. And now Patrick Kane has been traded to the Rangers for nothing, pretty much.

It was like a second rounder, and then there's another second rounder that could become a first rounder. If the Rangers go to the conference, UH, finals in 2023, it's just it's sad. I'm. I'm happy I get to watch Patrick Kane play playoff hockey, but the fact that the Blackhawks, like, bungled the second half of his career just sucks.

Yeah, thank you Canada for having your dollar not inflate correctly. Fucking a man, I feel you. The Celtics just won from first in the place.

They're not in first place in the East anymore, so what place is that second? Oh, I think they're tied for Fox, the one 14 in a row, yeah.

So I feel your pain with that, you're not worried about the bucks you should be.

No, that's a no, he said. A no. I want this. I'm focused on the Sixers. Well, yeah, you, of course, you beat the fuck out of him.

I mean, you lost the Knicks hank, I know, without Jalen Brown. The Mecca. Um, yeah, Patrick Kane trade is a big time bummer. Uh, and everyone, everyone. Fun to watch the highlights, though.

What like when a player, oh, of his time, then you get, you get, it's a. it's a like. It's sad, but you get the good memory lane. He's the best that you don't otherwise get. I mean, Rangers fans knew it.

There was a a Rangers fan wearing a Kane 88 jersey in MSG the other night, so they knew it. Uh, then my cool throne is us and our take on Victor. So Charles Barkley has come out and said he doesn't know if he'll be good because he's got to see him play. The physical nature of N.B.A. basketball. Uh, this means he's going to be out of this world.

Good, because Charles Barkley, who I love, Uh, is kind of stuck in the past, sometimes with his takes. He famously obviously said before the 2015 playoffs, Uh, he doesn't trust a jump shooting team to win a playoff series. Talking about the Golden State Warriors that went on to win four titles, shooting jumpers, Uh, so I think that if, uh, we're worried about Victor Women, Yana playing the physical style, banging in the post, I think we're good. Do you remember this old hit from Charles Barkley?

When Yao Ming came to the N.BA, yeah, one game in Charles Barkley goes, This guy stinks. If this guy ever scores 19 or more points in a game, I will kiss Kenny Smith's ass and guess what happened.

I think the next game he had like 24 points. Kenny Smith brought out a donkey that was Kenny Smith's ass, and then Charles Barkley went up and he kissed the donkey's ass. And then Kenny was like, What are you doing?

Charles, you didn't have to kiss the ass of my ass, you just had to kiss the ass. We just got to eat, we got to buy donkeys and just eat them, yeah.

I have to buy one donkey, you buy one donkey and then we kill them and then we eat them, yeah.

Problem solved? Yeah, people will be upset about the donkeys being killed, but donkeys can't even.

Uh, procreate, you're talking about donkeys? can donkeys are libs? fuck?

I always get right and left confused. I write it down on my my hand, my palm, before I get up every morning. Yeah, left hands a snowflake, right hands a cartoon frog. uh, Billy, uh, my hot seats. Joe Rogan.

Yeah, first hot seat, uh. So Joe Rogan was doing a Protect Our Parks podcast with Shane Gillis, uh, Mark Norman and Ari Shaffer. Sure, close, close enough.

Uh, but yeah, so they're just shooting the shit, They're like, fucked up, uh. And then Shane Gillis was like, I'm starting to like, Uh, Jackson Mahomes starts talking about Jackson Mahomes. UH says he actually respects him for, like, going hard and is totally flipped on him. Not that he had opinion on before, anyway. Brittany Mahomes gets brought up about how she likes spray champagne in the box and, like, Uh, celebrates a lot.

Anyway, long story short, Joe Rogan made a comment being like, Wow, it's crazy, cause they take that crazy energy and just bring it right back at you. After the when you get divorced anyway, Brittany took, That's a weird comment it is.

I mean, they're married still, right? Yeah, yeah, but just assuming they're going to get divorced. And then Brittany Mahomes tweeted something about grown men talking about someone.

Yeah, no, I, I, I'm not. Listen, I'm not offended. It's more like, oh, like, yeah, I guess. Like, if you're pretty Mahomes, you could be a little. I'm not upset. Brittany Homes could be upset. Yeah, yeah.

Something about grown men talking shit about someone's wife is real weird. And then she tweeted again, Actually grown ass men hating on women in general is pathetic. I disagree. And Gillis was, like pro, saying he likes her, yeah.

And then Joe Rogan made a joke. He wasn't talking about Brittany Mahomes. He wasn't like, Brittany Mahomes is going to get a divorce in the homes. He was. Just like, you know, passionate women in general are passionate when you get a divorce, too.

Like, which is I? It wasn't, he wasn't talking about the the Patrick Mahomes specifically, a podcast transcribed is the worst form of media ever because you can't tell what anyone is saying. Inflection, any of that. And also, if Brittany Mahomes hadn't said anything, it probably would have. It sounds like it was a throwaway, right? Yeah?

So, but it is a feud now. Well, we're talking about it because of the reaction, right? So they may have been on mushrooms. That's a weird feud. I never thought Rogan, Rogan for homes.

I mean, I'm in, I'm in on it. I saw I'm actually taking Brittany side on this. Yeah, I Brittany, I re Brittany. I. Yeah, it's just a I didn't have that on my bingo card.

JOE ROGAN I feel like Brittany Mahomes, she's. She's definitely in the Burner gang she has had, she's been offline for a while, She has been very active in the Burner community.

I'm I'm certain about it and I'm okay with that. I like having a ride or die chick. I mean, look at Patrick Reed's wife, remember her? Use golf Facts.

It is she's the best. Yeah, it is funny, though. If you transcribed every Joe Rogan podcast, you could, like, people would find, uh, basically every minute, something to be offended by, which is stupid. But that is how it, how it works.

Right, every time he's trending, it's like, And these ones he does with Gillis, and then they are just getting fucked up. I know they're very slow, they're very funny. That's actually great.

And more so, though, when it's not even just like it's a podcast, it's like, we're just shit face shooting the shit. Yeah, we were on drugs at the time, I'm sorry they were doing whippets.

Oh, really, I mean that that rules. It's pretty cool. Responsible, very loose, buttholes, responsibly. Uh, all right.

Your cool drone is that whippets? No, that's whippets, or or, or, oh, the balloons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nos. Yeah, yep, got it.

Uh, my other cool throne is sci-fi headlines. Uh, there's Canadian super pigs that are trying to come over the U. s border. Fuck them like half, like feral hog types, No.

So not only my watch will be.

Com, too. You don't have to call it. No, no, that's real Canadian bacon. Yeah, yeah.

But like, apparently they're coming over the border and like, what are they doing? That sounds like a right wing conspiracy. They're like destroying agriculture, and they're just like, apparently gigantic, super feral hog pigs. We gotta build a wall.

No, we gotta, we gotta do the. I watched a video online with a black hog down, Oh yeah, he's getting in a helicopter and just fucking lighting up. Sidney Wells did it, yes.

Sidney went up there. AR 15. Build a fucking wall. Oh, no, this is the Guardian, that's that's lefty, right?

No, you don't know, you don't know, Oh.

All right, all right. If it's Thornton, it's legit. Yeah, um, but the reason?

And apparently his inner circle is trying to get him. Yeah, because he's owed like $20 million guaranteed from Fox. So I would understand that at first I was like, there's no fucking chance Tom Brady is funny.

It can't be possible, it can't be. He has everything else going for him. And then I thought about it and I was like, you know, it's going to have Tom Brady's going to go out there, he's going to kill it.

He's going to be better than Chappelle. Yeah, he's going to. He should practice for the booth with me. He should, absolutely.

Yeah, but yeah, he is. He basically just picked the one profession that everyone would be like, you're going to suck just so he can feel that itch again. It's like a it's like beat Bobby Flay, except he's just taking everybody's job and he's better than everyone at everything. Tom Brady being like an insane standup comedian, would just be wild. Let let ugly people have one thing, Tom, come on.

I think you'd be a really, really good podcast and should never try it. Oh, I don't know if he's, I don't think he doesn't need to prove it. He would definitely be good enough. No, he's not built like us. No, that's why, that's how he ends up podcasting.

Why would you want him to podcast? He does podcast, bro? Jim Gray, Wait, you're talking him into podcasting because he only goes then does what the haters don't want him to do. Are you trying to get him to start a podcast or do our competition?

Yeah, you just. you just. you poked the bear, you just made him compete against no, no.

I was like, soothing the bear, being like you'd be a great podcaster. Tim Rattay And what's a what's another one? There was a Gino something. Who's the Brady Six?

Tim Rattay was definitely one of them. What Brady six, the six guys taken before him? yeah, uh, was Chad Pennington taken before him?

Maybe, yeah, you way to go, dude. No, I think he'd be a really good podcaster. No need to try it.

Please don't give him any ideas. Tom Brady If you're listening to some of my voice right now, Tom Brady could take your job and be better. Yeah, Mark Boulder, T. Martin, Chris Redmond, Spurgeon Win, Chad Pennington.

Oh, no, Tim Rattay, I was wrong. Solid careers.

Um, my cool throne is a chugging soda. Yes, there is this young Florida Panthers fan, and Jumbo tron chugged the whole bottle of soda like a beast. Yeah, respect.

Yeah, also cool, thrown, rough and rowdy. Yeah, Friday night, big cattle be there in West Virginia.

Rough and Rowdy 20.

Yeah, no, I agree. I hope he gets. I went to his house and interviewed him before the last fight. Really. Oh yeah, it's crazy.

How many guns does he have? He's got a lot he's doing, though he's fighting. If he doesn't get a knockout, he will catch no money.

No money. If he gets, if he doesn't get a knockout, if he knocks them out, he gets seven grand, I think. So, who's he fighting? Uh, the Irish?

Okay, Dave Portnoy, all right, got it, and he's not Irish.

He just has red hair.

How's that pot? Is he Scottish? No, I mean he. he might be Irish like two generations ago, but he's not from Ireland. Okay, got it.

He's Irish, got it, got it, it's like everyone on St. Patrick's got it.

Uh, okay, his liver is, Yeah, uh, let's get to Joel Damon. Awesome interview.

It's more full swing talk. It looks like the boys need to take a piss break. Uh, we have. It's a it's a mini fire fest, they they've stocked up on on instead of normal water bottles.

They're now one liter water bottles. I love these and I've just everyone's been pissing. We've been pissing a lot, I'm pissing clear right now.

I've never been this hydrated. Love it, Hank, you have to go to, like, three waters, all right, all right.

That's fine me and big cattle, me, big cat. Yeah. Chad Pennington. Over here, we'll finish this off.

I can, I can jug it, yeah, jug it, yeah, no, no.

Hey, go, you just asked if you could jug it, and I said, jug it, go to the bathroom, hank. No, no, no, no, no.

He needs to go in the jug, look, he got so low, you won't be able to do it. No, you won't. It's gonna be like Ed Sheeran all over again.

Dude, I'm a fucking road dog. Get out of here, you think I can't piss in a jug? Hey, Max, put the camera on. Hank. Okay, good.

Look at the Jerry, Jerry, Jerry angle. Are you going to put your dick on the show? You won't be able to do it. What are you talking about? I don't think you.

Look at me, look at me, what's up? Make eye contact. No, you can't do it.

Billy's going to walk it like, Jake's gonna report me to HR. If he sees me, probably come on, let's go shut up.

We'll wait to do the ad, we'll see you do it. I need to get an angle. Oh, what's up, Pilar?

Come on, Hank, shut the fuck up, just do the ad. I don't think you can do it. No, we're not doing the ad until you're done.

All right, well, this ad read is going to be presented to you by Hank's Hot Piss.

I just need to make sure it's not you can't do it. You've been talking about it for three minutes, shut up, it's not an issue.

Three minutes of talking, let's talk more. Pee. I apologize to my mom. I know she's going to get mad at me for this.

For what, peeing in a jug? Yeah, can you mic it up? Look how easy it is, hank?

That was fucking nothing.

That's fucking easiest thing in the world. I just pissed while you were preparing to piss. I pissed in that jug. I'm going, Oh, you are.

Yeah, what are you thinking about?

Oh, here comes Jake, Hey Jake, what's Hank doing?

Yeah.

Uh, you'll probably get halfway. I'm not good at metric system. All right, he's done and.

I mean, I've been crushing waters, yeah.

We don't have champagne. I didn't say it, I didn't.

All right, yeah, all right. So if I get the lottery ball, you have to take a sip of your own piss, and if you get it, I'll take a sip of my own piss.

And I have a pack, all right. Yeah, can you put a top on it? You fucking psycho?

That's crazy.

It's also hanging halfway off the edge. There's dip in his, too. That would make it so much worse. Yeah, wait a minute.

I'm drinking my own urine. Yeah, yeah, did you just piss in there? yeah.

I pissed in this one, too. I have the worst fire fest for Thursday. Okay, we're not going to end the show, say it now.

I got bit by a bunch of fleas. What the fuck, dude, how are you doing that? My dog came back from work, he was being kept.

Wait, your dog was at work. I was away at the PLL, I got my dog back, and then I was sitting on the couch. First night, thank God, and I started feeling, oh, shit, something just bit me, and then I realized he had fleas.

So it's just my couch, I'm clean, don't worry, but they itch so goddamn bad. I've been like, I've been like trying to keep it together because the benadryl just wore off.

Yeah, so you're sitting on that couch infested with fleas next to Jake. You're going to get Jake sick with fleas. No, no, no, no. We had our own hotel rooms.

No, no, right now, all right. No, no, no, I don't.

You can't carry them, it's not like that. I bet you could figure out a way to contract fleas. How'd your dog get them? Because he was at work?

No, but I caught it. he worked at the Flea factory. I caught him for the first time. Uh, no, I caught it early, thank God.

Cause the only place he was was my couch, so that's like ground zero, so we disinfected. I did the whole anti stuff, but I'm itching so badly right now, it is terrible. So is this better or worse than your, uh, your tiger infestations?

Um, this is actually, it's once a year I get hit with something I'm currently. Yeah, it's wild. Remember when you got bit by tigers and then you couldn't eat meat for the rest of your life? Nope, I'm out of the, I'm out of the window.

Actually, that's a shame. So I beat it, I beat Alpha Gal, I did know.

Uh, nevermind. Okay, don't translate.

Okay, you can do this, I know I know Carvana makes it so convenient to sell your car.

It's just hard to let go. My car and I have been through so much together. But look, you already have a great offer from Carvana. That was fast. Well, I know my lessons played in my heart, and those questions were easy.

You're almost there now to just accept the offer and schedule a pickup or drop off. How'd you do it? How are you so strong in letting go of your car? Well, I already made up my mind, and Carvana is so easy. Oh yeah.

True and sold. Go to Carvana.com to sell your car the convenient way. And now here's Joel Damon, Okay?

We now welcome on a very special guest. He is a two time top 10 finisher in majors. Uh, he is top 80 in the world in golfing. Is that right still?

What are you at right now? Probably closer to 90 top 100 in the world in golfing. He's also taken the world by storm with Uh, his episode of Uh in Full Swing, the Netflix documentary. Out now. It is Joel Damon, Joel Damon, thank you so much for joining us.

I think I speak for everyone when I say, you stole the hearts of, uh, people who watch Netflix documentaries because they have nothing else to watch in late February. Fair Well, thank you.

I mean, a lot of it is, I mean, I.

Would you say that that's fair, like, at your level, too?

It was I had to play well in the afternoon, um, it just seemed like the right thing to do at the right.

You wouldn't be on the PGA Tour, right? Like, that's correct. So it's like almost people forgot the very basic thing of like, obviously he knows he's very good at golf. There's just a difference between maybe you and the guys who are so insanely like, singularly focused that, uh, they like, it just consumes everything.

You have maybe a little bit more of a balanced life, is that fair to say?

And, um, like, golf does not consume who I am. I have an awesome wife. I, uh, my caddy and I are best friends. We hang out all the time, we go have some beers after rounds.

Sometimes we, you know, whatever that is, I'd like to go on vacations, I like to just kind of hang out. So when I'm on, when I'm playing golf, I'm very serious. I'm working hard, but I can shut it.

It's so sad how much he puts himself down. It's just like, Hey, there is, you know, it's. It's actually very similar to the Tony Finau episode. Like it doesn't. Just because, like, golf isn't everything to you, doesn't mean you don't care about it. And want to do well when you go out and play in tournaments. Right, exactly.

And I think that.

And I'm flying a private with my friends on American airlines often. So, uh, it's just a little like, you know, you get burned out from all the practice, from the travel, being away from your family like that, that all can take a toll.

So, but like, the one thing is length and, uh, you know, accuracy of C, and then your approach. Play into the green. So if you can, give yourself the most birdie chances after hitting a great drive and then after that, if you, the guys who win are the best putters of the best ball strikers. That week, a lot of people think, Oh, I want to make all the putts. Well, you have to get to the green first, uh, to to be able to make the putts, so these guys are.

Yeah, and so I think that's just the biggest separator where I'm not necessarily a bomber. I pretty average, uh, off the tee, I hit him very straight. I'm one of the most accurate guys, but I'm also 50 yards behind some of these guys.

Uh, and that's just a huge, huge difference.

No.

It's, it's.

And all of a sudden.

There's nothing more serious than taking steroids. Like, there's an arc there, I'm just saying.

Do you get? Do you get?

They're quote, unquote, random, but you get four or five, uh, piss tests a year and you're supposed to get one blood now. Because we're an Olympic sport, so it's kind of here they're free. I mean, if you're not doing anything too stupid, it's pretty hard to fail.

Joel, you're. I want you to listen to me. you're good at golf, man. Yeah, I want you to know that you're good.

Like, all right, so yeah, you and you, and like, all right, let's just play it out. You do steroids, you get busted, you get banned from the tour. We get to talk about it and make a lot of funny jokes.

You play the best member guests, you just drink and eat and you kind of hustle.

And, uh, we'd go out and play, but, uh, it's a little bit harder now to do it. But there's been a couple of times you show up and people don't know who you are and just kind of get a game, which is fun. But um, after a couple of holes, they kind of figured it out, so I haven't figured out the full sandbagging side of things yet. Uh, but I think it would be a ton of fun to be an undercover, or I think it'd be fun of. Like, Max home. And I went out to like as Muni and just like, had like, ruffled, like happy Gilmore and clothes and like these crappy clubs. And showed up to the first tee and and, uh, balled out on.

Yeah, you were talking in the.

We both know it. Oh, that's such a scratch, that's a that's, that's tough to hear. Genesis. Did you see him at the Genesis?

Can you call that a joke? Oh, yeah.

So you have to have like one guy who's like, you still suck, bro, and it might as well be.

I like that, I think I think he's going to win the U S Open. Uh, I don't know much about the Masters, I've been there, but I think he was open. It's a good. It's in L.A. you know where he's from?

He's got all those positive vibes and all those cool things, he says now in his mantra. So I think.

This is so bad, Max said. Uh, ask him how many white claws he drank when he shot 58 at his home course.

Like, we all know that feeling, so I think if you can somehow get there sober all the time, that'd be great. But that's just not realistic and the fun games we play. So, uh, yeah, it's easier after three or four beers to just find your zone and get after.

We actually had.

So it was kind of a blackout on the golf course side of things. Um, you know, I will. Clearly wasn't blacked out from the white gloves, but it was a, uh, you know, it was, it was. It was a moment that I probably will never return to on a golf course, but I'm glad it happened. That's incredible.

It might've been summer of 15. Um, just we're in Springfield, Missouri, uh, that is maybe the armpit of America. That is a tough area, that they're a great tournament.

Nice, so it's just the tough area, uh, so it's like a hundred million degrees, it's hot and humid, it's in July. And yeah, I thought it was a cut.

So we had some, some beverages and then, uh, it turns out I made the cut, so it was one of the first off Saturday morning. Uh, I was not feeling well that morning. There's possibly a video I might send you guys after this. Uh, if it's kept under wraps, it's pretty great. But, uh, feel myself walking into the first tee and not feeling so great.

I ended up making 10 birdies that day, shot nine under and was in a fifth place after that day. So, uh, there's been a couple of these things. I really don't do it that much anymore, like almost never, um, which is good.

But, uh, yeah, there were there was times when I in my younger days, uh, when I could handle a hangover.

No, not really. They're probably psychos. Uh, you would probably be a good time, you know what I mean, like it would. You probably don't, especially when you're not playing competitively. Take it that seriously.

It's like, a lot of, you know, they're, they're working and you know, whatever, 40, 50 or a week. So when they get off, like they're having the most fun, they're all of a sudden they're at their Disney land and I get to join them in their best part of their week. And we're going to drink and hang out and have a blast and kind of talk shit to each other. And, you know, gamble a little bit. So I, I love that I'm. I'm at a fun place called Mesa Country Club. The the Four play guys actually came out and did a scramble out there, but we it's just a great group of guys.

You just get together and you have a blast. And so if I hit the lottery, I don't know if I played PGA Tour Golf anymore, but I would still play golf all the time with my buddies. That's awesome. Is that? Is there a caddy that just walked by? Yeah, that is my caddy, Gino.

Does Gino want to come come over and say hi real quick? Do you know you want to come say hi to these guys?

Uh, I think they think your bald head is beautiful and they want you to come over here, said it needs his bald head needs shaved. I don't know how this audio work, but we're we're a close couple here anyway, so we can do it. Hey Gino, Hey Gino.

What's up, how's it going?

Sorry, technical difficulties. that wasn't a technical, that wasn't a technical difficulty.

You're in the wrong one. There we go. He needs a caddy. Oh yeah, why'd?

And I was like, I had a whole argument with you about why you should have hit an eight, but you won the argument and never.

If I was just randomly caddying for somebody else, I would never do that. So I kind of know my boundaries and what I can and cannot say or should not say. To Joel's. So, uh, I'm always mindful of it. I try to stay on the good side of the line there.