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You pick, I picked a little team called the Kansas City Chiefs to win over 11 and a half games. You got a good young quarterback I like, and a tight end. Jason Kelsey's brother plays tight end.

And he's pretty good. Okay, I had the Saints over seven and a half. I think they're not as bad as people think they are. Hank, what was yours? The bears?

Or in West Virginia, visit 1-800-Gambler.

There is violence and there's lots of work to be done. No place to hang out, to wash in, and you can't blame me.

Our minds, but in a good way, yeah, and we did the we did the clothes thing. Yesterday, we had Huey and pug, right pug went with you.

Even realize till now, one leg is horizontal, one leg is vertical. Yeah, your shorts are.

Hypnotizing, what the fuck? It's kind of cool. I've been wearing these shorts all day, it's like.

A magic eye thing for your crotch? What the hell Hank is rocking? A Daytona shirt? I would just.

Wear this outfit, Hank looks good, Max is wearing something. I look good, yeah.

It, Well, you were in a tank top. Yeah, well, we're in Cali, bro, we're in Cali.

The owner of the Shittiest bar in Mexico.

Good today, uh, but yeah, grit week, we're, uh, we're doing the damn thing. So we went, we watched hard knocks, shout out, Uh, Corby and Susanna, great awls. They opened up their home to us, they made Buffalo wings and Rosie, Rosie, the beautiful dog.

Not even a slight growl, it was a little I saw it. I was. It was a little hesitant that there was no growl. It was not hesitant towards any of us, it wasn't hesitant to me.

You guys suck. She rubbed up against my leg. I've got, I have dog hairs on my leg, but we.

We did it all we, we had a we had a great meet and greet in Long Beach, tons of awls came out. We met the kid whose head got stuck in the Jaguar statue, which we have him on the show later on.

Shout out to the guy that just brought me a football. He just came up to me and goes, Hey, pft, I brought you a football and handed it to me. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever given. This is the nicest present of all time, cause then you get to just have a football and.

Toss around. Hank called the awl soft as fuck cause they didn't give him any drugs.

I was just the last three or four meet and greets and we've walked away with like, a lot of weed. I was surprised that in California, of all places, that it didn't happen, but I don't.

I wouldn't have taken that anyway. You don't like them, that's fine, I love them, they're.

They were awesome, everybody was super cool today, yeah, so we had a great day and we we finished it with hard knocks. Uh, at Corby and Susanna's house, where you say.

You probably will before the interview, but quickly, since. I'm sure there's many, many people who will not understand the Jaguar kid. Because even our own producers were like, I don't even.

Know, Okay, that's fair, that's fair. Uh, there's a famous picture of from 1997..

I don't think that Hank appreciates the lure behind Jaguars. No, you hate the interview.

It's fine, it's a it's a 10 minute interview, it's a funny story, the guy even said, he said. ESPN in meeting and greeting while you guys were. He said the ESPN and the Jaguars have reached out to him to try to get him to do an interview.

I love that big cat. I was standing next to him as we started. You know, we're doing pictures and every maybe first or second or third picture, I can't believe he's.

Here, I couldn't, which I've never seen is a big deal. This kid is synonymous with Jaguar. I would say that the first like things that come to mind with Jaguars is Blake Bortles, and then probably Blake Bortles again, and then distant third Jaguars kid.

Uh, all right, so that's the we got a shitload for for everyone, but we should talk hard knocks.

Uh, which is great. I loved hard. It was a good, good first episode. I don't think that you did like it, I thought you didn't like it.

Swings during the episode. I understand the storytelling HBO has to do. I thought they were pretty heavy on the bad. Kill Williams highlights to start, but then they turned around. And, uh, I will say, right now, just watching it, I mean, Kill Williams has aura. He's. He's also got a fucking fat ass, which is good because that's power, uh, to drive the football down.

The field. I made a couple of notes during it, just right off the top, cause Big Cat did get.

Upset with how they showed? His first 10 minutes were just bad passes, We're just bad passes.

I was like, No, no, no, no. And the first five minutes, they did a montage of some silky.

Silky spirals. I had a great passes, it was a lot of bad passes. Great, yeah.

But they want w's, uh-huh. So I made a couple of notes here, just a big cat's initial thoughts behind it. Um, first thing, big cats, whoa you were? you were recording me when we were just watching.

Listen.

Thing with your team. All right, all right, you do the same thing. So that was the first one.

So after the gate, I don't. I think that's a totally normal thing to have my guard up. I'm trying to defend my guy, I'm watching out for negative things. After you, you hank, you went to jail for Tom Brady? Yeah, no.

After the gay thing, uh, next thing was he was stretching and big cat, says Caleb Williams has.

A nice ass he does. Yeah, he's got a fat ass. You've never made a sexual comment.

Drives the ball, he's got a good ass. But I think, as it went on, Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm I might be psychoanalyzing you a little bit. Yeah, this sounds like you're watching. This is from the first time, as there were only two things. But I think when they, they did use your clip, which was awesome at the beginning, when you said a hundred out of a hundred. Caleb Williams will be the best quarterback.

Expectations? No, I'm going to, I'm going to say wild shit all the time, just like you, just like Hank, yeah, we all say wild shit.

Do you want to talk about your gaff? Yeah, PFT is going to argue on my behalf on that one, okay?

Wait, have I just been deputized as his lawyer? I don't know. I didn't know. I feel like I was in a safe space in Corby and Susanna's house. I didn't know I was being watched as closely as.

I was being watched. We talk about things on the show that weren't personal. I get it, I know that.

Because I have my guard up, right? I'm I'm agreeing with you that I'm. I'm psychoanalyzing every moment. But it's because I've been battered. To a point where it's like, you know, like, when you drop your keys and your dog flinches, that's what I do when there's any negative thing.

I flinch. I think you might feel the pressure of giving expectations to Caleb. No, I don't feel.

The pressure at all, I'm going to give expectations to ever. I did the same thing with Justin Fields, I did the same thing with Mr. Biscay.

I'm going to flinch, okay, so Nick Saban sucks at karaoke, by the way, that's about, I agree.

I said that if you want to criticize Caleb Williams about anything, you can't sing.

Which is fine. Or read what he like, couldn't, he couldn't, even he wasn't even trying to sing.

This is why I have my defense up. This guy is going to see everybody in the national media being proven correct, everyone thinks he can't read, carry a defense or karaoke machine.

Drake may think he's good at karaoke. Definitely, I would rather my quarterback stink at karaoke.

Eberfluss I didn't understand, maybe this was just for cameras. And it is a show and that's what you know. The Caleb Williams, the the bad highlights that I was like, come on, show something good. I understand there's telling a story. Did Nick Saban and Matt Eberfluss? Never.

Have that conversation before? So I was, that made no sense. I was wondering that if you're Matt Eberfluss, it actually. It's good that they're having this now and they have Caleb, but I feel like they would have had that conversation when he got the job.

They 100 of that conversation, right? He's probably had that conversation, like he probably talks to Nick Saban every year. It's kind of like the the clip at the end, with Jonathan Owens clearly watching a tape recorded Simone Piles.

Yeah, so so Saban gets in, he talks about what can kill a quarterback, he's giving him advice, and then during that conversation, Max chimes in, Max, says Nick Saban. Not a great track record.

When developing quarterbacks, he's not a QB whisperer. Yeah, that's what they were. Just like, showing Nick Saban as like this wise, like, tell all coach which he is. But if you were to say one thing about Nick Saban, it's that he's not like a quarterback whisperer.

Then we started trying to think about quarterbacks that he's had no. But you took that as like a.

Defense against the Bears, for some reason, no. And then big cats, Oh yeah, it was yet.

Not my guard is up saying, like, Yeah, because you're like, why is this guy telling him about?

The quarterbacks and big cats. And I'm going to have my garden and hurts, and then I'm not.

Going to apologize for having my guard up, I want that very clear. Okay, memes? can memes back me up? You have your guard.

Superbowl So I love Max. He just kept saying that I was like, after he told us to do a long.

Shot pick and I said, Jets, yeah, but. But he's got his guard up, so he's like, Yeah, guard up, guard up. Anti-Florio of the year. It's natural to have your guard up.

During when we were watching it, that this was like Big Cats version of The Dynasty, The Patriots documentary, where Hank got his guard up. But I came up with, like.

Give me more football porn. I came around after they started showing Caleb's good stuff. I understand they're going to tell a story. They're like, Oh, he's a rookie.

So Max, the Jalen hurts comment when you said saving, not really, quarterback whisper, and they brought up hurts.

I got flustered like I normally do, actually, Corbin brought up hurts. He was like a he was.

Like, a fifth member of PMT, yup, that was a good job by him. He was just like, What about hurts?

Max I got flustered and came up with a bad answer. Then PFT was like, all you have to do is say that he got better when he went to Oklahoma. Yeah, he did, yeah.

True, yeah, he did, yeah, I, I, I listen, Max. I agree that. Nick Saban, I think that was just all like. They're like, we want Nick Saban in this. And we're going to have him do a conversation with Deaver Flues, a conversation they probably had a million times.

Taking fake notes, they had a very long montage of Maddie Bruce getting hot. Yeah, well, funk.

Our guy funk, he got funked up. Yeah, I don't know how I still feel about that.

Uh, I would feel I would feel better about it. He looks better because in some of the clips that they showed, feel good, feel good, play good. The last couple of seasons. When when he was, uh, he was bald faced and he was like, making these goofy, goofy facial gestures or facial expressions, um it. It made me like, repel in my chair a little bit, yeah.

And it's like, that guy's hot, yeah, oh, I forgot Nick Saban. The one funny part about Nick Saban was. It's like the best college coach of all time, this football genius, and he's also uses the dumbest argument in all of sports.

A rookie? Statistically, the better you are, it's. Every single person has been using that since.

Peyton Manning being like, if you're a rookie sucks, you're like, Well, Peyton Manning sucked. And to see Nick Saban use that same dumb logic was awesome. Uh, the star of the show was, uh.

The Canadian offensive lineman that that sang karaoke, Yes, I think he might actually be deaf. Yeah, uh, but it wasn't about the singing.

To get cut? Yeah, for sure, going to get cut, but that guy rocks, yeah.

He's the most American guy that I've ever met. Yeah, he was Canadian. It was cool when.

Williams said his signing bonus just cause everyone was like, Oh, fuck, and he was pointing at Ryan Polls. Uh, the Dj more thing was cool, he's an awesome guy getting all that money. It was also funny watching Kevin Warren sit there and like, read over the numbers at the end and like, Yeah, good deal.

Yeah, I understand that part of it, I. They did show a lot of his sick throws very early on. When they had the spirals, he had a very fuckable spiral. Uh, but yeah, there was the okay. He's struggling a little bit.

Did we feel it? We just had an earthquake? I've always wanted to feel an earthquake. 5.6. Oh.

Is that what the breaking news was? 5.6 How do we not feel it? Is that the big one?

Pug texted, texted our group chat and was like the whole hotel was shaking, the RV didn't move.

This thing is a fucking tank. Did it? You felt it? I thought it was just like someone shifting.

On the bus, that's a fat joke.

Tornado we've done, earthquake we've done it, we've, we've survived. I'm kind of pissed that I didn't feel it.

Didn't feel big shit, bad awareness. yeah, probably focused on how I fucked up the jail.

And hurts thing, yeah. Also, Max did say that he was hoping that, uh, kill Williams got hurt on.

The slip and slide, that's not true. That was Hank that said that. Oh, did Hank say that if he got?

Hurt on the side, you're not. Hey, listen, just a little tip for everyone out there, you're not.

Paranoid If everyone's out to get you, okay. I agreed, though I agree that it would have been.

A fact Have you guys seen San Andreas? What is that? What are you guys talking about?

San Andreas you and memes starts with an earthquake, then a tidal wave, then just.

Get hit by tidal wave. Do you think the earth knows that? It's great week? I think it would.

Probably need more than 5.

Earthquake? I know like, I, if I didn't feel it and we were just hanging out, then we could at least lie about it. But the fact that we were recording, we didn't talk about it, so everyone knows we didn't feel it.

Of those cameras, real quick, Oh yeah, there's here. Oh my god. oh shit, what an earthquake.

Oh, yeah, I don't, I'm done watching this show, I'm going to have to just.

But I'm just I, I'm like, usually August is when I like, reserve my energy. Getting ready for the the battles I'm going to go into, and now I feel like I have to fight the battles early and it.

Just I don't know why, don't you Buddha? Ben just tweeted Whoa big earthquake hashtag los.

AnGEles Wow, what are you going to say, Max I? I would be so excited if my team was on one something, but it's like, you, you've won some more football, yeah.

Like, you get to be your, your team's not a joke if no, if the commanders were on.

If they are a joke, I would absolutely love that. You think that it's not like you think that everyone's out to get you. When they are, I don't think they are, yeah, you guys.

Were wishing kill well, he's got hurt on the slip and slide, that would someone brought it up.

Like, they were getting all of that slip and slide with like no footing at the end of that.

I agree that they were very. It made me nervous if it was another team, but when you vocalize it.

I was like, he's out okay, so so, so, if this, if this was like the Steelers, and we were watching the Steelers, our docs. And Russell Wilson was on a slip and slide, cause he couldn't slide. I wouldn't give a fuck, and and you said, like, I wouldn't give a fuck.

Was the commanders on the hard knocks and someone said that you would have the same reaction?

You'd be like, shut up, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying. If somebody said that, you would agree, yes, objectively, it would be funny. No shit, yeah.

You'd react the same way. That's why I'd be upset. I'd be upset. Yes, Max would be upset.

I would say, shut up, don't say that if he. if he got up, gimpy, yeah.

It would be the same thing, and if it was a team that wasn't my team, I would have no problem. That's how all of us react, guards up, but that's how everyone reacts to fandom.

I would love to see just I'm with Max where it's like, if we get five weeks of extra commanders content, I would be. But again, I'm not in the trenches. No, yeah, you're not a man in the arena.

You're not, you're not right there right now. It's I'm going to watch every second. I just I wish I didn't have to have my guard up this early. That's all. And we're a joke.

It's very funny seeing a guy who's been like main character his entire life not be main character. He still thinks that he's main character, right? Hank, What did Tatum play? Yep.

Forth And who's better? Uh, No, I mean, it's a team game. The USA won. Embiid played well.

Played well, Embiid had a monster game. Monster Game only played half. Why?

Yeah, I mean, today was domination, and who will we play next? We play, uh?

Djokic, Serbia Oh, sorry. Is Embiid going to go home for that game? No, he's going to fucking dominate, he's not in altitude.

I don't know, bro, I don't know why.

The USA basketball is is the is just reach reach city for takes.

Yeah, a hundred percent. Unless your guys play well, then it rocks. No, it's a complete. Everything we've said has been a reach on U.S.A. basketball, yeah.

Now I'm thinking, now I'm feeling the phantom quakes because I want to feel them. They go shake it, shake it. My guard would probably be a little bit up, yeah.

Also, be I would be all have our guards up. When our teams are under the microscope. I'd be excited. I'd be excited about having the team. I am excited, but guards up always got to get your guards up.

He's ready to go. No, when you win a, when you win a championship, who cares, that hurts?

Yeah, that's true. He's right. No, he's right about that. You're actually absolutely right. You're absolutely right about that.

A day, Uh, I was going to say, I think he's made like $10 million. It's crazy, crazy, it's good money.

Mean, he's got a small dick, though it might, that's fine. Gold medalist, world record model girlfriend who cares?

Oh, you think he's a little smaller? No, I mean, he's an athletic freak, but, uh, he's probably, I don't know. He might be like five, 10 or six. Well, he can't be that big of an athletic freak.

He needs a pole. Yeah, we had to run fast as fuck. Did he respond to you when when you selected?

Pole vaulting. Yeah, he's like, you're the dumbest person all the time. I almost filmed a video with him.

Been great. Yeah, uh, but yeah, shout out to Mondo. Oh we. We buried the lead at the start of the show. Congratulations to the Chicago White Sox.

Oakland Athletics today So 21 games in a row snapped. Yeah. Also, did you guys see today that Schefter was doing a weird thing? He was, uh, it was very smart of him.

Oh, so, does that mean he's actually QB two? I think so are we? I said Field was starting.

We're doing Terrence Howard math right now. I don't know, but it was I saw she. He had a flurry of them and I was like, Cause I have alerts on for shefty. And each one that came in. I was like, these are going to do numbers. Because it's basically like this first round pick is the second quarter, which doesn't mean anything, but it just gives fodder for everyone, yeah.

Listen, we all we need content this time of year, correct? we need stuff to argue about, correct, just give us a list.

Anything else? Before we do hot seat, cool throne and then get to the rest of the show. It's been a great day. Yeah, I can't believe we played a basketball this morning. I get everything.

Patriots Oh, I had them too on my hot seat brand, uh. Rumors were hustling and bustling. It seemed like we were going to pick up a stud wide receiver, number one wide receiver for a new quarterback. And then the report. The report came out on Monday.

But apparently it's not the Patriots. And Kyle Shanahan said something along the lines of, It's hard to get better as a team when you lose a great player, right? So I don't, I just don't.

Know how? The details aren't confirmed or out, but I was hoping it was going to be the Patriots.

Yeah, so I think it means he doesn't want to come, that's what it means. So so what happened, what happened was the Patriots? When the word got out there, that things fell apart, they issued a statement. Being like, we're full steam ahead and we love the guys we have, so we're no longer going to pursue that.

Brandon Iuk is even doing the whole training camp. Even though he's like, I don't want to be here. And I want to be traded, but also I haven't agreed to a trade, but you guys have agreed to a trade.

I don't think he's done that, but it's like very similar to what Debo did a couple of years ago, but then Debo got the deal done. So IUK probably thought, maybe this is going to happen. Yeah, now he's either going to be a steeler or Brown.

Yeah, I mean, they also, yeah, they just draft great wide receivers, they never need a trade.

For them, okay, good hot seat, my cool throne is the market. We're good.

Did you, oh, you said World War III, you said World War III?

I said Black Monday, but it was more of like a light gray, it was chill.

Well, what happened was Hank.

Longer Black Monday? Yeah, I got to do some more research into Japan, but I think it's all Japan's got to play a big role. They fucked us up, I think, but now they're like, I don't know.

Print more money.

Um, no, I think that's the issue, I think.-.

But not if you print more money.

No, that's bad.

No, but if you okay, so if you're out-.

That's what happened to, uh-.

Right, but just keep printing money.

Who had a threat on a country about this the other day? Oh, no.

Oh, which country was it?

It was either Chile or Argentina.

They just kept on printing money.

Yeah, they were like they were a booming economy in the thirties.

But that's the problem.

I think it was Argentina.

I think you're probably thinking of Germany, but anyway-.

In Germany, they had to carry cash around in wheelbarrows.

But see, my theory is that they just didn't, they stopped. You got to go through the wall. So, like, when you're like, Oh, we printed so much money that it doesn't like it's not worth anything, that's when you print even more money.

Right?

You can't quit printing money, you got to be committed to printing the money.

And then when people are like, you print too much money, then you have to print more money than you originally. Correct? If you print twice as much money as you did the time before, then you're good, right?

You just have to be committed, it's almost like you're just not committed all the way to the process. The process is printing money, and the minute you stop printing the money, it ends, right.

Yeah.

Listen, any of our econ takes that are incorrect blame Hank Lockwood because he hasn't taught us anything.

It's true.

Yeah, we need that lesson.

Also Ruffin Rowdy.

Yeah, that was my Cooltron.

Okay, never mind.

I'll talk about Ruffin, Rowdy, Cooltron, all right, Pft, your hot seat.

Hank stole my hot seat with New England Patriots, but that's fine, so I'll just think of something else that I. Oh, hot seat. Arizona CARDINALs No hot seat is people in Arizona's teeth. Because the Cardinals just released a new dessert that they're selling at the stadium. Which I'm convinced that teams do this just to get impressions on social media. I don't think that many people actually order them, but they're looking for the next epic meal that is sold at a stadium. And so they released a candy, was it cotton candy?

Remember early part of my take? We had the idea we were going to create a fake team and then create fake menus. To then try to dupe Darren Revelle. And it was going to be like a shit in a frito.

Yeah.

And then I created the account and we said it was gonna be like the Montana Black Bears or something. Yeah, but I did. Montana's state code is M-N.

M-t And you did m-n from Minnesota.

No, I did m-o.

For Missouri.

For Missouri. And then I just quit.

That's a good idea.

Yeah, that was the whole story. Huey, maybe that's something for you, you ever shit in Frito?

Would you, Dorito?

No, have you shit in any type of chip?

Weirdest place you pooped?

That would have been awesome if you just dropped like my ex-girlfriend's face.

Or if it was like a bag of candy, never chip.

Yeah, in my hand, okay, your cool throne.

My cool throne is internet debates. Because there was a take. I think Draymond Green put this out there. He said. That the 1992 dream team, the original dream team, he said, it would spank the current one.

Oh, I don't know, I didn't see this.

Yeah, I think he said that, yeah, yeah, it was.-.

How can you say that if you're a current N.B.A. player?

Well, he's a throwback.

Yeah, because he sees himself as being like Dennis Rodman, right?

He's a throwback guy born in the wrong era.

I think that's true, I think that the original dream, you don't think so, Hank.

No.

Modern game, more shooting. Like if it was if you literally took them in a time machine and dropped them in 2024, the 2024 team would smoke them.

I don't know smoke. I disagree about smoke. smoke is not. smoke is not the right word.

If it was the same players and they were playing the same type of style of basketball.-.

Smoke's not the right word. They went on a 46-to-1 run at one point.

Smoke's not the right word.

Yeah, the other countries didn't start playing basketball until after that.

Have you ever heard of Arvidas Sabonis?

Also, I fucked it up, he said. Quite frankly, I'm taking the 2024 dream team.

Oh, okay.

Seven days a week.

That's what I'm saying.

You can't be a current NBA player-.

I got a better, dumb debate for you.

I got a better dumb, I got a better dumb. Internet debate for you. You ready for this? Maggie Gray, who hosts a show with our friend McLovin? Oh, this is a good one.

This is valid.

She had the take. Can you really brag about being the fastest person on earth if you win a race by 0?

So, when you win a race by 0.

Yes.

Okay, then? no, she's wrong.

It's crazy, I don't understand the argument. Yes, you can brag, you won the Olympic gold for fastest person.

By how much?

But you won.

How did we, by how much?

But you won, doesn't matter how much.

I think a better debate off that would be. Can you really brag about being the fastest man alive if you win the 100 meter dash? because who decided that was the fastest man alive? Yeah, true, why not 40 meter dash? why not 40??

Why not a five meter dash?

Yeah.

Get off, but yeah, I think Noah Lyles can if you win the gold medal. -.

Yes, you won the gold medal.

Did he set a world record, too?

No, no, no, that's Usain Bolt.

Oh, that's right.

He can brag about being the fastest person to ever live, which is pretty cool.

All right, my hot seat is Kyle Kuzma. I follow this account called NBA Alerts, which is very funny.

The Celtics are-.

Uh-oh, so this was Kyle Kuzma this morning 5.14 a.m. Pacific time, NBA Alerts tweeted Kyle Kuzma is now following Ms. Thick overload.

Oh.

And then, at 7.

How long was that?

It was about two hours.

He lasted pretty long.

I clicked on Ms. Thick overload she has, it's just straight porn.

Oh.

Just straight up porn. Yep, there it is.

All right, first tweet, my pussy said, Hi.

Yeah.

Yeah, hi back.

That's a brutal one, though, to have that, and that's also way too early in the morning to be that horny.

We're on the West Coast, but even still it's 8 a.m. Yeah, you're right.

I mean, that's 8 a.m. To be following Ms. Thick overload.

I might toss her a follow here, Yeah, I'll tweet.

PFT commenters now following Ms. Thick overload.

I'm following her just so that I know what my favorite players are doing in their free time. Yes.

And then my cool throne is Ruffin rowdy. This Friday, Ruffin rowdy. We're going to Wheeling West Virginia. We have a retirement match between our guy Mikey Betts and the Abel Brothers. He's fighting on behalf of Frank the Tank. It's going to be awesome.

Shout out, Laurie.

Not worth that much money.

How much would you pay him?

I'd pay him $35.

Okay.

So you think Danny Ainge?

Yeah.

He overpaid him by $20 million. He's not on your team anymore. Huey Analytics.

I mean, that's just two recurring guests, yeah.

Laurie was on the show. He's a rich man who's going to be an All-NBA player one day, yeah.

So why wouldn't you pay him?

All right, I shouldn't have said All-NBA, all-star, I was about to dump in a little bit about that. And also he'll be a back-to-back all-star again.

The trade deadline thing is interesting. That's kind of a weird....

It's only one day.

If you're the Utah Jazz, you think, like this year, you might be like, man, if we had those extra $15 million, we could win a championship.

No, but what you're going to now do is have to.

Yeah.

So if we don't trade him today or that one day, then he's ours, but we are paying him in a way to where we could trade him.

That would kind of rock.

Exciting day for everyone.

Yeah, that would kind of rock if it was like that. With every player. You have 24 hours to trade and then you can't do shit, you just have to live. It's called consequences of your own actions, you have to live with them.

Yeah, well, and it could be, God forbid, some tampering a few days before.

I don't think that would happen.

The N.B.A. is not known for that, so I wouldn't think that. Okay, my cool throne pitbull. Yes, we should have mentioned this.

Sorry.

What are you guys doing?

It's a podcast.

Yeah, memes is distracting.

What are you guys doing?

He's looking up.

You have to share with the class.

Talking about school lunches.

What is going on?

Memes is.

He was talking about pitbull, what's going on? Memes. Hank almost just pressed retweet from the part of my take account that said, Sorry. But I will never understand people being against free meals for kids in school. I do not give a shit in families who can't afford lunch, get free lunch, feed the fucking kids. I just got distracted.

I was just trying to hit retweet on something.

That was a tweet.

Got it? I should have mentioned that. What's his name, Tim? what's his name?

Tim Walls.

Tim Walls football guy.

Football guy ran a 4-4..

Non-political football guy.

Ran a 4-4 defense. I don't know if that plays at all levels, but it played in Minnesota High School.

But you took them from like an 0-17 to three state titles.

Three state.

We haven't had a football coach or like a football guy.

Gerald Ford would be the last one, yeah.

Is he the only president that was never elected?

That's a good question, I don't know.

I think he was Washington.

Was George? I think he won the first election.

Yeah.

Yeah, democracy was built on....

Uh, Lennon.

Andrew Johnson is the one.

Right because he took over for Lincoln, mighty, killed Lincoln, and then he got impeached, and then I think he said, Fuck you guys, I'm out.

Gerald Ford did not get elected. Iguodala Yeah, he took over for Richard Nixon and that was it.

Yeah, but Joe.

What is going on over here?

Hank is on his demon time. He's just like, What is going on?

I know I just.

What did you say?

Iguodala.

Oh, wait, so.

Wait, what iguodala?

I don't know president.

You're just.

He's president of the Players Association.

Oh, Andrew Johnson did not.

I don't think so.