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We do hot seat, cool throne, which I'm sure we're very well prepared for. I am, yeah, and pardon your take to finish it.
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Today is Wednesday, February 14th. Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day, let's go guys.
You guys getting each other anything here?
Um, yeah, I got you some lingerie.
Thank you, I've been needing some.
So just to set the stage, Jake, what are you doing? Jake's showing a valentine?
Oh, he's doing the Taylor Swift heart that he invented Valentine's Day.
Gross Taylor Swift heart Alright, so just to set the stage, it is 3 in the morning. Right now. We've been streaming our horrifically awful attempt at hitting 41 free throws in a row for the last 13 hours. No 11 hours.
11 hours, it probably will go for another 13 hours. We are literally in hell.
And so we figured, let's just record the podcast right now. Because by the time we finish this thing, we will have not slept for like, 48 hours and we'd be speaking. Gibberish. You get the last bits of brain cells that we have left running around in the top of our head.
Yeah, it feels like my skull is in a knife fight against my neck and we're soldiering through it. And Big Cat has probably what 600 points.
Yeah, 600.
Cumulative tonight, I think I've probably got about that many rebounds. Hank has that many minutes sitting on the couch, so we're all exhausted right now. I got benched.
I just want to say.
I'm here. I just want to say to anyone out there. If you ever thought it'd be fun to like, Hey, let's just try to hit 41 free throws in a row with your friends. It's not fun, it's not fun.
It's not fun, especially if a lot of your friends don't play basketball, it's not fun. We had a little moment where I thought it was going to happen when Pat Bev came in. Shout out to Pat Bev.
Made the drive down from Milwaukee tonight. The middle of the night, showed up and he just got to the line. He was wet. He made, like, I think, 12 in a row, something like that.
The vibes were so high, vibes were high.
So the worst part about this entire experiment is right at the start of it. You guys got down to three shots left.
At 6.
30.
After the first two hours.
I looked at Hank, it was down to three shots, I looked at Hank and we both had this look like, Oh fuck, we're going home for dinner.
Yeah, who's had more shots today, you or Patrick Bohm Sr..?
Patrick Bohm Jr. looked like he was. Did you see him at Disney World? Yeah, or Disneyland?
Disney World is the one in Florida.
They were at land because it was closer to Vegas.
They're in California. But he looked like he'd been partying all night in Vegas and then was forced to go to Disney World or Land. Which was very funny. He also said something interesting, which we kind of alluded to on Sunday.
Credit to us. He said that Andy Reid had already explained to the Chiefs that they were going to go for two if the 49ers had scored the first touchdown.
Yeah, there was a plan. Chris Jones We talked about that on Sunday, yeah.
I don't remember anything.
Yeah, so Chris Jones. The Chiefs were very well prepared for this exact scenario. More and more interviews with different 49ers came out and they all said that they hadn't really talked about it. Yeah, so I don't necessarily know if Kyle Shanahan talked to an analytics guy.
I think there was probably some guy on the sideline with glasses and Kyle was like, what should we do? And he goes like, you always receive the kickoff. So I think that's what the Niners planned to do. It did end up fucking them. I actually had a thought this morning because I woke up just one thought. I woke up still thinking about the Super Bowl.
Mm-hmm.
If you do get the ball first in overtime and you score, should you preemptively go for two?
Yeah, well, I was thinking that as well. I don't think you would, because then the other team could win with an extra point.
If you don't get it.
If you don't get it.
But it's something to think about.
Yeah, that would be the only thing that could save the 49ers if they said, yeah. Our plan was to go for two if we scored a touchdown, even though we didn't score a touchdown.
Dan Campbell definitely would have gone for two.
Yeah, definitely.
In thinking back to the Super Bowl and the cleanup that we have of it, it really just goes back to the overtime decision. And there's one other play that stuck out when I was kind of going back through it all and watching it. It was in overtime when the 49ers had gone down to. I think Chris McCaffrey ran that ball to like the 19th, second and two. And remember when we were watching the game and we're like, Who's number nine?
Why is he on the field? George Kittle was back from being in the locker room, he was ready to get back in. Chris McCaffrey had come out of the game because he needed a blow. And why didn't Kyle Shanahan use a timeout there to be like, Hey, we should have George Kittle and Chris McCaffrey on the field instead of Elijah Mitchell? And the guy who got a holding penalty against him?
Yeah, they didn't even go Ray Ray, they passed over. they took Ray Ray out of the game because Ray Ray was on fire at that point.
They put that guy into block and he committed just an egregious holding penalty.
And I also think that the other thing people were talking about a day later was Kyle Shanahan. His offense sputtering in the beginning of the second half. When they could have really stepped on the Chiefs, and they never really took that moment. I went back through, people were like, Oh, he abandoned the run, I never thought they fully abandoned the run. They had some bad penalties to start, a couple of those drives that put them in bad spots.
And I don't know, it just just sucks. I don't think Kyle Shanahan is not going to get over this for a long time, yeah.
This is a label that's going to wear on him, it is what he is at this point. Until he wins a Super Bowl, we're just going to say, Yeah, Kyle Shanahan is the guy that can't win a Super Bowl and it sucks because he's a good coach. But he did run up against Patrick Mahomes, who, by the way, I don't know if you saw this.
Hank You'll appreciate this, your good friend, our dear friend. Mike Florio wrote an article praising Patrick Mahomes. Because he just set another all-time record in the Super Bowl. Oh, most fumble recoveries ever in the Super Bowl by a single quarterback, and so he has that record.
That seems like a record that didn't get tracked until, like, 2002.
Also, is that just the bad snaps?
It's a combination of bad snaps and also him having fumbles forced against him, yeah, and he picks those up.
But was it like the three snaps that were so low that you had to pick them up off the ground?
I think that probably had a lot to do with it, yeah.
Because I was seeing people saying that the Chiefs recovered like six fumbles, I don't remember that many fumbles.
If it just skips to you, is that a fumble?
Yeah, Mike Florio also is trying to get Andy Reid to retire.
He is trying very hard.
Yeah, we kid Mike, we're joking.
We joke like that.
Just because we love Mike.
Yeah, it's Valentine's Day, Mike, we love you.
So, by the way, shout out to her Valentine's Day. Sorry Miley, I'm sticking with her.
Oh, you are, yeah.
I've done a deep dive into her catalog today.
Oh nice.
Pretty impressive, nice deep dive. She really knows that, never mind.
Okay, so at the end of this article by Florio, he said, Does anybody think Mahomes won't be back to the Super Bowl? He's 28, he's only getting better. He'll soon reach supercomputer status.
Whoa, where he'll know what to do before each play starts. Oh so.
I feel like he already has that.
He's just becoming AI. We've got AI Mahomes that Florio thinks is going to start getting developed this offseason. Yeah, I don't know, but I like the idea of a supercomputer quarterback.
Yeah, I do, too. So supercomputer Mahomes, mm-hmm. Going to go after everyone.
He's going to get Neuralink.
It looked like the party afterwards was very fun. Uh, Travis, Kelsey and Taylor Swift were singing Taylor Swift songs. Mm-hmm. It was squad goals, it was so fucking romantic.
Me and who?
What?
If you're going to do Taylor Swift lyrics to me right now at this hour, No.
That's just girls seeing those videos being like me and who me and who? Oh, like, like, one day I'll find my Travis. Yeah, like I'm Taylor Swift.
And who is my my like Hall of Fame tight end who just won his third Super Bowl? Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Me and who?
Goals, Yeah, it's honestly goals.
It's, it's big time goals.
I just something weird's going on with women in America right now, why they think that they are, too.
Okay, go wait, hold on women in America, hold on. okay, let me let me just get my seat so I can go back a little.
Yeah, go ahead.
All right, and I, I do have my gesturing pin out right now.
Yeah.
Shout out pug, shout out pug, pug. Uh, every woman in America thinks she's Taylor Swift.
Yes, that is a fact.
Yeah, it's a fact like they're living vicariously through Taylor Swift. There will be guys that get plastic surgery to look more like Travis Kelsey, so they can start dating women, and every guy is living vicariously through Travis. Because they just want to win a Super Bowl, I'm not.
No, Hank's right because they want to win a Super Bowl.
I feel like there was a little bit of time where I live vicariously through, like Johnny Bananas, that was about it, yeah.
Oh, I live vicariously through Jackass. I was like, that's just me and my friends. Yeah, Johnny Manziel.
Eh.
Yeah.
At A&M.
Yeah, I don't know, like, I guess, living vicariously, though. I'm saying like, Johnny Manziel was an incredible quarterback, so I was like, I'm not going to be an incredible quarterback.
Johnny Bananas.
Is a regular guy who just dominated the challenge. I was like, that could be me, you know, I was on real world.
What do you think? The dude equivalent of Taylor Swift is like a guy that every dude goes nuts? I think it's John Daly.
It might be John Daly. There was a TikTok saying it was Shane Gillis. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Shane is definitely, yeah.
Every woman's like, I want to find true love and settle down and just be happy for the rest of my life. Every dude's like, I want to get fucking hammered.
Yeah, all the time it's like a perfect, it's the perfect rom-com. Whenever they have, like, the perfect 10 female lead and then like, a kind of a gross, pudgy male lead, and you're like, Yeah, of course, he's got them, yeah.
I blame commercials for that.
I blame King of Queens.
King of Queens sitcoms and commercials.
And Seinfeld, because Stanza had the fucking hottest girlfriends he did.
Kramer got some babes too. Yeah, but yeah, every commercial you see it's a big schlubby guy with a hot wife, and he's like, Oh my, he had hot girlfriend Marissa Tomei dude.
He had the fucking model, remember? he had the model picture, yeah.
But that was one episode and he, you know, he had the picture.
And he lost it. Oh, he had some hot girlfriends. It's kind of crazy that Jerry didn't get AIDS.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, I guess it was a little bit past his, like, early nineties, but he fucking slept around. Yeah, he was very promiscuous.
There were definitely some there was. There was an episode that Larry David wrote about, one of them getting an STD.
Yeah, what do you say, Max? I just wanted to.
Make sure that everyone remembered that you haven't slept for 15 hours. This is the Valentine's Day episode, Hey.
Why didn't Jerry Seinfeld get AIDs?
Maybe he did get AIDs and that's why they cut the show short. Oh, that's true, maybe it was implied. It's like, Well, we don't really know how to wrap this up. he obviously has AIDS.
Yeah, wait, wait, we're talking about.
Just frumpy dudes in commercials. And it's always a hot chick, and he's always like complaining about his nagging bitch wife, who's way too hot for him.
I'm just picking my nose, so hardcore on the on this.
I also just realized I said 15 hours, that would be nine hours of sleep, that's plenty. Balls, yeah.
No, I'm on, I mean, I. You guys are probably in the same boat. But with Off of the Vegas trip, it's like, the last four days I maybe have slept total of like nine hours total.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad, it's getting a little, it's getting a little foggy up in the old dome.
Uh, we do have another storyline from the Super Bowl we should probably talk about. The ratings came out. Oh, turns out, a lot of people watched the Super Bowl this year.
Most watched.
Most watched show of all time? Wow, and that it beat the moon landing.
Feels good to be part of history, yeah.
It does.
We fucking watched, we watched.
We watched the one thing that everybody else watched.
Fuck, yes, what are you having?
My favorite tweets of all time from Glenny Balls. When he said, I've been up for 16 hours and traveled from Long Island at 4am, everyone's like.
That's a regular day, Glenny 16 hours is.
What? 8am to midnight? Yeah, I'm up, I'm up for 16 hours.
I'm literally up, it's, I'm up 7 to 11 every single day, no matter what.
I can't get my solid 10 hours of sleep tonight, it sucks.
That's incredible.
What were you saying? Oh, I beat the moon land.
112.
In your face million.
Hey, you guys can't laugh at us because you go, you said you want to do the podcast right now?
In your face, I love this, this episode rocks.
This episode does rock.
The moon kind of overrated, by the way. I think we've discussed that before the pie.
Yeah, I'd agree. Was not made out of cheese.
Was the moon have, except for predicting lines games? True? That's, yeah, that's a valid point. Also, it used to protect us against asteroids.
That's why there's all those craters on there, haven't seen asteroid hit the moon in millions of years. Worthless piece of shit.
It was supposed to be our.
Fullback, it was our fullback, but the fullback got phased out. We're running the spread offense now.
What else do we got? what else?
Landing and the Super Bowl also both government psyops. Yeah, something interesting to think about. Backs.
Oh, let's read a couple headlines real quick, and then we'll do Hot secret. Jason Kelsey also rocked.
At the after-party.
And that was.
My cool.
That was my hot seat.
Victor Women Yama had a triple double and he had 10 blocks.
Oh, fuck, yes.
So, not a bust.
Not a bust at all. Steelers released three players, including QB Mitch Risky. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that might be a good match.
You love something, set it free.
I think that might be it for.
Kill Williams had a GQ spread.
He did some spread.
Some spread, you can have them.
Okay.
All right, I'll take it, Listen, I.
Don't know, man, like I just said, this might just be 3 a.m talking. I do want him on the Bears, but like, you got to play in the NFL first, dude.
You got to know the picture.
Up a lot of bulletin board material on himself.
Well, the last, like full year, yeah, there's another draft pick that.
Aaron Be good for a little bit and then you could do anything you want.
There's another draft pick that were addressing. A photo shoot for magazine went by the name of Ricky Williams. True turned out, okay.
Mike Dick Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Mike Dick got married to Ricky Williams, Yeah.
Yeah.
Legally.
There's Rob Ricky's.
Way hotter than Mike Dick.
I don't know, Dick was kind of hot back then.
He was in 2000.
Dick Dick was in his prime, that wasn't his prime, but like in his prime, he was a good-looking dude.
No, I agree, I strong.
That's what men used to be.
I agree, I think the 70s, 80s, 90s dick, that's a guy, that's a man, you can set your watch to 2000s, dick is a little.
Chunkier.
No, thank you to 2010s Dick, 2020s Dick a Hot again, yeah.
Daddy Yeah, no, he was. yeah, no, Dick was.
That was what, like the strong men in the world look like, they all look like dick.
Okay.
What else, what else we got there?
Change that, How about that? D? He did, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Phoenix Open changed there.
They're going to change the rules because of this weekend.
All right, that makes sense. Not, I don't like it.
That's a good not.
Yeah, I fucking got everyone. I think I bet you there was one person in the car. It was like, Oh, shit, they're in for it, not.
I think you will see a complete operational change of how we manage really on our Friday and Saturday, not only on the Friday and Saturday, but the entire week. We're very proud of what we've built. We've been the tournament of the year on the PGA Tour, five of the last seven years. But we don't like what happened on Saturday, the players don't like what happened on Saturday.
Our fans don't like what happened on Saturday and so nothing is off the table. If you acted up like that at a live event, what do you think they do?
Hmm, probably give you a lifetime contract.
Cut your liver out.
Yeah, one or the other, yeah, that's kind of the two paths with the live events, the bone saw. Or you get a billion dollar contract.
We should start our own golf league. Mandatory. Drunk fans, we breathalyze you on the way in.
Yeah, yeah, you have to be, you have. You cannot get into the golf match unless it's your, you blow a point, two or higher.
Yep, I like that, I like that a lot.
That would be great. Uh, okay, anything else? anything else from anyone, about anything, literally anything.
We did. Jerry Seinfeld has AIDS and and the moon landing.
So I think we're good, I think we covered all the sports.
We could talk about anything.
We've talked about all the sports, this.
Morning, I think I saw something about the 49ers, 49ers players didn't know the rules. Yeah, they do.
We talked about that memes.
I asked Max if we talked about that. Yeah, we did, we did. They did not know the rules. It confirmed yet again that we know ball.
There's a lot of people were saying, we're stupid. The Niners defense was gassed. No, they need to.
Make that the regular season overtime rule. I really don't.
Understand, you know what, Jake? I think I agree with you. Because it's weird having different rules for overtimes. And the excitement factor, and the strategy and the risk involved is, it's so different. And it's also more football because it's such a.
Gray area you don't like there is no clear-cut decision on.
Whether or not to get the ball or not.
Or they should just do college football overtime, which always has been the superior overtime.
By far. And there's some people out there that hate college overtime and think it makes a mockery of the game. No, they go out there, they play football, it's good football.
Do you know what they should do? They should do college football overtime, no kicking.
Yeah.
It's just score a touchdown from the 25.
Like, flag football, what? No, no, well, there's no kicking, are you saying?
No, I'm just saying.
Everyone can hit a field goal in the N.FL from 25.
Like, when you're.
Playing flag football, it's either you score a touchdown or you turn the ball over.
Yeah, it's flag football, no field goal.
Yeah, it's flag football, you can still punt.
If you want to.
Yeah, you can punt if you want to.
There would be some hilarious coaches.
I'm just saying, you just only can score a touchdown.
Todd Bowles would figure out a way to punt in that overtime scenario.
Yeah, or maybe do the drop kick, field goal. Yeah, Jake, everyone loved your halftime. Boomer, congratulations.
I'm glad it worked out.
It was awesome, thank you, it was awesome.
Appreciate it.
What we got to get Jake in the booth, like the recording booth.
Oh, yeah, yeah, singing some songs, doing a song.
I'll do it.
Imagine if we had Jake do wet-ass pussy?
He should.
We should actually make a song out of the Ray Allen tweet.
Yeah.
Just called, I'm getting there.
Yeah.
And we'll auto-tune the Fuck Out of You Jake Girl Week song Don't We Always Do?
A Girl Week song.
We have someone to take on me. Remix No, but like, we should do an original song, we'll use that. Yeah, we'll use that tonight. That song is a banger.
Oh my god.
All right, let's do hot seat, cool drone, and then we'll get to RG3..
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Oh, that's my hot seat.
Okay, my hot seat is love. Why is that? Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan broke up.
Broke up, No.
Fuck.
Why would it happen if they're not going to make it? I don't, I just don't know if anyone is in this world. I know it's Valentine's Day, but.
No.
Just a huge bummer. I would always look at them and be like me and who?
Me and who think MJ and Scotty will talk again?
They're probably like, Hell, yeah.
Yeah.
No, probably not.
Yeah, no, probably not. We just nailed that enough.
And then my cool throne. It would be very funny if, like, if he like, texted and was like, Hey man, now I get it like, I'm sorry, that was kind of fucked up on my part. I can see that now.
Yeah.
More like, Marcus Jordan probably texted Michael Jordan like, Yeah, you were right, probably shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, yeah, good point, okay, and your cool throne.
Jason Kelsey.
Absolutely, blackout drunk at the at the after party looked like a.
Two sodas guy.
Every, every clip, he was wearing the the.
Was it Ray Mysterio?
Yeah, I think it was Luchador, I think it was Ray Mysterio. yeah, which is a Luchador mask.
Yeah.
Was it a Chiefs one?
I think it was Chiefs.
He was wearing Chiefs gear.
It looked like Ray Mysterio mask.
He was really.
He every, every, every video is like the you know, Taylor Swift super fans. Like this is Taylor and Travis walking out? And it's literally just Jason Kelsey blackout drunk, like stumbling over himself on the way out.
I did not think that anything Jason Kelsey did for the entirety of the playoffs was weird. But going that hard at a Superbowl party when you're in the N.F.L. is a little weird. But he's not a party, he's not in the N.FL. Did he retire? Oh, yeah, you're right.
He's retired.
You're right, good point, Hank, he's retired, play on player.
And he rocks. I mean, tell me you you didn't watch any of those videos and be like, I want to party with that guy more than anything in the world.
I was like, that guy probably forgets to hit the button. All right, fine, if you're going to compare, if you're going to say that.
Guy's like me, that's the best compliment you've ever given me in my entire life. Do you think? Maybe, like, at the end of the night, they go back to their hotels. Jason Kelsey passes out in his bed, then wakes up in, like Taylor Swift's bed, by accident.
You guys can keep doing this, this is flattering, this is so flattering.
No, the video of them like walking in the hotel and just pans over. And he literally like falls into a bush because he's so drunk he can't walk. I walked a hundred times. Do you think at any point in his career, Jason Kelsey has been like, Jalen hurts? I want to suck your.
Dick, my girlfriend did.
Text me that video and be like, Okay, I get it now, because I always say that I'm just like Jason Kelsey. The parallels are there. I'm kind of into. Like, at the start of it, I was like, it's a little bit weird that he's going so hard for the Chiefs. It is his brother. But at the Super Bowl after party, that's like, have you ever been over to a friend's house who's celebrating a holiday that you don't particularly care about? But you just get really wrapped up in it because you want to have fun, yeah.
If you go over to, like, a really Irish person's family on St. Patrick's Day and you're like, Fuck it, my family's 10 Irish.
No, he was having a great time, he was. It's his brother, I get it, he's the best, yeah.
I was more just trying to bother Max, but I'm too my brain can't. Even you ended up just.
Complimenting me like the best compliment you've ever given.
Yeah, this might be a reason why we need to sleep. Max can finally outsmart us.
Fuck.
I slept three hours.
Last night. So okay, uh yeah, but you, I mean you, you're dumb like, we just got into your level.
The thing that's going to fuck me up for this entire next day is that the podcast isn't coming out for their full.
Day.
Correct.
Yeah, we're going to.
There's going to be something that happens.
If something happens.
We're going to have to breaking news.
I'm going to accidentally schedule the tweet to go out Tuesday morning, for sure.
Yeah, uh, okay, uh, pft your hot sequel throughout.
My hot seat is humanity. Oh, I'm putting all of humanity on the hot seat. Uh, because I read an article today that the Bubonic plague is back. So they found it in Oregon, somebody caught it from their cat.
I don't know that you could I, I don't.
Know, I've never had that.
I don't know. Yeah, watch out. Matt Eber. It'd be a real shame if he came down with it. But yeah, that's just maybe a reminder don't get a cat.
Another booster coming?
Another booster coming, they're getting us again. Oh, isn't that election season?
Oh, how about that gas prices coming down at just the right time?
Oh, interesting.
That'd be awesome if if Joe Biden was in his office. He's like, we gotta, we gotta bring the plague back. That's the only way I get reelected.
Wait, what was that?
Joe Biden muttering Listen, Jack, I can't do a Joe Biden.
Yeah, that was like, Yeah, I wasn't even.
Trying to do a Joe, but that was my belichick.
Yeah, that was Belichick.
I'm Joe Biden.
We're, we're onto.
2024.
We're onto Trump.
What was the tweet? His tweet yesterday after the Super Bowl.
It was Dark Brandon, that was the Dark Brandon meme.
Yeah, that was fucking weird.
What does that mean? He was saying, he was saying, Joe Biden was saying, like, all the people out there that think that I put together Taylor Swift and and Travis Kelsey as a PsyOp. And that they were going to win the Super Bowl. I did it, that was my idea, and it worked. That's what he was saying.
Just like we drew it up, okay.
I might have to go out and shoot some free throws, boys. This is going to be bad because they're going to yell at me so bad if I have to go out and shoot free throws. And I was sitting here.
They're going to be mad.
What's going on?
They're, they're getting there.
Switching back and forth, Yeah, that's our song.
Yeah, they're getting there.
You're cool, my cool throw is Taco Bell, Taco Bell on the cool throne. Because they did a hilarious, awesome menu explanation where it was like the unveiling. Like Apple does for their new products, where they have all that weird Apple fanboys and Jeff Delo. And the audience just screaming themselves, Yep, and Taco Bell did one for the new menu items, which was awesome.
It was this dude giving like a Ted talk in front of a massive audience showing the new products that are coming out. Let me just say that the cheese at Crunch Wrap looks elite.
Yes.
It looks without tasting it, I can tell you that's probably on my Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell.
Foods? Yes, Hank would probably.
Wouldn't be on Hank's because his Mount Rushmore Taco Bell food sucks, but it all Taco Bell foods are Mount Rushmore. Yeah, but a giant cheese. They invented a big ass cheese it to put in the middle of a crunch wrap. Just when you thought science couldn't go any further.
Yeah, it looks incredible.
And they've got, I think they got, like a baja blast pie.
Yeah.
Oh, and they got the new green salsa.
We got to go out there.
What are they down to there?
I think Dave just.
I think just dave, Dave just hit the 30..
Okay, we're back and holy shit. So if you're following along, we just ran out of the room in the middle of the podcast. It was three o'clock in the morning because we're doing this 41 free throw challenge and it was my turn. I was up on 39 and 40. Well, I choked.
Miss 39 back to the back to zero. We're now sitting here. Seven hours later. I just hit 39 and 40, Dave hit 41. We're free.
We did it, we did it, Joe, we did it. Incredible Pft, incredible rebounding. Jake got the ringer to show up.
Max means the boys stayed up, everyone stayed up all night throughout the whole challenge.
It was really a team effort. No one slept, I actually, so I walked into the studio because I had to. I had to grab my cell phone in the middle of the shooting. And I saw a mass over to over in the corner, kind of huddled up, and I looked over and it was a body.
It was a human body and it was covered in a blanket. And when I say covered in a blanket, I mean it was covered in a blanket. Head to toe. Like blanket, you know what, it was, Hank?
But at first I thought I walked into the Heaven's Gate cult. Yeah, and I thought that it was just filled with bodies. Because all I saw was Nike sticking out the bottom. Yeah, but no, it was our sweet dear Henry Lockwood over there, passed out in the corner.
I also came in here and I I what you are thinking of the wrong person, what? No, that was memes.
That was in the corner.
That was memes.
Wait, memes in the corner. Yes, Hank was on the couch, Hank was on the couch, and Memes was in the corner, Oh.
Memes You freak. Do you sleep like that every night? No, the lights are on.
Wait, I didn't know, there were two bodies in here, I came in, I just saw Hank.
I actually, Hank was so out cold because I came in to get my keys and I had my my cell phone flashlight. And I turned it. And it literally shone right in Hank's face, like directly in Hank's face. Did not flinch at all, little baby just kept on sleeping.
Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, I don't know really what to think. We have not.
We have still not slept.
Well, these are some of my favorite shows because we we just kind of get drunk off, not sleeping, yeah, so the shows get loopy. We make less sense, maybe we're smarter.
Yeah, maybe we're smarter. And so it was a crazy, crazy 16 hours. So what was the final shot counter?
Jake, do you have it? I'll look, wait, I have it, I have it. So it was 7608 shots.
16 hours, it was hell, we were just out there grinding. I think I came close to making a thousand free throws, I think I attempted like 2000..
Uh, so before 39 and 40.
So I, I, I was terrible, my body's broken. I was trying to hit the first two of the whole thing so that I didn't have to hit the pressure shots. Unfortunately, I had to leave for 35 minutes to go get my son from my house and bring him to school.
And then when I got back, literally walked in the door and we were like at like 35 and I knew that it was going to be me. And I had already missed it last time you were like, 10 minutes ago in the podcast, I already missed 39 and 40. I was basically shitting myself like, how could I do this?
Did you have to explain to your son at all what you were doing?
Did you try? and like, No, sorry.
I haven't been home, son. No, that is had to hit some free throws, that he was, that he was working the line.
Well, I, I. It was important that he got to school so that he could get education and learn like that. Don't do this. Um, be a be a real contributing member of society, not a podcaster, I would say. The drive to school.
Um, I think I told my son probably 15 times that I love him so much because I was like, dad's going back to jail in a minute. It was like, I may never see you again. I kept on being, I, you know, I love you so much, like I love you so much.
I love you, but you also know that daddy's an influencer.
I like this, these these five minutes I have with my son here are the most precious five minutes. Because I'm going directly back to jail and I may never get out.
It was a good time with the boys, though, it was a really good time. Like we're saying that now, the vibe, the vibes. They were high. We had a great time.
Everybody involved was excited, we were into it, great camaraderie, team building. Wouldn't trade it for the world. No, I'm so fucking glad it's done.
I'm so glad it's done.
We are all the Popeye's meme, the exhausted chicken sandwich worker.
I thought I thought there was no chance we're ever going to get out. I thought I thought we were just going to be fucked. it would be fucked forever.
It also wouldn't funny if we were not allowed to leave the room, eat or drink, and we all just died in that room trying to make free throws.
Well, there was, I mean, listen, I want to take a break from these challenges after needle in a haystack.
This was dumber, by the way, by the way, Needle in a haystack was stupid as shit.
This was a million times way down, but I will say that these challenges there's so, so like taxing on just your mentals and everything. But there is a part of you that like, just hanging out with the boys. I think we ordered 17 different types of food.
Yeah, we got, we got chicken, we got a bunch of McDonald's.
We got McDonald's breakfast and McDonald's dinner within an hour of each other, and we got blizzards and we got everything. It was. It was not fun, but it was fun.
So when we started the stream, it was myself, Nick and KB doing the broadcast of the event. And we're like, Yeah, this is a good idea. Maybe it'll be over in like an hour or two. You don't have a lot to commentate and talk about during a free throw shooting contest, especially after after it reaches our number four. And then KB had to go to the hospital for butt surgery, so Nick had to drive him.
So unfortunately, they had to leave thoughts and prayers to KB's getting a butt transplant today.
He's getting the Brazilian. Uh, okay, so thank you everyone for watching. That was incredible. uh, everyone. We had like 20,000 people watching it four in the morning.
It was nuts, so always, always incredible to watch all the people like tuning in and just being like, Holy fuck.
Shout out Pat Bev.
Yes.
He was, he's got a game, he's got a game.
He has, he's in between two games.
Yeah.
Literally, in between two games, he had a, yeah, he had 24 hours. in between two games. He came down to Chicago to to pump up the boys.
Yeah.
So appreciate Pat Bev. Uh, okay, my hot seat. What was it supposed to be, Hank?
Ice Spice.
I didn't prepare.
Is she on the hot seat?
Deebo's On the hot seat Who Deebo? Samuels Fletcher Cox owned his ass on Instagram.
Oh, I just know that you said, you said ice places said No, that's my hot seat, don't ruin it, but I don't have a hospital.
Hot hot seat, God, God, Ice Spice was doing devil worshiping signs, Was she doing devil? or was she doing the rock, I think, devil?
Yeah.
Uh, wait, what happened with Deebo? Uh, after the Niners game? Fletcher Cox, uh, had an Instagram story that said, 19 problems is Deebo's Instagram handle. Keep the eagles out your mouth b o e.
I don't know what that means. I still got some, I still got some y'all ain't got. Yeah, I've been holding on this. Eat a dick.
Wait, this is sad, Max.
Why I love that?
Why is Why is Fletcher Cox going at Deebo?
Cause fuck Deebo, deebo. Cause he said that if they had their quarterback, they would have beaten you guys last year. No, he was talking.
No, he was talking shit, he said. The secondary trash, which it was.
Fletcher Cox is like, Yo, bitch, we lost to the Chiefs by less points than you.
No, but you guys went to overtime. He was saying that he had a super boring yeah, okay, and he doesn't.
It was fair. Yeah, that is fair. He does have a Superbowl ring.
Make a quote card out of that. Yeah, bitch, we lost the Superbowl by less points than you. That's not what dash, literally. Fletcher Cox.
Probably one point less. That's not, that's just not a quote.
That's not, I'm paraphrasing.
That's not a quote to work. Uh, all right, my cool throne is vacation. We can go on our vacations.
Let's go.
That was scary.
So pretty much the second that last shot went in, I got a notification saying you can check in for your flight. And I thought to myself, right before Dave hit that shot. Well, I'm not going to use that, I'm not going to click that link.
Listen, this vacation, I need it so, so bad, and the fact that it was in jeopardy really, really makes us embrace. This might be the best vacation ever, yeah.
Let's have the let's have the best vacation week ever guys, yeah.
Because it really we, we almost didn't have it, we were that close. Uh, all right, Jake, your hot seat, cool throne.
My hot seat is people who don't think that people can hit 41 free throws in a row. FaCtS.
Sean Quigley Losers.
They were wrong.
Yeah, even if it took 16 hours.
I'm on team. Kristen Juszek Fuck quigs, Yeah.
Fuck quigs, yeah.
Uh, my cool throne is front of the program. Recurring guest J.J. Redick. He got an in-season promotion and he's taking over for Doc Rivers. He will be calling the N.B.A. finals. Oh, with Mike Breen and Doris Burke.
That's a big step up for JJ, also, um big step underneath a much bigger, not a microphone magnifying glass microscope.
We'll be nice to him.
That's going to be a great booth, yeah.
Was the Jeff van Gundy, uh, firing the weirdest, dumbest thing ever in retrospect?
Well, it's part of the ESPN layoffs.
Yeah, I understand, but like Jeff van Gundy, uh, everyone liked Jeff van Gundy, what?
Kip the Celtics.
Why?
He's a coach on the staff.
Oh.
And what was? Or he's like an assistant.
He's a, uh, Mark Jackson, I don't realize.
Well, the only reason I like Mark Jackson is to knock it out of the park.
No disrespect.
The only reason I like Mark Jackson is because it's soothing to hear him say Jeff Van Gundy.
Yeah, hand down, man down.
Jeff van Gundy.
Jeff Van GuNDy So now J.J. Redick's going to just be like, they're in, they're in, Zone Doris.
That's a good catchphrase.
That was some great, that was some great high screen action. DORIS Oh, sick, yeah. Happy for JJ.
I'm also going to miss Mark Jackson just because, like, he really dumbed it down to a level that was even too dumb. For most people that were watching J.J. Redick's, he might be too intelligent.
Yeah, for sure, he's a smart guy. Dookie, dookie. Uh, okay.
He's also got that championship pedigree at Duke, won all those natties there, yeah.
Yeah, true, oh damn, didn't happen. Uh, okay, let's get to our interview.
R.G.3.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, Heisman Trophy winner Washington Redskin. Now Commanders. Uh, you can see him on TV all the time with his takes. It is Robert Griffin III RG3. We've been looking forward to this for a very long time.
So thank you for coming by.
No problem.
We appreciate it. I am PFT probably has a lot, uh, more detailed questions, because he was, obviously you were his quarterback for a while. Um, but I'll start with an easy one. Can you still play in the NFL? Yes.
Are you retired?
Technically, no. Okay, I have not put in my paperwork or, you know, signed my anything with, like the trust or anything like that. I've done that on purpose.
Yeah, cause I didn't want to have to do it twice. But no, I just train every week like I'm a player, and then if I get the call, I'm ready to roll. I got calls this year, I just it wasn't worth it.
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