Ryen Russillo, Ranking All 32 QB’s, Dudefest + Guys On Chicks

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Hey, Part of my Take listeners, You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music on Today's Part of My Take. We have our good good friend Ryan Russillo getting ready for the N.B.A. finals. Awesome time with him. Obviously we veer into different directions, but he's one of our favorite guests.

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We are because we're stuck in between a time warp here where we're not in Mount Rushmore season. But we also just don't have any NB.A. finals or Stanley Cup finals games. We're going to rank something, and we're going to rank something that's going to get everyone mad, we're going to rank QBS for the 2024 season. I also have a special ranking that I wanted to throw out to the boys. That I told them to get prepped, that I'm going to spring on them. No, yeah, you told us not to get prepped.

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Only on draftkings. The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, June 5th, and boys, we are stuck in a wormhole. It's purgatory.

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It's a purgatory, we're not in heaven.

1Speaker 1
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We're not in hell, we're just kind of waiting to get brought into heaven. Yes, hopefully it's got a one-in-one-out policy. And they find out that somebody up there did something bad.

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And then?

2Speaker 2
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NB.A. finals is here. Yeah, I had it on Monday night. I was like, What the fuck am I supposed?

1Speaker 1
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To watch, it's a little mini experience of how we get after the Superbowl, where there's no sports. And then your mind just starts to wander and you go a little bit crazy, you start caring about a lot of stuff that you didn't care about before.

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I just need sports to get back. We spent an entire.

2Speaker 2
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Day talking about the WNBA, I know it was a lot, by the way. I don't want to say we told you so, but we told you so because there were some people who were like, Why did you guys talk about the WNBA on Sunday night's pod?

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And also you guys are being pussies because you're not calling out Angel Reese enough or whatever. We were right. The discourse got even worse on Monday. It's bad, it got so fucking crazy.

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We had McAfee calling Kaitlyn Clark that white bitch, yeah, but he said it in a loving way. I agree the context there, but we've been. It looked bad.

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In a quote, we have had moments where our context has been lost. So it's like, I am very sympathetic to Pat, but I also understand how he can get himself in that. Because the world's crazy and all these people are nuts and no one cares that Pat was saying it.

1Speaker 1
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In a way that they didn't take. It's always fun to start a sentence with. I deeply regret saying that, white bitch. Yeah, nothing good is going to come from that apology. We're on Pat's side.

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But we're on Pat's side. But I also think that if you were to print out a transcript of every part of my take and then read it aloud or not, read aloud. Like, put it on a television and see the.

2Speaker 2
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Words that we say we would probably be in prison, yeah. And then we had Stephen A. Smith getting absolutely owned on his own show. And then to top it all off, this is the end of our WN.BA talk, but to top it all off, this is more just to. Again, the discourse has gotten so out of hand. Just play basketball.

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Let's just talk about basketball. This was from the Chicago Tribune editorial board. The foul committed by Chicago Sky Guard Kennedy Carter on Kaitlyn Clark was egregious. Outside of a sporting event, it would have been seen as an assault.

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Yeah, just shut the fuck up. Have you ever seen a tackle in the NFL? Just shut the fuck up. Basically, everything that happens inside of a sporting event would be assault.

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If it happened outside of a sporting event, how about a 99 mile an hour fastball at someone's head? Just somebody?

1Speaker 1
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Getting onto a train, just beating them. Well, how about hockey, how about fighting and hockey. Can you imagine if I was talking to Tice about this the other day? Imagine if if there were fights in the NBA, people would fucking hate fighting in the NB.A. But hockey school, like I love it, I wish it happened in the NBA.

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Uh, I wish it happened to WNBA, just square up, yeah.

2Speaker 2
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Square up. But either way, we were, we were right on that. We were in this time. A wormhole that sucks, so we're going to do something that's going to make it suck even more and people get more mad at us.

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We're going to rank the 2024 starting quarterbacks. We do have an N.B.A. preview, finals preview with Rasul coming up. Yes. We do also have a Stanley Cup final preview with Ryan Whitney of Oilers Fame coming on Friday. While we're covering it, while we're doing this.

1Speaker 1
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While we're doing the rankings, uh, if you are not interested in talking about NFL quarterbacks in the month of June, can we just have the Edmonton Oilers fan? Just like split screen, she's just on it and then so she'll be on it too, while we're talking about.

2Speaker 2
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About NFL? Also, if you are not interested in ranking quarterbacks, get out. Yeah, I could, you could just sit down at any bar in America, you can put me in any airport, Uber.

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If someone just starts saying, I think this guy's better than this guy, it's like.

1Speaker 1
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All right, let's do it. And what's going to be great is how mad people will get. Oh yeah.

2Speaker 2
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So let's make people mad. Yeah, okay, so we got to start at the bottom right, or do we go at the?

1Speaker 1
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TOp Oh, so, we're doing all 32, we don't have to do all 32, I think we should do all 32 we could.

2Speaker 2
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The cheat code of saying all the rookies are at the bottom, I don't agree with that. Oh, you don't.

1Speaker 1
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Know cause Daniel Jones is good? Well, here's what you get to do, you get to say. Like C.J. Stroud, he proved to us last year that being a rookie is no excuse.

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Yeah, you can still be one of the best, that's true. Are you saying this? because you currently have a rookie quarterback?

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I'm talking about C.J. Stroud precedent that he said. I'm just curious, you should just do the top 10, do 31, just make one fan base really, really mad. Oh, there's their QB.

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Well, we have to, but then when?

2Speaker 2
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We when we number it, we have to skip a number, so you see 32. Yeah, I like that, yeah.

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I like that, all right. What? What fan base should we decide to do it? should we piss off? should we?

1Speaker 1
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Just do the Falcons. Michael Penix Oh, we should put Michael Penix as the star.

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No, at Kirk Cousins, I firmly believe he should be number 16.

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Okay, why don't we do the giants? That's perfect.

2Speaker 2
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Okay Giants 32. No, no, no, No. Daniel Jones.

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Okay, on the list, and then there will be a 32 and we'll like, skip number 26, all right, yep.

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I mean, it's gotta be the Broncos. Bo Nix, yeah, so Bo Nix would be 32, yeah.

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All right, so we put Bo Nix 32, let's put Bo Nix 32 and then we'll work back from there, okay, Alex O'Connell?

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Is he the starter? Aiden O'Connell, Alex O'Connell, I've mixed up my AOcs. Is he the starter?

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Sure.

1Speaker 1
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In nil history, that's true. Yeah, Aiden O'Connell Wait, No, no.

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Minshew. Oh yeah, Minshew, Minshew. yep.

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Okay, how quickly we forget, right? Isn't?

2Speaker 2
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Gardner Minshew a Raider, He is a Raider, so I think we go so so. 32 is Bo Nix, 31 Minshew.

1Speaker 1
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It's kind of disrespectful to Minshew. Yeah, very disrespectful. Okay, so Mariota?

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No, he's a backup. This is off to a great start. Let's do top 10, let's do top 10, Bryce, Bryce Young.

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Okay, I like that. Bryce Young's, 31. Who knows what he'll show us this year? Yes.

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All we all we have to go on is what has been presented to us all, right? Bo Nix, 32,,.

2Speaker 2
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Bryce Young, 31 Uh, I think then we should do, we should just do the rookie quarterbacks, I think we should rip through them. Don't you think that's fair? Yeah, but it's important.

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Who's at the?

1Speaker 1
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Who's at the top of the list? Yeah, so you're putting AOC out of all these rookies.

2Speaker 2
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Oh yeah, yeah, we forgot no minshew, so all right, here we go.

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32 Bo Nix 31, Bryce Young 30, Gardner Minshew 29. Is when we start, all the rookie starters, okay, so the worst rookie starter, who do you think that is?

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J.G. McCarthy Uh, should we just go by draft order? I'd be fine, yeah.

1Speaker 1
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I'm fine with that, I'm cool with that. I think that's a good way to do it. I'm fine with that.

2Speaker 2
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Okay, we agree, all right, so that's easy. We're already ripping through this.

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All right, so.

1Speaker 1
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Spencer Rattler, Are you ranking this right now for us? Live? I'm ready. Can you? can you?

2Speaker 2
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Can you do a notes app? Uh, Max, so that we can just have it live in front of us? Cause we are going to get very confused, very, very. I already am, yeah, already, very confused, but I think we've got this.

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So 30, just to rehash where we're at 32 Bo Nix, 31 Bryce Young, 30 Gardner Minshew, and then at 29, we're going to start with JJ, then 28. Drake May 20. Uh, seven, Jade McDaniels, Jaden Daniels, and when I say McDaniels, who's? I said, she's a basketball player, yeah.

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I'm a basketball player and then skip 27.

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Or actually no? Skip 26, do 27, Uh, Jaden Daniels 26, Caleb Williams, then skip 25. Cause that way, cause they're all linked together, it'll be confusing.

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I like how.

1Speaker 1
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We put Bo Nix as a rookie in last place. Yep, all right, so 24, okay?

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Who else? We got out there at the Derek Cars? That's not bad, it's not not a bad, not a bad one. Um, we do have a friend.

2Speaker 2
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There's a lot of really good court. Deshaun Watson He's not our friend. Yeah, let's put Deshaun.

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Yeah, let's put Deshaun, let's put Deshaun at 23, Yeah, I like that.

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Oh, no, yeah.

1Speaker 1
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Okay, now? 22? RUSSELL WILSON Yes, yes, we're, we're actually ripping through this.

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We are 21.

2Speaker 2
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Let's go. Anthony Richardson Yeah, I like them, yep.

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We gotta be fair, 20 should be Will Levis.

1Speaker 1
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MM Okay, um. Trevor Lawrence, 19. He was bad last year. I don't know if we go term.

2Speaker 2
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19. Gino Oh yeah, Gino, Gino. 15 to 19..

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Then T law.

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Hmm. oh, Kyler, Kyler, we forgot about Kyler. yep.

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Yep, Kyler, Okay, we're, we're. we're doing a switch job. he is Kyler, 17..

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By the way, we're definitely gonna get to the end and fuck this up, but that's okay, that's okay, that's part of the process, we're this right now. I like Dak here.

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Yeah.

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Oh, dak, right behind Kirk cousins. Yes, Hank, you get a call on one as well, cause he just uses dak call. Um, so 16 should we go, Kirk cousins?

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, 16 should be kirk. Yep, right, exactly.

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In the middle and then 15 Trevor Lawrence, 14 Baker Mayfield. Yep, love that.

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It gets so mad, I love that. 13 Stafford Yep.

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Okay.

2Speaker 2
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12 Tua tua tua fits there, Rogers, too.

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Rogers is hurt. Yeah, outside the top 10, yeah, scroll up a little bit.

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ROGERS I like this list. This is going to make some people mad.

1Speaker 1
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Uh, Jordan Love, we want to put him in here, anywhere. I mean, if I have to be honest, he's, he's definitely top 10, so that's he's 10..

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You can tell Packers fans I put him in my top 10.

2Speaker 2
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Okay, yeah, you know what dude, Jordan hurts? Oh, you want to Jalen Hurst at 10??

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That's your.

1Speaker 1
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Call Hank Yeah, I mean, I think he's already slipped.

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He had no other call, he had no other call. All right, put them in. 10 Head of Aaron Rogers.

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That's pretty good, that's pretty good.

2Speaker 2
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No, Max put him in. Jalen hurts. 10. You got your dak pick?

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Um, is Brock still available? Oh yeah, Brock's still available, Brock's higher than nine. Oh, Eagles fans are going to be so mad.

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Brock is higher than nine. Uh, should we? should we? should we say, uh, Jared? At some point, just to show that we're not completely biased?

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All right, we'll save Jared. All right, we'll save Jared, uh?

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Herbert.

1Speaker 1
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HerBerT Nine Okay, injured, you don't know, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of good quarterbacks, there's a lot of good quarterbacks in the N.FL, okay?

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Maybe Jared at Jared at seven, I like Jared.

2Speaker 2
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At seven, that feels okay, so put what brock at eight, brock at eight.

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Jared at seven, Jordan Love at six. I feel like that's rounded out pretty nice. Jordan Love I think should be. Jared should be ahead of Jordan Love.

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Yes, so Jordan Love at seven, Jared Golf at six, yeah.

1Speaker 1
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Love that, I love that. For us, it's perfect, perfect ranking.

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Okay, after that, let's see Joe is probably. I'm going to put Joe top five. Yep, I'm going to put Josh top five.

2Speaker 2
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I think it goes, I think all right, I'll give you my top five, you can tell me this crazy, I think. Based on injuries and and and not being around right now, I think it has to go.

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Joe C.J. Stroud, Lamar, Josh Holmes.

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I'm also okay if you want to, if you want to switch Lamar and Josh, just so that way people can't say the glazing is crazy. Let's flip CJ and Joe. Okay, I think.

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Put CJ at at five, five, Joe at four, four. Do you want to go? you want to go? Josh at three? That way people can't accuse us, let's do that, so that way we, we, we cover our bases.

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I would Josh, if you're listening to this, you're definitely too. I would rather. I would rather have Josh than Lamar. Okay, yeah, I would too, all right.

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So yeah, Josh has to be, too.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, I dude, Josh has come closer to winning in the playoffs than Lamar has. I think this might.

2Speaker 2
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Be the perfect quarterback list, cause we did just enough to piss people off. Where it's also still looks real, and you would never know that Daniel Jones isn't on there. Yep, I forgot.

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I.

1Speaker 1
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Honestly forgot that Daniel Jones wasn't on there at all. Yeah, that's what do you think out of all these rankings?

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Which one do you think will make the most people angry? For sure? Yeah, Jack for.

2Speaker 2
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Sure, back behind, Jalen hurts as well, Jalen hurts. I get Philly mad. Baker had a trevor.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, people get upset about that. Jalen at 10, Yeah, and the thing is people will get they'll get mad at Justin Herbert at number nine.

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But if you look at the names in front of them, I, I, I agree with our list. Yeah, yeah, I like it, I like it a lot.

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Okay, we did it. Yeah, good.

2Speaker 2
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List fucking crushed that list, boys. Um, okay, do you want to do the so? We'll put that on a graphic.

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We'll put it out there. Memes. You got any problem with this list? You think Rogers should be higher? Uh, no, it looks like a good list.

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Uh, Rogers will prove that he's the number one quarterback this year. Oh, he's better than Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes never beat him in playoffs, okay?

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So that, uh, leads me to the next thing that I was going to spring on you. Someone. Uh, let me see if I have the name, cause I want to shout them out, uh. When we asked for lists, this person had a very good idea with the list. Uh, oh, yeah, it. I'm going to shout out JMB Four, seven, two, three, one, nine, eight, eight.

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Shout out JMB Four, seven, two, three, one, nine, eight, eight. That sounds like a burner shout out that guy. He said. Uh, he would like to hear part of my take to a list of things. That would be a real shame.

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Oh, that's good, that's really good.

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All right, uh, if it it would, it would be a real shame if Memes, the guy he just said is going to be the number one. Quarterback, got hurt on Monday night. Football for the second straight year. It would be that would be a real shame, a real shame.

1Speaker 1
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I think if the Celtics get swept, that would be a real shame. We got to make it, we're going to.

2Speaker 2
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Make a graphic of this. It'd be a real shame, that would be a real shame, that'd be a real.

3Speaker 3
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Shame if the Beer Olympics got canceled, that would be a real shame, real shame that would.

2Speaker 2
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Be one of the biggest shame I've ever had to feel, deep down in my soul. I'd be so mad. That would be a real shame. You know? It'd be a real shame is if a Jake's Twitter account accidentally did the Ray Allen tweet.

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That'd be that would be a real fucking shame somebody logged into it.

1Speaker 1
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That'd be a real shame. I'm proud of myself for holding my ground on that one. Yeah, but imagine.

2Speaker 2
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If someone had gotten your password and tweeted that, that would be a real shame, I'll say one personally, it would it would. It would be a very big shame if Caleb Williams wasn't good.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, it would be, it would be, it would be a really big shame, you know, it'd be a real shame. If, like, first week at training camp with hard knocks there, Caleb Williams got injured. I hard knocks, no, but I'm saying, like, and then we had to watch hard knocks for four weeks and it was all about Caleb Williams getting hurt. That'd be such a shame.

00:17:53.08 – 00:17:54.24

That would be a shame, it'd be.

2Speaker 2
00:17:54.24 – 00:18:00.46

A real shame. Shut up about. That's not what we wrote. Max Max wrote down. Caleb Williams. was Ben Simmons. that's not what we wrote.

00:18:00.88 – 00:18:03.18

That would be a shame. That was not what we wrote.

1Speaker 1
00:18:03.32 – 00:18:08.06

But that would be no, that would be not what we wrote. I thought that was just good for what we.

2Speaker 2
00:18:08.06 – 00:18:13.86

Were saying, Yeah, yeah, would be a real shame if Jalen Hurts wasn't the guy, wouldn't it?

00:18:14.02 – 00:18:14.32

It would.

1Speaker 1
00:18:14.32 – 00:18:18.12

Be, wouldn't it? Definitely Max? That would be a shame.

00:18:18.20 – 00:18:28.56

Yeah, no, I'm writing it down. Be a shame if the Phillies started to play actual teams. Oh well, it's a real shame that they beat the first place Brewers last night. Oh, of the N.L. Central.

00:18:30.50 – 00:18:32.62

You got to make a line somewhere. The.

2Speaker 2
00:18:32.62 – 00:18:39.56

NL Central sucks dude who's good, Uh, the Dodgers haven't played them yet, okay, Yankees.

00:18:39.58 – 00:18:44.46

They're different, not even the same league. Okay, but you, you just asked, who's good? and I?

1Speaker 1
00:18:44.46 – 00:18:50.30

Just gave you two teams, yeah, but you play, you only play the other league once a year. Padres Sneaky, Not bad.

00:18:50.56 – 00:18:57.08

Beat the padres how many times? I think we swept them? Mariners are pretty good.

2Speaker 2
00:18:57.08 – 00:18:57.94

Other league.

00:19:00.22 – 00:19:03.76

Um, Orioles are really good.

1Speaker 1
00:19:06.00 – 00:19:09.40

Yes, Orioles are really good. that would be a sweep of the Padres. Okay, orioles are really.

2Speaker 2
00:19:09.40 – 00:19:13.26

Good, you want to say anything about the Orioles? Uh, the other league? I don't know what you want.

1Speaker 1
00:19:13.26 – 00:19:21.44

Me to say, Guardians and the Royals are good. You're really good at, you're really good at saying the other league, just finding out the NL sucks other things, other things.

2Speaker 2
00:19:21.46 – 00:19:28.56

It would be a real shame. Yeah, I mean, the N.L. central is really bad. The Cubs are still in second place in their, uh, they've lost like a billion games in a row.

00:19:31.96 – 00:19:34.80

Oh, it'd be a shame if Hank couldn't dunk. Yeah, it'd be a real shame.

3Speaker 3
00:19:35.72 – 00:19:40.24

If I paid all this money to get trained and then then Duncan had to pay even more money.

1Speaker 1
00:19:40.66 – 00:19:46.86

MM It'd suck, it would be, it'd suck. It'd be a real shame if something happened to Mr.

00:19:46.92 – 00:19:47.12

Pair.

2Speaker 2
00:19:47.68 – 00:19:53.36

Oh, it would be a shame. I don't feel comfortable writing that down. write it down. This is a real shame. If something happened, I didn't say what.

1Speaker 1
00:19:53.40 – 00:19:56.74

I said something, This is a real shame. Also. Are we going to rank these or are we just like?

2Speaker 2
00:19:56.74 – 00:20:03.42

Are we just? No, it's just things that would be a real shame. be a real shame it would be.

1Speaker 1
00:20:03.52 – 00:20:15.12

It'd be a real shame if if the Part of My Take account tweeted out the sad Max picture four more times this week. Oh, no, that will. That's the most likely to happen, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:20:15.12 – 00:20:17.88

That is true, that is most likely to happen, for sure.

00:20:19.44 – 00:20:29.94

Hmm, it'd be a real shame. If Joel asked for a trade. It would be, wouldn't it? Real shame? That would be a real, goddamn shame.

00:20:30.00 – 00:20:30.04

It.

1Speaker 1
00:20:30.04 – 00:20:41.82

Would be a real shame if Joel and Bead was starting at center for the USA and we lost in the Championship game. Oh man, I'm also not going to that game. Didn't realize that town is four hours away from Paris, that's crazy.

00:20:42.06 – 00:20:47.66

How was it? The Paris Olympics and the game was four hours away. When it's the Atlanta Olympics, I've got games all over the country.

00:20:47.90 – 00:20:52.12

I will. That's bullshit, that should, that shouldn't be the case. Okay, veto.

00:20:52.44 – 00:20:55.16

Veto, huh, all right, let them know, let.

2Speaker 2
00:20:55.16 – 00:21:03.42

Them know? Any other shames? Hmm, real shame if. a shame if PFD was better at golf than Hank.

1Speaker 1
00:21:03.54 – 00:21:12.02

It'd be a shame, that would be a shame. It'd be a shame if Hank's next vacation to an island. Um, he went to Turks and Caicos and forgot that he had ammunition in his suitcase.

2Speaker 2
00:21:12.36 – 00:21:21.44

Ooh, that would be a shame, it would be a shame if, uh, when the John Daly video came out. If everyone just watched the first two holes, that'd be a real shame, it'd be a real shame.

3Speaker 3
00:21:21.44 – 00:21:32.16

It'd be a real shame if you hypothetically went to a Tom Brady's retirement ceremony and and didn't meet him. With any thought, you might. Oh, no, is that? No, it's not, I'm just saying it.

2Speaker 2
00:21:32.16 – 00:21:38.88

Would be a real shame, but are is that a concern? I don't know, I think so, no, this is.

3Speaker 3
00:21:39.36 – 00:21:43.54

I feel good about it, I don't, I don't know, for you know, I haven't. That would absolutely be a.

1Speaker 1
00:21:43.54 – 00:21:49.86

Real shame, I know. Is it like a wedding where if somebody comes to your retirement ceremony, you have to shake everyone's hand? Do you have to say hi to everyone? No, there's.

3Speaker 3
00:21:49.92 – 00:21:55.16

There's a chance, there's a nonzero chance. Do you have a present for him? myself? My present is.

00:21:55.16 – 00:21:58.14

My presence is a present. You should bring a present to a man's retirement.

1Speaker 1
00:21:58.14 – 00:22:03.50

Ceremony give him a formal invitation to part of my take. Oh yes, yeah, print it out.

00:22:03.60 – 00:22:03.74

Let's.

2Speaker 2
00:22:03.74 – 00:22:09.26

Print it out, we'll get like a nice envelope that's like a yes, yes, celebrities love it.

1Speaker 1
00:22:09.26 – 00:22:15.12

When you hand them envelopes, no, I'm thinking, like the Grammy's envelope where they put a seal.

2Speaker 2
00:22:15.12 – 00:22:23.60

And make sure you tell him, no anthrax in this, it's here you go. You say it'd be a shame, maybe right on the front. It'd be a shame if there was anthrax in this.

00:22:24.16 – 00:22:25.28

Cause that would be a shame.

1Speaker 1
00:22:25.40 – 00:22:31.24

Just say, hand it to him, hang and say, here you go, it's safe. Is this? Is that a thing? With envelopes? What do you mean?

00:22:31.28 – 00:22:42.64

Oh, you don't know about the anthrax scare? Oh, never caught the guy that did it. Yeah, you're not. uh, you're old enough, I guess, right? After Nine 11, somebody sent a bunch of anthrax to, like, Capitol Hill Post Office.

00:22:42.94 – 00:22:45.56

Yeah, yeah, real, scary. yep real.

3Speaker 3
00:22:45.56 – 00:22:50.50

Scary, real shame. If someone were to do that, real shame, Mail just stopped existing. It's the dumbest thing in the world.

00:22:51.06 – 00:22:56.24

Wait, so that wouldn't be a shame, it'd be a real shame, do you know?

2Speaker 2
00:22:56.24 – 00:22:57.26

What we're doing here, yeah, yeah.

00:22:59.74 – 00:23:17.78

Uh, like it would be a real shame if you crashed a boat this summer. Yes, it would be. It's a good addition to the list. It would be a real fucking shame.

1Speaker 1
00:23:18.44 – 00:23:31.44

Jake You have any real shames for us? Uh, it'd be a real shame if Max got the lottery ball. Oh what, no shit, you're right.

00:23:31.68 – 00:23:39.10

You're right, you should say, real shame. If he got it, he never got it, he never got it, that's all, he said.

00:23:39.22 – 00:23:40.28

I wrote down what he said.

2Speaker 2
00:23:41.10 – 00:23:49.98

She would be see how it, see how it's phrased differently. It'd be a real shame if Matches literally never got the lottery ball. Real shame, real shame.

00:23:52.18 – 00:23:57.96

Jake had one shot. I don't have blood, that's okay, that's okay. It'd be a real shame if, uh.

1Speaker 1
00:23:57.96 – 00:24:05.66

Vanny would had showed up at our doorstep and there was a bomb inside. Oh, that would be a big shame, it'd be a big shame, it'd be a big shame. Also, pretty funny move.

00:24:05.76 – 00:24:06.98

Yeah, by Billy.

2Speaker 2
00:24:07.26 – 00:24:15.94

Also, good chance that never gets here. Yeah, also very good chance. Yes, because Billy somehow has it in his head that once it gets here, we're going to fire him.

00:24:16.02 – 00:24:28.72

Yeah, like, what? How does he think that? Has he thought for the last five years that Vanny Woodhead's existence kept his job? Maybe he's been holding a sausage, so I think that's exactly what he's been thinking.

00:24:29.26 – 00:24:33.28

Uh, okay, anyone any else? Meet memes? You got one, you got a good one.

1Speaker 1
00:24:35.04 – 00:24:38.34

Come on, memes. can't hear your memes. can't hear your memes, he just said.

3Speaker 3
00:24:38.34 – 00:24:43.86

I'm trying to think, Oh no, be a real shame if we podcasted extra long as I had to miss softball.

1Speaker 1
00:24:43.86 – 00:24:49.26

That would be a shame. Why are you saying it like trying to miss softball? No?

3Speaker 3
00:24:49.34 – 00:24:51.94

We're talking about things that would be a real shame, that would be a real shame.

2Speaker 2
00:24:52.42 – 00:24:58.20

That'd be a real, real shame. that'd be a real shame. it'd be a real shame if something.

1Speaker 1
00:24:58.20 – 00:25:05.10

Happened to Charlotte Stingray. Oh man, by the way, you see the update, what? She was never pregnant.

00:25:05.32 – 00:25:11.02

I was, I was right. He told us that No. But there's a new update. Oh, the aquarium deja vu, yeah.

00:25:11.06 – 00:25:16.78

I feel like you said that on Sunday. The aquarium admitted to it. Oh, got it. They admitted. Oh, did I say that?

00:25:16.94 – 00:25:20.22

The disease, pretty sure you did. Yeah, okay, all.

3Speaker 3
00:25:20.22 – 00:25:25.38

Right, yeah, there's a chance that was off camera, but I don't think it was. It'd be a real shame if.

2Speaker 2
00:25:25.38 – 00:25:32.94

We kept on getting Charlotte Stingray updates. We won't, oh, no memes finishes off.

00:25:36.18 – 00:25:36.54

I was going.

00:25:41.34 – 00:25:44.86

To say it doesn't really work, but yeah, yeah, I said, the max, I don't think.

00:25:45.02 – 00:25:50.60

No, it doesn't really work. No, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. that doesn't work. It would work.

00:25:50.80 – 00:26:07.80

Like, it would work more if, like, it'd be a real shame. If if Max and Memes posted the video of us golfing when I flashed him my tiny penis, that would actually be a shame. That would be a shame, that would be a shame. Every time we go golfing, Max and memes get me peeing.

00:26:07.86 – 00:26:12.30

And then every time they get me peeing, I just turn around and say, we can't use this anymore.

1Speaker 1
00:26:12.46 – 00:26:21.34

This is also just big cat admitting to workplace harassment. No, it's not, you guys are harassing me. First, he was peeing, he was clearly peeing.

00:26:21.38 – 00:26:23.74

I'm fighting, I'm fighting harassment with.

2Speaker 2
00:26:23.74 – 00:26:29.90

Harassment, you were videotaping me, peeing, that's harassment. Also all started by.

1Speaker 1
00:26:30.50 – 00:26:38.38

The first golf video we did, I went to go piss and you said, Look, get that fat man peeing over there. I don't recall, I don't recall.

00:26:41.98 – 00:26:45.92

I've hung out with Big Cat for the last seven years. That.

2Speaker 2
00:26:46.50 – 00:26:56.16

Doesn't sound like words. No chance. I said that, Yeah, no, Max and Max and memes have my penis on camera many times in their hard drives that they could just you put that on Twitter.

00:26:56.32 – 00:27:06.04

Now they could just, I actually, I'm doing you guys a favor. I'm giving you guys blackmail. Like you guys could just walk up to me one day and just be like, Hey, remember all those times you flashed?

1Speaker 1
00:27:06.04 – 00:27:10.74

U.S. I got them all, and now the internet's just going to be like, release, by the way, the flash.

2Speaker 2
00:27:10.74 – 00:27:16.74

Comes from like, 30, 30, 40 feet away. It's not right in the face, I saw the size of it, it's.

1Speaker 1
00:27:16.74 – 00:27:24.28

No one, no one would accuse you of blackmail. It'd be white male, it's, it's. It's hardly a flash.

2Speaker 2
00:27:24.42 – 00:27:29.16

It's hardly a flash. Uh, all right, that was good. Yeah, good, good list.

00:27:29.30 – 00:27:33.60

Two good lists shout out Hold on, let me, let me get this. We're so, we're so productive.

00:27:33.70 – 00:27:40.90

Look at us, let me get that guy again. Shout out JMB 47231988. You know what? I might give him a follow?

00:27:41.98 – 00:27:47.80

Definitely a burner. His last tweet was from March 6th, 2024. Just hashtag Clemmer.

1Speaker 1
00:27:49.42 – 00:27:53.40

I like that. What's your favorite one out of those? Probably during the uh.

2Speaker 2
00:27:53.40 – 00:28:03.12

Yeah, the stream that he did, yeah, my favorite one out of all of these. Can I give you? Should I give you a real answer or a fake answer? Beer Olympics getting canceled?

00:28:04.58 – 00:28:13.56

Be such a shame. That'd be my fake answer, um, my real answer out of all of these, if Hank crashed the boat.

1Speaker 1
00:28:22.66 – 00:28:24.34

I don't like how we're just bringing this.

00:28:27.82 – 00:28:32.68

No, but big state, like if he, if he wasn't injured, it wasn't injured, he wasn't. I don't.

2Speaker 2
00:28:32.68 – 00:28:36.70

Want him? Yeah, Jake, I'm not thinking like crashes and dies, I'm just thinking he has to.

1Speaker 1
00:28:36.70 – 00:28:44.58

Pay for a whole book. I don't memes. I don't know if you got the camera on Hank's face after the he did the cam. NEWTON Okay, let's go.

00:28:44.90 – 00:28:49.72

Okay, yeah, I see how it is, quite literally. I just saw that in real life and it was hank.

00:28:49.84 – 00:28:52.64

I believe in you, you're not going to crash it, there's no way that.

2Speaker 2
00:28:52.64 – 00:28:57.30

You crashed both this summer. Yeah, 0 chance, No. The number one is a clear one, one is.

00:28:57.30 – 00:29:07.12

It would be such a shame if the Beer Olympics got canceled, like that would be. That would break my heart, that break my heart. I don't know how I would, actually, I don't know how I'd recover.

00:29:09.34 – 00:29:17.44

I don't. People backed out, and I think we're pretty close to that, so no one else back out. Or else it might.

1Speaker 1
00:29:17.44 – 00:29:25.74

Get canceled. And we don't want that because it would be a shame. Don't do it. Yeah, it'd be one more. It'd be a shame if Miley Cyrus came on the podcast.

00:29:25.88 – 00:29:28.08

Yeah, that would be a shame, that would.

2Speaker 2
00:29:28.08 – 00:29:34.48

Be a shame. Uh, okay, that was good. Less to less, feel accomplished, like we did some good work here.

1Speaker 1
00:29:34.48 – 00:29:55.60

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00:30:39.62 – 00:30:39.62

On.

2Speaker 2
00:30:39.62 – 00:30:45.52

Our mind, because when you listen to Rosillo, we got into some boat talk. I do not want that, no.

3Speaker 3
00:30:45.60 – 00:30:49.72

It's fine. Yes, you do. no, I do not. No, no, you made your truth known, and that's fine.

00:30:49.80 – 00:30:54.24

I'm saying right now, I do not want that, but you already, you can't, you can't have it both ways, no.

2Speaker 2
00:30:54.24 – 00:30:57.74

I'm not. I said it was a shame. Now I'm saying to you, those are the same thing.

3Speaker 3
00:30:57.94 – 00:31:07.04

So would it be a shame, or would it not be a shame? It would 100 be a shame, right? So that's, yeah, that's your real answer. I feel like we're saying this.

00:31:07.38 – 00:31:07.64

No.

2Speaker 2
00:31:07.82 – 00:31:17.88

It's a shame, it's a shame, is a bad thing. I don't want it. The question was, which one do you want to happen? I don't. I don't want you to get in any boating incidents.

3Speaker 3
00:31:18.50 – 00:31:22.54

Got it? wink, got it. No, I'm not winking, he's winking.

00:31:22.62 – 00:31:23.54

Look at me, I'm not winking.

1Speaker 1
00:31:23.54 – 00:31:30.00

Winking The wink was for Beer Olympics. Yeah, the wink was for Beer Olympics. there was no wink for First Boat, you just winked.

00:31:30.10 – 00:31:36.76

I did not just wink. You want me to say it again? I think we can all agree. If Hank gets into a small boating accident, that'd be very funny, no?

00:31:37.66 – 00:31:38.62

No, I think.

3Speaker 3
00:31:39.82 – 00:31:43.66

It'd be a shame if I were to laugh, it'd be a shame if you guys asked me to come out and I.

2Speaker 2
00:31:43.66 – 00:31:55.36

Remember this conversation? That would be a shame, that would I would want to add it to the list. Add Hank. We ask Hank to take us out on his boat, and he remembers the shame list.

00:31:56.04 – 00:31:56.64

That would.

1Speaker 1
00:31:56.70 – 00:32:01.58

That would be a shame. For the record. I had nothing to do with the boat. Oh, look at it.

3Speaker 3
00:32:01.62 – 00:32:08.30

We're distancing ourselves. Okay, hank your hot seat. my hot seat is Conor McGregor. Yeah.

00:32:08.74 – 00:32:28.48

There was supposed to be a scheduled press conference for UFC 303 that got postponed on Monday. Uh, and then this is from a random MMA account, so some of these things might not be a hundred percent true. But it says UFC is no longer being advertised on pay-per-view. UFC has privated the Conor McGregor free fight videos posted a few days ago.

00:32:28.96 – 00:32:48.30

McGregor and Dana White have been silent, and Michael Chandler is posting self-help quotes on Instagram. So it's not looking great for UFC 303 unless it's all at work. So what, what? What is the speculation that McGregor has been injured, injured, a.k.a. hungover? He's been hungover, I don't know.

00:32:48.42 – 00:32:58.82

I mean, it's tough to see that video of him just on a bunch of Molly at the club two weeks ago. And then allegedly, yeah, oh yeah, he was, yeah, he could just been chilling, but uh.

2Speaker 2
00:33:00.54 – 00:33:06.40

It's all looking good. No, it's not looking good. I really wanted to see this fight. I'm very upset.

3Speaker 3
00:33:06.40 – 00:33:23.40

Also, Stephen A. Smith that that clip also went viral of him and Shannon Sharp talking on first take. And Stephen A. Smith was like, Conor McGregor should not be going against a grappler. And and the UFC fans were like, very upset that Stephen A. Smith was breaking down.

00:33:23.72 – 00:33:24.40

He's trying to talk.

1Speaker 1
00:33:24.54 – 00:33:28.54

Talk, talk, punch. Yeah, you can't do that, Stephen A. You can't do that, you don't know, fist.

3Speaker 3
00:33:28.84 – 00:33:38.58

You don't know, on my cool throne, it's the peaky fucking blinders. all right. do the whole thing in your accent, the peaky fucking blinders.

00:33:39.52 – 00:33:52.94

Uh, let me read the press release. Tommy Shelby returns A Peaky Blinders film starring Silly and Murphy's coming to Netflix. Oh, this is bad. I got the Peaky fucking blind spot. It seems like Tommy Shelby wasn't finished with me.

00:33:53.68 – 00:34:04.10

It is very gratifying to be recollaborating with Steven Knight and Tom Hop on the film version of Peaky Fucking Blinders. This one is for the fans love that I'm excited for this.

1Speaker 1
00:34:04.10 – 00:34:08.00

That was silly Murphy that said that, uh, that was the official Netflix account.

3Speaker 3
00:34:08.00 – 00:34:11.94

Tweeted that I don't know who the quote is by, I'm assuming the director.

2Speaker 2
00:34:12.98 – 00:34:31.12

Peaky Blinders was such a good show and with no spoilers, even though it's been out for a long time. I loved the way they, like, ended it. I mean, there can't really be spoilers because there's a movie, but I just, I loved it. I love that show, I'm excited for this movie, it's a great show.

1Speaker 1
00:34:31.12 – 00:34:42.18

It's also going to make me want to smoke all the cigarettes. Yes, yes, it's going to be real shame if I start smoking again. Real shame, real shame, real shame, real shame, real shame.

2Speaker 2
00:34:42.22 – 00:34:47.56

That's the one that's coming up, I don't know. Oh, you just gave us a bad accent and didn't give.

1Speaker 1
00:34:47.56 – 00:34:52.54

U.S. any details? It was a great show, everyone had Peaky Blinders films, Don't Silly and Murphy.

2Speaker 2
00:34:52.54 – 00:34:57.12

Is coming to Netflix? Oh, okay, now, Netflix. Great important question.

00:34:57.16 – 00:34:57.88

I'm assuming that.

1Speaker 1
00:34:57.88 – 00:35:07.12

The answer is yes, since it's on Netflix, but are we going to get subtitles? I have to, cause you have to watch Peaky Blinders subtitles? Yeah, and it counts as reading a book every.

2Speaker 2
00:35:07.12 – 00:35:20.32

Episode You see, I watch everything with subtitles, Everything sports, not sports, so I guess not everything, anything, anything. Streaming comedy is usually a standup, no?

1Speaker 1
00:35:21.38 – 00:35:26.56

Oh, like a sitcom, yes pornography, yes subtitles.

00:35:26.72 – 00:35:27.70

Yes, oh fuck, you're going to.

2Speaker 2
00:35:27.70 – 00:35:32.80

Make me come, yeah, yeah, put it in there. uh yeah, no standup.

00:35:32.86 – 00:35:40.98

You can't because it goes too fast. So they'll say the punchline before sitcom, I don't really care, it's not like the same punch of a punchline, I can't do a sitcoms.

00:35:41.02 – 00:35:49.90

Can't do it, Yeah, I need it. I just get, I lose, I lose too much. I realized that, like, when I'm not using subtitles, I just zone out way too often.

00:35:50.40 – 00:35:58.56

So you did tires with subtitles, that one was actually timed up perfectly, it wasn't, it wasn't like the punchlines were coming too fast. Okay, yeah.

00:35:59.32 – 00:36:00.46

Tires was great by the way.

1Speaker 1
00:36:00.50 – 00:36:04.18

Go watch it. Yeah, yeah, all the guys, all right.

00:36:04.20 – 00:36:12.06

My hot seat is actually vaping. Oh, vaping's on the hot seat. Did you see the picture of the golfer over the weekend? The the female golfer? Yes.

00:36:12.14 – 00:36:20.64

CHARLIE HULL Yeah, so she went viral. She was ripping a dart as she was signing autographs for kids, by the way, which is awesome, so she was smoking a cigarette, signing autographs.

00:36:21.20 – 00:36:30.24

Somebody took her picture and then reported that she is smoking cigarettes to help her quit vaping. Which respect? We've all been there, okay, or some of us have been there, yeah.

00:36:30.56 – 00:36:45.96

But then it went viral. And now she's like, Yeah, I don't really see it. It's not that much of a big deal. My my father smokes 40 cigarettes a day and he has for 25 years and he's 75, and my brother, who's 25, also smokes 20 cigarettes a day. Um, so she's European, though.

00:36:45.98 – 00:36:46.34

I feel like it's.

2Speaker 2
00:36:46.34 – 00:36:55.78

Different rules, better tobacco. I do think like there's something to be said about, like jeans, they could just have jeans that are just cigarettes, don't bother them.

00:36:55.84 – 00:36:56.12

Yeah, so.

1Speaker 1
00:36:56.12 – 00:37:03.40

She actually sounds very healthy, she's in shape, she goes to the gym, she doesn't drink, but she does smoke. I feel like that's just one of one.

00:37:03.44 – 00:37:05.26

Yeah, nobody does that. Yeah, she does.

3Speaker 3
00:37:05.34 – 00:37:09.46

But she's trying to smoke so that she stops vaping, people that quit drinking, that's all they.

1Speaker 1
00:37:09.46 – 00:37:15.28

Do well, yeah, true, that's fair, but they did drink at one point. I don't think anybody is like, you know what?

00:37:15.30 – 00:37:25.40

I'm just going to smoke cigarettes and not drink at all as my lifestyle. So she used to vape, she wanted to stop vaping, and even though smoking is not better than vaping, she says, it's so you can vape indoors all the time.

00:37:25.40 – 00:37:31.62

So you do it more often. So that's why she's smoking cigarettes. That's a very fair point. It's true. When you vape, you wake up in the morning.

00:37:31.68 – 00:37:36.74

What's the first thing you do? hit the vape? you hit the vape. What's the last thing you do before you go to bed, after you think you're already in bed?

00:37:37.02 – 00:37:41.72

Oh, you lean over, you grab the vape, the vape. One last thing before I go to sleep. She's right about that, yeah.

00:37:41.72 – 00:37:53.66

The act of having to go outside, MM. And she said, I thought, if I smoke, I'm going to go outside and smoke a cigarette. When it's a slow round on the golf course, I smoke quite a few more than I should. smoking on the golf course, I think, is fine.

00:37:53.78 – 00:37:59.82

Yep, I think it rocks, in fact. But then she said, But listen, I will stop soon, it's just when she's not going to stop.

00:38:00.16 – 00:38:06.50

No, she didn't stop, she says. She's going to stop, She said. Yeah, she'll stop eventually. She'll stop eventually, but I respect her.

00:38:06.90 – 00:38:15.86

Charlie Hall is my new favorite golfer. Yep, my cool throne is. Threesomes, threesomes are back. Have you heard about this?

00:38:15.90 – 00:38:23.48

I have what happened. It just reported that the city of New York has invented threesomes. Okay, they call them Menage a trois.

00:38:23.88 – 00:38:24.66

It's a New York.

2Speaker 2
00:38:24.66 – 00:38:29.26

Term they invented, that term. Yep, that does sound New York-ish. it's very New York.

00:38:29.70 – 00:38:29.88

So.

1Speaker 1
00:38:29.88 – 00:38:36.96

Apparently people are having threesomes in New York. It's a trend piece in the New York Post. Oh, and they're like, Guess what's hot this summer? They're calling it the summer of threesomes.

2Speaker 2
00:38:36.96 – 00:38:41.54

So this New York Post and this writer are the biggest loser of all time.

3Speaker 3
00:38:42.28 – 00:38:46.16

It's because of the Zendaya movie, it's because of the challengers, the tennis.

2Speaker 2
00:38:47.28 – 00:38:53.64

Threesomes Was that a guy, girl, guy, guy, guy, girl, yeah, guy, girl, guy.

00:38:53.78 – 00:38:54.28

Yeah, same thing.

1Speaker 1
00:38:54.62 – 00:38:57.34

Were you asking about, like their body positions, like if you're captioning it?

2Speaker 2
00:38:57.54 – 00:39:06.24

It's a guy, girl, guy, and you said, guy, guy, girl. yeah, so it's guy, guy, girl.

1Speaker 1
00:39:08.36 – 00:39:13.66

Eiffel Tower Eiffel Tower is probably more likely. Yeah, but the guy's in the middle.

00:39:15.64 – 00:39:20.84

It was guy, guy, girl, No, got it, but they're back, yeah.

00:39:20.94 – 00:39:29.78

New York Post is all over this. I think they found, like three of their friends that had threesomes recently, they're like, Hey, would you like to be in a New York Post article? Yeah, have you ever just lived on?

2Speaker 2
00:39:29.78 – 00:39:34.40

Planet Earth where you're like, I'd love to have a threesome, I think in the article.

3Speaker 3
00:39:34.40 – 00:39:37.86

Katie, from Williamsburg, said She just had her first one a couple weeks ago.

1Speaker 1
00:39:38.00 – 00:39:49.52

Yeah, that's not a real threesome person, though, like, they just got into it because of the movie. Do you think real orgy people are like looking down their nose at the new threesome people? And they're like, you're just a challengers fan, you're not the actual lifestyle.

00:39:49.54 – 00:39:50.22

Yeah, like.

2Speaker 2
00:39:50.22 – 00:39:57.80

I'm about this shit, I'll say it, I wouldn't want to have a threesome. It's a lot of work. I just like, double the disappointment.

00:39:58.04 – 00:40:11.86

No, thank you. It's a lot of work. It's just, oh, okay, I can have like I would just be sitting on the sideline, just being like, all right, I'm out very quickly. And then what, what? And then they, they just it's just lesbian sex.

00:40:11.86 – 00:40:18.42

Okay, that's fine, but like it doesn't go how you think it goes in your head, wouldn't go how it went in real life. What are you looking for, Hank?

00:40:18.62 – 00:40:20.44

Someone stole my donuts, Oh, someone.

1Speaker 1
00:40:20.44 – 00:40:25.50

Stole your donuts? I said that I was, I was bringing them to the front desk. I need them.

3Speaker 3
00:40:27.00 – 00:40:31.62

I had to shoot a video for for Cain's donuts, I brought them in here so that people wouldn't.

1Speaker 1
00:40:31.62 – 00:40:40.62

Take them, I swear. I said that in front of this group, we were just having, we were just podcasting. While they're just looking for donuts, I need my donuts, you don't understand?

00:40:40.94 – 00:40:42.12

I would.

2Speaker 2
00:40:42.12 – 00:40:48.40

Be killed for it. Yeah, kill, it's for you, I understand, but I'd be killed if I the words ever came out of my mouth.

00:40:48.50 – 00:40:52.94

I need my donuts. You do, though. Okay, well, that's a different thing.

1Speaker 1
00:40:53.46 – 00:40:57.86

Hank anything else you'd like to add to threesome talk? No, I'm down. Great publicity.

2Speaker 2
00:40:57.86 – 00:41:02.88

For Cain's just getting, they literally were the girl and the guy, guy, girl threesome they're.

1Speaker 1
00:41:02.88 – 00:41:05.74

Getting glazed, they're right in the middle, glazed donuts. Yeah, yeah.

00:41:05.74 – 00:41:06.64

I just saw the donuts.

3Speaker 3
00:41:06.76 – 00:41:09.50

I was like, those are going to sit in here forever, No, I literally brought them in here for.

1Speaker 1
00:41:09.50 – 00:41:14.94

A purpose? Can you please get them? Thank you, you know what, though? I think a threesome would be better than a foursome.

00:41:15.96 – 00:41:26.62

If it's a foursome where it's two guys, two girls, then that's just, I don't know. Tag Team match No. Because then you're always like, that other guy's so much better than I am. That would suck.

00:41:26.70 – 00:41:31.24

That would be bad, that would fuck. So what if it was tag team, match, tag team, yeah.

00:41:31.28 – 00:41:39.18

Just like, close your eyes, and well, no, like, I'm done tag. Oh yeah, you just get. It's like, it's like a pitching rotation, right? You get a setup, man, then it closes.

00:41:39.26 – 00:41:39.38

Yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:41:39.38 – 00:41:43.18

You do the finishing move. I've already done my finishing move. We just we just rung the bell.

1Speaker 1
00:41:43.24 – 00:41:50.08

Yeah, that wouldn't be bad, but if it's a threesome, listen, you're disappointing. Two women. I've disappointed multiple women in my life. Not to brag.

00:41:50.26 – 00:41:51.40

There's, there's just not.

2Speaker 2
00:41:51.52 – 00:42:05.30

There's no way it would play out in my head, or how it plays out in everyone's head and fantasy, there's just reality. Would just be awkward me just sitting on the side, like I'd probably be getting dressed while they're still threesoming, or I guess it would be twosoming. It's also just.

3Speaker 3
00:42:05.30 – 00:42:14.78

Impossible to think about two girls being interested in that with you. I think if I were, I can't eat that, like, on what planet would two girls be? Like? You know what we should all do?

1Speaker 1
00:42:14.78 – 00:42:22.22

Together, yeah, you have to, like, suspend belief. When it's just one woman, it's like, I want to see you naked, I want your naked body pressing against mine.

00:42:22.46 – 00:42:29.14

And to tell me that there's two girls at the same time on planet Earth that want to do that to me, is that something's fishy here?

2Speaker 2
00:42:29.22 – 00:42:42.26

Now that I'm saying it, I don't even think that. You would be able to qualify me in a threesome, it would be a twosome featuring me, you know, I'd have like a feature like, like lyric or bar. Yeah, like, Oh, was he on that song?

00:42:42.36 – 00:42:44.48

Oh, okay, cool, you do the remix of it, yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:42:44.48 – 00:42:48.62

They're doing their thing and then occasionally you get on top and yeah, smooch, yeah, right.

2Speaker 2
00:42:48.68 – 00:42:52.28

Exactly, you're doing great. Yeah, Adam on the head, all right.

00:42:52.36 – 00:43:19.14

Uh, my hot seats is, uh, I got two of them, uh, two versus San Diego Padres infielder to help me. Jake took him to Capita Marcano, who has been banned from baseball for gambling, and, uh, Marcano won only 4.3 of the 231 MLB related bets he placed. So I guess it's also a cool throne for me because I'm not the worst game.

00:43:19.22 – 00:43:25.36

Was he taking wild prop? Had to have been parlays, had to have been crazy, crazy, crazy.

1Speaker 1
00:43:25.56 – 00:43:29.52

Yeah, that's not so. If you're that bad at your bets, though, I feel like they should look the.

2Speaker 2
00:43:29.52 – 00:43:37.80

Other way, yeah, he pays, uh uh, came out and he, he's guilty, or he's he admitted guilt, um.

1Speaker 1
00:43:37.80 – 00:43:42.26

So they're not even going to go to trial, they say. MLB said. Case closed, case closed.

2Speaker 2
00:43:42.50 – 00:43:47.40

Now you could say, Oh, he's the fall guy, but I think he's up to, like, 33 years in jail, that's.

1Speaker 1
00:43:47.40 – 00:43:53.22

A lot of jail. If he is a fall guy, I think he is the best fall guy, ever, ever, he committed.

2Speaker 2
00:43:53.22 – 00:43:57.40

Like, Sepuku, Fall, Fall Guy, Hall of Fame, Yeah, yeah, the Goat.

00:43:57.40 – 00:43:58.26

Uh, but yeah. 4.

00:43:58.26 – 00:44:07.94

3 of his, uh, 231 MLB related bets is insane. Hank, you're upset about the donut I was going to use. He's upset about the donuts way to go, Max.

00:44:08.02 – 00:44:16.56

Not Diva Hank way to go, Max, Uh, and then my other hot seat. I wouldn't take his stuff out of the booth. Yeah, it, that's true.

00:44:17.02 – 00:44:33.44

My other hot seat is this random guy's, uh, best friend, who I don't know if you guys saw this. It made me laugh last night when I was scrolling Twitter, this guy, Mr. F. Boyer wrote. When I was 30, my best friend and I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about.

00:44:33.44 – 00:44:35.02

Now we're 46.

00:44:35.26 – 00:44:41.40

I'm married with kids. He's still partying. We hung out tonight and I assure you he's a loser, okay?

00:44:41.56 – 00:44:44.64

What a fucking dickhead thing to put out.

1Speaker 1
00:44:44.64 – 00:44:49.32

There, Yeah, that is bad friend. Yeah, my best friend's a loser, that's tough.

00:44:49.56 – 00:44:50.12

Yeah, who said?

2Speaker 2
00:44:50.12 – 00:45:02.58

That it was just some guy named F. Boyer, I don't know. It just made me laugh because it was just like then he. He replied a million times to people being like, You sound like a bad friend. He's like, I'm talking about him, not evolving as a person.

00:45:02.58 – 00:45:04.20

It's like, No dude, you just you just.

1Speaker 1
00:45:04.20 – 00:45:07.88

Called him a loser. Yeah, that's a bad friend. I thought for a second, that was a euphemism, you.

2Speaker 2
00:45:07.88 – 00:45:15.86

Were using for somebody that we knew. No, no, it's literally f boyer, f boyer. This guy kind of sucks. Don't be friends with that guy.

00:45:15.90 – 00:45:25.04

No, bad dude, bad dude. Also, you already were a loser because you said the phrase. I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about.

1Speaker 1
00:45:25.54 – 00:45:30.86

Cool dude, that means that while he was partying with you, he he hated you. Yeah, which we can.

2Speaker 2
00:45:30.86 – 00:45:38.18

Tell now, Yeah, uh, and then my cool throne reverse of this, cause this guy sucks. my cool throne is, dudes.

00:45:38.88 – 00:45:50.22

Cause they rock we are in the works of, and it's going to be a barstool sports Sports Joint PMT will be big behind it. Jersey Jerry started it, Dude fest.

00:45:50.52 – 00:46:07.48

So this happened last night, our friend Jerry tweeted out. They should start an only fans. But for guys not sexual or gay. Just like if you want to meet new guy friends, to hang out, smoke cigars, watch sports, golf, et cetera. This tweet probably sounds really gay, and I'm not sure why I'm even.

1Speaker 1
00:46:07.48 – 00:46:31.16

Tweeting it But I have a hard time making friends. It's a It's a brave tweet by Jerry Yeah. So, um, what? Part of that translates to only fans, though, cause it seems like he's talking about a Tinder, but just for dudes that want to hang out, if there was an only fans for guys. It would be like you pay videos and you get like exclusive content of. Like a guy smoking a cigar and like kicking his feet up on his couch.

00:46:31.26 – 00:46:33.04

I don't know, I mean, someone did point out that.

2Speaker 2
00:46:33.04 – 00:46:38.44

You could literally call that only fans, though. what Jerry came up with? That's true, just be only sports fans, yeah.

00:46:38.88 – 00:46:52.10

But, uh, Vinnie J's lonely fans, uh, how about Hear me out Barstool, Chicago's Dude Fest 2024? And, uh, we're doing it, we're going to have Dude Fat where, uh, we are working on location as we speak.

00:46:52.10 – 00:46:57.36

Type of location? Uh, Joe's on weed has been thrown out there. Great place, so bar, yup.

00:46:57.68 – 00:47:26.66

Well, a big enough bar that we can have a stage. So the idea, cause I was thinking about it this morning. I want a stage and we'll plan it out better than just like anyone can walk up. But I want a stage where dudes can go up and they could show us their favorite puke video, their favorite wrestling video. Dudes could go up and show us a picture of the best brisket they've done. Dudes could show up and do a couple of reps on the bench, press, dudes could show, could, could walk up there and talk to us.

00:47:26.72 – 00:47:57.66

One guy said he wanted to to do a five minute seminar on the wing T offense. Just dudes talking about dude stuff and everyone being supportive and cheering for it. We're also going to have the first ever uh, random dudes, uh, random athlete spelling B, where I will have like 10 to 15 people. And you have two seconds when you step into the mic and you have to name a random, uh, sports player. And the the the ruling of it is going to be, that person can never have won anything, okay?

00:47:57.82 – 00:48:13.48

Cause, like, you can't use naming guys, you got to name guys, but it can't be a guy, it can't be. Kobe Bryant. You know what I mean? It has to be a name that you haven't thought of forever. Who didn't win any one? never an All-star, never won MVP, never won a World Series or a Superbowl?

00:48:13.90 – 00:48:22.54

And it's going to be Dude Fest and it's going to fucking rock. What do you guys think? I think it should be outside? Okay, well, so we were thinking about it.

00:48:22.58 – 00:48:39.58

We're thinking about maybe doing one in August. But I also think that the week or two after Superbowl would be a perfect time for Dude Fest. Not a lot going on, like, everyone's kind of down and it's just dudes supporting dudes. I also have thought of this idea. There will be obviously tickets.

00:48:39.92 – 00:48:49.74

You buy a ticket, when you walk in the door, you get handed a $10 bet and all the dudes are on the same bet. That's a good idea. Yeah, yeah.

00:48:50.12 – 00:49:04.96

So it's it will be baked in the price. You just you're. You were all on a random over right hardcore duty. I want to, I want to maybe get like a super strong guy to come and and and just deadlift like a thousand pounds. Are there winners losers?

00:49:05.26 – 00:49:10.52

No competition, Anyone who shows up to Dude Fest is a winner. you're a winner cause you love dudes, but again, not.

1Speaker 1
00:49:10.52 – 00:49:14.32

Sexual, it's just dudes. Yeah, uh, okay, yeah.

00:49:14.48 – 00:49:20.84

I, I, it's just like, completely open, you can say whatever you want as a man. Yeah, we can just be dudes, just being dudes.

00:49:20.94 – 00:49:21.60

Yeah, there should.

2Speaker 2
00:49:21.60 – 00:49:26.54

Be a fart contest Oh yes, great idea. that's on the list fart contest.

00:49:26.60 – 00:49:31.06

What about burping contest? Burping contest, we're going to do. That's the prelim for the fart contest, yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:49:31.10 – 00:49:36.84

Wing eating contest Yeah, what if a female tries to show up to dude Fest? Nope denied at the door.

2Speaker 2
00:49:37.06 – 00:49:40.48

Denied at the door. Okay, I just wanted to make sure of that. What hank, nothing.

00:49:40.70 – 00:49:46.64

What hank, what are you saying? We can't do it? No, no, no, no, no, you want to talk about trans?

00:49:46.76 – 00:49:52.54

No, no, you sounded like Hank wanted to talk about trans, You want to talk about trans, I don't.

00:49:52.68 – 00:49:56.64

Yeah, I definitely don't. you did. You wanted to have this conversation? Definitely not.

3Speaker 3
00:49:56.90 – 00:50:03.78

Want to have a heavy conversation? I think there should be a. It sounds like a festival like you, the things you just listed off, well, it's literally it's like.

00:50:03.94 – 00:50:09.20

What gave it away, dude Fest? Well, but if you do it at Joe's, what are you going to have a three-day festival at Joe's?

2Speaker 2
00:50:09.20 – 00:50:25.80

On weed, no, it's hank we have to be. You can't just like, expect people to do a three-day festival right off the jump, we have to, we have to do a proof of concept. So, like, Dude, the Dude Fest 1.0 is not going to think about like a Elio's Ice con. It's kind of like that.

00:50:25.82 – 00:50:26.70

Yeah, it'd be like.

1Speaker 1
00:50:26.70 – 00:50:31.70

An open mic for guys like Open, open, Geek, Yeah, right, and then when we, that doesn't work, but.

2Speaker 2
00:50:31.70 – 00:50:51.08

You understand what I'm saying when we when we build it bigger than maybe we'll build in like music, but I don't even want. I don't want like to have like a headliner band or something, because I want dudes to just be able to be dudes. Cause like, what if you come to Dude Fest and it's a band you don't like? No one doesn't dislikes a dude showing us a picture of the best steak he's.

1Speaker 1
00:50:51.08 – 00:51:03.30

Cooked that dude rocks. There should be like some sort of maybe everybody in there is in the musical group, maybe there's like one minute and a half time slot where everyone just sings. Mr.

2Speaker 2
00:51:03.36 – 00:51:08.86

Brightside No. We're going to do the the I'll be the we'll do that. Yeah, yeah.

00:51:09.06 – 00:51:18.02

Well, the whole bar will do that. Pifty cuts it last minute. Oh, hank. Oh boy, Hank's upset.

00:51:18.22 – 00:51:19.56

Hank's a little.

1Speaker 1
00:51:19.70 – 00:51:24.40

He's got a little angel recent, he's got a little angel recent, him he saw, he saw Max Caitlin Clark.

2Speaker 2
00:51:24.40 – 00:51:30.98

Get up on stage, crush it, add this to the list. Max, Yeah. And now a real shame of Pifty kept.

3Speaker 3
00:51:30.98 – 00:51:35.44

Asking me to do songs and cutting them moments before the show starts, it would be a real shame.

2Speaker 2
00:51:35.44 – 00:51:40.80

If Hank didn't get invited to Dude Fest, cause he's showing some undudes like behavior right now.

3Speaker 3
00:51:40.84 – 00:51:44.64

I'm just, we're just talking out. This is how the process works. Some chick tendency, yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:51:44.68 – 00:51:50.54

This is literally off chick right now. This is the process. Yeah, you got too many feels for.

3Speaker 3
00:51:50.54 – 00:51:57.76

Dudes, No, I literally my my. I feel like my entire existence is just trying to reign in some of big cats bigger scale ideas. When he's like, all right, we're going to have one night, it's.

2Speaker 2
00:51:57.76 – 00:52:02.96

Also, not do a hundred things, all right, sorry, well, it's a hundred things, but it's like.

3Speaker 3
00:52:02.96 – 00:52:06.70

It's going to also every single person's going to go on. No, not every single person, I think.

1Speaker 1
00:52:06.70 – 00:52:12.96

Everyone has to apply for what they want to do, and then we would put together a set list, right?

3Speaker 3
00:52:13.42 – 00:52:20.54

Correct, I thought was when I heard all that was like, it's like a festival where there's different stages with different things going on. You can walk around. That will be where we'll get.

2Speaker 2
00:52:20.54 – 00:52:23.94

To got it like, what, yes, year five of Dude fest?

00:52:24.06 – 00:52:32.46

There will be an entire tent where it will just be stone cold. Uh, so-called Steve Austin highlights on loop. You can just go in there and.

1Speaker 1
00:52:32.46 – 00:52:41.76

Watch it with your dudes. It'd be like what South by Southwest turned into where? It's a week long event and you've got like, lanyards and you can go to, like the dude seminars that they're giving.

2Speaker 2
00:52:42.12 – 00:52:49.36

Yeah, right, there'll be a tent where it's just dingers. Steve Adazio, Steve Adazio, we'd love for you to kick off dude fest.

00:52:49.52 – 00:53:02.18

Keynote Speaker Yep, be a dude. The Harbaugh's will be involved in some capacity, whether that be just a video he sends me or both of them send me. By the way, did you see the Harbaugh's have a football camp now? coaching camp? I didn't see that.

00:53:02.24 – 00:53:23.14

No, I saw his golf tournament. We need to get involved with the Harbaugh Football camp because we actually this is. This may sound crazy because I. It's going to be football coaches and they're going to teach them football. But I think we could lend our hand in in media training. Yeah, a hundred percent we could, I guess. We just had all the coaches go through.

1Speaker 1
00:53:23.14 – 00:53:28.02

The toughest questions we could ask them, yeah, and just teach them how to say it starts with me, yeah.

00:53:28.26 – 00:53:36.34

I need to take, I gotta take a long look in the mirror because it starts and it ends with me. Yeah, all right, so Hank's out on Dude Fest. I love it.

00:53:36.66 – 00:53:43.12

Yeah, I mean, I, I. It took me a while to really understand what the what the boundaries were for people that are presenting at Dude Fest.

2Speaker 2
00:53:43.16 – 00:53:46.04

Yeah, it's just kind of anything that's cool. Yeah, we're, yeah, exactly.

00:53:46.12 – 00:53:56.38

We're going to have, yeah, like, um, if anyone will have a portion, maybe a 10 minute portion, where dudes will? We'll just come up and show the biggest fish they caught. Yeah, that's good, like, that's going to be awesome.

00:53:56.64 – 00:54:02.18

Even bring the fish. Yeah, some cool shed you built, yeah, we'll have a whole picture time.

00:54:03.02 – 00:54:06.66

It's going to rock. Talk about your car, I know Max is in.

1Speaker 1
00:54:06.76 – 00:54:10.38

Max fucking loves, dude, get up there and just tell me all the stuff you've done to your car, don't.

2Speaker 2
00:54:10.38 – 00:54:15.76

Even show pictures. We should have someone just go up and teach us about cars. Yeah, five minutes, here's where the gas goes in.

00:54:15.86 – 00:54:19.92

Yeah, the spelling bee of random athletes is going to be electric.

1Speaker 1
00:54:20.18 – 00:54:23.70

So there's no spelling involved in that. No, okay, so I just get up there, I say.

2Speaker 2
00:54:23.70 – 00:54:32.44

Steve BeDroSiAN Yeah, and then I have two seconds and I have to come up with someone and I say, Oh, Fred McGriff, Yep, he's too accomplished.

00:54:32.80 – 00:54:39.06

And he's like, Nope, you're out. So how will we verify? We'll have, we'll have the scripts, people there.

00:54:41.08 – 00:54:45.58

Yeah, they'll be there, they'll be there, they'll do their fucking nerdy voice, we'll have to have them behind the curtain.

00:54:45.58 – 00:54:49.08

Cause that guy's not a dude. Dr. Bailey Yeah, Dr.

00:54:49.14 – 00:54:57.50

BAILEY No doctors allowed, no doctors allowed at Dude Fest. That's way chiropractors I. W. We should maybe have a portion of.

00:54:59.10 – 00:55:02.96

Dudes with ailments that come up and they just ask the whole audience what they think is wrong.

1Speaker 1
00:55:03.18 – 00:55:10.30

Or has anybody here ever had this? Yeah, I've got a fucking rash on my shoulder. Can any dude help me? I'll just show my toe.

00:55:11.46 – 00:55:14.84

What's going on? Does this? Yeah, that's entire segment. Does this look infected?

00:55:15.00 – 00:55:20.30

Yes, yes, that's dude fest. We're helping each other out. Do you think, do you think I should see someone about this?

00:55:20.48 – 00:55:22.86

Yeah, anyone know what's going on with my tooth?

2Speaker 2
00:55:26.00 – 00:55:38.82

And dudes will just shout it out, so dude fest is going to happen. I've already put the wheels in motion, we're. There's been some big steps taken. Uh, which Hank probably hates right now, but, uh, I'm getting excited.

00:55:38.92 – 00:55:42.50

Cool to run dudes, all right, Jake, Um, my hot seats the French.

1Speaker 1
00:55:42.50 – 00:55:59.40

Open They kind of decided with you on this one because Novak had to retire or withdraw due to injury. And he blamed the court surface because of the rain. He asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve of that. That's fucking bullshit. He slipped way too many times.

00:55:59.42 – 00:56:08.16

He said Could this injury have been prevented, possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the court during the set? That's basically all I asked for, so now that sounds like.

2Speaker 2
00:56:08.26 – 00:56:14.24

That sounds like Rafa's guys do Rafa's out. Yeah, No, I'm saying they want to keep Rafa's.

1Speaker 1
00:56:14.24 – 00:56:21.88

Legacy and everything. Oh yeah, so Joker had to withdraw. What happened to him. What's the actual problem with this?

00:56:22.62 – 00:56:28.98

Oh, he tours Meniscus. You're never the same athlete after that. Oh, don't say that. never, yeah.

00:56:30.16 – 00:56:43.28

Meniscus is really, uh, due to a medial, medial, uh, medial. uh, medial feel meniscus tear in my right knee. Yeah, that's bad. No, he won't be.

00:56:44.64 – 00:56:48.72

After you have a meniscus, you're never the same athlete you were. I love how hard memes last.

00:56:50.98 – 00:56:56.58

Yeah, he's taken on the entire court system, literal court system. Love that? Oh yeah.

00:56:56.96 – 00:57:10.80

Um, my cool drone is JJ Redick. Oh, we have a report from Shams that he is, they are. The Lakers are zeroing in as Redick as the front runner for the head coaching position. We knew this, but this is now out there. Yeah, we call it out there.

00:57:11.00 – 00:57:17.14

We called it, we called it, and then is he saying, also, Lebron to Cleveland, No. Connect the dots.

00:57:18.82 – 00:57:25.26

Connect the dots. I'm excited to see how that pans out. Yeah, I want to see them continue doing their podcast as coach and player. Yep.

2Speaker 2
00:57:26.22 – 00:57:32.84

Get drunk together, that vino. I feel bad for JJ when either LeBron leaves or LeBron blames JJ.

1Speaker 1
00:57:32.84 – 00:57:43.90

Because that's kind of the only two outcomes I think you have to practice that. In your interview for the Lakers, like, how, how would you react if LeBron said, We have to get better on coaching? Yeah, what's your reaction to that?

00:57:43.98 – 00:57:54.42

Do you say LeBron's right? Do you say he's right? I stink? Are you hard on yourself? I think the only way to get in front of LeBron doing that is you have to. You have to be more hard on yourself than LeBron could ever be.

00:57:54.44 – 00:57:56.92

Yes, right off the bat, I do think.

2Speaker 2
00:57:56.92 – 00:58:09.26

J.J. would be a good coach, so good luck to him front of the program. Um, okay, speaking of N.BA, let's get to our great interview with Ryan Russillo and then we'll finish up with guys.

1Speaker 1
00:58:09.26 – 00:58:22.40

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