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Okay, we're really really late. We got to start the show. I want to get right into it, but I really want to tell you something About myself that not a lot of people know. But I know you're waiting. I know you're waiting.
We got. we should probably get to the show. It's like it's gonna start like any second now and I can't wait to see who the guest is. I don't know if it's mine or theirs. I don't know, because I'm sure I'm looking in the mirror right now, you guys, And I look amazing.
I look Incredible. I'm wearing a baseball hat. Am I in class? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Okay, we'll get right to it. guy to it. Get right to it. Get right to it.
Get right to it. Welcome to smart list, right?
What?
Right, what?
Smart what?
Will mention that he was gonna try a couple of new characters today. Oh, yeah.
Daddy talk about the new characters. Is that what he was saying? Make sure they aren't offensive Accents, please. Okay. Oh, this guy's defending you.
That's sort of stereotypical.
What. you don't know anything about that guy's story. You don't know anything about that guy's about him. Tell us about him. Oh, I sorry he so in.
I love talking about my work as an actor and how I got there, and.
This is a great segue, because let me take you, let me tell you what I want. Yeah, I agree, It is what I want to listen. Will and I are fresh off the boat from New York. Oh, yes, we travel by water. We don't like to fly.
No, Sean. You'll be quiet, Sean. You will be quiet, you'll be quiet corner and We're back from New York and we we went and saw Sean's play. We had the pleasure. We have Alaska.
Oh, sorry, the Belasco.
We have the honor of seeing Sean in Goodnight Oscar at the Belasco.
And let me tell you about garbage.
You can smell it from a mile away, but when you actually see it, yeah, trash, when you look at trash.
It'll pile up. It does and he's a flies. give it away. Yeah, the flies. I used to date that all the time, Sean.
guys, Sean is such a mega anywhere near, if you're anywhere near.
New York City listener. Yeah, do your eyes and ears a favor, and your heart, quite frankly, and your tear ducts and your laugh Machine, and go see. Goodnight, Oscar, Sean. I will, and I said it immediately after the standing ovation.
No, Sean turned around, Sean. Jason was sitting directly in front of me and he turned around and Jason looks at me and he says
Sean's ruined the podcast. He's ruined the podcast. We can no longer who we gonna make fun of now.
Who can we just get ready? I have any said, he said. and he said how is Sean? He goes and does this every night, and I said not every night.
Not every night, I couldn't make that deal.
Tuesday. most people I'm probably they take a day one night up. No, no, I'm, Sean was talented.
I think we all know Sean is talented. But when you see him play this character, that takes pure acting skill and Then he plays the piano. I knew he was classically trained, but then to see him play seven minutes of Rhapsody in Blue, Yeah, unaccompanied on a big-ass Steinway in the middle of a Broadway stage and bring the entire audience to their feet with, with wet faces from The crescendo of this play, with him playing this piano really does play it. I mean, it's just. and this character they played.
I mean Sean, I'm really, really, really knocked out, true. Thank you, Absolutely, the most magical night I've ever had in the theater, and I know what a weird sentence that is.
But but it's very sweet. Well, you've had a few magical nights behind some theaters, but let's behind the theaters, Sitting in the chair, but in the theater, and, and we, we, that's the theater. That's the theater. That's right off Van Nuys. Anyway, that's a different story.
We'll save that for different podcast. But Sean, truly, and, and, and Jason, you, you and I, were not alone in that. everybody in that theater felt that it was palpable. It was incredible. We, all of our friends who are there, all of whom are actors and who, and everybody, you're going like this character that he created in.
Unbelievable, what about the star wattage that Sean can cram and that not just our dumbasses? that Berg is sitting there and he's a part investor in the play. He believes in it so much. and boy was he feeling smart at the end. That's really sweet.
It was unbelievable. and and and our buddy Frank Marshall was there. He was just beside himself, what also one of the producers of the play, and then just saying, I mean, I mean everybody, it was, It was unbelievable, Sean, it was incredible, Marty short. This is my favorite. so I seem.
Marty and Andrea Martin were sitting in front of you, J and And. so we go to the after party and we're walking over to the table. We're up where we're all sitting and I go by Marty Marty's at the bar, and there are probably 40 beat people between him and and me, and he looks at, he catches my eye and across everybody he shouts Why don't you have talent like that?
Wait another another great line, though that will, will came up to me at the party afterwards and the first thing will. Arnett says to Me he goes. Hey, I had to get up there in the piano part. How did it go?
And then you wake up to a nomination from the Outer Critics Circle.
You guys are so nice.
We love you. We love you.
We were not. now let me just say something. it meant the world that you got. it meant the world that you guys took the Time and effort to come out to see me and support me. I love you guys.
You're my brothers. We always talk about it, but I just you just made my my night. I'm gonna see it again.
I would, I would have done it every night of the week if we thanks. That's all the time we have. I think okay.
I Can't wait.
Okay, I can't wait. this is so exciting. This is so exciting. Okay, I'm gonna nerd out, guys. Okay.
So, William Shatner, you back. It's Chewbacca. Well close.
Our guest today. I'm so glad we got him here. I wasn't sure he keep available because, as they say, he's hot, hot, hot right now, and in the Hollywood That's triple. He really is all anyone talks about right now. at age 11, He was a Texas State swimming champion.
before throwing in the towel, Don't worry. He still had a speedo on and heading to the Golden State and then pursuing an acting career, He's become quite the staple in American culture in the last few years, being in the forefront of some major movie and television franchises. The Internet refers to him as the ultimate daddy, But, probably most importantly, he did a reading with me of Goodnight Oscar only a few years ago. Oh my god, please. Welcome my pal Pedro Pascal, No way.
This is a good. Here we go. You can just pull over, turn your car off and.
Enjoy this. No, no, keep it on. It keeps going through the speakers. Pedro Pascal. Oh my gosh.
No, no.
This guy? no, can't do it. putting the curtain back. All right. Oh, no, where'd you go?
No, are you Pedro right now? Where am I? I'm in Los Angeles. Oh, you are. Okay, good City of Angels, and in your house.
It looks like an empty interrogation room. It's like an I'm in an empty interrogation room.
Can I move the camera around to even?
See, no care. Wow, you're really in an empty room. I've been abducted, huh? But they let you do a podcast fans, but they're, but they're fans of your podcast. Wow, that's good.
Now. Let me say something.
It's true. I'm into daddy's. you've seen Scotty, but I'm not hitting in you. I'm just celebrating how cool it is that the Internet has Collectively referred to you as our daddy and that you embrace it. I've seen you in interviews and stuff like you, kind of like that.
It's kind of cool. Look, you got the scruff going on. you wear the glasses. I just want people to like me.
Well, just keep talking. You know the kid. that's what the kids call you. you've got what the kids call Riz. do we know what Riz is?
no.
Yeah, no, what's, Riz?
Charasma, okay, My kids would say they call it W Riz. got that W Riz, wild charisma, get real and bear.
I want to talk about Craig Mason when we get to it.
We're not talking about Craig, amazing. I want to continue talking about. good night, Oscar. We have just a little bit. you have to invite me.
No, we have buddy, because you've got. the opening was good, lord. Recently it was yeah, and this is a this and the. the production is directed by Lisa Peterson, right, correct?
That's correct. Incredibly well-directed. I did a staged reading for Lisa Peterson.
23 years ago at the taper. That's where I met her. it was part of the. I can't remember what the label of the theater festival and festival new works sort of season that it was and I Nothing, I, just I. we're old.
Lisa's amazing. Did you like? did you like her then? I loved her. It was amazing.
I was desperate to get you know. a job in in in Professional theater, no matter where I was, whether it was Los Angeles or New York, Did that one end up going to stage? it did not. if it did, it did not go with me.
Did you so so major? did you you're? you're from Texas, which I did not know. You started. did you start?
were you doing theater in Texas? No, you know, so I was so. I was born in Chile.
Yeah in Santiago, Chile. Yeah, and I have to say that's not brag about the research, Sean. No, no, but I want to say this to you in la escuela secondo Secundaria, en la clase de espanol me llamaba Santiago, por que otro chico eligio Juan.
Pero que bien Sean, estoy Santiago. Perdona. Do you know how to speak Spanish? Sean? Que orgullo.
My. I said in Spanish class in high school, my name was Santiago, because it's some other kid picked Juan, which is Sean.
Will, this is a great opportunity for you to?
Launch your the Spanish character. You're working. I would like to, but my character is from Bolivia, sadly.
That's better than that's better than the arbitrary Latino accents I have.
By the way, Pedro, I want to Jason, you can go, but I do want, now that we're in South America. We're talking about this. Pedro, I am. I got to know you, and not personally, but like a lot of people, from watching Narcos. I thought you were so Fucking great in Narcos.
I loved, I loved Narcos and you were so Great in it, and it was like. I'm sure it was one of those things You've been working for years, and then everybody's like hey, look at, look at this guy, You're like, hey, man, I've been around for a long time. Right? Was that kind of how that happened, filled with talent for years?
it was.
Narcos was a really lucky job and I think it came on the coattails of the big fight of Oberyn Martell in the mountain and Game of Thrones and the people over at some Netflix realizing that I wasn't living past that episode and then
Spoiler alert. a spoiler alert. Sorry everybody from 10 years ago. See, I'm not a Game of Thrones fan.
So I didn't. I've never watched. not that you're not a fan. You just haven't seen it.
It was a splashy guest role of the season, sort of at the height of the game's popularity, at the game, the games.
They're good. God, it's early for me. Not only we're not gonna cut that, we're gonna double that one. Keep going.
well, that was really the first thing that That was the first time I experienced sort of a larger exposure in relation to work in a big way.
And and that I would, and you met David Benioff in your life. Yeah, I'm saying, you know, exactly.
it completely started there for me as far as consistent work, and and so because of Game of Thrones, I got Narcos, and then That it was amazing. We shot the entire thing in Columbia. Yeah, it was six to seven months a season, and they would have one. it was sort of like. It was so location-based, you know, which is part of the reason I think the show worked as well as it did, because the physical landscape of the show was kind of its secret weapon, in that Where we were shooting was kind of the main character of the show, more than these larger-than-life real.
Dangerous human beings and dangerous circumstances. What was that like working in Columbia? You know, I'm a soft guy and and and all I'm thinking about is Humidity and I'm and I'm smelling a little bit of mildew on the wardrobe.
Jungle and was it tough to get dry.
Sometimes we were in the jungle. The base of production was in Bogota, and Bogota is 9,000 feet, right?
Yeah, and so I'm thinking the crispy snacks at crafty did were chewy, right? And so it was tough to get a good crunch out of the chips. You could never. no. No, it was dry.
It was, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't humid up in Bogota. Bogota is like Four seasons in a day and humidity isn't part of it. It's kind of gets dry, sunny, rainy.
Windy cold. It's generally like Jason's personality, like kind of from Monday to Friday. It's kind of cold, but manic.
Manic, but but some sometimes beautiful Hostile, but the cocaine is always just around the corner.
careful.
I Mean and Jay what was. and Jay really what he wants to know is nice hotel and how close is the private airport? You know, and if he's got that down, then he's happy.
It's only prop planes going in and out of those high you guys would love.
Columbia and not for the reasons you think it is. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. It's the best.
I would love. I like the yellow soccer uniforms.
It's all I'm into books. you would like the beaches and the mountains and the people.
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Think it's fascinating. I want these guys to hear this because when I was reading about you, about about your parents, were the the political asylum that they had to seek when you were a kid, and The going around the Denmark and then like, but, by the way, before you get into this.
I'm gonna ask these guys Pedro, you know this, but we're gonna expose these guys. Do you guys know who the dictator was in Chile? who was, you know? Ostensibly just a puppet of the American. without looking it up.
Paul Dungar. No, no, darn. It's ner Pinochet. Anyway, keep going. That's right.
Go ahead, Sean. I'm just exposing them, Pedro.
No, I mean if you said enough vowels and consonants that you can kind of manipulate in the edit, that he said Pinochet.
Will, but yes, how do you get it all in your head?
Because I don't think about anything else. could my brain? I know I have very little, I have no street smarts, Pinochet. So your parents fled. so you guys fled as because they were in opposition to Pinochet.
Yes. Is that true? Yes. No, it's a lie. No, but you know, sometimes they build you.
sometimes stuff on your Wikipedia gets kind of blown out of proportion. What, what, what was the deal there?
Then I want to know how much you paid for your name, because it's a best name in.
Holly. well, he's gonna get to that, because his last name was different, right? He had to change it here.
yes, I was born. I was born Jose Pedro Balmaceda, Pascal and.
and And and my parents. they were just very young when they had my sister and myself, my sister's two and a half years older than me, and And There was a cousin of my mother's that was very, very involved in the opposition movement against the military regime. Its proximity to our family. I wouldn't say that my parents were Revolutionaries by any stretch of the imagination, but they were not actually dissidents, Ernie. Yeah.
No, they were young liberal college students and and and ties from my mom's side to.
A Close ties to the opposition movement just in terms of family. It was a first cousin of my mother's. My dad was doing his residency at the University Hospital La Catolica, it's called, and so there was a there a gunfight that my parents were not involved in, But somebody was wounded and they brought him to my parents house So that my father could help tend the wound, hide them for a while. the person that Brought them to our house and you know, I was four months old at the time
He was taken into custody and tortured and gave names, and then they came looking for my parents. Wow, wait, and so then my parents had to go into hiding for about six months, as it's been told to me, and they, you know.
Like some sort of political thriller.
From the early 80s, they they found a way to. they saw that these there was a change of guard at the Venezuelan Embassy where.
One guy Got off the bus, the same bus that the other guy would get on to to switch places, And so there was this window Where they could get in there, you know, climb over the wall, like physically way, Physically, climb over the wall and then land on On the other side of the the wall, and and and demand.
Asylum and it, and it worked. Well. one time, Jason, you told Jason When you were a kid, one time you went to the guard Yeah, And you didn't have the right pass at Warner's and you had to go to the gate for and say one is that true?
And I thought about going over the wall.
But I was going to park in the main lot and you had to end up walking over The stage instead of going through gate one. I heard about. I jumped on the back of a golf.
Jason got his first job.
Similar in the guard and then the pass was didn't match up. I dropped my headshot.
I had to double back for my headshot and golf golf cart ran over it, Pedro.
I you know, I remember one of the reasons I know when I was in 1981 and these guys know I'm good on dates the movie Miss missing came out with sissy's basic, Jack Lemmon and and John As well, he's the guy who goes missing and my mom took it to me to see it in the theater. I was probably too young, my mom and And, but I was probably too young, but but she took me anyway And it had such an impact on me to see how other people were living and in really in a real way, like a real. So it's always. I've always. I haven't paid attention necessarily, But, but I always knew that that was the reality in that part of the world, Especially at that time.
and it occurs to me, as you're telling this and you're so good at telling this story and you're such a Yeah, you do have that, Riz. You're very charismatic. Has it ever occurred to you? Have you ever thought about sort of writing a story based on that? or do it?
No, no, can we write it? and would you do it?
Man, it's, it's what an unbelievable story.
It's totally unbelievable. I saw missing myself when I was a kid. It is It had such an imprint in My, you know brain when I saw it because of how closely I could relate it to my parents experience in this.
Don't direct that.
No, it was Costa Gravas. Ah, and and, and you know, my mom was like Little and beautiful, like sissy's basic, you know. Yeah, and And I I remember I think about this now in my middle age that how strange it is to.
Get information in that way through cinema, and relate it to an Kind of immediate experience of my parents that they aren't sharing with me. Not that, not that it was, not that it was this big secret or anything like that. But they just um, we just didn't talk about it. Really? You've been back there since yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I've been back my whole life. They ended up on a list of pardoned exiles when I was eight Years old. Oh great. And so At that point my older sister and I we had already gotten sent back on our own.
You know the late 70s, early 80s, four-year-olds traveling by themselves, you know, in the custody of, like a stewardess. And but when I was eight, It was like a huge family reunion, because there were very large families on both sides that were left behind and and ever since then We'd go back My whole life. my younger siblings, who were born in The States, were actually raised in Chile. So the Strange circumstance of having been born there, never living there, going there my whole life, it never being home, But it being home and and it's just been this ever present.
You have a place there now that you go back and like it.
I don't have. I don't have a place there, but both my siblings and my father do, yeah.
Wow, but a couple other movies you mentioned that were kind of a big, like shifting gears here. Peggy Sue got married and raising Arizona. You said we're like, yeah, and then also your mom wouldn't let you see a certain movie?
I think my dad, my mom, didn't care. My mom didn't give a shit. My dad was really against me seeing The Breakfast Club. Oh, really? Yeah, I could see.
he took me to go see first blood, the big chill. You know Anything that he was interested in seeing? frankly, it didn't matter if it was rated R or not, and.
Sean's in The Breakfast Club and The Lunch Club and The Snack Club.
We're back all the sequels.
But yeah, I wasn't allowed to. I wasn't allowed to see The Breakfast Club because, Wow, Because it was what sent a bad message. It was like it. Yeah, it was like kids complaining about their parents.
I was, like, you know, watching that. that's hysterical. I Have a thousand questions. if you would like to hear one. Okay, by the way, I guarantee you you don't have a fucking.
So you, when you went in. so you came to California. your parent, your dad, moved here, your mom and dad, both we all came to Orange County in.
86, 87, and then you went to, and then things happened. you went to New York University, NYU.
I went to yeah, and then at 18, I went to New York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you were terrible at waiting tables. I was, I really was, I was a bad waiter.
and and what restaurant you remember I've? there's so many you guys. Oh, this is the 90s. I started, so I lived in New York and then I worked at. Where's the first place?
I started it? sort of as a coffee barista person in places that Definitely don't exist anymore. And then I got a job at Flamingo East. I remember Flamingo East on, yes, on 2nd Avenue. Yeah, there was a place on 7th and 2nd called Verage.
I got a job at Time Cafe. No way got fired from Fez bar. Yes, All of these sound like dancing clubs. and then I moved up to Flamingo East, had a had a party. they had different, They had a upstairs space and they would throw parties up there and every once in a while.
I got to bartend that and then I remember Fred Fred Armisen had his birthday once at Flamingo East, like 20 years ago, upstairs. Yeah. Yeah, and there's almost had like a living room like there was like a little back room and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's this beautiful space and they fired me.
What did you do? That was so bad in each of these spots?
Yeah, cuz you, it's yeah, I read that you got fired him over ten times from different places in some instances.
Well, one I wasn't very good. Yeah, and what about your work was not good. Uh, I didn't have.
The talent to. Talent, I don't know. be yeah, you know, it does. I think it really does take talent to Yeah, know how to deal with every any kind of customer, more so than the customers, is to deal with management. to be honest with You, yeah, yeah, and to kind of service the system of which you are a part of in terms of that environment.
and I wasn't smart enough to kind of You know, keep myself safe and perceived as a reliable.
I was like I was always on time and stuff like that, but they didn't like me enough to keep me if I needed to Cover my shift again because I was gonna go to Buffalo and shoot a Xerox industrial commercial, you know, get stuck there, you know.
Because the acts all sounds like somebody who's got like a major drug problem, just covering, you know.
They didn't have the put up and then he tried to tell us he was gonna do a Xerox my.
Inconsistency with the showing up of the thing.
By the way, all right, so you're bad at waiting tables. No, it's really innocent. I really was, I was just stupid.
You know, you weren't stupid. I don't believe that for a second, but you know, Pedro, You know that Jason's never because he grew up in showbiz. This is a true story. He's never had one of those kinds of jobs, and I think that you kind of wish I've always wanted to had.
Yeah, I've always fantasized about waiting tables and bartending, true.
And I always offer you. every time I have a catering gig over here at the house, when I'm having people over, I would say Jason, come on over. Yeah, you know, and then I end up doing it.
You know, what's scary is that Jason would have, would would have been great. He would have been great.
I do. I do like the idea of each table is like a separate stage, and you're trying to figure out what that audience Needs from you so that you get the best possible tip. Yeah, some, some tables want to be left alone. other tables want a little bit more.
Here's a trip to. here's what we're to trip to you out and that your managers wouldn't have liked it, because you would have always Demanded a hard-out. and yeah, and so you would have been like. I'm gone before dessert, my one joke.
I was used to do as a waiter. I'd come by with the food and I'd put it down and the customer would say oh, that looks Wonderful, and I'd point to my shirt and I'd go. Thanks. I just got it And that's a tip. That's it.
That's an extra 5%. stupid 24 years old killed every time. So listen, so Pedro. So buffing the vampires there. This is the thing that Jason was referring to, which I didn't know.
you were credited as Pedro Balmaceda.
see and.
What? why Pascal? Oh, literally, it is not your name. I was just. no, it is.
Is that the deal?
No, no, but I mean, yes, guys are South Americans. We've got a lot of names like Jose Pedro. I never went by. my dad is Jose Pedro and I'm Jose Pedro and he's, but he, he. he grew up as Pepe and I grew up as Pedro, because it's better.
It was not a middle name. So Jose Pedro was like a first name, right, and I just grew up as Pedro. and then, and by my Seda, Pascal is what is on your passport, your birth certificate, Pascal being the maiden name. So by my Seda is my last name, it's my father's name, and and I went by. so I went by Pedro, by my Seda, and And There was a very, very meaningful reason to change it to Pascal.
and there was also a very practical reason, and they really meet in the same level of importance, because one by my Seda was impossible for people to pronounce and it just wasn't helping me in terms of auditions and casting, and Pascal Is very easy to read and say out loud and It always felt like a part of my identity. And so when my mother passed away,
23 years ago. I made a great, you know, a gradual transition to Pascal.
I will say. I will say it is nice and I will say Pedro Pascal is a, is a star name.
And that's so funny because I resisted it for such a long time. It was something that I wanted, that I was talked, that I wanted to do, You know, before my mother died. Yeah, hilarious.
But I always thought it was kind of silly because of the P and the P and Sounded like maybe I was trying to create and I don't know what I thought was silly about it. I should have, I should have gotten to it much sooner than I did, actually, yeah, and.
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Now can I ask you can I fan out and dork out about Mandalorian for just just a little bit for these guys? Oh, hang tight. I can go.
so.
So first of all, I want to know I've seen every episode.
That's I love it, me and Scotty, my husband's the laser that you had in your bellet. There's been a lot of discussion. Safety wasn't turned off and then it came from blog board. Is that true?
Was it originally from blog board? I want Scotty to do a cross in the background in a full.
Scotty, do you have any questions about Mandalorian, truly asking? truly? Scotty, I have so many peaks of the Mandalorian. So listen, when you have that the mask on, Can you? I want to know what can you see?
is it really you do? you do voiceover after what's that? What's it like wearing the suit? Do the Jets really work? Like what like?
tell me? Oh, yeah, it's all real.
Yeah, and they're in space, too. Yeah.
I'm a huge fan. We're in space.
We've always been in space.
and.
It's really the only way. it's similar to Narcos in that regard, where it's location based. Sure, And there isn't really any other way to achieve it other than traveling to Galaxies, far, far away from our long past, correct. Mm-hmm? and baby, Yoda Is real.
I keep on having this, like almost sort of this electric shock that goes through my system. if I say that I don't know why it's totally fine. But, grogu, the child go right here. So, grogu, that baby is real, But it's really you under the helmet, so I can't see very well, and I can't see very well in the helmet. there was a very extended experimental phase where I was in the suit for so much of it and Yeah, establishing what could be established in terms of a physical language, really drawing so much from guys that were better at it than I was and.
But how do you do? do they Mike you in the in the helmet or do you do voice a mic pack in this?
There's a mic pack. You're in showbiz right on your person, but there's also. it's a good question, Sean. There's a. there's a.
There's a mic pack in the helmet and it's it's. it's really kind of up against that.
Harder surfaces of your skull. Do they do? they come, Mike you, in your trailer, or do you just go over the trolley?
Hole or do you have to take the whole helmet off?
Sean. Sean, is it true? you you told me once that just talking at the Mandalorian, every time you watch, it makes you grow Goo, is that true?
That's good, I grow a lot of goo when I watch the show. Yeah, for sure. No, that's so interesting. I just I'm fascinated by the show. I'd love hard to see it's, it's, it's it's.
You kind of there. there's so many will ways that you sort of need to do a head tilt for the camera. that makes it so that you can't even really look into the eyes of the human or puppet that you're acting with and and in in some instances you feel really, really cool and it takes care of most of the work. and and I have a lot of fun in post because John Favreau gives me a lot of Opportunity to kind of edit with him and Go over things that they got, maybe on the day, and it's really really surgical technical work that I've never, yeah.
It's like exactly. you don't have a lot of sink issues, right? No, not a lot of lip flap matches, correct? Yeah, because you can just do now, you know what I'm thinking about in that helmet, is it's just it's odor, you know? Yeah, like your own breath, multiple episodes and stuff.
So do you have like a lavender wipe that you can go in there before you?
Yeah,
Yeah, you put a flower in there, or.
what happens? I, I, I was very aware of, like my, Not only that, but sort of the dark plastic of the tea, you know, you're like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, It's almost like what your breath smells like.
Yep, like cakes on, like stays there.
Yeah, that's it. You're not handing that helmet off to second team for lighting. Are you you don't want? you don't want them in there Or sound. so they got their own right different, different helmet, different flower.
It's so real, Pedro, it's so real. this is giving Jesus that would keep him up.
What do you mean? we don't have a second team helmet like that. that should have just come from the shop.
Pedro, what you need to know is what would happen. is the whole thing with the helmet? if Jason was doing that, he would. It would go to bloom as assistant and then Amanda, his wife. She'd be deep in on the cleaning of the helmet chase.
There's no way that Jason can have this. He would hand the problem up to eventually. his wife and Zach and Aline and everybody. there be emails, Guys, we we gotta get Jason's helmet situation sorted out before he shows up on set. Meanwhile, Pedro is a normal, nice guy.
He shows up. He's like, I'll just roll with it. You know, yeah.
No, you can play now. I had three callbacks for Mandalorian and I think that that was the issue.
Fabricious, this guy's a problem. You couldn't, you couldn't come to an agreement on that.
That's understand. So there's a Daris's on. so there's is on that show, right? Amy Sedaris. No.
Yes. She is.
Yeah, she's the girl that was. that was it, you know, there was an instant with Amy said there specifically and and, and that was where She made me laugh so hard that I spat into the helmet helmet, and, and, and, and, and that was a moment where I Came into a clear understanding of the close proximity that I had to my own, To the things that are in my mouth your own, my saliva, and it's you know, or like lunch or breakfast.
I love her. Yeah, but um, listen, I want to talk about your new movie, too. It's, it's, it's What's it called strange way of life? Is that what it is?
strange way of life. Yeah, yeah, for my TV that, and it's a 30-minute film. that's it. it's just one film, 30 minutes short, written and directed by Pedro Almodovar.
Starring Ethan Hawke, and it's it's gay cowboys who travel across the desert to find each other 25 years apart.
Former lovers and one travels across the desert to see him again and
and It is shot in the same places that Sergio Leone was shooting his spaghetti Westerns in that southern region of Spain. Wow, that's cool. on the same sets. That's great, and Saint Laurent does the costumes. Wow, and It's me and Ethan, and I'd never worked with Ethan before I actually listened to him on your podcast.
Wasn't he great? He's awesome, isn't he?
It was so great to get to hear you guys Get to know him. Yeah, because I spent the summer with him and you know, I saw Movies that he was in starting with, like the Explorers.
Yeah,
And then Dead Poets Society and reality bites, and then he published a book and then he was on Broadway, and then he was off Broadway, and then he directed off Broadway, and then he was like working with friends, and then we were doing you know This thing with Pedro Almodovar, whose movies I saw growing up. it was kind of a family favorite and It just meant a lot in all earnestness. It was this moment of Sort of being listened to and taken seriously by these two influences Was a very surreal experience for me, because they he was my scene partner and this was our director, and they wanted to be collaborative and they wanted to. I Don't know. Oh, all get on the same page at the same level, and I felt so influenced by both of them in my upbringing that You know, as corny as it may sound, I'm like these guys care what I think.
Yeah, and that was, but you know what, but you know why, Pedro, you know why I mean this too. You earned that seat there because you're really good at what you do. Yeah, and I hope you see What we all see, which is a guy, an incredible talent, incredible artist, and you deserve to be there. And that's why, that's why you were there in that scene with those guys. Yeah, where do we get to see?
Where's it gonna come out? It's gonna premiere, it can.
Get a previous short. That was such a nice story. And then you fucking ruined it with your can, bullshit.
I've never been. did you get to keep any of the? are you gonna go?
I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to go. I want to go Really badly. He did a previous short with Tilda Swinton. So this is the second of what could be three installments of these 30-minute English language.
Gotcha forays, because everything he's ever done before is in his native. Hey, Pedro. I'm.
No, I'll modify. I'm tech avail. Just FYI.
Did you get to keep any of the st. Laurent cowboy stuff? I bet it's some pretty cool stuff.
No, then they don't give me nothing. I asked for the green jacket. if you want to look up the trailer right now, you see me in this kind of like bright Green, Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, you know denim.
Cowboy, no, they want to hold on to it for possible reshoots jacket.
No, they just they just gave me a flat. No, Jason wants to know. did how was it moldy? was the jacket moldy? Did he smell anything?
Did it breathe right out there? Cuz? I imagine it was pretty hot.
Wick, it didn't have a wicking quality. and the and the last thing I want you to do page, if only if you want to. On SNL. you were so fucking funny on a Saturday night live. Can you just do a little bit of the voice one?
Can you just do a little bit?
I don't know.
Stop asking me. I'm not comfortable with.
I've been putting on an accent this whole time. And now I finally got to talk to myself.
Hey, Joe, thank you for joining us, my friend Pedro. We love you very much talent and a friend.
You're such a fan, such a, such a huge fan. you're so good at what you keep doing, my friend.
Bye, Pedro, we love you. great rest of your day. I'm just gonna take the headphones off, cuz I have no idea what.
Slam the iPad. Yep. All right. Bye, buddy. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Man, he is great. Yeah. Yeah, I'm such a massive fan of The Last of Us. Did you guys watch it? I haven't yet.
Did you? well, did you ever play the game?
I did not play the game. No. Yeah, it's. it was so good. I saw.
I saw the prequel. Well, here the first of us. Did you not see?
He was. it's so dumb. Of course, it's dumb. What is it, dad? That's a great clean.
Headset to play that game. Is that one of those where you got a you can wills headset?
Don't. what do you mean wills? millions of people enjoy themselves, wait.
But isn't it amazing that, like he, he started out so like he's been doing this forever? So when Game of Thrones hit and wait, when they were you just like Wonder Woman, like all these big things that he's done, He think it kind of came out of it What seemingly always the same story all the time, that it seemingly came out of nowhere, but he's been doing this for ever. Yeah, yeah, so that's why he's like down-to-earth and normal, because he's like you guys are making all the hype. I'm not making all the hype. I'm just working, you know.
I saw me when I saw him in an interview, one of the thing where they had him strapped to a lie detector. And he's just like so comfortable an interview. I guess it was more like an interview. Anyway, whatever it was. He was at a police station and he was strapped.
No, but he was doing and he was just like I was, and I was marveling at how comfortable he is In his own skin and have relaxed. normal. He is. and yeah, that's why I asked that question. It's like you can tell.
he's the guy who's paid his dues and he's been doing it for a long time. Yeah, and he's not like oh my god. This is. yeah, he's the greatest, Jason.
You got to run where you heading to and are you gonna where you going right now?
I get you some charity thing. Are you saving some kids? Yeah, I got to go feed, feed a bunch of folks.
Are you gonna? are you gonna drive? Are you gonna ride your? no, he's gonna drive. in that.
He's gonna probably.
Have a great show tonight. you, I love you, too.
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