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He’s a former Secret Service Agent, former NYPD officer, and New York Times best-selling author. Join Dan Bongino each weekday as he tackles the hottest political issues, debunking both liberal and Republican establishment rhetoric.
Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. You know, I got to start the show today with a double thank you to the powerful growing. I mean, it's probably one of the largest land armies anywhere in the known cosmos. I mean, you ever see ice Pirates in, like the 80s, where it's like Poor Man Star Wars? Anywhere in the cosmos, there's like the Empire. Then there's a Bongino Army. You guys and ladies out there, you go kicking ass and taking names.
Two big thank yous. I'll get to one of them in a second about the show. But tampon Tim? We reached out to one of the generals in the Bongino Army. He's got his own army and due respect. Our boy cat turd, and we said, we got to get tampon Tim. Trending.
Not only was it trending, it's now a worldwide phenomenon, covered on Fox News, Breitbart all over radio. You know, the Door of the Explorer thing. We did it, we did it, we did it again.
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We did it again.
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I got another thank you coming up Big Show two. On a very serious note, I told you about the election interference plot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, listen, I'm sorry to tell you, but we live in the tick tock Snapchat, social media x YouTube rumble era. A lot of people out there don't have time to sit down there and study white papers every day. And if we're not going to be good at the me mores and political marketing, then we're useless, we're useless. I've said to you a thousand times and I never want you to forget this.
The problem with the Republican Party in the past, pre you guys, pre this guy, pre that lady over there, Evita, pre us, right? The problem was we would go into a methadone clinic and start talking about the laffer curve. The Laffer curve is a great thing. It's good to understand Art Laffer's concept of marginal tax rates. However, when a guy's dying in a methadone clinic, he doesn't give a shit about the laffer curve.
The Democrats were just better now, we're better now, we're in charge. You've got meme teams out there, you've got the dilly guys, you've got cat turd, you've got people out there taking over the internet and you know what?
The political opponents of ours can laugh all they want. We're in charge now. Do you ever see that Bane scene in Batman? Do you feel like you're in charge?
Because you're not, we are, we are. Everybody was talking about Tampon Tim last night, so let's keep it going.
He wants tampons in the boys bathroom. The guy's a governor of a major state, that's his priority, that's going to be his priority as vice president, too. Tampons here, tampons there.
Be like, Oprah, you got a tampon, you got a tampon, I'm ready to get some tampon. Is that what's going to be happening? It's up to us to highlight how crazy these people are. And keep in mind, the story is only funny, tragically funny, because it's true. That's why the left wants it to go away.
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It's all due to you. I told you what was gonna happen with this secret Service story, folks, this is a deep state freaking debacle. There are a number of enormous scandals surrounding the Secret Service that speak to problems with the Secret Service, the FBI and the Deep State. It's not just the assassination plot, which no one can seem to explain.
Do you notice this kid's been memory-holed? No one's asking any questions, he's got no social media history, he was a loner.
He was working with absolutely no one, sure.
Totally memory-holed. And we're all supposed to let it go. I'm not letting it go. Okay. Scandal number one, Scandal number two Cocaine at the White House.
We now find out the Secret Service probably knew about the cocaine at the White House. Just like I told you, just like I says as my grandmother, so I says, and he says, just like I says. They knew they had a partial DNA hit scrapped.
It tried to make it go away. I want criminal investigations. Finally, you've got the January 6th text. The Secret Service may disappear because Kamala Harris was in the DNC in Washington, D..C. mysteriously, and a pipe bomb was outside. You haven't heard anything about these stories.
If it wasn't for Susan Crabtree, Julie Kelly, Darren Beatty and a few others, you would hear nothing. They're trying to memory-hole this whole thing. So I said to you, watch what's going to happen, listen to me, please. This is really important, okay?
Funny, time is over. There are massive amounts of whistleblowers at this point coming to me. SUSAN Julie, you have no idea it is. I don't mean to sound like a dick. I'm just saying to you it is now. It's not even a fight. The fire hydrant's been run over and information's coming from so many different people, folks.
I've had to tell a few guys like, Thank you, I appreciate it, but I've already heard that from someone else. If the Secret Service thinks they're going to escape scrutiny when Donald Trump wins, you're out of your mind. Here is what the deep state's afraid of you tracking. Donald Trump is not a newbie anymore.
He's got four years of governing experience under his belt. When he gets into office. This time, it's going to be completely different. He knows where the bodies are buried, and he understands the tricks, I promise you, and so do his people.
I promise you, he totally gets it. The deep state folks at the FBI, in the intelligence community, the Secret Service and elsewhere are freaking terrified. They are really scared. You got to remember a lot of these people, don't mistake them for geniuses.
They're not. A lot of them are morons who got promoted up to the ranks by kissing people's asses. They thought they were safe with another Democratic term where they could retire and get a nice, cushy job in the bank. Now they're realizing that's not going to happen. Now, they're realizing a lot of them are probably going to get fired or pushed out, and they're freaking out.
So they're trying to get on the right side of the Trump administration and the Republicans. So what did I say to you a couple weeks ago? do you remember? I said, Watch, they're going to take a bath now. You're going to see all this stuff start to come out from people leaking to Trump people and Conservative people because they want to get on the good side.
Oh, look at this post-millennial breaking news Pakistani national arrested for a plot to assassinate Trump. DOJ knew about the scheme in April. Now, ladies and gentlemen, let me just say yes. All the gizmos we still got them. I want to get these out. When does this come out again?
What do you think? 300,000, 300,000? Sorry, folks, I walked away from the microphone. People hate that.
300,000, and we'll whip out the digi-guys. However, I'm throwing the penalty flag on this one, we are throwing the flag really. The DOJ knew about the scheme in April. So OK, let's just assume this story for a second, and this is a big assumption, like a huge assumption is 100 accurate.
And this isn't another one of these setup things. OK, but everybody's throwing a red flag. They knew about it in April, guys, what month is it? does anybody know?
It's not April, that's correct, they had to think about that. I believe it's August, I would be correct.
So we've known about this, allegedly, this scheme to assassinate Trump since April. It's now August, and yet the Secret Service has admitted that they denied multiple security requests from Donald Trump. So, assuming this story is true, you've got. A major government scandal where the agency, literally hired to keep President Trump alive, created a dangerous security situation by withholding security assets. Despite knowing there were multiple plots. Because this is now one of many to kill Donald Trump, that's assuming it's true.
Either way, it's a scandal. Assume there's a slight amount of embellishment here. And the Department of Justice and the FBI is trying to get out ahead of this thing. By looking like, look, look, what we're doing to try to protect Trump? Now that he was shot in the head and someone was murdered at one of his sites, and that this case may be slightly embellished, I don't know which one is true. I'm going to apply the Bongino rule.
I don't like getting out ahead of it either way. Ladies and gentlemen, someone's taking a bath. They're putting this stuff out there in advance because they're now terrified, especially after the launch of Tampon Tim yesterday. That Donald Trump is going to win, and you've got to remember for a lot of. Even though, a lot of these guys and women in charge of the Secret Service, FBI and CIA are total hacks and goofballs and insiders. And some of them straight up, I mean, straight up corruption that should be criminally investigated.
They still need to keep their jobs and get paid, and they don't want to be fired because they'll never get another job. They are taking a bath. Info is being pushed out left and right. Oh look, we got a whistleblower on a cocaine scandal. Oh my gosh, look the DHS text.
Here's the OIG report. You don't think this is weird, folks in the chat, you think this is an accident? It is not a freaking accident.
I just saw someone in the chat, by the way. They said their grandmother likes my show because my voice is soothing, soothing. One thing I'm not, I appreciate it. Love you man.
Definitely not soothing.
But it's real, it's real, and we have been on point. I warned you two weeks ago, you were again, two weeks ahead of the cycle.
Remember, I said, you're going to see a bevy of new stories come out. As government insiders start pushing information out to try to get on the right side so they don't get fired. I'm telling you, that's exactly what this is.
Here's another one Josh Hawley's tweet Josh Hawley is a Republican senator from Missouri. He's been all over this secret service case, new whistleblowers tell me. The lead site agent in charge of the Butler rally was known to be inexperienced, ineffective and not up to the job.
And on the day, failed to implement basic security protocols. Yet this person is still on active duty. Why sound familiar, ladies and gentlemen, you know what?
This is a new notebook for me. I would show you the notebook again two weeks ago, where I told you what was one of the questions I told you to ask who was the quote site agent on that day? So you understand the breakdown of duties within the Secret Service when there's a protection mission in your district? The Pittsburgh Field Office covers Butler, Pennsylvania. OK.
There is a lead agent from that office, the Pittsburgh Office, that that's responsible for the whole trip. The airport, the site, everything copy you track. In each individual site, the airport where Trump lands and the Butler's Farm Farm Bureau site all have individual site agents that are in charge of those sites. I told you two weeks ago, get the name of the site agent and see who approved that ridiculous security plan that got someone killed. Where they left the rooftop open 130 yards away and did nothing about it.
Failed to implement basic security protocols. The person is still on active duty. How is that? How is it that a site agent that put together a security plan that got a guy murdered and President Trump and two others shot is still working? Protection. You want to get ahead of the news cycle here.
Let me tell you what I think is happening. Why am I getting some in my ear that Hannity you put in yet? Sorry? Let me tell you what I think is happening here. Folks. I think you're going to find.
That that site agent.
May have been given that. Because if you get a couple of whistleblowers that come forward. The Secret Service has this box checking thing. You have to check a bunch of boxes to get promoted. They're kind of informal, but everybody knows they're real. You have to do an airport, a big site, a small site, and then a lead, and then you get to all this other stuff.
I can almost guarantee you this was some kind of quota thing that this person was given this site, not based on skill or merit. Because of what I just told you.
Two weeks ahead, today's what? August 7th. Is it so right around the 20th or 21st, you'll have someone tweet out.
New Whistleblowers says site agent was given site not based on merit. In two weeks ahead, I'd like to say, flag it, folks, but it's getting tiresome. And honestly, like I said, and I mean it, who really cares, who's first on the story?
It doesn't make a difference, it really doesn't. I'm proud of Holly and others for getting to the bottom of it. And if they have a channel to get this stuff out, run with it, please. It's about keeping Trump alive.
It's not about who got the story first, not at all.
Listen, I'm going to warn you, man, again to the Secret Service folks, you better come clean. In management. I have got whistleblowers reaching out left and right. And I'm telling you, the day Donald Trump wins, if he does knock on wood, no red wave talk. You are going to see a cavalry come in of people opening their mouths. They should have done it sooner, I agree.
And no one deserves a cookie for doing the right thing, the right thing is the right thing. I'm just saying, if you think you're going to escape this, hide. The cocaine story, the J6 story and all of this nonsense that happened with this failed site plan that led to a murder. Oh, look, the guy was on the roof and nobody knows him, he has no social media history.
I'm telling you right now, you're crazy. Start preparing.
Folks, damage control has begun. Did you see what we started yesterday? Bongino Army Yes.
I don't want to lose my flag.
I love you guys, you guys are the best folks. Listen, man, I wish politics was a more cerebral business. I do. I ran for office.
I know what it's like. I really, genuinely wish that overwhelmingly large portions of America were interested in white papers. A lot of people are, however, some people are doing things like making the country work, they're installing HVAC systems.
They're transporting natural gas around the country, they're not going to read your 51-page paper because they're actually working for a living. That's what people like I, who don't have real jobs do. People with real jobs are making America work. My point is, a lot of times, politics is what.
Soundbites and snapshots If we can get a soundbite out there, you're damn right, we're going to do it. One of the things I want to emphasize yesterday is you now have a ticket. That is crazy.
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. This is the worst, most progressive Communist ticket we have seen since. Freaking Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, who got smoked. You have never seen a ticket so left in your life. We have to make sure we work on the political marketing angle, it matters.
The left has been doing it forever. I can prove it to you. They drive around with their bumper stickers Coexist, Tolerance, they don't mean that shit.
Are you kidding? They'll throw you in jail if you're in Moms for Liberty? They don't want to coexist with anyone but their own crazy selves. It's all marketing and it's all Bs. Play this Hannity clip.
I want you to hear this first, this is last night. This is how effective you guys were in getting tampon. Tim running out there again. Big thanks to Cathard.
They're calling him tonight Tampon Tim.
Is that what you were doing? I'm like, What the hell am I hearing? All I hear is brr, brr, what's going on in my ear? Is that like a sound malfunction?
Ladies and gentlemen, you did that, you did that. By the way, who's giving me $20 in the chat? You don't have to do that. I appreciate it, guys, but I'm not asking for your money.
It's very generous of you. I see the chat. Who is that?
Real is rare. Thank you, but you guys really don't have to do that. Hold on to your money. Times are tough.
I promise you, I don't know, I don't need it. We have sponsors who pay for the show, they keep the show free, and I like to keep it free for you guys.
So I deeply appreciate it. But I'm one of the few guys on this platform not asking you for money. We have an ad-supported platform so I can keep it free for you. That's the goal, but thank you very much, it means a lot.
I'm going to get back to Tampon Tim in a second and the damage you guys did to this guy yesterday. The damage control is on. I'm getting from good sources, and I mean good ones, that they are now a little bit freaked out about how bad the launch of Tampon Tim went yesterday. They needed someone to blunt the message that Kamala Harris is the Communist, she is not. Highlight it.
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Thanks Berna. Okay, back to the show. Damage control has begun. What a disastrous launch yesterday. Tampon Tim and the border Czar Kamala Harris.
That is the only way you should refer to these people. Border Czar, Harris, Tampon Tim. You should refer to them as nothing else, because that's exactly what they are. Why is it tragically hilarious? Because it's true, it is a tragedy.
Kamala Harris was in charge of the border while 20 million people invaded the country. TaMPON Tim was putting tampons in the boys bathroom while Minnesota burned to the ground. And the state is being evacuated by just about every person with an income that wants to work for a living. Special hat tip to our boy Cat Turd If you're not following him, you're making a big mistake at Cat Turd 2. He notes. This was yesterday, right after the show.
He notes There it is dot dot, dot, dot dot tampon Tim, the number one trend in the United States. There you go right there.
Politics trending. Listen to me, I'm going to tell you right now you can laugh this stuff off all you want.
Laugh it off all you want. Oh, this is immature and all this stuff, really. They made up a story about J.D. Vance and a couch, like, made it up.
And they think this is hilarious. Why? Because they know people look it up. now, it's your job to go look up. Tampon, Tim and the horse.
Well, you let. well, you let. You've looked it up already, I wouldn't. I mean, I'm not saying you should look it up. I'm just because it may not be true, you know, like, I'm just saying, like, the left.
Can I mean, you know, just do your thing?
At Tampon, Tim's an awfully weird guy, isn't he? By the way, this tweet by Julie Kelly is very, very interesting. Here's Politico. Yesterday, the Democrats got a really big problem.
Politico's reporting Shapiro called Kamala Harris after their meeting Sunday and basically bowed out.
Right, folks in the chat, do you see what's going on here? You guys picking up what I'm putting down? The Democrats have a really, really serious problem. I'm going to play a Van Jones clip in a minute.
I want to get to Cringey Kamala first. However, the Democrats have a problem right now. Everyone who's got a brain, who's going to vote for a Democrat. Diehard Democrats who actually follow politics, kind of the inverse of you, right? You're the conservatives that follow politics, we're the diehards. Everyone knows that. Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania, who did a much better job than either Kamala Harris or Tim Walz at that ridiculous event they had yesterday, right?
Look like a Taylor Swift concert or something that the lights and going on, everything like that, it's all astroturf, fake and phony. You're going to see that in the coming weeks, right? Josh Shapiro by far gave the best speech. So a lot of Democrats are asking, Wait, we need Pennsylvania.
He's the governor there, he's strangely popular, even though he's a radical himself. So why was he kept off the ticket? There's an answer. No Jews allowed on the Democrat top ticket for the presidency.
That's just the way it is, because they've got themselves a serious anti-semitism problem. So let's go back to the Julie Kelly tweet for a second. Here comes Politico. Bring in the righty. You know, I remember the bullpen car.
Maybe you'd come in in a bullpen, remember that back in the day, now they run out of the bullpen, back in the day they had the bullpen car out of the bullpen. Comes Politico to try to save Kamala Harris?
So they're reporting this story that Shapiro bowed out. In other words, we're not a bunch of anti-Semites trying to keep a Jewish man off our ticket. It was Shapiro about it.
Anyone in the chat falling for this? By the way? Botchino on the case? Yes, I'm falling for this. No, I'm very smart, I'm not a moron.
Yes, I'm falling for this, and I'm an idiot. No, that may slant the Botchino coverage just a little bit. This is some serious bull. There is no way that happened. You're telling me, the guy that lobbied so hard to be the vice president. Shapiro, all of a sudden, at the last minute, changed his mind.
Here's Cringey Kamala with Tampon Tim. Here's the Border Czar last night. These two are some of the weirdest people you've ever seen. You see the handshake, by the way.
The dude like handshakes his wife or something, and he's like, Oh, look, maybe we should hug. What a freaking weirdo, but I want you to listen. These two have absolutely no political skills at all. And it's like, instead of a symbiosis where they combine and they like, you know, that they fill in where someone's lapsing something.
They're actually adding to the compounding interest of a disaster. Watch this.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Everyone good evening, good evening.
Folks, I just noticed something.
This was not part of the show, I just noticed this. Watching it here, I was so fascinated by the You see the weirdo?....
Okay, watch this, folks, listen on Apple. look, what is he looking at? Wait, wait, folks in the chat?
Is he like, Do we have another sniffer? That's a good point, Justin, Folks, we got another sniffer out there.
Cat Turd.
I mean.
I don't want to change Tim or anything, but do we have a sniffer? What is he doing, what is he staring at? Folks, this is real. Don't be like, Oh, Dan Pagino, you're creating some conspiracy theory.
This is real footage, this is not AI generated. What is he doing, what is he staring at? That is weird.
We've got another sniffer. This guy is like Joe Biden, except he doesn't have as much hair and he smiles, so look at him.
Not only is he into tampons in the boys room, he makes these weird.
What is that? what is that, what is going on? Did someone just cattle prod him or something?
What is happening here? And look at the faces on these two. You've got the cackler and the sniffer. Look, he's taking a sniff.
Did you see?
Rewind that, rewind the tape, watch, watch the big sniff right here. watch, watch.
Yeah, wait, wait, one more time.
Look at him, he's getting a whiff of that air, yes.
He's even clapping afterwards.
These two are freaking weird. You've got to watch this video.
I didn't even pick this up when I said it over.
The two weirdest people to ever run for the presidency on the same ticket. You've got a sniffer and a cackler, and they're both commies, the commie sniffer and the commie cackler, freaking weirdos dude.
Total weirdos. By the way. We need more people giving money. I told you not to give money. That wasn't like some backdoor. Wait, now everybody's giving money.
Keep your money, please, that's very generous of you, but you don't have to do that. I love you guys, you're the best. That was not like some trick.
Let me say, don't give money, I promise that was not a trick. We got weirdos here. I want to take a break, but I want to play this quick. This is the Van Jones thing I was talking about.
Again, back to serious time. Okay, these two are freaking weird and they've got a real problem. On the Democrat ticket, the best candidate they could have picked for the vice presidency is the Pennsylvania governor, who was kept off the ticket. Because he's Jewish and everybody knows it.
I want you to listen, this is Van Jones, he's not one of us. You think I'm crazy and it's a conspiracy theory. This guy's a die-hard, devout leftist saying exactly what I told you.
It's an important clip, it's about a minute, but listen to every second of it. This is real. There's a real fight going on in the Democrat Party right now.
Check this out. You think it was a little risky van that she didn't go with Shapiro in order to kind of lock down? Pennsylvania Yes, David challenger was saying earlier, Just because you pick him as your running mate doesn't mean you automatically win Pennsylvania. But I've got to think it would have helped just a little bit. Hey, listen, the Conservatives, the right wing, the Republicans. They were chewing their fingernails down to the knuckle because they were afraid of a Josh Shapiro.
They were afraid of a Mark Kelly, they're not as afraid of this new governor because they think they can define him. So here's the challenge you've got in this party and people don't want to talk about it, but we've got to talk about it. On the one hand, you have a lot of young people who are concerned about Gaza.
You have a lot of Muslims and Arabs and others. They had not felt seen by the Biden administration. You start hearing that genocide joke that was building, that was building.
And so those folks needed to have a candidate that they could feel comfortable with. This helps them in that regard. But you also have anti-semitism that has gotten marbled into this party. You can be a foreigner, the Palestinians, without being an anti-Jewish bigot.
But there are some anti-Jewish bigots out there and there's some disquiet now. And there has to be. How much of what just happened is caving into some of these darker parts in the party, a lot of it.
Practically all of it. Again, you can call it a conspiracy theory. All you want that is their guise, they're not my guise.
I have no allegiance to Van Jones and the left, that's their guise, talking about the growing bigotry problem on the left. Folks, they've got issues, man. I got a clip coming up next, too.
You think this guy tampon Tim is helping? In Minnesota, it's a swing state number one, we haven't won Minnesota in like forever. Even Reagan re-election, he lost one state, you know what it was?
Minnesota I'm not saying we can't be competitive and shouldn't fight there, we should. We actually came close. I'm just saying, like, they think this guy is going to help them in Minnesota because he's the governor there.
He's not even that popular in a blue state. We haven't won forever in Minnesota. I'll show you what I mean coming up in case you're even remotely confused about this guy. Hey, you want to energize your brand? Land's End Outfitters will partner with you to provide clothing that unites your team and makes your brand stand out.
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Unlike the left, the left doesn't understand us, but we understand them because we play. Clips by Van Jones and Bill Maher and others. We don't like these people, they're not our friends, but we're never going to beat them if we don't understand them.
Tactically, that's important. I hope you guys get that. I mean it, you're all that matters to me this show, I promise you.
I say that with absolute candor and sincerity from my.
It's as pure as the driven snow. When I tell you that I don't play this stuff to piss you off. Why do we care what MSNBC is saying? We care because they talk in a bubble, but we don't.
We pierce their bubble all the time. They are genuinely worried about this guy. I don't give a shit what anybody is telling you from the hack media. Oh yeah, Tim Walz, such a great pick, he's awesome.
He's going to finish off the ticket, yeah, he's going to finish him off, all right. There is a growing portion of the Democrat party after yesterday's disastrous launch that is absolutely freaked out here. Look at the polling for this guy. This is an NBC clip.
MSNBC The polling for the guy in Minnesota, where he's supposed to be the most popular, he's not even popular there. Check this out. Here's the key because this county Democrats used to be much more competitive in.
Look at this. In 2012, Barack Obama won 43 of the vote in this county. It was only a little bit more than 10 points that he lost to Romney. By here, the floor fell out for Democrats here when Trump came along in that Clinton race in 2016, and they haven't recovered it since in that Walz performance.
Here, it's a little less than Biden's number, it's more than Clinton's, and it's a far cry from what Obama was doing here. Again, I'm showing you one. This is a stand in for dozens of counties in Minnesota where you saw the same thing, folks. The guy is not even as popular as Obama and Biden in his own state.
How the hell is he going to get elected? Hey, I'm going to let you in on a little secret too. You guys ready?
A very good source of mine, who practically nails the Democrat Party's inner consciousness the entire time, a very good source of mine. I haven't told the fellas this yet, has told me that team Biden.
Is freaking pissed. They wanted Shapiro because their thinking is this if they step aside, then Kamala Harris, damn well, better win. If they step aside, they think the history will treat the Democrats, the Biden family, better. Oh, what a magnanimous move.
What a generous guy. He handed off power. Kamala Harris wound up winning. It was all just due to chronological time, not Biden being a terrible president. You tracking me in the chat?
This is super important. Although they hate each other right now. Biden and Kamala Harris, they do take it to the bank. Trust me on this. Biden still needs Harris to win, not for Harris, but for him. If Kamala Harris gets crushed, which they think with Tim Walsh, she might.
I'm not telling you to get into the red wave stuff, I'm just telling you what I'm hearing from a source. The Biden team is now terrified. Kamala Harris made a horrible pick and it's going to get destroyed. Now it looks even worse.
Now it looks like this weak senile guy destroyed the party you following me stayed in too long. Did a debate he shouldn't have done, got his ass kicked, bailed out for an even weaker candidate, who then turned the country over to Trump. Media, people, media, people, you taking notes.
Pen, NotePad.
This source is spot on the Biden people are furious at this Tim Walsh pick. There is a massive schism in the party. You know what the Biden people see? One benefit Biden has for the Democrats, not for America and for sane people, is Biden has been around forever.
He's been in office since 1842, and he's seen every single presidential election since prior to Lincoln. Okay, the dude has been around forever, he's never had a real job. Put that map up. What is this?
Anyone know?
Well, if you're looking, you'll see at the top. This was the last time a Minnesota liberal ran for the presidency against a pretty popular guy who was effectively an incumbent. That's what Trump is, he's effectively running as an incumbent for re-election. I know he's....
I understand, but this is Reagan-Mondale.
Mondale won one state Ladies and Gentlemen, Minnesota one state. Yes, one state. he won D..C. But D.C.'s not a state.
New York Reagan, California Reagan, Colorado Reagan, Illinois Reagan. He won 525 electoral votes to 13..
Minnesota and Washington, D.
C.
With its three, ten and three at the time.
And then, conveniently, the last time someone ran as a vice president with the name Tim against Donald Trump. They also got smoked, too.
Granted, that's a looser connection. I get it. You don't think Biden knows this. Biden didn't want Tim Walz. Folks. The Biden team thought he was the worst pick possible. And they are afraid Kamala Harris may get smoked in a landslide. And now Biden's gonna look like the guy who stayed in too long and handed the campaign, handed the presidency and the campaign to one, Donald J.
Trump.
They are in an awful situation. Don't get ahead of yourself, nobody get too happy about anything because they're gonna cheat. I'm telling you how coming up in a minute.
I want to play some clips quick for you. This is an absolutely savage ad. The Trump team, I told you, memes matter, sound bites and snapshots. There is nobody better at the Trump team and surrogates out there. The second Tim Walz tampon.
Tim was announced as the radical Communist vice president. This ad launched absolutely savage, and it's savage because it's all true. Check this out. What could be weirder than signing a bill into law that requires schools to stock tampons in boys bathrooms, or weirder than signing legislation allowing minors to receive sex change operations?
Try electing the man who signed those bills vice president of the United States. Enter Chief Weirdo Tim Walz as governor of Minnesota. Walz supported legislation that endangers minors, hurts women, and puts radical ideology ahead of common sense. Now, Kamala wants Walz to enforce those laws on a national scale.
Tim Walz Too weird, too radical, absolutely savage. There he is, these guys, you guys are quick, not part of the show, did this on the fly. There, he is hero of the tampon in the boys room. Tim Walz holding up looks like a lightning going, he's holding like Zeus, like a lightning bolt up there.
Look at him, the Mount Olympus of Communists, holding up the tampon. Good job tampon, Tim, you are the what a pick. Like. I said, if we all sat here and did a little like, I'll throw the Star Wars thing out for these because I love Star Wars.
If this was like the Jedi Council and we had to pick someone to fight against. You don't want to pick, you know, you want to pick like one of the lesser darts, you don't want to pick like the most powerful one. I would definitely pick tampon. Tim Walz. Caroline Leavitt is one of Trump's spokespeople. She's terrific.
I met her at a basketball game one time. She was super nice to me and my crew. She's awesome. She is an absolute beast on the air. Believe me, I mean that as a compliment.
She went on, Fox yesterday and just destroyed this guy. Let me tell you something. This is a master class on how it's done. You get about three to five minutes max on the air when you max when you're on the air. If you're a surrogate, you're a person with a profile, Fox News Max OAn calls you up, Breitbart, someone else. You maximize your time and you hit all the high points.
You do it exactly like this. Check this out this decision. Choosing Tim Walz, she has proven just how dangerously liberal she is. Tim Walz is one of the most far left governors in America. Much like Kamala Harris, he supports wide open borders.
He supports sanctuary cities in Minnesota. He signed a bill giving licenses to illegal immigrants. Tim Walz, like Kamala Harris, is soft on crime. He also supports the Defund the Police movement.
In fact, in Minnesota, violent crime has increased by 21 since he has been governor. And like Kamala Harris, Tim Walz is anti-American energy. He signed a bill to ban carbon based fuels in Minnesota by 2040. That is a threat to our national security, that is a gift to China.
If Americans want to know what a Harris-Walz America would look like, look at the streets of Minneapolis in the summer of 2020, when they were literally burned to the ground. Look at the streets of San Francisco. Their liberal utopia is every American's worst nightmare, and we'll spend the next 92 days ensuring every American knows how radical the Harris-Walz ticket is.
Yes.
Yes, yes, ma'am, that's how it's done. You get three minutes on the air, you make sure you get them all out there. Tampon Tim Licenses for illegals, BLM supporter sex changes?
Post-birth abortion, it's got another name, homicide, she's all about. MiNNEsota What? the fifth highest tax rate in the nation? death tax in Minnesota. You want to die and give taxes more money to the government.
You've been taxed on your whole life. Move to Minnesota.
Education struggling? He doesn't want teachers who look like him. Why? why? What's wrong with teachers who look like you?
I'm not talking about the sniffing and other stuff, what's wrong, what's wrong? You want to explain that to all the teachers out there who may look like you, Tim, want to explain why they can't teach?
And why your state's struggling in education?
Here's our excellent vice presidential candidate, who I promise the more you learn about, the more you're going to love. Here's J..D. Vance. You are not going to find a finer spar with the media than this guy. He's not afraid of them at all because they're all morons and he's not.
Here he is calling out the moron media like, You know, you guys are up my butt all day asking questions to Donald Trump. Yet you don't seem to be curious that there's a war breaking out in the Middle East. There's already a war in the Middle East, but potential global war breaking out in the Middle East, right? And you're not even remotely curious where the president and vice president are.
Because they haven't really given any interviews on this or anything else. Check this out. This is a guy who's proposed shipping more manufacturing jobs to China. Who wants to make the American people more reliant on garbage energy instead of good American energy? And has proposed defunding the police. Just as Kamala Harris does, I think it's interesting, actually, they make an interesting tag team because, of course, Tim Walz allowed rioters to burn down Minneapolis in the summer of 2020. And then the few who got caught, Kamala Harris helped bail them out of jail. So it is more instructive for what it says about Kamala Harris. That she doesn't care about the borders, she doesn't care about crime, she doesn't care about American energy. And, most importantly, she doesn't care about the Americans who have been made to suffer under those policies.
Look at that, look at that. No notes, there's not a note card, there's not a handler whispering in his ear, no earpiece. He doesn't need a teleprompter. Look, he just answers questions.
By the way, that was the best line of the day. Tampon Tim Walz let the rioters rampage through the streets. Well, don't worry. Kamala Harris helped bail them out there. He is new emoji for the chat.
You guys gotta download all the emojis or whatever, however that works, just put some, put them in there. Right now. He's, I'm telling you, he's like Zeus, holding up a lightning bolt, there he is.
That's his thing, the tampon, that's what he's worried about, not that his state's burning to the ground.
He wants to start a ladder factory. Did you see this yesterday? By the way, I love this stupid talking point. Walls don't work, you could build a ladder.
Yeah, you could also skydive over the wall, too. It doesn't mean it doesn't create an obstacle for you to walk through the border rather easily. Of course, walls can be climbed, of course, walls can be, you can drop someone on the other side, of course, you can break through them.
But it creates an obstacle. That's what the law is. There's a reason in liberal-run areas that people have to put up plexiglass walls between the person who owns the bodega or the convenience store and the outside. Not because it can't be penetrated by a high-powered rifle, but because liberals run the place and it makes it just a little bit harder to rob it. Little coaching job for liberals.
Here he is saying, You know what, we'll just build a ladder. Listen to this moron, check this out, I think.
Seeing a plan that's out there, talking about it with folks, knowing that he's not going to do anything. He talks about this wall, I always say, let me know how high it is. If it's 25 feet, then I'll invest in the 30-foot ladder factory. That's not how you stop this.
You believe these idiots? Of course, that line was practiced, Michael says. That line was practiced. He practiced that all day in front of a mirror while he was busy. Like, how do I not? He was trying to resist the urge to sniff.
The camera guy, did you see him? A magnetic pull? He had to stop himself the wheels, they had to put a chalk on the wheels of the chair.
He was sitting because of the urge to sniff. Here's another gem here. He is smiling. He wants to coach illegals on how to, He wants to give them ladders to get over the wall. By the way, here he is here, Walls smiling as he signs a bill giving driver's licenses to illegals. Probably making sure later on that they vote as well.
Check this out.
It's done.
A packed room at the St. Paul Armory erupted after the governor's signature made driver's license for all the law of the land. He's back.
See St. Plotway.
There you go, maybe Jill Biden will jump in there and say, There he is, again, there he is, the zeus of tampons in the boys room, there he is.
Folks, this guy's a nut.
This is the most radical, crazy, communist, left-wing, liberal, insane, disconnected, we-hate-liberty-and-freedom ticket. I'm telling you, they make Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro look conservative for Democrats.
I don't want to scare you here, I'm really not trying to, but I do want to warn you folks, this driver's license for illegals thing. The reason I place this afterwards is they're going to cheat in this election. Anyone, and I mean, anyone telling you, don't worry, we've got this, it's over. Immediately unfollow them because they're probably working for our opponents.
This thing is not even close to over. This Kamala Harris Walls ticket is awful, however, so was the Hillary Clinton ticket, and so was the Bernie Sanders, excuse me, the Biden-Harris ticket. And they stole that one. Biden-Harris is bad, if not worse than Harris Walls. Okay, and they still fleece the damn thing.
I'm telling you right now how they're probably going to do it based on actual receipts of what they're signaling antenna are up right now. I don't know this individual no-name addicts on X, but he put this or she, I don't know, put this up yesterday. Dan Bongino made a scary but great point today. Thank you, I appreciate it.
All of MAGA, every Trump cover should turn out the second early voting starts, get it in ASAP because election night they're going to run out of ink on the system. The system will go down and there'll be some kind of cyber attack. Folks, I'm not making this up. Okay, I put out for you yesterday a DHS CISA, that's their cyber security branch of Alejandro Mayorkas and Biden's Department of Homeland Security.
A warning that, hey man, there may be a cyber attack on election night. You know, Winky, Winky? nod, nod. Do you think that's an accident? Do you trust these people? anyone in the chat actually trust Mayorkas and Biden? The second early voting opens up. You need to get there.
You need to get there the minute it opens up, you should be at the door, lined up, ready to go. There is no excuse, they are banking their votes right now, the lefties, there is no excuse.
I promise you, in Republican-leaning areas on election night, if you wait, there are going to be water main breaks, there's going to be some kind of cyber hit. Printers are going to run out of ink. What exactly is going to happen, I don't know, but I'm telling you, something is going to happen. And Holy Moses, I wake up this morning, you want to hear something crazy?
Look at the date I see this popped up on Axios Morning List. A bunch of hackers are apparently backing Kamala Harris at a Vegas fundraiser.
Dude, wait, leave that up a second. How many signals do you need? How many do you possibly need? They have this def con voting village. These hacker guys said they were motivated to host the event after Kamala Harris supported the election security community in 2018?.
At the time, lobbyists for voting machine vendors were attacking the village for its plans to test voting machines for security flaws. Oh my gosh.
Someone asked me yesterday. I don't know if we could make this available guys in the newsletter, if I could make that CISA report available. And we'll put the link probably in tomorrow's newsletter. That is a warning, this is a warning, get your vote in early.
Now I'm going to give you a critique I got yesterday because you guys matter to me. And if one person's thinking it, a thousand people are thinking it. Someone said, Well, Dan, if I get my vote in early, then they know how many votes they need to cheat.
Yes, they would, but if they are going to cheat, they're going to cheat anyway. You at least have a record early on of your vote, because you can go to the website, say you live in Martin County like I do, and it'll say your vote was counted. At least you have a record of it.
On election night, let's say they find themselves down by 10,000 votes. If they want to cheat, they're just going to cheat anyway, you know what they're going to do. Exactly what I just told you. Water may break.
We're out of computer, printer, paper, we got hacked, the system's down. If they're going to cheat, it doesn't matter. At least you'll have a record if you get it in there early. And you can see online. Take a screenshot, whatever you need to do with the website that your vote counted.
You know who you voted for, it's you.
Folks, please, I am begging you as a friend.
Please vote early, do not wait until election day. The best scene we can see on Election day right now is two or three people on a line, and that's it. By the time, those voting, and by the way, a lot of those problems are going to be in liberal states.
At least down here in Florida, we have a pretty clean system. Please get your vote in early.
Evita says can't say the same for Wisconsin, She knows the area well, Probably can't say the same for Michigan either. I'm not telling you the process is clean, I'm not telling you it's going to be cute.
I'm not telling you any of that, I'm telling you it's the process we're stuck with. That's the real world. I don't live in a fantasy land. We won in 2016..
They fleeced it in 2020.
We can do this again.
Vote early, please, and don't fall for any distractions either. Please don't get sidetracked with these ridiculous, stupid, nonsensical, racial things. I'm not telling you again not to respond to stuff at all.
And the Trump team should, the Trump team should respond. But they want to make this thing about anything but tampon tim election thievery. Kamala Harris record of communism and socialism And all they want to do is talk about race. Kamala Harris has pronounced her name 25 different ways, so has all of her supporters.
Here's a video I want you to watch. This is Joe and Mika Brzezinski on MSNBC claiming you know, or implying at least you're a racist. If you say her name different than she says it, even though she's said it different ways, too. And then it follows up, with Joe Biden doing the exact same thing. Don't fall for this stuff, check this out.
They all deliberately mispronounce her name, Kamala, now repeatedly, all of those, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala. Some of them don't do it on purpose, but there's definitely like a kind of thing they're doing there to make even her name seem different.
A lot of great friends of us, both Eric and Kamala, Alex. That's what I asked, Kamala.
Must be a big racist there. Joe Biden Well, in that case, it's probably accurate if you look at Joe Biden's history.
You ain't black.
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