The Real Story Behind The Stormy Trial (Ep. 2247)

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All right, fellas, let's get this show started. It's not what happened in the Twinkies case yesterday. He didn't magically stop consuming vast quantities, like the mass quantities, like the coneheads, of hostess-based products and sugary goods. That's not what happened. So yesterday, in the Twinkies stormy case. Up in New York, they were scheduled to put Karen McDougal on the stand.

Karen McDougal is a woman who alleges some kind of thing or whatever with Donald Trump, and she seemed excited about it, based on her Twitter feed. And all and all of a sudden, yesterday, about four o'clock, what happened? The D.A. in the case decides not to call Karen McDougal. To go up there and probably tell some more salacious tales about whatever you know Donald Trump was doing during this rendezvous. OK, why did that happen now? The Copium was strong on the left.

Coping now is just now the excuse making, and the coping is at the point of just absurdity. Now. If you don't know this guy, he's like one of the clown princes of the left. His name is Ron Filippo Ruski Ron Filippo Ruski. Is he a lawyer?

It claims, But I don't even know. But this is probably the greatest dose of copium I've seen all day. The DA has decided not to call Karen McDougal to the stand. That has to come as a big relief to Trump. No, not really.

I think we would have loved it. I'll tell you why in a minute. They may feel she's unnecessary to proving the elements of the case and don't want to invite reversible error on appeal. It's just the greatest dose of, like, give me the copium, give me the can.

I smoke the Copium Ron. Filippo Ruski is a TDS amoeba brainworm, maybe RFK parasite infected life loser who has nothing to do but tweet all day. What Filippo Ruski is getting at here is. They were so damaged by putting Stormy Daniels on the stamp, Stormy Daniels who just melted down on cross and brought up a bunch of irrelevant, salacious details. She could barely defend the veracity of the story. By the way of, her rendezvous with Donald Trump has changed so many times that even defenders of Stormy Daniels must be looking at themselves like, Did this even happen anymore? The reason they didn't bring up McDougal is because this case looks ridiculous.

And everyone from CNN, down the line, CNN, the Communist news network, is starting to realize the lawfare is blowing up in their faces. Folks, Filippo Ruski Listen, I bring receipts, not bullshit like the Filippo. OK, here's Politico. I'm citing left wing outlets, why?

Because I like left wing outlets. No, does Dan Bongino like Politico? No, he calls it bullshit-ico for a reason.

However, how bad do things have to be when headlines like this by Josh Gerstein pop up? Trump's political fate likely won't be decided by the courts, after all. Sounds like something we said, See, there is a problem with bringing bullshit cases in court. Justin, you know what the problem is?

They're bullshit cases, it's got psychology so good, it's almost like the college bug didn't infect them. They're bullshit cases. See, when you bring bullshit cases, you know what happens.

Bullshit happens because you have bullshit cases and when your evidence is based on nonsense fairy tales. We had a sexual liaison with silk boxers last time you said they were this kind of boxers, last time you said he was Stanley. Now he's sitting there.

Like, which story is true? What winds up happening is the case looks like bullshit even to the anti-trump crowd. Am I saying they still can't convict him? No, I'm not saying that.

It's New York, it's New York. There's probably a bunch of TDS infected jurors who don't really care about evidence. However, Harvey Weinstein and I'm not even comparing the two. Harvey Weinstein just had the same case, get kicked up on appeal and get tossed under the exact same premise.

Folks, they're in real trouble right here. This is how bad it's gotten the Copium on the left. POLITICO Again Why Stormy Daniels isn't getting the Monica Lewinsky treatment?

My chat friends, I've got a question for you, why don't you answer Politico's question? By Joanna Weiss. You guys are just postulate this for just a second, take it in.

Think about this, Tony, you were around when this happened, you're a little older than me. What's the difference between Stormy Daniels accusations against and Monica Lewinsky's allegations against Bill Clinton? Anyone in the room have an idea?

Anyone in the chat? yeah.

Yes, yes, because Donald Trump is not a Democrat. You are correct. Thank you, Zypher.

You're a genius. I love how Politico and their Copium spends whatever, a thousand words, trying to justify why they're not attacking a porn star. But Monica Lewinsky, who? I say, Lewinsky, because that's what everybody knows, Monica Lewinsky.

Nobody disputed she actually had like evidence, you know what I mean, like evidence, everybody.

Tony, you remember the evidence?

It was like, a folks, even I'm not, there was kind of a sample. Let's just say, Yeah, let's just. Tony says. Well, let's call it the salty napkin for the sake. there was a salty napkin. There was actual DNA.

But yet Monica Lewinsky was treated like a superhero. Oh, excuse me, was treated like the enemy. Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels has, like a comic book. Why? Because of Zypher?

Zypher's right, Zypher, like, he's from the matrix, he's a hundred percent correct because Donald Trump isn't a Democrat. I love how politico Oh, no, stormy.

She's so great, Stormy, loves Stormy. There's a difference. Remember, Do you remember Jim Carville when Bill Clinton was accused by, like, whatever, a hundred different women?

Remember that you remember what James Carville said? Yeah, drag a dollar through a trailer park, and nobody was mad at James Carville. They were like, Yeah, those trashy, those trashy women.

I could see the media in the newsroom, they're all misogynists, those trashy broads, they're so awful. Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels, This woman's a hero, she's so great, she didn't even really have any hardcore evidence outside of her word.

This is why I love guys like this guy. This clip, I just added it this morning is freaking magic, like, Presto, change-o, man, this is the real Mike Davis. The two Mikes are, like, the best commentators out there.

Mike Benz and Mike Davis. This Davis is awesome. I'm going to tell you. Right now. I don't know if he could get confirmed or not. I personally doubt it, but I'm willing to take a shot.

We need this guy as attorney general, we just do. He is one of the greatest media ball busters I've ever seen, and I want ball busters. Because what am I doing here, folks, showing you the shirt? Cutesy? Time is over.

I'm not here to play games. Here's Mike Davis on the BBC, the UK's Communist News channel, and the lady he's interviewing with is very upset. I'm playing this. This is like four minutes into the interview.

The interview is like, eight minutes long, so I can't play the whole thing I wish I could, but you should watch it. He keeps calling Stormy a bimbo and a porn star, and the BBC lady because they love Stormy. Unlike Walensky, is very upset about it, and Davis just keeps doing it.

It is the most glorious interview I have seen on this situation in a very long time. Watch this malicious smear against President Trump. He can't respond to that or he goes to jail. That just proves what a kangaroo courts this is.

This is Democrat lawfare and election interference. And, frankly, the BBC should be ashamed of itself that you just put a bimbo porn star on. I think we get the message about how you're addressing her. Thank you very much. What would you call?

What would you call her? I would call her a woman who happens to be either a film star or she has a job. I don't think that you have any particular locus in this, she definitely has a job, oh.

God, everyone, this is like.

Everybody out, come on, what are you doing? That's a kidding. Thank you, thank you, very much. The hell are you guys sitting around?

Everybody's got to get up and clap. Is that not the greatest clip you've ever seen, Justin? Take that back to college and put it on TikTok and show it to your college buddies. This is what we need to do. You go on the media and shred these idiots.

This is exactly how you do it. Oh, she has a job, all right, and I love the media lady in the BBC. Oh, I'd call her a film star.

Really, what kind of? what kind of film? kind of film is that? what kind of films, exactly?

By that measure, a lot of people are film stars. You know what I mean?

Star Of course, all the cases are falling apart everywhere, and it's freaking awesome to watch. I don't know about you, but I'm loving all of this. I'm taking it all in, I'm like eating it, throwing it up, eating it again, like chewing the cud.

This is just great, this is great. Here's Fannie Willis, you know, Fannie, in the First Amendment violation case. Out of Georgia, where she was doing up with the co-prosecutor, who had absolutely no skills whatsoever. Well, maybe some skills.

Who knows, Fannie could tell you about that? Here's Fannie doing what Fannie does best when Fannie sucks, and I mean, sucks When Fannie sucks. What does she do?

She plays the race card. You guys are just coming after me because you're black. No, we're just coming after you because you suck, you know what I mean? Check this out.

Isn't it interesting when we got a bunch of African-American Das? Now we need Daddy to tell us what to do. They can keep looking, I'm not interested in them looking, they can look.

I'm sorry they pissed off. Justice is now actually blind. lady, Justice is blind, everybody can get it.

There we go, this is it, this is it, folks. The Copium is strong on the left. This is the best they can do.

This is America's finest right here. Fannie Willis gets caught doing this with her boyfriend. There she hires to prosecute Trump as they're meeting with the Biden White House.

They get cold busted and they did it because I'm black. Yeah, Ok, sure, yeah, that's that's. That absolutely makes sense, sure.

It had nothing to do with this sucking, you know what I mean? She sucked, right, I mean.

Justin thinks there's a lot of innuendo. No, no, she's, you know?

Not my fault, I didn't do it, you know what I mean, you get what I mean, right?

Now you see why this kind of next clip makes a whole world of sense. The copium is everywhere. The left don't know what to do, everything they're trying just blows everything they don't know what to do.

Biden's out there claiming that his uncle was eaten by cannibals, he's a fake civil rights activist. His teacher is Bart Starr. For the Packers, their whole race narrative is falling apart as minority voters start piling into the Republican Party Michigan's collapsing.

Wisconsin's collapsing. They don't know what to do, man, they're like this. Remember the Beavis and Butthead with a governor coach? You ever remember that show?

That's maybe Tony, kick me into Jimmy and the coach, I'm kick him in the balls or something. This is where they are right.

It actually happened. You can go watch the clips. It was one of my favorite cartoons. This is what's happening right now. No cup or nothing.

Right in the nuts, they have nowhere to go. You got to watch this. That show is freaking hilarious, it was before.

It's time kick me in the this is what's going on. They don't know what to do. How bad does it have to be? That? On an MSNBC segment, they had to cover this where they're the last narrative they had.

Lost the inflation narrative, lost the economic narrative, lost the tax narrative, lost the school choice narrative. They're getting crushed everywhere.

They're losing the border narrative, the national security narrative, They're losing the chaos narrative, as Biden has become captain chaos, right? They're losing everything. The last narrative they had was what?

What was it? Anybody know, anyone? anyone? yes.

Justin's right, just kidding, he's not even saying. The last narrative they had is Trump is a threat to democracy, He's a threat to democracy, folks.

The Constitutional Republic will fall under Donald Trump. Listen to the Copium in this segment. As they're smoking it, like it's a ganja, like it's a big, massive blunt. They're like smoke. They're like they're doing secondary highs as they blow the smoke in others faces. Listen to the Copium here. As they have to admit that the real threat to democracy amongst independents, amongst independents, not even Republicans, is Joe Biden.

Check this out. Something interesting in this polling was more independents said that they worry about President Biden weakening democracy than Trump 53 percent to 42 percent. What do you make of this? I find it shocking. Honestly, I can't, I can't, you know, make sense of that number.

I wish I could, I wish I had some really great insight to it. She don't know what to do, she don't know what to say. Flipper ruski.

They don't know what to do. The blunt is gone, the copium's out, the high's wearing off, like anybody got mushrooms.

They don't know what tequila, and they don't know what to do. They live in this bubble and they can't. Here's the thing, the narrative, the real narrative. Remember, liberals tell you a story, not the story.

But remember, also, liberals tell themselves a story, not the story. She's not lying, she really doesn't understand why voters would perceive Biden as the greatest threat to the United States other than Trump. To you, it's obvious Biden has taken on extra constitutional powers.

Censorship paying off student loans after courts told him he couldn't. Biden has used his regulatory agencies to destroy business. Lena Khan and others. Gary Gensler at the SEC. People pay attention to this stuff, the threat to democracy, what the January 6th gulags, all this stuff going on right now. The threat to democracy from the FBI, the DOJ, and Biden comes from the Biden administration.

They don't know this because they don't want to know it, they choose to live in a bubble. Don't ever forget that line. I just said, Liberals tell you a story.

Not the story, but they also tell a story to themselves, and therefore the story which you seem obvious, which is the truth. They're totally oblivious. She's not lying, she really can't understand, reminds me of that line about Nixon.

I always screw up where they the New York voter, she goes, I can't believe Nixon won. I don't know anyone who voted for him. Of course, you don't. you were a New York voter, and you were, you know, you were a liberal. Of course, you don't know anyone that explains that, totally.

And they listen to stuff like this. This clip from Hillary Clinton on MSNBC is so preposterous that, again, a person who knows the story that Hillary Clinton marshaled the greatest hijacking of the DOJ and weaponization of government in modern American history. With her fake steel dossier, which she used to start billions of dollars of trouble and investigations and hurt to political opponents. Listen to this absolute life loser Hillary Clinton, who I'm telling you as being a former agent. Knowing people around her is the absolute meanest, most disgusting person in politics. Even worse than Biden on the mean scale, the gross scale, Biden's grosser mean scale, there's no one meaner than her. I could tell you stories for days.

She is an awful, awful person here she is on MSNBC talking about justice delayed, being justice denied on Donald Trump when she suffered no legal penalty. For the most disgusting government corruption we've seen in 50 years. Take a look. The pressure and the stress on our system, our country, our constitution, our future is so intense for those of us who understand what's at stake. And I don't mean that in a, you know, a derogatory way to others.

But if you've been in this world as you and I have, and you've studied it and you've watched it, it is a very difficult time right now. You know, justice delayed is justice denied, and the people in our country. It looks as though we'll most likely go to vote without knowing the outcome of these other very serious trials. And the one that is going on now currently in New York is really about election interference.

It is about trying to prevent the people of our country from having relevant information. That may have influenced how they could have voted in 2016 or whether they would have voted.

Is this life loser for real? They've got to. I love when they say the quiet part out loud. You must prosecute Donald Trump in these fake charges right now so we can interfere in the election because people need information to go out and make a decision. Oh, really, Hillary, they do.

Hillary is a disgusting person, folks. She is awful. She treats everyone around her like shit. Her staff used to hate her. They pretend they don't.

But go back and ask, get a couple beers. In her old staff before the Huma days, or in the middle, people hated this woman, she is evil, evil and absolute life loser. She's saying right now that we need to get people information about Trump, or they're going to make the wrong decision.

What about when you hit the Hunter Biden laptop? Cooper One in six Biden voters would have changed their minds if they knew the full story about Biden and his corruption. She doesn't give a shit about that Clint Cooper article, she don't care about that at all. Again, Democrats tell themselves a story, not the story.

They are completely, utterly full of shit on everything, nothing they tell you is true. There's a big thing going on right now with the FDIC. What does that have to do with this show? I'll talk about it more on Monday.

The head of the FDIC that supervises banks is being accused of some gross stuff, a workplace sexual harassment, all of this stuff. Under his supervision. The Democrats love him. Why? Because if he's forced to resign, then a Republican will wind up picking the chair. They don't, they don't care about sexual harassment, any of that stuff.

They care about power. This is what you're dealing with, you want morality, get a freaking dog, you want to save the country.

Throw all that shit out. I don't want to hear any more. Santos motion to vacate story. Sorry. Win, win, win, period.

No more.

All right, I got more coming up. Next. Is this bubble slowly breaking? I'll show you what I mean. The story is slowly trickling out.

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I want to tell you something. I mean, that may be my favorite intro to the show I've ever done. I've been doing this for eight years. I'm not even messing with you. And no, there's no reason to say that.

It's certainly not some clickbait. I, I'm serious. I don't know if it's Friday and I'm in like, a particularly good mood. Or the story just really gets my kind of goat. I don't know, but that may be my favorite first 20 minute block of the show. I think I've ever done, because I'm.

I'm just so in reveling in the left's ability to sabotage their own cause and Donald Trump just making them do it. He's just he dog walks these people all day, they think they're winning when they're really just dog walking all of them, and it's freaking glorious to watch.

How do I know? Because the story is finally leaking out? It's gotten. Donald Trump has dog walked them for so long that now the truth is being forced out. Even through liberal networks like the Communist News Network, I'm telling you they're not doing this to be journalists.

You need to listen to me. CNN isn't reporting on inflation and how bad the economy is. Because they want to do the right thing, throw that shit right in the garbage that has nothing to do with it. Understand that through our lens, when Mike Johnson or someone else does something that pisses us off, we complain about it.

So many liberals are complaining to liberal networks about how badly Joe Biden sucks, that the network actually feels in editorial meetings. I've been at Fox and that man, we got to start reporting on this, or we're going to lose our audience too. That's what this is, that's how bad it is.

This is why we're dog walking these idiots. Here's John King at CNN, John King, having to acknowledge that, you know this. Telling people they're in good shape economically, like Biden did the other day, it's probably not a good idea. You're basically telling people they're crazy.

That no, the economy sucks because they know the story, not a story you're telling them. Check this out. But you asked them what life is like. And they can't buy a bigger house because of mortgage rates. They still when you talk about grocery prices. And so the president has to be careful here.

That sounds like somebody in Washington telling people you're wrong, and whatever your party is, voters don't process it that way. They don't like that, definitely don't like being told they're wrong, because it's how they're actually experiencing the economy personally. The inflation drag, the cost of living drag is still giant out in America. And they don't like people in Washington telling them they're wrong.

So important, you understand this. This is not being done out of journalistic integrity, this is being done because. Their listeners, which aren't you, and certainly isn't me, and I sure as shit know it, isn't Evita or Guy or anyone else in the room. Their own liberal listeners are complaining to them. It's no different than what we do. If I were to sit here all day and go, Hey man, that Pfizer thing was great.

We should be spying on all America. You guys would all leave, you got, but Republicans voted for it. You're expecting me to stand up for what's right, correct? It's no different on the left.

It's no different on the left. They're emailing the network. This guy sucks here. More proof right here, always receipts, always everywhere.

Here's ABC, another commie network fact checking Biden on the air now openly about his bullshit claims against inflation. Tell me they're not getting ready to dump this guy. I'm going to call you crazy. Check this out.

It was 9 when I came to Office. 9. Inflation was actually 1.4 when Biden was sworn in, peaking at 9.1 in June 2022. It has since come down to 3.5, preventing a further drop housing costs. Folks, this goes on and on.

I didn't even play the rest of it. They talk about how housing's through the roof. This is ABC. The bubble is breaking because the story is leaking out. Because Biden is completely incapable of politically influencing these media networks anymore, because people just hate them, folks, Biden is the trifecta.

He doesn't look the part, he doesn't act the part, and he doesn't talk the part. When you're the president, if you even have one of those three, you can get by. Incumbents rarely lose as U.S.

Presidents, they lose, but it's not often there's a power to incumbency in the presidency. If you look the part but don't act the part and talk the part, you may slip by likewise for the other two.

Biden's none of those. He looks like Reverend Cain from Poltergeist, like a rotting corpse. He doesn't act the part, he stumbles around, makes up stories and bullshits people, and he doesn't talk the part.

Every freaking thing he says is a lie and everything he says policy-wise people hate he has nothing. How bad does it have to be when comedians, comedians who are probably 60 plus of them, are probably liberals, or if they're not liberals? Because I don't want to get into their heads? They have to pretend to be in the comedy community so that they're not canceled. How bad does it have to be?

Did you see this clip? This is freaking hilarious. This comedy guy, this comedian's on the stage and he asks this lady in the crowd, Hey, what do you do for a living? She says she works for the Biden administration. If you haven't seen this man, it's about a minute of his set.

You were missing out. This is hilarious, check this out.

You work for the Biden administration. is your job to wake them up, or what's your job?

OK, what do you do for the Biden administration? What a shit show of a job you have. I can't believe you admitted that from all these years.

You go to the South and try to sell on Biden. We're fucking retarded. What the fuck are you talking about? That's your fucking job.

Do I really need to explain that? However, that's objectively funny, that's objectively funny, it's probably not funny to Biden people because their emotions getting away. I probably wouldn't laugh if it was about Trump.

I'm just being straight with it. However, take the political names out of it. That's objectively funny. This guy really sucks and that guy just nailed it right there.

Her job is to go down to the South and convince voters in the South that they should love Joe Biden as he's decimating their economy, their borders. Everything like, imagine being that lady. Are you ready to be unemployed? What a classic line.

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Think like that. Conspiracy theory update Conspiracy theory update number one. I was told, along with many others, you guys remember this when they were telling us, Dan, stop talking about RFK. This one makes me crazy, folks.

This is getting like the masks, like, I hate masks. Stop talking about RFK. He's going to hurt Trump, oh my gosh.

You're being played for suckers, you're being played for suckers. Democrats are playing you because they want RFK out of the race. It's so obvious only a moron would fall for this.

RFK is going to destroy Joe Biden. You want this guy in the race, want some receipts? Here? We go here.

He does an interview with Sage Steele. And RFK supports late term abortion. I'm sure a lot of Conservatives and Republicans are going to switch their vote to RFK. You want this guy in a race, all he's going to do is leech off Democrats. Check this out.

So, in other words, keeping it as is, with Roe versus Wade having been overturned. And leaving it up to the states to determine if and when a woman can have an abortion. No, I wouldn't leave it to the states, right? Oh, I would, I would say completely, it's up to them.

I believe we should leave it to the woman. We shouldn't have government involved, even if it's full term, even if it's full term, okay.

Folks, the left was playing people for suckers. They are trying to, just like the George Soros rallies on campus, are trying to suck conservatives in and say, Oh, it's about free speech. Join us as they go. And they totally like, destroy your life, too. This is the RFK op.

They are trying to get conservatives to get this guy, you know, either some support or backing at it's great. Look at this Daily Caller thing. Leaked pitch deck reveals a former Vivek Stafford trying to use MAGA influencers against Trump for RFK Why are they trying to use MAGA influencers? Cause they know the guy's a liberal and he has no chance of doing anything significant in the race unless the Republicans go and turn the other way.

He's not, he's. There's nothing conservative about this guy at all, it's nothing personal. Folks, I ran for office.

He's perfectly entitled to run, but don't fall for this bullshit conspiracy theory that he's going to hurt Trump. That's the Democrats. I promise. Trying to play you, you don't have to go celebrate the guy.

I'm not asking you to do that either. I just told you the guy's not one of us. I'm just saying, don't let them get this guy out of the race. He's going to destroy Joe Biden.

Joe Biden Trump will win 37 plus states. If this guy's in the race and runs a serious campaign, another one, you know what? Play the audio first.

You got the Johnson audio? Hold on stand easy one second. Folks, I'm never going to waste your time here.

I promise I love my audience, I absolutely respect you guys and I'm never going to waste your freaking time. We had Speaker Mike Johnson on the show.

I was glad he came on. However, one area, along with the Ukraine funding, I strongly disagree with Speaker Johnson on strongly. Is this FISA Bill, this Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Bill? Where they basically can spy on Americans? We know they use it to spy on Americans because they've used the cornucopia of powers to spy on Americans. Being Donald Trump and others, and we know there have been massive abuses. You want to spy on Americans?

There's a way. Does anybody know how to do it?

It's called the Constitution. You can go and get a warrant. It's not hard. Anyone telling you it's hard is lying. But we were told no, no, no, this new FISA bill.

Remember, they're going to, they're going to renew the FISA bill, they already did. We were told, don't worry, man, there are safeguards built in, there'll be no spying on Americans. Matter of fact. When I interviewed Speaker Johnson, he even said that he said, This always got the receipts, man.

Check this out A warrant is required anytime you're going to surveil or investigate an American. Absolutely 100. We die on that hill.

Okay, but when you're using Section 702 of FISA, this is what most people don't understand it is. But in its name, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, it's only allowed to collect data, emails, phone communications, et cetera from foreign terrorists or people that we suspect to be that.

Really.

WIRED Magazine Just the other day What's today's date? the 10th? so this article is from the halcyon days of May 8th, like two days ago. Top F.BI official urges agents to use warrantless wiretaps on U.S. soil.

Holy shit, it's like, I told you that was going to happen.

I mean, why would Mike Johnson or anyone else take advice from a guy who was actually a federal agent who used warrants? I mean, what the hell do I do? A top FBI officials encouraging employees to continue to investigate Americans using a warrantless foreign surveillance program in an effort to justify the FBI spying powers. According to an internal email obtained by Wire.

Oh, go to part two of that.

Back to.

I think I'm wasting your time. So here's this higher up in the FBI, this guy, Paul Abate. I urge everyone to continue to look for ways to appropriately use U.S person queries.

I thought, Didn't Mike Johnson just say it's not happening? I urge everyone to continue to look for ways to appropriately use U.S person queries to advance the mission. With the added confidence that this new pre-approval requirement will help ensure that those queries are fully compliant with the law.

You know, you know, it's hilarious, all these lefty, douchebags and swampy bunch. You know, he's a conspiracy theory, really. Gee, what's our record on conspiracy theories, you know?

You think it's about ninety nine point, nine, six, four, two, seven.

Me, too, I'm, folks, I'm just not saying one hundred because I'm struggling, too, to remember a thing I was told I was a conspiracy theorist about. That hasn't come true. I haven't seen one yet. Covid elections, spygate, the Russia hoax, the Hunter Biden email hoax.

I mean, the list goes on and on for days, the Pfizer thing.

Wait, we're out of them, Justin said. I'm totally out of conspiracy, completely out of them. Every single one comes true, you want to throw another one, it's just the one, just for the hell of it. Remember, we told you about this Covid vaccine, like, Hey man, you should probably chill on this thing.

I'm not sure it's a good idea. Freaked out about this thing. Oh, independent, by the way, not, this is not some conservative outlet. AstraZeneca withdraws Covid vaccine worldwide after admitting it could cause rare blood clots. Holy shit.

That's so crazy. And so, I mean, Evita, like, has only been talking about the total conspiracy there. You know, we love conspiracy. We were like, Oh, look, Evita, she's a conspiracy. Let's hire her on the show to join us.

We're conspiracy theorists, too. So crazy. What's that?

Oh what, what, what, what? Oh yeah, that's true, yes, when we put out the job opening. Evita, the first question, Are you a documented conspiracy theorist? According to left wing bullshit artists?

Evita said Yes, one hundred percent, like you're hired, you're hired. I didn't even do yes.

Do you own a series of Tinfoil hats, some with wool lining, just for the comfort?

Sure, keep waiting, keep. Evita says. she's waiting for the apollo. Hold your breath, just take a deep one.

I mean, which one are we? which one are we wrong about? which one are we wrong about? Oh, replacement theory, that we're definitely. That's a total conspiracy theory, too, despite the fact that we've only played on the show like a hundred times.

The Democrats demographic destiny replacement theory articles called We will replace them and Democrats, you guys are conspiracy theorists. What? For quoting your own words? There's a literal New York Times article called We will replace them. There is a two minute clip of Democrats talking about replacing voters.

It's not our theory, it's yours. Here, another conspiracy theory comes true. So the Republican Party, you're going to see this clip of Lauren Bobert here is a good one. The Republican Party put forth a very simple bill all Americans should be for.

This is not complicated, the bill basically says you should be able to prove your citizenship if you want to vote. Not hard, right? Nothing complicated. It's not a hail Mary Pass.

Of course, the Democrats hate this bill, even some Republicans vote against it. Why? I thought this replacement theory thing was some right wing conspiracy theory. Isn't this a simple thing?

Only citizens should vote. Here's Lauren Bobert on the House floor. Check this out. Thank you very much, Mr. Speaker, and thank you to Chairman Biggs for leading on this issue.

I rise in support of the Equal Representation Act, which will add a citizenship question to the census and exclude illegal aliens from the apportionment base. It is past time we put America and Americans first.

Folks, I already told you, whether illegal immigrants vote in federal elections, that's bad enough, but whether they vote or not, the Democrats still want them counted in the census. So that they get more electoral college votes, which is based on the population of liberal states, so that they'll win presidential elections forever, you have the demographic destiny thing. Yeah, well, I'm going to place for just again, because another conspiracy theory has magically come true The Democrats don't want citizens only voting because they want noncitizens voting.

There's no other way, because replacement theory is their actual thing, they talk about it all the time. Here. Here's just 30 seconds of this to remind you that these people are totally full of shit on the left. Check this out coming out into the open. In a few years, we're going to be a majority brown country.

White people will not be the majority in the country anymore. This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation. At some point, as of 2007, every year babies being born in this country. Whites now are the minority. In 2044, everyone is going to be a minority as the demographics change, as white people become the minority in the country. Which is coming.

Demographics is destiny. Demographics is destiny. Demographics is destiny, right? The country is changing. I've been saying it here.

Other people have been saying it here for years now, even before Donald Trump. The demographics is destiny. The white population is declining for the first time in history in America, while the number of multiracial Americans have more than doubled. WHO.

Guys, ladies, out there again, you know, I love you man. Who's really obsessed with race and demographics and electoral power and replacing white voters? Us, I don't, I don't even talk about it, I only talk about it by playing clips of the left talking about it. But it's a conspiracy theory, right? But that was all that made up that.

I make that up Hattip Grabian By the way, Tom Elliott. Did I make that up? Tell me? Lefty assholes in the chat point out the now don't tell me Joe Scarborough either. He's not even forget that point out to me. An actual conservative in there, anywhere.

You can't because you're full of shit. Those are lefty businessmen, lefty media people, lefty politicians. They're obsessed with this idea, and that's why it's killing them that Hispanic voters are going to go for Trump. Because their whole replacement theory agenda, which they try to pin on you with some Nazi, is blowing up in their face, they want noncitizens to vote. Why the hell would you vote against it?

Give me one good reason you would not vote for a bill that would exclude noncitizens from federal elections. They shouldn't vote in any election period. One good reason you can't because you're full of shit. It's incredible to have in one show on Friday, like five or six conspiracy theories go down in one day. You understand, you watch this show. Other concerns. Not just me got Bannon, you got Levin, you got others out there too.

I'm not the only Charlie Kirk, you know, you got other Megyn Kelly, whatever.

If you're watching those shows, you're like two years ahead of the curve. Because none of this stuff is news to you. Liberals who've been told a story, not the story, these dipshits are just finding this out now because they're morons. This story is really important. Get ready, folks, because this is.

Even if you have zero interest in the Secret Service and internal palace intrigue and all this other stuff, this is an important story. Why? Because none of our protectees should be getting hurt or killed. I don't care about your. I worked for two Democratic presidents, Clinton and Obama, and a Republican one in Bush.

OK, I did my job the same. If you are a secret service protectee, no one says to you, Hey man, are you a Democrat or Republican? It's not the way this works. However, even if you don't care about this stuff, there is a damn good chance Donald Trump is going to be the next president. And the threat level for Donald Trump. I know, believe me, I know it's through the roof.

It is legitimately through the roof. There are people who would kill this guy in a minute. And the problem right now is, although Donald Trump's detail is staffed by really good people, excuse me, who, I'm comfortable in their management ability over there. The Secret Service is now bubbling up through the ranks, has people in there completely unqualified to save anybody's life at all. And the Secret Service is now running for the hills. As they said, they had this unbelievably bad incident happen at Joint Base Andrews.

Now I wasn't there. These are allegations in the media, they were all obviously secondhand. I'm reading it like you did. But the long story short of it is a female agent. Had some what they call some mental episode or whatever at basically Andrews Air Force base over there now JBA.

And apparently, according to the reports, Like attacked one of the supervisors, they had a disarmer put her in handcuffs. This is an agent who's supposed to be protecting Kamala Harris. She was on the vice president's detail. Now. What's really tragic about this story is the secret Service is acting like.

This is some kind of unique incident. And oh yeah, no problem, our vetting is great. It's bullshit, I've talked about it before and now it's in the public eye.

Susan Crabtree has an amazing piece at Real Clear Politics. It's in the show Notes today, so it's up on Gino dot com. Slash newsletter The Newsletter Show notes. The same thing. You can go right there at the Real Clear too.

You don't need to go to us, but it's right there, the link, and I encourage you to read it. All of it, the incident I just mentioned to you. She notes that, following the incident, Secret Service agents and officers are privately questioning the hiring process and whether the Secret Service adequately screened this woman's background. Some also wonder whether her hire was part of a DEI push in response to years of staff shortages. That may have required the agency to lower its strict employment standards and physical performance to reach quotas for female agents and officers.

Yes.

Yes.

Go to the second part of this, because this is where they're bullshitting people and listen, I love my former agency, I had a great time over there, I worked with the best people I've ever worked with. This line is fucking bullshit.

Pardon my language, so the spokesperson, this guy, Anthony Guglielmi, confirmed that. The Secret Service is one of the numerous agencies that have signed on to the 30-30 initiative, an effort to increase the representation of women in the ranks to 30 percent of the workforce by 2030. What does that have to do with anything? Here's the bullshit part. Claims that the Secret Service's standards have been lowered as a result of our signing this pledge are categorically false.

Anthony, I don't know you, but I never met this guy in my life. I have no idea who you are.

That's bullshit, you know, you're lying. There's only one of two things. I don't know if this guy was an agent, or if he's just a PR flack or whatever he is. He's full of shit either. He was never an agent, never has been through training, or he knows what's going on and is absolutely lying.

Folks, I worked there for almost 12 years, I was an instructor in the academy. For three years. I was in the operations section and coordinated two classes myself well, with a co-coordinator, but was actually the coordinator myself. I'm not mentioning names.

I'm just telling you, I personally witnessed people who were pushed through because they met a certain quota, maybe female, maybe others. But they were pushed through despite being categorically unqualified to carry a gun near the president or anyone else. And they were pushed through because the sack of the training center and others was like, Winky, winky, nod, nod. That person should really get through. What I'm telling you is that guy's full of shit, he is giving you some standard company line.

He is lying to you. Listen, I'm being straight. And this isn't some stupid virtue signal in the secret service. Having female agents is actually pretty valuable because we have female protectees and the female agents can do things like go in bathrooms with them. And they make really good counter surveillance agents. Some reason guys never detect the female agents. They also there were some that are really, really good on a detail.

There is no reason to have a quota, you're either qualified or you're not. And no woman, I don't give a shit who you are, no woman, no white guy, black guy. Martian, alien man from Saturn, should be next to the president without a gun if they don't meet the standards.

I'm telling you, this guy's full of shit. They are putting people near the president and the vice president because of quotas and looks. You know, when they do that little on Inauguration Day, when the president goes down Pennsylvania Avenue. Do you know the pressure? What they call the flankers? The four guys walk around the limo.

It's all bullshit, they're not protecting anything. Do you know the pressure they had there to put? Got to put a Spanish guy, got to put a Black guy, can't have too many white guys, got to have a woman around.

They are obsessed with this, and here's the background for Susan and others. I haven't told you this. The Secret Service got sued about, I don't know, 20, 30 years ago by a group of Black agents claiming that they weren't being promoted. I wasn't around for. I have no idea the validity of lawsuit or not.

The secret Service was never the same. They got scared, shit, they like, obsessed with this stuff. And the crazy thing about this is they are putting their own people at risk. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. There are people around them, I assure you right now, who are absolutely incompetent.

And I can prove it to you right now. If you were to put these guys on the detail under a polygraph and say I want five names of people who belong nowhere near with the president. With a gun, I guarantee you they give you 10. This is bullshit, this guy is lying. The director of the Secret Service is a disaster.

This Kim Cheeto, they know who put the cocaine in the White House. I have it from multiple people. She is hiding it, she's full of shit, she needs to resign.

Yesterday, the minute Donald Trump gets into office, this woman needs to go immediately, and the Secret Service needs a massive, massive house cleaning, a massive house cleaning. I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican, or whatever you are. When you're sitting in the Oval Office, you should not have a bunch of people around you who are a clear and present danger to your security.

It's supposed to be the other way around. This story is 10 times worse than you think it is. This story you heard about this female agent? I haven't heard it, I just read about it.

I'm telling you, this is the tip of a massive iceberg, and I'm guaranteeing you right now, on the trajectory this agency is on, someone's going to get hurt or killed. The Secret Service director, Kim Cheeto, needs to resign immediately, immediately. She's been a disaster.

And they need someone in there now who's going to clean this shit, show up.

I said my piece, I'm going to follow this, I'm not letting this go, she needs to go, I'm going to make sure.

I'm the Kim Cheeto. I know you're watching right now too, by the way, I know you're watching. I'm not letting this go, I'm not letting this go.

I did the job, I know exactly what you do. I was there, don't tell me, you know what I did.

You have my background, I encourage you by the way. I'm giving you permission to release all my personnel files. In case anybody out there thinks I'm full of shit and didn't do this job at the highest levels. Release my personnel file. I'm giving you permission on camera.

Release it.

You, on the other hand, didn't do what I did. You did a terrible job. Everybody knows it, you know? She was the training center, the director was the sack of the training center when this woman graduated.

Any explanation for that?

All right, folks, I always have to do these stories. Are things bad enough? Yet? By the way, I'm not just talking about the Secret Service and federal agencies falling apart. Are things bad enough around the country where massive election changes are going to happen? I'm going to warn you right now, you know?

Viewer discretion is advised right here. This is a really disturbing video to watch. You guys want to feel this instead is probably better, so I'm going to give you a few seconds here.

This is New York City. I ask you all the time, Are things bad enough? have they gotten bad enough? That? A massive amount, not a small amount, but a massive amount of voters say I've had enough of this bullshit. I'm voting for Donald Trump. Don't laugh.

This stuff has happened. Ronald Reagan won 49 states in 1984. When things got bad enough, they were tired of it, and they wanted more Reagan and less bullshit. This is New York City.

This happened as a poor woman, apparently. 3 a.

M in the morning, belt around her neck. Listen, if you've ever been choked out in jujitsu, you know it only takes about five seconds. You see, she goes limp right here, about five seconds.

Go by, you see her arms, she's out, look at her. Now you get an oxygen deprivation of the brain, guy dragging her between two cars.

She's had sexually assaulted, I mean, this is just.

I mean, is this individual incident Joe Biden's fault? No, I mean, I'm not going to feed you a line of bullshit. However, would this incident have happened if we had say Giuliani type in New York? And they focused on policing? The answer is, I don't know, I can't prove a counterfactual.

However, I can tell you, having worked as a cop in New York City during that Giuliani, post Giuliani era, with broken windows policing that. Guys like this were typically in jail because they would jump a turnstile and they would throw him in jail, so they weren't on the street to do that. Is it bad enough? Yet? I don't know is it getting there?

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