There’s A Cold Civil War Brewing (Ep 2171)

your host, Dan Bongino.

Did you guys catch the radio show yesterday?

I had Darren Beatty on who wrote that just bombshell revolver article about the bomber

and the insurrection.

Did you?

Did you see that the interview was just bananas?

It was so good.

He's going to be bad.

The interview was so good that I said to producer Jim in a radio show.

I said, you got to bring Darren back tomorrow because I only got, I had eight questions.

I only got to question one.

I got one more thing I want to hit on this today.

Probably I think I keep saying the most important question of all, but this one really is.

And so I don't kind of bury the lead.

What the hell was Kamala Harris doing at the DNC while they're getting ready to certify

her as the next vice president?

You understand this story makes absolutely zero sense.

I got that.

And listen, I hesitate to say this because I don't want to, you know, oh, look at me.

I'm so good.

Self praise stinks.

I get it.

But I don't want you to think you're wasting your time here ever.

I told you this Texas thing was going to get hot.

Almost nobody was covering it.

And now it's getting hot.

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All right, Joe, big show today.

So let's go.

Beam me up, Dan-O.

It's showtime.

It's all UFO stories, eh?

Usually say that when there's some UFO.

Is there a UFO?

Did you sneak something in the show?

I don't know about it.

Some element going to pop on the screen later on, you know what I mean?

Beam me up, beam me up.

I'm going to put some fireworms in with the G.I.

Joe song.

Stop that.

Stop that.

It's all morning.

I'm humming the G.I.

Joe song.

See, you did it again.

You did it again.

You're doing it on purpose now.

New Hampshire primary today, by the way.

Tomorrow we'll know.

All this shit talking ends.

Oh, my gosh, I got a great game.

I got okay.

Good.

Great.

Terrific.

I love everybody.

You're all great.

Primaries are good.

Now people actually vote.

So we'll see what happens tomorrow.

Everyone in New Hampshire should get out and vote.

It's really important to have your voice heard.

I don't really have a lot to say about that because nobody's voted yet.

So what the hell you want me to say?

The polls don't close.

Hey, listen, here's New Hampshire primary.

Trump's running against Nikki Haley.

Great.

We already know that.

We'll cover it tomorrow.

If I get to it, I got one video about Haley that kind of describes exactly who she is.

But most importantly, why the hell was Kamala Harris at the DNC?

Folks, I need some crowdsourcing here because I've had a few.

I'm not going to say the agency.

I don't want to do that.

I've had a few, let's just say three letter agency guys from the government.

And when I say a few, I mean a lot.

And I mean a lot, a lot.

Reach out to me with some really, really good ideas about what may have been going on.

If there was a bomb at the DNC right as the election was being certified on January 6th

in this 1230 p.m. to 1 p.m. window, right as the certification was about to start and

as the alleged insurrection was happening, folks, what the hell, chatsters, what the

hell was Kamala Harris doing at the freaking DNC?

Dude, it's only the biggest moment.

It's only the biggest moment of her life.

She's a U.S. senator who's about to be number two in command of the EOP, Executive Office

of the Presidency.

She's about to be the vice president-elect, the certification process, where it's done.

You are the vice.

She's not inaugurated yet, but she is the official vice president-elect, biggest moment

of her life.

And she's not there.

And nobody says anything.

Listen, we- Where's my phone?

I've been throwing it so much.

I'm sorry, but I'm- How do I- This is a 15 yarder.

I don't know what to tell you.

This makes no sense.

Now, again, I'm speculating here, but I'm speculating based on informed speculation,

if you know what I mean.

What the hell were they planning at the DNC that she was in the building when this alleged

device showed up?

Was she there on purpose?

And here, the most important question, because I know the guys who were running the Secret

Service back then, and they were good guys.

They were- Trump picked these guys.

They were not- These guys were not tomato cans.

They were not ham and eggers.

Trust me on this.

I would never steer you wrong.

I see it highly unlikely that they were read in on some plot, or else they wouldn't have

called a robot in to dismantle an advice, a device they knew was- It doesn't make sense.

Meaning the plot probably did not originate within the Secret Service.

This plot had to originate with another government entity.

And if Kamala Harris was involved in this, this is why I'm telling you, man, I think

they're covering up probably one of the biggest scandals in U.S. history.

It doesn't make any sense otherwise.

What the hell was she doing at the DNC to Aaron Beatty and be back at two o'clock?

That's the first question out of my mouth today.

First question, because it makes no sense.

All right.

Moving on.

It's called Civil War.

And I warn you that what I tell you about Texas, I told you Texas was a BFD, right?

Big River Deal.

Did I not say that?

Why?

Why was it a big deal?

Because you got- I had Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick from Texas on, and I'm just speaking

candidly about this.

I'm not trying to scare anybody.

I'm not trying to freak you all out.

I'm just telling you the truth, man.

You got two sides with guns at a disputed border crossing in Eagle Pass.

Joe, fact, right?

Yeah.

Let's check.

Evita.

Fact?

You're like, who the hell's Evita?

Ha!

Ha!

We're expanding.

Like, I just met Tony, now we got an Evita to- oh, yeah?

You've seen Evita before.

More later.

I told him.

He jumped right in the pool here.

No lie.

There's no innocent bystanders on this show.

You got two sides with guns.

You can't come in.

I'm coming in.

Immovable object, unstoppable force.

Did I not tell you that this was going to be a problem?

Now, to be clear, for the thousandth time, so there's absolutely no ambiguity whatsoever.

I am on the side of Governor Abnett, Lieutenant Governor Patrick, the DPS, and the Texas National

Guard.

They are doing whatever they can to stop an invasion of the United States.

Absolutely on their side.

Everybody clear?

So there's no ambiguity at all.

However, I also do some actual investigative reporting on this show, and having been a

Fed and a cop at the same time, I see this from a different lens, because I've been in

a situation as a Fed, not nearly as serious as this, let me be clear, but where there

was a jurisdictional kind of back and forth, and when both sides have guns, it's kind of

a problem.

So, people already figured it's Evita Duff.

Look at that.

Holy shit.

You guys are smart.

How are you?

You Chatsers, man.

Yeah.

I didn't even say her last name.

How'd you know that?

I was supposed to be a surprise.

Chatsers, you guys are the best.

You know everything.

Yes.

It's Evita Duff.

She's a legend.

Why is she here?

More or less.

Stay tuned.

You got two sides with guns.

Of course, that's going to be an issue.

Because now, the Supreme Court, just to be clear, there's a big kind of misinterpretation

about what's going on.

The Supreme Court, Barrett and Robert, by the way, Guy, what do I always say about the

Supreme Court?

Everybody goes, it's 6-3 conservative.

And what do I do?

I go, that's hilarious.

No, it's not.

Please stop.

Roberts is a liberal.

How many times do we have to prove that?

The only question is, is Barrett a lib too?

That's the only question.

The Supreme Court has only ruled on the cutting of the barbed wire, not the actual case on

the 5th.

However, we gots us a problem, man.

Here's the great Bill Malugian, one of the few honest reporters at the border.

This guy's been all over this.

Breaking.

This was yesterday.

Supreme Court's ruled the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed

by the state of Texas along the border in the Iriguo Pass while the litigation is ongoing.

You see?

Thomas Alito, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh, nice job.

All dissented.

By the way, Clarence Thomas never lets us down.

Clarence Thomas never lets us down.

Thank you, Clarence Thomas.

Roberts, who is a total liberal, I'm done with him.

And Amy Coney Barrett, who is turning into a disaster quickly, sided with left-leaning

justices to rule in Joe Biden's administration's favor and allow the Border Patrol to remove

the razor wire.

OK.

Why do we gots ourselves a problem?

Ninety one thousand.

Look at that.

Ten minutes in this story.

I told you.

Why do we gots us a problem here?

Because I interviewed Lieutenant Governor Patrick the other day and I asked him, what

are you guys going to do if the courts don't go in your direction?

And I want you to listen to his answer, because, again, we gots ourselves a problem here.

Take a listen.

You guys are holding fast on this.

I agree with you.

But you're relying on the court process, correct?

And you'll abide by whatever happens in the court?

Is that what you're saying?

Of course.

Look, we believe in the Constitution.

We follow the Constitution.

We believe in Senate Bill 4, which we passed, which says that we can that we can detain

someone due process, do a criminal background check, get their fingerprints and and and

we can we give them a choice.

You can go to jail because you're broken.

So that was on my radio show.

It was breaking news just the other day.

That's the lieutenant governor in Texas.

Now, I want you to notice some is, again, a bunch of people jumped in Libby's with their

stupid ass commentary.

He said he would listen to the Supreme Court.

Did you guys hear what he just said?

That's not what he said.

Chatsters, what did he say?

He said they would follow the court process.

You you just heard it, right?

Is the court process over now?

But what do we do now about the cutting of the razor wire, which Texas should under no

circumstances do?

Oh, you know what, I forgot the the Constitution thing.

You guys have that element.

I sent it last night to you.

Keep that frosty.

I'm going to need that a second.

Texas should in no way yet.

You know what?

Throw that up right now.

The United States federal government.

I don't care what the Supreme Court says, and I'll get into that in a second.

There is a thing called the Constitution.

The federal government article for Section four.

This is that thing called the Constellation.

The consternate.

I've never heard the country.

Wait, producer Jim.

He says he's got to say again, Jim says called the Constitution.

I've read it maybe once or twice.

Never heard of it before.

The U.S. shall guarantee to every state in this union a Republican form of government

and shall protect each of them against invasion.

It's right there.

It's like actually in the Constitution.

Here's the crazy thing, Joe.

You can go and read this yourself.

Yeah.

The consternation constellation.

It's right there.

That they should, under no circumstances, cut that wire.

Are you suggesting they ignore the Supreme Court?

No, I'm suggesting they follow Joe Biden's advice.

Hey, what?

Wait, what?

Because it appears that they're not going to cut the razor wire.

How do I know that?

Because the attorney general of Texas, Ken Paxton, put out a tweet last night covered

by Fox News where they appear to be saying, we ain't doing it.

Biden says you're doing it.

They say we ain't doing it.

They say you're doing it.

Texas says we ain't doing it.

Here's Fox News last night.

Attorney general of Texas seems to be implying we ain't cutting the wire.

And I say, good for him.

Take a look.

We had breaking news at the top of the show with the Supreme Court ruling five to four

for a temporary restraining order on Texas along the border.

Just moments ago, the Texas attorney general, this is about the wire, the barbed wire that

they put up, Texas put up.

The Supreme Court's temporary order allows Biden to continue his illegal effort to aid

foreign invasion of America.

This is from the AG, Ken Paxton.

The destruction of Texas's border barriers will not help enforce the law or keep American

citizens safe.

This fight is not over.

I look forward to defending our state's sovereignty.

Ah, that end part, that end part, dude, dude, yes, yes.

Look at that sticky thing.

You believe that?

I haven't dropped the pass in forever.

You believe that shit?

Look at that.

Sticky.

I was dropping them all the time.

Been working on my hand-eye coordination.

That is a freaking double muttly-a-roo.

Oh, you don't like that?

Kiss him.

That'd be weird.

Avita, for you, check that one out.

He just said he's going to defend his state's sovereignty.

Avita's like, man, I didn't even know this was like, it was like a football game too.

I got to like pay attention.

What do we do?

Biden's team's now like, we're coming in.

Attorney General of Texas is like, no, you're not.

Dan, that sounds like we got ourselves a conundrum.

Yeah, no shit.

I kind of said that like two weeks ago, right?

Immovable object, unstoppable force.

Now, as I've repeatedly stated, have I not said this over and over?

I don't care who, I have, the overturning of Roe v. Wade and President Trump appointing

three justices recommended highly by the Federalist Society and other conservatives.

We've had some wins.

We've had some wins.

We are not going to have wins consistently in the court because Trump nailed it the other

day when he said justices appointed by Democrats do anything they can to destroy Republicans

while justices appointed by Republicans go out of the way to show they're like fair.

Folks, listen to me.

This is super important.

You understand this point?

Everybody beamed in like locked in right now, like horse blankers on, okay?

The courts will not save us.

This is our country.

It operates by consent of the governed.

The courts will not save us.

Everybody out there like, oh man, listen, Trump being kicked off the ballot.

They're going to rescue us in the Supreme Court.

No, they're not.

Election officials just put his, you're going to just put his, people are going to have

to do things that are uncomfortable.

His name is appearing on the ballot.

If you are praying for these courts to save us, you're, you are, let me tell you something,

you're barking into a windstorm.

The courts are not going to save you.

And if liberals ignore the courts and do what's constitutionally correct, then we should just

take their lead.

What do I mean?

I'll prove it to you in a second.

However, showing you how the media is all in on this, this was a big headline on Drudge.

Drudge is like the biggest left wing, that guy and that website have gone off.

If you're, use Bongino here, bonginoreport.com, listen, man, I ain't shilling your website.

I don't really care.

Citizens Free Press has a good one too.

They're all over these aggregators.

They're great.

I'm just giving you an option, bonginoreport.com.

Do not click on Drudge.

I have to, because I have to see what the liberals are talking about.

Just like I got to read political playbook.

This was headlining Drudge, a totally bullshit left wing article about Texas and why Texas

is vowing to oppose a Supreme Court razor wire ruling at the border.

Look what they do.

Key, put that screenshot up.

Remember the false story about border agents being blocked from rescuing three migrants?

Yeah.

The story dude is fake.

Yes.

Three migrants drowned, which is a tragedy.

That's not fake, but the border agents weren't even notified until an hour afterwards.

No one was blocked from doing anything.

This story they told about the blocking of the border agents is fake.

Notice how this article Drudge runs, of course, Isabel Durso, who either is a moron or is

just malicious and reporting fake stories, says it comes after outrage when three migrants

drowned at the Texas border after agents were quote, barred from rescuing them.

That shit didn't happen.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Isabel Durso is going to put it in there anyway.

Why?

Because they're activists, man.

They're not media people.

I know.

It's so true.

Good point.

Joe, he brought it up.

She puts quotes around Bard like, oh, I didn't say it.

Someone else did.

But if I put quotes, even though it's fake, like it'll make sense.

It's like like me, like trying to mess with Guy and saying his name is like Johnny and

go, hey, my name's not Johnny.

It's Guy.

And I go, Johnny, it doesn't make it.

His name's not Johnny.

Whether I put freaking quotes around it doesn't make Guy's name Johnny.

It's not his name.

OK, I call him Johnny all day.

His name is Guy.

I can call Evita Barbara all I want.

It's not her name.

No, it's Barbara.

No, it's not.

No, it's Evita.

That's not my name.

So watch Evita be like, actually, it's my name, it's a nickname.

No, it's not her name.

It is Evita.

Like, it doesn't matter.

The quotes.

It's fake.

It's fake.

That's not real, man.

It's fake.

It's a fake story.

But you see how it gets, you see how it gets everybody going?

Now, you can't rely on the courts.

How many times I got to say this?

If you're a P1 listener and you know, you chatsters, you know it.

Come on.

Give me some feedback.

It was a mutual, it's a mutual love society.

You know, I've told you this.

All this BS from all these swampy Republicans.

Oh, it's never going to stand the Supreme Court.

They are not going to save you.

If the Supreme Court said tomorrow that indentured servitude was legal again, would you follow it?

No!

It's immoral, unethical, and unconstitutional.

The Supreme Court yesterday ruled that an invasion of the United States could continue

and you were supposed to listen?

No!

We'll take the Biden team example.

I got some major receipts right here.

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