#2138 - Tucker Carlson

2024-04-19 03:07:58

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2Speaker 2
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Did you see the US government just released, apparently by accident, the Project Aqua stuff? Did you see this?

1Speaker 1
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No, what's that?

2Speaker 2
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This is crazy.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, I guess we're rolling. Are we rolling? Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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No, no, no. Someone just sent me this.

1Speaker 1
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This is Project Aqua?

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, hold on.

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They just released, I think by accident.

1Speaker 1
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How does that happen?

2Speaker 2
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It's Kona Blue. Are you familiar with this?

1Speaker 1
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No.

2Speaker 2
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Kona Blue is a program. Yeah, dude. I'm going to send this to Homeland Security. Just release this.

1Speaker 1
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Send it to me. I'll send it to Jamie.

2Speaker 2
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No, I got it right here. I don't do email. I don't air drop anything.

1Speaker 1
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You don't do email?

2Speaker 2
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No.

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I haven't done email in many years. Really?

1Speaker 1
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Yeah. How do you exist?

2Speaker 2
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I do text. Wow.

1Speaker 1
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Just text?

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, I don't do email. I don't go on the fucking internet. I don't have a TV. I'm not sure of that. But anyway.

1Speaker 1
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Am I crazy?

2Speaker 2
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No, that stuff is bad, you know.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, I guess.

2Speaker 2
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That's my isolation tank. I just stay away from that shit. But anyway.

1Speaker 1
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That's smart. Did you text it to me? Yeah, I did.

2Speaker 2
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I think I did.

1Speaker 1
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It didn't get to me.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, it just sends it. It's a big thing.

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Okay, so. This is so amazing. This is in there. They're talking about this. This was just released.

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We're talking about setting up this program, Kono Blue.

1Speaker 1
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I didn't get it.

2Speaker 2
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Oh, this is like a UAP program of some sort? The medical division will have a small team of medical analysts under the direction of the chief physician and deputy administrator. They will organize data into a threat analysis based on medical findings, including but not limited to, A, deaths and injuries as a result of interaction with advanced aerospace vehicles.

1Speaker 1
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Here it is.

2Speaker 2
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B, medical injuries as a result of other anomalies. C, collateral injuries, psychological effects to family members. So they're admitting that people are dying.

1Speaker 1
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Is this it?

2Speaker 2
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Yeah.

1Speaker 1
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What does that mean?

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Do you ever wonder if stuff like this is just disinformation?

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, maybe. I mean, I wonder if... I wonder a lot of things.

1Speaker 1
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I'm sure you do.

2Speaker 2
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But.

1Speaker 1
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I would always assume that a lot of this stuff is nonsense.

2Speaker 2
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Yeah. Here's what we know is that U.S. servicemen have died as a result of contact with, or being in proximity of these vehicles. And we know that because there are a lot of suits working their way through the VA system.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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Where families, you know, can't get compensated for the deaths or injuries to loved ones.

1Speaker 1
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Because it's all under wraps, top secret.

2Speaker 2
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Well, that's just a fact, okay, that that is happening. So if there's, I guess, you know, when there are measurable physical effects of a phenomenon, we can say conclusively the phenomenon is real.

1Speaker 1
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Right. And...

2Speaker 2
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So, yeah. But isn't it... I mean, I guess we're sort of past the point of like, is it real? Yeah, it's real.

1Speaker 1
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It's real in that there's these things that are moving in very bizarre ways. And they have these propulsion systems that violate what we know about propulsion systems. Retrieving data across dimensional spacetime, develop remote viewing comms and countermeasures, determine baseline for physical transport across dimensional spacetime barrier, wrap response medical teams for UFO interaction events. So how did they do this accidentally? Study conscious interactions with and control of technology.

2Speaker 2
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So I got this from someone in the U.

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S. government who's... Look, let me just start by saying, you know, I don't know anything.

?Unknown Speaker
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But.

2Speaker 2
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He sent me this. The above is 100% legit. I was read into this program but told never to tell anyone. It's now been released. As you can see, it began as a result of my old program, AATIP.

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I sent a document saying I would never talk about KonoBlue and similar efforts. I can't believe the AARO would have released it.

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You know, I mean, here's what we do know is that there's enough going on in the skies, but not just the skies, underwater that the U.

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S. military has been forced to respond to it. So like move aircraft from one place to another because there are too many of these objects in the sky. That's actually happened. Chris Mellon just wrote a long piece about it.

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So it's real. The government is not controlling it. In fact, it's forcing the government DOD to respond.

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And we know that there is a real effort and has been underway for a long time to keep the public from knowing about it. But that's all known. That's established. I don't think any rational person would deny that. The question is, like, what is it, actually?

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I mean, now is sort of the point you have to ask, like, what is this?

1Speaker 1
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How much do you think is ours?

2Speaker 2
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None of it's ours.

1Speaker 1
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None of it?

2Speaker 2
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Well, I don't know. I mean, clearly, you know, the U.S. government is huge. It's the largest human organization. I think there are 2 million federal employees and another 10 million federal contractors.

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So who are effectively government employees but don't have civil service protection, for example. So that's 12 million people in a country of 340 million working for the federal government. So it's kind of hard to overstate how big the federal government is and how well funded. And so to say, the government this, the government that, no, of course, it's people within the government. But, yeah, they're working on all kinds of things, obviously, that are classified.

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But in general, no, they can't control these objects. So, no, it's not American technology or Russian or Chinese. It predates all of that.

1Speaker 1
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Well, some of it does, right? Like, for sure, the Kenneth Arnold sightings, that was really early on. It was like the early 1950s. He was seeing these flying saucers, these disks that were moving over mountains.

2Speaker 2
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Well, right. I mean, the prophet Ezekiel writes about it in the first chapter, wheels in the sky.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah, that's a crazy one. Boy, when you read that.

2Speaker 2
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Well, it is crazy. If you read it, it's like, oh, wow. And so, and not just, you know, the Hebrew scriptures, like it's all over every.

1Speaker 1
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The Vedic texts.

2Speaker 2
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Of course. So these are spiritual phenomenon. There's no evidence. they're from another planet. I mean, I think that's the op, that's the lie, that they're from Mars.

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Look, space, the atmosphere is really well monitored, right? Both for military, for defense reasons, but also because, like, it'd be nice to know when asteroids are coming. And there's no evidence, has never been any evidence that there are lots of these objects, these vehicles, coming into our atmosphere from somewhere else, some other planet. There's no evidence of that at all. Hmm.

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So they're from here and they've been here for thousands of years, whatever they are. And, um, it's pretty clear to me that they're spiritual entities, whatever that means are supernatural. And which is to say, supernaturals means above the natural, above the observable, uh, nature. And, um, they don't behave according to the laws of science as, as measured by people, you know, and, um, and they've been here for a long time. And there's a ton of evidence that are under the ocean and under the ground.

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So, like with that fact set, what do you conclude?

1Speaker 1
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When did you start having this opinion? that they, they were spiritual and that they've always been here?

2Speaker 2
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When, when did this, well, I didn't know anything about the topic until 2017.

1Speaker 1
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And was that after the New York times piece?

2Speaker 2
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No, it was before. it was before. And the things that I saw, I mean, I was, and am still a very conventional person. I mean, I'm 54, I grew up in this country, in California, which was like, like every assumption about America, I bought completely, just completely. And I thought that everyone who questioned those assumptions was bad.

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I just bought into the system completely without even thinking about it. And I imagined that I was like some kind of free thinker. and, you know, I'm going against the grain, but like the core, my core assumptions were the, you know, the assumptions fed to me by the culture and the government. And I didn't even realize it, but anyway, I'd never really thought about UFOs at all. And I'd been in journalism since I was a kid.

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So of course I'd run into a lot of people who had crazy views on a lot of different topics. UFOs, 9-11, circumcision, you know, like every whack job in the world, you run into when you're covering stuff.

1Speaker 1
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Fluoride, fluoride.

2Speaker 2
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Right. I just brushed with non-fluoride toothpaste this morning.

1Speaker 1
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Me too.

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Exactly.

2Speaker 2
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But, probably unlike you, I didn't have any opinions like that. I was like, fluoride, come on, you know, 9-11, shut up. UFOs, you're fucking crazy. You know what I mean? I just like, I had this reflex.

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I'm ashamed of it. I'm not bragging about it, but, but it was, it was 2017.. And really it was the Trump campaign. It wasn't that I was like so in love with Trump, though I've always liked Trump because he was hilarious and charming and all that. But I wasn't like a Trumper or anything.

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But it was watching that campaign. And particularly his claim that they were spying on him. And I was like, really? The intel services and federal law enforcement, FBI, do not spy on presidential campaigns. Like that's so out of the realm.

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That's so crazy. Like that could never happen, because, of course, there's no democracy in a system like that. And fundamentally we're a democracy, an imperfect one. It kind of lumbers along, you know, but like it's not fake. And then that turned out to be true.

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And I knew it was true. And that just blew my mind. So I began a process, still ongoing, of reassessing a lot of other things. Like, okay, well, if that was not true, what else is not true? And what else that they told me was a conspiracy theory might actually have some basis, in fact.

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And then someone from, you know, a DOD employee, reached out to me and said, actually there's a ton of evidence that this UFO thing is real. And really? And so I started doing segments on it when I worked at the TV channel. And there was like a lot of mockery, but I was like, I don't care. I'm just going to do this.

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And then, of course, the second you start, as you know better than anybody, you start talking about something, then people reach out to you. And some of them are deranged, but some of them aren't at all. So I just started getting a lot of information from people and meeting with people, mostly in private, you know, come to my house, let's talk. And I decided, on the basis of what they told me, and then I talked to a lot of people about it, that actually this is really a very heavy duty question. Actually, it's not just a little green men question.

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It's like a much bigger question. And it's really bad. It's really dark. And then I stopped. Then I was like, I don't want to know anymore, because it's not helping me at all as a person.

1Speaker 1
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What information did you get that made you feel like it's dark?

2Speaker 2
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What's so dark? Well, first of all, the deception is always bad. Like lying is bad in it. And it's bad, not just in a legal sense, in that it can be illegal to lie, but it's bad. It's like bad for you.

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Like it rots you. Like being a liar makes you a bad person. When you lie, you are serving evil. There's a moral quality to it that's inescapable and very obvious. And only, like advanced civilizations, ignore that.

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Lying is bad. And so if you have lying at scale, which we have on this topic, it's inherently bad. Okay, so that's the first level. The deeper level is, okay, so if they're spiritual beings, which I believe they are,

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like it's a binary. They're either, you know, you're on team good or team bad. You can assign any name to it you want. But like, what are these things? Are they good or bad?

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And I think some of them are bad. And if the U.S. government knows that, or elements, the people within the U.S. government know that, then, you know, then they're serving a bad force.

1Speaker 1
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Well, when you say spiritual, like, what makes you draw that conclusion? that they're spiritual?

2Speaker 2
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I mean, spiritual, may be the wrong word. Supernatural. You know, they're beyond nature as we understand it. So they are, I mean, just chart their physical behavior. It doesn't, you know, it goes outside of what we understand about physics.

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No visible means of propulsion, you know, coming at indescribable speed, hitting the ocean, continuing at speeds that are impossible undersea. I mean, in other words, if I take a, you know, nine millimeter router, 762 by 39, and shoot you at 50 yards underwater in a swimming pool, and it's even more intense in saltwater because it's denser, you could catch the bullet if it even makes it to you. Right? So if you have a craft, any object underwater that's traveling at 500 knots as measured by sonar, right there, you're challenging understanding physics. Like, what is that?

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How can that be? So...

1Speaker 1
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They've tracked that? They've tracked things going 500 knots under the sea?

2Speaker 2
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Yeah, really. Yeah. Much, much faster than any object could, can actually go under, under sea. Oh, for sure. Oh yeah.

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There's a lot of stuff going on underwater and, um, a lot. And there's video of these things coming out of the sky, into the water and also emerging from the water. Right. Yeah.

1Speaker 1
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So, so blurry, though. I don't think it's that...

2Speaker 2
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Transmedium video. Yeah. I don't think some of it's that blurry.

1Speaker 1
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I think some of it's crystal clear. Um, we just don't have access to it. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Just, we haven't seen it.

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Correct. But they have some stuff for sure. So,

2Speaker 2
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but there's just a lot going on underwater and it's, it's measured. And so, whatever, I mean, these are all, again, this is like the most obvious observable level of it. But then you just ask yourself, what is this actually?

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And, you know, if there's been extensive knowledge of this for decades, like maybe 80 years, at least, if not going back to the thirties, 90 years, um, you know, to what, to what end? So there are two possible explanations, obvious explanations. The first is the one you often hear, which is, this is so heavy that if the public were to know about it, it would be just disruptive. It'd be too scary. Like you don't want to scare people for no good reason.

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There's nothing we can do about it. And you also don't want to suggest that, you know, the U S military isn't capable of protecting the country, the homeland. Um, and it does suggest that. If you can't control these objects in your airspace and that's known, they can't, that's known. Okay.

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Then that's just a limit to the power of the U S military. And you don't want to tell people that because then they like, won't believe that they're safe. I get it.

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But then there's a deeper level, which is like, okay, what's your relationship with these things? What is the U? S government's relationship with these things? And there's evidence that there is a relationship and that it's a longstanding. And that raises, like, a lot of questions about intent.

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And, um, and so like, what is that? And I just personally decided, um, you know, and, and people have been hurt by these things. You know, that's a fact. That's a fact. It's a noble fact.

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It's a provable fact, and kilt. And I'm not saying millions of people have been killed by whatever these things are, but people have been killed, and it's known, because it's working its way through the courts, uh, out of the VA. So, um, I don't know. If we have an object that is, by definition, supernatural, it's above the laws of nature as we understand them. And that has resulted in the deaths of people.

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We don't spend enough time thinking about like. what that adds up to, like not good, actually not good.

1Speaker 1
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How many people do you think have died from these?

2Speaker 2
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I don't know, but I mean, I,

1Speaker 1
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And is it radiation sickness? Is it like, what is, what's the cause of death?

2Speaker 2
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The person that I talked to, I interviewed someone who was a Stanford medical school, professors who's out there and worth talking to, by the way.

1Speaker 1
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Talking about Gary Nolan.

2Speaker 2
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That's exactly who I'm talking about. I was effectively an expert witness in these cases. So he's an expert in brain injury. Do you know him? Yeah.

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Yeah. Entirely credible person, um, checks all the boxes that I care about. He's, he's got patents. So he's like a lot of Stanford university professors. He's like independently rich.

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He flew to, I live in a remote place and he flew to my place at his own expense. Cause he wanted to tell the story. So he's got no profit motive here. He's the most highly credentialed person at the university, practically Stanford medical school. We consider that a big deal.

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Uh, and he's worked on this for over 10 years, um, assessing the injuries to us servicemen from being in close proximity to these subjects or having contact with these subjects. And his conclusion is, you know, cause you've talked to him is that there's some kind of energy coming off here that scrambles people's brains or kills them. And it's not exactly radiation, um, at least in his telling to me. So anyway, but the point is, people have died.

1Speaker 1
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Yeah.

2Speaker 2
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And so, you know, it, it, it does raise a lot of, a lot of questions about, like, what the hell? Right. What the hell? American citizens have died and you're hiding it. Why are you hiding that?

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Why would you hide that?

1Speaker 1
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Perhaps because they don't have any explanations because they're, it's so beyond our comprehension that they're still trying to piece it together. Like I would wonder how much interaction they really do have with these things. Like if I was from another planet or if I was some interdimensional being, I don't know how much I'd give a shit about the president. I don't know how much I'd give a shit about the government. I would probably look at this infantile race, this species, this bizarre territorial apes with thermonuclear weapons, this very weird species.

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I probably look at them as very chaotic and I wouldn't really have much concern for who's running it. Especially if they have the ability to travel at insane speeds and go undetected.

2Speaker 2
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Well, it depends like that. Okay, so the template that you're using to understand this is like science fiction, right? These are an advanced race of beings from somewhere else. But the template that every other society before us has used is a spiritual one. There is a whole world that we can't see, that acts on people, a supernatural world that's acting on us all the time for good and bad.

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Every society has thought this before ours. In fact, every society in all recorded history has thought that until, I'll be specific, August 1945, when we dropped the atom bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and all of a sudden the West is just officially secular. We're God. There is no God but us. And that's the world that we've grown up in, but that's an anomaly.

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Like no one else has ever thought that. There's never been a society that thought that. Every other society has assumed, and they've had all kinds of different explanations, and the details differ, but the core idea does not differ, never has differed from caves until now, that we're being acted on by spiritual forces at all times. And so to someone born before or living before 1945, I think it would have been much more obvious that this is the thing that every society has written about. And in fact, that battle, that unseen battle around us, that spiritual battle, has like been the basis of every society.

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Every religion, not just Christianity. So, once you discard your very, very recent assumptions, relatively speaking, about how the world works, you're like, well, that kind of seems like the obvious explanation, right?

1Speaker 1
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Hmm. It's not that obvious to me.

2Speaker 2
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So what's more obvious, do you think?

1Speaker 1
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Well, I don't think there's an obvious explanation. I think, if I had to guess, some of this stuff is ours. And some of these things are propulsion systems that they theorized way back in the 1950s. Anti-gravity propulsion systems. Things that can operate without igniting fuel and pushing something out, that they operate in some completely different way that utilizes gravity and almost can instantaneously transport to new places.

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Essentially, fold space-time.

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I don't know. So there's things that the government does, where they have these programs. And the people that are sworn into these programs, whether they're the physicists or the metallurgists or whoever these people are that are working on these programs, they don't tell anybody. All their phones are monitored. Everything's monitored.

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There's a culture of secretism that's pretty intense. And it's not inconceivable that over the course of the last 70-plus years of them theorizing and then eventually implementing some of these things, that they've developed drones that can move in ways that the conventional, the people that understand conventional propulsion systems could not imagine. And that they've figured out a way to do this and to keep it secret. And we're probably not the only ones working on these things. But where did they get that information?

00:22:54.17 – 00:23:06.91

And you know Diana Pasulka? You know her work? They describe these crafts, these crash crafts, as donations. Which is fascinating. They're left there.

00:23:07.01 – 00:23:21.43

The crashed retrieval program, the crashed UAP retrieval program, is essentially. they're going like, figure this out. We're going to crash this thing here. You figure this out. And the question is, if that's true, okay, where are these things coming from?

00:23:21.97 – 00:23:44.31

If there's something that is so advanced that it's decided to leave us a little trinket for us to back engineer, is that from another dimension? Is that from here? Is that from some realm that we just don't have access to? Is it from another planet? We have drones that are on other planets right now.

00:23:44.41 – 00:23:55.99

We have a drone on Mars. We have the lunar rovers. We have satellites that we send to observe and photograph other planets. We just got really high, detailed photographs of Jupiter. They're pretty amazing.

00:23:56.65 – 00:24:39.85

But if something was like us on another planet, but lived uninterrupted, with technology advancing for a thousand years, ten thousand years, a million years more than us, what would that be like? And how much would we be able to understand of what we're seeing? What would we be able to see? And this idea that we monitor our skies, sure. But if something just appears and disappears, essentially instantaneously, if something literally can fold time, can fold space, and just traverse between immense distances almost instantaneously, what are we going to see?

00:24:40.45 – 00:24:51.99

What are we going to see? And also, what kind of detection systems do we have? We have radar. We have visual. We have a bunch of different military-based detection systems to look out for.

00:24:52.91 – 00:25:02.55

Enemy crafts and airships and all that stuff. But if you're dealing with something that's a million years more advanced than us, how much would we be able to detect?

2Speaker 2
00:25:03.23 – 00:25:12.95

I think we're pointing to the same question. I have no doubt that the U.S. government has nuclear technology that we don't know the details of. That makes sense. But where did it come from?

1Speaker 1
00:25:13.03 – 00:25:13.41

Right.

2Speaker 2
00:25:13.91 – 00:25:24.03

I'm not even sure. this is a separate question, but related. I'm not sure we really know where nuclear technology came from, actually. Really? Yes.

1Speaker 1
00:25:24.87 – 00:25:25.77

Like the Manhattan Project?

2Speaker 2
00:25:25.91 – 00:25:34.07

Yeah. We know something about the Manhattan Project, but where exactly did that come from? It came from Germany. German scientists were working on it.

00:25:36.81 – 00:25:44.61

This is a separate conversation, but the one person I know who's really pushed it, who's writing a book on it, who's a trustworthy person or a friend of mine, I know, you know him,

00:25:46.43 – 00:25:54.43

said to me, actually, Spenny, you're working on this. And the closer I got to, okay, but what's the genesis? Where did this, what was the Isaac Newton,

00:26:00.05 – 00:26:06.51

weird. I don't know the answer, but here's the point. Clearly, government has technology that we're not read in on, of course.

00:26:08.53 – 00:26:27.05

But so, that doesn't answer the question, why have people seen these objects in the skies for thousands of years, confirmed, and what are they? And maybe they're from another planet. My only point is there's no evidence of that. There's a huge amount, a massive corpus of evidence.

00:26:30.05 – 00:26:52.19

in the atmosphere, on Earth, looking up or in a submarine looking out. And what is that? And, by the way, to your point, we can't see them coming into our atmosphere because they don't want to be seen. Well, then why do they want to be seen by people on Earth? If the technology is that advanced, and clearly it is, why do they make themselves visible in the first place?

1Speaker 1
00:26:52.93 – 00:26:55.73

Well, when we study primates,

00:27:00.05 – 00:27:29.13

on Netflix, I don't have a TV, but I like the sound of it. It's an amazing documentary on Netflix that details these embedded scientists in the Congo. And what's really fascinating about it is that this group of scientists, or related scientists, have been there for 20 plus years. So these chimps have become entirely accustomed to having human beings near them. So there's very specific rules.

00:27:30.05 – 00:27:39.95

If you're within 20 yards of them, if they come closer, you back up. You never have food. Ever. You can't bring any food there because they'll fuck you up and just steal your food. If they find out you have food,

2Speaker 2
00:27:40.17 – 00:27:41.57

you're in real trouble.

1Speaker 1
00:27:43.47 – 00:27:56.19

And they kill each other, so they'll definitely kill you. And so when they have done this, the chimps have become accustomed to them being there, and the chimps behave completely normally. The chimps see them.

00:28:00.05 – 00:28:07.29

as if they're not food and they're not enemy. They don't ever intrude. They don't try to challenge them. They don't make eye contact. So they don't worry about the people at all.

00:28:07.57 – 00:28:27.09

So they behave completely like chimps. And if I was an advanced species and I was studying people and I wanted the human beings to eventually kind of catch up, right, like you're introducing technology that they call donations, crash vehicles,

00:28:30.15 – 00:28:44.89

check this out, figure this out, try to figure that out. Maybe it'll take you decades. Maybe it'll take you more. But you are accelerating the technological evolution of this advanced species on this planet. And one way to do that would be to...

2Speaker 2
00:28:44.89 – 00:28:45.85

For what purpose, I wonder?

1Speaker 1
00:28:46.35 – 00:28:53.09

Well, that's a very good question. My belief is that.

00:28:54.95 – 00:29:10.49

biological, intelligent life is essentially a caterpillar. And it's a caterpillar that's making a cocoon. And it doesn't even know why it's doing it. It's just doing it. And that cocoon is going to give birth to artificial life, digital life.

00:29:10.83 – 00:29:19.85

It's going to give birth to a new life form. I think we're real close to that. I think we're way closer to that than most people would ever want to admit.

2Speaker 2
00:29:19.85 – 00:29:24.49

I agree. I agree. But can we assign a value to that? Is that good or bad?

1Speaker 1
00:29:25.67 – 00:29:26.69

That's a good question.

00:29:30.05 – 00:29:39.33

I think it's the path. I think it's what happens. I think... What this thing is... If you extrapolate...

00:29:39.33 – 00:29:57.77

If you take the concept of a sentient artificial intelligence that has the ability to utilize all the information that every human being has on Earth at a level of computing that's far beyond the capabilities of the human mind.

00:30:00.05 – 00:30:16.37

that currently exists, because it'll design much better computers. It'll use quantum computers. It'll have the ability to recode things and change things. It'll make better versions of itself. So, instead of biological evolution, which is very slow.

00:30:16.53 – 00:30:26.03

It takes a long time, relatively. It's pretty quick, really, when you think about it. It's not that long to go from being a single-celled organism to being a human being.

00:30:30.05 – 00:30:46.11

in a billion years, if you think about how long the universe has been around. But it's slow compared to technological evolution. I mean, a hundred years ago, we didn't have shit. And now we have... We could send videos from your phone and it'll hit New Zealand in a second.

00:30:46.73 – 00:30:50.61

It's crazy. The stuff that we have now is beyond imagination.

00:31:00.05 – 00:31:26.59

It's a life form. And if that life form has now untethered, it doesn't have any problems with biological evolution. Now it's just about information and implementing the technology that's available and increasing that technology and making it better and better. It essentially becomes a god. Because if you give it enough time, it has the ability to make better versions of itself, which will in turn.

00:31:30.05 – 00:31:58.09

allow it to utilize everything. It has the understanding of everything that exists in the universe. It's black holes, dark matter, everything. And it probably has the ability to harness that or even reproduce that. So if you take artificial sentient intelligence and it has this super accelerated path of technological evolution and you give artificial.

00:32:00.35 – 00:32:11.49

sentient artificial intelligence far beyond human beings, you give it a thousand years alone to make better and better versions of itself, where does that go? That goes to a god.

2Speaker 2
00:32:11.91 – 00:32:27.45

I think of it this way. The first stage of the Industrial Revolution consisted of people building machines that were stronger than the human body. So the steam-powered loom, the backhoe,

00:32:30.05 – 00:32:47.47

they replaced muscles. So that's what the machine does, and it becomes stronger than the human body. The second stage, which we're in the middle of, consists of creating machines that are more powerful than the human mind. That's what computing is. And I would say AI or supercomputing is just that.

00:32:49.23 – 00:32:49.83

exponentially.

00:32:51.35 – 00:32:56.47

But that doesn't make it a god in the sense that the machine,

00:33:00.09 – 00:33:21.09

because it can dig a trench faster than a hundred men, it is still something that people created. So the story hasn't really changed. At the center of the story are people, and their creative power may lead to unintended consequences, but the machines that they build did not make the universe and did not make people. People made the machines.

00:33:22.73 – 00:33:26.57

But I would say the part I agree with is there's a spiritual component here, for sure.

00:33:30.23 – 00:33:40.29

AI, Ted Kaczynski was likely right, will get away from us. We will be controlled by the thing that we made. All those are bad. That's just bad. And we need to say unequivocally it's bad.

00:33:40.33 – 00:33:50.25

It's bad to be controlled by machines. Machines are helpmates. We created them to help us to make our lives better, not to take orders from them.

00:33:52.23 – 00:33:56.65

So I don't know why we're not having any of these conversations right now. We're just acting as if this is.

00:34:00.07 – 00:34:14.13

something that spreads across the world inexorably. There's nothing we can do about it. Just wait to get it. It's like, no, if we agree that the outcome is bad, and specifically it's bad for people, we should care what's good for people. That's all we should care about.

00:34:14.19 – 00:34:18.95

Is it good for people or not? If it's bad for people, then we should strangle it in its crib.

1Speaker 1
00:34:18.95 – 00:34:19.87

right now.

2Speaker 2
00:34:20.93 – 00:34:37.51

And why not just blow up the data centers? Why is that hard? If it's actually going to become what you just described, which is a threat to people, humanity, life, then we have a moral obligation to murder it immediately. And since it's not alive, we don't need to feel bad about that.

1Speaker 1
00:34:38.09 – 00:34:40.39

Well, you could say the same about the atomic bomb, right?

2Speaker 2
00:34:40.41 – 00:34:41.09

Yes, you could.

1Speaker 1
00:34:41.27 – 00:34:47.11

And you could say that we have to develop it like Oppenheimer felt before the Nazis did.

2Speaker 2
00:34:47.13 – 00:34:47.93

I love that.

00:34:53.89 – 00:35:15.53

The way that people on my side, I'll just say, I'll just admit it, on the right, have spent the last 80 years defending dropping nuclear weapons on civilians. Are you joking? That's just like prima facie evil. Well, if we hadn't done that, then this, that, the other thing, that was actually a great savings. No, it's wrong to drop nuclear weapons on people.

00:35:16.29 – 00:35:18.85

And if you find yourself arguing that it's a good thing to drop,

00:35:24.89 – 00:35:42.77

nuclear weapons on civilians, so, with that in mind, why would you want nuclear weapons? It's just a mindless, childish, sort of intellectual exercise to justify like, oh no, it's really good because someone else will get it. How about no? How about spending all of your effort to prevent this from happening? Would you kill baby Hitler, famously?

00:35:45.05 – 00:35:48.25

So I don't know why we're sitting back and allowing this to happen.

00:35:54.89 – 00:35:55.59

and how can that be good?

1Speaker 1
00:35:55.97 – 00:36:21.39

Well, if God creates everything, if God created the universe and God creates people, God probably creates a process. And we think that we are very important because we are very important to us. But are we very important in a universal sense? Not really. Like if the earth just imploded and disappeared, if the sun went supernova and our whole solar system was blown to bits,

2Speaker 2
00:36:24.89 – 00:36:36.87

why would you? For sure. In the end, as Conan O'Brien, the famous philosopher, once said, every grave goes unvisited, which is true, and that's an important perspective. Pull out the lens a little bit. Does it really matter?

00:36:36.97 – 00:36:37.73

No, it doesn't.

1Speaker 1
00:36:38.01 – 00:36:40.41

But it does matter. It does matter to us.

2Speaker 2
00:36:40.41 – 00:36:41.53

How about this? Do your children matter?

1Speaker 1
00:36:54.89 – 00:36:56.05

Yeah, I mean at scale.

2Speaker 2
00:36:56.39 – 00:36:57.11

But what matters most?

1Speaker 1
00:36:57.65 – 00:37:11.93

That is the evil, right? It's the same thing as saying the necessary evil of dropping nuclear bombs on civilians is if you don't do that, then there will be more evil. Then more things will happen. It's kind of the same thing. It comes from the same place,

2Speaker 2
00:37:12.01 – 00:37:17.65

which is hubris. Like imagining you're God, you have unlimited power and you have omniscience.

00:37:24.89 – 00:37:38.31

The limits of your power are really obvious. The limits of your wisdom, same. Don't jump into shit, big things whose outcomes you can't predict with certainty. You can't know. Go in with humility.

00:37:38.45 – 00:37:39.05

I guess that's what I'm saying.

00:37:41.77 – 00:37:50.67

And do what you can, knowing that you're probably going to screw it up and you probably won't achieve your goal, but you should try. On the AI question,

00:37:56.23 – 00:38:05.41

everybody I've ever talked to and there's many people, was like, yeah, it could get away from us and enslave us. Let's say no to slavery. How's that? Is that a tough one? Not for me.

00:38:06.97 – 00:38:13.85

Maybe a good use of nuclear weapons would be to hit the data centers. Why is that crazy?

1Speaker 1
00:38:14.65 – 00:38:21.49

It's not. It's not if you think that human beings are the end of this evolutionary chain.

2Speaker 2
00:38:24.89 – 00:38:33.49

Is that what you said at Dulles Airport? No. I don't actually think that individuals, I don't think I'm that important. My life is that important. I don't.

00:38:33.57 – 00:38:36.09

I will die. I know that. And I try to keep that in mind every day.

1Speaker 1
00:38:36.19 – 00:38:40.39

But you're important to everybody that cares about you. You're important to the people around you.

2Speaker 2
00:38:40.73 – 00:38:45.07

If we don't think people are important, then what do we think is important? I guess that's what I'm saying.

1Speaker 1
00:38:45.07 – 00:38:51.05

Not necessarily that we don't think people are important, but if evolution is real, and if there is this constant.

00:38:51.05 – 00:38:57.59

. Is it real? I don't know. But it's visible. You can measure it in certain animals.

2Speaker 2
00:38:57.95 – 00:38:58.99

You can measure adaptation.

1Speaker 1
00:38:59.37 – 00:38:59.53

Yeah.

2Speaker 2
00:38:59.77 – 00:39:06.71

But there's no evidence. In fact, I think we've kind of given up on the idea of evolution. The theory of evolution as articulated by Darwin is kind of not true.

1Speaker 1
00:39:07.09 – 00:39:07.85

In what sense?

2Speaker 2
00:39:09.29 – 00:39:18.87

Well, in the most basic sense. The idea that all life emerged from a single cell organism over time, and there would be a fossil record of that, and there's not.

1Speaker 1
00:39:19.31 – 00:39:25.49

There's not a fossil record of transitionary species, like species that are adapting to its environment.

2Speaker 2
00:39:25.87 – 00:39:30.95

There's tons of record of adaptation, and you see it in your own life. I have a lot of dogs.

00:39:35.51 – 00:40:03.03

I see it litter to litter, but no, there's no evidence at all that none, zero, that people evolve seamlessly from a single cell amoeba. No, there's not. There's no chain in the fossil record of that at all, and that's why you don't actually hear people. You hear them make reference to evolution, because the theory of adaptation is clearly obviously true, but Darwin's theories totally... That's why it's still a theory.

00:40:05.51 – 00:40:11.81

that we don't know. We have not found that at all, and I can't even guess. I mean, I have my own theories on it, but they're not proven.

1Speaker 1
00:40:12.29 – 00:40:12.85

What are your theories?

2Speaker 2
00:40:13.45 – 00:40:23.49

God created people, you know, distinctly, and animals. I mean, I think that's like, I think, what every person on earth thought until the mid-19th century, actually.

1Speaker 1
00:40:23.57 – 00:40:29.35

Right, but that's not a new idea. They didn't have computers. They didn't have a general understanding.

2Speaker 2
00:40:38.51 – 00:40:57.55

that we're actually sitting here allowing, like, a bunch of greedy, stupid, childless, childless software engineers in Northern California, to, like, flirt with the extinction of mankind. So no... Previous generations would be like, what? No. Stop.

00:40:58.29 – 00:41:01.07

And we're not doing that because we know.

1Speaker 1
00:41:01.07 – 00:41:05.25

But they wouldn't have done that even with a nuclear bomb. I mean, obviously the Manhattan Project.

00:41:08.51 – 00:41:13.49

and the imperative of getting this weapon before Hitler got the weapon was what it was on everyone's mind.

2Speaker 2
00:41:13.49 – 00:41:19.09

Well, Hitler was kind of done by then. The Russians had pretty much extinguished any hope that that would continue.

1Speaker 1
00:41:19.39 – 00:41:22.13

But we were in the middle.

2Speaker 2
00:41:22.13 – 00:41:23.31

of the logic of war.

1Speaker 1
00:41:23.59 – 00:41:25.11

At the commencement of the Manhattan Project.

2Speaker 2
00:41:25.27 – 00:41:32.11

For sure. But the logic was the same, and it was, you know, four years of gotta beat. the other guy, got it. And I don't mean to sound.

00:41:38.51 – 00:41:40.11

like, is this really.

00:41:40.11 – 00:41:40.99

. And some of them did think it.

1Speaker 1
00:41:41.15 – 00:41:43.33

I'm sure they did. I mean, Oppenheimer himself.

2Speaker 2
00:41:43.93 – 00:42:01.31

Of course, large organizations don't respond to the moral qualms of individuals very well. So that was whatever. It's well known what happened. But no, we should pause and ask, is the machine we're building worth having? And nobody seems to do that.

00:42:01.39 – 00:42:21.71

And there are all kinds of economic forces, which nobody ever mentions, that drive, that heedlessness, like California, for example, is completely, the state both of us have lived in, is like collapsing. And they're betting everything on AI. The tax base is going to be dependent on this technology working.

1Speaker 1
00:42:22.79 – 00:42:32.43

Is that really what they're betting on? Of course. Did you see the most recent thing about the amount of billions of dollars they spent on the homeless problem with no trackable results?

2Speaker 2
00:42:32.85 – 00:42:35.47

Well, they've had massive results. They've increased the homeless population.

00:42:38.51 – 00:42:45.01

and that would include fentanyl addicts. Oh, absolutely. It's been a wild success. I actually talked to Kevin Newsom the other day.

1Speaker 1
00:42:45.47 – 00:42:45.75

Did you really?

2Speaker 2
00:42:46.17 – 00:42:48.59

Yeah. What's that like?

1Speaker 1
00:42:48.81 – 00:42:49.57

Does he smell like sulfur?

2Speaker 2
00:42:49.97 – 00:42:54.37

It was by phone. I was talking on the phone. It's such a weird smell.

1Speaker 1
00:42:54.79 – 00:42:58.45

That was too fast for me. Sulfur and hair grease.

2Speaker 2
00:43:00.61 – 00:43:03.43

No, but I was making fun of,

1Speaker 1
00:43:08.83 – 00:43:10.81

from a non-gaslighty perspective.

2Speaker 2
00:43:11.91 – 00:43:20.55

He said, go back to Russia. You like Russia so much. I was like, you know, actually, I'm originally from San Francisco, but I can't live there because...

1Speaker 1
00:43:20.55 – 00:43:21.59

He really told you to go back to Russia?

2Speaker 2
00:43:21.61 – 00:43:27.57

Of course. I mean, he was laughing, whatever. He's a perfectly charming guy. They all are in person. Of course.

00:43:27.71 – 00:43:31.11

Anyway, I'm so far afield. But my point is,

00:43:38.51 – 00:43:44.43

by the way, as a fact, those data centers that drive our digital life, which is not life, it's actually death mostly.

00:43:46.13 – 00:43:47.55

They're the biggest power draw.

00:43:49.77 – 00:43:58.49

How much electricity does AI require? More than countries. Our grid can't handle AI just as a practical matter.

1Speaker 1
00:43:58.75 – 00:44:00.69

Our grid can't handle electric cars.

2Speaker 2
00:44:01.05 – 00:44:21.91

It can't handle air conditioning in the state of California, where I'm from. If you live east of I-5, where it's really hot and you're not getting those ocean breezes, they have brownouts in South Africa. It's Johannesburg now. But here's what's interesting, is that none of the global warming cultists seem to have any concerns at all about AI. Why is that?

00:44:22.25 – 00:44:25.29

Just like they don't have concerns about John Kerry's G4.

00:44:25.51 – 00:44:34.57

. Somehow, that's exempt. Really? AI is going to draw more electricity than anything else in the United States, more than steel production. Used to.

00:44:35.47 – 00:44:46.71

And you don't have a problem with that, but you're totally against energy because it's destroying the planet, but AI gets a carve-out, even though it's going to be the number one energy draw in the United States. Let's go through your reasoning on that.

1Speaker 1
00:44:47.33 – 00:44:48.11

They're probably not aware.

2Speaker 2
00:44:48.37 – 00:44:55.71

They're not aware. They're mad about my wood stove. I heat with wood. They're mad about my wood stove. They don't want an outdoor barbecue.

00:44:56.19 – 00:44:58.11

They don't like a gas stove.

00:45:02.99 – 00:45:04.03

That isn't a problem.

1Speaker 1
00:45:04.39 – 00:45:10.35

But do you think that they're informed? Because this is not a narrative that you ever hear. You never hear on the news.

2Speaker 2
00:45:10.35 – 00:45:19.85

Well, I grew up in a world where a wood stove was considered wholesome and natural, and now it's considered the best. I have a wood-fired sauna, which I use every day.

1Speaker 1
00:45:21.75 – 00:45:28.81

How do you make sure it's the right temperature? Is it like an offset smoker? You have to fiddle with it for a while to get the right temperature?

2Speaker 2
00:45:32.99 – 00:45:41.31

I have a Finnish stove in it, and it's incredibly precise. I don't know if you ever used a wood stove, but there's a carburetor on it, basically, that lets in air.

1Speaker 1
00:45:41.43 – 00:45:43.01

Like an offset smoker.

2Speaker 2
00:45:43.41 – 00:45:54.09

Yeah, exactly. It's so precise. It's absolutely crazy. You move it a third of an inch, and the flame changes. I use birch, which I love.

00:45:55.33 – 00:46:00.21

The whole process takes a while. I get it to 200, which probably takes an hour and 20..

00:46:03.07 – 00:46:04.13

Like it hot, yeah, yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:46:04.25 – 00:46:04.61

200?

2Speaker 2
00:46:05.19 – 00:46:06.95

Yeah, I wear a sauna hat.

1Speaker 1
00:46:07.33 – 00:46:08.51

Oh, okay, does that help?

2Speaker 2
00:46:08.53 – 00:46:09.29

Which is embarrassing.

1Speaker 1
00:46:09.53 – 00:46:10.13

The wool hat?

2Speaker 2
00:46:10.59 – 00:46:11.85

Yeah, well, it's felt.

1Speaker 1
00:46:12.17 – 00:46:12.91

Yeah, I bought one of those.

2Speaker 2
00:46:12.93 – 00:46:14.13

I never wore it. It's incredible.

1Speaker 1
00:46:14.37 – 00:46:15.35

Yeah? What's the difference?

2Speaker 2
00:46:15.91 – 00:46:16.61

I'll tell you.

00:46:18.39 – 00:46:23.21

I'm so boring on this subject. Please! My wife and kids are like,

00:46:32.99 – 00:46:52.87

it's the one thing to be proud of in your people. Like. they're so sad and defeated and pathetic, but saunas are still great. But anyway, the sauna hat, so your head heats up much faster because it's higher, but also because it's got all the capillaries in your head, all the blood vessels in your head. So the point of a sauna is to bake.

00:46:53.43 – 00:47:01.45

Right. So you want to stay hot as long as you can. Then you reap the benefits, and you also get the solitude and the prayer time or the meditation or whatever in your seat or church.

00:47:02.99 – 00:47:17.13

You can't stay in a sauna that's really hot, very long, because your head heats up. So the sauna hat, the felt hat, the banya hat, as they call it, insulates your head, so you can really stay hot a long, long time.

?Unknown Speaker
00:47:17.43 – 00:47:17.65

Mmm.

2Speaker 2
00:47:19.11 – 00:47:20.55

You really should do it.

1Speaker 1
00:47:20.89 – 00:47:23.53

So is it just because it makes it more comfortable? Is that the idea?

2Speaker 2
00:47:24.17 – 00:47:29.69

If your head overheats, you know, just overheats, and what you want is you want to cook evenly, just like on a barbecue.

00:47:32.99 – 00:47:54.75

So you sit on the bench with your feet up. You want to be as flat as you possibly can, to cook evenly and to stay that way. So I do, I try to do 20 minutes. I have my, you know, my timer, my egg timer, with the sand going through the hourglass, and I, which goes to 15 minutes, but I try to stay an extra five if I can. And, um, and I couldn't without the banya hat.

1Speaker 1
00:47:55.27 – 00:47:55.35

Interesting.

2Speaker 2
00:47:55.61 – 00:47:57.99

It's like eight bucks on Amazon. Well worth it.

1Speaker 1
00:47:58.33 – 00:48:01.91

Yeah, I have one. Like. I said, I just don't use it, but I do.

2Speaker 2
00:48:02.31 – 00:48:06.35

They're embarrassing, and you look like a tool wearing it. But you shouldn't have.

1Speaker 1
00:48:06.37 – 00:48:07.49

But no one's looking in there anyway.

2Speaker 2
00:48:07.51 – 00:48:09.25

Well, that's right. You don't sauna with other people.

1Speaker 1
00:48:09.49 – 00:48:16.81

Oh, I do sometimes. Yeah, comics. We get in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we train together, we all get in the sauna together afterwards.

00:48:18.03 – 00:48:20.07

It's fun. The Rock was in there with us.

00:48:29.61 – 00:48:30.59

Really nice guy.

2Speaker 2
00:48:31.23 – 00:48:33.97

I've heard that. I don't know him, but I've heard that he's a good guy.

1Speaker 1
00:48:34.33 – 00:48:37.41

Some people fake humble. They fake it to look cool.

2Speaker 2
00:48:37.51 – 00:48:38.19

That's pretty obvious.

1Speaker 1
00:48:38.31 – 00:48:40.33

Yeah, he's not doing that. He's a real guy.

2Speaker 2
00:48:40.53 – 00:48:44.81

The measure of humility is really, really simple. Can you tell the truth about yourself?

1Speaker 1
00:48:45.31 – 00:48:53.31

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, are you cool to be around? He gives real hugs. He's a real guy. He's real.

00:48:59.57 – 00:49:07.31

We got in the sauna together. We're all hung out. Then we did a podcast together. He's a genuinely nice guy. You'd be able to sniff something out.

2Speaker 2
00:49:07.51 – 00:49:08.89

Well, you can tell immediately.

1Speaker 1
00:49:09.91 – 00:49:10.55

You tell something.

2Speaker 2
00:49:11.31 – 00:49:12.37

People are hiding stuff.

1Speaker 1
00:49:12.49 – 00:49:12.73

Yeah.

00:49:14.51 – 00:49:16.15

I've done the sauna with other people.

2Speaker 2
00:49:16.15 – 00:49:18.03

Well, I do it by myself, so no one sees my sauna.

1Speaker 1
00:49:18.03 – 00:49:21.55

I do it at 196 degrees. I do it for 25 minutes.

2Speaker 2
00:49:23.35 – 00:49:26.67

That's intense. 196 for 25 minutes is a lot.

1Speaker 1
00:49:29.57 – 00:49:30.85

But lately I've been doing 25.

00:49:31.51 – 00:49:39.81

. Really? Yeah, just because it's more uncomfortable. The whole idea is just to make it more uncomfortable. I want it to be very hard to do.

00:49:40.03 – 00:49:50.11

So that the rest of my day is pretty easy. So a really hard workout. Cold plunge, starts the day. The first thing I do is hard. It's three minutes at 33 degrees.

00:49:50.21 – 00:49:53.13

It sucks. And then I get out of there, and then I work out.

2Speaker 2
00:49:54.15 – 00:50:01.95

That's really impressive. I mean, I had the opposite training as a young man. Which was the goal was like French toast.

1Speaker 1
00:50:02.67 – 00:50:05.09

You know what I mean? French toast.

2Speaker 2
00:50:05.33 – 00:50:06.93

Grind out the cigarettes and the syrup.

1Speaker 1
00:50:07.21 – 00:50:24.49

Right. Well, I started doing martial arts when I was a young man. And when I got into it, it was the first thing that I ever did. that first of all, gave me a real understanding of the value of discipline and hard work. Because you can get as good as the amount of effort that you put forth.

00:50:24.53 – 00:50:41.81

And if you put more effort, and you're more intense, and you're more driven than other people, you beat them. And you start beating everyone. And you start becoming this thing that you never thought you could be. Which is someone who's extraordinary at something that's very dangerous. And so that was my formulation.

00:50:41.81 – 00:51:01.89

as a man. Like that helped me go from being this like confused kid to being someone who understands like, oh, there's a path. And most people don't want to do it. But if you could do it. If you can do this dangerous thing that people are terrified of and just do it ruthlessly all day long.

00:51:02.05 – 00:51:11.03

Like live it. I lived at the gym. I mean I taught all day long. I trained all day long. My whole life was dedicated to martial arts.

00:51:11.53 – 00:51:32.87

So I got really good, really quick. And it changed the whole trajectory of my life. And it instilled in me this understanding of the value of dedication and of a singular commitment to something. To really being, while you're doing it, you're not distracted. You're fully focused on improving.

00:51:33.77 – 00:51:47.61

And through that, you could apply that to all aspects of your life. But we all encounter difficult things in life. And there's this saying that I love. It's a really great saying. That the hardest thing that's ever happened to you is the hardest thing that's ever happened to you.

00:51:47.71 – 00:51:58.83

If it's a parking ticket or if it's your parents being blown up by a drone. It's still the hardest thing that's ever happened to you. If you've had an incredibly easy life. like most people today. They complain about the dumbest fucking shit.

00:51:59.05 – 00:52:10.63

Because to them, that is their primary focus. They don't have a real existential threat. You remember how nice everybody was after 9-11?? It was crazy. California was patriotic.

00:52:10.99 – 00:52:17.39

There's fucking flags on everybody's car. Everybody was friendly. I went to New York City. It was like a totally different place. Everybody was so friendly.

2Speaker 2
00:52:17.63 – 00:52:19.05

Applauding when firemen walked in.

1Speaker 1
00:52:19.33 – 00:52:20.25

Yes, they were heroes.

00:52:26.01 – 00:52:41.63

It was a lot harder than they were accustomed to. And it just put things into perspective. So for me, training and really hard workouts and doing difficult things like the sauna. There's a lot of health benefits to it too. But the mental benefits to it are really primary for me.

00:52:42.17 – 00:52:42.89

Because it makes the rest of the life easier.

2Speaker 2
00:52:42.89 – 00:52:52.13

That's impressive. I didn't have a childhood like that at all. And we were decadent, unfortunately. And so those are lessons that I learned much later.

00:52:55.75 – 00:52:58.05

If it doesn't destroy you, I think it's a great way to go.

1Speaker 1
00:52:58.05 – 00:53:03.15

And you don't have to do it the way I do it. You could do other stuff. You could do yoga. You could do hikes. You could run.

2Speaker 2
00:53:03.15 – 00:53:12.07

Doing things for the sake of the difficulty in doing them. I love that. Again, that was not my training at all.

1Speaker 1
00:53:12.97 – 00:53:27.51

I was very lucky that it was mine. But, more importantly, it gave me a tool to mitigate the stress of regular life. Especially the stress of this kind of life that I live. You need something to mitigate that, or you'll go crazy.

2Speaker 2
00:53:27.51 – 00:53:28.59

I agree with that completely.

1Speaker 1
00:53:28.67 – 00:53:29.27

You'll go crazy.

2Speaker 2
00:53:30.83 – 00:53:38.33

Removing yourself from it a little bit has always worked for me. Nature works very, very well.

1Speaker 1
00:53:39.01 – 00:53:39.30

Animals.

2Speaker 2
00:53:39.79 – 00:53:50.65

Contact with animals. People you love. Less digital experiences. Fewer digital experiences, for sure. I think that this stuff's not good for you.

00:53:50.79 – 00:53:52.55

It's just so obviously not good for you.

1Speaker 1
00:53:52.65 – 00:54:09.53

I was having this conversation with Michelle Dowd yesterday. She is a woman who survived an apocalyptic cult. She was raised in an apocalyptic cult and kicked out when she was 17 because she snuck out to go see The Color Purple. They weren't allowed to go see movies. She'd never seen a movie until she was 17..

2Speaker 2
00:54:09.87 – 00:54:12.27

She'd never seen a movie and her first movie was The Color Purple?

1Speaker 1
00:54:12.69 – 00:54:13.91

And then they kicked her out.

2Speaker 2
00:54:14.15 – 00:54:18.39

I can kind of see that. What about Raiders of the Lost Ark, or something? The Color Purple?

1Speaker 1
00:54:18.59 – 00:54:20.03

It was the first movie she'd ever seen.

2Speaker 2
00:54:20.59 – 00:54:23.43

You see one movie. that's The Color Purple?

1Speaker 1
00:54:23.63 – 00:54:30.85

A boy invited her to the movie. Come on! But could you imagine never seeing a movie or even a television show your whole life and then seeing The Color Purple?

2Speaker 2
00:54:30.85 – 00:54:34.67

I can't imagine dating a boy who wanted to see The Color Purple. There's so much going on here, Joe.

1Speaker 1
00:54:35.59 – 00:54:47.01

Well, this boy was a guy who had left the church. And so she was in contact with him and he was saying, Hey, there's a whole world out here. You want to go see the movie? And she's like, OK, let's go.

2Speaker 2
00:54:47.33 – 00:55:07.27

Yeah, I mean, obviously, I'm totally against cults. Obviously. On the other hand, you've got to ask yourself, like, I don't know. Is your average Amish teenager happier than your average conventional American teenager on Instagram? And of course, the answer is, oh, yeah.

1Speaker 1
00:55:07.51 – 00:55:15.67

Well, they certainly have less instances of autism, which is really fascinating. It's very, very fascinating. The Amish have less autism? Yeah, there's almost none.

2Speaker 2
00:55:16.49 – 00:55:17.23

Well, I'm not surprised.

1Speaker 1
00:55:17.31 – 00:55:18.21

It's extremely rare.

2Speaker 2
00:55:18.31 – 00:55:19.25

Why do we think that is?

1Speaker 1
00:55:19.55 – 00:55:21.79

I wonder. I really do.

2Speaker 2
00:55:21.81 – 00:55:25.45

I can think of a couple. That's funny. I don't want to go Bobby Kennedy on anyone.

1Speaker 1
00:55:25.47 – 00:55:29.83

Well, that's the problem. If you go, Bobby Kennedy, they'll come for you. But why? The question is why.

2Speaker 2
00:55:30.17 – 00:55:32.41

I don't know the answer, but.

1Speaker 1
00:55:32.87 – 00:55:36.39

How is that not in the debate? How is that not in the conversation?

2Speaker 2
00:55:36.39 – 00:55:40.39

Well, it's not only not in the conversation, you're punished for adding it to the conversation. And so, like.

1Speaker 1
00:55:40.73 – 00:55:44.45

We are dancing around anti-vax conspiracy theories right now.

2Speaker 2
00:55:44.45 – 00:55:50.47

But why be on the defensive? It's like if you purport to represent science and you're mad about a question.

1Speaker 1
00:55:50.57 – 00:55:51.45

And you're ignoring data.

2Speaker 2
00:55:52.29 – 00:55:54.53

Yeah, but even in the absence of data.

1Speaker 1
00:55:54.77 – 00:55:54.95

Right.

2Speaker 2
00:55:55.41 – 00:55:57.37

Science is a process.

1Speaker 1
00:55:57.79 – 00:55:58.09

Yes.

2Speaker 2
00:55:58.35 – 00:56:06.13

It's not a result. It's a way of doing things. And at the core of science is asking questions, including unlikely questions.

1Speaker 1
00:56:06.39 – 00:56:06.69

Right.

2Speaker 2
00:56:06.77 – 00:56:07.93

That's what science is.

1Speaker 1
00:56:08.09 – 00:56:08.21

Right.

2Speaker 2
00:56:08.51 – 00:56:20.57

And if you don't allow that, then, you know, you may be doing something. But what you're not doing is science. We can say that conclusively. Right. So, for people to wrap themselves in the mantle of science and attack you for asking a question.

00:56:22.75 – 00:56:26.27

You know, they're frauds. And I don't know how they have the moral high ground in this.

1Speaker 1
00:56:26.43 – 00:56:41.29

I don't think they do. But I think it's the same kind of mindset that allows people to create the nuclear bomb. Because you say, listen. We're not even saying that vaccines cause autism. But let's say this.

00:56:42.21 – 00:57:04.95

If you're looking at all the data of all the things that cause autism. And you see that the vaccine schedule ramps up considerably. And then you have autism, which seems to at least be more diagnosed than ever before. People will instantly say, we stopped polio. We stopped smallpox.

00:57:05.21 – 00:57:21.71

Vaccines have saved millions of lives. And they're probably right. We dropped that bomb to keep Germany from dropping that bomb. We need nuclear weapons so that other people don't have nuclear weapons. We do a thing that maybe has some negative effects, but is overall good.

00:57:22.43 – 00:57:28.59

And I think you can kind of apply that sort of logic and reasoning as a human being to very messy issues.

2Speaker 2
00:57:28.61 – 00:57:30.87

I think people do that. And we all do, by the way.

1Speaker 1
00:57:30.87 – 00:57:32.57

People do that with abortion, right?

2Speaker 2
00:57:32.85 – 00:57:33.11

Sure.

1Speaker 1
00:57:33.43 – 00:57:42.73

They do that with abortion. They say a woman has a right to choose. Reproductive freedom. They say all these things. And then you say, okay, what if the baby is near term?

00:57:44.01 – 00:57:52.35

What if it's six months old? What if it's seven months old? And people don't want to have that conversation. A woman has the right to choose. You're a fascist.

00:57:52.57 – 00:57:53.43

Stay out of women's bodies.

00:57:58.61 – 00:58:20.65

Stay out of their little life. But it is one of those things that, to me, is a human problem. Whereas humans have these very messy interactions with some things that don't line up with their ideology. And there's an ideology of science worship. There's an ideology of authoritarian worship.

00:58:21.07 – 00:58:27.47

The bodies of science have bestowed the truth. If you ignore it, you're a science denier.

2Speaker 2
00:58:28.61 – 00:58:39.85

Those are political terms or theological terms. They're not terms rooted in science. And look, we all make trade-offs constantly.

00:58:42.19 – 00:58:50.05

Everything's bad. It's a shit sandwich versus a shit croissant. I'll take the shit croissant. It's smaller. That's a daily experience for everybody.

00:58:50.25 – 00:59:02.11

So I get that. And I don't think everything is moral absolute either. We don't even know sometimes whether a decision will result in good or bad. So it's very complicated. I totally agree with that.

00:59:02.67 – 00:59:24.39

What I object to is the absence of reason. You have to believe, because I think it's true, that if you're reasonable, that you can reach maybe not the perfect decision, but a better decision. And if we don't believe that, then we're just in the land of witchcraft and we'll just admit it. So the lack of reason is what freaks me out.

1Speaker 1
00:59:24.63 – 00:59:41.05

Well, it's ideological capture, right? Because there's certain things that if you're on the right side of these subjects, the correct side, whatever your ideology believes, you can't differ from the doctrine. There's a very clear doctrine.

2Speaker 2
00:59:41.43 – 00:59:41.75

Well, that's just religion, then.

1Speaker 1
00:59:41.93 – 00:59:43.11

It is. It is religion.

2Speaker 2
00:59:43.11 – 00:59:52.39

So I'm very pro-religion, but you can't have a religion. that's too stupid and destructive. If your religion winds up hurting a lot of people, then I'm against your religion.

1Speaker 1
00:59:52.71 – 01:00:02.11

Yeah, I think. But even some really good religions have aspects of them that you could say were overall detrimental to the people that were...

2Speaker 2
01:00:02.77 – 01:00:03.97

Sure. Absolutely.

1Speaker 1
01:00:03.97 – 01:00:23.93

I think that that kind of thinking, I think cult thinking, whether it's Scientology or whether it's Christianity, there's like a type of thinking or that's woke. Woke is clearly a cult. It's a mind virus. And I think that it's so trite to call it that. now.

01:00:24.01 – 01:00:49.35

It's like whatever. this thing is, this leftism, this Marxist sort of ideology that's waving its flag and indoctrinating people in this country, it's very similar to all kinds of religions. It's very similar to fundamentalist religions that have always existed, in that everybody has to believe very specific things and you can't differ. You can't differ from the doctrine.

2Speaker 2
01:00:50.17 – 01:00:55.77

So here's another way to think about it that I've been meditating on this a lot.

01:00:57.53 – 01:01:14.25

Yes, religion, politics, they're all kind of melding. It's hard to know where one ends and another begins. So maybe a simpler and more useful way to think about it. is truth or falsehood, lying or honesty. Maybe you should assess everything that way.

01:01:14.33 – 01:01:23.41

Is someone lying? I don't care what your justification for it is, lying about vaccines. They've lied a lot about vaccines and they've done it, I think, in most cases because they feel like they're serving some greater good.

1Speaker 1
01:01:23.73 – 01:01:24.95

Well, that's the narrative, right?

2Speaker 2
01:01:25.01 – 01:01:36.33

We can't tell people that there are vaccine injuries because they won't get vaccines, which are good for a big population. I understand the thinking, but how about this? You can't participate in lying. You can't lie.

1Speaker 1
01:01:36.43 – 01:01:37.97

You can't lie and you can't.

2Speaker 2
01:01:37.97 – 01:01:44.89

Period. You can't lie about anything. Just don't lie about anything. Try to tell the truth all the time. If you can't say something, that's true, just don't say it.

01:01:45.13 – 01:01:56.65

You're not required to say everything. you think, obviously, and you shouldn't say everything you think. But you should never lie. And if you just stick with that, you get pretty quickly back to reason and order, don't you?

1Speaker 1
01:01:56.97 – 01:02:09.13

Yeah. No, you're making complete sense. And I think that this is the problem when people have information and power above other people. Well, right. That's for sure.

01:02:09.13 – 01:02:34.87

Which is the problem of governments, which is also the problem of cult leaders. Cult leaders, they get completely infatuated with this idea of being omnipotent and this power that has control over giant swaths of people. And you get to dictate their behavior and you get to tell them what to think. That's very intoxicating and it's common. It's common in that it's always existed throughout human history.

01:02:35.07 – 01:02:50.49

It's a thing that people do when they get power. They abuse the shit out of it. If they think that you're too stupid to know the truth and that they're better than you, because they do think they're better than you because they're running things. It's a natural inclination. It's a natural thought that people have.

01:02:50.59 – 01:03:01.89

If you guys are a bunch of dopes that are just listening to my orders and I tell you how to live your life and what to do, I'm naturally going to think I'm better than you.

2Speaker 2
01:03:02.73 – 01:03:07.33

Well, that's, I mean, people have lived under those systems since there have been systems.

1Speaker 1
01:03:07.33 – 01:03:08.63

Right, always.

2Speaker 2
01:03:08.91 – 01:03:15.01

What makes it particularly galling and hard to live with is when you call that system a democracy.

1Speaker 1
01:03:15.49 – 01:03:15.81

Right.

2Speaker 2
01:03:15.95 – 01:03:30.51

That's too dishonest for me. I would much rather live in a monarchy where everyone thinks the king has been assigned by God to rule over us and his whims are law. That makes sense. I don't like it, but at least it has internal coherence. Right.

01:03:30.51 – 01:03:55.81

When they stand up and pass a $60 billion funding bill for Ukraine, when 70% of the population doesn't want it, when they're ignoring the actual problems in our country, like the economy and the border, and they're calling in Congress over the weekend to pass something that people don't want, while ignoring the things that people do want, and if they do the same kind of thing again and again for like 50 years and they call it a democracy, that will drive you insane.

1Speaker 1
01:03:56.13 – 01:03:56.29

Yeah.

2Speaker 2
01:03:56.29 – 01:04:13.59

Because it's just too dishonest. Why not just say, we don't give a shit, what you want. We are getting something out of this Ukraine funding, whether it's like the thrill of being masters of the universe or whether it's money from the defense contractors. Whatever we're getting out of it is more important to us than your opinion. This is not self-government.

01:04:13.67 – 01:04:20.05

You don't run this country. We do. Shut up and obey. If they at least said that, you'd be like, okay, I get it. Those are the terms.

01:04:20.05 – 01:04:32.11

But if I get another fucking lecture from Joe Scarborough about defending democracy, when this is not a democracy, it's not even a close approximation of a democracy, then I'm going to go crazy, because I just can't deal with the lining.

1Speaker 1
01:04:32.89 – 01:04:48.05

Does that make sense? It does make sense. What's interesting is that there are people saying that now. And I think that's a relatively new thing in terms of mainstream media. And I consider what you do on X mainstream media.

01:04:48.31 – 01:05:01.53

What we're on right now is essentially mainstream media. It used to be, you could call it, there's corporate controlled media. I agree. And that used to be mainstream media. Mainstream media used to be CNN.

01:05:02.19 – 01:05:29.89

It's not really anymore. Mainstream media, in terms of the volume consumed, more people are consuming things on Twitter, on X, than there are on anything else. They're consuming information through the internet, through YouTube, for good or for bad, whether it's correct or incorrect. They're consuming information in different forms now than ever before. So more people are saying what you're saying than have ever said it before.

01:05:29.89 – 01:05:48.23

And when people lie, and when people bullshit and gaslight, it's more offensive now than it's ever been before. Because there's so much access to truth that it's just, you can see it now. If you're paying attention, you're not a boomer who only reads the newspaper. You pay attention and you see it and you go, this is horseshit.

2Speaker 2
01:05:48.53 – 01:05:52.75

But it's like, I guess what bothers me is that the lies aren't sophisticated.

1Speaker 1
01:05:53.35 – 01:05:53.57

No.

2Speaker 2
01:05:53.57 – 01:06:20.65

I mean, I look back over my now sort of long life, and I'm recognizing all the times that I was lied to, but I didn't know I was being lied to. They kind of pulled it off. There's something incredibly insulting and demeaning to tell me a lie when I know it's a lie, and you know I know it's a lie. We both know it's a lie, but you're demanding that I pretend to believe it? What you're really saying is, I have no respect for you.

01:06:20.65 – 01:06:30.31

You're like my dog. You're a slave. I'm demanding that you participate in my lie. The lack of stealth,

01:06:32.15 – 01:06:35.59

I'm not explaining it very well, but that really bothers me.

1Speaker 1
01:06:35.61 – 01:06:57.09

Well, there's no real other way to lie. Some of these lies, like politicians. Did you see that conversation that AOC had with that man they brought in for the Biden case? And they were talking about what crimes, and she was like grilling this guy. What crimes did you see, Joe Biden?

01:06:57.15 – 01:07:08.53

Did he steal anything? Did he steal bread? I forget what she said. And he was trying to explain what they were, Rico crimes, and she was saying Rico is not a crime. I saw this.

01:07:08.57 – 01:07:10.21

It's a category of crime. Okay.

01:07:13.03 – 01:07:22.43

Tell that to the Genovese family. Not only that, she's so dumb to say that publicly, and say it with confidence, and to tell a person.

2Speaker 2
01:07:22.43 – 01:07:32.99

That's the thing. The marriage of ineptitude and high self-esteem is really the marker of our time. It's like, I have nothing against dumb people at all. My dogs are dumb, and I love my dogs. No, I'm serious.

01:07:33.27 – 01:07:44.55

I don't think God cares about your intelligence, right? Only people care. And so it's not a moral category, and stupidity is not a crime. I mean, someone with Down syndrome, I really believe are better people than I am. More likely to go to heaven.

01:07:44.99 – 01:08:01.21

So I'm not attacking her for being dumb. But the idea that a dumb person has no idea, the White House press secretary is in the same category, who has no idea? she's dumb. She really thinks like she won the prize, and she's the most impressive. I'm White House press secretary because I'm the best talker in America.

1Speaker 1
01:08:04.35 – 01:08:05.29

It's so crazy.

2Speaker 2
01:08:06.29 – 01:08:11.61

And yet, the smartest people I know are very often like, sort of, well, they have humility.

1Speaker 1
01:08:11.61 – 01:08:16.23

Well, also, she's following Kayleigh McEnany. Is that how you say her name?

2Speaker 2
01:08:16.29 – 01:08:17.99

I don't really know who that is.

1Speaker 1
01:08:18.13 – 01:08:20.95

She was the last White House press secretary? You don't know who that is?

2Speaker 2
01:08:21.03 – 01:08:24.09

I sort of do. She's the GOAT.

1Speaker 1
01:08:24.21 – 01:08:27.23

Greatest White House press secretary of all time. She's the best.

2Speaker 2
01:08:27.37 – 01:08:29.51

I had stopped paying close attention by that point.

1Speaker 1
01:08:29.53 – 01:08:42.69

She had all the documents. She would kill them. Whenever. she would get called out, whenever there would be a question, she'd say, that's interesting. And then she'd open it up, because you said this, and your paper said that, and CNN said this.

01:08:42.95 – 01:08:46.91

And she would call them out on stuff. And she was just really, really well prepared.

2Speaker 2
01:08:47.15 – 01:08:47.83

I love that.

1Speaker 1
01:08:48.17 – 01:08:54.31

And very articulate. She was wonderful at the job. Well, good for her. I mean, that's what it should be. But she was operating under President Trump.

01:08:55.09 – 01:08:58.89

Obviously, she's demonized. I can't believe. you don't know who that is.

2Speaker 2
01:08:59.07 – 01:09:00.83

No, I know who it is.

01:09:02.37 – 01:09:03.25

It's just funny.

1Speaker 1
01:09:03.95 – 01:09:04.81

She's the GOAT.

2Speaker 2
01:09:05.65 – 01:09:08.63

Well, I had stopped watching all briefings by then.

1Speaker 1
01:09:08.79 – 01:09:10.91

I used to go to the briefings as a kid.

2Speaker 2
01:09:11.29 – 01:09:26.67

I mean, I literally would go there. I'd be in the briefing room, the former Kennedy swimming pool. And the first thing, you know, I was never a White House reporter, but I was a reporter, so I would go to them occasionally. And the first thing you notice is how impressed all the correspondents are to work at the White House. Work at the White House.

01:09:26.77 – 01:09:46.05

Got my hard pass. And then the distance between that, that little credential they were so proud of, and the reality of their lives was like insane. Like, they're in this tiny little room. They're being treated with total contempt by the White House staff, who thinks they're just fucking animals. You know, it's like, shut up.

01:09:46.39 – 01:10:01.39

They're eating out of vending machines. And this was a different time, right? So, like, when I was working as a journalist in Washington, like, we went out to lunch every day. At like a good restaurant, and charge it to the company. And look, with your sources, we had lunch every single day, like civilized people.

01:10:01.43 – 01:10:16.73

I don't even think that exists in the world anymore, where you had time for lunch. Where you weren't just so under the gun from your corporate masters that you had to, like, get back to work. We ate lunch. And I remember thinking, these people don't eat lunch. They eat like a stale Mounds bar out of a vending machine.

01:10:16.83 – 01:10:29.45

Like, they bring quarters to work so they can eat. I remember thinking, your life, like, you're not even human. You're just like a little puppet or something. But you're so impressed. And, like, all your neighbors know you.

01:10:29.57 – 01:10:40.27

He works at the White House. He's in the White House press corps. And the job, like, wasn't even really a job. You would just like, sit there and ask your question. In your little assigned seat, like you're in a high school gym.

01:10:41.37 – 01:10:46.49

It was just awful. And I just had no respect for people who did that for a living at all.

1Speaker 1
01:10:46.55 – 01:10:49.27

Did you ever read Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail?

2Speaker 2
01:10:49.41 – 01:10:50.85

Come on. Yeah. Yeah.

1Speaker 1
01:10:50.85 – 01:11:08.11

It's amazing. It's amazing. That guy gave sort of the best. That's, I think, probably the best window into an outsider in the political process, at least in terms of the campaign trail. It's the best window to the press.

01:11:08.37 – 01:11:15.15

The best window to the relationships that they had with the politicians, at least in the 1970s. It's an amazing book.

2Speaker 2
01:11:15.23 – 01:11:25.13

I was talking to a campaign reporter. I never do that anymore. But I was this week, actually. And he was telling me it's, like, totally different. Like, when I did it, you were all on a...

01:11:25.13 – 01:11:40.03

I mean, it was bad, actually. It was because it just cultivated groupthink, which was then leveraged by the candidate for better coverage. Like, the whole thing was kind of an op, actually. But it was at least fun. Like, you were on a charter plane, and, like, you're flying with everybody.

01:11:40.23 – 01:11:48.87

And you'd hit three or four cities a day. And, like, there are cocktails on the plane. And, you know, naughty behavior. And, like, you know, they fed you. And they kind of dealt with everything for you.

01:11:48.87 – 01:12:01.83

It was fun. It was like a road trip, right? And now it's just, like, grim. They're all driving alone in their little rental cars to some obscure town in Iowa to sit there with no access whatsoever to the candidate. Write up their little reports.

01:12:01.91 – 01:12:20.91

And then they get back to their hotel. And they're, like, writing up more for the website. And, like, it's just an op. It's such a bad job, actually, covering politics that only the people who couldn't make it in any other business are doing it. It's like a reverse meritocracy.

01:12:21.13 – 01:12:27.21

It's only the most kind of pathetic power worshipers would ever do a job like that.

1Speaker 1
01:12:27.73 – 01:12:31.79

Well, like critics. Yes, that's exactly right. Most critics want to be writers.

2Speaker 2
01:12:32.79 – 01:12:50.87

Well, they're, like, the worst people. Just as people. Like, well, you've actually been in show business, so you've got a better experience of them, or you have a lot of experience of them. But I've known a lot of them who worked for magazines or newspapers that I worked for. And they're the kind of people who have a lot of cats, and all the cats hate them.

?Unknown Speaker
01:12:51.75 – 01:12:52.81

You know what I mean?

2Speaker 2
01:12:56.09 – 01:13:21.81

They're just, like, the lowest. They all have some, like, sort of weird, like, wandering eye, and they're fat, and they're, like, super into porn. Totally isolated from everybody. I actually worked for one of them for a while, who was a critic for the New York Post. A guy called John Podharts, and he was one of the weirdest, most unhappy people I've ever met in my life.

01:13:21.91 – 01:13:29.01

And he would come into my office occasionally, and he would rub his, he had a really hairy back, and he would rub it against the doorframe.

01:13:30.89 – 01:13:49.61

Like, say, these kind of obscure, he was stupid, but he didn't know that he was, I mean, he was actually kind of dumb. But he didn't know it, and he would kind of philosophize. I was, like, ten years younger, and I was his captive, so he would just, like, lecture me as he was rubbing against the doorframe. One time we went out to lunch, and we all had drinks. Of course, this was, like, mid-90s.

01:13:50.09 – 01:14:15.09

He didn't really drink, but he ordered this drink with, like, an umbrella, and it had a piece of watermelon on the rim of the glass. And he took the watermelon, ate it, and then he ate the rind. I'll never forget that, watching him eat the rind, and thinking, of course this guy's a critic. It was his true love. He was editing this magazine, but, like, his real interest was in writing about movies.

01:14:16.23 – 01:14:18.89

And it was, they're just sad people who wind up doing that.

1Speaker 1
01:14:18.89 – 01:14:26.61

Did you ever read, you know, Siskel and Ebert? Did you ever read? when Siskel, Roger Ebert, rather, wrote, he wrote a screenplay?

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