2023-12-14 02:19:29
Hi, I’m Dax Shepard, and I love talking to people. I am endlessly fascinated by the messiness of being human, and I find people who are vulnerable and honest about their struggles and shortcomings to be incredibly sexy. I invite you to join me as I explore other people’s stories. We will celebrate, above all, the challenges and setbacks that ultimately lead to growth and betterment. What qualifies me for such an endeavor? More than a decade of sobriety, a degree in Anthropology and four years of improv training. I will attempt to discover human “truths” without any laboratory work, clinical trials or data collection. I will be, in the great tradition of 16th-century scientists, an Armchair Expert.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert, Experts. on Expert. I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Lily Padman.
Hello.
Hello.
Tis the season for aliens.
It sure is. That would be one of the many things we do that the aliens like.
Christmas and snowflakes and Hanukkah.
Yes, watching all the little primates gather around. Celebrate. They're like, oh, they've moved a tree inside. Yes. That's weird.
They've moved some outside to the inside, and now they've gathered around it. They would probably think it was like some appreciation for nature holiday.
And Hanukkah, I mean, the, I guess, lighting of, like the ritual of lighting the menorah, they'd be like, what's going on there?
They would just think the power was out there. They'd be like, oh, these people, the power's out.
They've had to light candles. But the lights are on.
Are the lights on when you're lighting the menorah? Now. Nowadays, okay. But this is our first time having an alien expert on. Yeah.
Which is so fun.
It was really fun. I was really happy with the takeaway, like his takeaway.
Yes, me too. It jived with how I feel, which is I always enjoy.
Yeah, me too.
Okay, Adam Frank, that's who's here. Adam Frank is an astrophysicist and author and the principal investigator on NASA's first grant to study technosignatures, signs of advanced civilizations on other worlds. His books include Light of the Stars, About Time, The Constant Fire, and now his new book that we're here to talk about, The Little Book of Aliens. What a cute title. Great book.
Oh, last thing. We have a date now. We've ordered the sweatshirts, and we wanna say that pre-sale will start on Monday, the 18th, at 10 a.m. Pacific time, California time.
You're gonna wanna hop on it because it's a very cute sweatshirt.
We only make 1,300 of them?
Okay, yeah, 1,300.. We added 300 to the hopefully less cranky folks.
And it won't come till January, but you can pre-order for the holidays.
Okay, it won't be in until Jan.
Give proof of it as a gift.
Print out a picture. Yeah. It's always fun.
Please enjoy, Adam, Frank.
He's an uncherished spirit.
He's an uncherished spirit.
He's an uncherished spirit.
What is that? Take it out of your mouth.
What if it's poison?
Blue poison? Rat poison? Yeah. I think I just ate a little arsenic, but that's okay. You'll be fine, don't worry.
I've been training with white oleanders,
so this should be fine. Every day, take a little bit. Yes.
Because I know my wife will poison me at some point. How could she not?
Was it Rasputin every day was eating a little bit of arsenic or something, because he knew people were gonna try and kill him?
One of our many stories. You must feel this way, having been in academia so long.
That somebody's always trying to kill you. Oh, no.
I was thinking more of, like, you start getting a sense, or I do, that nearly everything I learned is apocryphal. Yeah. Even as the social sciences are beginning to unravel just a tiny bit under the pressure of Hendrick writing The Weirdest People.
Yeah, the weird stuff. That was one of the best results. You used college students for 50 years. What do you expect, right?
Yeah, all we know about is 20-year-old elite children. Our understanding of all of mankind is based on the most narrow. So then you just wonder, okay, so, that's our modern take on it. And we're doing pretty good, better than we ever have. And we're discovering so much of what we currently know is questionable.
Academia, like everything else, has got its. don't go outside the box. This is what everybody believes. You're a lunatic. And some of that stuff has turned out to be really dangerous.
For the planet, with physics, the idea that reductionism, everything's just atoms. You're just a bunch of atoms. You're a meat computer. No, actually, it's a lot more complicated than that. And this view you got is actually fucking us up.
Yes, and look, it's all over your book, which is. we're in this precarious situation where we're trying to understand something that we're trapped inside of. We can't get a bird's eye view of any of this. We can't put it on a table. We can't measure it.
So it's a very curious thing for us to tackle.
Science is based on this idea that, oh, there's a third person view. Like when I play video games, right? I can choose between being third person or I can do first person. Third person view is a fantasy. It's a useful fantasy, but there is no such thing.
Nobody's ever had the God's eye view.
Yeah, well, can we start with New Jersey?
Jersey, sure.
We talked to a lot of experts. They're all smarter than us, but I need to know why someone's drawn to what they're drawn to, because I think it ends up impacting how you see everything. So New Jersey kids, 60s.
Yeah, I grew up in Belleville, New Jersey, which is right next to Newark. This is the 60s, early 70s. And, you know, the town I grew up in was working class Italian Irish. I was the entire Jewish population. Okay, great.
You were representing the ambassador.
Great people and everything, but there was a lot of prejudice. And my parents got divorced when I was three. Then the guy who kind of raised me, my dad, was the first black state legislature in Jersey, civil rights leader. Your stepfather. My stepfather.
My mom and my stepdad didn't get married until they were like 86.. Oh, wow.
That's a curious and weirdly romantic story.
My mom was a radical. My mom was a Holocaust survivor who was just super politically, not commie. My mom and my dad, my bio dad, recognized that. Stalin and everything was an asshole, but they were very much progressive in those days. This was the early 60s.
She was banned the bomb and then she got involved in civil rights. And so my stepdad, being black, living in the house, I had a big target on my back.
Okay.
So when I was growing up, I got my ass kicked pretty much every day for being Jewish. Kids would throw pennies at me, being like, pick up the penny, Jew. I've heard of this. Oh my God. This is like, yeah, this is because of my mom.
I was taught to be like, no, you're wrong. Anti-Semitism is wrong. And they'd be like, great, bam, bam, bam.
Yeah, that doesn't seem helpful on the playground, but thank you for arming me with that.
Exactly, mom. Thanks a lot. It was a rough early going. And then, the major thing, I lost my brother when I was nine. He was 16 and he was killed in a car accident.
You're kidding me. Yeah, yeah.
A new driver situation?
No, I went to this great YMCA summer camp. Me and my sister and my brother went there from like five all the way up. And he was a counselor at this point, risen in the ranks. It was very much meatballs, you know, the love that movie. for that reason.
And it was the end of the year and the counselors would all go off on their own little thing. And there were four kids in a car and a drunk driver came along on the other side of the road and three of them died.
Oh my God. Yeah. I hope this has improved. It seems like it has, but when I grew up in Detroit in the seventies and then was in school in the eighties, someone died once every couple of months from a drunk driver.
It was so ever present. He lost his license. That was it. No jail time. Killed three kids.
Oh my God.
Was dad in the picture, biological dad?
My dad lived in the city. He lived on the Upper West Side. And so I'd see him, it was a typical divorce thing. Every two weeks, weekend, Santa Claus kind of thing. My dad was a good guy, but he was a World War II vet who had post-traumatic stress syndrome, like nobody's business.
What line of work was he in?
He was a writer.
Oh, he was?
Yeah. And I had the best of both worlds. I had George, who was my black dad, who was a great guy, never even finished high school, but he was super smart, amazingly compassionate guy and just tough. He'd grown up on the streets of Newark. So really shrewd guy.
And then my dad was an intellectual. I remember going to his office because he was a writer for like McGraw Hill or something. And yeah, going to his office and kind of waiting around, me and my sister for him to finish up. He was distant.
And five-year-older brother. I have that same dynamic. My brother's five years older than me. And I think he gives you a lot of little brother stuff.
Oh, that's the bummer about losing him. Because, especially, you know, I was getting my butt kicked every day and my brother was big and he was my protector. I remember one time, one of the bullies coming up to kick my ass up to my house and my brother stepped out. He just went like, stopped, turned around and walked away. My mom and my stepdad, George, they were involved in civil rights stuff and they were kind of checked out.
They were also smoking huge amounts of weed. Sure, sure.
It was prerequisite in the movement, I think. Yeah. They drug tested you and if you were sober, you were kicked out.
That's right. Wonderful people, but not that functional. So when my brother was gone, there was nobody left paying attention. So my sister and I were in many ways just kind of on our own.
And did you retreat into reading and fantasy and isolation?
Totally. Especially in the early years. Science was everything. My dad had introduced me to science fiction early on. And so actually the apocryphal story, I got into astronomy because I remember he's gone, but his library is still there in the house.
The bottom shelf is all of these 1950s, 1960s pulp science fiction things.
Got any L. Ron Hubbard classics?
No, not L. Ron Hubbard. It was all Isaac Asimov. Amazing stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fantastic journeys. And they all had these lurid illustrations of rocket ships or bug-eyed monsters, half-clad women fighting off or being carried by the space guy with his laser blaster.
You think of sci-fi as this cute pastime, but it's shocking how many scientists it gave rise to. Oh, yeah. So many people entered it from the fantasy side, I think.
Science fiction still is for me. I'm still a huge reader, what I can get my hands on or watch. And when I was growing up, the reruns of Star Trek every day at four o'clock on Channel 5 and seven o'clock on Channel 11.. I just watched them over and over again. Anything that was available, that was my solace.
growing up here was that dream of other worlds.
To get emotional about it, did you have some sense that that future world was going to value your offerings and be more meritocratic?
You wanna know? Yeah. My fantasy was that one day I'd be sitting outside and the ship would come over with the lights on and would land. They were gonna bring me back. I was obviously the heir to the galactic throne.
For sure. Obviously. There was this one comic book, I loved Marvel. There was this special edition, long form, Star-Lord. Star-Lord was nothing back then.
But that was kind of the story, that this kid grew up on Earth, but actually he was the heir to the galactic throne.
They made a great 80s movie, though, that too. It was like The Last Starship Fighter, or something. I think that was, he was playing in a video game, and that was the audition, basically.
That's right. You know, it's funny, I was the science advisor for Doctor Strange, which was like best week ever. We're in the writer's room and Kegham Fee comes out. I'm like, I'm a fan. And he said to me, oh really, what's your favorite?
I got to pull out the deep dive. Well, it's Star-Lord special edition, volume nine. 403, 1978..
I had this big book my dad had given me, my bio dad, of astronomy. It was just pictures. And this was before JWST, right? So these were just ground-based tells. But just these pictures of nebula, and I would just stare at those, and it was my out.
It was the recognition that there was more than this. Like what I was going through with everything in Belleville. This is just a little tiny part, and there's this much bigger story, and I'm part of that story and it was a retreat.
And I would also imagine my own ego would be like, I'm a part of the next phase. I'm not fitting in because I'm actually kind of advanced. That's how I would comfort myself.
For me, it was more, there was this other world that I was part of. It wasn't so much the future. It was just that there was this other world already going on. I'd look at those pictures and was like, it's true. Look at these fricking pictures.
I remember in 77, I think it was, when the Voyager went by Jupiter and it took all those pictures of the Jovian moons. One of them looks like a giant pizza, Io, and the one that's covered in ice, Europa. I was like, well, I'm getting my butt kicked. This is also happening.
I kind of feel bad for the current generations because they've grown up in a world where space exploration is a given. I think like I'm on the tail end of it, being very thrilling. You were at the epicenter of it. Yeah, yeah.
You were what, four or five years old? When Apollo landed, I was five.
I think that's relevant in how passionate and romanticized the whole field is. But I think, for anyone else, we've been always going to the moon. We've been always out in outer space.
And the science fiction, where, in my day, you were like a serious nerd. There was me and there was like one other dude. he got beat up to and it was like this special thing that you had. It was the same thing with the comics.
But if you look at the kids that comics so appealed to, it's like special superpowers, right? Totally. Something could happen to them, and then they could fend off the bullies.
Gonna get bit by something.
Yeah, so walk by a radio leak.
I was always looking for the radioactive whatever to eat or stick my head in.
Volunteering to get bit by spiders.
I'll stick my hand in. I had a dream in seventh grade. I'll never forget this dream where I was Spider-Man and I was in my seventh grade biology class, walking around. Oh yeah. So I had a lot of those dreams.
I had an amazing dream when I was in fourth grade, where I had built the Enterprise. I was on the Enterprise, like the doors open and I walk out, Kirk's like, hey, what's up? Because I had built the Enterprise. We've been waiting for you. And then I go down the turbovator and I walk into my fourth grade class on the Enterprise.
But of course they're taking up, but I don't have to because I built the Enterprise. I swear to God, man, that dream, I can see it if I close my eyes.
The elevator on the Enterprise is called the turbovator?
I think it is. Oh, wow.
I'm sure you're right.
That might be nerdcore for the day. I'm sure somebody's gonna be like, no, it's not. It's the turbo lifter, okay?
That'll be one of Monica's many facts she has to find out, yeah, yeah. So yeah, you did everything. You read science fiction books and magazines. You watched docs. You were obsessed with Star Trek.
Now, as you endeavor in college into learning about astronomy in its truest sense, do you start becoming disillusioned? As you learned about it, I could almost imagine a period for you of disillusionment or the death of the fantasy world.
No, because of math, right? So I learned early on, my parents bought me a pretty nice telescope when I was 11 or something. And I put it in the backyard in New Jersey, right? In New Jersey, you can see like five stars. I was like, oh, this can't take very long.
And I looked through the telescope and stars, a little dot. I thought there was going to be flames. So that was my moment of disillusionment. And that's when I turned to theory, because with theory, it's just mathematics. I was never great at mathematics, but I was good enough to be a physicist.
So you were really, really good. You're like eight standard deviations above. Yeah, right, compared to an average person. Mathematics is a language, essentially, in which you can say things very much like, to me, a poetic language, where you could write 30 paragraphs, but that one line captures it better than the 30 paragraphs. So when I started to learn to use mathematics to express things, still to this day, brings tears to my eyes.
Sometimes it's so beautiful and it's like a window that you see through. So when I started learning about electromagnetism and Maxwell's equations and fluid dynamics, these equations became so exciting and that the things you could see, like there was this infinite regress that you would just drop down into. If I'd had to build things, yeah, I probably would have felt that way, but it was all in my head.
So often, when you're hearing a theory explained to you in layman's terms, what you're hearing is someone trying to put math into English, and it's incomplete. There's no way to actually translate it. Someone's just doing their best metaphoring. So, of course, it's very hard to understand, because if you could speak the math language, you could actually understand it by looking at the math.
That's what it is. You'd write down the equation and be like, oh, I get it. It's the same thing with a poem. You know, there's a couple of examples of poetry in my life where it's like, oh, that's the perfect metaphor. where there's just this one, like, rather than words, comes the sun comprehending glass.
Always love that idea. I think it's Philip Larkin. I could talk about the beam of light coming through the window forever, but the sun comprehending glass. And the math is like that. Once I write it down, it's all there.
I've never lost that sense of. this is a secret language through which the universe talks to me.
And in fact, even some of our most prominent and famous physicists were ones that weren't themselves great at the math, but were really good at the metaphor. Like Oppenheimer, they say, right? He was really eloquent in being able to relay what the math said in language.
Yeah, he was probably a better mathematician still than I was. But it is true that there's a lot of different ways to be valuable in this field. Technically, I'm not super great at solving integrals. You know, I mean, I'm good enough, but I'll often work with people.
Well, it's kind of like saying you could read Shakespeare. It's not to say you could write Shakespeare. Right. You do have the skills to read the math and understand it.
Exactly. And I'm good at asking questions. I'm good at being like, oh, this could be an interesting question to ask. And then I got to work with somebody who's much better technically than I am at solving the equation that will answer that question.
Yeah. So you get your PhD from U-Dub. Go Dawgs. Yeah. They're the Dawgs, right?
They're the Dawgs. That's what I followed.
I'm the Dawgs too.
Are you also the Dawgs? They're the Huskies.
The Huskies. Oh, yeah. But do we still call them Dawgs? You still say go Dawgs. I think, I don't know.
I was with a girl for nine years that went there.
The stadium collapsed while I was there. Oh. They just built it. It was like this new zillion dollar stadium. It was bad Canadian steel.
That's what they said.
Oh, yeah.
Bad Canadian steel.
Of course what they said.
They blamed it on the Canadians.
Nefarious Canadians.
Poor Canadians.
I know.
You couldn't pick a group that's more comical.
Yeah, they'd also just say a sorry. Or the Swedes.
Like they won't even push back. It was, it was our steel. We're so sorry. Yeah. We'll do better next time.
So there you pick up a PhD and then now you start your professional life in this field. And what are some of the things you look at before we get to aliens, which we're gonna land on? I would imagine you have to earn your reputation before you're allowed to have a dalliance with aliens.
Well, it's very true. Part of the story in the book is how, even before I was coming up, but certainly in the late 80s and early 90s when I was in graduate school, if you were interested in life in the universe, there was only SETI, Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, which was very marginal. There was only a few people doing SETI. There was zero funding for it. It was considered marginal.
The people who were doing it were really heroic because they had to put up with the snickering and the scorn of their colleagues.
Was it a government agent? Is it part of?
No, no, no. So that's why I try and tell the history of SETI in the book. SETI starts off in 1960, when Frank Drake, who's totally the pioneer, you know, he's a young guy. He is working at one of these government agencies that has a radio telescope and he convinces his colleagues, like, hey, I wanna listen. for, really, it's the first time in the history of humanity that anybody's done an actual experiment to say is there life in the universe of any kind, whether it's smart life or dumb, life, doesn't matter.
This is the first astrobiological experiment.
And what was their methodology? I know that they had radio telescopes and they're aiming them all over the place. Yeah. And what are they listening for? What are they trying to detect?
Yeah, the idea was, what Drake starts. is he's like, I'm gonna look at two nearby sun-like stars. Nobody knew there were any planets at all. As far as we knew, there were zero other planets out there other than the eight orbiting the sun.
Which is a very arrogant point of view.
Yeah, but there was reasons to think that planets were rare. Up until then, the way people thought planets formed was you had to get two stars to almost collide. And then stuff would squeeze out like taffy or gravity would pull it out. And that never happened. So people thought like, eh, planets are gonna be so rare that life is gonna be rare.
We also didn't, at that point, know the massive amount of stars we had quite yet.
We knew that the Milky Way galaxy is one galaxy out of almost an infinite number of galaxies. And there's 400 billion stars in the galaxy.
Was that known at that time? Yeah. Because that was a relatively, I thought, that was like a 90s.
No, no, we knew. Okay. But what we didn't know then was whether any of those 400 billion stars had planets. There was just no evidence. We didn't have the technology to detect planets orbiting other stars.
That are far away. Right.
The closest stars, like Alpha Centauri,
about four light years away. Right.
A light year is what, six trillion miles? A trillion miles. 5.9 trillion miles.
I know, the distances between stars will just melt your brain.
It just can't, it all melts my brain. Infinite, already, I'm done.
And then you have-.
I'm outta here.
No, I love it, I'm so spastic.
And then they try to keep making it smaller. so you'll understand. So like an AU in astronomical units, like 3.1?.
Million, yeah, an AU is the distance between the Earth and the sun. I think it's a 93 million miles.
Oh, that's 93 million miles. Something like that. Yeah. Now there's billions of AUs in between. Right, you can count it.
It's just frickin' big. Okay, the distance between the stars, we can get around. We've sent stuff to everywhere in the solar system. But the solar system is like your house. And the nearest star is so far away that it would be like walking between LA and New York, or crawling between LA and New York.
The distances between stars, and this is, when you come to UFOs or UAPs, that people don't understand that. it's not even clear whether you can really cover those distances in short amount of time. As an astronomer, you get it in your gut how vast the distances between stars are.
Yeah, so if you were traveling at the speed of light, which is questionable whether you could, you'd be traveling for four years to get to the closest one.
The closest one, which is like the 7-Eleven.
Your mailbox, yeah. Okay, so Drake, what's his methodology?
Radio astronomy was a new idea. Before, that, astronomy meant like a telescope with a lens using what we call optical light. So radio telescopes were new. So he just says, look, I'm gonna take two sun-like stars nearby within 10 light years. I'm just gonna listen, and what I'm looking for is any kind of signal.
that is not natural. We're just gonna look for things that clearly the sun doesn't produce, or stars don't produce, or clouds of gas don't produce. Wavelengths that are meters across. Where it's like. the light that your eye responds to is nanometers, or hundreds of nanometers across.
That begins, SETI is all radio-based, because for a bunch of different reasons, one is it's super sensitive, and the other is radio waves, because they're so large, you can see from one side of the galaxy to the other. Whereas optical light gets blotted out by, there's a lot of dust in space. So radio is the thing of choice. NASA is interested, this is the early days, people were kind of excited, but it was always marginal. So, unless you already had tenure, you know, you didn't do SETI, and there was never any money, there was never any funding for it.
And as I go through in the book, people have this idea that SETI scientists have looked every night at the night sky, looking for signs of intelligent life.
That was my assumption.
Everybody does that, because the movies, right? Yeah. And the people call that like the great silence. Well, we've listened, and we haven't heard anything, so therefore, there's nothing out there. And that is just not true, because there was never any money for it.
So a friend of mine, Jason Wright, who's part of that NASA research grant that I'm the principal investigator on, Jason did a study where he added up all the SETI searches that have ever been done. So if you think of the stars as an ocean, we're looking for life, life is fish, say. So how much of the ocean have we looked at looking for fish? And the answer is a hot tub. We've looked at one hot tub worth of water, we didn't find any fish, and so are you then gonna be like, well, there's no fish in the ocean.
Right. So it's just because there was never funding for SETI, and it was marginal, we haven't looked. But now we've got a whole different way of doing, other than radio telescopes. And now NASA's all in, and we are looking for life. And that's the exciting thing, that's what the book is about, that in the next 10, 20, 30 years, we're gonna have data.
After 2,500 years of yelling at each other about this question, we're gonna have actual, factual data.
Because there's been some technological paradigm shifts, because Hubble's part of this?
It was before Hubble, there's three revolutions in what we call astrobiology. So when I was growing up, there was no astrobiology, right? But then, in 1995, the telescope technology, not Hubble, but ground-based telescopes, people designed detectors, and they find their first exoplanet. They find the first planet orbiting another star. And so 2,500 years of people yelling about planets, over.
Pretty amazing, how often does a question that the Greeks have been yelling at get answered?
And that was in what year?
95.. Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness, the year I moved to California. That's so recent.
And then it just skyrocketed. Within 10 years, we'd found thousands. And now we've found so many that we can do statistics. And we now know that when you go out at night and look at the sky, every star you're looking at has a family of planets orbiting it. And there are places, every one of those planets, like you look at those pictures of Mars, there are places you can walk around.
Maybe you need a space suit if there's no atmosphere. Maybe you just need like a breather because it's the wrong atmosphere. Or maybe even you could walk around without. What? The galaxy is full of planets.
But wait, what percentage of the stars are we saying have them? Because clearly we didn't see any.
Pretty much every one. We didn't have the technology.
So even with Alpha, Tauri, and Centauri, we can't see them.
Right, right, because you need a really special, you need like super sensitive.
This is too nerdy. Is this the telescope that had a bazillion different plates?
No, what's weird about this, it wasn't like having a bigger telescope. It was having the thing, the instrument, you hang on the telescope. Oh, the telescope. Because what you gotta do is you gotta take the light and you gotta beat the crap out of the light. You don't need a super huge telescope to do this.
You need something that can really pound on the light.
Okay, so that breakthrough happened. And then we discover it's however many stars we have.
400 billion. Oh my gosh. In the galaxy, just in the galaxy.
But that's just in the galaxy.
400 billion in the galaxy and they all have a family of planets, and that's just in our galaxy.
And our galaxy is made up of what, super galaxies, then galaxy clusters, all these things keep ramping up. Each one has a billion, so it's like to the power of a billion, like six times. Yeah.
When I'm in graduate school, there's a professor, Woody Sullivan. He was the only one doing SETI. And back then, there's the giggle factor, we call it. Anybody doing SETI is kind of subject to, oh, he does SETI. You know, like the raised eyebrows.
And it was because of UFOs and bad science fiction. It didn't get any respect. But Woody was awesome. I loved the University of Washington. Everybody was very cool with it.
But in general, anybody doing SETI had to put up with that. And so that's one reason I didn't go into SETI. I knew there's no way I'm getting a job. You'd already been bullied.
Exactly.
I don't need this again. A bunch of astronomers now coming up.
Yeah, you joined the science community to not get bullied. And that's the one area you can still get pounced.
I knew as much as I was interested in it, I ended up doing more standard kind of astronomy. I studied how stars die. My advisor, Bruce Ballack, great scientist.
Is that who you dedicated the book to?
That's who I dedicated the book to.
Yeah, he has beautiful dedication.
Yeah, he's amazing. I haven't given him the book yet, so he doesn't know. Unless he's listening to this, he still doesn't know the book is dedicated to him. I start off, I'm studying how stars like the sun die, doing what's called astrophysical fluid dynamics, as the stars kind of blow themselves apart. Then I got into star formation, how giant clouds of gas collapse under their own weight to form stars.
Early, mid-2000s, the exoplanet revolution, as I'm calling it. Everybody knows about exoplanets. I start doing some of that too. Still not life, just studying exoplanets as a phenomena.
You also start questioning the overall model of cosmology in general. That's before. you're now heading up this new program, right?
Carl Sagan was my hero, because his writing, he was a great scientist, and he was interested in science as a cultural phenomena. Where does science fit into everything else we do? And his books, you'd be learning about relativity, but he'd take you to like Renaissance Venice for some story about some guy. And I had a strong interest in philosophy even in high school. So I was the class clown, and my class clown picture is me with my cowboy hat, jersey, don't ask why, and a book of Spinoza, you know, in my pocket, like, you know, yeah.
Whatever.
Were the girls lined up around the corner?
I thought this was gonna help. I was clearly wrong.
I somehow thought, you know, a scientist was like rockstar.
Well, I mean, yeah, now.
Not then. Now, yeah. Now, not then. So I was always interested in where science touched philosophical issues. So I never studied cosmology scientifically, but I've always had an interest.
I have written a bunch of things over the years in my books that sort of. try to look at, because cosmology is definitely a place where you're running up against deep issues about the nature of space, the nature of time. What does it mean to be an observer?
That you alter the thing you're observing.
Yeah, so that's also quantum mechanics comes in there. I have a huge interest in quantum mechanics interpretations. So while I'm doing my astronomy stuff, I'm also keeping this interest in philosophy. And as it connects also to human spirituality, because I've been doing contemplative practice since I was 30.. Right.
Zen. So, you know, my first book was about science and human spirituality. So these things are kind of always running parallel with my hardcore cranking out theories of how clouds collapse to form stars.
Yes, measuring and data computation. So I was shocked, I guess, to learn that, well, what's not shocking is Aristotle believed in the geocentric theory of the universe. We were at the center, everything revolved around us, and he was certain that there were no other planets. But I had no idea Epicurus.
Yeah, Epicurus and Democritus.
In 300 BC, they're already saying, no, no, there's other planets. Right. So that's kind of shocking. Intuitively, they're picking that up because there's nothing that would help you get there.
By reason alone, they're looking at the world, they're looking at bread, bread into breadcrumbs. Well, and you can break the breadcrumbs. You know, they're like, no, the whole world's made out of these invisible little specks of matter.
The atoms, Monica, in 300 BC. How could they?
They just worked it out. The Greeks were like, well.
Yes.
So what were the other two? You said there were three revolutions.
Oh, right, we only did one.
One exoplanet.
Right, one was exoplanet. So we discovered that there's planets everywhere. You look at the night sky, you count up five of the stars. Every one of those stars has planets, but one in five has a planet in the right orbit. It's just the right distance where you can have liquid water on the surface, which means life.
We think that liquid water is the key to forming life. Doesn't mean life is formed, it just means you have what you need. That's still a lot of planets that are in the right place to get the whole thing going. We're still on revolution.
That's a side tangent. We still don't really know where life comes from.
Oh yeah, we don't.
We know it needs these building blocks and we know it needs carbon and oxygen or whatever we say it needs, but we don't really have that moment figured out.
No, we do not. How do you take a bunch of chemicals that are just like floating around, kind of bouncing into each other? Every now and then they combine to form something which maybe starts to replicate quickly. But how do you go from that to a cell that has agency, that can be like, oh, sugar gradient. I'm gonna go up the sugar gradient because that's where the food is.
I mean, yeah, life is weird. We can talk about that, because that's another research project I just started. We just got a big grant from the Templeton Foundation to kind of look at the difference. What makes life? Life is still a physical system, right?
It's made out of stuff, chemicals, but it's clearly so different from mountains and stars and comets. Life is the only thing that creates. It's the only thing that innovates. Consciousness. Yeah, or has awareness.
It's agency. Even a cell has agency, has an internal state which is like, no, I'm not really hungry enough. I'm gonna leave that alone. No, I am hungry. I'm gonna go get that food.
Okay, so this is so arrogant, but I'm just gonna bring you up to speed on where I land on all this. I happen to really love astronomy. It was one of my favorite classes I took in college. I couldn't believe what we have learned from looking at white light coming from stars. Once you understand that, we know what's burning in there, we know if it's red or blue shifted, if it's approaching or retreating, the mass, these things we figured out by looking at light is so incredible and impressive and undeniable.
But I gotta say, you get to the end of it all and then you go, and then the big bang. Some intuitive part of me is like, that's not the whole story. And from where did the big bang? You know, like it doesn't end. And then additionally, biology.
I'm like, great, I can follow it all the way down to the first amoeba. I know how we got to here, but there's still some huge bucket of magic we still don't know about.
Like the bucket of magic.
We have a lot of it, but there's also a couple of major mysteries that I don't think we're anywhere close to.
Well, that's why I'm interested in where philosophy and science rub up. I talk about this in the book when it comes to life. What makes life so interesting is that bucket of magic. Right now, in the end, I think it's not gonna require magic. I'm very anti-reductionist.
This idea like, oh, it's just atoms. And if you know everything there is about the atoms, you're done.
Determinism. Right, right. We just had Sapolsky on, and I was so depressed.
I'm not a determinist, because what's happening in science right now, and astrobiology plays a role in this because what astrobiology forces you to do is to confront the biases that you have from just looking at earth life. Yeah. You have to imagine the unimaginable.
Your brain has been formatted in a way that's very hard to shake, right? Yeah. The way story works in a predictable way.
Yes.
And then, if you're watching a movie and it doesn't have a middle or the beginning or the end, you know intuitively, but you don't know why. You can't articulate that.
And what's weird is, even if they deviate from that, it's kind of only interesting. for so long. Free jazz was great for like 20 minutes. And it was like, no, actually, let's go back to the jazz. Yeah.
We kind of need these structures. These things are kind of hardwired into us. And so it shows you that there's stuff beyond the hardwiring.
And, would you say, the most baseline bias we have is that we've never observed anything living that isn't born and then dies?
Yeah.
Or you don't have to say that's the biggest, but that's certainly one that I feel so locked into that.
What's interesting about this, especially for astrobiology, is, you know, and I have these chapters where I try and say, how can we use what we understand to ask what alien life might be like? I mean, there's a way in which to die is the definition of life. Any definition you're gonna come up with is gonna include this idea of precariousness. To be alive is to be alive in precarious situations. You're always one step away from it ending.
And your whole life is like, I gotta keep it from ending. That's just from my perspective. And as I'm trying to push the boundaries in this research that we're doing about what is it about life as a physical system that is different? Throw out reductionism, throw that kind of third person God's eye view. And then it very much comes down to the fact that to be alive is to be this thing where life and the world emerge together.
It's not, oh, there's this preexisting world that has all of its properties, and then you just drop life into it. There's a way in which maybe you could think of the world without us, of course exists, but who knows what it's like? It's a buzz, it's a blur. And then the organism and the world are kind of both defined at the same time.
Stay tuned for more Armchair Expert, if you dare.
There's an incredible, I guess you'd call it a docu-series, it's out right now called Life on Planet Earth. Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it.
Spielberg produced it, I'm watching it with our kids. It does the most incredible job of examining what's happening in the oceans 400 million years ago. And then, because of these oceans and what's happening there, all of a sudden you get this birth of greenery and trees outside, but then that birth of greenery and trees ends up infiltrating the ocean. and then these plankton grow and then they rob all the ocean of the oxygen and there's a mass extinction under there. To your point, there's no borders to any of it.
It's all kind of one thing that's ebbing and flowing and affecting other parts. And yeah, how do you parse out one element of it?
What we've learned, so what are the other revolutions? The third one, we'll get to the second one. The third one is we now have unpacked the history of the earth. The important part is from maybe 4 billion years, or 3.8 billion years ago, life emerges. And very quickly, life takes over.
Life is not something, and I go into this in the book a lot, because it's the key to finding life elsewhere. Life doesn't happen on a planet, it happens to a planet. Life takes over the trajectory of that planet. once life has formed. Once you get to a certain point, that's it.
And the best example of this is oxygen, right? You take a deep breath. All that wonderful oxygen, it wasn't there when the earth formed. It wasn't there. for the first 2 billion years.
Life came up with a new kind of photosynthesis, around 3 billion or 2.5 billion years ago. And in that photosynthesis, this version, there already was photosynthesis. This version takes some light from the sun, takes a water molecule, breaks it in part, keeps the hydrogen for itself, and the oxygen, it farts out. And that's how we ended up with an oxygen atmosphere.
And there was a point in our history, I just learned this from the show, that these early land amphibians, they were breathing 60% oxygen. That's how high the oxygen level was at one point. I can't believe how much it's ebbed and flowed.
So around 2.5 billion, 2 billion years ago, you get the great oxidation event. But it's when suddenly the oxygen goes from none to about 20%. Takes a while, it does all these fluctuations. So the whole atmosphere is changed by having this life.
Well, did we even have an atmosphere before that?
No, we had an atmosphere. It was mostly nitrogen and CO2. earlier on. It's been changing. But once life puts oxygen in the atmosphere, it changes everything.
The whole chemistry of the planet, how the rocks absorb the oxygen, which then spits out to the streams, the whole planet changes. And so it's life that did that. My last book was about looking at climate change as a astrobiological phenomena. And people have this idea like, oh, we have to save the earth. That's the wrong view.
Our job is to not piss it off, because the biosphere will shake us off like fleas on a dog, as George Carlin once said. It's so powerful. It's literally a god, right? Or goddess, in the sense that it's taking all this sunlight, 200 atomic bombs per second. I may have this wrong.
That's how much sunlight we're getting every day, the amount of energy. And the earth channels that, the life channels that, and converts it into all this stuff. And we're just tweaking that. And if we tweak it in the wrong way, the human race will be gone and the life will be like, hey, thanks a lot for the climate change. I'm going in this direction.
And it's not theoretical. We have all this evidence in the archeological record that all these huge mass extinctions have happened over and over and over again. And one causes the birth of another thing. That's right. They were saying, in this period of 100,000 years of volcanoes going off, the size of the United States, that it admitted all this carbon into the atmosphere and 90 plus percent of everything living on earth died.
Yeah, I think that's the Ermian-Permian great extinction.
Ermian-Permian?
Maybe, don't quote me on that. But there was this massive release of CO2, which then the whole planet changed. And then the oceans really acidified. The great oxidation event was a mass death as well, because oxygen is really bad, actually. Took life a while to figure out how to deal, because oxygen's a corrosive.
And so it took a while for life to sort of figure out how to use oxygen. But there's so much power in chemical reactions with oxygen, you never would have had brains without it. So life puts oxygen into the atmosphere. And then, by doing that, it also changes the history of the planet, changes the history of life, and leads to our kind of creatures. More energetic, more able to use concentrated amounts of energy to do things like have big bodies or build civilizations.
So how, maybe I'm jumping ahead too far, but what do we look for when we're trying to see if one of these exoplanets has oxygen present? What do we see?
So that's the link. What's amazing is this third revolution, which was knowing. the history of Earth and its life, tells us that on any planet where life forms, it's gonna change the whole functioning of the planet. And that's what we can see from a distance. We didn't have this capacity before.
See the change.
We can see the change. We can see things in the atmosphere of an alien planet. It's just amazing that we can do this. First, we had to know that there were alien planets. Now we know where to look.
And now we know which of those alien planets are the ones we wanna look at, the ones that are in the right place for life to form. But we have this technique we call atmospheric characterization. And I spent two chapters in the book unpacking this, so people can see how frickin' amazing this is.
And now you're gonna do it in 75 seconds. I'm gonna do it in 75 seconds.
So one of the ways we find planets is if the planet's orbiting the star, when it passes between us and the star, it's like a little eclipse. The light blots out for a second. And then we'll be like, oh, we saw the eclipse, there's a planet there. But also, if the planet's got an atmosphere, some of the light passes through the atmosphere, some of the starlight, to get to us, to our telescopes. And when it passes through the atmosphere, some of the light gets absorbed.
And we can see that absorption is like a fingerprint. The light gets to us, we're like, oh shit, there's a bunch of light that's gone.
It's generally missing something.
Exactly. You'll see a bunch of light, and then you'll see places where there is no light. Those absences are the fingerprint. We've discovered methane, we've discovered carbon dioxide. We're waiting to discover oxygen.
So, because of the story I just told you about what happened on Earth, if we look at an Earth-like planet, and we discover something like oxygen, and particularly oxygen and methane together, because you need to keep spitting oxygen out into the atmosphere via life to have that happen. So if we were to find the fingerprint of oxygen, that would be what we call a biosignature. It's a signature in the light that tells us there's a biosphere there. Whether it's microbes, or forests, or grasslands, that planet is a living world. It's crazy that you can do that now, right?
It's bonkers. What are we waiting for? We know the fingerprint of oxygen and methane.
What we're waiting for is, this shit is hard to do. The James Webb is the first telescope that really is just on the hairy edge of being able to do this, so we're gonna try.
This is the telescope that's just descending into space. Beyond the moon, yeah.
It's already up there. It's just sitting there, orbiting with us and the moon, and it's big enough, and it's got the right instruments on it where it can collect enough light and break apart the light, where we have a chance of seeing a biosignature. Or we can talk also about the technosignatures if we're looking for intelligent light. That's what the NASA grant I'm part of is for. Is more looking for intelligent light, right?
Because human beings have changed the Earth in ways that you could see from a distance. So our job at the research group I'm part of is to develop a library of, just like oxygen tells you that there's forests,
chlorofluorocarbons. Oh yeah, that we outlawed. They were in hairspray.
Yeah, hairspray and air conditioners. So it turns out CFCs, as they call them, are a great technosignature, because either you put them into the atmosphere by accident, or maybe you put them in there for a reason, because chlorofluorocarbons are actually a great greenhouse gas. And let's say you want to live on Mars, and you're like, Mars sucks, let's make Mars warm. Let's pump it full of chlorofluorocarbons, and then you'd have a much warmer Mars. So we could see chlorofluorocarbons in the atmosphere of an alien world now with the James Webb Space Telescope.
We already have seen this. No, we haven't. Oh, we haven't, okay, but we could.
We could, right. It would take a lot of time. You'd need to give me a lot of James Webb, but we just wrote a paper that showed it's possible.
And we believe that CFCs cannot occur naturally.
That's what it is.
It's gonna require some chemistry to put those together.
You really need a bunch of steps that nature just isn't gonna do.
Now, is that dangerous, though, to assume that there's not a ideal condition for that to emerge?
That's a great point. And with the idea of what they call false positives. Same thing with oxygen, because for a long time we're like, oxygen, it's the best. We have figured out a few ways that oxygen can naturally be put in, but it's under conditions that are so special that we'd know. You'd have to have a special kind of planet to have natural oxygen.
Any other kind of planet, it's gonna be life oxygen.
This would be like spitballing, but lightning breaking the hydrogen and oxygen bond of water or something. That's pretty close, that's good.
Come on down. So this is the freaky thing. The sun is not an average star. The sun is actually pretty big as stars go. The average size star, which means the most common, is about half the size of the sun and it's teeny tiny.
We call them M dwarf stars. And the planets in the habitable zone that are orbiting M dwarfs, they're right next to the star. They are so close, because they're so cold.
So instead of 93 million miles away, there might be a million.
Think of it in terms of orbits. It takes 365 days for us to orbit the sun. That's one year. These planets around the M dwarf stars will orbit in a week.
You guys, this would be so fond of vacation there, because if it were on an axis, you'd experience all the seasons in a week probably.
Yeah.
They might not have any. Well, she's right, because actually, what happens is, just like the moon, you always see the same face of the moon. That's because the moon is what's called tidally locked. The moon's day and its year are the same thing in terms of how long it orbits. As it rotates, it's always showing us the same face.
So these M dwarf planets, because they're so common, that's what we're looking at. It's always noon, all the time.
On the opposite side.
It's always dark. And it's freezing. Perpetual night on one side, perpetual noon on the other side. Wow. Freaky, right?
That's what's so cool about this. I have a whole chapter in the book that's just going through all the freaky planets that we've discovered that are nothing like Earth. Oh my God. Yeah, it's really cool.
Wouldn't that be so wild to live on that planet, because to venture into the dark side. Talk about the odds.
It doesn't sound fun. I have seasonal affective disorder. I would hate it. there. You do not.
This is not where you're going. Yeah. This is not your vacation spot.
No, you'd love it, because you'd be on the side facing the sun. You could, that's true. This would never go down. This is the actual cure for your-.
Oh, I see.
Oh yeah. When you think about us crossing oceans and stuff, we were getting somewhere that environmentally was nearly identical to where we left. But this notion of exploring on a planet where it's frozen and black on one side, and how could you go in there? Yeah, it's very exciting.
And the Terminator, the day-night edge,
would be sharp and permanent.
Would be sharp, and it would just be permanent. And so people talk about like, maybe that's where life forms. Nobody knows, though. This is the cool thing. You can do a lot of theoretical work now about what's the climate on a planet like this?
Yeah.
It's really fun.
Wait, what, sorry. What's the actual definition of intelligent life?
Yeah, that's good. That's another change. that's happened. So when SETI first started in 1960, and you get the first generation of people really interested in it, they were all basically a bunch of white dudes who were reading a lot of science fiction. And so the definition of intelligence was a very narrow range.
Human intelligence.
Human intelligence, that it was all about gleaming spaceships. So what's cool is now that there's finally funding, there's finally people. systematically, and that's our job, is to systematically approach this, not as science fiction stories, but to try and lay out all the options. And so the idea that intelligence can only happen if you got a brain, a big neural system, that's one of the things we're like, eh, maybe there's other ways to think about this. Here's a really cool idea.
Liquid brains, right? So we have a solid brain. Bunch of neurons, and neurons all sort of sit there. They've developed connections. But people have realized now on Earth, there's all these systems that are distributed.
Like an ant colony is a liquid brain.
Self-organizing complex systems.
Dude, that's it. This Templeton grant, that's where we're all about, self-organizing, complex systems. So the idea that you need some kind of creature with big eyes and a big old centralized brain, it may be very different. Forests, forests could be, there's some white webs. Mushrooms with the fungal networks.
Yeah. We gotta broaden.
Even octopi, right? They're kind of shaking up our understanding of intelligence.
That's my understanding, right? There's kind of a brain in every tentacle?
Yeah, it's like spread out over their entire body. They have all these neurons, but they're not consolidated. one. But maybe relatively equal number of neurons. Right.
Wow, so that's crazy. A liquid intelligence.
Wow. So that's what I love about this field. The old view that we had that aliens were Mr. Spock or some dude with like an antenna on his forehead. We're past that.
Because we've learned so much about, even about life on Earth. We're being forced to sort of really redefine what we mean by intelligence or cognition.
But would a minimum requirement be that they're manufacturing things? I mean, if we're looking for CFCs.
For technology, right. Technology would just be things that you have to be complex enough to assemble, right? You have to be able to harvest energy and put it to work to assemble things which, at lower levels, would just not be possible.
Right, okay. This took a long time for me to get out there, but in the past, when I've had these debates about aliens, my position is they undoubtedly exist. mathematically. It's not possible that they don't. But I do not think they've ever been here.
And so I'm kind of delighted that this seems to be where you land. Right. And people don't like this version of it. They really want the aliens to have been here and perhaps created Cheops and the Mayan temples and whatever other thing. But there's so many questions of, I guess, how do you work through why you don't believe they've been here?
So this story about why starts with Eric Von Donegan's Chariots of the Gods and growing up in New Jersey. So we're back to Jersey, as we always should be.
Yes, with the boss.
Totally. So. somehow I'm 10 or 12 and I get a copy of Chariots of the Gods, which is the first ancient astronaut book. And I'm reading this, I'm like, holy crap, man. Aliens built the pyramids.
And I was particularly taken by Easter Island.
Uh-huh, sure.
With those giant, enigmatic stone heads. It was like, there's no trees there. How did they move the stone heads around? It had to be aliens. And my poor bio dad, who I'm talking to, and he's just rolling his eyes.
He's like, do I have to listen to this? But he's being very patient with me. So I was sure, right, that ancient aliens, because I'd read Von Donegan. Yeah. And then I'm sitting there, it's a couple years later, I'd moved on, but I was still into it.
And I watched this PPS series. I think the title of the thing was In Search of Ancient Astronauts. And what they did is they went to all these places, the pyramids, Easter Island, the Nazca planes, or the Nazca planes, and they talked to the scientists, the anthropologists who studied this. And nobody needed any aliens. And my favorite story was the stone heads, because the whole thing was there's no trees on Easter Island.
How did they move these stone heads? And it turns out they chopped down all the trees to move the stone heads. So, instead of ancient aliens, you get a story of human stupidity.
Yes, yes.
And that pissed me off. I felt like I had been duped. I got lied to. I got duped. I'm from Jersey, right?
You know, that's the worst thing. I'm sure it's the same thing for you.
Well, it's a very human bias. we have too. We had an expert just talking solely about that, that, not to be made a fool of, is one of our primary bias.
And in Jersey, it's dangerous, right? The whole thing about Jersey is everybody's gotta hustle. You better learn really quickly when you're getting taken, right? And so the fact that this guy had written this whole book and it was full of lies. He never even bothered to talk to the anthropologist who'd been living there for 40 years, studying every little nook and cranny.
And so that launched me into, because I was into UFOs as a kid too. And then that is what built up my skepticism, my kind of angry skepticism about the field. And so I'm older. I'm willing to consider other, especially now, with the work I do, I study a lot of freaky things. Still, when it comes to UFOs and UAPs and the ancient astronauts, there's just no evidence.
And what's taken as evidence? on these TV shows, I couldn't show up in front of my colleagues and present what they're saying, like, look, this is evidence. I'd get laughed out of the room.
Look, we have found the bones of velociraptors that are a hundred million years old. We have the proof of it. We have proof of nearly everything that's been here in the last a hundred million years. We can't find one weird piece of metal. There's nothing in the archeological record.
Interesting thing is actually, I did a paper with Gavin Schmidt, who's the head of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies, a bunch of years back, which got a lot of attention, where we said, look, if there was an ancient civilization here, like, say, a hundred million years ago, would you be able to tell? Turns out, no, because after about two million years, the earth is almost entirely resurfaced. No buildings, like, there's not gonna be anything left. And most stuff doesn't get fossilized. So, in fact, actually, if somebody had set up shop here a hundred million years ago and was here for 10,000 years, you probably wouldn't have any evidence of it.
Well, what about the machines and the metals that they have? Yeah, it would all corrode. It would all oxidize and rust into nothing.
Yeah, it would get oxidized and get ripped up.
Back to oxygen being bad. Yeah, right. Okay, you put the brake on that.
I put the brake on that. The reason we were asking the question, it was just because it was just a great scientific question. Like, how would you know? And it turns out, well, the only way to look would be through isotopic anomalies and such, and nobody's ever really looked at that kind of evidence. So the point is, while one cannot say scientifically that we've never been visited, right?
I'm actually working on some projects. It's worthwhile looking to see. So there's no scientific evidence that we have been visited. There's no real scientific evidence that we haven't been visited. One should just remain skeptical.
Yeah, but that sounds a little bit like we have no scientific evidence that an elephant hasn't flown across a canyon. That's true. Right. We don't, but we're pretty, we can.
What about the video that went around?
Oh, we're gonna get into a whole chapter of UAPs.
Yeah, UAPs. So I would just say that when it comes to the ancient alien stuff, because really they're talking about the last 20,000 years, archeological history, not paleontological.
We're attempting to explain some of the early advanced civilizations.
Right, and that, I think, is just, because I've been asked on that show a bunch of times, ancient aliens? I was like, no. And the producer was like, why not? I was like, because your show's bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why. I said, if you really want to do that show, would you just want to ask the, oh, I'm just asking the question, then it would be like five minutes of the guy saying aliens and 55 minutes of the experts who study that phenomena being nope, uh-uh, nope, nope, that's not what it is. Nope, you know. Instead, they do 55 minutes of this kind of whack-a-doodle stuff and then five minutes of the one archeologist being like, what?
Intuitively, I think. Well, I know the distances required to get here or for us to get anywhere else. So you're talking about most likely some carbon-based life form traveling at the speed of light for the duration of their whole life and then their children's whole life. So you're talking about dedicating four or five generations to going and observing something that would be so primitive,
devoid of any real learning value, it'd be a long trip to go to the zoo.
That's a great way to put it, yeah.
I just intuitively don't think anyone would commit those resources and all that to come. look at us primitive primates. So I guess, then it opens up, okay, so I guess, maybe they would send an AI rover. I could buy that. But no one's claiming to see AI rovers, they're claiming to see aliens.
Right, if we're talking about UFOs and UAPs in general, I am glad that the pilots feel like they can say what they've seen.
Well, let's bring everyone up to speak, because I don't know that everyone would know. Recently, the government decided to declassify all these different sightings.
Well, there was only actually, okay, so let's just talk about it, because I want people to understand UFOs and UAPs from a scientist's perspective. And just like there's been a transition in what I call the giggle factor in the scientific study of life, that giggle factor's going away now. And scientists are all in, certainly on studying for biosignatures. Technosignatures, we're still having to do our work. This NASA grant that I got, that was the first NASA grant to study intelligent life.
So the dam is breaking, right? And with UFOs and UAPs also, I think there's a transition going on.
Well, Congress heard about it for the first time.
So let's talk about how this happened. 2017, the New York Times publishes this story that has these three videos from the cameras of Navy jets seeing, which the government is now calling UAPs, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. And the fact that the New York Times covered it, the fact that New York Times is saying there's a Pentagon committee or Pentagon program to study these, that blew the doors off the wall. Everyone's like, oh my God, UFOs are real. The government's in on it.
And everybody expected like, this is it? now. Suddenly they're gonna show the spaceships they have in the garage. And of course, none of that happened. But that was the beginning.
And that was the beginning of the government admits there's some things that they're seeing, that they don't know what it is.
Can I ask why it was necessary to go from unidentified flying object to phenomena?
Branding.
Oh, cause it was so stinky with pseudoscience.
Yeah, exactly. UFOs, I cover the history of UFOs from the first big sighting in 1947 to Roswell. Oh my God, what a shit show, Roswell. You know, it's been full of either really bad data, like just blurry photographs. Six, 70 years of blurry photographs, even though camera technology has gotten so much better.
They're still the same shitty.
The same shitty blah, but it's like, come on, my... All right, well, before we go down that road. So it's either been blurry photographs, people reporting things, it's great. I'll never tell somebody they didn't see what they thought they see. But I can't do science with that.
So personal stories, blurry photographs, and then conspiracy theories, massive conspiracy theories and hoaxes. Yeah. So UFOs has been a very difficult scientific field. That's why scientists don't wanna touch it. And so I think what would happen with the government is they rebranded it UAPs, so it can be taken a little bit more seriously.
And I'm all in favor, people are interested in this. Let's have an open, transparent, scientific investigation of UAPs. I will say at this point, there is zero evidence of the kind that you need to build a cell phone with, right? You wanna get practical or have hip replacement surgery. that doesn't kill you.
That level of science to connect the UAPs to anything related to extraterrestrial or alien life. There's just not. They're just unexplained. It doesn't mean that you can't fit aliens into. I don't know what it is.
Well. Is it just a blur? I don't remember.
Have you seen them?
I don't remember if I saw them.
To me, I thought it was like one of the most wonderful examples of confirmation bias. Like if you already believed in it, this is obvious proof to you. And I even try to tap into that mindset to see how that could be so convincing. Because I heard first about the congressional committee that's gonna look at them and then the Pentagon coalition to study it. So then I'm thinking, well, this new crop of images is gonna be incredible.
And I saw it and I was like, this is the same shit. By the way, I'm in film and television. We get lens flares sometimes that look like half of that shit. There's so much unexplained photic material floating. I made that up.
Floating around. We don't know. That's happening. When you run a camera eight hours a day somewhere, you get all kinds of weird shit.
There are these three videos. They each have names like Go Fast, Clear, and I forgot what the other one is. And they just get digested again and again. The actual videos, you've got a blob. In one case, the blob seems to rotate very quickly.
In another case, you see the blob, what appears to be flying like right over the surface of the water. And people are saying these speeds are impossible. NASA convened a panel to look at UAPs. And there was a recent press conference where they had some people talking about it. And one of the things they found was that one of the videos, this is a Navy camera on a fighter plane.
Just by reading off the numbers, they figured out that the thing was moving at 40 miles per hour. Not super fast. Now some people have questioned that, so do more work.
They had misdiagnosed the distance.
Once you just applied a little bit of scientist, it seemed much less weird. And then the one that rotates suddenly, that suddenly like nothing can do that. There's a guy named Mick West who's just run experiments in his garage to show these cameras rotate. So that's not the ship rotating or the spacecraft, the tic-tac. It's just the camera rotating.
When you look at it a little bit, you see these aren't actually that hard to explain. In that NASA press conference, a guy from one of these government agencies said, look, we've looked at about 800 of these. I think that was the number. And 94% of them are explainable. Lens flares.
The sky is not full of things we can't explain. And the 6% that we can't explain, some of them, we don't even have enough data to begin. And a few of them, as I talk about in the book, there are truly freaky, deaky cases. And those freaky deaky cases are worth study. But freaky, deaky, again, it's just stories.
They say they have radar, but I don't have any of the radar data. I don't know what the instrument did. They're like ghost stories. They lay these hairs on the back of your neck. But that's not enough to say aliens.
Right. Let's also take half a second. If you're a believer, I also think it's the most beautiful part of human beings. I know. It truly is.
And I want to say, I don't look at anyone that feels confirmed when they saw those images as an idiot. Actually, I'm a little envious. in some way. They want there to be something more and special on this planet. And I love that about them.
So I just want to be clear about that. But yeah, they're very unimpressive in my opinion.
That's what it is.
I thought it was so dumb. People I kind of trust were getting very excited about this and were finally going to know. And I was like, oh, this must be really good stuff.
It's a blur. It's another blog.
I can't have the right video.
Yeah, they're all just blogs.
I've seen more impressive fucking Bigfoot videos.
When the Chinese spy balloon was up, there's a photograph of one of the pilots who's turning, whatever his jet is. I'm not sure if it is, but it looks like he's literally taking a selfie. And he's got a picture with his cell phone, I think, of the Chinese spy balloon. And you can see the rivets on the solar panels, on the payload beneath the balloon. And it's like, come on.
If the sky was full of alien spacecraft, why don't we have a hundred thousand of these? So it just doesn't. But if I could, I want to speak to your point. Cause it's true. I wrote the book because even if you're really into UFOs and you think that UFOs are aliens, you still have to engage with the science.
Yeah, what I would argue is like, you're right to believe that and stay excited, but just look elsewhere, which is the work you're doing. You should be excited.
You should be excited. We're on the verge. We're the last generation that doesn't know the answer to the question, are we alone? Which also means we may be the first generation to have an answer. And that is happening now.
The next big telescope that we're building after the James Webb, which will probably take 20 years to build, it's called the Habitable Worlds Observatory. This 12 billion or whatever it's going to cost, billion dollar telescope, is designed to find life on alien planets. So, like, you know, everybody needs to suit up. This is happening now.
Now, are you able to observe, and I guess this was more what SETI was looking for, or maybe not, but we're emitting all kinds of our own light. that's signature of technology. Is it that it's so low energy, it's hard to detect that far away? Or is that possible?
We started producing techno signatures, either cause we were emitting radio waves, or the night side of the planet started to get lit up, or we started dumping chemicals into the atmosphere. only a hundred years ago. So you'd have to be less than a hundred light years away to have gotten any of those signals.
Oh, right. Well, hold on. Let's think on that. That's worth thinking.
It is, it's pretty cool.
So anyone that's 105 light years away looking at earth right now.
Let's make it easy to say 500 light years away. You'd be looking at earth as it was 500 years ago. And you're not going to see Rome.
You would only be able to see the light, the radiation and all that.
The earth has had bio signatures for billions of years.
Yeah, I kind of went out of order. I'm saying you would need that for proof and it didn't exist. then. I think that's one of the funnest parts of astronomy is the time travel element.
Yeah, the delay.
The sun, right? It's like eight and a half minutes.
Even you and me, I'm not seeing you as you are. I'm seeing you as we're like a nanosecond ago. Like we're all kind of trapped in our own little. And so if I'm looking at that tree, that's like five nanoseconds ago, but I'm also seeing you, which is one nanosecond ago, right? So to me, it's the present, but none of it's the present.
I'm seeing. there's just like these concentric shells of past. Oh. I love that.
That's so crazy. But that's why. Physics is fun. I think. when people hear that we're looking back at the beginning of the universe, that's so confusing, especially if they have some sense that the universe is five or six billion years old, or whatever, they're like, well, how is that the case?
And it's because we are that far away. Right. We are billions of light years away.
And when you look out in space, because the speed of light is finite, you know, it doesn't instantly arrive. When you look out into space, you're also looking back in time. It's not just for galaxies. It's for you and me in the room. Whenever I'm looking around in the room, I'm always seeing things that are a little bit back in time.
I'm never in the present. Like the present is kind of a weird fiction, which is one of the reasons I love Zen, contemplative practice. because this idea of be here now, what is here? What does it mean to be here? It's this sort of overlapping signals.
The present is sort of emergent. It's something that we build. It's not by itself. Whoa.
I really like the thought of seeing things from two different or three different or five different times. Past. Yeah, past.
The overlapping past.
This is relativity, right?
Yeah, it's relativity. Things that you think are simultaneous. that happened at the same time. That's relative. If you're moving at some speed relative to me, what I thought happened at the same time, you'll see, no, that happened first, and then the other thing happened.
Universe is freaky.
There is an order. There is. Depending on where you're standing.
Where you're standing, it's relative. The order is relative.
Oh, love it. Wow. What's the Fermi paradox? I probably should ask you that about an hour ago.
In the book, I talk about this amazing decade of the fifties because people have been arguing about are we alone for 2,500 years? It's the oldest question collectively. Maybe what happens after you die? Is there a God? But these questions have been around forever.
So, unlike those other two, this one we might be able to answer scientifically. So for 2,500 years, we were arguing about it over, like just your opinions, man. And then, in 1950, we take the first steps to doing something about it scientifically, like even formulating questions we could answer. So Enrico Fermi, super genius. He was in Oppenheimer.
He and his buddies are walking to lunch and they start arguing about interstellar travel and civilizations. And then the conversation goes somewhere else. And then, over lunch, he goes out of nowhere, where are they? But where is everybody? And what he'd already figured out?
that even if one civilization became interstellar and could travel even at like a 10th of the speed of light, that they could hop from one star system to the other, colonize, build new ships. And that basically, in about 600,000 years, which is short compared to the age of the galaxy, they could reach everywhere in the galaxy. So that became what's called the Fermi paradox, which is why aren't they here now? If there's intelligent civilizations that can space travel, why didn't they land on the White House lawn and be like, hey, what's up? But the Fermi paradox, lots of people have tried to come up with explanations.
If you're a UFO guy, you're like, well, duh, they are here. But if you're not into UFOs, there are lots of ways around the Fermi paradox. We did some research. We actually made computer simulations of spaceships crossing the galaxy. And one of the things we found is, if they're not infinite in terms of how long they live, civilizations die.
If you allow them to die, you can actually get pockets of the galaxy where there's nobody for 20 million years or so. So that could explain why we don't see anybody here now. It's just right now we're in an empty part of space. But the important thing about the Fermi paradox is it's the first kind of scientific question. How do we answer this?
I can work out some math. I can think about this. So that's why, even if you're into UFOs, you gotta know about the Fermi paradox. You gotta understand what people have said, why they said it, what the answers are, because everything we're doing now is built off of these ideas that first were formulated in the 50s and early 60s. We're building everything we do now off of these really good ideas.
Stay tuned for more Armchair Experts, if you dare.
The Drake equation is another thing.
Yeah, tell me the Drake equation.
Yeah, so the Drake equation, Frank Drake does this experiment in 1960, and then he thinks everybody's making fun of him. Instead, he gets a call from the government. We want you to lead a panel on interstellar communications. He organizes this small meeting. The young Carl Sagan goes.
The dolphin guy, Lily, the guy who thought he could talk to dolphins, and he's giving dolphins acid.
Yes, we've talked about this. Some of those scientists had sex with the dolphins.
I'm not sure if he had sex with the dolphins.
Okay, yeah, let's not say he did, but let's just say.
They lived, they brought the dolphin into the apartment or whatever.
They put dolphins in a fucking apartment. There is a documentary, and one of the female scientists is like, you just had to jerk the dolphin off the second you got in the water, or you couldn't study them. That's all they could think about.
He stumbled upon a topic that we have gotten into a lot.
We've had more conversations about humans having sex with dolphins than any other topic. Anyways, if you're giving dolphins acid, everything's happening.
Yeah, so anyway, Lily was one of them. So the interesting thing that happens is, Frank Drake, the meeting's coming up, and he's like, well, what are we gonna talk about? He needs an agenda for the meeting. What he does is, he says, okay, our question is, how many civilizations are out there? How do we talk about that?
So he breaks the question up into a formula that has a bunch of different subproblems that they're all gonna multiply together. And in the end, if you knew all the answers to these subproblems, you would get how many intelligent civilizations are there. And the subproblems are, how many stars are there? Then what's the fraction of those stars that have planets? What's the fraction of those planets that are in the right place for life to form?
What's the fraction of those planets where life does form? Yada, yada, yada, there's actually seven terms. And so each one of those terms becomes a subproblem that they talked about at the meeting, but then that formula, the Drake's equation, guides the whole field. until now. When Drake did that, they already knew how many stars there were, but they had no idea whether there were any other planets.
So that term was completely unknown. We had no idea whether any planets were in the right place for water, and hence life. Now, because of the Drake equation. in some sense, those two questions are answered, nailed.
Uh-huh, two of the seven.
We're looking now for the next one, which is the biosignatures, is the fraction of planets where life could form, where it does form. So we're on the verge of answering that one. And, of course, if we find technosignatures, game over, because we just answered the whole thing. Skipped all the other ones. We skipped all the other ones.
Wow. So the Drake equation is one of these things that was seminal. We still use it today. I teach it in my class. I've written scientific papers where we've kind of reformulated it to do different things.
So, for example, that guy, Woody Sullivan, who was my teacher, he and I a few years ago wrote a paper where we just tried to use all this new data about the exoplanets. That's gotta be worth something. How can we use that to ask the question about whether or not technolod civilizations exist? So we rearranged the equation, and what we could answer was how many habitable zone planets there were in the universe, places where nature has run the experiment. And it turns out there are 10 billion trillion habitable zone planets in the universe.
I hate when you physicists come in here and say billion trillion. I can't handle that.
Can I hit you with one other one that we were trying to wrap our head around watching this Life on Planet Earth nature show? They're showing the rise of insects and the proliferation of insects. And they said, for every human on earth, there's a billion insects. Ew. So eight billion times a billion.
In your apartment.
In your closet.
Isn't that insane?
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