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On today's part of my take, we have a twofer for the people we have. Texas quarterback, many-year pro in the N.FL, Colt McCoy, talking about Texas being back. And then we also have in studio Sean Stilato, agent of Tommy Devito, Just a good guy.

Getting inducted into the Italian-American Sports Hall of Fame later on that day.

Yes, good fucking guy. We're going to talk Monday night football, there should be some stuff that we have to talk about there. Maybe some Rashard Mendehall who got the whole world in a tizzy for 24 hours, which I appreciated. Hot seat, cool throne, and we'll wrap up with guys on chicks.

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Okay, let's go.

Boy.

Boy, there is violence.

And there's lots of work to be done.

No place to hang out or wash in.

And then again, game all under sun.

Oh, no.

We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.

And then we'll take it higher.

Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.

It's part of my take, even about martial sports.

Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, December 20th, and Drew Locke is back.

He's him.

Drew Locke Hey PFT, hold on.

The Moxie King.

Before we start, we should probably put our backpack on.

Strap up.

Strap up.

Put our backpack on. What's the difference between the backpack and then the strap?

That's a seatbelt.

Seatbelt got it.

Seatbelt and this is to secure the bag.

I don't know about you, but I was cool when I was a kid. So I used to rock just one arm in the backpack, so I'd strap up like that.

I also used to take the seatbelt and put it behind me.

That's pretty sick, yeah, real badass, yeah, we don't give a fuck, yeah.

Monday night football, it was a great game, fellas, a great game.

It really was. It was a fun game. And you know, like, going into the game, there was a lot of talk about who was gonna play a quarterback for the Seahawks. Would it be Geno Smith, would it be Drew Locke?

It was cool, it was cool, it's cool to root for a story like that. Drew Locke The Seahawks season is saved where now they are still like neck and neck, where they're tied at 7-7 with the Vikings and the Rams and the Saints. Yeah, Drew Locke, having that moment, having everyone, like, you know, talking about him.

He killed Tom Herman.

He killed Tom Herman. We even had Joe Buck. Joe Buck was in his bag on Monday night, he had a couple times, he said. Analytics says to go for it, but that doesn't factor in Drew Locke.

I saw that, yeah, that was very funny. I don't know if he actually meant to say that he was dead or not.

No, he was just kind of....

Yeah, big Dom was up in the booth, yeah, enjoying some snacks up there.

But yeah, Drew Locke it was a great moment for Drew Locke, great moment for the Seahawks. It was weird how we. I don't remember a time when we had a game where we were like five minutes before kickoff and everyone was like, I don't know who's going to start tonight.

Really, for either team. Yeah, I think it was a couple hours before that. They said Jalen Hurts was actually going to make the start, but yeah, it was totally up in the air. This is the seventh straight Monday night football with an upset.

That is crazy.

This is good for football. There was a moment there at the end of the game when I believe it was the Eagles driving. And Pete Carroll used a timeout and no, no, the Seahawks were driving. Pete Carroll used a timeout for no real reason. And then Nick Sirianni got a chance to look at the replay because they called the timeout.

Yeah, I made a mistake.

No, you fucked up, you fucked up Pete. And yeah, the Drew Locke drive. At the end of the game, I think everybody had the same thought, which was too much time on the clock for Drew Locke.

Too much time for Drew Locke?

And he just started feeding the ball to DK, and DK went bully mode on everybody.

DK That one catch was, I mean, it was insane how he ended up catching that ball. Yeah, and DK was like he had basically nothing for the first three quarters. Showed up when it mattered. Jackson Smith and the Jigba is awesome.

It's fun, yeah. And Pete Carroll wearing the backwards hat at the podium after the game. Yeah, people forget how old Pete Carroll is.

He's so old.

He looks better than most of the 40-year-olds that I know.

He's the oldest by age and the youngest by spirit.

Yeah, he is.

He really is like a lost boy.

He's forever 21.

Oh, we haven't done this yet.

I've come full circle on the tush push now. I kind of want the tush push banned, just so that we can stop debating whether or not the tush push is going to be banned. Yeah, I'm sick of it.

And also Jason....

I'm not sick of the play to be clear, the play should stay. I'm just sick of people debating whether the play should be gone.

Jason Kelsey got flagged for moving the ball forward before the tush push, which he's been doing forever. They decided, I do think it is funny. The refs like they got so much blowback from the chiefs in the Canarias-tony thing, where they've just been calling everyone offsides for a week and a.

Half, yeah.

They're like, No, see, we call it all the time.

We're going to take you out back and make you smoke the whole pack of offsides, see how much you want to spend. I have a question though, Okay, Max, do you regret making this game a must win? because you lost a must win?

Yes, they lost a must win.

So the season's over.

The Eagles will not be winning the Super Bowl this year. Oh, no.

Oh, season over.

Oh no, put out the press clippings. And now Max also said that he's not going to get angry today, correct? and he's not going to talk.

I'll talk when you need me to talk.

Okay, great, so that's already out the window. Max is also. we were debating putting Max on the couch. I think Max is better when he's behind the glass like a gorilla. Harambe rip at the.

Yeah, so you ever seen a dog behind a fence? When you walk by in the yard and they just start barking at you and then you open up the fence gate and they just snuggle. Yeah, just rub up against you, that's Max.

I have some questions for Max.

Yes.

He's a testy hank. Do you have any questions for Max?

Yeah, I have a few, okay?

Hank, Why don't you take the question?

This isn't a q&a, Why don't you start? Well? We have some questions. Don't get mad.

I'm not mad.

But if you do get mad, that's okay, because you're behind the glass.

I'm not mad.

Do you think? If Marcus Mariota starts that game, the Eagles score a touchdown.

What the fuck kind of question is that, hank?

Not mad.

They did score a touchdown. He throws a touchdown.

They actually did score a touchdown.

Yeah, they did score a touchdown.

And Jalen?

They scored two touchdowns.

Next question?

Oh, your next question?

I mean, that was so dumb. Next question.

Okay, it wasn't the best start.

He did score two touchdowns.

Okay, it wasn't the best start, all right. Let me hank. We'll just go around the horn with questions.

He passed a touchdown.

He ran for two.

Ran for two.

He didn't pass any touchdowns.

It was a whiff on the first question. All right, that's fine, we'll come back around to you, It's okay.

Offense big problem?

Big problem when are you going to ask? The question is Jalen hurts the guy?

Yes.

Okay, so you don't have to ask questions.

Why do you think he's the guy?

I think he's proven enough to this point in his career that he's still the guy. He had a very bad game last night, he hasn't looked right all year.

Is he himself this year?

I don't think so.

He may not be himself.

Would you still suck his dick right now?

There was a moment where I would, but not currently.

He's not playing well enough, or because he's sick.

He is sick, yeah.

That's why.

Health and safety always comes number one. He's not playing good football right now, he's turning the ball over too much. He was probably too sick to play last night, although I don't understand how sickness could account for why the fuck you would throw that ball?

Quez Watkins.

Or at the end of the game.

Yeah.

Kenneth Gainwell was wide open right in front of you to get 15 yards and give Jake Elliott a shot to put it to overtime. And then you just throw a deep ball into double coverage. That has no chance of ever getting caught, and if it does get caught, you're still in the same position as if you were to just do a check down and go 20 yards.

Yeah, Max, I was watching Jalen Hurts last night. I was thinking to myself, you could chalk this up to an illness game like the flu game.

Yeah, but I won't.

But then he just wasn't good at throwing the ball, he was still really good at rushing the ball. The offense looks just clunky. He had 82 yards rushing last night.

I don't think the offensive play calling is good.

I don't know if you can chalk that one up to him being sick.

I didn't.

Yeah, Shane Steichen actually should get coach of the year by virtue of how bad the Eagles offense, correct?

That's a good point.

Max, another question, you tweeted. James Bradbury must have had the worst final drive in the history of football there. Can you think of any other drives that James Bradbury maybe made a big mistake?

This was worse then the Super Bowl. He was targeted on every reception in that drive.

He was worse then the Super Bowl.

That wasn't, I don't think you should have called that play.

Then the Super Bowl.

I get the Super Bowl.

I don't think you get the Super Bowl.

I get the Super Bowl.

James Bradbury last night was a must-win, and Max never said the Super Bowl was a must-win.

Yeah, would you make the Super Bowl?

Super Bowl was a must-win, lost a must-win there, too.

I think you're actually 0 for 5 on must-wins, yeah.

No, I'm 0 for 5 on you.

If you had made this, you can't lose, no, get mad, no.

Yeah, okay, Hank, you got a question.

Hank is banned from questions.

Was his foot down at the end?

I don't care about another thing, don't care about even if his foot wasn't down. You still have six seconds left and you still need to get 20 yards and kick a field goal. The chances of, even if that wasn't an interception, the chances of them winning that game were so astronomically low. Because he made the decision to make that throw in the first place. So I don't give a fuck about that interception, and I hate that people were talking about it like it was a big deal. Because it didn't matter they were losing that game, whether that was called an interception or not.

And you're not mad.

And I'm not mad, but I'm just speaking emotionally.

So are you worried about the future?

Yeah.

I mean, I would be.

Everyone's getting old.

Yeah, oh, Wendell c. should we do Wendell talk?

Jalen Carter Though Jalen Carter was so good.

Wendell Talk.

Was that the Wendell last year?

No, the Wendell continued into this year, but the coaching has been fucking horrible, I mean, –.

So you're ruining Wendell.

Yeah, this was a Wendell-ruining year.

What's an ideal record for the rest of the season?

Another stupid question.

They're not going to lose another game. Yeah, here's the thing about the Eagles. Oh, oh, yeah.

Well, I have a stat for you, Max, since Big Dom has. So before Big Dom got kicked off the sideline, the Eagles were 10-1. Since Big Dom has been kicked off the sideline, they're 0-3, being outscored 74-43. How does that affect the play calling?

Well, I mean, big Dom, obviously big factor to that sideline. Did you see A..J. Brown last night?

Yeah.

He got in the face of a Seahawks pipsqueak.

After he was bumped by a member of the staff on the sideline.

Yeah.

But the game should probably be thrown out.

But again, –.

No anti-Italian discrimination once again.

I agree with that.

How do you know that guy wasn't Italian?

That guy wasn't Italian.

There are no Italians in Seattle. FACT Okay, so Max, looking at the rest of your season, you're probably going to go 0-3. I hope you go 0-3, because if you don't, then yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

Is the division now a must win for you guys?

Oh, it doesn't matter, this team sucks, they're not going to do anything. Do you really think that that football team can go into Seattle and win a game in the playoffs?

No, I mean, you might go, they don't have to.

Or not Seattle, San Francisco.

Okay, North Dallas, No.

There's no chance.

No.

Like, who cares? That was the thing about last night. It really doesn't change anything of the actual season. They were going to get the two-seat anyway. The Niners are going to beat the Ravens this weekend.

It doesn't make a big change because then you guys would win your division.

Could that team beat the 49ers team with no quarterback?

I don't know right now, I don't think. Good question Hank, No.

No quarterback.

No quarterback.

It's happened before.

Yeah.

Are they good enough to do that again?

I don't know, this team sucks, this team can't beat anyone.

Do we need to go back and think, were the Eagles ever actually really good, or did they just beat a San Francisco team with no quarterback? Wow?

Literally no quarterback.

They might never have been good.

They were a faulty holding play away from a Super Bowl last year, now it's faulty.

Oh, it's faulty, yeah. The craziest part about this Eagles team is. The defense has been bad and it completely covered up for the fact that the offense has not looked right in a long time, long time.

Yeah, Matt Patricia looked good. The defensive game plan was better last night than it has been in a while.

I really want you to have a pencil in your ear going forward, especially with the way the defense is playing. They played well last night.

James Bradbury is such a joke, just an absolute.

I'm going to give you one last chance to take back your tweet.

No.

Okay.

I mean, he got targeted five times, five receptions, 92 yards, one drive.

That's pretty bad.

Not great. What about your running game? Because I felt like Swift looked pretty good last night for the most part.

The running game looked better.

Lane Johnson with an ultimate bounce back moment.

Yeah, that was crazy. I thought that he was dead, your life flashed before your eyes. I thought he was dead and he comes back one play later.

That was a window closing right there. When he starts screaming on the ground and you're like, Oh shit, his leg's broken, his ankle's broken. That would have been like, Dead dead, you would have been dead, dead dead.

Barely.

Life support like Jesus.

Life support alive.

Okay, Max, Well, yeah, I'm sad because it feels like you'll still get up for the playoffs, though.

Yeah, they're going to win, they're going to beat fucking Tommy DeVito by like 30 next week, and I'm going to be all the way back. And then they're going to play whoever in the second round of the playoffs, the Giants and Cardinals, back to back.

Yeah, Giants, it's a Cardinals sandwich. it's Giants, Cardinals, giants.

Is the season over if you lose any of those games?

The season's already over, he said.

It's a must win that he lost.

He lost a must win season's over, season's over. Their offense looks like shit, Jalen hurts.

You're 10-4 max.

Yes.

Like, if the Patriots were 10-4 and going through this, I would be fighting back. And you're just giving in.

Yeah, he'd be talking a lot after a three-game losing streak, he'd be talking.

I would say the QB was sick. He's going to get healthy. We made it to the Super Bowl last year, we know what we need to do to make it.

You would have said that going into last.

Survive in advance.

No, this is the difference between u.s. Patriots fans and Eagles fans. We've got Championship, DNA, Championship, pedigree. We know that the haters are coming at us right now. But these games don't even max. The only games that should matter to you as a winning franchise should start in January.

Get right before the playoffs. This is the time to get right. It's a good wake-up call.

It's a great wake-up call. You're going to get three, No?

We've had three wake-up calls in a row.

You're going to have, yeah, you've had a lot of wake-up calls, it's like you're hung over in a hotel.

But one of them doesn't count because your QB was sick.

Are you worried that you're 1-4 ever since Nick Sirianni, or 1-3 ever since? Nick Sirianni came off the field in Kansas City and said, How do you like that shit?

Yeah, Nick Sirianni's slowly turning into a massive –.

Oh, what?

He's a whatever.

A massive whatever.

I also we call the WFT when –.

If the losses start happening, Nick Sirianni looks different.

What? No. There's a lot of discourse in my Eagles group chats talking about what the fuck Nick Sirianni actually does on the side.

Oh, no.

I'm not saying that, but other people are.

Is he a system head coach? I just don't know what he does, propped up by the coordinators.

It's like it's either Shaundesai's fault or Brian Johnson's fault. Why the offense looks bad, or why the defense looks bad. What does a head coach do?

Max, I have a fix for you, so the offense looks really bad. you have a former offensive coordinator that can fix it right away.

I know he was already. Asked, will there be any changes to the offensive play calling? he said No.

Wait, who are you talking about?

Nick Sirianni said that.

No, yeah, but who are you talking about? Who could fix it?

Frank Reich.

Oh, no, I was talking about Matt Patricia.

No.

It'd be very funny if they had Matt Patricia being offensive and defensive coordinator at the same time. And then Nick Sirianni, just a guy that plays rocky videos.

Wait, so you don't want Matt Patricia to help with the offense? No, look what he did to the defense.

Defense looks better, you guys were being mean about the defense.

So is Josh Dobbs and he has 17 turnovers. you know who else has 17 turnovers? Jalen hurts, Oh, tied with Josh Dobbs.

He's out of my top five.

Oh, is he? yeah, no longer elite.

No longer Elite. Top five is as follows Mahomes, Allen, Purdy, Lamar, Burrow. Well, no, he's hurt, he's hurt.

I still take burrow.

Baker tweet it.

Why did you use a six? I don't like the way you counted.

I did count like this.

You counted to four and then you used. That was weird, that was weird.

That was really weird. If we're going just based off this week in the NFL, you have to put Baker in your top five.

Yeah.

You might put Drew Locke in your top five.

No burrow's in there, but he's hurt right now.

Think about this, Drew Locke just beat a guy that's in your top five. how is he not in your top five?

Well, no longer in my top five.

Because he got beaten, yeah.

We're going to make a graphic of your top five.

Jalen Hurts is no longer in my top five.

Can I be honest I would suck a dick for Jalen Hurts?

I don't know if I'd do that anymore, I would maybe hand job, but suck a dick.

Dick suck it, spit, no swallow.

I don't think so, man. There's something off and he's got all the weapons. The offensive line is great. It might be play calling.

Well, he has 17 turnovers, turnovers. yeah, I don't know how that breaks down with interceptions, but yeah, 17 turnovers. That ties him with Josh Dobbs, Josh Allen and Sam Howell.

What if the Super Bowl was Jalen Hurts Peak?

It might have been, that's what I'm saying.

You have no idea.

Sometimes you don't even know that the window is closing until after it's shut. It's a real shame. I'm not going to say what I was going to say.

It's like the bears last week, the window was open for like four days, and now it's shut.

It goes by that fast.

Four days and three quarters.

It goes by that fast.

You're probably going to lose Kelsey in this offseason, right? He's probably going to retire.

You could lose Lane in the offseason.

Lane could retire.

Fletcher, Cox, Brandon, Graham.

Fletcher Cox could retire, Brandon Graham, Jesus.

I mean, Lane could retire, he was talking about retiring before last year or at the end of last year.

You should offer him a job.

Big Dom might retire.

Big Dom might retire. No big Dom, No, no, no big Dom. He's dying in the streets or in jail.

I mean, after experience.

Don't say jail.

Well, there's only two ways to go out in this life.

Not him. He's back for the playoffs, by the way, it's only regular season suspension.

Oh, that's huge.

He might be back on.

Yeah.

That's going to be great for momentum, yeah.

Huge, huge, all right.

Going to Tampa Bay, you don't think that you could beat the Bucs on the road.

Shut up, what?

I'm trying to pump you up, Max. I do think that, okay.

All right, is that a successful season?

I don't know, I'm just trying to give you a little.

Beating the Bucs in the first round of the playoffs.

Take it one play at a time, Max, you're talking about playoff football.

You're talking like the season's over, you're 10 and 4 looking at the playoffs.

Oh, they did lose the must win.

They're only one of three teams in the N.F.L. to clinch a playoff spot. You know how many teams would die to be in the playoffs right now?

It's a loser talk.

Yeah, he's a loser.

I am a loser, everyone keeps saying loser talk.

I also would like to see a clip of it. Can you say it again with the camera on you?

No.

Come on.

No.

Please.

I just said it, I just said it, I'm not with the camera on you, you just like to poke me.

I'm not, I'm just asking you to say it again.

I do feel like I'm in a zoo, I'm a zoo animal.

All right, let's talk something else.

Jake, can you clean up after Max after this is over?

Rashard Mendenhall had everyone talking on Twitter X because he basically said that white guys can't have an opinion on football anymore.

I've got the direct quote.

Give us the direct quote.

I'm sick of average white guys commenting on football. Sounds like he's been listening to part of my take. Yup, y'all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an all black versus all white ball? So these cats can stop trying to teach me who's good at football?

There were, when he tweeted this, there were some people who had the all white roster way too quickly.

Yeah.

Like, Wait, you've been thinking about this?

You've been thinking about it, listen.

He's like, here's our offensive line and we got all the tight ends like, whoa shit, I had to think about it for a second.

Offensive line would be stacked tight ends, we'd have almost all the Eagles offensive line.

I actually have a theory that Rashard Mendenhall might be, uh, he might actually be doing this in favor of Christian McCaffrey getting the MVP. Because when he put this out there, I think we all had the same reaction, we went through it. You know, the rolodex in your head, and like, Christian McCaffrey is the guy you're like, Yeah, we got him.

Difference maker?

He's literally the best player in the NFL right now.

Christian McCaffrey is so good at football that he could make an all White team beat an all Black team. Yeah.

He's he, he. His MVP case takes. It gets a huge bump. Because, like, a bunch of white dudes are walking around on the internet being like, you forgot about Christian McCaffrey.

I had a different thought initially, my my first thought was Patrick Mahomes, all time quarterback, Yeah.

Both sides.

Or if you, if there's a draft which could get very problematic, very fast. Oh, the whole thing would be I like Mahomes goes one one. Just not so much that you can have him, but also so the other side can't have him. The running back position. I, I, I like our chances with McCaffrey, yeah.

We're stacked for the Black team, we'd have Kittle Kelsey Hawkinson, we get Porta.

We get taste some hill in it, fullback, taste some hills and then tebow.

This would be the Bosses and Riley Cooper.

Riley Cooper put it get, bring them back. For one last round, we'd have to recruit Julian Edelman to come back to play one game at cornerback for us. Yeah, otherwise we're fucked.

No, we need Cooper to Jean, Cooper to Jean.

And there was Riley Moss, who was also cornerback at Iowa, who's on the Broncos.

Now we're basically playing Iowa football, we're just going to punt the ball.

The only often corner, only fair way to do this.

Kicking is a huge advantage.

Not, not as much as you think, cause I crunched the numbers. We got Justin Tucker and then Justin Reed would be the kicker for the All Black team. He was the guy that made that field goal for the Texans. And spot duty, well, No.

What about the PA? Oh yeah, field goals, we have the puncher for the Steelers.

Yeah, Harvin for the Steelers, would punt, but Reed also. Is it Justin or Jason Reed? One of the two anyways? He, I think. He kicked a 60 yard field goal in practice for the Chiefs last year.

Well, no, we're pretty.

No, pretty thin at wide receiver.

The real issue is is our entire secondary? It's a it's a very fun hypothetical, and I do think people, like the majority of the internet, had fun with it. There was a few people who were like, This is offensive, shut the fuck up.

That's that's what I mean when it comes to the wide receiver being the difference maker. Because they're going to have Tyreek Hill, and there's nobody that can guard Tyreek Hill in the NFL right now. And now we're going to have to ask a A college, a college punt returner to put the clamps on Tyreek Hill.

You have to hit him at the line.

The other solution is they have to start kedarious Tony. And then maybe we get a couple points off an interception, off a drop pass.

You get pressure on the quarterback or just sack every play.

Yeah.

I just don't think, uh, yeah, our secondary would, we would over over two seconds, our secondary can't hold up.

Can't do it.

I think you just got to play a deep, deep zone and just keep everything ahead of you. And make them go down the field. Hoping they don't get sacked at least once with, like, we're going to have to get a lot of strip sacks.

Play, yeah, play, prevent the defense, and then on our defensive line, we've got. We got a lot of good pass rushers, we got T.J. Watt, both bosses.

What is what do we do about Vita Bay?

Uh, he, I think there's a Samoan team, okay?

The Samoan team would probably win.

Every day would win everything. Yeah, for sure.

Um, it was fun, though, fun hypothetical, and we also had a Antonio Brown. It was a day of steelers just tweeting random things online.

Yeah.

Uh, Antonio Brown said that hotel sex hit different. Uh, not everywhere, not on the TV.

Everywhere, everywhere, as one does.

Like, you gotta, I wouldn't put a basket. If he was just like, Hold on, babe, I'm about to not get me the TV, he'd take it off the wall for me.

He probably watches porn and he thinks that he's actually like nutting on the person.

His laptop pov porn.

Yeah, his laptop's just covered in a thin film. Yeah, uh, at least it's not nutting on the remote control, yes.

TV's still weird.

TV's still strange, still a little weird, but also would you expect anything less? No, he probably nuts on the TV when he's on TV.

Will Compton?

Or will Compton's initiating this debate?

Will's video was very funny.

Yeah, um, I, I. I'm happy to have this debate in like, a fun way and not in a like serious way. But there's some people getting very, very serious and prideful, yeah, about who'd win.

No people. And it's very funny too, people mansplaining, like two other football players, like, how could you even entertain this debate?

Yeah.

Like, someone was, like, said to JJ Watt, Uh, you're just ignoring the blatant racism for this, God forbid. A white guy stands up for himself, and J.J. Watt was just like, Dude, you don't need to be offended, he said. White guys can't play football, and I looked at myself in the mirror.

I also think, can you imagine if they did college game day before the game and then Lee Corso put on a mascot head? Oh, that'd be a problem. That would be very funny. Yeah, I would, I would like that.

Chuck is, uh, our our guy, Chuck, who works here. I misread, so Chuck is actually getting married in a couple of weeks. And I was scrolling through Twitter this morning and I saw Chuck's tweet saying, Anybody on here? Good with creating custom rosters for Madden needs some help getting around salary cap issue. DMS open. So I pulled Chuck in my office and I was like, literally was like, dude like, respect, like you're about to get married and all you care about is your fucking madden franchise.

Yeah, we should, we should send the game.

He's on it.

I think, what's the spread?

I think I have. Do we call it all Blacks?

That's what he said. That's also the New Zealand rugby team, yeah.

Right, so we're confusing.

I'm going to take the African American team and they're going to lay, uh, I'm going to say five, uh, no, I'm going to say 14 and a half.

I would say 12 and a half, and if it gets to 14, I'm hammering the all Whites.

Yeah, no, I think the control, the ball, control, the possession. A weakness, a glaring weakness is a glaring weakness.

Yeah, no, it is.

It's also, I don't know how, like that. It's like, it's all, you know. It's funny to debate and hypothetical.

Maybe there's ways to scheme it. But like it was, also like it might've also been Jason Sehorne just hitting Rashad Mendehall up and being like, here, like, just do this hypothetical real quick. So everyone can remind everyone that I was the last white cornerback 20 years ago.

Yeah, who's the coach? I feel like Belichick would be the natural fit, right? Yeah, that's basically the his wide receiver room anyway.

I mean, Tomlin would, would, definitely Tomlin Mike McDaniel.

Yeah, people forget Dan Campbell.

Is it a high scoring game?

It's a high scoring game.

I kind of want Dan Campbell if it's one game to unite all the players.

Yeah.

Who are they going to listen to? I guess maybe Belichick, but yeah.

Dan Campbell would be a good leader. I think. Just scream at because you have to. You have to sit down before the game and be like, nobody believes in you, right? No one.

I'd say the total would be like 52.

Yeah, so you can't, you can't say a couple of things. If you're talking about betting on this game. You can't say I'm going to hammer the All Black team, and you can't say White team wins in a shootout, you can't do that.

I think you could say that White team wins in a shootout.

Yeah, maybe just delete that one.

No, I mean, that's, listen, it's all in context, we're talking about football.

We're talking about football, yeah.

We're talking about football right now, it's fun. Hypothetical Mendenhall Out of nowhere?

Mendenhall's got some all time tweets, too. Yeah, he does remember when Bin Laden died and tweeted out like, It's funny to see a lot of you guys celebrating a man's death. There's two sides to every story.

Yeah, let's wait for all the facts to come out on this guy bin Laden.

Even, even will, I mean, Will played in the league. So it's like, people that get mad at. This is what we talk about. And Mendenhall just tweeting a picture of him with the Super Bowl.

Actually, it wasn't a Super Bowl, Mendenhall tweeted. -.

It was the AFC Championship.

People were yelling at him about like, Hey, you have this much shit, oh no. And then he tweeted out a picture to dunk on people of him holding the AFC Championship trophy in the air. And then a lot of people were responding with his fumble in the Super Bowl, which was caused by one of the one of the All pro Whites, Clay Matthews. Hmm.

Okay, the only other thing I had for, uh, before we get to hot seat, Cool throne, I got a little QB, uh. Column A, Column B, blind resume. You want to do it?

Yeah.

Okay, you ready? First 48 career starts record for QB Uh, one 20 and 28 record for QB to 19 and 29..

Okay.

Who's QB one, who's QB two?

I think they were pretty even right. Yes, almost exactly yes.

Hmm.

I'm going to say, Uh, the two Qbs, yeah, not in each order. uh, Trevor Lawrence and Justin Fields, hmm.

No.

Okay.

Trevor Lawrence and Daniel Jones But I also saw the Trevor Lawrence Justin Fields one going around. And my point is Trevor Lawrence is starting to feel the heat, he is starting to get blind. Resume a lot.

Yes, uh, I still think he'll be fine, but we have the expectation for Trevor Lawrence, cause he never lost and never lost.

Trevor Lawrence, like, gets the benefit of being playing in Jacksonville media. Not as harsh. And also the Jaguars are, I don't think I'm like being hurtful to Jaguars fans, a loser organization. So he gets a little bit more leeway. But once you see the blind resumes, it's like, Oh, here comes the narrative changing, shifting on you. It's like the first sign.

Why am I getting blind? Resume Uh, Trevor Lawrence. When when he was brought into the league they asked him about playing in a small market, he had a great answer for it, he said. Actually, Jacksonville is the biggest market if you're talking about total area of the city. He's a weird dude.

He's a strange guy.

Strange guy.

I think you should get a neck tattoo.

Just become his brother slowly.

Well, no, his brother's more like a artsy fartsy.

Yeah.

It's like an artist.

Oh, you're thinking neck tattoo, as in like, hard, like a mechanic. Yeah. I used to sell cars with a guy who had a neck tattoo. And his neck tattoo just said the word money on it, right across the front of his neck. I liked that. That's tough.