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We start in Houston.

Texans fans are in La-La land as D'Amico Ryan Gosling has the upstart team driving to the.

And meanwhile, Mike McDaniel Day-Lewis needs to put down the weed and pick up the meth in acting to teach his team how to play man football. Another collapse for the mutter-footing Dolphins Chiefs 35 dolphins.

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Dak Jones needed an Alabama field sobriety test the way he was driving the ball down the field. Hoping to lure future Dallas Cowboys legend Bill Belichick, who seems to prefer bad quarterbacks. These days, people are looking at Dak and saying that motherfucker isn't real. Just like the Lighthouse, there is a long list of Cowboys playoff collapses. Enough to make an entire Mount Rushmore, and this one definitely belongs on it. Even though I wouldn't pick it in Mount Rushmore season because I am sadly, very bad at choosing Mount Rushmores. Packers, 48..

Cowboys, 32.

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CoM Okay, super wild card weekend not in the books. Two thirds of the way done. We watched football weekend. it was pretty great.

It was pretty great, most of the games stunk until the end. Yeah, the last game was incredible. We're going to get to every game.

We're going to have Hank on Zoom, uh, his report from from Dallas coming up. uh, real hank, real hank. We. We will talk also about the Bill Steelers being moved and Max's, Uh, he's been waiting, waiting all weekend to give us his preview of Eagles Box. But let's get into it, let's talk ball, cause it was still even the blowout. Games had storylines, and we'll start chronological order. Texans 45, Browns 14,,.

Joe Flacco has turned back into a pumpkin. It was.

And uh, and then it kind of all fell apart, then Flacco kind of became Flacco.

The first pick six was like, that wasn't a terrible interception, it was just you had to tackle him and not give up six points. The second one was really, really bad and it happened in back-to-back plays. And it was just like all the air came out of the Browns from from that point on.

And it was fitting because he's in Houston. He turned kind of into Matt Schaub, Yeah, in the House of the Texans, and it was. It was, though, um.

The Browns defense on the road has stunk.

Uh, you know, everyone has that one friend who's like, I just tell it like it is like, No dude, you might be a dick.

Yeah, Schwartz, Probably not. He's not enough of a kiss, he's a he eats ass, he doesn't kiss it.

And he's probably not going to be, um, a head coach, I wouldn't imagine next year. I also feel like they're probably. How old is Jim Schwartz now? Uh, he's definitely not to be in his late fifties. He's definitely not too old to be a head coach, but he, he's got a lot of football years on him.

57.

Nailed it 57. Okay, yeah.

Um, it would take a special type of franchise to be like, you know what? 57 year old Jim Schwartz, let's give it a shot, yeah. And who knows what's going to happen with Mike McCarthy in Dallas? Because we're recording this at 11 o'clock central time. Um, after the games are over, that domino might fall pretty quickly.

And then, depending on what happens with the Eagles, those might be two big coaching, uh openings that we didn't necessarily see coming. Which would probably be way more attractive than some of the other ones that are out there. Yeah, so Schwartz might get one of the like second tier jobs, and as it goes for the.

Right, like they, they, they were saying to each other at the end of the game, they're like, next time we watch Browns football, Nick Chubb will be playing stuff like that. So I mean, they they did have like the most injuries. And to get to the point, I whenever you get to the playoffs and you lose in that fashion, it sucks. But in the like suck meter, I feel like the Browns were playing on some borrowed money.

And, uh, it was like a very fun season that looked like it had ended like 17 different times. There's there's different points throughout the brown season where it was like, that's a wrap. This guy got injured, our entire offensive line got injured, Deshaun Watson got injured.

Oh, Myles Garrett had got got banged up and he's playing through something, Nick Chubb's out and they were still there. Um, you, you'd wish for the Browns fans that they could have continued the ride. But, uh, I feel like the future is bright, as long as you figure.

And with Myles Garrett, you can even say like, Yeah, the defense stunk. But also Myles Garrett has been injured for the last like month, month and a half. Yeah, so he hasn't really done shit since Thanksgiving, right? And uh, he's hopefully going to be fully healthy, ready to go next year.

And as long as they keep. Uh, Jeremiah Uwusu Koromoa Yep, I say that, right, Jake nailed that, you nailed it pretty much as long as, pretty much.

I have, oh, oh, so you don't know? No, no, I have it right here. I was planning a TikTok. PFT did that off the dome.

PFT did it off the dome and you said off.

Yeah, and now, like, I feel like there's a little bit of shit, we got to go. Yeah, Deshaun Watson's better than Joe Flacco right now.

Maybe, maybe, uh. But you also have to go back to rooting for Deshaun Watson after rooting for The Nicest Guy in the world and Joe Flacco.

And then he'll have a game like this where he just pretty much quits after the first score and it's like, Okay, it's not here today. Yeah, this is. I'm not elite today, but my eliteness will come back in. It's Baldingers cat being elite and not elite at the same time.

I got Joe, you got one more in you, you do. Absolutely. Some team with a good offensive line should have Joe fight. Why isn't he like the backup quarterback in San Francisco?

We got to talk about the Texans, though, because this was the Texans coronation. As next up, I think that's officially, it's officially happened. We'll see how the rest of the playoffs go for them. But the conversation is now. When you talk about like the AFC, and it's Borough, and it's Allen, and it's my homes, it's Lamar. C.J. Stroud and the Texans, and how good they are this quickly is insane, like C.J. Stroud was incredible.

That defense was also incredible. Will Anderson was out of this world. Good Derek Stingly just completely shut down. Amari Cooper. Like, they have a bunch of guys.

And I think the Texans are next up, I think they're the team that everyone's like, Hey, the future, the next five, 10 years, you're going to have to deal with the Texans, I'm going to say.

And like, how is this guy seeing this? He processes it so fast? Fuck that stupid test, uh. And the Texans, like that was, they just demolished the Browns, it wasn't even close.

It was close for that first half and then the second half started, it was over. He throws the ropes.

And it was insane, the little like buckets that he was dropping these high passes into. Like, just let your guy run under it, if your guy has a step on another guy, throw it up in the air and it's. It was beautiful to watch. And I think now it's our responsibility as media figures to, uh, set some unrealistic expectations for C.J. Stroud.

What, what would be, um, uh, how many Superbowls can he win in order for his career to not be a disappointment over two and a half Superbowl? Yeah, you gotta get hammering the over, you gotta get three, or else you suck, or else this, or else. You should have been bad from the get-go, but you were so good at the start.

Now you have to get three Superbowls, you have to play in Houston for 13 years. Yeah, 13 or 14 years probably. Um, yeah.

Three Superbowls.

It was weird how it went down.

Some.

Then you're back to just being the worst team in the league and just like that, it's why the NFL is the best, because it can. All it takes is just one draft pick, a couple draft picks. Cause, like I said, Stingley and Will Anderson were incredible. But a couple draft picks and your the fortunes of your franchise can completely turn. And that's what.

Ha, that's what's happened in Houston. They have the right coach, they have an incredible quarterback, they have a young defense. The sky is the limit.

Like Texans, fans went from the depths of hell to back up on top almost instantly. And now the AFC, that was going to be Trevor Lawrence's.

Yeah, so you had to suffer through two years of Davis Mills, now you're back in. The future is like the brightest it possibly could be as a Texans fan. And even if you lose in the next round, which I'm not saying that you're going to. Because I think I've learned a lesson about C.J. Stroud, which is, uh, I'm, I'm not going to doubt him.

Yeah, I'm not going to doubt him ever. no, because he's, I think he's like that fucking.

He, Uh, I actually think. C.J. Stroud, you could make the argument now. I went and looked back. Uh, might have the most impressive rookie, uh, year for a quarterback. So there's obviously some, some names out there, like Justin Herbert was very good as rookie year.

His team wasn't great. Uh, Kyler brock, Daddy brock, Birdie got to the Roxy Championship game. Yeah. RG three incredible rookie year.

Uh, Russ Cam Big Ben won a a playoff game his rookie year. he also went 13, and Oh, and Dan Marino also had an incredible rookie uh year. But he. C.J. Stroud now is 23 touchdowns, five interceptions, 4,000 yards plus and he has a playoff win like I think he might. He's in the conversation for best rookie year for a quarterback, yeah.

I would agree with that, I.

Cam Newton had an awesome rookie year he was.

Now Big Ben playoff wins actually, cause last week was a playoff game. True fact, Uh, Big Ben's.

And then they were just like Ben, just hand the ball off every single play, just hand the ball.

I think the conversation might end with C.J. Stroud. Is the best rookie season in its totality in the NFL. Yeah, I'd be so pumped if I was a Texans fan, so.

If you work with somebody that's a Titans fan, if you work with someone who's a Colts fan. Or really any team in the AFC besides the Chiefs and the Bills and the Ravens. Um, talk all the shit, yeah, just don't do it, real dickhead.

Cause James Harden fucked them over. As a franchise. It's like, wait, but the Astros, we'll just keep it to Texas. Yeah, no.

And it, I don't think it was his fault. He's fed a lot of stuff. Uh, it did make me laugh when he said that, uh, they talked to Nico Collins and asked him, uh, what the difference was between last year and this year? And he cited yoga, not going from Davis Mills to C.J. Stroud, but yoga, but yoga is more flex yoga, definitely.

Yeah, and then the other one that was funny was, and and this is. I hate to do this because Michigan fans have had a hell of a week. But it was very funny when they said on the broadcast. CJ. Stroud Uh, his, he. He stepped up his game in his two biggest games in college in his college career. And they cited the Utah Rose Bowl and the Georgia loss in the playoff. Just completely Michigan, just pretending the two Michigan losses. Yeah, but still, like, you can't say the biggest game, I would say Ohio State is the Utah Rose.

I would actually.

He's so good, he's so good. I want that, so bad, so bad.

How?

Now you can go spend all this money, stack your roster, you don't have to pay C.J. Stroud for another three years, I think.

They were, they were exact same completions and everything. Uh, it was, yes. Jordan Love was 16 for 21, 272 yards, three touchdowns. C.J. Stroud was 16 for 21, 274 yards, three touchdowns.

Uh, but even Jordan Love you have to pay like he's now, you have to pay out. Yeah, C.J. Stroud is is the rare. It's, it's crazy. A true freshman, I didn't mention. Andrew Locke also had a good rookie year.

He had a very good year, but, yeah, led him to the playoffs. This is, and who knows? I mean, they're, they're probably, although I'm thinking back to it. Like, they played the Ravens I think week one, so C.J. Stroud's first start and I remember the Ravens won by, I think it was like 26 to nine or something.

But I remember thinking, like, Ooh, the Texans kind of stayed in this game a little bit. I, I'm done doubting C.J. Stroud. It's also a good reminder going in next.

Can you remind us like, hey, don't judge them unless they play poorly, but yeah, if they play poorly, if it's good, if it's good, then yes, overreact, then you have to overreact, yeah.

Remind us to overreact, actually, if, if they, if they complete a pass, this also, um.

You don't have to. We've had the discussion many times. If you ever have to ask yourself or convince yourself even a little bit, the answer is no. Yeah. Because. C.J. Stroud There is no debate, there is no like, Ooh, is he, is he not?

No, he is. We see it with our own two eyes. I wonder if David Tepper watched this game? You think he did? No, probably not.

I don't think he did. Oh, I was one off. 25 nine was, uh, the final score week one when the Ravens played, uh, the Texans. That might be the.

Uh, great, they're haunting us, even in You remember, you remember every gammy. He's got the pictures right behind him, I can actually see the C.J. Stroud one.

That's a different one. Oh, um, do we have a line yet for this game? whose line is it anyway? What's the spread? I'm?

Yeah, which that has to be like niners, 10 or something. Yeah, it's nine and a half, okay?

So congrats to the Texans, sorry to Browns fans. Also. Bobby Slowik probably.

It's a, it's a it won't be that crazy, like, so you'd be like, Oh, maybe I'll just be.

Right, that's the strategy right there, and Domingo Ryan's awesome, but then you never take one, you just.

Next up, Yep, yeah, uh, it was our own Rooney rule internal. She had throw it out.

You have to throw out a defensive head, yes, exactly exactly, just to show everyone that defensive and offensive coaches the same. I think it's about time that we.

Those pants.

And I and I don't blame him. Like, you should not be outside when it's that cold, but I also don't.

They were one in six minus 110 point differential. Yep, they just could, they were.

And it was Miko Hartman that gave up on a route. There was a perfect pass. He thought he got held right and so he just stopped and look for a call in the middle of the play.

And then there was Elliot on, uh, on the dolphin side, that just did not look like he wanted to tackle anybody at all. And again, I don't blame you like that. It probably sucked being out in that weather, but it definitely affected, you know who? It didn't affect at all. It was. Andy Reed, Yeah.

Andy Reed with the icicle mustache. It looked like he just finished off Frosty the Snowman it was. It was, uh, the one of the best football guys sites of all time. Just getting icicles building up on your upper lip and you're so focused on calling plays that you don't even.

It's been 20 years since they won a playoff game. Do you say? Well, we had so many defensive injuries, which is true. The Dolphins were just a shell of themselves defensively. By the end of the year, they lost like their best players, on almost every single level. Uh, or do you say we got to figure something out?

Because, and maybe it's Mike McDaniel play calling, and like Mike McDaniel was, he's a great coach. But like, how many? how many stupid screens in, like, they just don't have that second level of like, Hey, the elements are here. We got to just run the ball down your throat, or we got to play a different way, even the passing plays.

Yeah, so I, yeah, I don't know. If you blow, they're not in blow it up mode, they're not, but it would take balls to blow. I feel like Mike McDaniel is, uh, too nice of a guy. And he's probably close enough friends with some of the players on the team. Or at least they've. They've formed that relationship, which is good that you want a coach to have, but I feel like he doesn't have the balls to blow it up right now. It's not.

I don't know the answer. Got to add some pieces and free agency, you got to add some toughness. I know that sounds very, uh, we're like minimizing everything, but the dolphins do lack toughness, yeah.

How could you?

Sometimes you got to go very good way to add, sometimes you got to go backwards to go forward. Bill Romanowski, Linebackers coach I love that. Danny Woodhead, running back consultant.

These are ways to bring toughness. Yeah, John Kuhn, just have John Kuhn in the building.

Yeah, they need to do something different.

They could do, uh, get Chase Claypool off your team. Yeah, okay, so chase Claypool. Here the numbers, the Steelers, uh, the season they traded, chase, chase Claypool. Before they traded them, they were two and six.

After they traded them, they were seven and two. The Bears then got Chase Claypool. Um, before they got Chase Claypool, they were three and five while having Chase Claypool on the team.

They were one in 13.

The minute they got rid of them, they were six and five, one in 13. And then the Dolphins started the season six and two traded for Chase. Claypool finished five and five.

Yeah, probably got to get them off your team, not good, probably got to.

Yeah, here's.

If you could get him on the team, uh, what about? What about this? Let me just dingle this one out here.

Dingle.

Yep, they the Dolphins desperately need, like a a big athletic tight end, like a, like a dude. Yeah, it feels like that is missing from their game.

Kind of like what the bills had before, you know, before they got Dawson Knox and Dalton Kincaid, and now they have that middle middle of the field. But like they need, they need one of those guys. Maybe run, the be able to run the ball, trade up, catch the ball in the middle. Brock Bowers Yeah, it does feel like if they had that, their offense would would be a little more cohesive because it did.

The dolphins are are pretty much predicated on like, you got to hit those big shots and on Saturday night.

But they told us they never, yeah, they never had like a physical power run. Yeah, yeah, and h, yeah.

HM was so good. No, there's, there's.

All right, we got to talk about the dangerous chiefs, who are very dangerous. That was basically, uh, everything that, uh, all chiefs fans were like, just wait, just wait, just wait. Rishi Rice, just wait. Worked because he was his. He had, uh, eight catches for 130 yards and a touchdown, which I think that combo was a record. For all of 24 hours until Puka Nuku'a played his first, uh, playoff game, that was a rookie record.

Um, but Patrick Mahomes is now 12 and three in the playoffs, 12 and three in the playoffs. He's played six seasons. First season he was, I'm not counting, because he didn't play. He played that week 17 games, 12 and three in the playoffs.

Patrick Mahomes has more playoff wins than Troy Aikman. Patrick Mahomes has the same amount of playoff wins as Aaron Rogers, and he's one playoff win away from tying Ben Roethlisberger and Brett Favre. Patrick Mahomes again 12 playoff wins in six seasons Peyton Manning got his 12th playoff win in his 17th and final season.

John Elway got his 12th playoff win in his 16th and final season. He has 12 playoff wins in six seasons 12 and three. It's insane. Every single year it's Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs. Do it on the road, though, Pat.

Oh, we should do it on the road. He's an arrowhead merchant. We should have put a disclaimer here. Uh, for all the Chiefs fans that think we never say anything nice about Patrick Mahomes, please don't listen to this next, uh clip because, uh, it will just ruin everything that you've.

Again, six seasons.

Did you see after the game the exchange between Tua and Patrick Mahomes? Yeah, Tua went up to Patrick Mahomes and he said, Hey man, great game. Um, you want to do a jersey swap? Can I have your jersey?

And Mahomes looked at him, was like, Uh, you know what? I'm supposed to give this to somebody else, but hang on, you know what I'm supposed to give somebody else? Can I send you one instead?

So, uh, he's going to mail Tua a different jersey. You have to have that lockdown, you can't.

He was polite, but he said, I've already promised this to somebody else. I just you should ask for the helmet. So that is fucking tough. Right there. It was so cold outside that their equipment was breaking.

His helmet shatters and he keeps playing and they're like, Hey, no, you have to get your helmet switched out. And um, that right. There is why I'm not a football player. Yeah, I could not do that.

My helmet wouldn't have shattered.

My helmet would be on on the heated chair, yeah, you'd be in the. yeah, you'd be taken.

Kelsey had a couple of big drops, Kelsey looks old. But if Rasheed Rice is going to start being good, like Rasheed Rice has been good, I should. I should say that he has. He has come along this season and you've seen it like he has grown a lot as a receiver.

So if Rasheed Rice is like, Now is my coming out party, now I'm going to be a world beater. Like that is what their offense is needed, and Pacheco just runs.

So fucking Pacheco was built for that game last night. yeah, Pacheco weather, Pacheco. Actually. Like, I think there was a dolphins that didn't want to tackle him, just seeing him stomp around, yeah.

He was the only.

Like, the best, the best is when Isaiah Pacheco gets in the open field. And then he just starts stomping the ground upright while he's running away from somebody like that. That's not how physics work. You're supposed to be like, leaning forward and running, um, but yeah, he was, he was ready for the cold. And I think that Rasheed Rice is, uh, he's the one guy on the Chiefs, where he's the one pass catcher. That hasn't fucked up badly enough this year that it's cost them a game.

Yeah, he's been at least consistent across the board and he's young. Yeah, everybody else has been like, Well, that guy can't trust him.

I don't trust, he's still very good, Travis Kelsey is still really good, but he has a lot of drops now. Yeah, tired fingers.

Yeah, very tired fingers. What'd you think about the box, Jake? I saw the swag surfing.

It was very cold, it was a blurry box, yeah, but for the kids at home, she, uh, wore a jacket that was made by.

Yeah.

She.

Yeah.

It is okay. Taylor Lautner, I.

What's it called? Twilight, twilight?

Oh, but yeah.

What would be the funniest?

Duo One?

That's just a second overall pick.

They will fuck you up. Yes, um, but yeah, the chiefs are as alive as.

Yeah, I mean, Brady's the only one who's come close like Brady. I think I think Brady surpassed it, cause he obviously won three Super Bowls in his first four years. Um, so it really is Brady. Than my homes.

Like, he will pass everyone, he will. He's, he's four away from Montana, like, it's crazy, he's, he's out of this world good.

And and just when you, when you talk about big playoff moments, he's the number one trust guy. It must be so, so nice to be a Kansas City fan. Yeah, damn, he even had that big run.

He does those runs in the playoffs where, like he gets faster and homes runs in the playoffs have never not worked. Yeah, they just always work, and they always, and they always go for about seven to nine yards farther than you.

Always gets you an extra like yard, yard and a half at the very end of it. And he'll also do a thing where he'll, like, run to the sideline. And then teams will assume that he's going to go out of bounds. Then he cuts back in and doesn't get hit at all and goes down on his own terms. Yeah, really good, really good performance by my homes.

I think the chief, we said, like a few weeks ago, that the chiefs are in a position where now they actually do have doubters. Yeah, but now they now they can actually harvest all that, all that doubt. And because they've done it in the past, when they've had to invent people that say that they can't win. Now, they're a hundred percent right when they say that everyone's overlooking them and they have been overlooked.

And you're in in the people.

The chiefs are dead and we should, we should count them out of the playoffs because.

Five straight, six straight. you're right, you're in the right straight. You don't want to wait. A year since 2018, yes.

So.

Your defense is great, you've got real problems at wide receiver. Uh, if you, if you compete next week and you play well, you score a few points. Oh, I think there's you, you're going to be, you're going to be pissed off, don't get me wrong.

Yeah, thanks here.

The Chiefs fans have every right now, like they have it penciled in, like playoffs starting the.

Like, you have a banged up team, you have injuries, you don't have the best receivers like that sounds like the Patriots.

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Is that okay? Of course. Okay, I'm here for you guys. I want to start with just real quick, the packers.

JORDAn Love is really fucking good. I've just accepted the fact that he's probably a future Hall of Famer. I'm hoping that, I'm hoping it's just one Super Bowl like the last two guys. But I also am starting to kind of connect some dots.

Aaron Rodgers won Super Bowl was week 17. The Bears lost to the Packers. The Bears were in the playoffs already. Bears lost to the Packers.

Packers were able to get in with that week 17 win, went on a miracle run to win the Super Bowl. As the sixth seed the Bears lost to the Packers in Week 17 or 18 this year, Packers get in last seed. Jordan Love.

Okay, I've done the dots connecting and it doesn't look good, but either way, the Packers were awesome today. They kicked the shit out of the Cowboys. Jordan Love is so calm, cool, collected. Everything we said for C.J. Straub goes for Jordan Love.

Like, he's, you can just see it with your eyes, it's just there. His back, his back foot throws, his calmness in the pocket, moving around. He has just gone to the Aaron Rodgers factory and just.

Yeah, I mean, going back to Aaron Schatz from last Friday, he said. That stat really doesn't take everything into account that's important. But still, it's a big number and he's the first person to ever have that big number of playoffs. Obviously played really well, The Packers now have two playoff wins.

We talked about this on Friday, too. Packers have two playoff wins in Dallas at AT&T Stadium. Uh. The Dallas Cowboys also have two wins in the playoffs at AT&T Stadium. Three, three. They won a Super Bowl there.

They.

They literally own that building, it's crazy.

And then it just.

Like, they were obviously the the the side of the, uh, the the part of their team that everyone was saying, like, well, their defense is trash. Um, I know that they gave up a lot of yards in half and garbage time. They made Dak look terrible in the first half. Pick six Another interception, they got them a short field and a touchdown.

Um, I'm not going to let myself get worried until if they beat the 49ers, I will officially be worried because the 49ers are my savior. They do kick the shit out of the Packers every single time they play them. Uh, so I'm not that worried. But this is we were talking about wins of a season. Oh, Texans have a win of a season, the Browns have a win of a season.

Even though they lost, the Dolphins have a loss of a season, Packers have a resounding success of a season. This is a rebuilding year and they just went and won a playoff game as a seven seed.

Uh, it's, yeah, they're, they're good, like Jordan. Love is going to be good for a really long time. I have to just come to grips with it and I have to be like, hopefully the bears could somehow find someone better because there's no other way around it. He's a really good quarterback.

And it hurts me to say it.

He delivers when it matters, he doesn't, he doesn't play defense. Big cat Dak Prescott. You got to give him a massive, massive contract extension and keep him in that division for the next seven years. Am I right? Max? A hundred percent.

If you look at that stat.

That's mean, that's mean to bring up your draft grade. Uh, I threw his jersey away for a reason. He's now two and five in the playoffs. Big moment loser, not a Dallas cowboy quarterback.

Fourth rounder For a reason you don't do that, he is bring up, bring up his crew.

The kitchen needs a lot of work.

I'd like to see him stay around for a while, love him. Um, he is two and five. In his playoff career, he's tied for the lowest post-season quarterback win percentage in the Superbowl era, with a minimum of five starts. Um, I'd also like to play a quick game, uh, that I just invented right now, called Dak-er fiction.

Okay, you want to play? Yeah, all right. So um, dak-er fiction?

Dak Prescott has as many playoff wins as Nick Foles.

Um, dak-er fiction. The Dallas Cowboys are the first team to win 12 games in three straight seasons and failed to make the conference championship in any of those years.

And this one is seven and a half point favorites against the Packers, who were the seventh seed at home. Where they had not lost this year, Dak-er Fiction The Cowboys had not lost this year.

Little boy ass play I do. I I think most people are agreeing with us now that dak like this is enough. Now, where it's like, Okay, something's up. One in six against the spread as as a, uh, playoff quarterback, two and five overall.

And I had said this one in six against the spread, and, uh, Max just, I had never heard this before, but Max or no, sorry, it was Steven Shea. Steven Shea was like, Well, they stole all of our signs last year. I didn't know that that was something that the Bucks community was claiming.

Jordan Love carved him up. Dak Prescott How he came out in that game, it was over, like he looked so bad to start the game and two interception in the first half. He put them in such a hole that they there was no chance they were coming back.

And then when they're down 25 points or whatever it was, he's tossing the ball all over the yard. Like, you can pretend that that wasn't a DAK loss, that was a DAK loss. He did not show up to start the game and they got punched in the.

Busiest cat in Texas. I would say that Mike McCarthy did not really show up for this one.

I think, he said, falling over them, falling over themselves. I think there's going to be a little cooling off period with Mike McCarthy, cause this was a like, you just can't look. They looked so bad, so bad on offense and defense, couldn't run the ball.

They've been able to run the ball really all year. And the cow and the packers just took it to them like they ran it down their throat. The cowboys are the quintessential front runners.

I feel like Dak just played poorly today.

That was so bad.

It's because of the LV is Las Vegas. if I look at my bag, it's all LV, literally. I just went and got my girl a bag the other day. I'm like, the only one I'm getting is one of these ones with the LV logo on it.

That was an easy, simple reminder. So I think there's some, some Louis Vuitton bags that don't.

And now he has to throw out all those bags, he has to throw them all out, like.

That's the cowboys. Yeah, that's a perfect quote. Stinks, right. Stink was right.

No shit in their helmets. Uh, okay, so the important thing here? Hank your cowboys, you went down to Dallas. you were so excited to get to Jerry's world, see your cowboys in action. Tell us how to, how, how. How did the game go from your point of view?

And it was like, you could, you know, we had good seats. You could see it happen in front of you, and you're like, you could see he was telegraphing the past. It was a bad throw, poorly thrown ball, got intercepted.

And it was like that was a bad throw there was. He got sacked on the third down when he just didn't get rid of the ball. He held onto it for for too long, got sacked and it was like he has the Yips before, even through the pick six.

I was talking to the people around me, I was like, Dak has the Yips, he can't throw, like he literally cannot throw. The defense didn't show up, but Dak Prescott, he had the Yips.

There was no other way to describe it. After, like, after the interception, and after watching him get sacked when, like, he had a bunch of opportunities to throw the ball away and he just held onto it and got sacked. It was like, he doesn't like he, he doesn't know what's going on right now.

Like, that was bad, Juju, but he was missing everything it was. It wasn't even like they were, it was never close, it was never close. There was one holding call on Micah Parsons in that first Packers drive.

That was like how they miss his.

Gotta get rid of Dak, you gotta get Bill Belichick in their clean house, let them let them run the show, uh, or if they don't do that, I don't know if they don't, if they don't get Belichick guys. I don't know if I can be a cowboy.

He, Uh, this was. It was a tough, it was a tough. I was also like, not death threats. But I'm not going to say that Cowboys fans were the most welcoming to me. Oh, at the end of the game, what happened? Like at halftime? People were, people were, they weren't, they weren't nice. I'll tell you that.

What were they saying? You're wearing a DAK jersey? I was wearing a DAK jersey, and they were like, dude, like, why are you here? Like, This is all your fault? I was like.

Yeah, did you remind them that it wasn't like being like, it wasn't friendly? He was like, basically like he didn't block the entryway or like, back to my seats, but he kind of like, stepped in front of me. You're staying in the concourse, right? That's what you did for the Patriots.

I was like, all right, yeah, I guess. yeah, like I didn't. I didn't feel that way. I didn't, you know, the Patriots times. I did it, it was, it was a feeling thing.

I was like, you know, someone from above was speaking to me and being like, go on this concourse. I didn't get that feeling, but I felt obligated to cause this guy basically like, threatened me if I did.

Uh, either way, yeah, so Darren Revell, let's see, let's see some of that stuff. MLK Day, I know it's a big day for you.

You have over nine, over nine.

I can coach Beltech, Belichick told Jones. If you ever get an opportunity, don't forget about me. Jones said on radio in 2019 that he often thought about that conversation.

Also Bill Belichick single So Jerry Jones and Bill Belichick just getting on the bus together.

No, oh.

You can't deny that it honestly wouldn't be the worst. Brian was part of the coaching staff, but he was never, like, when he was offensive coordinator, he wasn't as good. I'll check in McDaniel's head coach, offensive coordinator. We're literally like the greatest tandem in coaching history.

It'd be so funny if they did that. They're both available and they.

Well, Hank, we got some other important stuff we want to talk to you about. So you went to the game with our friend Tiffany Gomez. How was that?

We actually stayed.

But I don't, I don't, I don't. I'm not going to call anyone else specifically, but we did. We'll, I'm sure we'll get into the pool thing. We did make the bet and then Tiffany was like, if the Packers cover this on their own, I'll also jump in the pool.

So we stayed because we were like, maybe the Packers are going to get 54 points on their own.

But there was there was a lot of pictures being taken by Cowboys fans down on the field after that performance, which was stunning.

So this pool we stayed for the whole game, so explain the pool bet for us.

And obviously, growing up in Massachusetts, being in Chicago now, where it's way, way, way colder. You know, 25 degrees is cold, but it's not that cold. People in Dallas were freaking out, like Tiffany was like, freaking out, she's like, it's so cold, it's so cold.

It's so cold, we should do a bet where one of us has to jump in the pool. Uh, and I, you know, as you guys know, I've been doing the ice, ice, ice, ice buckets, whatever you call it, cold tubs, buckets, cold tubs. So I was like, Sure, ice bucket challenge.

Yeah, the ice Bucket challenge every day and I was like, let's do over under, but we kind of were talking about it. We didn't make it official until I think it was after the Packers score their second touchdown. So I just looked at whatever the live total was, which was 54..

And I told her I was like, pick over, under, like, it's your choice. The total is 54. You pick over and I'll pick whatever you want, I'll take the opposite. And she picked over, obviously, that catch.

There's 80 points scored. Yeah, so she.

Let's put the clip in, and I actually want to put it in for even podcast listeners. Because if you haven't seen the clip, this should make you go watch the clip. Because, uh, you won't get to see it if you're listening to this, but you'll get to hear it and you have to go watch it. Um, Hank jumps in this pool and Hank, I gotta say so. So Max and PFT came running in and they're like, you got to watch this video. I didn't know what was going to happen, but the minute you said I'm going to run on hardwood floors with wet feet, I was like, Oh, I think I know where this is going. But then it's even a better plot twist, so let's play it.

Cowboys Lost Everything, Lost Over Hit I Want to die.

And if you're listening to the podcast, like I said, go watch the video because that sound you just heard. Was Hank slipping on the floor and his knee going into the drywall and putting the biggest dent? It looks like it looks like a a a frat boy after losing some beer pong. Just, you know, fist through the drywall, Hank. Talk us through this moment, please.

She said that in the clip, she's like, just run in. So I was like, all right, I'm just going to sprint, get to the showers as quick as I can. And I didn't realize like I, I'd hurt. And I think my scream got blocked by the sound of the wall because I thought I screamed pretty loud. But. And then I just ran into the shower after, and I was in the shower and I was like, Did I, did I actually fuck up the wall?

Like, and they were like, Oh yeah, oh yeah.

My knee is pretty fucking sore.

And yeah, it was, it was.

It was, I guess it was good, I don't know it was, it was. it was, I mean, it was, I'm just.

You could do some cock, yeah, that could work. What about the wall? Have you thought about cocking your wall?