#1947 - Chris Distefano

Look, I want, that's what I wanted to go for, and Anthony was like, I got you.

I'm just going for it. I've said, you know what, enough's enough.

And then when I sent him a picture of it on, he was like, Dude, I was kidding, like you, you just jumped like 10 steps. And then he said, What is? You're like a different Chrissy with these glasses, and I know I said to you before, I'm wearing them every day. I haven't taken the watch or the glasses off in about two weeks.

And I feel good about it now, I feel centered with who I am. But it does feel like, you know, month from now, I'll look back and really regret this face.

I don't need any of this, I'm just going.

Keep going.

Yeah, you're glowing up. it's a glow up. I'm like, Elliot Page glowed up.

Yeah, and it's been amazing. We sold 4,500 tickets the first week, so that's amazing. It's like mind blowing for me.

Was just murking people. Roy Jones Jr. put on a fight, I'm pretty sure he did it there, yeah.

He did it at some iconic venue in New York City, and Radio City Musical is one of the peaks.

Oh, that's right. Even fighting one-handed, that was, yeah, well, that was when Roy Jones Jr. was just the fucking king of the world.

Right when their bodies were failing and they had too much mileage on the tank, on the odometer. Rather, Roy Jones Jr. when he was in his peak in his prime, was as good as anybody that's ever laced on gloves.

He's conning you with his antics, he's conning you with his online persona and the shit-talking and the marketing. But if you didn't have any of that, and me as an analyst, that's one of my jobs. I analyze mixed martial arts. I'm not a boxing analyst, but I understand it.

Right when I watch him move around, it's 100 legit. When I saw him knock out Tyron Woodley, I'm like, That is a fucking dangerous man. Yeah, 100%.

I spent it all on the watch. No, because I didn't even know. I love sports, but not that I'm not into boxing, I just don't ever watch it that much. And so the guy that I'm with, he was like, Oh, the fight's happening now.

So he's like, I got a site. And I was eating ice cream yesterday in San Francisco, in Little Italy. And I only eat sweets once a week now, so yesterday was my sweets day.

And then San Francisco. Right outside, I see two homeless guys fighting, like, legitimately fighting, and it was kind of one of those things where I swear to God. Even though amazing fighters Paul and Fury, the fight outside was so much more entertaining. I mean, I've never seen this. I saw a homeless man yesterday in front of as the kid out in the green room as my witness. Roundhouse kick, another land. a roundhouse kick to the chin, the other homeless guy's face. The guy hit up against some outdoor dining was like shell-shocked, like woozy, bleeding from his lip, and then just scurried off.

And I was like, Wow, and then I bought the homeless guy who won the fight ice cream. I swear to God.

If you see them, buy them food, and so that's just what I automatically do. And I bought him ice cream, and you know what this guy says to me? Granted, he just won a fight, but I came out with chocolate ice cream.

He goes, I don't like chocolate. I was like, Jesus Christ.

I wish it was just, you know, that the people were down on their luck. I wish it was just that, yeah, but there's like such a combination of factors that humans have to address. If they really want to address homelessness, you really have to address kids who grew up in the foster care system.

You have to address childhood abuse. yeah, you have to address family history of drug addiction, you have to address crime. Like, there's so many factors that lead into someone being homeless.

And the idea that you're just going to give them housing, or you're just going to give them tents and everything's going to be fine. It's like, no, like, you can't just like, ignore that as an issue. The amount of money that it costs to have massive populations of homeless people is extraordinary. If they just put the same amount or maybe more to prepare for the future into some sort of like comprehensive program to try to help people that are fucked up like that and clean them up.

And it would probably have to involve psychedelic drugs.

It's these people –.

You know, a lot of them have gone through horrific abuse. Like, you don't wind up in a tent in Skid Row unless shit has gone. It's literally the bottom of the country. Skid row is like the bottom of the country.

They haven't experienced like positive things like the life is like. This is why it drives me fucking crazy. When everybody says, like, whenever anyone says, like, pull them up by their own bootstraps, like to tell people to go, you know, figure it out yourself, you know, I did right.

Like these people, you're not dealing with the even starting line. If everybody had an even starting line, that would make sense, right? If everybody had a mom and a dad. And they grew up in a house where no one smoked crack and right fucking shot at each other.

Yeah, if you grew up in a place like that, yeah, okay. If we all grew up like, and we all, like, had a good school to go to, with good education and nice teachers that cared. But that's not everybody's experience.

No, and until we fucking fix that, you're never going to fix this homeless problem.

Because Fresno is one of those places where I went at a great time. But I mean, those just being there, just being in that city for 24 hours. I was like, I don't know if this was my every single day. You might turn to drugs.

San Jose was really, really, really fucking bad. Yeah, over there, I was like, Jesus Christ, you know you and Vancouver? I just went to Vancouver.

That was the one where I was, like, I did not know that Vancouver had such a see. I think what Vancouver and these cities are doing is they're just putting the homeless in one section. Because, you know, I live in New York, I'm in New York every day, there are homeless and they're spread out through the city.

But you never see blocks of tents like you see in San Francisco and Vancouver. So when I was there, I was like, this doesn't feel like the right move either. You know, to just put them in one corner because New York, they're spread out, but you don't, you don't feel them as much. It's dangerous, but not really where.

SAN FraNcisCO, Vancouver They were like, you know, one of the local comics I was with in San Fran. He was like, you cannot leave anything in your car around this theater, you cannot. They will break in. And I saw about four or five windows busted out, which you never see that in New York. And I think the police in Vancouver and San Fran, from what the people were telling me, they that's a district, they don't care.

They don't even go into that district, they just let it be a free-for-all, which I understand from the government. It's like, Well, this is our last resort, but I don't know that that's going to necessarily work. But maybe you've got to give them psychedelics.

That's what it's from, it's from you watch, like the George Floyd video, right? You watch those five guys beat that man to death recently, you see these videos.

You see the Rodney King video, you've seen so many videos. So people over time have decided that all police are bad and all police interactions are bad, and we need to defund the police. And this is what that leads to. It just leads to an increase in crime.

It's not perfect, it's not a perfect system, right? But you need a system of law and order. If you don't have a system of law and order, you have too many people. That will just give in with no consequences to crime.

Right, and that's not their fault. In a lot of cases, I mean, we can go through that and talk about determinism and what we've already talked about before about. Everybody doesn't have an even starting line, but you've got to address that.

It's a problem and you've got to address. For peaceful people, they have to be able to walk down the street and not worry about getting assaulted and robbed. Yeah, and if that happens all the time, you've got a fundamental breakdown of what your society, in society strong, are supposed to protect the vulnerable.

Right, and if you're not doing that, then you don't have a society. And then you also have this crazy gun laws and everything, right. It's a little difficult to. You're not allowed a concealed carry.

There's a lot of like, so there's no consequence of people coming after you. It's not like it's like fucking the Wild West out there, it's just. The prevalence of crime has increased pretty noticeably.

And I always would say the same thing about New York, I would say New York is the only city. That, like any time of the day, any day of the week, you feel like the vibrance you feel, the people. Where I would go to a city, like, even though I love it, like a city like Cleveland, Cleveland would feel. Even though it's open, it felt closed, like that's just what the city always felt like.

And I was like, I never felt that once in New York, but now, over the last, like year or two. New York a lot of times, like 50 percent of the week, feels closed, even though it's open. And I'm like, Oh, snap, it hit New York, which I, and then I talked to my father about that, complained about New York.

He was like, Chris, shut up. He's like, I grew up in New York in the 70s and 80s. Like it is nowhere near as violent and unsafe as it was in the 70s and 80s. Like you just grew up in peacetime, he was like, you grew up in peacetime.

America, your generation are all peace kids.

So you just had the privilege of growing up in a New York City and in America that was at the top, you were at the top of the Roman Empire. He was like, and now what you're seeing is kind of a little bit more the fabric society. He was. Like, my dad's like, I grew up in the 60s, 70s and 80s. This is just reminding me of old New York.

He's like, I kind of like this grittiness of this, but you grew up everybody safe. That was never going to be real. He was like, and I don't. It will probably come back at some point, but it's going to take a long, long time. But I don't know.

I feel like now, like in my even like. My mom wanted to take my daughter to Times Square, to the American Girl Doll store. And I just I couldn't believe it. I was like, No, I can't allow you to take her. She was like, What, I'm your mom, your granddaughter. We'll go on the train and I'll take her to the store and I'll be back.

I was like, No, I can't, I won't be able to function, my anxiety won't be able to function of thinking about you and my daughter on the train. Because if there's a homeless person down there, that's crazy. Off his meds and he throws one of you in front of the tracks and something happens. I won't be able to live with myself. And those thoughts were never in my head, ever, they were never, ever, ever in my head. But now they are, and I don't know if it's because it's reality, the media, something.

I don't know what it is.

The question is how many of them, how much do you need to worry about it, and how often is this happening? It's not happening that often when you consider how many people there are, but the fact that it could be a possibility at all. What's really crazy is Giuliani cleaned New York City up. He did, he really did.

A lot of people said it was like, great overreach and thuggish behavior by the police. And all the horrible shit they did, the stop-and-frisk shit. What would they do? They would just stop you?

He said That's what you're looking for. Everything is equal. But his beat was Times Square, he said. Now if I went in to Times Square and I grab a group of kids, pat them down. They have something, but they're from a socioeconomic status that is a little impoverished. Whatever, what am I supposed to do? Say, Oh, you have a gun and a knife and drugs on you, but I can't. I'm not going to take this off you.

I'm just going to let you go back out into society, he said. No, I would have to then arrest them, he said. Well, then I would take another group of kids that wouldn't have anything, and then you let them go, he said. And then that became like they brought race and identity politics into that type of policing, but we were stopping everybody equally.

It's just crime is in certain areas, for certain reasons. He was like, that's above my pay grade, he said. But when they stopped that stop-and-frisk, he said, the reason, the thing, what's happening, at least in New York now, he said. It's we'll know that somebody has a gun or a weapon, we'll know that they're a career criminal, we know.

He said. But we are not allowed to intervene at all unless they commit, unless they act first, he said. So that creates a lot of confidence for the criminal, and it creates a lot of, you know, we are scared. He was like, flat out I'm scared to apprehend someone because the police union. If I make a mistake, or if it looks like I made a mistake, it's not going to have my back. And I'm going to get sued and lose my family and lose my life. So you start to say, well, just we know you have shit, but just deal with it. Unless you're raping, murdering someone, then I'll intervene.

But that little petty shit I'm not going to get involved in anymore.

Because then they're like, people are going to self-correct and you're going to act differently in order to stop the cops from doing this to you.

That's like a freedom issue, that's a real egregious attack on freedom to just be able to point at someone and be able to just frisk them. No crime, no, nothing. That's a weird power to give police and that's not good.

The other thing is not good either. It's not good to take away all their power either, it's not good to make it. So the cops are terrified to respond to a call, that's not good either.

So there needs to be some sort of a logical recognition of what the issues are right now. I don't think that's happening.

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Like a nice, deep whiff with your nostrils.

That was a cool noise.

I can smell it from here. I just took a quick one, you need a quickie, Jamie?

I just uncricked that shit.

He kept going, he went back, I think he hit it after the show.

Oh, for that stuff, is this it?

I got it.

There you go.

Cheers.

Yeah, dude.

I've never experienced something like that, yeah.

He does like back flips.

Dude, by the way, I just saw, I don't know if you guys spoke about it on the show. I just saw something when I was coming in. Today. That one section of the war in Russia, the Ukrainian soldiers on the front line have a four-hour lifespan. Oh my God.

I was like, what the fuck four-hour lives? I was like, is that even? How can that be real? I saw it in the news article, Four-hour lifespan, but that made me think of that.

I wonder if, what these soldiers?

It's like when the Nazis used to take crystal meth before and then just go crazy, they do shit like that.

I mean, the Vikings took mushrooms.

The dude's doing a full split, sideways split while he's holding up two 45-pound plates that are dangling from rubber bands with a bamboo pole. Do you know how unstable that is? I wouldn't even be able to hold that over my head. Probably. This dude is balancing on a full split in between two chairs. He's a crazy athlete, man.

Life changed. It's literally. I just said to myself, I can't give any more energy to things that are not helping me. I can't give energy to strangers anymore. So I have somebody who runs my social media. Brian Morton He's a big fan of yours.

Shout out to Brian.

I was 255 pounds, didn't even realize it, and I put on one of t.

T Jerry's wigs like, just chilling, whatever, and I got on the scale, just fucking. I don't know what I was doing. And I looked 255. And I said to the mirror, I said, You look like a fat Howard Stern right now. Wow.

And it was funny, like my family were all laughing. Ha, fat howard stern, running around my tits, you know, and my daughter. Everybody's having fun. And then I saw my birthday August, so just a few months ago, and then I go in the shower, right?

And I'm not even thinking, it's not even in my head. Out of nowhere. Hysterical, crying, bawling, crying, like something hit me that I was suppressing, like literally, like uncontrollable tears, like snot coming out of my nose, like a seven-year-old. Wow.

Could not stop and something like broke inside of me. And then I think this is where the universe comes in. It's not that it happened like, I think I just had probably seen stuff like this before.

But now that my eyes were open to look, I started taking in information. And I'm on Twitter, like, you know, two hours later, just, you know, mindlessly scrolling, you know, dealing with the emotions, whatever. And I see a tweet from Elon Musk and he just, he wasn't promoting this, he just was, it was a genuine tweet.

He goes, The zero intermittent fasting app is awesome, that's all, he wrote. And I said, I'm going to download that app right now, and I downloaded this app, Zero fasting app. And I was just like, I'm just going to do this for two weeks.

I'm just going to stay in an eight-hour, six or eight-hour feeding window. Don't worry about not eating sweets or pizza, just eat all the food you want to eat, but just eat it in that window. And let's see what happens for two weeks.

So, but basically, when I start eating, like, let's say I start eating, my first meal is at 10 a.m. I'm eating from 10 to 6, and at 6 p..m. I press the button, Start fasting.

And then it starts to go, and then at 10 a..m. I'll get a notification the next day. Feeding window over. Congratulations. And then the more time you stay in the fast, it will say, Now you're in the fat burning, now you're in the ketosis, whatever.

And so I just said to myself, I'm going to stay to this and dude in those two weeks, even though I was eating bullshit in two weeks. It's not that the weight dropped, but the composition of my body was starting to change. And I noticed I was like, Oh, I ran like half a mile more. I had 10 more pounds on the end of the bench press and then it just became like, this is what I do now.

Now I'm Chrissy intermittent fasting, but then I think the glasses and the watches from the fasting.

What the fuck are you doing? She doesn't like it. I was like, I'm trying to be healthy, babe.

Are you sure? maybe not.

Cause she reminded me, she's like, remember the last time you lost all this weight this quick? It was 2018.

And I said, Yeah, and she's like, and then remember all of 2019, you thought you were gay?

She was like, That's what I. I just don't want that to happen.

And that's what happened, and it's true it. It tipped my personality.

And actually, Tim Dillon, the great Tim Dillon told me, Convinced you? He convinced me I'm not gay, cause, he said, You know?

Like, you know, we'll joke around and whatever. But then I asked him, Seriously, once I was like, Do you think I'm like, possibly gay? and he was like, And, and, and he was like.

And he said, no, he said no, because you know why you're not gay, he said, because you actually are insecure about your body, he said. So there's times where, like, you know, you'll be like, Oh, my nipples are fat, or like, you'll. And he said a gay man usually lean in to body positivity, How sexy my body is, whatever, he said. So since you don't, he's like, I just don't think like a gay guy would be more like, look at how, look at how imperfectly perfect I am, he said. Most gay, most gay men. Not, not Tim.

Tim is a different breed. Cause it's a scam. But, but, but, but I. I was like, interesting, so that's. He kind of gave me the confidence to move forward and say, you're not gay.

We had great, powerful sex. And she'd be like, Honey, like, you know, rubbing my chest. She's like, It's okay if you're gay, like, It's, everything is okay, and I'm like, What do you think?

Like I, and then she'll never give me an answer.

You know what I mean, right? That makes sense she would be able to accept that, but I'm not gay, that's the thing.

That's what I'm trying to say. Congratulations, yeah, and and if I was, by the way, I'd be supportive of it.

And that's and 2024, we start over Jamie.

Listen.

He said When I went and got this watch from Shout out my guy Yanni from Material Goods.

He was like, Okay, so he goes, uh, he goes. Why don't you go around the store and just pick out five watches that you really like? Don't know? You don't even know what the price is? Just pick out what you want?

So I pick out five watches and he goes, Hmm, interesting. He was like, how much do you think these are total? I was like, I have no idea. I was like, 20 grand. He was like, you just picked out $1 million worth of watches.

Oh my god, I was like, whoa, whoa wee wah? He was like, So obviously, let's scale it back, he started explaining to me, the AP I was, I'm a lunatic.

He started explaining to me, the AP, the Rolex, the Patek, all that, and then he brought out this, the Royal Oak. And, you know, I, I. Santino had shown it to me, and I said, It's a sign from God. Santino sent me a link to that, Santino has one of those.

Santino has one of these. They're beautiful watches, beautiful watches. And that price was wild. But I said, you know, I spoke to my accountant.

I, I'm I, you know, I got a family to run, so I try to be responsible financially. I spoke to my accountant, I said, You know, is it okay to buy this watch? He said. This is a new Chrissy, huh?

I said, Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I want to live in this. He goes, You sure, this is not a spur of the moment decision. I said, I said to my accountant, I said, Do I have the green light or what?

I'm ready to go. And he was like, you can do it, it's an appreciating asset, so that's why I don't mind you doing it, you can do it.

It appreciates, fine, do it. And then I did it. And I gotta be honest, when I put this on, there was a part of me that was like, What are you doing, Chris? what are you doing?

This is not you. What are you doing? But now that I've had it on it, kind of, you know what happened? It's like, I instantly put it on Beautiful watch, I instantly put it on, and it took me back to 2010 to March of 2010..

And I hadn't even thought about this when I made the decision to do comedy. I was on the elliptical at Force Fitness and Ridgewood Queen shout out, Force Fitness. I was on the elliptical. Working out like a step-mom and I was hitting those calories and I was going hard, go hard or go home, that's always been who I am.

And I was on the Elliptical and I had been thinking about the idea of doing comedy for years, but I didn't have the balls to do it. And I said, Chris, something popped in my head. I was listening to a Fallout boy on my head. It was, I, you know, at an iPod back then. I was listening to Fallout Boy.

And I something about the beat and the song gave me this adrenaline rush, and I started thinking about being on stage, trying standup. And I said, once you get off this elliptical, once you hit your 45 minutes, you're going to get off. You're going to go back to your mother's house where you live, you're going to take a shower and you're going to go find an open mic.

And you're going to do this now, and I said, I'm doing it, and I did it. I went found the creek in the cave when it was Long Island City. Queens. Shout out Rebecca Trent first open mic, and I walked into that open mic if 2010..

And I saw a young Mark Norman, the young Sam Moral, young Michael Che, all open micers. Nobody knew any, and I knew they had already been doing it, and I was like, these guys are great. And I went in there, did my five minutes, absolutely bombed, but I said, I'm not turning back.

And I'm going to go on this journey of comedy. And when I put this watch on, something like teleported me back there and was like, Dude, that decision, you went from the elliptical to affording this watch with jokes. And I was like, be proud of yourself, don't you know? One of my close friends like, You're a fucking douche for that, and I was like, You know what?

I'm not going to let that shit get in, I I'm proud of this.

I'm happy about this, I feel, I feel I always beat the shit out of myself. I feel proud of myself for for letting comedy get me to this. I feel proud.

People, somehow or another, think like that, you should give all of your money away because people are starving. That's not going to fix anything, you got to fix things systemically, you got to fix things at literally the level.

You have to be boots on the ground and wherever. The problem is, the idea that you not buying that watch is somehow keeping someone poor is so stupid.

Right, but you can't get mad. If somebody buys something that's nice, you want to buy something nice, too, people like nice things.

It's just like everybody has their own nice things. For some people, it's a nice guitar with other people, it's a watch. for some people, It's a nice house.

I have duality.

Or you're reading, you know, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. That's a wild book that's applicable today.

I was like, Oh, the stoic is a mass murderer.

Jamie No, No, Jamie said. No, I didn't even get his full name out before.

No, was coming out of his mouth, Jamie, that one burned.

Like, we had one that was here for a few months and it had lost a lot of kick. But damn, when you open them fresh. I haven't seen anything about other crimes. I'm trying, I'm looking still.

I believe it was where he was originally going to school. Yeah, it said he was Washington State. Yeah, but just Google may have possibly committed similar crime in Washington state.

WAShingtON Crime Okay, just Google may have possibly committed wanted for possibly committing similar crime. Major link.

Where is the thing about the other cases?

Oh, here it is, he's attending another place. In December 30th, he was arrested at his parents residence in Pennsylvania.

Extradited to Idaho, where he's currently charged, Coburger was attending Washington State University at the time of the murders.

Maybe she's 18, 19 years old, whatever year, 70s, 80s, whatever. Goes on a date with a guy, right? normal date, just met him, I think at the supermarket, goes on a date with this guy.

And she's at the table with him and she feels very like an ominous feeling. Looking at this man, she's like, I'm looking at him and I can see like there's nothing behind his eyes. Like, there's just something that I don't like about this guy.

So to the point where she has never done this, you know, she was only 18, but since this has never done this. She went to a payphone at the restaurant, called her brother.

And was like, Can you please come pick me up, like, immediately? And stayed in the bathroom until her brother was outside and went in the car and left. And she was like, I'm just creeped out by this guy, I can't explain it.

I'm creeped out all this energy, I'm creeped out, creeped out now. He had this man had picked her up from her house, so the brother had a paper route.

He's leaving the next morning at 5 a.

M sees some ruffling in the bushes. Okay, crazy, right?

Like, whatever sees a guy running out of the bushes, says, Holy shit, whatever runs back in the house, tells his mom and dad.

Sister wakes up, says he was wearing like a beige jacket. She's like, That's the guy I was on a date with, like that, he was like, waiting.

He must have been like, waiting for me, right? Whatever goes on, life goes on.

What a psycho lunatic boyfriend. Three years later, Ted Bundy on the news.

Face She was on a date with Ted Bundy before he had committed any murders, or he had committed murders, but had not been famous for it yet.

Had not been convicted of it yet. She said. When he saw him, she literally almost fell out of her chair because she was like, that, look.

She said that Ted Bundy about you know how, you know, everyone says he's so handsome, whatever. She said. He would get a look over him when he was preying on a victim, which she felt she was being preyed on.

That she doesn't even look. He's like, he does not look like that. His face configures and contorts to something that looks so sinister that she literally was like, Get me away from him now.

Because his first murders were in, like, the Utah region, and that's where they were wild, right?

She shared a wall with the son of Sam Two murderers She shared a wall with the son of Sam and Ronald Defeo from the Amityville Horror House. The man who killed all those people.

You know, the movie, The Amityville Horror, who was really based off Ronald DeFeo? She was in prison with both of them at the same time. And the prisoners from Escape from Dannemora, who, like that Showtime show that they made.

She was in, like, real deal prisoners, but she said, the son of Sam now. This was months before the Netflix documentary came out, T.t, Jerry said.

She's like, you know, the son of Sam David did not, did not kill all those people. He was involved in a cult. There were other murderers, but the city pinned it all on him.

And then, a few months later, this Netflix documentary comes out. Came out a couple years ago, basically saying that most likely son of Sam did not kill all those people.

He killed maybe one or two, but there was other murderers that just got away with it.

They came up to him and they said, You know, Hey, Henry, you know? There was a few people that were killed behind the bushes in Indianapolis in 76. We'd sure love to solve that crime.

Was that you? yep, that's me? I killed them too well. Did you do it with a knife? because we found a knife?

Yep, Knife killed him with a knife, yeah, and this guy was basically a dullard.

And May have killed people, like May, you know, a lot of drifters have killed people. But it seems like Google that make sure I'm correct on this.

I think now they think that they attributed a bunch of crimes to him that he couldn't possibly have committed.

Which is what he was. I think he was originally charged with 600 people, okay?

Drawn together by shared childhood trauma, Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole became lovers, then serial killers who terrorized America in the 1970s. So it's. But he confessed to hundreds of murders.

But they think that some of them he couldn't possibly have done.

That they got him to confess to a bunch of murders that he couldn't have actually done.

There's a show on Apple TV, it was called Blackbird, it just came out last year. It's about a real story, about a guy.

Who? What his tactic would be is is is he murdered a lot of people.

But he would, he would say to the police, Oh, I murdered that girl in that county, I'm confessing to it.

But then they would go through the research and be like, No, you couldn't have, possibly, but he would cop to it.

And then the cops would be like, he did that like five times, they'd be like every county he was investigating, they'd be like.

That's what he does. He confesses to murders, he's a bullshitter, but he really was killing people he was using.

He was confessing to false ones so he could get away with the real ones. Holy shit, right, holy shit.

So it's like, some of these guys are so smart, dude. The show Black holy shit.

This guy, this actor, I think it's William Houser, something this is one of the best actors.

In my generation, no, Joe, I don't know if you know this guy, this guy's acting is like.

Daniel Day Lewis Level He is a phenomenal actor, really, when you watch a show, Blackbird.

You cannot believe it where I'm like.

This kid is literally like, phenomenal, and then and then.

I'm watching 101 Dalmatians a day later with my kids, and he's in that I'm like.

Look at this fucking lunatic.

I think you should leave. On Netflix, which is one of the funniest sketch shows I've ever seen in my life. he's got great sketches.

In that, that guy, but that show Blackbird was.

It's unbelievable. So basically, what happens is this guy who's from.

He's from a bunch of movies. This kid is ripped by the way, this kid has to be intermittent fasting.

He's in the watch.

Samuel Jackson's in it, yeah, it's, it's a famous movie, and he's excellent.

But basically, the premise of it's based on a true story. This guy, the guy.

The hottie with the body. He gets convicted ten years in prison for gun charges. I think he's a guy out of Massachusetts.

So, and he was a good con man, right? This is all real good con, man.

Could you know, gift a gab? Whatever? So the FBI.

Wants to pin the the guy with the mutton chops Hauser?

Hauser They want to pin Larry Hall is his name in real life, they want to pin murders on him.

They know that they've kind of caught up to his game now, they know that he lies about murders here, to commit murders here.

They know it, but they got to convict, they got to get him to confess to one of these murders because they found the girl's body.

Because he was killing kids like 14 year old girls, like brutal shit, raping them horrific.

So they say, to this kid, to the to the jacked guy, they say, Look, you got the gift of Gab.

You got ten years in federal prison, okay, you're three months into your sentence, we're going to transfer you to this maximum security prison.

Where Larry Hall is, if you can get him to confess to the murder?

Of this girl that we have evidence on and you can get that your sentence is commuted.

Immediately and you're out of prison, that's all you got to do. But he was in a minimum security prison so he would be able to either coast.

Through ten years. Or take a chance and go to the prison with murderers, rapists.

And potentially be murdered in the shower stall, but if he can convict, get this guy gift of gab.

And get him to confess, then he'll get out, holy shit, and that's what the show's about. And it was dude.

Amazing show like Edge of my seat. It was one of the best shows I've seen in a long time.

The son of Sam thing, he said. You know, he was a serial killer, yes.

And don't get me wrong, he's a fucking murderer, you know, deserves to be in prison, he said.

The biggest fucking lunatic like he was, like the only person who I met, I was like, this guy needs to be like, either put to death.

Or kept like in a cage, like under the jail, he said. Was Ronald Defeo who the Amityville Horror House guy? Because, he said?

He would cook for him all the time, Ronald Defeo, and he would like let Ronald Defeo, like Jerk, off to him.

They would put like a prison mirror, and he would like, because he was trans. Jerry. So he would shake his ass a little bit and let Ronald, like, get his rocks off.

Whatever, he didn't care, he said, but every morning he would make. Ronald Defeo Jr.

Like a little breakfast and his little, you know, they had, like, little hot.

Hot stoves in there. They would let prisoners like Jerry, after you did enough time, give you some stuff.

He'd make a little bacon and stuff for him, and he said, every morning, like clockwork, seven days a week.

Every morning, bring Ronald his food and say, How was your? How was your night, Ronald? How are you feeling?

He was like, Good, I feel good, I just I didn't kill my grandma, it's the only thing.

I just, I killed everyone in that house, but I did not get my grandma, so, but everything else?