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On today's Part of My Take, we have an awesome, awesome recap of the US Open with Smiley Kaufman
who was there.
He was part of the NBC coverage.
He was 10 feet behind Bryson and Rory as both of those guys came down the stretch for the
US Open, which was incredible.
We're going to talk about everything that came out of that.
We're going to talk about Game 4 that happened on Friday night.
Hank is back.
We're going to talk about Game 4 for the Stanley Cup Final.
We got some great who's back.
We got a Monday reading and an extra bonus.
We have Mike Florio on because we missed talking about football.
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me period, which you'll find out what that is, of teams breaking for minicamp for the
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17th. And holy shit, boys. That
was one hell of a U.S. Open.
Sunday afternoon, Father's Day,
Bryson DeChambeau wins the U.S.
Open. Rory McIlroy chokes the U.S.
Open. But more than anything, I
love sports. It was great. It
was an iconic back nine. And
then to see how it unfolded with
Rory looking over his shoulder
at Bryson the entire time.
Bryson mugging for the camera.
And also Bryson going back to
when he played injured on
Saturday. He had the hip. He
said he was playing at about 80%
this weekend. But you had like
drone cameras through the
treetops seeing Bryson getting
his leg worked on. It was a very,
very good weekend of golf. It
was like the perfect. Pinehurst
was incredible because it was a
great test. We talked about it
being borderline. There were
moments where it was borderline,
maybe over the line. Guys hitting
shots within like 10 feet of the
hole and then having it roll all
the way back down. But more than
anything, it was just what you
want in a major Sunday. And it
was a guy, Bryson, who going into
Sunday, it was like, he's
definitely gonna win. He's got
three shot lead. No one can
figure out this golf course. And
then you have the flip where
there was that moment where
Bryson went to six under. Rory
went to eight under. You're like
holy shit, this is going to
happen. And then they, they,
they get back together, tied at
six under and going down the
stretch and Rory missing two
putts within five, five feet or
four feet. I think they were.
Yeah. The first one was about
two and a half, I think. Yeah.
Second one was like three and a
half. Listen, I know there was a
lot said about afterwards
because Rory skipped media. He,
uh, here's, here's one, uh,
dramatic reading from a reporter
on site. This is from Steve Reed
AP. He said, Rory McIlroy through
his clubs in the back of a
tournament sponsored Lexus. Oh my
God. Backed out of the parking
lot and spun his tires a little
getting out of the parking lot.
Yeah. He did not talk, spun his
tires a little. Would that not
be how a car goes? That's how a
car moves. Uh, six minutes after
DeChambeau makes winning putt.
Rory spins tires on way out of
town. And if you saw the video,
it was worse than that
description. They also squeaked a
little bit. Oh yeah. And then the
camera, whoever was filming it,
uh, did a nice little touch
because as the car drives away
going probably 10 miles an hour,
the camera guy goes, Whoa, like
he almost got hit by it. Yeah.
And it, it, it was scenes of
Scotty Scheffler before the, uh,
the PGA championship. I thought
that maybe there's some
bystanders that might've been in
trouble there. Yeah. And then we
had people watching Rory and his
progress to his private jet and
then flight tracker systems
tracking Rory's private jet and
seeing that he was in the air, I
believe before Bryson's
acceptance speech. So he was, he
was a poor sport. It was, it was
a poor sport. We also had a, this
is another, um, we had video of
it and Jay Busby said, uh, Rory
McIlroy leaving the clubhouse, he
got into his car and drove off.
Yeah. Well, the tires spun. Yeah.
Usually when you get your car,
you drive off. Uh, yeah. Poor
sport. Uh, if you note the
majority of the poor sport, uh,
claims are coming from the media
itself who Rory didn't talk to.
I propose, so I have no problem
with this. I understand you
wanted, I would like to hear from
him. We will hear from him at
some point. I was thinking about
it, the way Rory lost that
tournament and the pots that he
missed and the 10 years that it's
been since he won a major and
Bryson, who we'll get to having
like an about face where he's the
people's champ out there on the
course, which if you said that
four years ago, you'd be like, no
fucking way. I'd be like, the
people suck. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
The people have been a lead
poison. Yes. Uh, all of that.
And you put it into a bottle and
you say, Rory, we want you to
stick around and drink this
bottle while reporters say what
was going through your head on
18, that is actually worse than
any torture that you could ever
come up with. Like ever. I, so
as much as you want to claim
poor sport, I think that every
athlete should get one a year
where they can just say, I'm,
I'm not doing this. And, and
this, you, you, and if you, if
you don't use it, you lose it.
So you don't get carry over, but
you get one a year where you
can just be like, Nope, no Moss.
I can't do it because I would,
if I were Rory and I had to sit
there and have Bryson come up to
me and be like, that was an
incredible fight. You put up,
you know what? Oh, you played so
great. I wish two of us could
have won this and then go sit
and have some reporter say,
Rory, talk me through what
happened with that putt that you
missed. I'd kill myself. Yeah.
Well, I would, I would, I, you
can't do that. You got to get
in your Lexus, your, your, your,
your tournament sponsored Lexus
and spin those tires and get the
fuck out of Dodge. Can you
imagine if on this show, cause
we are members of the media on
this show, if, if one of us was
like a real, real big winner,
and then we made the person who
was a big loser sit while the
big winner talked about how big
of a winner they were. And we
did that for like 30 minutes and
then asked the loser to give us
comment on that. Right. How
terrible that we would never do
something like that because we
care too much for the people
that we work with. But for some
reason, golf media wants that to
happen and it could never be us.
And, and the loser then just
doesn't show up for the next
show. Yeah, no, that would be
right. We're not going to get
into that territory. Right.
That's not how we operate.
Right. That's not how we operate.
We operate with a little bit
more class. And it's also very
funny that, uh, it goes back to
like the Marshawn Lynch Super
Bowl days or Cam Newton when he
skipped the press conference
afterwards, the media gets so
mad, so mad, and then they have
all their articles about how
this person didn't give them
anything to write about. Right.
And he actually, Rory gave
everybody so much more stuff to
write about. Right. So much more
stuff to talk about by not
answering questions than he did
if he had stuck around and just
given like deadpan answers of
credit to Bryce and he played
really, really well. Of course,
I'm disappointed, very upset
that I missed those putts, you
know. Yeah. One of those things,
golf's a hard game. That's what
Rory would have said. I just did
his press conference right
there. Yeah. Golf is a hard game.
It's tough to get this close.
Credit to Bryce and he played
really, really well. I'm very
happy for him and happy for
golf. That's what he would have
said. Yeah. Okay. That's the
press conference. But the fact
that Rory sped away like Rashid
Rice in the parking lot and
could have murdered people on
his way out, that gives the
reporters way more stuff to talk
about and way more of a
storyline. And more than
anything, it gives them a soap
box and a moral high ground to
be like, you didn't let us do
our job. But you're right. The
story is that Rory, and again,
it's a ridiculous story because
I really do think that there
should just be a, maybe there's
someone has to judge it and, and
you like, it's almost going to
the booth in Toronto or, you
know, the NFL when they do a
replay, we just have someone
who's watching every sporting
event and they just get to
judge like, all right, that was
actually such a painful loss.
They shouldn't have to talk
because you can't have a more
painful loss than what he had.
Yeah. What are we missing out
on by, by not hearing Rory talk?
I want to know Rick Riley is
probably mad at Rory because how
is he going to make puns about,
about Rory after the game? Are
after the match when he didn't
hear him talk towards he's he
tell you what Rick Riley, I will
give you your lead. Yeah. Rory.
Hey, Rory can't find the hole
from within four feet twice. Boy,
I feel sorry for his ex ex-wife
ex ex-wife. Yeah. There you go.
Rec two negatives make a
positive about the collapse. Oh,
what'd he say? Yeah. Poor Rory
golf is the cruelest game. It
will pants you in front of the
whole schoolyard. Then steal your
lunch money. Oh, sounds a little
personal, Rick. Wait. So Rick's
talking about personal, like the
game of golf being a bully. It's
like 15 year old Rory McIlroy's
penis is, wait, but that's
actually not right because a
pantsing with the full balls
flopping out is so funny. This
wasn't funny. This was tragic.
Like if you, yeah, if you had,
if you pants Rory and his, in
his Dick and balls flopped out
for everyone to see, that's one
of the funniest moments of all
time. Like if you really pants
someone and you get the boxers
too, that's fucking hilarious.
I got, you can't, you can't tell
me different. Wait, Jake,
you've been pants. Yeah, we
thought the balls flopping out.
Yeah. Balls. We're playing
pickup ball. Me and my friends
at home. Uh huh. It just
happened. We were in
transition. Yeah. Damn. Oh,
you were in transition. So no
balls, no penis there. No balls.
We're in transition on the
basketball court. Oh, okay.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it. Uh, yeah, no.
So PFT, you're exactly right
that when the story now for all
the reporters being like, you
didn't let us do our job. We
don't have a story to write
about. Now you're going to write
about this story, how you
didn't get to talk to Rory. And
on top of that, Rory is going to
talk to someone, probably do
like a, you know, a profile or,
or just, you know, some, one of
these insider guys is going to
reach out to him in three days.
And there's going to be a long
story about how, how
disappointed he is. And we're
going to get even more content
out of it. Like four days from
now, we're going to get a Rory
story that we can talk about.
He'll be like, I'm, I'm sorry
that I left this early. Yeah,
right. I was in a very
emotional state and then he'll
do like that whole thing. Or he
could just answer a reporter's
text message like Brooks. Yeah.
Actually, should we text Brooks?
I got to see what Rory's, what
his reaction about Rory leaving
early was. All right. I'm going
to text him. I'll say, what are
you, we're doing the show right
now. We're looking for comment
on what Rory would have thought.
Yeah. All right, Hank, give us
your thoughts while I text this
cause you're the big golfer and
also congratulations on your
Bryson win. Yeah. Bryson been
riding him every major this
year. Uh, two top fives won
today. Felt like he was going to
lose all day. Uh, once he went
down to, he couldn't hit up
drive straight. I was kind of
worried about him just switching
driver. Like they said, he never
swung this driver before until
the first tee shot, which was a
little alarming. Uh, stay woke
on that. We've got a theory with
smiling. Yeah. I actually like
this theory a lot of, of that
will be his next YouTube video
is going to be such a banger.
Yes. Whatever it is, it's just
going to be like, I think I won
the U S open. He won the U S
open for the content. Uh, but it
was, I mean, he was hitting it
out of the shit. Every single
hole still making birdies
unbelievable win. And I mean,
Rory is fun to root against.
He's kind of like, I have never
necessarily been a huge Rory fan
and in sports it's always fun.
Maybe I'm just a hater, but I
always, as much as I like rooting
for the people I like to root
for, I love rooting against
people too. Like LeBron Rory is
not as bad, but like it's, it's
kind of fun to watch someone
choke. Yeah. And this was an
ultimate live versus PGA showdown.
Yeah. And your live boys came up
big. You are a live head. I
thought we were told that when a
live guy won a major, we would
get all the other live guys on
the green waiting for him.
Brooks did tweet right away.
Oh yeah. They rallied. Yeah.
It's actually a great tweet.
He said, welcome to the club.
Uh, two time U S open champ.
That's very nice of him. Uh,
the, I was going to say, uh, I
saw, I saw Dustin Johnson wearing
the four aces polo. He is playing
earlier this week. So that
reminded me to ask Hank who the
four aces are. Four aces are
Dustin Johnson, Patrick Reed,
Pat Perez.
It's a guy who, uh, his dad
owns something. Right? No, I
think they had a trade. I'm
looking at now. It's not a guy
who's, is it Matthew something?
No, you're thinking Matthew
Wolf. Oh man, Hank. Is he good?
Pat Perez, Patrick Reed. Uh,
when I say the name, you'll be
like, yeah, I know him. Is it
Patrick? No, I don't know.
Harold Warner the third. Oh,
yeah. Um, Bryson. So, uh, that
he, he has done the full JJ watt
rehabilitation where he was, he,
the crowd was going crazy for
him and he is, we're going to
get into it more with Smiley on
why he's been able to work.
Bryson has changed who he is.
Like the, the revisionist
history. I know there's a few
hardcore Bryson fans and they
should take the victory lap
right now, but it's not like,
Oh, we were all wrong about
Bryson. I think Bryson realized
that he was really annoying and
he's adapted and done a really
good job about it. Like he, it
was fun watching him play golf.
We had this take for the master.
So this isn't just because he
won. We, we said that we were
kind of slowly becoming Bryson
fans. Thankfully Brooks, they've
squashed the beef, but he is fun
to watch. I think it's cause he
has, he has a fan base now and
when he's happy, when he has
people behind him, he becomes
more likable. It's when he
doesn't have a built in fan base
that he's trying so very hard to
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