2024-06-22 02:51:48
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Trapped. I don't like being trapped in this Apple ecosystem. I'm gonna tell you something, this fucking phone. live. We live.
This phone does so much more. first of all, the anti-glare. The the fact that the screen doesn't know it has anti-glare on it. so much better outside Crystal clear. you read everything crystal clear.
I fucking love this circle to search thing. So like if you have a cool pair of sneakers on, I can take a photo of them. Do a little circle of it on my phone and immediately pops up on Google, all the places to buy it. Yeah, it shows you what, hillings. Yes, dude.
Here's another one. my notes like, say, if I do like a Show and I record it, it will transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for us. pretty gangster, What? yes, it'll summarize it for me. It also will summarize websites.
So there's a website, you know Some crazy shit is happening. I say summarize that cliff notes. It summarizes it for you.
Fantastic camera. the cameras have.
Better because I have both. I'm gonna tell you something. They're both awesome. It's better at certain. the iPhone camera is fucking awesome.
Let's be honest, though. You've never taken a picture of knife. I'm like, I wish it was banner. Nope.
Professional photographer. but if you are like one of those crazy professional photographers, One thing this does do is it zooms way better way, better. The zoom is crystal clear. You can read a sign like way in the distance where I've zoomed in with this and I can see it, But I can't read the letters. and then with this phone, with the Samsung.
I see the letters crystal clear.
I think the iPhone is a better camera for just whipping it out and taking a picture.
But you can do more with the Android you have. I don't even know if it's a better camera for taking it out, Whipping a picture. I think they're equal. Yeah, I think, for taking it out, whipping a picture, It's equal, but this thing has so many more options. There's all these options.
He's always show me about like I have to go. Where's that? it's in the settings? like if you're not into fucking around with things, get an iPhone, but if you're like me, and you're like really into tech stuff, Android's, but also shoot like, though, with the.
Apple with the iPhone they have like the, The thing we can like shoot and cut and edit, that has all that Handheld thing, cuz I don't like my crew, like when we're filming whatever car stuff, whatever it is outside. They'll just have a handheld with a with the iPhone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they knock it out. my god. Yeah, man.
You do all that. not only that, this has pro features. like you could, you could set it in a pro mode and you have Way more options in terms of like how how you film it, like what the images look like, and it's just way more Adjustable. can the government track you on that one, too. Oh, yeah, they try, and everything all right.
That's all bullshit. You, you're never getting away from the government. I don't even believe in signal. I've been talking to these people on sick, like the guy Moxie who made signal. What's matter?
Smells funny. your glass smells funny.
This smell like whiskey. no, I mean I smell it like a whiskey. It smells like soap, like like dirty water.
It smells like plasma, something weird. you're out of your fucking mind. smells like whiskey.
Outside the whisk. you're crazy. we have an awesome dishwasher smells, uh.
Maybe size sweet. I mean I got the bloodhound.
Is your nose that good? Yeah, really? Is it always been like even as a smoke? Yeah, runs in the family. Oh, wow.
That's interesting. I don't have a noses, huh?
That's interesting.
I'm.
Bro, when I got my nose in the corner, when I got my my deviated septum fix, I could smell way better.
I was like, oh my god, forever though, cuz I got my fix, and it just it's whatever.
I think you're just accustomed to it in the beginning. Was it better? Oh, night and day difference.
yeah, in the beginning, when you first get it fixed and you have the Bandage up there. I'll take the stitch out and pull it out. You're like.
I didn't get my nose fixed until I was 40 years old. for 40 fucking years, Shattered nose with just the whole inside of it was blocked. It was nothing. I had like one Quarter of one nostril. that was useful and that surgery is real fun.
Isn't that better?
Well, look at a dracus duplices. Yes, because I call bullshit. when his coach was like he's only breathing 8%, I'm like, come on 90%. that's what you know, it's ridiculous. I was like, come on, that's not a cardio thing, and they're like wait, Do you see him in this next fight?
His car is gonna be better way, better.
My cardio was way better. My cardio was at least 10% better when I got my nose fixed, because you could breathe out of your nose. Like if you can't breathe out of your nose, especially if you're doing jiu-jitsu and your mouth is getting covered all the time.
You, like all you have, is your mouth to breathe out and also, as a fighter, breathing out of your mouth is trouble.
Yeah, because your jaw is open, you get rocked easier. for two years. I walked around like this, pulling my nose so I could breathe. That's why I got that. We're gonna hunker on you.
My operation went bad. Did you ever get those things?
Worked. do they do anything? Well,
Feel, you feel it open. you have them on at all hours of the day. Yeah, so great, He's so funny. You just show up one day. this do?
I'm like why the fuck you don't wear a suit? He's like, yeah, man need to breathe. He's like you ever tried? I'm like no.
Hickson used to roll with those on. They work big. you know, which was those melon salts. Oh, we got them.
It's your first companion, you know, I'm ready to go back in.
Brian had the funniest reaction ever to smelling salts, because we open up a fresh. Ah, one of the fresh ones. and as soon as he opened up, He threw his headphones off and ran out of the room. if you do it now, There's not a lot of room to run. You're gonna have.
Of course you hate it. everybody hates it. I hate it too, but I'm about to do it. You got to do it. this is so strong, it's so strong.
look, it's sealed. Okay, I just broke the seal, can still get it. the the lid of the thing is sealed as well, And you still you smell it through that.
It's still sealed. Yeah. God. Yeah, still seal. that shit's, pow, pow.
Is that the same one? Oh, yeah, Yeah, same level. Yeah, but this is how you want to get them. You want to get him fresh, like right. when you say that's not the real deal.
Oh, this is no real.
No, the real did it. once he open it. It's the real deal. Let's smell it through the fucking bottle.
That's some bitch the back. smell the bag, just the bag.
Yeah, back takes you back. so look, now I'm gonna break the seal. it's still see. oh my god, Top is sealed. Get ready, boys.
Oh, Here we go, this shit fires me up. here we go. Oh my god.
I.
Tell you what that wakes you up for a show. we have a better green room, guys.
We pop a little sniff before you go on stage. I leave in my garage every morning before I get out head to work, Oh, yeah.
Have you had these, the Lucy's, the breakers? no, oh, these are good.
Lucy's have eights and they have like a little mint thing in it. when you you chew it, the mint thing breaks. It tastes good in your mouth.
How many you have in there, for his blood pressure is very high. no, it's, it's good, You have 24 milligrams in your mouth, I go through two cans a day, Doug, what are you using? Which one like Buffalo? Oh, my god, maniac.
Good lord. Yeah. Yeah, you push, you push the arm. Yeah, that's enough. That's not even an envelope anymore.
You got a satchel. that direction, say the direction, say to keep it a foot away from your face. Shut the fuck up pussy.
The first time. you did it, Brian. you got it up to your nose. you put it like an inch from your nose.
Pure pressure works like a.
Don't be a bitch. I got it. I'll try it. Well, you just saw how fun it is. That's a good time.
I go. I'm just gonna microdose and you, like, pushed over a giant piece of chocolate. I was like, I was like, I think that might be a little. yeah, I don't be a bitch. I was like, okay, I was texting you from the plane.
I can't negotiate my plane seat. Give me the Lucy man. one one ain't gonna do it for a.
trial here.
Thank you. I think there's one more in there. That's the same.
You already have 24.
. Yeah, that's the same flavor. I took the 24 hours. I don't mix flavors.
Well, now you get 16, so you'll have two of those. It'll be 16, to see if your heart will stop. Yeah, Lucy's are for people who die, but I like it better than Zen, a lot better cuz. then gives you this weird flavor in your Mouth. Yeah, it doesn't seem good.
So I, like, you know, there's another one called. I think that's empty. I think there's another one called athletic THC that I really like. Not athletic THC, athletic nicotine. So how long you've been doing nicotine?
Like a year. why? because it's good for your brain, fires you up, man. It's. it's good as like a nootropic, It actually helps your brain.
It helps cognitive performance. The real problem is cigarettes. cigarettes are not good.
But the nicotine is actually. a lot of great books were written on cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, nicotine is great. Yeah.
Yeah, well, Studies that Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes is one of the biggest issues, like stopping cocaine and drinking was fine, But cigarettes like he was like, ooh, his books got super boring. They didn't, they weren't as good.
Yeah, he doesn't remember writing Cujo. That's why it's so good, Yep, and then he said this he came, he came, his wife came in and she said, you know, Start cleaning up cans, and he goes. God, I kept cans everywhere. He goes. how long when the last time we cleaned this place?
and she goes, and it was literally the whole place covered with beer Cans, and she goes. this is the past three days and he was like, I'm drinking a lot. He didn't even realize it.
Yeah, well, if you want to be good, yeah, You want to really write the kind of shit that he wrote when he was young. you gotta push that mother fucking um, well,
No, he said he actually in his book said I was a very creative guy who had a substance abuse problem. It's not that I had a substance abuse problem. And therefore I was creative. He said, don't get it twisted, because I always had a great imagination, but I just like.
I don't know. I'm. I am of a belief that it helps you.
I really I'm not, but I do think that it's a personality type. So Michael, hand in hand right with an extreme sort of, you know, it all comes together.
I think it opens up doors in your imagination that will stay closed. Yep, and you can't get. Yeah, I mean I've never fucked with cocaine, but he was a big cocaine user and, like the shining was all on cocaine, great movie, Fucking, great, fantastic. The book is insane. He didn't like the movie.
He felt like Jack Nicholson was too crazy, too quick. Yeah, He thought, like in the movie, the guy becomes crazy guys, like a normal dude who becomes crazy during, During, the, the staying at the Overlook that was shot. No shot in Colorado movie. So here we go. first fight Vulcan owes Demir.
and who's he? fighting Johnny Walker, right?
I don't know if I dude bet. the odds are even on this. the odd makers went. somebody's getting knocked out.
Johnny Walker can knock out anybody. How does he get down at 205, please? It's so hard to believe He's so big when you stand next to him.
Like he, easily could be a heavyweight dude, I want it'd be fun if Johnny Walker wins this one. Can you imagine him and Alex? Mmm, that's a motherfucking fight. Yeah, but is that possible? Why not?
Yeah, he's a big. why not, Joe? because I don't think he's won enough. I don't think any. it's compelling.
I mean, he would have to beat like a Jamal Hill could have to beat.
I'm not saying next. I'm gonna hope he wins and continues to win. He's about two away from it. at light heavyweight you went to big fights. you're there, bro, right?
It's like one step below heavyweight. Yeah, like. look at Yuri. He won one fight, now. He's back.
Yep.
Why didn't Uncle, I have get that fight. That's a good question.
They might have yeah, he's very good, I don't know why, right? they might have offered him that fight and he might have said no, They might have thought that his fight with yon boho, which was boring. I Disagree heavily, I think yon boho, Which is a fucking animal, and if you want to like, survive against yon boho, but you got to fight smart, Yep, but you can't ask a guy to fight stupid, just so everybody can cheer.
All right, but to Dana White's point like it's a business of entertainment, too, right?
But he looked entertaining in all of his other fights. I just know he has a draw before that bro with who?
And Clive had a draw before that. Who do you have with yon? Oh, but again yon boho.
Fucking animal. four minutes and 30 seconds. 429 428, 427 426, if you want to sync it up like I like what.
The UFC did with Izzy, right? He's coming off a loss, and then his. he's been out what a year at least. and then they're giving a title shot. I think that's what makes the UFC the UFC, because they're going?
no, No, We're not just giving to the guy title shot. Who we think is next like what is? he did his body of work? You can lose one and still be a huge draw, right? It was one between fucking UFC and boxing.
That's true.
But if that's true, why didn't Sean get the rematch? because Sean won that fight? I thought I thought it was very close, but I thought Strickland should have got the decision.
Why not give me if you're? if you're a purist, which I'm both, right? I get the business entertainment side in the purist. if you're a purist, Sean Strickland 100% should be next and he'd be Paulo Costa. I thought he'd be Drikus as well.
But the thing is about, Drikus, is if that's the fight. These guys are angry at each other, you know, There's like a lot of hype. It's a good fight to sell. Yeah, all that shit talking when it.
Get more views than a strickland rematch. Maybe maybe it's a big fucking star, man.
He's so awkward, dude his style. Oh, yeah, and there's a story with it. He stopped right now. Yeah, Oh, Samir can crack, and the problem with Johnny Walker is he's been KO'd a gang of times.
Yeah, his defense is, yeah, like usually, a lot of guys have put him away, Jamal Hill.
Yeah, he didn't. he win his last fight on a disqual DQ. I don't know the Jamal one was crazy.
Yeah, Jamal hit him on the forehead and his hands flew up in there and he went. Oh, there it is.
He's in trouble. he's in trouble. he's in trouble already.
Host Amir might get him here. He's letting him get him against the cage like that. Get out of the way, bro.
He's got to get out of there. He's in trouble. He's in real trouble. Oh, Don't, like a lot of wild shit. You can't do wild shit when you're really hard.
He was technically very proficient.
Cold, out cold, but that's why I went to SPG. cuz he need to tighten up, cuz he's wild. Yeah, but that's.
This is how it's happened too many times.
Reflex the Lord flying me.
He's just trying to be crazy. just try to do anything, but you can't do that with Vulcan. Vulcan owes American punch.
so on a certain level, the Fundamentals are gonna beat you guys. are that good and owes to me. There's been out for a bit, right?
Yeah, so, you know, and you have some losses too. Oh, he's had some losses. Yeah, but he's a good striker, man. That was really, yeah, very, very solid hands. He heard him, and then, once Johnny Walker gets, I think he's just been KO'd too many times.
Oh, there's that left hook.
That's, and once it goes, it goes. There's nothing you can do, but this was a bad one.
I mean this was he got flattened.
I just think Johnny Walker, who had all the physical gifts, but I just didn't have the kind of fundamentals like Oh, Samir.
Well, yeah, look at that. Boom. Good. Oh, my goodness. That's all cold.
That's awful out cold. And the other thing is like Johnny Walker probably sucks a lot of weight to get to 205. Yeah, that definitely messes with your chin. Yeah.
Oh, that last shots. rough look at his eyes. roll back in his head in there when you're sucking that much weight.
He's gonna fuck your brain up hundred percent. clean your body of all that water, and he's six, six, two, Oh five. how go to? hey, bro. Good heavyweight.
Yeah, go to heavyweight, fucking heavyweight.
He might be a really good heavyweight man, and that that is a shallow pool, super shallow.
You could lose, like multiple fights and there's a lot of strikers for him. Sure. It wasn't true. You got a ton of guys.
He's been flatlined a lot. Yeah, it might be over. I.
Mean, you got a bitch. all the different people that have gotten him.
Well, remember, he was doing the worm when he won and blew his shoulder out. Yeah, that was crazy. No, he, so, Johnny Walker's, won a fight I think it was in Brazil and he started Celebrating doing the worm and literally fell too hard and blew his shoulder. It was out like a, you know, yeah, How did the shoulder reconstruct? doing the worm?
or shoulder or dumb? Yeah, for nothing. Did you see Connors injury? Yeah, thoughts.
Well, pinky toe. It's exactly what Pejeta had when, when he beat Jamal Hill, He had a broken toe. a lot of guys have had a now.
It's the pinky toe. a lot of guys I fought with broken. I knew about it in advance.
Look, here's the thing about a broken pinky toe. when you're a guy who kicks as much as Connor, It's a fucking problem 100%, and it's also the same foot where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured. He's never pulled out of a fight before. No, this is the first one he pulled out of, and I think it's wise, because I think, if you do have a broken toe and You are going into a fight and you did go into a fight the last fight injured, What if that fucking toe becomes a real issue? Like, what if he throws a kick and it smashes again and he's in agony and he can't move?
I thought you and I were gonna disagree on this. I couldn't agree more, cuz, and you got to realize what's on the line for Connor to like. he loses this one. the rides over.
Also, so why? so why risk it? you got to be able to get the fuck out of the way with Michael Chandler, you fuck.
Yeah, so you're not going compromised and it's the leg that's already fucked up. like you want to, you want your best foot forward, No pun intended.
That's his biggest asset against Chandler. get it in and out, stick a move kicks.
You can't. you can't tie that toe to the other toe. you can, but it's gonna become. you're still not a hundo.
If this is Connor, six years ago, he's fighting all these fight. Yeah, excuse me, He fought Chad Mendes with a blown fucking knee and still be there. Yeah, and it was on short notice. still beat him. Yeah, so don't get it twisted, like Connors, a savage, and he's a fighter's fighter.
But this, I think. finally, his team's like coax, dude. I'm addicted.
Okay, I'll take one of those. Yeah boys. We got more.
The only person who drinks more diet coke, right? I'm gonna miss the cool kids are doing it and then I'll drink it. I never drink diet coke, but just to be part. I drink diet coke. All right, are you scared of aftertaste?
It's fucking poison. I disagree, guy. I just have my temple super pure. I love, I scrub my.
Yeah, we're gonna get along, you know, they fucking that. they tried to make a. they try to remake it to taste just like Coca-cola. Talking about coke zero. Yeah, that's my.
coke zero came about. They try to make a better diet coke night, but people had already looked like the flavor of diet coke.
So they had a coke zero. doesn't bother me. I like it.
If it's there, I'll take it. I can tell the difference, But you know what? They came out with coke zero because the sales of diet coke were going down, because men were embarrassed to order diet coke. So if I was more of a female drink, so that guy, let's do coke zero. What man?
That they did that with Miller. They call it the champagne of beers to get women, and then They don't know their audience, yeah, that's what they did. nobody. initially it came out and it was the champagne of beers. How do we get women to drink beer?
called the champagne of beer? You know the one with cigarettes? They used to call freedom torches during the suffragette movement. So they want to get women to smoke and was considered like not very feminine. So Freud's grandson, Edward Bernays, was like I know how to do this.
We'll fucking just tell them that these are freedom torches. So all these feminists. now we're like smoking there, for no man tells me. and they started smoking That. and and he's the same guy that got people to say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
well, that was all because the Pork Lobby came to him and they were like, hey, we gotta get people to eat more pork. and he's like cool, say less. We'll just call it. bacon is part of a breakfast, a good and.
Most so unhealthy. How so bacon? Yeah, how so all the cholesterol? the fat? No, no, no nonsense, Complete nonsense.
Are you an American? saturated fat is not bad for you in any way, shape or form. That's, that is all. again, That's all the sugar movement, the sugar sugar movement.
But the trout people into thinking that's how many calories are in one piece of bacon. Calories aren't the problem, brother, if you're working sugar and bullshit. calories aren't the problem if you're working out. Yeah. Well.
Overeating is always a problem, but calories from saturated fat are not a problem. Cholesterol is what creates myelin, which is literally what the fucking brain is made out of. cholesterol is responsible for all your hormone production. Cholesterol is responsible for so much in the human body. It's not bad for you at all.
It's just a crock of shit. What's bad for you is processed food. What's bad for you? sugar and excess of carbohydrates bullshit food. seed oils.
There's a lot of things that people get connected to, that connect, they connect to and they say this is bad for you.
Bacon, it's not bad, for not bad for you. It's just fat.
Look, if you're on a ketogenic diet, which is very healthy for you ketogenic diet. Those people eat a shitload of bacon. That guy's a fucking stone-cold killer. Fucking fight, bro. Has.
he knocked out everybody? He's fought, not everybody, but pretty close, and that's a great card. He's fucking terrifying man.
Diego Lopez and Brian Ortega is a fight son. How about this? Anthony Smith, Roman deletes a fight like how much is that card changed, you know? It's supposed to be Jamal Hill, Khalil roundtree, Khalil round. She falls out and then Jamal Hill's gonna go out against Carlos Herbert Oberg.
I'm like, whoo, I love that and then Jamal hurts his knee and then calls Orberg, for some reason, is out walls over ago.
I don't know, and I used to fight Anthony Smith, and Anthony Smith stays.
Recently he had one.
Yeah, I want to see if he gets away with all the shit at this level.
Well, he's gonna fight Ian Jane Gary, who's mother really tall and really, but I don't think he's gonna be able to hit that dude. You don't, Michael? very well age. No, I disagree. Michael Van and Paige is a different thing.
Oh, he'll put his lights up. You think so? Mm-hmm.
Really? Yeah, I think in Gary's the next. he's it man. He's so talented.
I think he's sensational, but he's been hit before and he's not rocked and dropped. Michael Van and Paige is a different thing. He's been Mike van Pagel in here before, too, right? Right by Diego Lima, correct?
Or Douglas Douglas, Douglas Douglas. Yeah, I know, interesting. Yeah, I like Paige, but I think in Gary's that guy.
I think he's gonna have a really hard time finding that guy. You know what? I saw the Kevin Holland fight. Yep, he was like, where the fuck is he? He couldn't find him, couldn't even touch him.
These
that point elite point fighting style, with all the MMA skills that Michael Van and Paige has. that is one of the most Puzzling problems to deal with inside the Arctic. I look at Alex thriving. Yeah, thriving, right? But it's not it.
Alex is not a point fighter. It's not a different. Yeah.
I'm just saying his elite level of striking makes up for the other holes in shore.
But we've had elite strikers before. the difference with Michael Van and Paige is Michael Van and Paige is an elite point fighter. His style of hitting and not getting hit and being able to close distance really fast, fucking nobody's like that Wonderboy, closest close, but not at that level. at that level It's a wonder boy was a kickboxer, a very elite striker, very elite kickboxer. But the difference between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz, that blitz and Michael Van and Paige is so unorthodox.
I think that could be one of those fights. Remember when Francis and a Derek Lewis were gonna fight. and we're like bro, this fights going one minute, get ready, And it went to a decision. so boring, right? Sometimes, when you have those two high-level strikers, and it's that style.
I'm not saying it's gonna be born, There's a chance can be really fucking boring. It's so calculated, so strategic, and neither guy wants to engage Michael to all these things never been in a boring fight.
It's fucking why he's amazing, Michael Van and Paige.
He's great, don't? you're on, but some of those Bellator ones were tough. I'm interested. I'll tell you what you might be right.
You might be wrong. I'm interested. Yeah. Yeah, I just think that he is the most difficult puzzle on the feet.
I've ever seen hard to find a guy who can spar like him too.
Cuz, Kevin. Holland couldn't do a fucking thing to him right, couldn't do a fucking thing. Yeah, and Holland is a good striker, a very good striker. I mean, he's a complete fighter, Kevin, but he's a very good striker. in the end He didn't even come close to hitting him like that.
dude was just not there.
It's a different thing, man, and he's tall. There's no disrespect to Holland. I think Ian Gares at a different level than those guys you mentioned. I think so too and his movements different. his size is different.
But he's also used to fighting guys that are shorter than him. Yeah, and Michael Van and Paige is the first guy that's taller than also. Yeah, he's taller than yeah, or the same height similar.
Yeah, it's not like a huge advantage, but also, look at, look, age is a factor as well. That's true. He's not even in Ian's just getting his prime dude when those guys are like 27, 26, 28. good fucking luck.
And they get so much better so quick. Yeah, yeah, It's kind of interesting that Ian, Gary and Colby never came out because that, like Ian, was calling him out.
Oh, we said he's declined it, cuz he's not famous enough. That's so crazy and so incorrect.
So incorrect. wait, wait. who was saying that? Colby was saying he's not famous yet, but meanwhile Colby's lost most of his last fights. I think it's an interesting fight, cuz Colby is a motherfucker man.
talk all the shit you want about that guy, but that guy.
Can fuck his gas tanks off the charts wrestling. what broke 30 seconds into the that fight with? Leon Edwards? yeah, like he had a broken foot. It's broken in three places.
He came to my show in in Miami. He was still. he was like 85%. that was that was three weeks ago, so that was a real fucked up. No doubt he was walking on it tender.
You fought that fucking dude for 25 minutes with a broken foot in three places. Are you? that's a bad motherfucker, also Leon Edwards.
Is the best striker in the division. yes? He's the most technical, the most dangerous, but he was in that fight. I love watching the young move, Leon move, just the way he moves, just the technique, the precision, everything is just so. fucking.
Everything is just so. it's just like a wasted movement. It's like what you want to see in an elite striker.
I also like him because there's no, there's no really shit talking. He's not on the Instagram doing. Just respect them first.
He's the fucking man. yeah, you don't expect him to sound British, I still don't. every time he talks is a surprise now.
We'll see what happens if Islam goes up there. never tell you the time.
I think I've told on the podcast forever. tell you the time that. uh, there was this dude That was. I don't want to say who he worked for, but he was a bodyguard And he talked shit to Leon Edwards. when Leon was with me.
I brought Leon to a show. we, I did my podcast. then I brought Leon. we went, did a show at Chappelle me and him. We're hanging out and afterwards We all went out to this club.
this like after hours party that a club David set up, okay? David's, Dave sets up these shows like he does the shows and after the shows he likes to set up a party. So he has like a DJ, He brings in foods, fun hang, but it was at the end of the night and this guy decided He was gonna kick everybody out and for some reason He singled out Leon Edwards, and he got in his face, Said like hey, man. I fucking told you it's time to leave. and then I got in between him.
I said I know you probably made some fucked-up mistakes in your life. You're about to make the biggest.
Exactly. I said. I said pull them aside what he do, and he like went like a ghost. I go, That's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. You're about to make one of the biggest mistakes of your life.
I go, I go. He's cool. There's no reason to talk to him like that. He didn't do anything wrong. He doesn't know.
he's here with me, right, and he's like. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Pass before his eyes when he was watching that on TV go viral, but yeah, it's me the wrong way.
I was like if you're gonna do this, let me get my phone.
Before that it was a mouth and off to him the whole time before that.
Like other people, he was mouthing off also to Joe. the whole story is that he was just a dick from start.
I was like. are you kidding me? You can see that he seemed like a dickhead just the way he was behaving, Isn't that? that's what? one of the most wonderful instant karma videos of all the greatest.
It's like one of the greatest viral video show the best. What it missed. it like karma put one of the scariest humans alive in front of it. You don't know this. this is a scene at a bar.
Joe Schilling is a friend of mine's world champion kickboxer.
You would look at him. go, that's not the guy I'm gonna fuck with in the bar.
So there's no shilling is at a bar And he's trying to walk past this guy to get to the bathroom. the guy backs up as Joe's walk. He doesn't see him and Joe bumps into it, puts his hands on this. is it right here? So this is the guy.
this is a dickhead fucking with everybody's talking shit. He's real loud and drunk. So that's Joe in the black shirt. Joe, Joe's like, excuse me. he passes by and the guy says something doing, turns around, the guy flips.
See how he just came.
Flinches that Joe like he's gonna hit him. then Joe hits him with that three piece in a soda.
And then it walks away like it, ain't shit. That's the wrong guy.
I mean the fucking wrong guy. boom, boom, and you gotta understand this it. this was the end of a long. He was fucking with Joe and everybody else. the whole guy tried to, and Joe and Joe one.
Yeah, yeah, well, it's Florida.
Like. clearly a guy flinched. yeah, like went like that to make him flinch. Yeah, and you don't do that to a guy. That's the fucking train striker.
I need more of this.
Yeah, we have more than he's, and he's, and Joe is the farthest thing from a bully, by the way.
But I mean you barely see people that like, like get right to it. Yeah, all right, usually like shut your fucking mouth. Yeah.
He's fluent at knockout, that's his language. It's just the wrong guy. Yeah, straight up, Joe Schilling.
He fought in the this battle in Los Angeles, where he had to fight three times in one night three. Remember that last man standing and glory. we went there live. It was fucking insane. He fought three times, and it's against world-class kickboxers.
Workout came off his day job at rematch.
The best thing about Joe Schilling, world champion kickboxer, most decorated American kickboxer in history. He smokes cigarette.
He smokes fucking. Oh, you see the picture of him in our gym.
When a video first started and you said that's him in the black shirt, I thought it was the nerdy looking dude Suspecting, but no, but I'm like you lose too much. You look at yeah, He looked like somebody, you don't know. He's also like big, right? He's awesome. Look at his fucking face.
It's like a great white shark. I got all the people to talk shit.
Like he's fucking Nick Nolte, we can fucking world-class hands. Yeah, what tatted up?
Look at that and then look at that guy. You gotta love moments. Yeah. Yeah, he's like talking shit. I told this guy Like whatever the fuck he's saying.
Just an accident legs, I mean just a bump and he had to talk shit, I Mean the dumbest move. fuck around and find out that is around and find out that is. if fuck around and find out was a Viral video, that's it. I would love to be the level of ready.
Do you can get there, man? Yeah, you know, you know, it's not impossible. No.
You.
Could learn just a mean combo for the Austin bars though. Yeah, don't get up. You don't get a fucking Hayabusa.
But you get a Harley. Yeah.
Yeah, by the time you get that pistol, you're already asleep. yeah, you know, unless you have a quick draw.
Did you see the? You got a hawk to a spit on that. You know That girl? one video. you see a bride.
Yeah, holly, one girl gets interviewed, and it's just. I love moments like that. We're one weird video. It's so funny that the whole world sees.
So the one I saw on Instagram, the top comment underneath it, is it's another woman being like Nobody needs you, don't have to spit on it. And then it's a thousand news. It's like somebody taught you wrong, bitch.
Especially the way she says it. like that, lady. Good. She's not.
Pretending. she said, like she before she passed. Yeah, she got a certificate. She's not posing that way.
I wouldn't be that into a girl going.
Yeah, Yeah, you would know some real passion.
Let's see it, Jamie, Didn't? I send you a bunch of good versions?
What the Original one has. how many views? that has to be a hundred million at least. how I wonder what she's doing.
She's probably panicked. Yeah, I know.
Everybody knows you money. Is she? oh, yeah, she's making money. There's merch. now.
There's like hot to murder.
Oh, I need to buy a shirt, bro. These kids man. They own it like they own that.
See hot to 24 autograph. Look at her. She's cited fucking.
That.
Is, let's hear the video. It's just the way she says it.
Yeah,
No, I know these are. I already clicked two of them and they didn't have the video on it for some reason, right? What a weird. what a world. what a fucking world.
and it's only been like four days, right? When did it come out? Yeah, I'll, honestly, it happened. I mean where the who is the hawk to a girl taking over tik-tok.
Original video. she was doing an interview, right?
Crazy in bed.
Once upon a time, two girls were out on the town in Nashville, Tennessee.
No, no, don't wait one woman.
One of her dad's like what yeah, like. imagine being her dad. her college is probably paid for now her dad knows.
Yeah, I wonder how much money she's making off of this, Hopefully a lot. it is smart that she jumped right on it, because you gotta think it's only been a few days.
Someone blew her up June 11.
So it's 10 days. There are a handful of other videos on Tim and Dee's page featuring the hawk to a girl and her friend. since then, tik-tok errs Claimed to have found the woman, but the account is now repeatedly. Oh, she might have deleted it. possibly doesn't remember being interviewed.
She got blackout, drunk. It's in Nashville. She's probably hammered. Yes, doing her thing. I'm fun, but I'll shower a bullet.
Where's her references, though, I would like All the dudes who's dick she's like, well, she's just talking. Yeah.
Just like sitting there with a cup of coffee on the porch, like oh.
It's real Netflix about to do a doc on it. man, this is a good fight.
Guy in the left has one eye, Brian. Yes, the guy on the left has one eye and he only can fight in other organizations. That's why I can't come to other countries, cuz he can't, cuz he can't see, he can't see out of his right eye.
I don't believe so. He's never fought out here.
He will think that what I do see. fighter Shara bootin, Magomed off lands killer role for acting debut new Hollywood movie. Oh nice.
Yeah,
he's a scary striker too, but it's fun to watch our bullet. but his His depth perceptions got to be all fucked up because he's only got one eye. You know, you need two eyes for depth perception. shit. Yeah, it fucks you up, it fucks, but it doesn't matter.
He's that good. He's that good. Seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it. He was from childhood, right?
Fight. are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's from a fight. I'm pretty sure cuz he had the operations while he was competing. I think it was something that happened during a fight.
I may be wrong. That's for some reason. I thought it was when he was a kid. Jamie. He'll find out.
I'm pretty sure the injury happened from a fight. Also, how do you, even like you, don't see shit coming from that way? Nope, he doesn't see shit out of that. He's got a giant, was it some head? He had to get the right eye removed completely after losing vision.
Holy shit, man. They get infected.
That's why the eye gets, in fact, but I'm pretty early in his career, right? Yeah, for the operation, I was afraid of an infection. God dude, one eye redhead. So they don't take your eyes.
They don't usually do that anymore, because you have cones in your eyes. that sense light even though you can't see, and it regulates.
Okay, man, I know they take that I am, but it might have been something wrong.
Yeah, they're saying something about an infection. could they get infected a lot, but they took business. I out, right?
No, no, He wears a plate over it. Yeah, he wears like a lens over the top of it. So it doesn't look so weird, but it's just so. people don't stare at his eye, but I get it still goes. Yeah, Tricoli's good though, man.
Shara bullet does weird shit. He's wild. man wild kicks. He throws, kicks like a jab.
He got punched twice in the face from the direction. He can see it.
Isn't this his UFC debut? No, no sharp bullets for it. No. No, no.
Yeah, he's a fucking huge prospect. Isn't? he fought twice? Yeah, at least once, I think twice, just once.
Well, this article was he was 11 or no, and he's only 12 and I'm now. I feel like this is first fight signed last.
You know, this is his first fight. Hmm. So this is a second fight.
At least second fight. He signed in 20, 20, 20.. Yeah, but you know He can't really fight in America like the Nevada State Athletic Commission. There's no way. bow, You can't see, like you have to be able to see out of both eyes.
I'm sure there's some places. Well, we're in Saudi Arabia for these fights. No, I'm saying in America. Oh, yeah, like you, bring them to Kentucky. Go ahead, miss it be.
Tennessee, close both your eyes. I don't give a fuck on you fuck.
The girl had no idea that thing went fucking viral.
Yeah,
Here's one thing you do know if you try hard, you won't get one. that's for damn sure. Yeah, weird. Yeah.
Yeah, that'll stop you from trying. Oh, they try so hard.
But the people that I know that try the hardest have never gotten one.
never.
So trickle. he just wants to take him down shower bullet, has terrible takedown defense and that's his liability. also doesn't get up well and Even in his UFC debut. He got. he got battered on the pro.
How about? the main event was about to be Bo nickel? But he was hunting in Montana and didn't have an Android phone. like you guys had no service. Mmm.
Yeah, interesting, He was gonna take that fight.
Interesting. I don't. I would not have advised that I was down to do it. Yeah, He struggled a little bit with Cody Brundage, and Cody Brundage is nowhere near Where Robert Robert Whitaker will change your fucking life. Well, Robert Whitaker might be the best 185 on the planet.
It's up for debate.
He's up there. How do you say that when, when Sonia would say different? Well, Drek, is trick is, beat the shit out of it. one round trick has beat him. Yeah, he's fucking good.
Very good. He was a former world champion. Like he was number one at the time. He's certainly just.
Costa certainly in the top.
He's the man they're hyping him up. Well, he's an elite wrestler, a real top of the food chain, blue chip wrestler, and You know, he's getting very good at striking. He's basically our LeBron James, but he's white.
Now the hype on him is insane.
Out of high school.
Hold on, since. so here we go. This is why you make the comparison guy like LeBron cuz. he's in wrestling. since he was seven.
He was selling out fucking huge auditoriums, wrestling, Dominating. there's on a world tour, LeBron James, one of the best ever at Penn State.
So he goes on a world circus, a three-time or four-time NCAA champion. Yeah, I think he won it in as a freshman, right?
This is a great anyone, the hyphen of NCAA wrestling. a good fight for us. Very good fight, We're gonna say, though, Joe, I was saying that, like the difference is, LeBron has been dominant and famous on a world Championship level for so long. It's more like a John Jones. Mm-hmm.
John Jones is more like the LeBron of MMA.
There's so much pressure on him and he has how many fights.
Yeah, I would advise a guy like that to not fight in the UFC for a long time. I think you should get to world-class level before you get to the UFC.
Cuz outside the UFC. he's so dominant. he's fucking, so dominant. he need to strike him up. Yeah, I'm the world class 100%, because, cuz, once you get there, if you're not ready, it's gonna be.
it's a. it's a marathon, Not a spread. Yeah, I'll train with them, Dagestani boys. I'll fuck them up. He'll fuck them up and wrestle.
He did already.
He's beating a lot of Russians and wrestling is very good. It's gonna work on a strike, but hold up.
He's striking is not like awful. His thing is combining the strike and wrestling. put it together, like JSP did. well, once he gets that.
Yeah, okay, but Bo Nichols, a guy, has been watching the human body move for a very long time, me too and his timing.
Timing takedowns is everything. so so if they have an easier time, a lot of times guys like that.
They're learning curve is a lot steep. Well, elite athletes have a quicker learning curve. Yes, Yeah, he's a elite athlete, no no doubt about it. Yeah, I mean Bo's got massive, massive pretend potential, but even Johnny Hendricks remember his timing he learned how to tell that class, though.
But he would not.
So yeah, bro. classada, and post you saw to Johnny, or two different human, correct, right? Yeah, it's like you and Mike Tyson. It's like they're two totally different human, different species. post you saw them.
Johnny Hendricks is like what. where'd you go?
Like where'd you go, but also you don't watch Johnny's fights and go man. That's world-class strike, right? He said he had a big fucking over and that take a time. It was tremendous power.
Why get worse when they're not testing anymore? No, no, then once they start to, oh, okay?
Okay, when they start testing, his body melted like there's a lot of those guys like. there's documentaries online about Johnny Hendricks pre and post. You saw that he's like one of the biggest examples. to be fair though. That was those were the time.
in those pictures You don't see much. I mean you see a little bit of a difference in the physique, but what's really? the difference is in the shocking power.
He would just put guys to fucking sleep, power, cardio, every fight, confidence, aggression. also, to be fair to Johnny that those were the times.
Because those were my. that was my air everybody. those are also the TRT errors. we could do it.
Legally not everyone. they turn me down whatever they turn you down for.
Why I don't know haters, man, I think it was already weird because Nate Marquardt was like from your area, correct, already got fuck this. He got pop like alien levels. Yeah, they were like. I remember that fight got canceled. Yeah, we were at the weigh-in, and it's like I canceled and I was like what is going on?
They're like. he's not like. I'd he could die his levels of testosterone or so alien.
Oh.
It knows like 24.
. It's like Inside in his fucking bloodstream, and then all of us were going the same doctor And then that doctor's like see ya close up shop like hey. Yeah, probably good move.
I just got the deposit. well, a lot of these doctors are dorks, You know, and they think they're gonna be able to take these out. I know what I could do with you, because they did our. you know. They're just like, oh, TRT's legal great.
We're gonna fucking bang you up with all these other different Commissions and all that you know with high-level sport. right, and how many of those doctors have ever been like through the whole testing process?
That's why Balco is so big, mm-hmm. Yeah, sure, the clear. You know, you know, you know, I fuck with now and they come. I mean Shit, probably the best shape since I fought is that transcend with, like peptides, TRT. They do transcend the company.
It's a company. They're like there. you do your blood work like pray, at least every two weeks, every three weeks, And they monitor everything right. you should be taking this, this, this and this, and it's a script plan. They send it to you.
Oh nice. Just start taking thing. then they check your blood work, like that's what Cowboys on Bradley Martin.
Like all the like peptides I hear really I do out here with a ways to well. same deal, ways to well.
I've never felt better. They have stuff for your cognitive, like for you know for me. I need my fucking brain to get after getting punch. So cognitive energy, everything, because I had a doctor. he looked great.
65 is a friend of mine, Jeff.
Shows up my show, and I was like what are you doing? He goes peptides?
Yeah, peptides are incredible. Yeah, that's why they keep out long. Yeah, really keeps. Yeah, they got rid of thymus in because it was helping people get over kovat. this.
I know they're good. no reason for it to get rid of it. now They're trying to get rid of BPC one, five, seven. no reason I stopped that shit. fix my stomach.
BBC one, five, seven, yeah.
Shit's magic. hmm, this fight is interesting. now. I'm a guinea pig. I shoot myself about seven times a day, but whatever, yeah.
Why do you feel good? Oh? Yeah?
Fuck, you know. what irritated me is the debacle. people back. all people got caught because they had it.
They had that they. they went through the trash, and they had their names written on this.
Yeah, I was no Vinsky.
No, Vicky caught him. Yes, the balka people. Yeah, no, Vicky's the head guy. They caught him.
Continue a shit man.
Yes, please, how you do a crime and write it down and put it in the trash. I'd be pissed.
I was very bonds. I'm like what the fuck are you doing?
Do you know what's that risk? you put a sign baseball in the trash?
Yeah,
Dude, homeboy can kick. he's kicking his lower legs. He's doing that Piera thing where he doesn't turn his hips over. He just soccer kicks your fucking calf. He's tough.
He's sure a bullet. Oh my god. Let me ask you this if you're back to the car thing, if you're Michael Chandler, What do you do?
You fight somebody. yeah, Max Holloway, BMF. I hear people are talking about that fight. That's an amazing fight. He needs money in the sphere.
you can't not fight for two fucking years, he's pretty good.
He's a very smart, has a bunch of businesses, sure, but wouldn't it be nice?
He was making millions over those two years, like, even if you're doing well, two years.
He's got a family. Yeah, and he's paid pretty handsomely from the UFC. You know, Yeah, actually him BMF title I like max at 55 anyway.
Mm-hmm.
They want to. Puria, Excuse me, versus max. That's what max wants. I don't like it once. next, you don't like that as I'm well.
Don't give her on a great fight. Yeah, I like max at 55, especially now He's getting a little older with his output. I think you can do a lot of damage there. He's not old dude, He's like 32 bro in fighting years. Yes, 77.
Sorta.
Yeah,
Smart.
Outside. and if Islam goes to 170, I mean, I don't see why max can't be champ. I'm the best boxer in the UFC.
Shower bullet. Well, he's gotten a lot better with his takedown defense, but charcoal. He's not exactly bow nickel. No Mmm, it's good, tough though.
I'm rough, but the thing is like sharp bullets gonna face this with every. that was a nice elbow in the clinch.
Yeah, it's me a dicey for me.
Wow, he just hurt your cold. Yeah, he's in trouble. Oh, look at that. Yeah, he did dropped on a sing. Yep.
Dude, what do you do if you're the UFC? You put all this stock in Hamsa. He's just eventually this go, fuck it. Fuck it. We got to move on.
So did he get food poisoning?
Somebody from his team said that and then they backed off that story. such a bad story. Come on, fellas.
Did they back off the story? I think so. Yeah, I think so. What is there until said something?
I remember what are they saying? Oh, nickel, allude to the fact that he's always partying like hanging out all the time.
That hums on it. Yeah, interesting. Well, hums nuts got a lot of bread, bro. He got a lot of money. Yeah, He's hanging out with some people that have a lot of money.
the same people could be saying it with you ever seen?
Could be bad. Yeah, he's gonna look at the land. He owns in Russia. when you're friends with Putin, They take care of their athletes, especially they're fighting. Yeah, bro.
Also the Arabs, also the Saudis and stuff.
Yeah, Khabib is wherever he goes and should and should be. well,
Hums on his friends with that Kardiav guy. The guy was the the leader of Chechnya. Yeah.
He won't kill you when I know about peace price. Okay, really? No, he did not know what the fuck you're talking about. He's not gonna let he's. uh, he is not, he's a warlord.
There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC, who left the UFC and went to work for him And, like his second guy, who's that? some dude? and then he wound up getting killed.
Yeah, yeah, he fell out and then, yeah, Kadyrov's father was blown to smithereens and He, I believe he witnessed his father. Do you think they're arguing about pronouns out there? No, they in fact. in fact, in fact, Hollywood basically, What was it boycotted Chechnya because it is. the Amnesty International said that the Chechen government was Killing and torturing gay people.
Oh, they definitely are. Yeah, the Russians went. Oh, no. Yeah, he was like, he was actually. no, Kadyrov had a ceremony because he was sanctioned more than any of the leader by all the Western European countries in America and And he was given an award for being basically the biggest asshole.
He threw himself the award.
He was awarded, you know, with Homs on, it's tough. Oh, UFC cuz a, you know, he. we don't even know if you can find the States, right? You can't fight here and then, Yeah, I don't know what that's about. He has the longest COVID ever, right?
He keeps getting hurt.
Well, the problem with him was when he got COVID, he would not stop training, And so he had full-blown COVID and he was just beating his body into the ground every day. It's a shame.
Multiple times. I know it's a shame. He's a fucking boogeyman that might never come, but when he fights it's fucking pretty goddamn exciting.
Although I did think tomorrow beat him in the third round. I was like if that was a five round fight, That's a difficult fight for him. Yeah, cuz you deal with. a real champion knows how to pace himself. guys been there, struggled before it knows what it feels like.
So he really doesn't have a significant win at 85. never be 85, or not a real good one.
Joe Merrill shard, you know, he's beating a couple of guys Like not that short. No, not that tip of the spear. Excuse me. The Usman thing was no.
Not gonna go to Robert Whittaker, right, but I think the fact big leap did he come in, having two fights in two weeks?
In the early days of his career. did that? Yes, I think that forever has him in Dana's good graces. Yeah, Well, then. well, he's also incredibly excited to trick.
always take one. My favorite taking a beating right now. Well, it's sharp bullet does while shelling hook kicks off that front leg. He's why you like him.
He's got a crazy gas tank. Look at him. Just keeps. he keeps herring that from like he does hook kicks from like an open stance.
Which is weird, not even bladed. He does like. he stands like an open stance, like an MMA stance list. Look at that like the way he throws that front leg. his left leg is so interesting.
Also, nothing's better. when you see a dagger standing, you assume wrestling and then they're all striking. Yeah, like Zabit. Yeah, isn't it weird? Yeah, when you see him, you're like what the fuck Adam is, the beat, the man God he was, by the way.
What's his name is about to fight Whitaker. He's got a hell of a jab and he's a very good writer.
Yeah, I'll scarce. good man. He's very good. He's very good. It's a tough fight for Robert.
Yeah, I got. I actually think he's gonna win. Alice Garroff, I do interesting. I tell you well what it's a good fight. I'll tell you that I'll scare the only loss that he has his hums on and hums.
I caught him with a perfect uppercut hums. I said it was his toughest fight ever. Yeah, now now. Yeah, and oh.
He never took. he never took him down to Koli's hurt. Sure. Oh, he's just too tired, man. He's giving up.
Oh, dropping, that's it shower, Wow.
Shower boy, let's go. Damn. That was good. He just kept getting caught with shit. with one.
I'm an assassin.
Good for him and I showed way better takedown defense in this fight. So obviously better training on that, way better, but obviously Tricoli's again not an elite wrestler, but fucking good fight.
There's not enough hours in the day to get him at the elite level wrestling, bro.
They're so close to creating new eyeballs. Give it to eyes gonna fuck everybody up. So Michael Bisping's gonna be reading signs at a distance. I hope so. Yeah, they're close man.
Are they really? Yeah, they're close to developing artificial eyes. There's so much going on with medical science. Yeah, but they can't fix here.
They can kind of grow your hair back now. how, if you get on it early? look at cowboy. what cowboy has a full set of hair. when he got it, he got hair transplant.
I want to grow hair. When are they gonna do that for me? if I had hair, I'd shave my head. I really will. you can't, oh, no.
Yeah, no, you can't.
Know it's I have a good head for for being Paul. I wish I shaved my head earlier. I really do.
They don't have dick transplants. they do word. Yeah, use your thumb. people have had their dick blown off like soldiers and shit. Yeah, there's your thumb.
No, they give them a new dick. They give them a donor dick. Yeah, but they can't give you donor balls. You know why? because the balls will always forever contain the sperm of the person who died.
So like, if you died and you gave your dick to Brian, Brian would have your kids. Brian would be able to shoot. you are better than nothing, But it's crazy because you could shoot someone else's loads into a person and make your kids and you're not even alive anymore. Pretty lit, though. pretty lit, if you get the right genetics.
if you like, sign off on it. Yeah, if you say I agree to let Brian have my kid. Yeah.
How tall is he?
Donate my dick to science. your DNA won't even be mixed with it a little bit. Nope. Nope.
100%. it would be the person who owns the testicles, their dick, because pick fix, that was was themselves.
No, no, no, no, you can't fix that. I mean, it's literally. the DNA is embedded into the testicles. So your DNA would be. it's not like for the first couple of loads.
It's forever, forever, forever.
How far away do you think we are from all that 20 years? Well, they've given people dick transplants, right?
That's already like eyeballs. and oh, yeah, about 20 years. But they're also gonna be able to. I think in 50 years, you know all this transgender shit. They're gonna be able to change your sex for real, for real.
Yes, they're gonna be give you double X chromosome.
You're gonna go to XY as soon as you can, go back and forth. We're in trouble. Yeah.
Right, but you know, we're, we're the XY's. We're the last of the Mohicans, you know. One of the things that they found is that Neanderthal DNA in humans. None of it is the Y chromosome. They can't find Neanderthal DNA in Y chromosome.
They find it in X chromosome. So it's all women being fucked by Neanderthals, Really? So? yeah. Yeah, it's so.
it's all that makes sense human women being fucked by Neanderthal.
Nice, just a cave. No, no, no. Okay. No, it's the why. you know, we're XY.
women are XX. You cannot, they can't find the why. Let's at least an article I read. I mean, I don't know if it's accurate facts, Wild, but it makes sense. Yeah, do you know?
there's a theory that? Neanderthals, you know, we, we want to think that Neanderthals look like us. They're just different, kind of like fucked up heads and big bones. They were real thick. They were just like, way heavier and denser.
but there's this crazy theory that they look like gorillas and that we don't know what they looked like on the outside and that they Had big eyes that they could see at night, like cats. Yeah, cuz, they had. eyes are much larger than our eyes. They were smarter than them. Yeah, but they.
but also those theories that they hunted us. There's some pretty cool documentaries. What wouldn't they be more thinner? No, they were bigger. They were shorter.
Yeah, they were short, but really heavy. They were like five, seven, two hundred and ten pounds. So they're like freakishly strong like a chimp. So they're built like you. Yeah, but freakishly strong like a chimp.
You know, like, not like a human like me. I'm strong for a human. They're strong like a chimp, because massive bones, massive tendons, Everything's dense, much bigger, thicker, heavier bone structure, everything different makes Jim so strong. They're their tendon strength. Everything makes them strong.
First of all, how much plyometrics? So those guys do god damn just throwing their body through the trees every day.
Rolling themselves around. just know, did just neck and head.
Also heard. they don't have any. They don't have any medium twitch twitch muscle.
And they go from zero to a hundred when it comes to anger.
Or just rip your fucking arm. Yeah, that makes sense. That's all you need in the wild, the wild.
You ain't running any marathons around, you know, they're jogging nice, slow jog, working on your fucking song.
Yeah,
Shower bullet one tooth to one. I want to shine. He was on the prelims too. They bumped him up. Yeah, well, they lost a lot of good fights, Which is just how it goes with this fucking sport.
man. It's been really rough this past month. I got, I know, Especially this car Jamal Hill versus Carlos Oh Berg. I was really looking for Jamal versus Khalil Khalil. It's fucking scary.
And for Jamal, I kind of like that, Jamal. I don't. I hate that Jamal hurt his knee, But I kind of like that. he's not jumping right back in after getting KO'd, because I know everybody wants to do that, because I Got to get it back. But the reality is he got fucking flatline by one of the scariest punchers on earth.
They're doing me a favor, and then I'm not saying he couldn't win the fight. I think for the longevity is great.
It's better that he got hurt. all perks fucking scary, too. Yeah, and so is Khalil. Khalil fights like you, just killed his dog. He really does Khalil's terrifying, and his fucking technique is so sharp.
Here we go. Calvin's next.
Rod misses all that weight, you know, he has a show called missing weight where he eats food.
That's hilarious.
Tacos. he was definitely ain't making weight wait, and that came out like a week ago.
So he's so talented, but I had a conversation with him maybe eight years ago at the store, eight years ago. Always at the store, always at the store, We're hanging out, and I said Kelvin, if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170 or a world champion, He's like, I know, I know.
Eight years later, he's fighting.
Check out this new show. check out this burrito. I just see.
Yeah, cuz, he's 5'8. yeah, not tall, 85, it yeah.
No, I think that even I 85, I went toe-to-toe, one of my top five middleweight fights. Oh, oh my.
Come on, Izzy, at the end of the round.
Gangster, who was that? He was like looking at the Adam said I'm prepared to die. Yeah. Well, that's cuz, who is it?
Who's the ref at Herb? Dean goes, you know, you okay? He goes. Is there a problem? There's no problem here.
I'm ready to die.
Is he different?
Izzy.
Rating best tacos ever, missing weight with Kevin Kelvin gas. That is so funny. It's so funny.
That was four weeks ago. It's so funny that it's called that. that is such a funny, Funny name at least. does he own the place? Nope.
No, it just doesn't just love stuff. like a lot of these guys, They have to do something as they're phasing out of their career and some of them do a podcast. They do different things, but Kelvin's just known for being I mean, it's just incredible fighter, but not that weight. That's not his weight. But meanwhile, he goes on to 170.
who's he fight? Sean Brady, who's a fucking gorilla, who's so? Sean Brady was here on the podcast man. he was walking in front of me and We're walking into the studio. His back is like it's like a triple back.
It's got triple back muscles. He's fighting Gilbert Burns.
Oh.
When is that?
They announced, I think, September.
I've talked to people that train with him said his fucking top pressure already all savage, a chart. Wait, what's? he walk around 200, probably? Oh, easily 200.. I'm 200..
He's way bigger than me, Like I'm looking at his back. His back was fucking massive man. It's. he's so thick, Yeah, so fucking strong. an elite technique man.
His jiu-jitsu is so good, but he's a wrestler. first, right? He started out wrestling a black belt in jiu-jitsu, but really good striking too, but he's got that one loss. But you know, it's too long.
Elite too long, fucking good. Don't give them credit now when blob him like I'll, Brady's not very good. Then you find out Brady's pretty fucking good. And that's how good ball is. Yeah, balls really fucking.
Yeah, well, that's that was also Bilal training with Khabib and Islam and those guys in Dagestan.
Which I think brought him to a totally new level. I'll tell me that like like just standing up against Khabib.
Is pretty much impossible for him. Thank you. Listen. Hey, give me the lighter. Do you roll it?
Do you ride? He's a phone?
He was so pissed because that
Kelvin was so heavy. He couldn't do a catchweight bro headline fight night, September 7th. Let's go. Okay, Calvin, Yeah.
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